Especially coz she is so right.

"I'm a junior." - Sarah Chadwick

Well, why stop at Rubio? Make the name GOP. They are ALL bought by big money for various immoral causes.

Excellent Well worth the wait. Now pardon me while I watch a dirty movie and eat corn pop

after obama i understand.

Duuuuude. I know.

Xander Lowe either one of them. I mean let's be real; at this point "Tricky Dick" looks good.

@@MrMarco855 He's still better than Trump, you dumbass.

silvsilvsilv middle aged at that time

Andrew Reese Ages when they died: Lafayette 76 Aaron Burr 80 James Monroe 73 Henry Lee III 57 Nathan Hale 21 (Died because he was captured by the British) Alexander Hamilton 47 but was killed by Burr Life expectancy in the USA is 78.74 (2015).

Jesse Hernandez Maybe Trump will meet the same end and have his memory wiped as well

The Lockhart character was based on tRump.

Huh, never thought of that... . AND I'VE JUST FINISHED CHAMBER OF SECRETS FOR THE 5TH TIME!

[2] although former Professor Gilderoy Lockheart is currently residing in St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries' Spell Damage long-term ward and Trump is languishing in the White House, Tweeting his thumbs off.

I have referred to him as "the geriatric Lockhart" in the past

Do you mean the way he crosses them? I cross my arms during meetings, its comfortable. I don't do it while I'm the speaker, though. He just looked silly there.

It's an indication of acute discomfort. Most politicians learn to hide obvious tells like that early on but not Trump because he has not been in a position where he felt so powerless before.

He's hugging himself. No one else would.

Nixon signs

Adam S Amen

I'm down tbh

Adam S seriously?! He’s got a new born and trump takes up more time than the infant... he deserves to breathe, Seth does...

not to mention that horrible break we had to endure during John Oliver's absence

Nah. They deserve vacations and you people should find a different way to digest the news.

TheGold Paladin What the hell are you talking about? Automated? Do we have Firearms that march around like robots firing hundreds and hundreds of rounds all by themselves. Do they work like motion detectors? You are so goofy!

Nice try, Mince Gay, but it's not true that "Guns don't kill people, people kill people". What IS true is that "People with guns kill a hell of a lot more people than people without guns".

dartagnanx1 I wonder how you’d feel today, a year later?

Waa Haa say it again aloud so they can hear you.

You're right, the irony is sparkling here.

Waa Haa : Good point.

Wow. That’s a good point.

and some of us are even younger :) Honestly Trump is worst at making speeches than we are at improving presentations.

May be trump twitter psycho issue enough? If you understand, after Trump becomes president, there's more mass shooting in USA!

@@cycadsonic5747 your prediction was correct👌🙏

Well said fellow Brit..

I could not agree more. As a Canadian I have to say that I believe you have articulated how civilized parts of the world view the US in this whole debacle. Those youths are truly inspirational!

Word. More mature than most republicans, or at least more selfless.

A young British solder is getting murdered with a machete in the street and the cops have to go find someone with a gun to stop it. Looks like Britain can only brutalize innocent people in their colonies.

Mike M imagine how many he could have killed with a gun?

The kids are AMAZING though in their handling of it aren't they! I want to know how they got to where they are? Who trained them/raised them to be so strong & courageous & mature? Is the school they go to special in some way? They've said it prepped them as well as was possible. Their parents obviously get a lot of credit too, but all round I'm just blown away by how amazing these kids are! I would never have the control or tact to do what they're doing, even as an adult!

They're doing it because they have no other recourse. Normally the victims aren't so vocal about gun control protests so they can be ignored with the standard "Its terrible, thoughts and prayers" lines and then get back to attacking the other side with slippery slope arguments and exaggerated rhetoric. But now the victims are protesting and the people fighting so hard to not change anything don't really have a logical leg to stand on, so the discourse immediately becomes adhom attacks.

byron gustafson, been that way since the Bush years sadly...

Comedians have always been the voice of reason, ever since medieval times. The jester's role was to satirize the court and bring to attention the flaws of those in power and the unwise decisions they had made.

Have you always been an idiot or is it a recent development...

Correction: the MAIN voice of reason.

Well, at least the Democrat-led House of Representatives is trying to plug the holes Trump is drilling into it. Who knows, maybe if in 2020 we'll put a competent President in the White House with the People's interest at heart.

Switzerland has the "right to acquire, possess and carry arms".

Wrong! You do NOT have the rights to carry arms, that is strictly banned. I am from Switzerland and there is so much misinformation created by american gun advocates, it's unreal. The amount of incorrect memes showing swiss people walking around with guns, saying everyone owns a gun, is just completely wrong. The per capita of gun ownership in switzerland is very high due to our mandatory army service for any man between 18-34. After an initial 6 months of military training, you are being given a rifle which you can take home or leave at the nearest army barracks. The army used to give live ammo as well, however if the ammo would be opened up, you would be facing court martial. About 17 years ago after a shooting, they stopped handing out live ammo. You get to keep your rifle without ammo, or keep your rifle at the nearest army barracks for save keeping, because once a year, you have to do a few weeks of mandatory military service until the age of 34, along with yearly shooting practice on a shooting range. Since the last mass shooting in 2001 in Switzerland, almost 90% of all soldiers decided to leave their rifle at the nearest barracks. When asked, soldiers said they are not interested in owning a weapon, mainly because they were trained to use a weapon in combat and understand the consequences of what kind of damage a weapon can do. Anyone in Switzerland who has been convicted of a crime, is struggling with addiction, or has a 'violent or dangerous attitude, is banned from buying a gun. All gun owners must be able to pass a test on a shooting range before they are given a licence. Those who do own a gun are banned from carrying it around - concealed-carry permits are not a thing, unless you're a security worker or a police officer. Hunters and sports shooters can only carry their guns between home and the range. Here are 2 articles that show what we do different: www.ladbible.com/community/interesting-politics-switzerland-owns-tons-of-guns-so-why-doesnt-it-have-mass-shootings-20180226 uk.businessinsider.com/does-switzerland-give-every-citizen-a-gun-2018-2

Wow

MrNoSleep OSRS THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!!! WTF!!!

MrNoSleep OSRS Yes. I don't get it either !

Because the DNC rigged the primary and nominated the second most hated candidate in American history, and the media smeared and gave little attention to Kasich and Rubio because they were scared to death that every poll had them crushing their beloved Hillary.

I was totally asking myself the same question

Although, it would've been interesting to see how the media would've treated any Republican other than Trump against Hillary. Hillary was the second most hated candidate in history (just 1% below Trump), and the polls I saw didn't even mention who the 3rd most hated candidate was, leading me to believe that Trump and Hillary were way ahead of everyone (and deservedly so). The RCP averages showed Kasich up by 7% over Hillary and Rubio up over 4% over Hillary nation-wide. Without Trump, I think Cruz would've been the nominee. He would've lost, but Hillary (like Trump is/will be) would've been exposed and only been a one term president, and you'd literally have to be mentally challenged to vote her again, just like you'll have to be mentally challenged to vote for Trump again.

Neither am I, But you're still correct. Trump is a disaster for the US.

Trump is the best president we've had in my lifetime, and you wouldn't know because you think the lying media is honest and you think the school shootings are real. That's why foreigners don't vote here, and we don't vote in your country. You have to be close to the rotten bastards to know who the devils are.

@@MrMarco855 you must still measure your age in months.

chris degrazio Trump has the natural talent of dodging.

that was the secret service,that is sop,you are an idiot.

@@cojo582 semantics and you're the idiot

@@davidaijuka1108 NO DUMBASS PROCEDURE. X DEMS FOR TRUMP

Yep a teenage boy with a mental disorder tried to take a gun from a cop and shoot Trump!👍

Well he couldn't run because of his bone spurs.>:D

If he could run.

run ... with a golf cart, obviously.

Grimm let's be real, here. Teachers HAVE taken bullets for their students. You're totally right, though

great point Grimm!

I saw a tweet a couple of days ago from a teacher who was asked by her students what she would do if there was a school shooting. She told them she would protect them with her life, but she was afraid that she couldn't do much because she's in a wheelchair. That's when they told her that they'd already decided: In the event of a shooter, they would carry her out and protect her. She cried. I'm feeling a little soggy again just repeating it. Any one of those kids has more backbone than Trump and all his bootlickers put together.

@@maryanneslater9675 that's heartbreaking. Students should not have to think about how there going to protect their teacher in the event of a school shooting. Teachers should not have to think about taking a bullet for their students. It shouldn't have to be something that even crosses their minds.

Guns of boom gamer Mohammed Way better the Olympics

Ken Ken - it's called a joke.

You didn't enjoy the winter olympics?

YOU SUCK.

Afaf Benhara why? He was quoting. And it WAS a funny one.

Wouldn't he have to actually know what facts are before he could be afraid of them?

Tom Ogden this is true

Nana Koranteng And he brought an Eric joke with him lol

Nana Koranteng yay !

T. M. Shannon father nooooooooo

😂😂😂😂 Bing.... 😂😂 I wonder how he become a billionaire!!! 😭😭😭😭😂😀😀

you watch this crap man ,i bet you watch the nfl too.

Is he an NRA lobbyist?

Michael Scott : I'll see your Rubios and throw in a Charleton Heston!

Michael Scott lh.

Yes P.S. they are

Joseph Wolosz, ill ask my friend!

I_Bomb _Atomikly since when did Liberals have a problem with avoiding Vietnam?

Hey Hey Hey Margaret ! Go easy on him. He had blisters. And from what I understand, one of them required a bandaid.

*Margaret Kennedy* - 😂 fair point but then again, America would of lost a considerable amount of money in taxes if he had of died as the super rich pay extraordinarily high taxes and what is another untrained soldier in the grand scheme of things.

Gary Buckley Trump said he doesn't pay taxes, that makes him smart.

Jillian .... What !!! A whole bandaid was required ??? That's possibly quite serious... ... My word ...

Man, when rushed on the campaign clung to the SS man like it, was mama...

Nope, my countrys' previous president will outclown Trump by a country mile. His highest education was grade 4 or 5, can't remember. He wasn't even able to say a number like 600364, and to see him try on national TV was hilarious.

Covfefe - my, what an enlightening vocabulary The Orange One has...

*+Jhoxi Hum* Holy crap, who's your president? Is there a clip available anywhere on KZfaq of him being unable to pronounce six-hundred-thousand-three-hundrend-and-sixty-four?

He would be if he wasn't President.

Graham Chapman - Yep, their are videos of him trying to say a number kzfaq.info/get/bejne/otNhlth5sqmxeZs.html

It's the contrast...

Teenagers think banning assault weapons is going to stop school shootings. It won't. What will they say when the gun grab doesn't stop them as predicted by republicans?

Marley Bee I'm Canadian but I think Trump is the most terrible person on the earth. The young people coming forward are so intelligent...articulate and America is in great shape with these incredible students

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Walter Smith if that's the case, why are there so few (to almost none) cases of gun violence in countries with stricter gun laws?

Morpheus from the Matrix is my phys. ed coach this year!

KingOfMadCows Don't give Trump any ideas. You know he watches Seth Meyers.

Havoc It's okay. We all know that Trump won't read.

Er... Does one have to be an American teacher to get that last one?

KingOfMadCows Or why not arm every student. Arm every new born.

Liberal IDIOTISM

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herman anaya Hes not news hes comedy Not to suck the fun out of the room, but get a subscription to a newspaper like the New York Times, Wall Street Journal, Washington Post ect if you want real news

Max Maxwell true, Tiffany on the other hand...

Also he’d send someone else to do it, criticize him the entire time, and then take all the credit

...while he hides behind the corner, shouting: "BING! BONG! PEW PEW!"

He wouldn't run into a building to rescue even her. He'd assign the task to somebody else. He does know all the best people.

Everyone in this thread is right. It would be an entertaining movie though, you all have to admit. (Then again, I guess that could be said about the entire Trump Administration, and it's not working out so well for us, so idk)

"Pshiiing!"

Bing bing bong

We have a man-baby in the White House.

These replies got me weak.

I’m shooting my gun: Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! Now I have to reload: Bong bong bong bong bong bong! Yes it’s a six shooter.

Michael Moore turned it into tv so he doesn't have to read to learn - but I guess he'd have to miss a shoot'em'up movie to watch that

I'm 70 and I've been hearing this argument since I was young. The first was, " Cowboy TV shows are why the young are so violent." Peace and Love

What does he watch on TV if he didn't know there's been a rating system for programs for years (FCC 1997)?

icin4d, reality shows - especially The Apprentice. He seems to base all his knowledge of world matters on tv shows going by many of his tweets over the years (kardashians etc). Since becoming president he seems to have decided he needs to watch "grown up shows", so he's switched from reality tv to the unreality of fox "news"

He hasn't even heard of the MPAA it seems, which has only been active since the late 60s... I guess he also wasn't aware that video games were being blamed in the 90s already, Mortal Kombat etc. Yet he is supposed to be in touch with the 'real people of America'.

Turns out the whole school shooting debacle was just caused by some varmint dressed in drag.

nah Sam had more character

Wilford Brimley

Clay Shippy he only has bone spurs when there is a war. We all know he could probably have single handedly defeated the viet cong.

And his fidelity to others.

Cadet Bone Spurs i find my invisible bong before trump gets presidential...

lets not forget clean coal!

Cadet Bone Spurs I'm going to try to memorize that. That way I can be a very stable genius.

Trump's administration always makes me think of that episode of the Muppets Laboratory, where Beaker and Bunsen accidentally set fire to inflammable paper and then try to douse it with their newly-invented flammable water.

And, David, just like the rest of the world with regard to minimal killings!

Also Australia MAKES some of the most violent movies. I've seen them! I was very disturbed by them. I also enjoyed them. I don't want to kill. Australians seem to have a gift for expressing darkness and I'm very much a fan of it.

@@batintheattic7293 As an Aussie who has never fired a gun or owned one, our country is SAFE. I've never felt I needed a gun to protect myself. I don't need one to overthrow the government one day just in case! Our farmers and hunters can have guns with a licence. Shooters still have rifle shooting clubs. We have some pretty basic rules on these dangerous things.

I know the movie Taxi driver. What an endorsement for guns.

"Bink"

Well...they are mounting each other, to be fair.

James- you were alive during Kennedy's presidency??

iBelieveEverything iSeeOnKZfaq he's talking about Obama. Say what you will, atleast Obama was a people person who could relate to people and showed emotions to people that were suffering. Trump had to have a notecard that told him to not insult and degrade traumatized teens.

iBelieveEverything iSeeOnKZfaq I was and I remember what an intellegent president is like. Oh, he was also a decorated war hero! How times have changed.

Sadly, I was not alive during the Kennedy years. I became aware of the job title of "President" during the Reagan years. I liked and disliked some of them on policy issues ever since POTUS #40. But from POTUS #40 to POTUS #44, I have ALWAYS liked these public servants as decent human beings. Or at least liked them enough as convincingly responsible or intelligent adults. I just can't say the same for POTUS #45. Every morning, I wake up with the dreaded questions: "Oh God, what did he tweet today? I hope we are not in open war with any country today... And I wonder how far the GOP bent over backward today..." I was a registered Republican from 2000 to 2016, then I just unregistered myself after the November election., because it seems like the Party of Lincoln suddenly lost its spine or its common sense. I miss the good old days when Nazis and White Supremacists were considered to be less than dirt in our society. I miss the good old days when the NRA was simply an organization that offered gun safety classes. I miss the good old days when crazy TV personalities were just that: Crazy TV personalities. I miss the good old days.

James forget intelligent and thoughtful! At this point I even miss George Bush. I long for the good old days when he'd mispronounce nuclear, and we'd all laugh and think to ourselves _they don't come any dumber than this jackass_