😂😂😂😂Hilarious

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Alex Green it’s actually fun. I have never been so interested in politics in my life. But seriously this country can’t stand another 4 years of this. 😂

It's like watching a slow motion train wreck.

Uneducated white supremacists mad a half black man pulled the economy out the dumpster, got rid of pre existing conditions.

@elijah mikle That is exactly the attitude that got him elected in the first place.

@@j-hump7893 u must be Democrat. I know this because you instantly resort to name calling

don't you wish you could think of clever jokes like that? sheesh, so smart. I'll believe anything they make jokes about.

I just imagine the fox news office being full of red lights and air sirens in the background XD

Fox News has an office?

That’s so Fox News, it’s not Fox News. It’s confusing

Rabies brain vampire lawyer

Haha. I posted similar that I saw on Twitter. 😀

😂🖐

Stfu🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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The only thing more satisfying would be seeing Trump in handcuffs.

What does that 'justification' say? It says: "There is a recording of what I did, but if I deny it, I'm betting that you are stupid enough not to check up on me". That's it, plain and simple. It's like the kid with cookie crumbs on his lips denying that he took a cookie, and hoping that you are too weak/gullible to call him on it.

Well he is known to lie....

the same as "I'm not a racist but...."

The tweet sounds like what Melania yelled at him when she found out.

Let me guess, this is the one that’s gonna get him😂 U stupd fkn libtards! You will never learn. Your way of life is a fantasy. And you wont win, you’re leaders are too fkn stupd.

The one behind him looks rather uncomfortable, too....

The Watergate idiots must be turning around in their graves right now: "Damn, we were too honest in stepping back, we could have gotten away with it by just acting as if we were insane."

Nixon and the Republicans back then still had a basic moral compass, so they didn't eagerly commit as many crimes as they could every day like Trump and his admin., who aren't burdened with any morality or other positive human character traits. Trump isn't capable of feeling shame and he doesn't know right from wrong.

I mean...cliches are cliche because they tautologically true. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese ;)

Fabian Farbeyond truth is stranger than fiction.

@@crashraynor - good one!

DONT YOU FEEL LIKE RIDICULOUS NOW THAT WE HAVE THE TRUTH. TRUTH LIKE LIGHT ALWAYS PREVAILS

WHAT DO YOU SAY NOW THAT WE KNOW WHAT WAS REPORTED BY YOU NEVER TRUMPERS IS A BIG FAT LIE

Yet it works so well with this inept administration. The sad thing is that all their airing on tv of potential crimes has had no consequences for most of trump's people, legally or among his supporters.

Yep that’s why she lost

Yeah, you'll go crazy otherwise.

Democrats prayer. 67 votes in the Senate. Sorry Trump wins!

@@nedstewart1 Why would a democrat say that? At least spend a few seconds figuring out if you make sense before trying to insult someone.

@@FortWhenTeaThyme IT TAKES 67 VOTES IN THE SENATE TO CONVICT> THE REPUBLICANS RUN THE SENATE> THE DEMOCRATS DO NOT HAVE 67 VOTES.

@@FortWhenTeaThyme Don't you get it. 67 votes to convict. Dems do not have 67 votes.

@@nedstewart1 Assuming the prayer excludes the "Sorry Trump wins!" that still barely makes sense. Why would the prayer be them saying "67 votes in the Senate."? It would be denying the lack of votes or something.

In fairness, he was a bit of a sellout immediately post-9/11 as well.

Rudy is the 4th grader who got a star on his one great report, then all his work after that's in the sh*tter. Rudy G, Trump's one- hit wonder. I'm ashamed of my post- 9/11 self for admiring the man.

Rudy spent far too much time on the pile, it permanently fried his brain!

Before being the mayor of NYC, Rudy prosecuted the mob so he must of had to possess some intelligence and sanity. As mayor he was at the top of the NYC command structure, those were "his" first responders. So I wonder if 9/11 just broke his mind too much.

How about making it a federal holiday? Employers get bonuses for allocating more time to vote. I would love for more people to vote as well.

No Sunday pleaaaasee

+Adam Adam ~ Compulsory voting isn't a good thing. Forcing ppl who are wholly uninterested in politics to randomly select names just to say they did is a recipe for disaster. We get enough ignorant voters as is, increasing the ratio will just destroy US faster. Non-workday is good idea though, it's currently too restrictive.

yes

Move Memorial Day to a Wednesday and make that primary day. Move Veterans Day to a Wednesday and make that election day. No need to make voting compulsory, but how about a $100 tax credit if you vote? That's $20 billion well spent I think.

I guess you haven't seen previous Giuliani interviews. ;-)

Seems like it. He gives up his client in pretty much every interview 😂 its like Trump is trolling us

Except the ones who are trying to get their clients of death row.

😂🤣

Eric van Bezooijen 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Joseph Simpson Or drunk history

See - this is why history is an interesting place for vacancy - but you don't want to live there.

@@charlleedodson Horrible Drunk Histories?

@@charlleedodson And Alec Baldwin can keep playing him in that. Who else could make up the cast? Ivanka, Jared, Mitch, Lindsay and the whole swampy crew? Love to hear people's ideas.

Well you'll have to wait another 4yrs. Biden is still leading in the polls rather than Bernie and we all know Trump will use this situation to win in 2020 just like he did with Hillary's emails

It's not a legal process, it's a political process. Impeachment is a tool of Congress, rather than the courts. Even if the House votes to impeach, the Senate would vote to acquit. It's still controlled by Moscow Mitch, and any vote will fall entirely along party lines. But good news, the House did start formal impeachment proceedings today.

They've started as at 5pm EDT today. Getting my popcorn.

Its not gonna happen, Trump will do 2 terms. Wish you where right.

Chris. A King maybe, also we may go into recession during his second term. All is possible. Putting it into popular terms..Well see what happens.

We find out tomorrow if democrats loose all credibility or if trump gets impeached

I can barely explain all the shitshow USA politics were before Trump. Now i have to double or even tripple check for sources to believe some news. Imagine explaining this to a kid in a school in 2050.

Studying it in shame most likely ... especially when compared to the President that came directly before him.

Assuming they let us read books in the future.

Finally kids will have humorous history books if we ensure this turns out right. If it weren't so serious it would be hilarious. This guy is a hardened criminal!

@@kaoko111 If he gets impeached, can't we just leave DT out of the history books completely?

How can you guys possibly believe those stupid Democrats could trip up Rudy Giuliani? Do you ever watch the Senate hearings?? AOC and her stupid comments? How about Hank Johnson? Have you heard the recording of Adam Schiff being tricked by two Russian comedians? And how about this, the Democrats the party of the KKK. The Democrats the party of Jim Crow. The Democrats voted against the Thirteenth Fourteenth and Fifteenth Amendment. the Democrats voted against the Equal Rights Amendment. I'm sorry I spoke too long the Democrats attention deficit disorder

I love the Crickets after telling you guys of the party you love so dearly sure. What's the stupidest things said on the floor? Try Googling Hank Johnson fears the island of Guam is going to tip over

Dude this is a week old try and keep up...let's move on already. Prepare for more crickets I'm turning this ancient notification off.

@@joeblow1485 That was back before both parties flipped. Yes the Democrats used to be known as racists but then the Republicans and Democrats ideologies flipped where now the Republicans are known as the racists. I'm a history major so I know things like this. It is a common fact that only people like you are too blind to see it.

Haha yeah, you can see so many little face twitches and attempts to hide laughs/smirks, especially right near the end.

They can't support Dump45 Cult of Traitors!! They're too smart for that!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

No sitting president can be indicted for any crime. It's insane

@@australien6611 ohhh that explains why he was so despret to become the president and why hes so desperate to keep it. he dose realize he has to step down eventually right? he will go to jail then right? ohhh thats why hes been talking about KimJonUn so much >< he wants to be president for life like that. i swear the whole country is in danger with him being the president.

Nancy Pelosi refuses to hold him accountable

@@LadyCartoonCritic Yes it gets worse the more u think about it...

@@erin19030 coz all the nutjobs with guns are Trump supporters

Obayd ubayd lol

Deja Vu I literally feel like America deserves BETTER!

that is why he has find something.. oh wait...

WE OBEYED AND ELECTED THE BEST MASTER PRESIDENT EVER

Deborah Zal Actually, from the horses’ asses.

AJK90 Or a freaking tan suit

Or having a cream colored suit.

To be precise, it WAS Dijon Mustard... 😂🤣 The Cult 45 Trolls will follow the 🍊🍄 even over the edge of a cliff...

Every day this circus goes on those days seem like another life time. I miss them.

Vegatable gardens growing on the grounds of the White House 🍠🥕🥔🍇

Yep, and he's the monster.

We have now fallen into the rabbit hole, stepped through the looking glass, and then been turned around 1,000 times.

Imagine Bill going "I did have a sexual relationship with that woman." "So, you're admitting it?" "NO!"

Tommy Sten - Or if he had said, "Yeah I did it, so what? Was I supposed to have turned down the offer? " That's how trump talks, as if he has no concept of right or wrong.

We have been in the upside down surreal world since about 2015. Can't wait for these reality shows are canceled

Presidential foreign policy requires executive privilege for the transcript. However, the whistle blower complaint should be given to congress immediately as required by statute.

With his tax returns?

@@johnkempf1808 Executive privilege doesn't extend to communication outside the White House. Trump has no jurisdiction.

@@johnkempf1808 Trump can declassify anything.

Supercorrector1, you have the brains of a 10 year old. "Nazi traitor?" - what a fucking moron. You're the kid who kept trying to put the square block in the round hole.

You need to take constant medication ,that's how i cope with this toxic administration.

You shouldn’t be.

Fire-hire-fire-hire Another person resigned and so-on.

Ryan Ingram is America great yet?

Something Clever if they made a tv show of that I would watch. Trump and Giuliani making hotdogs and Mac - sounds awesome

Something Clever they can be bunk mates in prison. Rudy already likes to get on his knees or bend over for Trump.

@@sciencenate They are already famous for playing this couple: i.makeagif.com/media/7-02-2016/CNslHB.gif

and you deserve to have people make jokes but believe its real... What part of "Late Night Comedy" do you not understand? pathetic.

More like buttmate

Gerald K3 doh-fellas

Meh🤷🏻‍♀️

Gerald K3 So fuunnnnny!🤣

Oldfellas

I thought they were re-enacting Idiocracy

Plutoburn LOL

During his election, he knew. The case is well documented.

I bet you think everything revolves around democrats falling for lies... Remember Jussie Smollett? " this is MAGA country!"...I still don't know any republicans who would actually say that.

@@joyphillips1821 You cannot convince them bro. Its easier to fool a man then too convince a man they have been fooled. These people are brainwashed fools.

@Pamela Wiles he doesn't have any Jesus your country is going to hell I still can't comprehend how he even became your leader like WTF 😂😂😂😂

@Dicky Jones If being patriotic & trying to save America requires spying I am ok ....that doesn't rub the surface of daily corruption of Trump

Shawn Cezanne play his accepting the oath of office. That was the first day he lied in office.

Shawn Cezanne they will.

It would be a very long set of clips... we are talking weeks to months of embarrassing the US with the most stupid things trump ever said and tweeted.

Timski: funny😂😂😂😂

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Solid

He can't even spell his wife's name correctly so this wouldn't surprise me.

JACKASS

A rotten one. at that.

It sure wasn't Hillery How about all the calls she deleted Only if there wasn't some dirt to dig up but there was. some peoples kids Joe. He's done!

you guys see those weird ass spaces in gary's comments? That's what a shitty google translate job looks like.

Beauchamp 😂👍

Next they'll be saluting him. "Heil Trump" That is scary as hell. He has to go and fast.

@@garynorden1117 Experts at the FBI probably have seen those emails. My brother (a computer genius) can find them in my computer. The purpose of keeping that in the public's face was planned by members of the Senate who sat through Bill's Presidency & HATED her & Bill & didn't want to see them back in the White House. They did 9 investigations of her, wasted millions of taxpayers' $, & found her innocent. Side note: It's common knowledge in D.C. that Mitch McConnell, upon learning that Barack Obama had won the Presidency, told his colleagues at a local D. C. restaurant, that they were to stop every legislation that he brings up, regardless of what it was, to just stone-wall him. He has carried that on against the Democrats, regardless of the legislation & if 90% of Americans support it (extending the background checks). Watch PBS Newshour & Meet The Press for facts on the Biden/Ukraine situation currently being discussed.

Bloody Biden.....

If you really believe this crap, then you're the idiot. Democrats love to blame everything on Trump that it is becoming so far fetched that they can't keep their lies straight. First it was the russian collusion in the 2016 election now its is the Ukraine in the 2020 election as if President Trump would act so stupidly that he would repeat the same mistake twice ( especially since you are still blaming him for the first time)... DUMB DEMOCRATS... CAN YOU BE MORE IDIOTIC?

@@joyphillips1821 - Your reply proved that you have no morals. GO AWAY!

@@joyphillips1821 Trump doesn't care about America: only about himself. And you Trump supporters are to blame if this psychopath starts WWIII

And then get the troglodytes to chant fake news!

Jason Puckett Yet our elected officials do nothing.

Jason Puckett unfortunately the worth is squandered when you don't protest.... :/

Butttttthurrrrrrttttt

We need comedians and the free press.

Cooper needs defense on CNNs channel for anyone interested.

That just might be the plan, The old "If I can't dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullsh*t" tactic. It's actually horrible, and frightening that he keeps getting away with it!

Yet somehow they have gotten away with everything so far...

Nor can we....we’re caught in an impotent outrage spin cycle.

Like your emojis I was laughing so hard I was crying lomfl.

Rudy sure ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Ridiculous!

Larry Sernyk don’t forget Mnuchin!

where's a crazy gun nut when you need one or a dozen to clean out the cabinet

And the children, Hannity, Ingram.Tucker Carlson...propagandists for a criminal regime.....

@@lesfogle9343 & kellyanne nutjob

@@maurysteigman4437 YES that Hannity is def on the list

😂😂😂 I got that visual!

InsaneTacoz hahahahaha

InsaneTacoz - Rudy Giuliani’s been throwing himself under the bus for a very long time. Ask any New Yorker

kissmyaass1 Remember when Trump was spending the last three years religiously claiming no collusion? And then recently started colluding?

InsaneTacoz - can you just shake your head at his appeal today on the White House lawn asking for China to get involved as well?

He got his law degree from Trump University.

It’s a great bar, they serve a certain Supreme Court Judge’s favourite beer by the keg.

At one time he wasn't insane!

Good lord.. More like did he pass the bar or walk into one and say ouch.

Age, and likely some brain damage, has caught up to him. Insanity has set in. This is not the same Rudy that originally took that bar exam.

Aint gonna happen goofy...

He's either the worst lawyer in history or his brain is turning to swiss cheese. Or both. A prosecutor could simply put him on the stand and say nothing. He would perjure himself in less than ten minutes.

@@ShmuelWeintraub - Honestly, he couldn't have gotten this old while being this stupid. I don't know much about him before the 2001 tragedy, but Something has DEFINITELY caught up with him since then. I'm truly amazed that Trump, with his manic sense of self-survival, risks everything on this little fumblestick. Rudy's the guy that says "I couldn't have run the red light, your Honor... I was at home cooking meth at that time". ;-)

GQ Design Studio I respected him during NY 911 so much! I am so sad he has become a sad Trump clown - is bereft with a mental condition I am not aware of - ruined his reputation for his life and beyond. May you R.I.P. person I thought highly of “0nce upon a time”. Your integrity is forgotten, replaced by a schill trying to help a human with nothing to offer mankind but his much damaged ego

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@@cynthiahamm4079 - I'm willing to bet that a few million people feel exactly the way you do.

Hahahahahahaha! Yes, so funny!

Shut him up right now, or God forbid we might actually report some NEWS!

Yup, watching in horror from Toronto...

What allegation? He has confessed the crime!

@@8undre339 In the face of total impunity, confessing to your crime isn't such a big deal. Hope that changes in November 2020

dasGagaTier Actually under freedom of press they cannot use video recordings of the news or testimony by newspapers in a court of law as evidence. Sure they can start investigating but They can’t use The news as evidence.

@@xaviersaavedra7442 What law is that? Citation very much needed. I suppose it can't be used as a confession. but still it is evidence, I would guess

the biggest kick in the balls America can give Trump is to elect a woman President

@@RIXRADvidz Nah americans need to vote for someone because they're competent, not because they're a woman.

@@chiefynproud1787 Or both ! Woman and competant . But i agree with you that the second adjective is the most important !

@@hvypower2472 exactly

Thanks neighbor! Things are so corrupt it’s difficult but we’re going to go down guns blazing...if we go down. We have hope

Rudy Giuliani: Worst lawyer for the worst mob boss wannabe.

Uncle Rudy, Uncle Rudy. So cute!

Now that's funny as hell...he does look like Gargamel🤣🤣🤣

😂 I’m weak!

lmao he is Gargamel!! Thats so funny

I almost pissed myself 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

imperial_glass i was wondering why he looked so familiar lol

😂🤣

Dave DiMattei 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤪

and his brain is like 385 years old

You mean correctly.

The crazy thing is, somehow there not in jail, its kinda nutz

Boris Johson and trump..

Dumb and Dumererererererererererererererererer

Trump would remind me of bugs.bunny if it wasn’t an an insult to bugs

@@hamishgaffaney5323 *they're

You will wait a long time for so-called journalism; say Tabloid.

But what happens when he contradicts himself in the same sentence?

9 23 19 Hey ArticunoDosTres. @ this point in time, anything that comes out of his mouth is a lie. Bizzaro world we live in. Be well. v

Unless he’s accusing someone else of something seemingly out of the blue that no one in their right mind was thinking of until he mentions it. Then we can assume that he’s really talking about himself and someone official should probably look into that.

@@LardGreystoke same thing as when you divide by zero

Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where George does the opposite of his inclinations & becomes successful.

I think my brain would melt.

I just want it to be Halloween...🎃🍂🍂🍁🌾🕸🍄🍁

Ben Wasserman You know you don’t have to reflexively defend corporate democrats who engage in corruption right? There are better options out there like Bernie Sanders. When you will defend Biden in stuff like this it just makes independents and non-voters think the left has no principles. There is another option besides corrupt republicans and corrupt democrats.

Ben Wasserman L B is a paid Troll.

@@LouisVictor767 you know that thered absolutely zero proof of any wrongdoing on Biden's part here, right? And that's coming from someone who very much dislikes Biden

Exactly! This idea that to be fair and balanced, you have to give both sides equal coverage is bullshit. Sometimes one side should be given more time. We don't give flat earthers the same attention as we give the rest of the world, why should we give other crazy people the time of day?

Bothsidism is democracy, onesidism is what you hate republicans for doing. I dont think that Seth engages in onesidism, i think he attacks people for that ideal. Cut BS, agreed, but telling a group of people that they cant talk is oppression amd youll validate them claiming it.

Laughter Talks They’ve been, “allowed to” by we, the U.S. citizens who’ve sat back & done nothing. It is our own fault.

Trys to answer phone, it doesn't fit, it's too small

If he gets his way and dismantles our democracy, then it’ll be martial law to remove him. So of course he wants to stay friendly with the police and military.

Meanwhile, in the UK, police chiefs publicly call out the PM for using officers as photo props.

@mdfouru Thank you, I find that nothing is dated when it comes to corruption, it never seems to change with the times.

@@SquishyProductions No argument there. = )

mdfouru, well said! Thank you for your insight. 🧐🤔👍🏽 However, some Military members are often forced to attend these ceremonies or events, as they may not even support the commander in chief, but maybe just wanted to join the service for the educational benefits and/or a way to earn a salary. Look closely at the Coast Guard Sailors in the background! They are so embarrassed. 🤣👩🏻‍🏫👨🏽‍🏫👩🏽‍⚖️👨🏼‍🔬👨🏻‍🏭👩🏾‍🚀👩🏾‍✈️👨‍🚀👨🏾‍⚕️👩‍⚕️👮🏻‍♀️👮🏾‍♂️👷🏻‍♂️👷🏼‍♀️👩🏽‍🎓👨🏻‍🎓👨🏾‍⚖️

Hey, he’s a gift.

That's Mayor Giuliani to you.

Because he is the dog catcher. Go Rude ☄

I would have thought once he said such gems as, "The truth isn't the truth!" we wouldn't take him seriously anymore...

Danny Ainge Because it’s entertaining as hell watching him make an ass of himself. Doesn’t matter though because Trump supporters somehow defend something stupid he says one second and then deny it even happened once he is called out.