Trump's Allies Attend Hush Money Trial in Matching Suits

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Seth addresses Michael Cohen testifying he still lives in a Trump-branded building, House Speaker Mike Johnson, Vivek Ramaswamy, Doug Burgum and more of Trump's allies attending his hush money trial in matching suits and more in his monologue for Wednesday, May 15.
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@juliedrake4672 15 күн бұрын

The matching suits really brings home the concept that they are mindless minions

@Rjohnson6169 15 күн бұрын

The four treasons 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@edmer68 15 күн бұрын

That was golden!

@sherinameless1618 15 күн бұрын

Singing their hit, "Big Boys Don't Cry (About How Everything is So Unfair, Donald)."

@DawnDavidson 14 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@vintagelady1 14 күн бұрын

Epic laughter!!!

@papwithanhatchet902 15 күн бұрын

No, they're not a cult at all. 🙄

@AnneDeo-uu9nb 15 күн бұрын

Cultural Marxist communist agenda is a tribe

@lynnevanvorce7727 15 күн бұрын

I know, right 😂😂😂

@msjamesesq 15 күн бұрын

"the defense rests". Peak comedy! 😂

@qofaconfirmation 15 күн бұрын

For some reason I heard this joke in my head in Amber Ruffin's voice. I wonder which of the writers actually penned it.

@benwasserman8223 15 күн бұрын

Huh, that terrible North joke paid off in the real world. How about that.

@joachimschoder 15 күн бұрын

Trump: "I am not even allowed to testify." Judge: "I am totally happy if you want to testify. ... And here is some rope. Just tell me if you need more."

@richinoable 15 күн бұрын

I hear him testify every f'n day.

@serendipitouslytranscenden8843 15 күн бұрын

He carries his own rope at all times.

@debrajames6286 15 күн бұрын

😅😅😅😅

@garfield2439 15 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@peterschancel7223 15 күн бұрын

Judge'''""Do you swear to tell the truth , the whole truth and nothing but the truth?"" ..Trump ""I will the fifth'"""

@kateflies3930 15 күн бұрын

What's with the guys in Trump suits and ties? Oh, now I get it, Trump's personal"Brownie" Troup!

@user-oldblindguyD 15 күн бұрын

@kateflies3930, or, TRUMP's REPUBLICAN THUG CHOIR. Stay well, friend. .

@marshamariner7897 15 күн бұрын

Or ...dumpazi brown shirts 🤢🤮🤬🤢🤮🤬

@betsiecleworth5853 15 күн бұрын

Brown shirts or brown noses?

@elliotbryant3459 15 күн бұрын

"They look like a doo-wop group called the Four Treasons" 🤣💯

@justcomments 15 күн бұрын

The trump posse roast was delicious, but “MAGApella” was the cherry on top

@BD-zn7nr 15 күн бұрын

I liked the Men's Warehouse's softball team;😂😅😂

@UnconventionalReasoning 15 күн бұрын

Singing on their way to the game.

@danielheierbacher8446 15 күн бұрын

That's the new formal Russian Congress Attire.

@Blakblooded 15 күн бұрын

Mike and the Magettes, appearing at a courthouse near you.

@BloodInkFilms 15 күн бұрын

"They look like The Four Seasons… Total Landscaping."

@plaidpanda 15 күн бұрын

You win ALL THE THINGS!! 🏆

@canadaclaret 15 күн бұрын

When "who wore it best?" has no answer.

@ogoodlord374 15 күн бұрын

Funny 😂

@GrtSatan 15 күн бұрын

Could anything be more creepy and cultish? If his minions had minds of their own they wouldn't know what to do with them.

@TheCheat420 15 күн бұрын

"They look like a singing group called MAGApella." How do you just gloss over that so quickly!? 😂

@Alcagaur1 15 күн бұрын

The only surprise is that the GQP weren't all in brown shirts.

@edwardhammer2680 15 күн бұрын

Republican party is a fascist party

@SpaceForceCommander 15 күн бұрын

The Trump Cosplayers also wore diapers for authenticity.

@Gutol 15 күн бұрын

I'm sure the were all hearing "Little Green Bag" playing in their heads 😂

@user-bp8us6cm3c 15 күн бұрын

The Four Treasons...Too Funny !!!😂

@CarlosWilmont 15 күн бұрын

Straight out of the movie, The Joker and his penguins

@AnneDeo-uu9nb 15 күн бұрын

Hollywood far left movies. Know who runs Hollywood

@lynemac2539 15 күн бұрын

@@AnneDeo-uu9nb Care to elaborate?

@sherinameless1618 15 күн бұрын

@@lynemac2539 The possible answers are: A. The woke liberal rich guys who control everything, and make my cat not like me. B. George Soros C. Those people at the Anti-Defamation Leaugue who keep serving me with cease and desist orders.

@joshramirez7 15 күн бұрын

@@lynemac2539 Elaborating is not MAGAs thing. They just say things.

@TJB1510 15 күн бұрын

"''A GHOST THAT HAUNTS OTHER GHOSTS."" THAT'S GOLD.

@greglamm5986 15 күн бұрын

Samantha Bee once called him "Homophobic Race Bannon".

@sussekind9717 15 күн бұрын

He looks like he stepped on a landmine, that instead of shrapnel, was filled with bleached flour.

@huffore 15 күн бұрын

The defense rests😂😂😂

@jennyballentine158 15 күн бұрын

I love that trump is having to actually get up and go to court.

@tfcooks 15 күн бұрын

Worst...Flash-Mob... Ever! 🤨

@circuitman37 15 күн бұрын

I was expecting them to start singing about the Lollipop Guild.

@stephenm3470 15 күн бұрын

I can get weed on any block in brooklyn, but i have to walk 6 blocks to buy an apple.

@sussekind9717 15 күн бұрын

Oh, you smoke out of apples, too? It has such a fruity taste. Try this, get an unripe hard peach, and then cut it so that you can just get the pit out. Pull the ink stem out of a pen and use the outside piece to kind of drill a hole in the peach through to the pit cavity, and then use the peach pit cavity as the bowl. So tasty! You can also use the pen piece as a extension for a mouthpiece. Clip it down if you need to. Plain old Paper Mate's, they seem to work best. Enjoy!

@KENICUSONE 15 күн бұрын

Don’t call matching suits and tie a cult lol😂😂😂

@leannevandekew1996 15 күн бұрын

I read this brilliant quote in a related comment section, pls share if you agree: “Trump is the poor man’s idea of a rich man, the weak man’s idea of a strong man, and the stupid man’s idea of a smart man.” ~ Anonymous

@edgarcook9607 15 күн бұрын

Seems that was originally said about Newt Gingrich!

@leannevandekew1996 15 күн бұрын

@@edgarcook9607 “Trump is the poor man’s idea of a rich man, the weak man’s idea of a strong man, and the stupid man’s idea of a smart man.”

@cassandro9445 7 күн бұрын

Exactly. Just as Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson are a dumb man's idea of an intelligent person 😂

@sherinameless1618 15 күн бұрын

Some good jokes tonight. Nothing like the prospect of presidential debates to get everyone fired up. My favorite: the Xerox copies of Mitt Romney, with each one getting worse.

@paulyricca3881 15 күн бұрын

👴🏻🥃 ROBERT DUNDER IN 24

@utopianna 15 күн бұрын

One of Seth's best. Your writers are so spot on. Good medicine.

@35disguisedas76 15 күн бұрын

Brown shirts were sold out

@Missunderstood103 15 күн бұрын

Wax on, wax off.

@bubblesezblonde 15 күн бұрын

Thanks Seth and Crew

@paulyricca3881 15 күн бұрын

👠👠⬅️ YOURS?

@sherinameless1618 15 күн бұрын

I think the courtroom sketch artist should issue a portfolio of her sleeping Trump sketches. It could be used as part of a "scared straight" program for people with narcolepsy.

@lotanerve 15 күн бұрын

Or to add to his next set of NFTs.

@luisadiaz1960 15 күн бұрын

They should make T-shirts with his mug shot foto next to his sleeping at trial sketch. Never surrender? Hahaha. Clown leader

@o.b.7217 15 күн бұрын

If their master commands, the dogs have to obey.

@stevejaffe9543 15 күн бұрын

The coordinated wardrobe...This is all in prep for when they all wear the same prison jumpsuit.

@judithdavidson2356 15 күн бұрын

His toupee seems to collapse with his face as he nods off

@paulyricca3881 15 күн бұрын

😫 FREE PALESTINE

@judithdavidson2356 15 күн бұрын

@@paulyricca3881 who would you suggest as its government?

@paulyricca3881 15 күн бұрын

@@judithdavidson2356 👴🏻🥃 DUHH I DONT NO

@TracyAdams-ry2fc 15 күн бұрын

Wax figure joke about Melania...🤣🤣🤣🤣

@petegreg 15 күн бұрын

Correction: You should make the graphics team watch 3 days of home renovation videos a Clockwork Orange style for thinking that's how you apply deck stain

15 күн бұрын

I now have over 50 bags. From stores I’ve never been to. I forget my reusable bags and purchase just enough items, that I can’t carry them.

@TheFrenchClipper 15 күн бұрын

To be fair, Johnson was the only one with blue/red striped tie. Talk about sending a message xD

@TracyAdams-ry2fc 15 күн бұрын

The defense rests...🤣🤣🤣🤣

@tonyarichards5430 15 күн бұрын

Seth Meyers Rules All Late Night Bar None.

@SpaceForceCommander 15 күн бұрын

The defense stinks and farts too.

@alundavies1016 15 күн бұрын

They look like the less acceptable Reservoir Dogs.

@paulyricca3881 15 күн бұрын

👴🏻🥃 MY HUSBAND LEFT ME FOR THE BUTTER AND EGG MAN

@gregrice1354 14 күн бұрын

"a group called the 4 Treasons. . ." Genius hilarious!!!

@edfagan4251 15 күн бұрын

Commenting to show appreciation for 'The Four Treasons' joke

@terrystokes7893 15 күн бұрын

The 4 Treasons 😂

@ObiWanCannabi 15 күн бұрын

do they sing barbershop style? when he gets convicted I hope they play "Goodbye my Coney Island Baby" (it'd be another simpsons prediction come true)

@prenks23 14 күн бұрын

You mean "Goodbye my Riker's Island Baby?"

@ingridakerblom7577 15 күн бұрын

Minions, stand by!

@betsiecleworth5853 15 күн бұрын

One eye, goggles colour of a buttercup and about knee height?! Suddenly the blithering incomprehensibility of MAGA has an explanation!!

@angeladoll9785 15 күн бұрын

The Four Treasons 🤣🤣

@KrakenIsland64 15 күн бұрын

"We are a nation that just recently heard that Saudi Arabia and Russia... reebooottuuyuuuhhh" - Trump Oh pleaaaase do a live debate.

@paulyricca3881 15 күн бұрын

👗⬅️YOURS??

@KrakenIsland64 15 күн бұрын

@@paulyricca3881 yeah your mother left it here 😉

@joachimschoder 15 күн бұрын

I doubt it will happen. Trump has a big mouth if nobody is challenging him, but is a coward at heart. His staff will find some stupid reason for him to cancel and he will use it to paint himself as a persecuted victim and ask for more money.

@paulyricca3881 15 күн бұрын

@@KrakenIsland64 👴🏻🥃 YO MOTHER LOOK LIKE RONDO HATTON

@user-ge9tl2lc1z 15 күн бұрын

How can you do a LIVE debate when one of the persons is a ZOMBIE ?

@JC-MindsEye-777 15 күн бұрын

I live in Queens, NY, and the Smoke Shop on every block is not a joke. They are EVERYWHERE!!!!!!

@marshamariner7897 15 күн бұрын

We only hv 1 shop in spirt lake...and 25 miles 2 the next one🤬🤬🤬🤬

@Domdrok 15 күн бұрын

The deck stain joke was great.

@JasonDeline 15 күн бұрын

Was there a missing punchline for that last Jeopardy joke?

@lucasmiller2456 15 күн бұрын

Bro who decided celebrity jeopardy would be the closer lmao

@peterm4475 15 күн бұрын

Charge them all with obstruction of justice.

@jcoopes5604 15 күн бұрын

Country over party!

@AnneDeo-uu9nb 15 күн бұрын

Tell that to politicians with 2 passports

@johnnymcpherson8493 15 күн бұрын

Definitely NOT A CULT YALL 😂🤣😂

@heidiho3089 15 күн бұрын

Ok, good monologue today.😂

@jessstuart7495 15 күн бұрын

Q: How do you get around a gag order? A: "The Apprentice" model of Vice Presidential candidate selection.

@EVILOLIVE341 15 күн бұрын

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage the. Four Treasons.

@Alan-xw3sq 15 күн бұрын

Really need a Seth here in England

@sherinameless1618 15 күн бұрын

Well, don't think about stealing ours! ☺

@stopthecrazyguy9948 15 күн бұрын

You had John Oliver but didn't know what to do with him. Your lose is our gain.

@jsilverstein2359 15 күн бұрын

The Four Treasons. I’m done. Lmfao.

@samnelson2343 11 күн бұрын

That last joke 'celebrity jeopardy ' was deserving of far more of a laugh than it got. I found it very meta/funny. Winder who wrote that one....shirley not scollins. Hello all feom a uk jackal

@circuitman37 15 күн бұрын

Wow! His ego now requires an entire fleet of Mini-Mes to follow him around and make him feel good about being the most horrible person to ever live.

@tubabelle 14 күн бұрын

the Celebrity Jeopardy one was a quality joke! I was laughing at home, anyway.

@phelan_pt 14 күн бұрын

I didn't get it, what am I missing?

@michaelcoffey4953 15 күн бұрын

Stepfords.

@reg2611 15 күн бұрын

Hey Seth, so this is a long time #correction that bugs me. You never say "end quote" when your quotes are finished in the show. Sometimes, I have to rewind the clip to listen again for when the quote ends. We already know that #Wally does write the " notation on your cards. Perhaps @wallyferesten could startwriting out the words "end quote" on Seth's cards. To quote a jackal, "Just something to consider, Seth. See you next week.

@jb888888888 15 күн бұрын

I have to assume that your lack of end quote was intentional.

@reg2611 15 күн бұрын

@@jb888888888 Indeed! I'm so glad you caught that. #JackalJokes :)

@bettyegilliam 15 күн бұрын

I will never watch any debate where Donald Trump is one of the debaters.

@user-wb6xs6jv9l 15 күн бұрын

Tools, just not the sharp ones. Exasperating!

@Amy-kr4tc 15 күн бұрын

Soooo solid Seth! Well done.

@seattlegrrlie 15 күн бұрын

Mit Romney in a cloning machine and something went really, really, really wrong 😂

@leannevandekew1996 15 күн бұрын

Have you ever had a Trump Club Sandwich? It's a crime. A trump club sandwich consists of toasted white bread, with an orange glaze, it's full of baloney and spam, with Russian dressing and a small pickle on the side. A small mushroom head will cost an extra $130K.

@CraigMader 15 күн бұрын

It looks more like The Five Seasons, and one of them has a stripey tie.

@TracyAnnBlackburn 9 күн бұрын

The Four Treasons! 😄

@user-zr2bh4sp8w 14 күн бұрын

I would have thought Trump would’ve injected BBQ sauce

@glenndoverryan 15 күн бұрын

Whata bunch of herbs. Yea, you guys are cool 😂😂😂

@ericplumhoff9208 15 күн бұрын

I wonder if they all wore diapers too.

@Lucky-of6mf 15 күн бұрын

Died here laughing

@mariakasstan 15 күн бұрын

Give your writers a raise!

@mc.9- 15 күн бұрын

During this trial, Trump is looking exactly like he did while Seth was eviscerating him at the White House Correspondents Dinner

@WAMTAT 15 күн бұрын

Dejavu all over again.

@beecnul8r 15 күн бұрын

Thanks Yogi

@emiliasmith5561 15 күн бұрын

I have been in this place before

@slappywag7210 15 күн бұрын

1:32 wtf😂🤦‍♂️

@jyi5506 15 күн бұрын

Matching suits so the Grump could recognize those there for him that he can’t remember.

@BW-fi4fd 15 күн бұрын

Where’s Melania? Hiding with Rudy.😂

@timobrien2586 15 күн бұрын

Is there really a Melania? I could never tell if she was alive or a wax figure.

@einienj3281 15 күн бұрын

They really celebrate the cult uniform thing on the right, don't they? 😂

@jclay6680 15 күн бұрын

The "tie junk"(2:15) looks like someones wedding.

@lanieparker5730 15 күн бұрын

Are the Red Ties the new Brown Shirts? Asking for a friend.

@julesmasseffectmusic 15 күн бұрын

They are the brown shirts that get tax cuts

@bluesdragon42 15 күн бұрын

Testify Testify Testify 😂

@PanteraRossa 15 күн бұрын

The idea that anyone in NYC is paying outrageous city prices for bodega weed is beyond insane. Grow your own, folks! Tell big biz and the mayor "Thanks but I'll puff puff PASS".

@stopthecrazyguy9948 15 күн бұрын

Great advice from someone who has never lived in a small apartment. Plus the out lay and electric bills would be exorbitant.

@PanteraRossa 14 күн бұрын

@@stopthecrazyguy9948 it’s 2024, they got smart scheduled leds and sell grow boxes on Amazon dude. Can get setup under a grand too. There are tons of people in your neighborhood growing in apartments smaller than yours. And you can only legally have 4-6 plants anyway so space isn’t an issue unless you’re going pro.

@imsorry7783 15 күн бұрын

Trump will be a no-show and blame it on Biden 😮

@TUBESTOOL 15 күн бұрын

They look like a bunch of discount Mormon missionaries who all work at the same used car lot.

@RussCobleigh-xq4ow 15 күн бұрын

too funny !

@connorsampson1566 15 күн бұрын

the Celebrity Jeopardy joke deserved a better response. Think it may have gone over some people's heads.

@xenidus 15 күн бұрын

I still don't get it and I've been thinking about it for half a day 😂

@SomeBunnyThatYouUsedToKnow 15 күн бұрын

Can we get an extended version of the Trump & wax Melania conversation in Corrections?

@Myron90 15 күн бұрын

That was a close-er look 👈

@JustinKase1969 15 күн бұрын

I imagine the wax melania might actually be warmer than the real one.

@Amy-kr4tc 15 күн бұрын

“ Who is Turd Ferguson?” Hope Will sees this! 😅

@ChrisWood 15 күн бұрын

Mike Johnson and his gaggle of sycophants look like the Five Neat Guys from SCTV being sentenced for tax evasion.

@robertgriffith9703 15 күн бұрын

Hey, Man!!! That's My Celebrity Jeopardy Joke! I Told that One Yesterday! Which Writer Copied Me? Was It the Weird One with the Curly Hair and Kinda Looks like a Cannibal? He's Cute!💞