Trump Says "Don't Let It Dominate Your Life," Returns To The White House Still Infected With Covid

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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President Trump left Walter Reed Medical Center on Monday after a weekend marked by lies from his medical team, while Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany became the latest White House official to test positive for Covid-19. #Colbert #ALateShow #Monologue
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@pano3607
@pano3607 3 жыл бұрын
"Don't be afraid of Covid" That's a real 'let them eat cake' moment. As if everyone gets the same care he does!
@dariankaltenbach8062
@dariankaltenbach8062 3 жыл бұрын
In the US you cannot be denied treatment in critical or risky condition. High quality treatment is usually just better monitoring.
@arabica571
@arabica571 3 жыл бұрын
He even dont deserve the treatment, as he dont care about covid, why he received treatment for covid? It doesnt make sense..
@user-nf9xc7ww7m
@user-nf9xc7ww7m 3 жыл бұрын
Except half of France wears queen marie Antoinette hats and go to her rallies. Make France great again (MFGA) - Louis XVI 1789!
@mgjk
@mgjk 3 жыл бұрын
​@@dariankaltenbach8062 better monitoring, no wait for testing, a helicopter lift to a private luxury hospital suite oh and... experimental antibodies.
@Liquid-Ben
@Liquid-Ben 3 жыл бұрын
@@arabica571 Because he is the democratically elected leader of the biggest economy in the world. Cry more, its hilarious.
@aarons2848
@aarons2848 3 жыл бұрын
The laughter from off camera is better than a studio audience ever has been.
@dan2124
@dan2124 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. It's so much more natural and real.
@dan2124
@dan2124 3 жыл бұрын
@M Heisenberg hello bot/troll with a bizzare comment totally relevant to the conversation... 🤨
@chefdsal1
@chefdsal1 3 жыл бұрын
I thought the same
@dougcoombes8497
@dougcoombes8497 3 жыл бұрын
Mrs. Colbert is going to need to join the show when it returns to the studio.
@bakarenibsheut12
@bakarenibsheut12 3 жыл бұрын
It definitely feels more natural in Colbert's case. Watch some of Jimmy Fallon's quarantine shows, though - the fakeness is as obvious as ever.
@Datboy1991
@Datboy1991 3 жыл бұрын
Condolences to everyone who thought this whole fiasco would be wakeup call for Trump and Republicans. The stupid train keeps on moving
@FriendlyRambler
@FriendlyRambler 3 жыл бұрын
I was hoping he would become a virtual nobody, like 210,000 already did, in his opinion.
@alan4sure
@alan4sure 3 жыл бұрын
You can't fix stupid.
@FriendlyRambler
@FriendlyRambler 3 жыл бұрын
@@alan4sure , true, but with enough smart people you can vote it out. BIDEN/HARRIS 2020!
@spawnedin71
@spawnedin71 3 жыл бұрын
@@willfin3404 Youre right......my steaming shit is even better than him.........
@Stratelier
@Stratelier 3 жыл бұрын
"The stupid train keeps on moving..." Because the going is downhill.
@primitivedaisy
@primitivedaisy 3 жыл бұрын
His wife is his biggest fan. Her laughter in the sidelines really adds to his show. 😊
@toadjiang7626
@toadjiang7626 3 жыл бұрын
"Don't be afraid of Covid. Don't let it dominate your life." Trump says to the 30+ million Americans who don't have health insurance.
@willritter4076
@willritter4076 3 жыл бұрын
Socialized medicine for Trump but not for the rest of us... I'd be honored if some fellow concerned Americans who appreciate 90s music would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performances of HIGH & DRY by Radiohead and "1979" by the Smashing Pumpkins on my YT channel in tribute to 2 of the most iconic 90s bands. Live acoustic with no autotune or digital editing. Peace out and vote 'D' for Decency on Nov. 3rd.
@realzachfluke1
@realzachfluke1 3 жыл бұрын
Hang Dinh obviously...
@jaybee8862
@jaybee8862 3 жыл бұрын
Dont be afraid of Covid... meanwhile 200,000+ families have lost someone to it or health complications caused by it...
@carolprice1389
@carolprice1389 3 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump is all about the HAVE AND THE HAVE NOT AND HE CAN'T FEEL GOOD WITHOUT HAVING SOME HAVE NOT'S CLOSE AT HAND TO LOARD IT OVER AND FOR THEM TO BE ENVIOUS OF DONALD TRUMP.
@jesusrodriguez3044
@jesusrodriguez3044 3 жыл бұрын
Why??would you ever believe him right just believe what the other side tells you
@Meg-kw4bc
@Meg-kw4bc 3 жыл бұрын
Hearing his wife giggle at his jokes is one of the best part of his videos. I’ve always loved the show, but it’s so heartwarming to see the little smirk on his face when she’s laughing off camera. 💕
@mogamadgreyson143
@mogamadgreyson143 3 жыл бұрын
And his son,it's so cute
@ericak9307
@ericak9307 3 жыл бұрын
I've never seen him break character more than when his wife has a fit of giggles. It is heartwarming.
@Goldfishlive
@Goldfishlive 3 жыл бұрын
5:29 onwards was the first genuine belly laugh have had in months with this trainwreck of 2020. Thanks Stephen
@CoachHayes100
@CoachHayes100 3 жыл бұрын
You're RIGHT! 🤣😂🤣🤣 NO ONE can control themselves 😂😉😂😂🤣😅
@tcg4111
@tcg4111 3 жыл бұрын
LOL you know how like everyone overuses the phrase that they spit their drink all over themselves or something? That actually LITERALLY happened to me for the first time in months or even years I think 😂😂😂
@Gk2003m
@Gk2003m 3 жыл бұрын
Hanoi vey!
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 3 жыл бұрын
Stephen and his lovely wife are the only things worth laughing about.
@nostrorom
@nostrorom 3 жыл бұрын
Same here. I even felt it coming at the calamari so replayed the beginning a couple of times to soak it in and truly enjoy the rest :)
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 3 жыл бұрын
Ferris Bueller's sick day was more believable than Trump's
@tanchiiann4237
@tanchiiann4237 3 жыл бұрын
Of course, i think Trump will get treatment FOC too once his anus itchness drove him to another HIV infection.
@ohgawd
@ohgawd 3 жыл бұрын
@@tanchiiann4237 BWAHAHA! Priceless! His anus itching is partly due to all the Trumpeteers with their heads up his anus 24/7! Good God - you'd think they'd come up for air now and then!😂
@kartelhenry7822
@kartelhenry7822 3 жыл бұрын
I only love Trump once since my life
@kartelhenry7822
@kartelhenry7822 3 жыл бұрын
@Rukay 2k yeah and it was the day he gave speech about Forex market (btc)
@kartelhenry7822
@kartelhenry7822 3 жыл бұрын
He said the value of Bitcoin and cryptocurrencies are based on “thin air.” Yet, Wall Street is increasingly investing in Bitcoin.
@jimelton650
@jimelton650 3 жыл бұрын
"I was trying to reflect the upbeat attitude." - Doctor, who apparently doesn't realize that he's a doctor and not a PR manager.
@SC-gn6bc
@SC-gn6bc 3 жыл бұрын
He’s a chiropractor
@Chardonbois
@Chardonbois 3 жыл бұрын
MD + PR = BS
@alanheyes694
@alanheyes694 3 жыл бұрын
S C So he’s not technically a real doctor, okay.
@Gottenhimfella
@Gottenhimfella 3 жыл бұрын
My take is that his explanation was, albeit inadvertently, somewhat on the button. If he did not steer the "narrative" (litany of lies) in this unquestionably dishonest direction, the POTUS' health might well have taken another dive, because said POTUS would certainly have fired said doctor and replaced him with some certified eunuch, rather less competent, somewhat more sycophantic, and even less disposed to speak truth to power.
@EulersDisc
@EulersDisc 3 жыл бұрын
HE IS NOT INFECTED WITH COVID-19 ... but he is sick in the head ... It’s a hoax to downplay the severity of the virus and to sell an inadequately tested experimental treatment as a “miracle cure” in the lead up to the election ... Sean P. Conley is an osteopath 😳 Has anyone told Trump that a DNA sample ... a loose hair ... could prove whether or not he has EVER had COVID-19? And I’m not referring to the antibodies they injected him with ... “Time to move to Siberia Chump and co.” Trump has supposedly received an experimental antibody treatment ... I’m guessing all of these clowns (Trump and his “posse”) will be reported to have been given it and then they will all miraculously recover in less than two weeks ... giving the treatment the illusion of a 100% success rate amount their “test group” ... because none of them are actually ill 😳 He will then push this “miracle cure” on the world making billions, literally selling snake oil, with only two weeks before the election, and with the virus having a two week incubation period no one will be able to prove it doesn’t work until after the election 😱 BUT ... this con will fall apart when Trump and his posse try to use the “miraculous” recovery of their little “test group” to sell this inadequately tested experimental treatment (“snake oil”) to the world ... because they and their bloodwork and their entire treatment history will need to be examined extensively by virologists over a long period to test the validity of their “miracle cure” claims and to look for potential short-term and long term side-effects ... pretty sure Mr “try injecting disinfectant” didn’t think of that ... I’m predicting they will all refuse to be independently tested or examined after they leave quarantine ... this will “put a fly in their ointment” (snake-oil pun intended) ... Just having antibodies isn’t enough ... Immunofluorescence or immunoperoxidase assays are commonly used to detect whether a virus is present in a tissue sample. These tests are based on the principle that if the tissue is infected with a virus, an antibody specific to that virus will be able to bind to it. AND ... When viruses infect us, they can embed small chunks of their genetic material in our DNA. Although infrequent, the incorporation of this material into the human genome has been occurring for millions of years. As a result of this ongoing process, viral genetic material comprises nearly 10 percent of the modern human genome. Over time, the vast majority of viral invaders populating our genome have mutated to the point that they no longer lead to active infections. But, as scientists funded by the National Institutes of Health have demonstrated, they are not entirely dormant.” (From ScienceDaily) This means that even a single strand of hair could reveal if Trump and his posse actually ever had COVID-19 ... They are ALL going to have to live inside a bubble forever to avoid getting caught out for this scam ... when their spit on the edge of a glass or a loose hair could be used against them to prove none of them were ever sick with COVID-19 ...🤔 Trump has gone back to the WH perhaps because he has been made aware that his non-existent treatment history and a sample of his own blood or DNA will put him in jail for the rest of his life. Evidence of (another) “Conspiracy Against the US” (Treason) ... as it happens 👉🏼 kzfaq.info/sun/PLnO1WA8xbIP5TuF9AFmUgZsaAvPp5qZMr
@natsune09
@natsune09 3 жыл бұрын
"This is your captain speaking, we collided with an iceberg and are sinking fast. It is what it is. Don't let it dominate your life!"
@patnau7767
@patnau7767 3 жыл бұрын
Stephen, you are a gem! Your “audience” is the best! God bless you!
@mbf6160
@mbf6160 3 жыл бұрын
I truly believe he was positive before the debate that Tuesday
@jamescaldwell2357
@jamescaldwell2357 3 жыл бұрын
Or course he was. If I had to bet, I'd say that he was tested before the debate by his own people, came up positive, and so they then hushed it up. Recall that he was late for the debate and couldn't take the test there. I say they knew he was positive before the debate, hence the lateness.
@officermurdoch4120
@officermurdoch4120 3 жыл бұрын
“Don't be afraid, says the guy with a team of a dozen doctors, access to experimental treatments that no one else gets, a four room hospital suite, who lives in a house with top doctors on site 24/7. All of which is provided to him for free because he refuses to pay taxes.“ Senator Chris Murphy
@dyarom4575
@dyarom4575 3 жыл бұрын
He is The President of the USA and don’t forget he is not paid for the job. I’m glad is back in the White House.
@trumps_toupee
@trumps_toupee 3 жыл бұрын
@@dyarom4575 He pays himself every time he goes to play golf at his clubs.
@donnydrumpf457
@donnydrumpf457 3 жыл бұрын
dyarom what about all the secret service members and other staff that has to come into close contact with him for that to happen? Walter Reed is perfectly equipped for him to run the country from there. Why does he need to put others in danger?
@donnydrumpf457
@donnydrumpf457 3 жыл бұрын
dyarom also, did you know that many other presidents donated their salaries? From JFK to Obama, and before, feel free to fact check me. trump likes to lie and say he is the only president to do so, but that simply is not true
@igorschmidlapp6987
@igorschmidlapp6987 3 жыл бұрын
@@dyarom4575 Actually, the President IS paid. The current salary (since 2001) is $400,000/yr., with a $50,000 expense allowance; $100,000 nontaxable travel account, and $19,000 entertainment account. It's set by Congress, with any changes applying to the next President. Ex-Presidents get a pension, Secret Service protection, and a few other privileges after leaving office.
@ARWG
@ARWG 3 жыл бұрын
I prefer the 3-4 people dying of laughter in the background to the usual crowd.
@TheClaudz23
@TheClaudz23 3 жыл бұрын
You’re a true treasure. The frustration, insanity and injustice that is happening is horrifying. It’s unbelievable. It feels like a god damn horror show but it’s real life. So you can’t turn it off and feel like everything is going to be ok. With all this you truly express the urgency, the seriousness yet at that same time you the world a moment to laugh, without minimising the importance of the situation. In fact you do the opposite. You make even more clearer, but give us that chance to laugh and breathe because it all to much. So thank you for every thing you do and have done. I’m not a gushing fan girl here. I genuinely appreciate and acknowledge your talent, intelligence and compassion. You and your whole team. So thank you again, and your wife’s giggle and interaction is so beautiful. You have to keep that wonderful woman around when you’re back in the studio, at least from time to time. We’ve grown to love her too.
@francescaa8331
@francescaa8331 3 жыл бұрын
Took the words right out of my brain. 👍
@Kazberhaf
@Kazberhaf 3 жыл бұрын
I only want to add that I love the tittering of his wife in the background...so funny. We all need a good laugh right now with all that is going on .
@willfin3404
@willfin3404 3 жыл бұрын
There's no way you should write a comment that long and pretty much say nothing. Your vagueness will only fuel your anxiety.
@SnidgetAsphodel
@SnidgetAsphodel 3 жыл бұрын
Last month I was in the ER for non-COVID related issues. While there, there were several rooms sectioned off for COVID patients. Heavy plastic instead of sliding doors separated them from the rest of the halls. I vividly remember laying in my bed, just a few rooms away from a COVID room, when I suddenly heard horrific sounds coming from there. A woman struggling to breath so loudly that I could hear her gasping and her cries. I could hear the frazzled doctors ask if she was okay, and her response was an agonizing, sputtered, "My chest burns. I can't breathe." Like she'd swallowed fire and was burning while simultaneously being strangled. Those sounds and that woman are seared into my memory. I hope she made it. Please people, take this seriously.
@abbienormull
@abbienormull 3 жыл бұрын
😢😢😢😢
@maiaegerton3371
@maiaegerton3371 3 жыл бұрын
Snidget - thank you for sharing your horrific witness story. Hope the patient recovered.
@kimjongfun5427
@kimjongfun5427 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, "don't be afraid of Covid, don't let it dominate your life." as long as you also have free access to Walter Reed and an army of world's best medical professionals standing by to serve you 24/7.
@deadfreightwest5956
@deadfreightwest5956 3 жыл бұрын
Even as a draft-dodger.
@willritter4076
@willritter4076 3 жыл бұрын
Trump is enjoying the benefits of socialized medicine... I'd be honored if some fellow concerned Americans who appreciate 90s music would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performances of HIGH & DRY and "1979" by the Smashing Pumpkins on my YT channel in tribute to 2 of the most iconic 90s bands. Live acoustic with no autotune or digital editing. Peace out and vote 'D' for Decency on Nov. 3rd.
@purefoldnz3070
@purefoldnz3070 3 жыл бұрын
dont be afraid as long as you have a private helicopter to take you to a private hospital.
@kiwidreams3
@kiwidreams3 3 жыл бұрын
Purefoldnz and drugs not out for most other people.
@karenwentz4508
@karenwentz4508 3 жыл бұрын
@@purefoldnz3070 The Helicopter and Walter Reed hospital where they send the bill's to the stupid people that don't cheat on their taxes
@rocky5152
@rocky5152 3 жыл бұрын
This has got to stop folks! Please vote this "tool" out of OUR Whitehouse and lets get this pandemic under control for 2021.
@jannegregoire9835
@jannegregoire9835 3 жыл бұрын
Get the Hook. Dump the Crook. Flush the Turd November Third. Make America "SANE" Again.
@AJ-pc9gu
@AJ-pc9gu 3 жыл бұрын
@@jannegregoire9835 lol did u make that jingle up? has potential ngl.
@aprilrain1211
@aprilrain1211 3 жыл бұрын
👍👍👍
@christianheil1071
@christianheil1071 3 жыл бұрын
Snowflake
@ayanamiry0
@ayanamiry0 3 жыл бұрын
PREACHHHH!!!!!!!
@Seetiyan
@Seetiyan 3 жыл бұрын
That "Hanoi Vey" was the best thing I've heard today. 😂😆🤣
@someguywithwifi6363
@someguywithwifi6363 3 жыл бұрын
I love the people laughing and giggling off camera. It's so much funnier than a whole audience laughing or a laugh-track.
@robk9871
@robk9871 3 жыл бұрын
I love that Stephen’s wife cracks up so much.
@paigewashington6018
@paigewashington6018 3 жыл бұрын
It's cute. It's why she fell in love...
@terrie3957
@terrie3957 3 жыл бұрын
It was awesome how she's laughing in the background. I might be getting sick of covid but im not sick of watching people enjoy being at home, its nice. Who needs a stage
@jay-yz3cc
@jay-yz3cc 3 жыл бұрын
Did she wear a mask? Laughing is illegal right? Only if you're a loser Democrat
@ForeverMe543
@ForeverMe543 3 жыл бұрын
The level of entitlement to say "don't let a disease ruin your life" when you have literally the best healthcare in the world at no cost is infuriating
@vyoufinder
@vyoufinder 3 жыл бұрын
HE paid his $750 fair share. What you talking about?
@gingercat777
@gingercat777 3 жыл бұрын
Yup, good ol' socialist healthcare.
@hilarykey8189
@hilarykey8189 3 жыл бұрын
At cost to you and me
@mauricepowers8079
@mauricepowers8079 3 жыл бұрын
The Lincoln Project is going to have SO MUCH MATERIAL to work with now😂😂😂
@mikerada2773
@mikerada2773 3 жыл бұрын
vyoufinder mad cus he used the laws the left put in place?
@PorchPotatoMike
@PorchPotatoMike 3 жыл бұрын
Isn’t is dishonorable for someone who never served (especially bad since he is a draft dodger) to ever salute a real soldier?
@kimbrown7406
@kimbrown7406 3 жыл бұрын
@Heidi Thomas Does a child in a mans' body count?
@jeffreylemal7432
@jeffreylemal7432 3 жыл бұрын
He also saluted a n. Korean general.
@willfin3404
@willfin3404 3 жыл бұрын
@Guardian Dragon Cough? How insensitive to make fun of people with Covid.
@matthewbedlion4322
@matthewbedlion4322 3 жыл бұрын
Your wife laughing at your jokes is the best part!
@jpurdie44
@jpurdie44 3 жыл бұрын
I just...can’t even anymore. Anyone there too?
@rickj9615
@rickj9615 3 жыл бұрын
Never ceases to amaze me...like living in an alternate universe...
@phidiasbagel
@phidiasbagel 3 жыл бұрын
I keep thinking that things can't get anymore absurd than they already are, but then a new and often infuriatingly stupid thing happens and knocks me on my ass over and over again.
@lornasmith7981
@lornasmith7981 3 жыл бұрын
Been there for awhile.
@Panzer_the_Merganser
@Panzer_the_Merganser 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t believe I’ll have ever been more thankful than this holiday season when we know this raging anus has been destroyed at the polls. Please everyone vote and kick this abomination to the curb.
@jimelton650
@jimelton650 3 жыл бұрын
"I FEEL BETTER THAN I DID 20 YEARS AGO!" Yeah, steroids does that.
@LittleMissHoop
@LittleMissHoop 3 жыл бұрын
Jim Elton exactly. Or he’s lying through his teeth
@Ou8y2k2
@Ou8y2k2 3 жыл бұрын
*do
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 3 жыл бұрын
They said he was having breathing problems. Well, yeah! It's hard to breathe with your head up Putin's ass.
@leeeastwood6368
@leeeastwood6368 3 жыл бұрын
@@vitalybroshchak4512, yes, you're right!
@Divaxi
@Divaxi 3 жыл бұрын
Herman Cain was feeling Great and Upbeat,too☠💀☠⚰⚰⚰
@petersemmens7398
@petersemmens7398 3 жыл бұрын
This is the BEST SHOW EVER.......!! Cue dos to you and your lovely wife.
@maiaegerton3371
@maiaegerton3371 3 жыл бұрын
KUDOS
@petersemmens7398
@petersemmens7398 3 жыл бұрын
Maia Egerton sorry, diclecsic Pete🇦🇺👍
@judeoscar6208
@judeoscar6208 3 жыл бұрын
Mr. Colbert your jokes were on fire!!! Man you were on a roll like Charmin. Love you my man, you make these sad times we are living in durable with your Late Show.
@ligeiaztomb2755
@ligeiaztomb2755 3 жыл бұрын
Your wife laughing off camera punctuates the jokes even more than a room full of people. True Story.
@enegmatixerebro
@enegmatixerebro 3 жыл бұрын
Just finished my ballot. 🐻 *ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT MORE TRUMP* Go vote, Vote him out, Get it done.
@Parabola2
@Parabola2 3 жыл бұрын
David McCarthy Thanks Russian troll, now back to vodka bear fights with you.
@greenhometony
@greenhometony 3 жыл бұрын
@David McCarthy 🖑MORON🖐 BYEBYE
@edwardjones8919
@edwardjones8919 3 жыл бұрын
@David McCarthy UNDERTAKER TO TRUMP, I'LL STAND BACK, BUT STAND BY 🤣🤣
@couchpotato6270
@couchpotato6270 3 жыл бұрын
David McCarthy copying and pasting my reply to your copy and paste. Life Accordion to tRUMP kzfaq.info/get/bejne/iZxlndSjrbfNj5c.html
@josephmurphy7377
@josephmurphy7377 3 жыл бұрын
Vote Biden and vote often.
@v1kng99
@v1kng99 3 жыл бұрын
Flaming mud flap made my day. I’ll save that for a rainy day. Lol 😂
@sv8911
@sv8911 3 жыл бұрын
This was an especially good one. Well done, A Late Show. Thank you, for your continued, no-holds-barred approach.
@theuncluded6220
@theuncluded6220 3 жыл бұрын
Remember the "controversy" of Obama in the Whitehouse without a tie on and how deplorable and unpresidential it was? (Crickets.....)
@jeyzeus
@jeyzeus 3 жыл бұрын
Not to mention his tan suit scandal, America still haven't recover from that one.
@theuncluded6220
@theuncluded6220 3 жыл бұрын
@@jeyzeus lol, you're right, even though Reagan has done the same but again (crickets)!
@danceswithtwins8048
@danceswithtwins8048 3 жыл бұрын
And don’t forget about Obama’s “dad jeans” - what I wouldn’t give to have even 43 back, with his C average in college and malapropisms.
@iCanbEYOURrUKIA
@iCanbEYOURrUKIA 3 жыл бұрын
@Darque1137 they say angels are watching over Trump 😇 RBG is rolling in her grave as they trample all over her legacy too.
@mariaalicia007
@mariaalicia007 3 жыл бұрын
Please say a prayer for all the dedicated White House permanent staff- the butlers, the housekeepers, the janitors-being forced to work in a Covid hot zone. Their lives are being endangered so a weak, enfeebled man can pretend to be strong.
@timluther3431
@timluther3431 3 жыл бұрын
virtually nobody you mean
@sharoncolvin8771
@sharoncolvin8771 3 жыл бұрын
2 WH maids have just tested positive for Covid.
@timluther3431
@timluther3431 3 жыл бұрын
@jadc08 sarcasm
@elizabethingram9784
@elizabethingram9784 3 жыл бұрын
Very well said, Steven...
@pascaledominique170
@pascaledominique170 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Stephen Colbert, the band members, and to the wonderful live audience at the Colbert WFH studio!
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 3 жыл бұрын
I’m starting to think he didn’t even have Covid. He was sweating his taxes, the debate and the proud boys remark. He needed a big distraction. He needed to change the narrative. Look at him.
@easterchapa6855
@easterchapa6855 3 жыл бұрын
i too believe its all a big hoax.
@funnyt-shirts7977
@funnyt-shirts7977 3 жыл бұрын
Best part of the debate was: teespring.com/wshut
@LeeBee-hs6mj
@LeeBee-hs6mj 3 жыл бұрын
There was some genuine gasping and wincing when he got to the top of the White House stairs. I thought he might be faking it too, but not after seeing that. He's trying to project an image of strength and wellness now, like he's shaken it off. He hasn't.
@stephanie5249
@stephanie5249 3 жыл бұрын
And the Melania audio tapes!!
@moodybassist
@moodybassist 3 жыл бұрын
@@LeeBee-hs6mj 👏👏👏👏👏
@kindaichi00
@kindaichi00 3 жыл бұрын
Just curious, why wasn't hydroxychloroquine used in his treatment? He seemed so sure about that drug for covid treatments.
@impunitythebagpuss
@impunitythebagpuss 3 жыл бұрын
I thought an injection of bleach would have cleaned him right up.
@mtedesco04
@mtedesco04 3 жыл бұрын
That was to prevent it hahahahahahahahaha
@smartalec2001
@smartalec2001 3 жыл бұрын
There's better ones now.
@AmyElzeyLosingitwithAmy
@AmyElzeyLosingitwithAmy 3 жыл бұрын
only for the rest of the country. not for him, he doesnt want it to kill him.
@preditora
@preditora 3 жыл бұрын
@@smartalec2001 Not for the people, just the rich n powerful...
@DartelJ
@DartelJ 3 жыл бұрын
This is amazing. I just don’t understand how he is still president.
@Shadowscales1
@Shadowscales1 3 жыл бұрын
Morons both in the country and the electoral (i dont recall the name right now) college?
@Heather-xz8fk
@Heather-xz8fk 3 жыл бұрын
I'll be so glad when he's finally, finally, finally gone and I don't have this sick feeling almost every day that the world is rotating backwards.
@ivepeters
@ivepeters 3 жыл бұрын
Trump's Doctor told the Coroner Stand Down, BUT Stand By.
@michael0o5
@michael0o5 3 жыл бұрын
Please dont give Trump the credit of using the words DOWN . He said stand BACK.
@marialongoria8774
@marialongoria8774 3 жыл бұрын
Ive Peters, you crack me up, in a good way!! Have a good week!
@alanhall9506
@alanhall9506 3 жыл бұрын
Hell yes, well said!!!
@praise777always9
@praise777always9 3 жыл бұрын
You're joking but he is about to get a rude awakening, it's not going to end well for him, all because he wanted to grand stand and show boat. He is his OWN worst enemy.
@tboneproductions2453
@tboneproductions2453 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, well played! Lol
@XGong-ts6cx
@XGong-ts6cx 3 жыл бұрын
“Don’t let it dominate your life.” Say that to the over 200K American killed by COVID and your damn policies, Mr. president
@liviahernandez905
@liviahernandez905 3 жыл бұрын
they are dead so how does your statement even make sense?
@XGong-ts6cx
@XGong-ts6cx 3 жыл бұрын
Livia Hernandez oh yeah they’re dead, so bypass is bypass, they can’t hear and that never make sense. So why on earth we hold funerals, memorials, and praying to and for some dead person?
@sierraguru6942
@sierraguru6942 3 жыл бұрын
@@liviahernandez905 were you born stupid or is there a special school you go to to develop that ability? Rhetorical, look it up.
@Liquid-Ben
@Liquid-Ben 3 жыл бұрын
@@XGong-ts6cx maybe if you cry more, covid will dissappear.
@XGong-ts6cx
@XGong-ts6cx 3 жыл бұрын
Ben Or maybe we ignore it and live with it and let the nature do the work.
@danielfriederici5364
@danielfriederici5364 3 жыл бұрын
Oh man, what did I enjoy this episode, as much as many others before it, and as hopefully many more to come. A huge thank you to your wife or partner or whoever else is laughing in the background, this laughing and giggling is an extra bonus and gives your show a big extra kick.
@melt4769
@melt4769 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Stephen. It’s been a long time since I’ve laughed out loud - and twice in the same monologue. I ❤️ Johnny Cash.
@thisistheaccountname
@thisistheaccountname 3 жыл бұрын
I loved when his cultists stood near the hospital and fanatically cheered while people were inside trying to heal.
@eg7249
@eg7249 3 жыл бұрын
It was beautiful
@adamgroves1188
@adamgroves1188 3 жыл бұрын
Hopefully he lives and spends his last years in prison
@SD-fb7ku
@SD-fb7ku 3 жыл бұрын
David McCarthy Back in your basement incel.
@stephanie5249
@stephanie5249 3 жыл бұрын
And the people in there trying to heal are service members who literally lay it all on the line for us every day.
@thisistheaccountname
@thisistheaccountname 3 жыл бұрын
@David McCarthy Stephen Colbert can think for himself and not spout rhetoric.
@sidhyapeddinti1484
@sidhyapeddinti1484 3 жыл бұрын
the stupid smile on his face as he rode in that SUV was sickening. he truly has no idea about the lives he ruins every day.
@FlameAdder
@FlameAdder 3 жыл бұрын
He knows, he just doesn't care
@briaanjones8109
@briaanjones8109 3 жыл бұрын
@David McCarthy Imagine being such a crackhead who views youtube videos just to hate on the video he is watching ....LMAO Stay off the meth!
@zenobiaookpik
@zenobiaookpik 3 жыл бұрын
I predict, at some point, Trump will be forcibly removed from the White House - perhaps in a straight jacket.
@wakeupmrwest4357
@wakeupmrwest4357 3 жыл бұрын
Yes he does. He's fully aware that he ruins and ends many lives every day.
@kathysmith6413
@kathysmith6413 3 жыл бұрын
@David McCarthy rather a feminine male with brains than an idiot who worships an orange god president that kinda resembles BAAL, looking for human sacrifices for his ego
@MRSBackgroundchick
@MRSBackgroundchick 3 жыл бұрын
This totally isn’t a laughing matter HOWEVER I’m here for the background laughter!
@brendamckenzie7795
@brendamckenzie7795 3 жыл бұрын
Luv ur cutting edge show. It’s my morning chuckle and sometimes cry into my coffee.
@M.Babadook
@M.Babadook 3 жыл бұрын
Herman Cain: Attended Trump rally maskless on 6/24. 7/2: Tested positive 7/10: Said he's improving. 7/15: Claimed his doctors seemed happy. 7/27: Said he's getting better. 7/30: Herman Cain died.
@alexwarner6111
@alexwarner6111 3 жыл бұрын
Megan HAL9000 look at Boris Johnson in the week before being in ICU, was working from home and feeling and looking quite good, Ill be convinced Trump is ok in another week or so.
@throwler
@throwler 3 жыл бұрын
I thought masks were to protect other people. So, if we don't wear a mask, we could die....hmmm. You need to stick to the narrative: masks are to protect grandma.
@kennethshort2016
@kennethshort2016 3 жыл бұрын
Was not aware of that time line..thanx for the share.
@Lizaiaiai
@Lizaiaiai 3 жыл бұрын
Soooo Halloween time??
@jenniferfitzgibbon
@jenniferfitzgibbon 3 жыл бұрын
Here’s to hoping🤞
@60Cyndy
@60Cyndy 3 жыл бұрын
I'm embarrassed to even watch that doctor trying to lie
@granville7
@granville7 3 жыл бұрын
to me it looked as if the doctor was trying *not* to lie by being economically with the truth and spin it in the hope of not displeasing the president
@onlinecall5284
@onlinecall5284 3 жыл бұрын
Don't be like Trump get the vaccine
@pilotactor777
@pilotactor777 3 жыл бұрын
Great job. Love the giggles from your wife and cameraman. Keep this format. It works.
@peterfernandez5173
@peterfernandez5173 3 жыл бұрын
Great one
@cheryls8987
@cheryls8987 3 жыл бұрын
I can attest to the side effects of Dexamethasone. I had to take a course of it last year for severe back and arthritis pain. The mood swings are scary and I had short term memory issues. The "burning ring of fire" -- DEFINITELY!! I don't know which of those was the worst. As for tRump, we would not be able to tell if the first two symptoms are a result of the drug or not. Honestly, I do hope he fully experiences the arse fire. Just so he experiences how much a pain in the arse he really is.
@davidfreeman2522
@davidfreeman2522 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds just like dementia joe😄😄
@electrology
@electrology 3 жыл бұрын
John Mat Isn’t Cheryl a lady’s name? hehe
@ericarn
@ericarn 3 жыл бұрын
John May, Trump is a fraction of a man, ya dope!!
@bakarenibsheut12
@bakarenibsheut12 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnmat4678 Agreed. And that's a good thing.
@champ8605
@champ8605 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnmat4678 imagine supporting a man who literally panders to the dregs of society.
@whatsup5446
@whatsup5446 3 жыл бұрын
“Don’t let (Trump) dominate your life.” Ensure that Trump will never dominate your life again by voting him out on November 3rd.
@lornasmith7981
@lornasmith7981 3 жыл бұрын
Amen
@laurawilson3590
@laurawilson3590 3 жыл бұрын
PLEASE VOTE AND SAVE A LIFE.!
@garybezner6774
@garybezner6774 3 жыл бұрын
@@laurawilson3590 Your heart is in the right place , but it saves many many lives. VOTE!!!!!
@user-uo2sl5us8f
@user-uo2sl5us8f 3 жыл бұрын
I’m still voting for Trump
@garybezner6774
@garybezner6774 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-uo2sl5us8f Bless you my son but I ask you why????
@kristin-artl.335
@kristin-artl.335 3 жыл бұрын
I LOVE his family cracking up at him! Love you Stephen..you have helped me survive all of this entire year!
@kathymimms8311
@kathymimms8311 3 жыл бұрын
I LOVE hearing your wife laugh &giggle in the background. I hope she stays part of the show when you go live again.
@misterlunity9649
@misterlunity9649 3 жыл бұрын
Says by the guy who literally summoned a helicopter to the White House and dominated an entire hospital for himself
@JSythe
@JSythe 3 жыл бұрын
Reporter: Is the president alive? Connely: He was alive yesterday. Reporter: Is the president alive? Connely: I told you he was alive yesterday.
@deadfreightwest5956
@deadfreightwest5956 3 жыл бұрын
Reporter: Is the president a corpse? Connely: Not at the moment. Reporter: But he may have been a corpse? Connely: At this time, he isn't. Reporter: But some day he'll be a corpse? Connely: Well, no, not today.
@virginiatyree6705
@virginiatyree6705 3 жыл бұрын
10 5 20 Hey@@deadfreightwest5956, You two win the internet award; too funny. Stay safe, leep calm, & be well. v
@korayven9255
@korayven9255 3 жыл бұрын
@@deadfreightwest5956 Either you're desperate to play the victim here or you're unable to tell the difference between temporary and permanent states. Is everything okay on your end?
@nuanil
@nuanil 3 жыл бұрын
@@korayven9255 You don't happen to be versed in the dark arts of Necromancy are you?
@wateroverock5597
@wateroverock5597 3 жыл бұрын
Pope = 56, Corona virus = 56 toilet paper = 56 mind control = 56 South Korea = 56 unemployment = 56 Black lives Matter = 56 Miami Heat = 56, Magic Johnson = 56 Anthony Fauci = 56, first pitch = 56, opening day = 56 (Anthony Fauci began the 2020 Major League Baseball season throwing the first pitch for the nationals/yankees game) Gavin Newsom = 56 Pope = 56 [Trump = 263/56th prime # Satanic Gematria] Chris Cuomo = 56, Clippers eliminated from playoffs stuck on 56 wins for the season including playoffs, NBA Bubble = 56, Vaccination = 666/English Sumerian ....www.gematrinator.com/calculator Cam Newton stuck on 56 career regular season losses, as he gets corona virus. Corona Virus = 70 as well, Cam Newton stuck on 70 career regular season wins
@iveyivey1298
@iveyivey1298 3 жыл бұрын
Wow!
@schan5436
@schan5436 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best of Stephen Colbert's shows. I'm from the other side of the globe, but it feels good to laugh with you, Americans.
@1SaySomethingWitty1
@1SaySomethingWitty1 3 жыл бұрын
Stephen’s wife’s giggles at his jokes is exactly what I needed. Y’all are so cute.
@Masamune-fs4qt
@Masamune-fs4qt 3 жыл бұрын
We as humans need to find a way to cure stupidity, it is widely abundant in America.
@carolmiller5713
@carolmiller5713 3 жыл бұрын
Lazy = stupidity. Rampant in US.
@richwojehowski1123
@richwojehowski1123 3 жыл бұрын
@Wesley Minder - And many people seem to be in favor of keeping it for some reason
@Amy-oo7mm
@Amy-oo7mm 3 жыл бұрын
We already have one, it's called Darwinism. Unfortunately, this pandemic has created a situation where their stupid mistakes are taking the rest of us down with them.
@suzannebrice5713
@suzannebrice5713 3 жыл бұрын
“ Stupidity is a choice, not a condition. Ignorance is a condition therefore can be treated and cured. Stupidity is self renewing and must be endured or interrupted. “
@Mike-mm4mx
@Mike-mm4mx 3 жыл бұрын
@@suzannebrice5713 But surely there are some people who are just innately stupid?
@squaresdavid7439
@squaresdavid7439 3 жыл бұрын
I agree with Aaron S; I absolutely LOVE the laughter coming from just off camera! It literally makes me laugh harder when I hear them trying to stifle the laughter, but can't help it! BTW, this is one of my favorite monologues because even Stephen couldn't help it! These are some of the best shows ever!
@lucillecote7573
@lucillecote7573 3 жыл бұрын
You are so on...I can’t stop laughing... ...your song was just great!
@voldlifilm
@voldlifilm 3 жыл бұрын
I really like this format, it feels like sitting down and having a chat with Stephen Colbert person to person. It's like having lunch with an articulate, kind and genuine friend. I miss lunch with friends in specific, and also kind and genuine people in general.
@DavidJ222
@DavidJ222 3 жыл бұрын
At the alarming rate of infection cases spreading amongst high ranking personnel within Trump's White House, the next press conference will be conducted by the White House landscapers.
@stephaniecoker1643
@stephaniecoker1643 3 жыл бұрын
they will probably be more honest & well informed
@Guitarplayer724
@Guitarplayer724 3 жыл бұрын
I sincerely hope so.
@terrie3957
@terrie3957 3 жыл бұрын
A joke excellent enough to have been part of the show
@Nevertoleave
@Nevertoleave 3 жыл бұрын
“The president has no comment on the unrest in Portland, and there are bees in the rose garden.” “Will the White House being doing anything with the bees?” “We are debating on removing the bee hive right away or waiting until the president holds another political rally in the rose garden and smacking the hive.”
@comment2009
@comment2009 3 жыл бұрын
They have been around #45 too long. The briefing mid sentence wood branch to new topics. No matter how much the press arrange their questions, the landscapers would mow them down. On a positive side, they will trim the press conference length.
@revelle8605
@revelle8605 3 жыл бұрын
You've been SLAYING it lately! Say cheers to the writers for me; this rocks.
@sharibigay4712
@sharibigay4712 3 жыл бұрын
Love the giggles from his peanut galley. Thanks we all really need this humor.
@anotherbutt4chair56
@anotherbutt4chair56 3 жыл бұрын
Not one single weekend where this president doesn’t do something stupid.
@joniheisenberg6691
@joniheisenberg6691 3 жыл бұрын
Not one single day, hour, minute,second.
@Catmoore60
@Catmoore60 3 жыл бұрын
None Ya Why limit yourself to the weekends?
@nathyatta
@nathyatta 3 жыл бұрын
I think you're forgetting about the rest of the week mate
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 3 жыл бұрын
potential board game there...
@brianr6651
@brianr6651 3 жыл бұрын
What’s Dr. Conley’s info? I’m tryna get him to be my general practitioner
@litteach8687
@litteach8687 3 жыл бұрын
Trump's greatest stupidity is that he doesn't know what most people have to deal with in their daily lives. Can we all go to Walter Reed and receive the care and the meds he got? And be treated by ten doctors? And not have to pay the medical bills?
@joebroker9807
@joebroker9807 3 жыл бұрын
Where u dealing with it before trump ?
@aprilrain1211
@aprilrain1211 3 жыл бұрын
So true 👍👍👍
@janetpattison8474
@janetpattison8474 3 жыл бұрын
litteach 8 : You’re absolutely right, every American should have the same health plan that Congress has and senators and the president has, and we should all be entitled to the best healthcare on the planet especially for the deadly disease COVID-19. Why is it that these politicians are privileged and only they deserve the best healthcare For their entire lives. Not just as long as they’re working.
@igorschmidlapp6987
@igorschmidlapp6987 3 жыл бұрын
When I see all those doctors at the press conference, I wonder... Don't they have patient rounds to make?
@bradmcewen
@bradmcewen 3 жыл бұрын
Never expect a malignant narcissist to be able to nurture anything.
@timlonggone
@timlonggone 3 жыл бұрын
Your writers are ... & the delivery is sublime for the times, improvisation is very experienced
@ruthmelicharles5062
@ruthmelicharles5062 3 жыл бұрын
'Released back into the wild." 😂😂
@minalouisyassa
@minalouisyassa 3 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for Trump to say: "Only losers die from covid"
@sawtooth808
@sawtooth808 3 жыл бұрын
Oh that will come, have patience.
@sawtooth808
@sawtooth808 3 жыл бұрын
Nero Metal you would think that would be the case, right?
@thangnguyen02
@thangnguyen02 3 жыл бұрын
It's coming soon
@otavioviniciusful
@otavioviniciusful 3 жыл бұрын
Bolsonaro got there first
@rhysmorgan4976
@rhysmorgan4976 3 жыл бұрын
Have they pumped him full of Viagra as well as dexamethasone😱😱😱
@rusianalf
@rusianalf 3 жыл бұрын
They should’ve taken trump to a blue state hospital that didn’t get the funding for covid because they didn’t “treat him well”
@narelleworks8448
@narelleworks8448 3 жыл бұрын
i cant splel They wouldn’t have taken his crap either!
@sharoncolvin8771
@sharoncolvin8771 3 жыл бұрын
I love it !!! Send him to New York City!! He can lie on a gurney in the hallway waiting for someone to die from Covid so a room opens up !!
@traisjames2
@traisjames2 3 жыл бұрын
I love hearing his wife in the background laughing
@germandragon8136
@germandragon8136 3 жыл бұрын
HANOI, VEY. killed me :'D
@lowkeybruja
@lowkeybruja 3 жыл бұрын
“it affects virtually nobody” _-president nobody, 2020_
@Baliane22
@Baliane22 3 жыл бұрын
Deb Landau ...and me
@williamsutter8047
@williamsutter8047 3 жыл бұрын
*Colbert:* These new and scientifically unproven treatments that the president are promoting is putting the general public at risk! *Also Colbert:* How dare the president have access to this cutting edge new, not yet scientifically proven, medical treatment that the general public hasn't been exposed to yet!
@Baliane22
@Baliane22 3 жыл бұрын
William Sutter is Colbert wrong?
@jasondoust4935
@jasondoust4935 3 жыл бұрын
Stop copying and pasting the same drivel into different threads, Bill Stutter. Saying things out of context repeatedly doesn't perform some linguistic alchemy, making them cogent.
@bentmercer
@bentmercer 3 жыл бұрын
@@williamsutter8047 Trump isn't being given any of the b.s. drugs he's pushed to the public.
@nursekathy4480
@nursekathy4480 3 жыл бұрын
I feel better than I did 20 years ago is exactly what a lot of elderly patients say right before they crump and die. 🤷🏻‍♀️
@Axolotl_Mischief
@Axolotl_Mischief 3 жыл бұрын
They overshoot it, because the reality is harsh, so they go the way of blatant hyperbole.
@goosegaming6548
@goosegaming6548 3 жыл бұрын
Fingers crossed
@cindyamcbride
@cindyamcbride 3 жыл бұрын
that is the steroid working...wait til it wears off..lookout America! :(
@Themystergamerr
@Themystergamerr 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t want to wish death on anyone but Drumpf is really testing me
@JimRossCinematographer
@JimRossCinematographer 3 жыл бұрын
"I haven't been this upset since I woke up with a flamin' mudflap!" Comedy gold!
@michaeldentzer7475
@michaeldentzer7475 3 жыл бұрын
Oh please could somebody stop that. It’s getting so unreal.
@whiteyobanion1104
@whiteyobanion1104 3 жыл бұрын
Trump even has his doctors lying for him.
@lachlanwelsh5880
@lachlanwelsh5880 3 жыл бұрын
Again
@galens2543
@galens2543 3 жыл бұрын
Uh... Still.
@noway5347
@noway5347 3 жыл бұрын
Is there anyone not lying in the whole White House?....and cohorts....
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 3 жыл бұрын
239 pounds, my ass.
@Divaxi
@Divaxi 3 жыл бұрын
Unbelievable. #THISISNOTNORMAL #ThisIsAmerica?
@sergio.ssantos
@sergio.ssantos 3 жыл бұрын
Above the political crisis, it's a moral crisis.
@sethaddict9655
@sethaddict9655 3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah 1 in 19 million chance of death for ages 50-64 from covid, we should all close ourselves up inside our houses and shut down the US again
@ezma83
@ezma83 3 жыл бұрын
@@sethaddict9655 1 in 19 million? What math are you using? US has had 7.52 million COVID-19 cases, out of which 210,000 have died. That's approximately a 1 in 39 chance of death, if you catch it. Maybe you meant the chances of catching it? Nope, US population is 331 million and with 7.52 million cases, your chance of becoming infected is roughly 1 in 44. With the current numbers, the chance of both catching it AND dying from it are about 1 in 1,600. No matter which way you slice it, you aren't getting 1 in 19 million.
@vinodsingh-eu5wp
@vinodsingh-eu5wp 3 жыл бұрын
Moral of US Criminal Doctors madisonarealymesupportgroup.com/2020/09/30/proof-that-the-pandemic-was-planned-with-purpose/ With apologies if already been posted here or if found illogical 🙏 Namasutte
@sethaddict9655
@sethaddict9655 3 жыл бұрын
Erin Piggott it’s not math buddy, UCLA and Stanford did this study, also the cdc announced that only 6% at most have died of just covid which makes it only about 12,000 deaths. It has a 99.997% recovery rate so In that case never go outside again, you’d be worse off with the flu
@darrenpearn6356
@darrenpearn6356 3 жыл бұрын
America has morals? Then go spend some money and fix those leeking radiative domes. Others lives matter round the world. Especially where your country tested nuclear bombs.
@habitualreaderlex
@habitualreaderlex 3 жыл бұрын
I love the sound of the background crew laughing around the 5-6 minute mark, that makes it even better
@terrysullivan1992
@terrysullivan1992 3 жыл бұрын
I love the laughter in the background. Then came the erupting Kilauea line. Holy shit batman, that was hilarious. Kudos to the crew for not completely losing it over that.
@prajnasamadhi60
@prajnasamadhi60 3 жыл бұрын
"This is a real school." But it's a school most can not afford to go, sir.
@vonniensd
@vonniensd 3 жыл бұрын
Much like Trump University...took peoples money and gave them BS...now he’s giving the American peopleBS and we’re paying with our friends and families’ lives while we pay for his fu@king healthcare for treatment not available to “we the people”...travesty
@spekulatius1337
@spekulatius1337 3 жыл бұрын
Most cannot afford any new technology in the beginning.
@Soul-OnFire
@Soul-OnFire 3 жыл бұрын
🙄 Trump didnt care about others even people in his own circle... its sad and scary for this country... i hope everyone stays safe... 😷 ✌️
@EB-du3vh
@EB-du3vh 3 жыл бұрын
It’s called a budget
@devigndesign8370
@devigndesign8370 3 жыл бұрын
It makes “ house of cards “ looking like a childish story
@iCanbEYOURrUKIA
@iCanbEYOURrUKIA 3 жыл бұрын
It's like House of Cards and Scandal combined. The past 3¹/² years have been like a long running, poorly written, daytime soap opera.
@lilRadRidinHood
@lilRadRidinHood 3 жыл бұрын
I'm getting Game of Thrones especially the end scene
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 3 жыл бұрын
Great timing with the “this guy” line. Bravo Stephen.
@notnanni
@notnanni 3 жыл бұрын
The little giggles and wheezes are so much more endearing than the full on laughs :)
@thisistheaccountname
@thisistheaccountname 3 жыл бұрын
Make sure y'all get out and vote.
@Hal_T
@Hal_T 3 жыл бұрын
"How could I know these 200,000 [dead] people were real if they aren't me?" In that brief statement we have the sum total of Donald Trump's philosophy: if you aren't me, you don't exist.
@Jahhh1995
@Jahhh1995 3 жыл бұрын
Trump supporters will tell you "stop being a snowflake!". The same people who have no perspective and haven't been out of their small county to see how other people live. It's sad but some people cannot be helped...
@seanh9037
@seanh9037 3 жыл бұрын
We're all just extras in a movie about his life.
@Hal_T
@Hal_T 3 жыл бұрын
@@seanh9037 - I think you're being to generous ... to _us._ I think that (from Trump's perspective) we are just NPCs (non-player characters) in his video game.
@donnydrumpf457
@donnydrumpf457 3 жыл бұрын
Hal T his followers even call people who don’t agree with them NPC’s Especially the alt-right nut jobs, they love calling people NPC, and then killing them
@bobbij2627
@bobbij2627 3 жыл бұрын
You guys are hilarious! Thank you!
@karinaxavier109
@karinaxavier109 3 жыл бұрын
Love from my heart
@knowledgecraver8587
@knowledgecraver8587 3 жыл бұрын
Don't be afraid...wtf.. tell that to my aunt who passed away from Covid-19...
@ronnieking3848
@ronnieking3848 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss.
@wordzmyth
@wordzmyth 3 жыл бұрын
There must be so many heartbreaking stories like your aunt's all over the USA. Condolences to you and your family.
@HEYRICKFAMILY
@HEYRICKFAMILY 3 жыл бұрын
So sorry for your loss 😭😭😭....and also sorry that you have to hear such awful comments from your disgustingly rude President. The rest of the world is watching in HORROR as this nightmare unfolds. I pray his Presidency will be finally over come November. Thinking of all Americans during this terrible time xx
@kalli71
@kalli71 3 жыл бұрын
@@ronnieking3848 sorry for your loss and please vote him out. pretty please!
@garfield685
@garfield685 3 жыл бұрын
So sorry
@normalityrelief
@normalityrelief 3 жыл бұрын
He seriously cannot survive without being surrounded by people telling him what good big boy he is on a daily basis. It's just so degrading.
@markusstefankoch1039
@markusstefankoch1039 3 жыл бұрын
😅 and 💕 for those butt jokes ! Asstoundingly funny.
@N1inSK
@N1inSK 3 жыл бұрын
Stephen, I love your wife's laugh. She makes your show so much better!
@miguelalvarez6079
@miguelalvarez6079 3 жыл бұрын
His son and wife geniunely laughing in the background make it a thousand times funnier than a regular audience laughing when the sign lights up.
@coobydooby862
@coobydooby862 3 жыл бұрын
Let’s not mention the $30k hospital bill if you do require treatment.
@janetpattison8474
@janetpattison8474 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that would be the bill for two days if you were lucky.
@jodinsan
@jodinsan 3 жыл бұрын
Luckily, the million or so Americans that needed such treatment have that much money in a coffee can on top of the refrigerator for "a rainy day." Good thing the GOP is pushing to end the ACA! Now hundreds of thousand Americans will have a reason to dip into that non-existent savings! Vote Republican! You either die sick, or you live with insurmountable debt!
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 3 жыл бұрын
Why is this country so opposed to universal healthcare?
@TheOGofSki
@TheOGofSki 3 жыл бұрын
Courage Karnga It violates their rights to not afford healthcare. (Yeah, it makes no sense.)
@ngataihuata7795
@ngataihuata7795 3 жыл бұрын
Trump doesn't Pay Bills ...! Credit Rating - Minus 20000000000000000000%**&&##@@&&%%**
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 3 жыл бұрын
Love Evie’s laughter. 💖
@awba8995
@awba8995 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely one of my favorite episodes
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