Try as she might, Niu cannot defeat Astel's Rizz Curse【Holostars Neoporte EngSub】

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@kuratse205 Жыл бұрын

It's like a game of chicken where they try to get the other to fall for them first, but Niu always falls first.

@dagon7259 Жыл бұрын

Niu-sama: Love is War

@SnowPiecer Жыл бұрын

bet you could make an anime out of this

@nightshade4873 Жыл бұрын

literally Love is War.

@omega6826 Жыл бұрын

They gonna end up getting married and have 3 children and still waiting for the other one to chicken out

@mahdibd Жыл бұрын

It's 14 kids

@Blank-s Жыл бұрын

You merely adopted the rizz. Astel was born in it, molded by it.

@nikitakimov9956 Жыл бұрын

If he was like that from debut he would probably get winning son title before Roberu

@kres6009 Жыл бұрын

@@nikitakimov9956 Astel from like 2019-2021 and now is such a wild contrast ngl lol

@Thunderstyle7 Жыл бұрын

@@kres6009 He was always a rizzard judging by his... "stats"... but he needed some time to attune his current being.

@jinida2974 Жыл бұрын

He did had his own fanclub when he's still in school. So it checks out.

@signumxmagnum Жыл бұрын

@@nikitakimov9956 That's because Astel did it on purpose, to avoid the winning son title.

@Orangette00 Жыл бұрын

Damn Rizztel Leda, I watch rpr VOD yesterday and rpr see Astel as his husband... This man is unstoppable.

@FiredAndIced Жыл бұрын

I imagine Astel as this alien knight riding on his steed, riding across the maiden fields and making them swoon over how he just oozes rizz for them.

@iexplainjokesforaliving.5415 Жыл бұрын

He speaks rizz as if it is his mother tongue.

@paxonite-7bd5 Жыл бұрын

He is ballin

@kathartik9000 Жыл бұрын

I want whatever he is cooking

@bonvoyej200 Жыл бұрын

teach me your ways astel sensei nah one sec tho im really seeing how astel change sm from a small talking alien guy to a flirty seaweed

@anononly6253 Жыл бұрын

Mea teasing Roberu Astel teasing Niu Yup, both of them is winner

@MasterLagoz Жыл бұрын

The best part of Niu is even when she falters she is willing to come back and try again.

@healme69420 Жыл бұрын

Knowing that boss shibuhal approve them make it better 😂

@nikitakimov9956 Жыл бұрын

Shibuharu knows how to make content

@TAKOssrb Жыл бұрын

@@nikitakimov9956 i think among all girls maybe hal see her reaction is the best. but yes her reaction is the best from 2 of female neo porte member. TOI CHAN just play along but get not embaressed at all. i dont know if she already contact with other neo porte girls or not yet.

@r.n.a7332 Жыл бұрын

@@TAKOssrb maybe she got some buff because hal is there making barrier for her XD

@KazukiZX00 Жыл бұрын

Astel is such a strong special grade curse, even the major three clans have problem handling this curse. Astel's curse technique is rather straightforward yet effective. If he tell the girls he loves them, the effect of the curse seem to be faster than normal. XD

@canacomyrica Жыл бұрын

Lmao Vspo, neo-porte, and hololive i see 😂😂😂

@KazukiZX00 Жыл бұрын

@@canacomyrica Yes someone get that reference XD

@canacomyrica Жыл бұрын

@@KazukiZX00 lmao I've always loved the cursed thing treatment on other girls, like this man is to chad for even the chadest vtuber imo 😂😂😂

@KazukiZX00 Жыл бұрын

@@canacomyrica I love how he proceed on tackling the girls when he met them(emotionally). The reaction those girls gave are pure gold.

@canacomyrica Жыл бұрын

@@KazukiZX00 fakin legit and can't get enough of em, i wish astel collab more with other vtube girl and spreading the rizz like he spread his cursed terror 😂

@apple_pines Жыл бұрын

Astel could probably go to a hostess club as a customer and be the one to get paid by the hostess in the end

@tokinovirus3rdapostleofthe563 Жыл бұрын

How can someone be so cheesy yet smooth with those flirts? I guess Rizztel really just built different.

@prhl Жыл бұрын

Never knew I needed this duo's shinanigans so badly. They're just so entertaining to watch lol.

@hieuduong2213 Жыл бұрын

Astel about to exorcise Niu completely at this rate

@mountainde09 Жыл бұрын

Niu passes the fog gate. A large hp bar fills the bottom of the screen, she has encountered a very dangerous boss. the name on the hp bar: Astel, Naturalborn of the Rizz

@FrenchDinosaur Жыл бұрын

I like "Guy from your/our company, special grade curse" more. Makes him sound like the special boss, hidden in the NPC's body.

@monarchso9272 Жыл бұрын

The one and only Rizz god

@tomb_rooke Жыл бұрын

But this time, we got no General that can hold such bizz.

@okakoro7351 Жыл бұрын

The cursed rizzler

@yam1n0 Жыл бұрын

LMAO, i love that elden ring reference

@mystiquelane8219 Жыл бұрын

After a few collabs, Niu realized the difference in strength. Her first mistake was trying to challenge rizz god Astel. Now she cant keep up ww.

@wezzbarr9824 Жыл бұрын

3:07 Niu.exe not responding 😂

@leavemealone5926 Жыл бұрын

2:19 she was obviously grinning but then act serious after astel mentioned it SO CUTE THESE TWO

@inihao Жыл бұрын

Just get together already And get married They're cute together

@mukaonline3 Жыл бұрын

Deron will come to wedding and crash it with minigun....for love? No. Just pure hate

@rajamrifqi5764 Жыл бұрын

They already have 14 kids

@Ayush-kc2vx Жыл бұрын

@@rajamrifqi5764 is axel one of them 👀?

@Kramdaddy Жыл бұрын

The man had a fan club dedicated to him in Highschool and is _the_ protagonist, this is a light merely touching his skin as he continues to walk the sun, Niu had no chance.

@ivegotchu Жыл бұрын

4:14 that chuckle. he knew what he did right there

@itsmerota8523 Жыл бұрын

HELP I can't stop grinning :)

@keroo_p Жыл бұрын

Rizz is astel’s home planet

@s34n2 Жыл бұрын

i love it when niu goes "hahah↑"

@-Raylight Жыл бұрын

*"I fear no Rizz. But that thing... It scares me"* -Niu, probably I love how Niu needs to practice on how to deal with Astel at the end, very cute xD Thank you ShibuHal, he has found the best way to deal with special grade curses, now they are blessings for us 🤣

@FreyjaWion Жыл бұрын

I'm looking forward development of this relationship with great interest

@dagon7259 Жыл бұрын

Ngl, Niu's voice does make me feel things

@justmeee7424 Жыл бұрын

Sometimes i just think her voice similar with rushia

@xrainag2155 Жыл бұрын

@@justmeee7424 2:08 this one sounds the closest to her voice

@Chaos2Frozen Жыл бұрын

@@justmeee7424 ok so it's not just me lol

@normalname1501 Жыл бұрын

@@justmeee7424finally someone said it

@neronero3963 Жыл бұрын

Brother....

@kimchijam Жыл бұрын

i legit can't get enough of this

@yamiRic Жыл бұрын

If Astel is the main protagonist in Kaguya-sama series, the series will end after 2 manga chapters. He never lose.

@nya69696 Жыл бұрын

Can't wait to see astel the "special grade curse" to lay his domain expansion, the "infinite rizz"

@Ayush-kc2vx Жыл бұрын

I think astel can even beat Goku.

@vincenttheweeb4020 Жыл бұрын

Zamn, Rizztel's totally on fire rn from those W's he got from the past few months. He's blessed by the Rizz God frfr.

@Nadeshii Жыл бұрын

Man, Astel is such a good entertainment to watch I love him

@Chaos2Frozen Жыл бұрын

I feel like I've seen this specific Anime episode before.

@MissingMew Жыл бұрын

when you think astel is going to run out of space in his pockets to drop lines from, only to realize theyre bottomless this and the last one had me grinning the entire time, thanks for that :D

@sweetraisin9592 Жыл бұрын

Got me swinging my feet and shi

@clowny3605 7 ай бұрын

I remember this like it was just yesterday lol, time flies by ig

@clowny3605 2 ай бұрын

1 year? :(

@Taoutes Жыл бұрын

I think I'm beginning to like Astel with Niu almost as much as I love Roberu and Mea

@gurugurumawaru7869 Жыл бұрын

I prefer his dynamic with Asumi though

@pispleen6478 3 ай бұрын

Nothing better than coming back to watch my favorite anime, Astel Leda: Rizz is War.

@thatdarnskag5043 Жыл бұрын

You were the chosen one Niu-kin! It was said that you would destroy the embarrassment, not become it! Bring balance to the teasing, not leave it to the special-grade curse! 😫

@N0LuvZ0-05 Жыл бұрын

RIZZLEDA BACK AT IT

@korewarisu Жыл бұрын

astel the rizz god may you bless me with ur rizz 🙏

@LigerZero248 Жыл бұрын

Astel/Niu I like to see more of as Niu has grown on me. Interactions been great to watch

@Tony-qt6yp Жыл бұрын

Damn that's a cute model, and the voice is also chef kiss 🤌

@r0nin1810 Жыл бұрын

ngl..Niu has the perfect cat ear I think

@ebi88 Жыл бұрын

hydrogen bomb vs glass canon

@rdxzero Жыл бұрын

Astel with that level 99 Charisma, beating them all 1 by 1 lol

@benja9029 Жыл бұрын

how can two Curse induce too much sugar in my veins? These two will cause a diabetes outbreak if this keeps up hahah

@blazznfire8685 Жыл бұрын

Rizztel is a perfect name for him.

@zul6815 Жыл бұрын

Just like how it is with Light element is weak against Dark element, Special-Grade Curse: Astel is weak against genuine compliments

@blur2055 Жыл бұрын

HOLY SHIT I'm DYING from the Rizz War XD

@washingdeezsheesh231 Жыл бұрын

*As-kun.. I love you..* DEEEEYM *..as friend* OOF

@samsonjbriiidivina7037 Жыл бұрын

Actually when she said the first line that "she might fall for him" Astel replied on the chat so she got embarrassed because she thought that he already left haha then she followed up with that line.

@arkhielr3252 Жыл бұрын

Guess Astel's curse is getting stronger every single day..... Guess special grade excorcist Shibuharu needs to find a new way to seal his powers

@inatska1 Жыл бұрын

あまりにも甘くて虫歯できちゃいそう

@andidarmawan565 Жыл бұрын

Common Rizztel W!

@fawazasif8641 Жыл бұрын

Dam. He got the rizzzz

@thekuuderedude1737 Жыл бұрын

THE RIZZLER

@swgman Жыл бұрын

so cute lol

@swgman Жыл бұрын

Omg astel is such a rizzler

@TheSurgePhoenix Жыл бұрын

Astel casually collecting W’s

@krispynico960 Жыл бұрын

I just like how she's trying to one up him but instead it just backfires

@JasonSutisna Жыл бұрын

I'm grinning till the end w Thank you for the TL as always~

@NyanPasu002 Жыл бұрын

Teasing master Astel-kun

@8koi245 Жыл бұрын

AHHHHH CUTE

@King369I Жыл бұрын

Astel’s domain expansion is too strong!

@noluck325 Жыл бұрын

Literally "I Want to End the Game That I Love"

@kurosan0079 Жыл бұрын

I now know 2 short men who have incredibly high rizz.

@deziar7730 Жыл бұрын

ah jubutsuchan tachi in their natural habitat

@xrainag2155 Жыл бұрын

Her voice is like sukoshi otona poi ru-chan

@KomorKirin Жыл бұрын

need more of this series

@IchijoKano Жыл бұрын

🎉🎉

@infernalinfinity5391 Жыл бұрын

I feel that Niu voice and how she talk or scream is just like Nazuna

@Reydriel Жыл бұрын

I hope you get to clip Astel's Rust stream that's going on right now lol

@ThatGuyWhoComments1 Жыл бұрын

Mah boi Astel is a chad. The only male Vtuber that flirts with female Vtubers lol.

@Genji-wt8bo Жыл бұрын

I dont now if this is an act.. but I would not surprise if they really become a couple

@Phoenix1024 Жыл бұрын

1:55 Hit her directly lol

@1.2.1.0.R.I.O Жыл бұрын

All these cursed things getting me too nervous for these 2. 😅 Hopefully these play teasing lasts

@SValeriousY Жыл бұрын

Did roberu teach astel the secret to doing all of animare and hes doing a demo on niu?

@heerotomoe Жыл бұрын

Astel legit had a fan club of 70+ members in high school. He's always been smooth, it's just the curse had been carefully sealed until now.

@sdvsrfwefsadfasdf7331 Жыл бұрын

@@heerotomoe in which stream did he mention this?

@UltraZulwarn Жыл бұрын

nah, Roberu specialises in defense while Astel is full on attack

@heerotomoe Жыл бұрын

@@sdvsrfwefsadfasdf7331 he has mentioned his fan club off and on over the years, though the actual number was revealed relatively recently, I think. Can't remember which one - too many out there. There's an EN clip of it, title having something about gachikoi if I remember right

@e-rabbid9092 10 ай бұрын

I always crawl back here

@Marmalademan2 Жыл бұрын

says he never lies proceeds to flirt like crazy

@Marmalademan2 Жыл бұрын

i mean hes practically asking to be shipped at this point

@verde_ch5976 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the niu astel tee tee

@narzz7440 Жыл бұрын

need more tee tee

@e-rabbid9092 Жыл бұрын

She lost it after that defusing bomb collab. Damn, rizztel

@velfare Жыл бұрын

half-ass offense and 0 defense wkwkwk poor niu

@lunaproc4913 Жыл бұрын

This is so cute

@pon0710 Жыл бұрын

ah AsteNiu saiko

@kyouscireulch Жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAA

@devilopment3291 Жыл бұрын

I think Astel got little bit tamer (in attacking) when the team composition is 2 girl 1 astel. or someone who got his dirt. using this collab, Niu might be able to counter attack Astel in the next collab. it's different story if Astel have one partner to bring forth disaster, just like what Astel x Nayuta or Astel x Gorilla did.

@UltraZulwarn Жыл бұрын

Nayuta is more of a comedy anchor. Gorilla, on the other hand, is a catalyst that amplifies the curse 😂😂😂

@Nicolasdayo Жыл бұрын

her keybinds :o

@bitterblossom19 Жыл бұрын

Rizz is War 😂

@garlicmayonnaise8615 Жыл бұрын

Only curses can counter other curses

@deltawave9180 Жыл бұрын

Common Astel Rizz W

@loliskin 5 ай бұрын

ASMR CHOCOLATE ATTACK DID NOT WORK.

@Dinxminx123 Жыл бұрын

Ah teetee

@esmanu2329 Жыл бұрын

Probablemente el unico que esta al nivel de rizzztel es Keima Katsuragi, el dios de las conquistas

@franks777_KFP Жыл бұрын

Is it possible to learn this power? Astel and also Kaela, master rizz in hololive.

@1.2.1.0.R.I.O Жыл бұрын

Well. At least it really easy to compliment a girl/woman than dudes. 😅👍

@hungerxhunger2548 Жыл бұрын

Playboy Astel strikes again 😂

@AllanMeling Жыл бұрын

Mr. Swav

@kairokuys6991 Жыл бұрын

Part of me believes that his rizz comes from the fact that he's in Holostars and therefore an idol which gives him an ability to flirt. 😂

@azumilegoulas8039 Жыл бұрын

The guy from our company has too much rizz

@uguuv2 7 ай бұрын

Man I miss RIZZtel tho

@daebaksiot5154 Жыл бұрын

GRizzly bear