HELLO FRIENDS!! what do you guys think of my not sponsored haul? the tea is mildly warm!! xoxo, saf

I honestly wish every KZfaqr was so careful with who they let sponsor them, it's really comforting to see how much you care about what you endorse.

Everyone’s commenting about how she was told Nov-Dec would be good for her and she got engaged but no ones mentioning that she was also told that March-June of 2019 would be good for her career and in that time frame almost every video she published got over 10mil views 👀

I swear, if I was a psychic on that one app I would just tell everyone to wear pink on Wednesdays

“I don’t completely buy into it, but I’m also kind of prone to being superstitious and paranoid” Never have I related to a sentence more

companies: *tries to sponsor Safiya* Safiya: *declines* Also Safiya: *gives free advertisement by still including them in a video* Companies: I see this as an absolute win

i love how you can just say "hey, lets go to Disneyland" and Tyler is just like "sure"

She called it. March to June this year has been corona. That means everyone is at home and probably watching your videos more XD

Some notes to point out in regards to the “psychics” app, because as much as I’m willing to believe it, this whole thing seems kinda weird; 1. Starting with the thing most people pointed out-The suspiciously bot-like behavior; Namely, "Safina” being perpetually in a reading and the disjointed responses Safiya points out. Both psychics also seemed to use the same speech patterns and typed at the same pace, which is equally odd. 2. Speaking of typing pace, the fact that you can see every individual letter pop up as the psychic types is almost a dead giveaway. Notice how it's a perfectly consistent rhythm at which letters appear? A person typing on a physical keyboard would have different delays between letters, and at such a slow typing speed those delays would be obvious. I will give some credence to the fact that there are a couple typos shown, which seems a bit less bot-like, but it wouldn't be that hard to intentionally feed the bot a couple messages with typos so it would seem more human. 3. "March to June” would be good for the career: That’s a pretty wide time frame to really be able to hone in on specifics, and her videos in that timeframe seemed to do pretty much the same as any of her other videos. In fact, the video just after the timespan does better view-wise than anything within the span. 4. "November and December” two things here: A) Statistically, most engagements happen in December, B) We don't necessarily even know when Safiya and Tyler's engagement actually happened. Videos take a long time to edit, a fact that Safiya has stated before-they might've gotten engaged a few months prior to the announcement video. C) The way the psychic goes “This year will be good” then says “Especially [the rest of the year]” makes very little sense for a non-bot to say... 5. A small note about listing timeframes in general: It activates a thing called “confirmation bias,” where we will subconsciously focus more on information that confirm what we believe, rather than acknowledging what would prove otherwise. For example; If it said to be cautious during November and December, we’d probably be looking to her making the questionable decision to lob off a bunch of hair in the “KZfaq Haircut Tutorial” video in that November. 6. The non-specification and avoidance of astrology: Whether you interpret this as more evidence that points to them being bots, or as a reason to be suspicious of their readings, its undoubtedly a little questionable that both psychics dodge the question fully. Of course, not all psychics use astrology in general, but at the very least a real psychic would tell someone that who was asking whether or not astrology factored into their readings-let alone explain what drives their readings at all. 6. “Say Nice Things and Type Slow:” Above all else, the rates are high, and the psychics are definitely trying to get as much money as they can off of you. Even if they are real people, regardless of whether they have psychic abilities, they're very clearly just taking up as much time as they can with typing, and being extremely complimentary to entice you to stay. Overall, I am not at all against the concept of psychics, as I subscribe to the concept myself to a degree. This app just feels like an attempt to just get a bunch of money by exploiting people’s beliefs.

3:40 "You want to buy one box? Sorry, we're sold out." "Oh, you want to buy 3 boxes?" Sure, we have plenty!"

She said December and 13 were lucky ENGAGEMENT!

Interestingly enough the Kasamba domain was registered in 1999 - but was a general Yahoo Answers type website that said "Copyright LivePerson, Inc." until it went offline around 2008 and started forwarding to the liveperson website. A few years later, Kasamba is rebranded as the psychic website/app that Safiya used.. LivePerson deals in AI and chat bots. This is not definitive proof that it's 100% bots, but if you're considering paying for a psychic -- you will thank yourself if you take that money to a therapist instead.

We tried to bring our Sitpacks into Disneyland yesterday and they were not allowed in! They said there was a tripping hazard for other guests. We didn’t have the option to walk all the way back to our hotel so we surrendered them to security to be thrown away, unfortunately. Just a heads up for anyone who might be watching this video in 2021. Try to have a backup plan in case you can’t bring it into the park.

The one time box option being sold out was so sketchy...

This is random but if Safiya ever decides to continue her menstrual cycle series, there's a new thing called the Livia kit. You literally stick gel pads to your stomach, press a button, and supposedly POOF. PERIOD PAIN IS GONE. But its hecka expensive. I think it calls for a review! Anyone else agree?

I love how she can just 'go to disneyland' whenever she wants lol

Is no one gonna talk about that one email written in freakin COMIC SANS?! 1:37

Imagine spending $180 for a bot to tell you “your life is going to get better hun.” Over and over. Whoever was in that session I feel bad for their wallet...shit I don’t even like buying chips.

Fyi: my mate worked for a “psychic” hotline as a “psychic.” she wasn’t psychic in the slightest. She was hired to respond to callers with a script of generalised “predictions.” At first she likened it to an entertainment service, but after a while she began to feel guilty about the business charging people who were in emotionally desperate situations; many elderly, who were trying to connect to loved ones who had passed. In the end she quit, believing it to be unethical and immoral. She felt bad for the people calling in, wasting their money and reported the business to the consumers watchdog authority. However, because the marketing information states (in very, very, small letters) “for entertainment purposes only,” nothing could be done. So, be aware, if you ring psychic hotlines, it is all a bunch of crap. It is a scam preying on vulnerable people who are desperate to hear from loved ones, or to receive assurance in a life that has none. You might as well flush your money down the toilet. If you are in an emotionally bad situation, take your money and go see a qualified psychologist, or a nice day out and treat yourself.

me: wow that japanese box looks pretty good imma buy it also me: *remembers that i live in japan and i can just go to the convenience store*

Tyler is killing me with the side comments 😂 “it’s just a 4 loko” “it’s like if you smoke oregano”

I wonder if disney's just like: "Oh god, this girl again?"

“We harass the post office until they give it to us”

Ordered a Japanese snack box that was endorsed by another KZfaqr and it was a nightmare experience. They just kept charging my card and sending me boxes even though I paid the higher price for the one time box versus the subscription. Then I couldn't get a hold of customer service. They straight up ignored me. Like you said, snacks are great but the consumer experience is also important! They finally stopped when I commented on another one of the videos they sponsored, complaining about the experience and threatening to file a chargeback with my bank. Never again!

the 1 month options is "sold out"... right

As an IT student, I should say that connecting to a random strangers home WiFi isn't safe. Someone with a little bit of expertise in routing can read the data your device is sending and receiving. Look at it like this: the person can sniff out packages your sending/receiving through their router, similarly to someone setting up security cameras facing their doorbell. They put the camera on their router, they know your identity. They could even sniff out usernames and passwords if you're not protected and careful enough. So even though the WiFi map app is nice and all, don't just go connecting to a stranger's WiFi hotspot. Edit: wow, thanks for all the likes and replies y'all! This may be the biggest amount of likes I've ever gotten on a comment.

I love that safiya doesn't pretend that utube isn't a business. She knows that you don't just go "viral" it takes a lot of work to manage a channel. She seems like such a smart business women and I admire her.

I'm surprised they let you take your butt seat into Disney! They always confiscate selfie sticks because they "can be used as a weapon" but that seat looks way sturdier than a selfie stick! ...also I'm pretty sure those "psychics" were actually bots, not real people 😅 Kind of like Smart Bot.

"I'm basically just sitting on my own butt." Aren't we all, sister. Aren't we all...

I always forget that Saf started on buzzfeed. Like I’m sure being there “helped” her start her channel, but she deserves EVERY single subscriber she has, every dollar she makes on these videos, and every like she gets. She’s so creative and her and Tyler make an absolutely wonderful couple/team. So glad she left buzzfeed. Her creativity is soaring and so I, as a subscriber, am so happy to see that. She’s started so many trends and so many video “challenges”! A real breath of fresh air on KZfaq! Love you Saf! ❤️

Buying things you could have gotten for free all because of integrity. Proof that I can trust Safiya and Tyler with any endorsement ❤ we stan.

the way you speak so fluently inspires me 💙 you’re so smart and well-spoken!

Nobody: Brand: *"Dear Sean"*

This is the most meta way to talk about sponsors and I’m living for it. 🤣

*Safiya REJECTING sponsorships for 24 minutes*

The fact that none of the psychics made typos while seeing them type made me feel like they weren't even real

I feel like if that portable stool had a cushion on it then it would be great.

I would like multiple sequels to this in the (near) future.

*Safiya exposing sponsorships for 24 minutes.* 😂😂😂

This entire time I thought your last name was a pen name that was supposed to be like dragon but backwards. Nygaard. Draagyn 🤷‍♀️

*1:36* " i noticed your videos on KZfaq, it is so attractive and informative "... I love that bc they could be talking about you, or they COuld be talking about KZfaq. Who really knows?

Wait for this to become a thing everybody does now. You're so creative!

i’m always amazed that you guys can just casually drop by disneyland lmao. i don’t even have a disneyland in my country, let alone one near me

I don't believe in ghosts, but I'm still afraid of them. Does that make sense?

i love the way she says “alright”

Saf: **needs to test out product** Saf: **casually goes to Disneyland**

Queen starting new video trends each week and ain't nobody mad👏👏👏❤

Safiya : we need to go to Disneyland . Tayler : Sure . Me : shocked .

It's not sponsored but not gonna lie, Safiya totally made me wanna buy that bomb japanese box

Sis is giving us the quality tea ☕️

Thank u safiya’s mom for giving birth to a true queen blessing. I stan you

1:33 Ok I STAN those silicon brushes. If you have curly hair, you honestly won't find a better best friend. No freaking lie.

"The happy kingdom of Denmark" Me (a dane): I.. I don't feel that happy

"Said that the next year will be good for love life", YEAH YOU GOT ENGAGED !

I'd love to see a video of Safiya lost in Denmark, just yelling beer and chicken at bypassers 😂

You should do a part two of this video! It’s very interesting

Wait the silicone shampoo scrubby thing is actually pretty great. I had one and loved it

Pretty sure those "psychics" aren't even real people, let alone real psychics. Those readings have all the hallmarks of chat bots.

Psychic: Next year will be better for you dear! Me: That’s bullcrap 2019:*Saf and Ty get engaged* Me: THE PROPHECY IS REAL!!!!

My dream: Going to Disneyland Saf: *eh, just need to ta go to try out a **_stick_*

The sitpack seems great for waiting in line for concerts!

I didn't expect to see my tweet in there LOL It's always so hit or miss with sponsors, I think we've all had our fair share of verrrrryyyy strange experiences......haha

Tyler: Do you want to make a video subtly shading and calling out companies on their bs products, make a comedic video, or mess with peoples heads on sponsorships? Safiya: yes

Jesus, the psychic was actually right. Nov/Dec they got engaged, meaning loads of wedding content March-June time so a boost in her career, and her love life was great the following year due to the engagement and subsequent wedding. Crazy.

When she said she can say chicken and beer in danish, it just made me think of her sitting outside of kfc chugging a beer in Denmark 😂😂😜

I’m willing to bet that psychic app is a computer that hits on certain words and just has generated scripts

The "one time only" option on the first product being unavailable seems shady af

Wow you guys are really good, just looking at this 3 years later and no dislikes yet.... great job!

20:18 I come from the future. You got married. She was right

We stan a non-sponsored queen👌👌👏👏👍🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️

i laughed at 2:00 when i noticed you have been e-mailing with birckenstock about that sponsorship. I hope you get that sponsorship safiya, if anybody deserves more birckenstocks its you

Some of my favorite food/snack subscription boxes are Sakura co.,Tokyo Treat, and Bokksu! You should try these! They’re truly worth the money and I absolutely LOVE them!

You should do this again soon!! Love it and it’s creative and nothing better to do in quarintine

99% of comments: You predicted Tyler's proposal! 0.5%: You have great and original content! 0.5%: There was a Kasamba ad before this!

About the psychic thing, I'm getting a feeling that those are bots and not real people, especially considering how they avoided questions.

Wifi map sounds great for handhelds! Handheld consoles can’t connect to personal hotspots… Mariokart 7 online wherever I go sounds very appetizing, and I can play Tetris 99 in public to prove to my friends that I’m not that bad at it!

Me trying to remember what Saf’s career was doing in March-June 2019

how does safiya come up with the best content?!? QUEEN!

Well hey if someone tries to skip you in line, you can always whack them with your compact stick chair

Also: sitpack’s HQ is in fact here in Denmark (in Amager) but the production itself seems to be happening overseas in China (which is not unusual, but it is misleading to say it’s made here in Denmark when all they do is assemble it, not producing it) and the owner seems to be an Indian man, however that’s unclear as their website doesn’t state who’s the CEO, but the one holding the trademark for sitpack is an Indian guy

Yes! Thank you for making me giggle! You made my day!

i'm happy that you refrain from too many sponsorships. you really put thought into if you'd use the product. some youtubers have a sponsor every video...

Someone may have said this before, but most-everything in the Japanese snacks box are from the dollar store here in Japan. Not really quality brands or anything, even the ramen. That was kind of shocking and upsetting lol. The lifeguard gummy is 50 yen here, and someone those brands are too off-brand that Ive never heard of... So if anyone reads this, its not worth it imo....there are so many more tasty snacks in Japan.

Safiya is the most adult way to be a kid. Love it.

Going back and watching old vids and zenpop are actually really cool. Although i personally only see the stationery side of their boxes but yeah i forgot they even did food!😅

you should try extreme couponing

The psychic app had me laughing. Kasamba sounds just like "caçamba", a brazilian-portuguese word for a big trashcan. Seems appropriate.

SAFIYA GOT MARRIED ON NOVEMBER, THE 11TH MONTH. The first psychic was onto something

I love when people do videos like this. Too few brands offer a: we'll send you the product and just give your open feedback.

please make this a series I DEMAND MORE

the fact that safiya can keep track of all her footage, even after two months is amazing

you should try "Hello Panda" cookies they are one of my favorite snacks to have in my lunch or to snack on!

So glad I finally found this channel back afyer a few years!!!

I can't think of anything to comment, so here's a cinnamon roll recipe: Ingredients For the Dough: 1 cup whole milk one 1/4-ounce packet active dry yeast (2 1/2 teaspoons) 1/4 cup plus 1/4 teaspoon granulated sugar 4 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted, plus more for the bowl 1 large egg yolk 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract 2 3/4 cups all-purpose flour, plus more if needed 3/4 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg For the Filling: All-purpose flour, for dusting 12 tablespoons unsalted butter, softened, plus more for the pan 1/2 cup granulated sugar 3 tablespoons ground cinnamon For the Glaze: 2 cups confectioners' sugar 1/3 cup heavy cream 4 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted Directions Make the dough: Warm the milk in a medium saucepan over low heat until it reaches about 100. Remove from the heat and sprinkle in the yeast and 1/4 teaspoon sugar (don't stir). Set aside until foamy, 5 minutes. Whisk in the melted butter, egg yolk and vanilla. Whisk the flour, the remaining 1/4 cup sugar, the salt and nutmeg in the bowl of a stand mixer. Make a well in the center and pour in the yeast mixture. Mix on low speed with the dough hook until thick and slightly sticky. Knead on medium speed until the dough gathers around the hook, 6 minutes. (Add up to 2 more tablespoons flour if necessary.) Remove the dough and shape into a ball. Butter the mixer bowl and return the dough to the bowl, turning to coat with butter. Cover with plastic wrap and let rise until doubled, 1 hour 15 minutes. Roll out the dough, fill and cut into buns (see instructions below). Butter a 9-by-13-inch baking pan; place the buns cut-side down in the pan, leaving space between each. Cover with plastic wrap and let rise until doubled, 40 minutes. Preheat the oven to 325. Bake the buns until golden brown, about 35 minutes. Cool in the pan 15 minutes. Meanwhile, make the glaze: Sift the confectioners' sugar into a bowl, then whisk in the cream and melted butter. Transfer the buns to a rack and spoon the glaze on top while still warm. How to Form Cinnamon Buns 1. On a lightly floured surface, roll the dough into a 12-by-14-inch rectangle with the longer side facing you. 2. Spread with the softened butter, leaving a 1/2-inch border on the far long edge. Mix the sugar and cinnamon; sprinkle over the butter. 3. Brush the unbuttered far edge with water. Roll the dough away from you into a tight cylinder and press on the long edge to seal. 4. Cut the cylinder with a sharp knife to make 6 equal-size buns.

the psychic app looks like those typical scam sites

Safiya should have said "I am not superstitious but a little-stitious" for that pyschic app

Who else is watching this in quarantine being like March is not going good

safiya you always go above and beyond. love that!!

THAT SECOND PSYCHIC WAS RIGHT IN DECEMBER SAF GOT ENGAGED IM TRIPPIN

Watching Safia ❤️also that tarot reading gave good news of her engagement