7:05 DGR: Here’s a little fast DGR- Link: *Burble burble burb, plop* DGR: (That was quick.) DGR: Here’s a little fast DGR fast- Link: *BuRbLe BuRbLe BuRb, PlOp* DGR: Here’s a little fast- Link: *BURBLE BURBLE BURB, PLOP*

"When P is brought into the question I need to investigate it." Somethings wrong, I can feel it.

You know what I just realise. Trolls levels aren't actually troll levels cause there are no bridges for the trolls to be in. So instead they should be called. *Complicated puzzle levels with decieving trickery that slowly drains your sanity each time you die.*

Dave: "You want to smack it with your sword and jump on top" "How did I not squeeze it in there?" I'm not so sure this channel is family friendly...

When I was in high school we did Beauty and the Beast, I always said I was the star as Maurice (Belle’s Dad) because without me getting captured, the whole musical didn’t happen. Glad DGR and I share that philosophy

9:28 Dave: "Sword it. Sword the living---" *:O* *CUT*

4:58 DGR: I have no idea what's going on!!! ME:So business as usual then?

Dave is so wholesome, he doesnt earn profit from merch to help those in need, we need to appreciate how humble Dave is ❤️

Friend: What's the WiFi password? Me: Check the back of the router The back of the router af: 9:17

When someone asks: "Did you have a good day at work today?" What I say: "Oh, it was all right." What I mean: 12:20.

“Face full of bowser’s... MMMM” -DGR Dave 2019

Fun fact - DGR’s channel stands for “Dan Good Repairs”

Dave: (has a speech about how no level should be uncleard) Level he says this in: hold that thought

7:03 DGR: Here's some fast... (dies) Here's some fast... (dies) Here's some fast... (dies) Me: This is clear, DGR, DON'T SAY THAT SENTENCE!

3:47 twister mc fister action? Family friendly PG clean btw

In the following year I will write down every DGR guaranteed that you give us and someday calculate the succes rate of it! Happy New Year guys

I never realized how much unshaved DGR looks like a teenage boy until he started keeping his facial hair Edit: and when he started wearing glasses too lol

8:51 DGR: this is a really fun level What DGR actually thinks: uh oh, I am dying in front of the viewers!

Hey DGR, I started watching your videos recently and i only wanted to say that i really love that you're donating 100% of the money you make from your merch. That's amazing and i think more people should follow your way. Much appreciation!

"I'm Bowser Poppins y'all" is reffering to the scene in guardians of the Galaxy 2 when yondu was floating down and said he was "Mary Poppins yall." (In case you didn't catch that)

Whenever Dave zooms in on something, you know something bad is about to happen. Edit: Wow guys! Thank you so much for all of the likes😀😀 Edit 2: Thank you so much Dave for loving my comment!!!!!!

DGR: Alright, let's try top to bottom. Me: That's what she said!

8:17 What DGR says as a joke here, is going to start happening to him IRL now, because internet.

13:21 this title refers to the scene in guardians of the galaxy volume 2 when Yondu is slowly falling and says “IM MARY POPPINS Y’ALL”

20:54 DGR: "You coward" Me: He's not a cow he's a cat

Haha, I attempted that second level the other day, trying to steal your world record... needless to say i did not succeed. Fun to watch you play it now!

Still waiting for my level that was uploaded July 1st to get cleared

DGR... I have been watching you videos for a few months now and still entertained each time. I now bestow the utmost honor I can give. Subscribed.

20:18 Dave: "It's full of Bowsers.." *:O* *CUT*

"The oldest anarchy server in..." wait a second, wrong channel

18:31 I can't believe Dave survived those Boom Booms 😂

9:29 sword the livin'... umm

Isn’t there just something satisfying about clearing uncleared levels? Especially levels that are optimized for one time and the first clear can’t ever have there world record broken.

7:05 Me: *Laughter* 7:12 Me again: Got caught off again, huh? 7:18 Me: You know, I’m starting to get the feeling the Dave is trying to tell us something...

Troll levels: Why won't you just accept your fate and get off my land? MM2 online: Why wont you just accept your fate and get off my LAN

Dave, your descent into madness will cease, if you stay away from troll levels for a while

"I have not seen a need for a P switch yet" This is just the bomb situation all over again

The first level is just the most random level I've seen. These weird and random levels are always the most amusing, though.

DGR:(grabs cat suit)ahahaha.. well played Agathon, well played.(grabs i up)

Me: *forgets how high my earphone volume is* DGR: HELLO MY FRIENDS Me: *has a mini heart attack at 5am

22:53 Dave: Agatha has not uploaded a course since late July. Me: Looks at calendar BRUH

You need to play the "most tried uncleared expert levels". Only then it is special if you clear the level.

7:00 jokes on you, I’m watching this almost a full year later and Christmas’s is only a few days

DGR = *Don't Get Rekt* proceeds to get rekt, every episode. Love these videos.

Ol' P - Daddy can't miss a P - level!

12:21 when you see your 10/10 with other guy

Your portrayal of uncle grandfather was what inspired me to become a great Broadway actor and win 6 Grammys. Thank you young dgr

The censor at 1:28 HAHAHAHAHA too much pron dave...

Nobody: LITTERALLY NOT A SINGLE SOUL: DGR: Checkpoint City It's a beautiful city!

Dave: nut cracker express, i assume my own college nickname. Me: HOL’ UP

How did you not find the CHEESE in the beginning of the first level? You are the literal Cheese King! To cheese the level, go in the pipe, grab the shell, go back through the pipe, and kick it at the block. Then, take the shell and kick it again. Voila! The perfect cheese!

Mario Maker: *Exists* DGR: 🌚

Dave now needs to go thru the VHS tapes and his next video should be of his Nutcracker play!! WE NEED TO SEE THIS!!

LOL THE SPIKES BEHIND THE GOAL MADE ME ACTUALLY LAUGH

Dave: This looks fine Smm2: So you have chosen death

16:24 lmao best troll I've seen yet

I'm not sure if all this chaos (and it's subsequent conquering) helps or hurts my anxiety but I love this show.

6:29 it was just one spike unless they disapear when you get the flag/goal/axe because mario went to the other side of the goal thing

Dgr when he sees an uncleared level: I am going to end this whole man's career

DGR:I guess this is what they meant by the meowser falling animation I guess... (jumps to the right and completely misses p-switch that meowser was going to land on) DGR:oh wait... wait what?

It's a beautiful charity, that Extra Life charity.

nut cracker express being your old college nickname? well it is the time where most people have experimented, way to be proud :3

I’m so used to have Albert scream when it gets quiet so whenever you get quiet I get ready for a scream xd

13:26 That is a reference to both of the guardians of the galaxy movies. At one point Yondu Udonta said “im mary poppins ya’ll!”

Just watching this now and I knew the goal was where the bell was, I was screaming like go get it, that’s definitely the end

Actually never heard of Extra Life prior to this video and did some research on it. Awesome organization and awesome of you to promote it! Keep up the awesomeness up! 😎

Level ending: I am going to ruin his day by poking his eyes out with hidden spikes... wait, WHAT?! -Rasputen- DGR: THAT is the purpose of the -goggles- spike helmet!

I still have so many uncleared levels I hope they still 0 clears when you get round to doing them.

its been awhile since iv watched your channel about a couple of months to a year, and my god your voice has changed but your still doing the same content i love to watch

Me: likes the video before the add even finishes. Also me: Im a good man

In his mind: dont touch the mushroom... dont touch it.. you need a FLOWER!!

DGR: Patience Is A virtue Also DGR: COME ON!!!!! C'MON BUDDY ACTIVATE DA P!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh don't worry Meowser doesn't have to worry about Miss Meowser..that's why he's always bringing Peach over to the castle..at least according to the manga, it's for the Koopalings, to give them a mom.

Gonna need some of those great repairs for those brain cells.

You didn't understand the title of that last level? That was a callback to Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2, when Yondu is using his arrow to slowly descend. Quill said Yondu reminded him of Mary Poppins. He goes on to say "I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!"

I knew the goal was under the cat suit the whole time lol

5 days till christmas when this here was recorded? holy sheez, there is a lockdown in germany rn bc of the dumb coronavirus and people can cure themselves against the virus if they are lucky, this video ehre gives me hope for a good future

“How did I not squeeze it through there?!” That’s what he said.

Oh my WORD, he said FLIPPIN'

oh my god that was you in the kindergarten nutcracker play?! YOUR PERFORMANCE CHANGED MY LIFE, CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH??

still a couple more days of Christmas left, DGR. Merry Christmas, DGR!

Troll idea - "Kill all 8/8 Pirahna Plants" clear condition - but the last pirahna is on a parachute *and* a rail, so that it's unseen and off screen, until it falls down behind the flag/goal, 10 seconds after you get there.

That twice twice in agathas level was pretty good

Hey @DGR !!!!! I just wanted to say Thank You for the hours and hours of entertainment that you provide thru your KZfaq and Twitch channels. I really enjoy your videos!! Your Troll series is the most funniest thing I've ever seen, and the Super Expert, No Skip is so awesome! But my absolute favorite is your fairly new series (this series) involving the uncleared levels. Pure gold entertainment. Thank You so much Dave!!! Happy Holidays!!! :-)

18:48 That is the second time Dave has trolled himself by doing unnecessary ground pounds

Dave's holding back, he ain't unleashing the true evil that is super expert

Bruh I watched this 4 days before Christmas I thought this was a new video lol

Man Dave was wild in his collage days

DGR: “I’m Bowser Poppins Y’All’ I don’t know what that’s refreshing. ME: ..... have you ever seen gardens of the galaxy 2 or the move Mary Poppins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who here likes when he put the Mario arm throwing the "like, subscribe, comment" when saying: Okie Dokie?

(Young DGR); mommy, daddy why don’t I have any lines in this play?? (Young DGRs parents); well young DGR lines are overrated, that 5 second cameo in the play is the most important part. To this day DGR still believes that. Hahah..

Why he be lookin like Sal from Impractical Jokers

i legit saw the thumbnail and thought he was Sal from impractical jokers

DGR be mad with last episode still it’s been a while

what are the chances your excited for christmas and this gets recommended to me before christmas

6:55 wow 300 and some days until Christmas we are really close to Christmas now

A DGR video with over a million views is a rare sight, this video is currently one out of only 17 with that claim to fame.

Hey DGR, my friend has a level she REALLY wants you to play that's been uncleared, and was made 7/7/19. So you might come across it one day. She REALLY wants you to be the first clear. It's called "DGR's Decent Into Madness" I tried it, I can't pass it!

Hey DGR, thank you for making these videos. I just got sick with the stomach flu, this helped me be entertained while bedridden

23:40 he's about to cry!