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@martincitopantsLIVE6 күн бұрын
Play World of Tanks for free using my link: tanks.ly/3yTEvee
@Overzeal_6 күн бұрын
nah
@alwincamitz47476 күн бұрын
Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition
@Anwar-vf3hz6 күн бұрын
Florbo glorbo
@EL_ZIONOX6 күн бұрын
23 hours before the video’s uploaded? 💀
@bfdiboy75636 күн бұрын
Why does it say made 23 hours ago
@trainzman5076 күн бұрын
Told to play KV-2 with 152mm, goes into battle with the small 107mm. At least frog man tried lol
@Growlmon5 күн бұрын
I cried the moment I saw the gun. I haven't played WoT in eons and have negative desire to play it again, but that is a crime that cannot go unpunished.
@trainzman5075 күн бұрын
@@Growlmon True! I'm sadly still playing. Been playing on and off since 2011. Thats the real crime lol
@akku8455 күн бұрын
@@Growlmon so true
@OneWhoKnowsThings60095 күн бұрын
notice hes useing a press account..
@ghilliethumper9305 күн бұрын
My war thunder brain was on high alert when I saw the zis6 KV2 and I was hoping that they didn’t call the 107mm a 152mm that would make me sad as fuck.
@josefstalin80696 күн бұрын
"why is the ramming not doing anything" mayhap it is because it is a tank and not your usual target for vehicular manslaughter: a toddler
@annehock5 күн бұрын
Or families of four.
@plackt5 күн бұрын
Or Maxwell
@mariox2045 күн бұрын
Meanwhile you see a Pointcrows stream@@annehock
@spooderman40085 күн бұрын
This would be the propper use case for a semi-colon instead of a colon. :P
@christianalanwilson4345 күн бұрын
@@spooderman4008 No the proper use for a colon would be indeed be ramming.
@IRS7286 күн бұрын
39°59'37.9"N 128°12'37.9"E we found you, mart. you can't hide forever. pay your taxes, kids
@noahnunez5696 күн бұрын
this is a location to mayang dong, north korea
@InTheBoxDev6 күн бұрын
maps.app.goo.gl/2zCUVKjgyo6QUiyWA
@silverthethird.6 күн бұрын
@@noahnunez569 he wouldn't just dox him now lmfao
@Ady_Mih6 күн бұрын
@@noahnunez569 yes
@briannarice73966 күн бұрын
Why is it Yayang-Do South korea
@CCXJack6 күн бұрын
Martin... that on the KV-2.. the 107mm gun, that's a felony.
@johnngrey16 күн бұрын
Zis-6 is baby
@ramamaulana89225 күн бұрын
No 152mm gun? 😢
@panther-nk2hn5 күн бұрын
or if you play War Thunder, a premium
@Drake-ef1mg6 күн бұрын
The detail you forgot was not that you suck, you mounted the wrong KV-2 gun
@Overzeal_6 күн бұрын
His first mistake was going to TWITTER of all places for intelligent decisions
@grimking-bw1hx5 күн бұрын
I dont thi k he wanted intelegence
@christianalanwilson4345 күн бұрын
Stupidity is good content.
@amawook10725 күн бұрын
Martin? Intellect? Your funny
@Sniperboy55515 күн бұрын
@grimking-bw1hx I can’t tell if you deliberately misspelled “intelligence” or not, but I think it makes your comment even funnier.
@grimking-bw1hx5 күн бұрын
@Sniperboy5551 it was accidental
@nildzrecastellanos5 күн бұрын
>Gets asked to snipe >Chooses the Hetzer with the 105.
@RiKSh4w5 күн бұрын
Dear world of tanks: When your advertisement 'teases' me with 'tank rentals', I am immediately never going to play your stupid money maker.
@LucyWoIf5 күн бұрын
The quality difference in war thunder and world of tanks 😭
@4frost3165 күн бұрын
@@LucyWoIf yeah, one gives you free shit and the other one doesn't care about you at all. Guess which is what.
@lncoming5 күн бұрын
@@LucyWoIf One's a Gaijin title though so, instant L
@PrivateMemo5 күн бұрын
@@LucyWoIf I am assuming you're saying WoT is lower quality. But I strongly disagree. The quality of War Thunder is actually so dogshit. It's riddled with bugs, half the models are released unfinished, the music is terrible and the map design is awful. Not to mention the terrible game mechanics and the fact that there's a cycle of overpowered vehicles with every new patch. The only thing WT has over WoT, is that killing people is more satisfying than in WoT. I've got over 6k hours in WT, and the only thing that has put me off WoT after no longer playing WT, is the amount of fomo in WoT, and that I just don't want to invest that kind of time in a game anymore.
@LucyWoIf5 күн бұрын
@@PrivateMemo Personally I dislike both WT and WoT, WoT primarily because WoT uses damage instead of actual ballistics and WT being way too money hungry and grindy
@aqua40895 күн бұрын
Pretty interesting how I’ve never seen a KZfaqr play World of Tanks of their own volition, it’s always sponsored. That definitely speaks well of the game.
@UnitSe7en5 күн бұрын
Yeah it's crap. It really is. Source: Me -an ex multi-T12 player from 15 years ago
@Budz_2_YT5 күн бұрын
Yeah most WOT youtubers are kinda small
@flamethrowr_5 күн бұрын
World of tanks has a large marketing department for these sponsorships and the game is super hard and not fun for new players without any assistance from someone who actually has experience so wargaming gives them press accounts with everything in the game unlocked to just muck around with long enough to make an appealing video. WoT isn't a terrible game but it is NOT new player friendly (although it has made leaps and bounds of improvements recently) and most of the game is RNG based so you can get really unlucky and it's easy to get mad at the game. (I've played WoT for over 10 years)
@christianalanwilson4345 күн бұрын
I've actually tried and played Wart Hunter for a while, was never interested in WoT because it looks like War Thunder but slightly worse.
@LettuceGayming5 күн бұрын
@@christianalanwilson434yeah, in my experience the only thing WoT has over wart hunter is they have very silly tanks that wart hunter will never add because they never existed
@Minty-dq9dq5 күн бұрын
0:05 I can confirm that is all 32 fingers
@6th_Army5 күн бұрын
Martin : KV-2 with 152mm HE Martin : uses KV-2 with 107mm HE
@mr.tweaty5 күн бұрын
why is a 107mm even an option
@6th_Army4 күн бұрын
@@mr.tweaty Well it's objectively the better gun for the KV-2. But it's not the fun gun.
@rosant70746 күн бұрын
0:12 35k Dollar montly. No toilet. No water. No electricity. No doors.
@coyote477135 күн бұрын
You're right. It's new york so it should've been 200k a month
@brogatto5 күн бұрын
Accurate NY housing situation
@S599645 күн бұрын
Squatting is allowed in NY. Entire city is basically a toilet. Leaky pipes provide enough moisture and a great source of lead. (very healthy) Just hook some cables to a nearby power line. Broken glass and used needles will discourage any home invader.
@CobraDBlade5 күн бұрын
I actually did use ramming tactics with the E50M back when I used to play WOT. If you could catch someone at the bottom of a hill and clang into them at full speed with the modules that reduce the damage you took when ramming you could take 500+ points of health off them without suffering too much yourself.
@flamethrowr_5 күн бұрын
E50m is arguably the best tank in the game for ramming, good power to weight ratio, heavy, and thick armor.
@liamobrien94515 күн бұрын
I'm trying to remember from my wot days, does ramming count the same as HE damage? So ramming unarmored tanks does more damage
@thephoenixfromtheashes12425 күн бұрын
@liamobrien9451 it's not the same as HE, but yeah, damage depends on the armour, weight and speed
@TV-qm8ob6 күн бұрын
Beans
@greer5466 күн бұрын
immense
@raphaelalcala67406 күн бұрын
Beans
@user-pj6ro9mh7e6 күн бұрын
so close bru (i commented second)
@user-zk7vj9fk3p6 күн бұрын
Baked beans
@Boat_Dont_Float6 күн бұрын
so real
@polarbear46206 күн бұрын
the only thing funnier than mart making the invite code "fart" is the fact that several executives at wargaming AGREED to it
@Albinospenguin5 күн бұрын
They didnt, they certainly have a generator for all their sponsorships. Maybe one human of the communication department checked it but doubtful there is anything more.
@__lasevix_5 күн бұрын
Nah, not executives That shit only requires one middle manager from publicity to click a button
@Hendlton5 күн бұрын
Executives at game companies don't deal with random youtubers.
@IncarnateSable5 күн бұрын
@@Hendlton The CEO of Twitch showed up on a GTA roleplayers channel
@Hendlton5 күн бұрын
@@IncarnateSable He showed up on many channels, it's his thing. But he's the exception.
@billnyetherussianspy18455 күн бұрын
6:43 as an Austrian i do not need a pigeon, only a backpack and my austrian iron will.
@panther-nk2hn5 күн бұрын
just don't wash out of any art schools on your way, or we might have a problem on our hands
@omegast4r9385 күн бұрын
@@panther-nk2hngas prices are already high enough as it is
@LdWDracoFugit4 күн бұрын
That poor resident of Fugging 29 is gonna get a whole lot of mail...
@Bubbadevlin5 күн бұрын
Play the kv2 with the 152mm gun - proceeds to play the thing with the shitty 107 Also never put any equipment on anything which is unfortunate to see
@flamethrowr_5 күн бұрын
he did in the end with the fv4005
@TailsIsDisappointed6 күн бұрын
Please attempt the tactic of attaching your refrigerator to a 76mm M4A3E2 Jumbo tank cannon with an added 12.7mm M2HB machine gun and 101mm casted hull armor. I would do it myself but my state unfortunately outlawed sleeping in your fridge outside.
@TailsIsDisappointed6 күн бұрын
FYI, the refrigerator would be encased in the 101m casted steel, that would be the hull, the freezer door will be the commanders hatch.
@adhamhazwan2315 күн бұрын
Why not use galvanised steel instead?
@sammyjones82795 күн бұрын
If you add wheels and a lawn mower engine it could be legally classified as an off-road vehicle and not subject to laws designed for home appliances, but the woke mob will "cancel you" if you ever drive it "down the interstate 95 at 87 miles per hour while intoxicated"
@EmjrRockz5 күн бұрын
With your aunts rivets or whatever the fuck they're called
@sammyjones82795 күн бұрын
If you add wheels and a lawn mower engine it could be theoretically classified as an off-road vehicle and not subject to laws for home appliances, but the woke mob will "cancel you" if you ever drive it "down the interstate 95 at 87 miles per hour while intoxicated"
@Funnylegoguy5 күн бұрын
Fun fact about the TOG: It’s so heavy that it can’t be removed out of the museum it’s in without destroying the ground it would move across. (Thank you Therussianbadger for that fun fact)
@UPTHERAWT5 күн бұрын
“ i should probably go to sleep its 4 in the morning “ “ ooh martin posted a new video yay”
@Diagi_Surround6 күн бұрын
OMG Galvanized square steel. BEST PART!
@NocturnalTyphlosion5 күн бұрын
now he just needs some eco-friendly wood veneers
@deletedscenes98145 күн бұрын
and he needs some screws from his aunt
@paulpriglinger41545 күн бұрын
@@NocturnalTyphlosion and borrow some parts from his aunt
@Jeff-sr6fx4 күн бұрын
And summoned eagle
@TheUndeadslayer2215 күн бұрын
Bro mentioned McDonalds? Bruh, in Australia, it's "Maccas"
@NaomiAngel-h1y5 күн бұрын
8:24 hearing the Rusty Cage music was like a butterfly kick to the ear
@nopechucktesta47065 күн бұрын
Electronic whore here, point and laugh boys!
@CrustyDustyDinasaurs5 күн бұрын
Martin will do anything to avoid doing a Just Cause 4 speedrun
@bfdiboy75636 күн бұрын
I am here to stop the people that say first
@yuritrainspotting5 күн бұрын
0:32 bro thought it was a war thunder video
@megalight_czgames10356 күн бұрын
You should have used a 152mm cannon on the KV-2, not the pinocchio one :D
@therealspicybadger50715 күн бұрын
Tanks drive, you know what else drives... Finland, Finland calls Martin
@airlightshockZOV5 күн бұрын
No Mart, Play WarThunder Mart, The snail wants you Mart
@HAUR6665 күн бұрын
A sideshot doesn't kill a tank 💀 A front shot at a 90 degree armor angle doesn't kill 💀 A random shoot kills 👍
@grey-vu7nr6 күн бұрын
metal boxes go vroom
@swawslord6 күн бұрын
We have failed you Martin my boy.
@Boomblox58963 күн бұрын
This got me wondering if someone has ever tried making a Co-op Tank game where all players are piled inside the same tank and must operate the tank together in first-person. No third-person driving. You need a buddy to spot you.
@Grabnok6 күн бұрын
That invite code almost makes me wanna actually download the game! Almost. You almost had me
@Wuzzup1296 күн бұрын
FARTincitopants.
@christianalanwilson4345 күн бұрын
gottem
@NocturnalTyphlosion5 күн бұрын
FARTinSHITopants
@CJukes5 күн бұрын
Fartinsideyourpants
@squirt23844 күн бұрын
Fartinshitmypants
@leodavis42426 күн бұрын
Mart, neither tactics nor tanks can help you evade Finland. Finland will never forget
@LettuceGayming5 күн бұрын
Him not playing the Bt-42 is a crime against finland, and the final straw
@vladgabrielmatei91285 күн бұрын
Nor does Mart. He only maintains his very fragile sanity
@ItsDaNewGuy4 күн бұрын
By the way. T95's nickname is the Doom Turtle. And the Hetzer's nickname is just Tutel. The Foch is not a part of the Tutel group.
@Android_ELITE5 күн бұрын
I haven’t even played this game seriously for 8 years and this was still immensely painful to watch lmao
@colonelmoutard286 күн бұрын
My guy is playing both sides of tank games
@jaba-_-6 күн бұрын
Tunker in his pents the matincito here
@smile-ip8pw5 күн бұрын
Arr it is nice seeing more of the funny stop motion. Bring back memories.
@casuallyafurry4 күн бұрын
Hey. Thanks for uploading g this video man, it made me feel better, got to smile a bit and laugh. My grandpa died a couple hours ago, this helped ease it a bit
@janondrusek45576 күн бұрын
2:45 *not a kv2 152mm gun xdd
@MrGlorpington6 күн бұрын
i like bread
@kopajj5 күн бұрын
0:15 don’t forget to borrow screws from your aunt. And, of course, eco friendly wood veneers
@LettuceGayming5 күн бұрын
Your crimes against finland would have been repaid had you played the Bt-42, but you did not. Finland will not forget, nor will they forgive
@Gdog1176 күн бұрын
Milk
@CrashOzzy12235 күн бұрын
0:03 so about the “object” on the ceiling.
@GooseWaffe3 күн бұрын
Martin brought out the old mighty jingles laugh a couple times in this video
@thisisafox19615 күн бұрын
I like how this video probably had the opposite effect of what World of Tanks intended, it just makes it seem like it's impossible to try anything fun and have any success.
@toastghost43206 күн бұрын
Fun fact: I have not watched the video yet.
@Imbad222346 күн бұрын
Erm frog
@metalbrony20125 күн бұрын
Nah. Not even god tier editing can make this game fun to watch.
@petepie7895 күн бұрын
I love how the only way someone will play this game is when they get paid to do it, explaining a lot about it.
@CorruptedGrass6 күн бұрын
Definitely not a world of tanks ad… Finland is calling Mart
@hilotakenaka6 күн бұрын
Why would Finland call a grocery store like that?
@WandenWaffler6 күн бұрын
Finland dosnt forget mart
@StalledAgate8325 күн бұрын
I'm gonna be real.. i haven't played WoT since around when the Tiger 131 was still new. Seeing a Matilda "Black Prince" made me want to die, especially knowing that the Black Prince was a Churchill with a 17pdr and that turret they slapped on is that of a Cromwell. Also, wrong KV-2. That's the 107mm ZiS-6, not the actual KV-2 with the 152mm M-10T.
@user-kf7oq6uw8f5 күн бұрын
0:52 "get this tank forever: [shows Matilda BP]" Ahh, now I see why the invite code is "FART", very fitting indeed.
@jonashenningmuller69552 күн бұрын
Is the Tank that bad ?
@71tofu5 күн бұрын
I'm sorry, I'm going through this and I don't recall you ever mentioning WoT before so I can only assume you're on a dev acc with full access, so there really needs to be a disclaimer that you've not played the game, for free, to get all these tanks on your own. This is sort of false advertisement in a way, because this is NOT what this game is like. It is a painful struggle, and there is only fun at the 1-5 range where you're still advancing at a reasonable pace. After that, it's being under gunned and under powered 99% of the time. Got about five minutes in and I sort of said "This is not what the game is quite like. There is no fun here, only suffering."
@DrJoker16235 күн бұрын
May I remind you that games are made to have fun? If you are in a state of a painful struggle, you are doing something wrong. WoT can be enjoyed, just don't get yourself caught up in the idea that you MUST go to battle on THIS tank, that you MUST go on THIS branch of the research tree. Have fun for once, get some enjoyable early tanks of III or IV level, make upgrading into a hobby, not a routine task.
@mr.tweaty5 күн бұрын
@@DrJoker1623 From how I've seen this game be handled recently, I feel confident in saying the focus isn't exactly on being fun anymore...
@DrJoker16235 күн бұрын
@mr.tweaty player sets the focus for himself. Nobody is forcing players to tryhard or suffer. It's not the game that is painful to play. It's the attitude of some players that is like that. I play it myself, have been playing it for ten years now, I have only advanced to IX, because I didn't feel like grinding anything for years at a time. The game is genuinely fun to play, you just need to not ruin it yourself.
@MAINTAKECOMPUTERS5 күн бұрын
Finland is waiting, martin
@Lakiguy5 күн бұрын
Nice reference in the the thumbnail, however Finland never forgets, Mart
@rabbit88805 күн бұрын
"man, I could use some galvanized square steel" bro knows what he needs
@tobiaskvellestad61286 күн бұрын
Love your Chanel bro😘😘
@tobiaskvellestad61286 күн бұрын
Channel*
@oimate3516 күн бұрын
The only thing more stupid than these tactics is you ignoring Finland's call
@swawslord6 күн бұрын
Nice System era profile pick!
@jensrobot5 күн бұрын
Not using the 152mm on kv2 is downright criminal, it hurt to watch lmao
@The_Reaper_Cat5 күн бұрын
That's so damn cool that you were able to have your own invite code like that 😂
@Star-ef6dr5 күн бұрын
I love how WoT pays content creators to basically grief the player base Players like this with barely any understanding of the game in high tier games are the joke of the community and no one wants them there Also as an advertisement for the game using an account provided with everything unlocked it is extremely deceptive to people that have never played before
@MrInsomknight6 күн бұрын
27 seconds and only 4 views, bro fell off big time
@emilioleondelgado42286 күн бұрын
YESS MARTIN POSTED, WE HAVING A DECENT DAY
@panzerdespenser90305 күн бұрын
2:56 I thought the one crucial detail was that the KV-2 wasn't armed with a 152
@imakeplaylists1596 күн бұрын
Use code FART😂 I absolutely love when companies have a sense of humour
@user-pj6ro9mh7e6 күн бұрын
plz like this comment martin
@grand_nic76866 күн бұрын
You get a downdoot for this one
@billiam_bob6 күн бұрын
like it, martin
@yankee.whte.6 күн бұрын
no
@Wuzzup1296 күн бұрын
FARTin
@jackwhittaker41256 күн бұрын
Why you so desperate for attention?
@PsychoDigs5 күн бұрын
man im glad i saw the first thumbnail you put, focken gold
@IhminenOfficial2 сағат бұрын
Fun fact: you cant utilize your 1500 hp if you let the O-I smack your side with a force of an entire nation taxing you 600 hp per shot.
@HfCN-gr2jr6 күн бұрын
13 second gang 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
@michaelwesten46246 күн бұрын
Shut with the cringe
@user-zk7vj9fk3p6 күн бұрын
3 min gang
@TM-45.6 күн бұрын
*You* *should* ⚡🙍🏿♂️⚡ *NOW* ‼️
@ianbrown36896 күн бұрын
ORANGES ARE ORANGE BUT APPLES ARE RED WHATT????
@dudemp45 күн бұрын
2 decades gang
@lachlandeith77096 күн бұрын
4 views in 13 seconds, bro fell off
@user-wr7kx1ye4r5 күн бұрын
I definitely felt pain seeing 2 T95 staying in bushes
@Tk-nf2xd5 күн бұрын
I love that you're using the SoT music
@billybobjohnadamjoe5 күн бұрын
You chose a lot of Klezmer background music for this vid. Very nice 👍
@benedictdauphin81402 күн бұрын
The factory is waiting for you martin, you cant escape martin, THE FACTORY MUST GROW MARTIN, THE PEOTESTERS ARE INCREASING, EXPAND THE FACTORY
@rara3538Күн бұрын
martin: makes funny overused joke also martin: shoots u in the head for repeating it
@All_Original6 күн бұрын
Less go another banger upload
@BunbunSakti5 күн бұрын
Honey, finally martin upload.
@karelkavale96905 күн бұрын
6:42 Tis just a three day walk.....time for an epic adventure
@chrissugg9685 күн бұрын
Best tactic ever was before the physics patch in around 2014(?) when stationary tanks and wrecks couldn't be moved. You could take a platoon of three TOGs, park them sideways across the northeast passage on Pearl River and completely block that entire side of the map.
@ericb315723 сағат бұрын
oh, 8:00 reminded me of an old video where someone said it really annoys him when someone apparently goes AFK and leaves his controller upside down... "they just keep spinning and spinning and SPINNING..."
@WorasLT5 күн бұрын
Lemming rush is the one - still persisting after 15 years.
@shinjutsu27735 күн бұрын
I wonder how the sponsorship would feel if ya dont get every tank unlocked and have to work your way up. Might represent more realistically what the game really is like
@blysz3yk5 күн бұрын
Man, this game really is just a shell of what it used to be
@hollowstarfire3 күн бұрын
Honestly? This has been the most convincing ad for World of Tanks yet
@dominicmetz79095 күн бұрын
The rat having a seizure was a good touch
@yourfriendlyirishdude86265 күн бұрын
Now we need to make Mart suffer in War Thunder
@humaninapot5 күн бұрын
That lettuce moment read my mind.
@tranterminus4 күн бұрын
Bro, there's always someone that suggest to leak classified documents to "make it more realistic".
@Sniperboy55515 күн бұрын
I love Martin’s manic energy. It’s almost like coca… never mind
@Roving_and_Crafting5 күн бұрын
I love the German Death Fridge, even though I don't play World of Tanks. It's called the Maus, translating to, obviously, mouse. Its hilarious because it's also the only prototype superheavy tank, and is just awesome.
@TM_Em0lga5 күн бұрын
Finland…never…forgets…Finland NEVER…forgives.
@Sponkest4 күн бұрын
He really needed that galvanized square steel bolted to the wall with screws borrowed from his second aunt and covered with eco friendly wood veneers
@TheWarlock975 күн бұрын
I miss going full “UHRAAAAAAAA!” with the AT2 back when it had 252mm of frontal armour with liner, vents, and tracks. Had basically god mode to enemy arty.