I'm all moved in to my new house, gamers! Will try to keep up on weekly uploads but I'm still furnishing this little bitch, so if videos are a couple days late you know why :)

I somehow forgot that Swagger memorized the Shakespeare thing because he thought it would get him laid in high school

"He's dyslexic!" Recites Shakespeare

“That’s a lyft Swagger.” Immediately gets run over.

Bro is that “hold her tighter she’s a fighter” Schneider?

swagger will never let himself forget the hamlet speech, will he?

“If you can’t move the light you’re gonna see it” well that escalated quickly 😂

8:26, is anyone else actually impressed with swaggers quickdraw when slime asked if they should kill him? Lmao

Dan “The Man With The Plan To Get Your Daughter In The Van” Schneider?

“Hey how are ya” I love hearing that omg

When he does the Shakespeare bit again and it was just as good as it was the first time

Early video: Swagger is dyslexic Late Video: Swagger literally reciting Shakespeare with an english accent perfectly

"I'm so high he sounded like he was talking backwards"

Swagger says he's innocent, and those hips don't lie.

When you hear the “hey how are ya” you Know your life is over

Byze: what kind of english accent?? Swagger: *_im bouta end this mans whole career_* 9:01

"Not sure he's being AIDs enough" "HEY SISTERS"

*Swagger kills Byze* Swagger: Awh I didn't mean it! Byze: Ah it's fine And this class is a great example of Stockholm syndrome...

2:12 “ Wait no swagger that’s a Lyft!!”🤣🤣

“I’m uuh waiting for my Uber.” “No Swaggers Stop thats A LYFT!”

Slime: “I’m terrorist, what does that mean” BYZE: “that means you stay away from me”

I’m not showing my feet

I like how he just gave Hamlet's entire suicide speech

To be, or not to be: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep; No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause: there's the respect That makes calamity of so long life; For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The pangs of despised love, the law's delay, The insolence of office and the spurns That patient merit of the unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of something after death, The undiscover'd country from whose bourn No traveller returns, puzzles the will And makes us rather bear those ills we have Than fly to others that we know not of? Thus conscience does make cowards of us all; And thus the native hue of resolution Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, And enterprises of great pith and moment With this regard their currents turn awry, And lose the name of action.-Soft you now! The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons Be all my sins remember'd. -Swagger 9:02

When he said “To be or not to be, that is the question. Weather tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them. To die, to sleep no more, to sleep to say that we end the heartache. And the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to.” I felt that 🙌👏

“This music is making me uncomf- Seconds later: “I’m vibing with it!”

The fact he has the entire "to be or not to be" memorized gets me everytime. I've heard him do it a handful of times and its beautiful

"if you can't move the light, you are gonna see it, BYE BYE" -Slimecicle 2019

1:46 "No traitor could move like that!" Lmao

No one: Swagger: HEEEEEEEEY

What if you wanted to go to heaven, but God said: "hey, how are you?"

8:10 Wh- That’s litterally Fran Bows plot twist

"If you won't move the light you're gonna see it bye bye!" -Slimesicle

*says the music is making him uncomfortable* *vibes anyway* same lol

“If you can’t move the light, you can see it! Bye bye!” That part had me dying.😂

9:01 I swear swagger can get anyone to be on his side on anything with this one bit.

9:02 where is his Oscars Academy Award

I love how he taught BYZE how to load the shotgun, and then killed him. My perspective of that was to never trust anyone.

i have never clicked off of porn so fast in my life

"No swagger that's a Lyft" I have never laughed this hard

"No, Swagger! THAT'S A LYFT!"

When goop and misfits cross over it’s truly a beautiful site

Swagger kinda sounded like those LEGO guys that yell “HEY!” In those LEGO commercials in the beginning😂

6:48 "If you can't move the light your gonna see it, bye bye!"

The most unappreciated joke “OH NO SWAGGER THATS A LYFT!”

0:14 Me when swagger uploads :)

Never rushed out the shower so fast in my life

"WAIT SWAGGER NO THAT'S A LYFT!"

I'm a simple man, I see Shlatt I invest

Swagger: And then you shoot again *shoots byze*

1:42 Straight vibin’ doe

Swagger: Has Slime in a video Me: *smiles profusely*

"Wait no Swagger! That's a Lyft!" I fell off my chair

Who else had replayed this part 1000 times 9:02

I’m loving the vr stuff you do 🤙🏻

This was the first VR video I've watched and it was great!

This just made my day complete

God damn definitely watched the entire vid it was a good one

I love your content swagger, your vids always make me laugh my ass off and your podcast is so entertaining ❤️

I needed this my day is better now.

This is exactly what I need rn

I was legitimately just listening to the podcast swags, good timing

I dropped my food when I sae this was uploaded a minute ago😂

Really enjoying the new content with jschlatt, Traves and their group mixed in :)

His English accent bit was amazing, I legitimately haven’t laughed that hard in awhile. Thanks swagger for the goofs

"If you can't move the light you can't see it" hit different

“You’ve just killed both your parents” Itachi flashbacks

Wonderful movie you guys made! It had me feeling so much! Anger! Despair! Joy! Sadness! Bravo 👏👏👏👏😭😭😭

I wait so patiently for Swagger's videos. And then, like a white rabbit, emerging from the soft snow...a video appears in my feed. That right there, is my highlight of the month 🖤

Swagger's post today was my late birthday gift on Sunday

I was gonna research minecraft, but swagger uploaded, so I'm here now

I love these VR vids of yours 😂🤣

I love all these guys

“Hey how are ya?” *gets ran over* “Welp”

after remembering the “Two be or not to be” paragraph it still didn’t get him laid in high school. RIP

Keep up the great work swagger u honestly have helped me though some hard moments and I thank you for that it’s amazing what laughter can do

So happy to see Slimecicle in Swagger’s videos. Been waiting for this for *so* long.

Me 5 seconds into the video: "Are you gonna shoot him in the face?" Swaggersouls 10 seconds later: *Shoots him in the face* I knew it 😂😂

Me: goes to comments to see if people are also stoked to see jshlatt Also me: :(

It's always nice when swagger uploads

This here is gold!!

Can we just have a Swagger podcast were its just him and he talks in a english accent

No one: Literally one: Swagger when it's time for Mid Evil times in Soical Studys: 9:01

Fantastic az alwayz. Im falling asleep ddunkn to thiz so koodos

im soo glad slimecicle plays with swagger, theyre like my fav content creators

Yo swagger I was just listening to the misfits podcasts with you in it

Was watching misfits when this popped up

So happy to see a friend's map getting played by big names!

collabs get more epic by the day

8:17 “u wanna just shrug* n shoot this guy?” Swagger-souls’ gun: *click*

10:14 that's has got to be the weirdest porn I have ever seen

I always laugh super hard in your videos swagger, keep it up! ❤️

thank u for all of ur entertain ing vids u get me through everything and i don't feel like i should be on Earth anymore😢

0:11 *insert to be continued meme *

0:27 how I imagine my first day at the isis camp

Gotta love to see GOOP gettin into your Misfitz

hilarious to see you playing with slime now, cool to see his channel grow to a level of playing with swagger

I wonder if Swagger still has the 'to be or not to be' speech memorized

2:33 immediately skip back 10 seconds

this is masterpiece