Tucker Hosts “Demonic” Ex-Pres | A Self-Firing Handgun | Jones & Pearson Become National Heroes

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Tucker Hosts “Demonic” Ex-Pres | A Self-Firing Handgun | Jones & Pearson Become National Heroes

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Жыл бұрын

The former president talked nukes on Fox News last night, the government can’t recall firearms even when they have deadly defects, and Justin Jones and Justin Pearson have become national heroes while being reinstated to their seats in the Tennessee state legislature.
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@Sitarya Жыл бұрын

"They don't understand whatever it is you're supposed to understand." That says it all.

@gbunton Жыл бұрын

The RNC will go with that as his new campaign slogan

@bobcourtier4674 Жыл бұрын

“They say that’s what everyone is saying”.

@louiebee6745 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, what he said.

@SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын

Justin & Justin got the national spotlight put on them by Tennessee Republicans, and people like what they see! They are 2 fighters with huge leadership potential.

@8088I Жыл бұрын

You can't expell The Truth!

@8088I Жыл бұрын

Nor, 'The Two Justins' & the American Way!

@8088I Жыл бұрын

Hopefully, these two fine 'Justins' will be Nominated and Awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for their tremendously brave struggle & sacrifice for protecting the Lives of a Whole Generation of the up and coming Americans. Now, that would be 'Justice!' :-) 👍 ✌️ 🖖

@lynnebarrett9912 Жыл бұрын

They're also famous worldwide!! Ooopsy Tennessee!! No visitors coming to your awful state.

@Marijuanifornia Жыл бұрын

@@8088I None of you would accept Truth even if it was on an official US Federal government website paid for by your tax dollars. This is proven by the 1942 USDA video *Hemp for Victory* that is on an official US Federal government website paid for by your tax dollars.

@dingalingmasterpiecetheater Жыл бұрын

Those two gentlemen that got reinstated in TN... they WILL be future forces to be reckoned with!

@kingayy9267 Жыл бұрын

They already are! Both of them conducted themselves with professionalism, grace, and maturity not matched by anyone on the GOP side.

@christophercarr8976 Жыл бұрын

Let me correct you there Steven, they’re INTERNATIONAL hero’s! Their story has gone round the world and we’re all on their side!

@pamelabennett1492 Жыл бұрын

We stand with the Tennessee Three!

@janetgerritsen9155 Жыл бұрын

We saw it in the Netherlands

@mariag.8242 Жыл бұрын

🇨🇦 ❤ T3

@thunkjunk Жыл бұрын

I'm not on their side. And they are NOT heroes. I went and watched all of the publicly available video of the TN General Assembly concerning these two and you should too. They disrupt and are often misrepresenting what is happening in the House. Even today, Jones called someone a "bigot" when it is apparent Jones either doesn't understand the legislation or purposefully misrepresents it. They are disgusting. They were expelled for good reason for which you can easily watch the process if you want to.

@zelgadis55tmnt35 Жыл бұрын

Heard about it here in Australia, was disgusted and appalled by the Republicans' behaviour and overjoyed to see the quick turn around on them being returned to their elected roles. About the only good thing to come out of the garbage the Republicans pulled is the spotlight on their behaviour and the fact that Justin and Justin have been seen and heard. EVERYWHERE! If I were capable of voting over there, the Tennessee three would totally have my support!

@lw3269 Жыл бұрын

"Moderate, sensible, and wise": A description of Dump given by no one ever.

@Slo-ryde Жыл бұрын

This is akin to a WWE wrestler giving an interview…. It was all scripted!

@stevewebber707 Жыл бұрын

"They don't understand whatever it is you have to understand." That self burn needs more than those firefighters to put out.

@stevematthews4725 Жыл бұрын

"You just shot yourself in the nuts" will forever be in my vocabulary. Legendary line! Thank you or your workers. See you next Episode!

@pamelabennett1492 Жыл бұрын

Impressive! Classic and unforgetably succint synopsis!!

@JeromeBellon Жыл бұрын

"Guns don't kill people"... except the Sig Sauer P320 apparently.

@rock-n-rollfoodie Жыл бұрын

Stephan and writers … FIRE monologue! Keep voting blue America 💙

@8088I Жыл бұрын

$1 Billion is waay too little with respect to the amount of damage Fox has done !!

@zoeydeu2261 Жыл бұрын

Hope the jury awards Dominion $2 billion dollars extra in damages :)

@AINamedthis Жыл бұрын

It should be enough to end fox news. They've proven with the strongest deformation case in U.S. history, they are propaganda and unreliable. They should bar tucker, Ingram, and hannity from any form of journalism.

@RuleroftheSandcastle Жыл бұрын

So close to being a haiku.

@PeanutsMommy Жыл бұрын

Don't forget, SmartMatic is suing Faux News for, I think, a billion dollars as well.

@whatever77ism Жыл бұрын

It's a good start 😂

@gus.smedstad Жыл бұрын

I’m surprised the 5 year old wasn’t a big kid, strong kid, with tears in his eyes.

@chrisbeer5685 Жыл бұрын

That must be the most excited anyone has ever been to get back to work 😂

@charlesmartin1121 Жыл бұрын

Colbert the tonic that soothes.

@stopfakenews8368 Жыл бұрын

Thanks, Made me vomit a little in my mouth.

@openminds8765 Жыл бұрын

@@stopfakenews8368 I am sure that is not the only thing in your mouth - Tea Bag Republican 🌰🌰

@oppositeofh8 Жыл бұрын

you're confusing him with "meanwhile". 😉😸

@psychmatisa Жыл бұрын

@@stopfakenews8368 then don’t watch lol

@psychmatisa Жыл бұрын

He keeps me sane since 2020

@Tim_Shu Жыл бұрын

Now the world knows who the Tennessee 3 are 🤣 Good move guys ✊🏾

@tonymoruzzi Жыл бұрын

“They don’t understand what they don’t understand” Monty python couldn’t have done any better.

@LaSnob711 Жыл бұрын

Great message to the gun totin' GOP lunatics, Steven 😂 🎉 And by the way... They gave them an international platform ... Greetings from the EU! 😅

@NoToAllOfThat Жыл бұрын

Pearson and Jones are awesome, I’m so impressed and thankful

@krabz9390 Жыл бұрын

Jones is a psychopathic liar who attacks random motorists with traffic cones. Not seeing through bullshit is the most democrat thing ever.

@mkiel705 Жыл бұрын

Or As I Call Them "The Justins"

@Markus_Andrew Жыл бұрын

"They don't understand life, they don't understand whatever it is you have to understand" - sagacious words from the guy who doesn't understand an umbrella.

@oscargr_ Жыл бұрын

So, not sagacious words

@Wednesdaywoe1975 Жыл бұрын

Or toilet paper. Or ties. Or anything, really.

@gus.smedstad Жыл бұрын

Or toilets. Dude, if it doesn’t flush the first time, you clogged it. Flushing it “10, 15 times” is just going to make it far worse. You’d have to be a complete moron not to realize by flush #3 that “flushing to more” isn’t going to work, let alone 10.

@Markus_Andrew Жыл бұрын

@@gus.smedstad True. But maybe that's how many flushes it takes to get a classified document to go down.

@EclecticFruit Жыл бұрын

Thank you for "sagacious"; I learned something new today.

@musiclifegage7370 Жыл бұрын

What a great thing and what a fabulous moment for the history books. ❤️🙏🏻 Keep keepin on, America. 👏🏻

@Sandi-ke9mi Жыл бұрын

I’ll take Joe Biden’s stories over that other guys any day of the week. 😎 Arizona just voted out a republican. The Tennessee three got reinstated. I have hope.

@gmailrockmcbride49508 Жыл бұрын

It was only two. The 2 black men.

@jacksparrow3490 Жыл бұрын

You have hope for what? America to be a 3rd world nation here soon? You clowns love being brainwashed. The Democrats are cultists. Prove me wrong.

@raspeth Жыл бұрын

Yes!!!

@Leonaza7 Жыл бұрын

I still laugh seeing the word "credibility" anywhere near FOX. They couldn't spell it, let alone have it. 🤣🤣

@danielgehring7437 Жыл бұрын

I hear if you get one of the hosts of Fox and Friends to say it, they're forced to return to the fifth dimension for a minimum of 90 days.

@lenawagenfuehr53 Жыл бұрын

Fox news- the OG Buzzfeed

@julieutley2073 Жыл бұрын

Well, you know, they tried applying for a credit card there and got no answer at all.

@ShannonJacobs0 Жыл бұрын

How is the google profiting from one-liner sock puppets making comments? Plus more offensive ads! Maybe depoliticizing America's legal system would help? So: "A nonpartisan Justice may compel two recusals by junior partisan Justices." How about that idea?

@mikeoxbig7931 Жыл бұрын

Nothing proves Fox’s innocence like withholding evidence from the judge and getting sanctioned for it 😆

@Marijuanifornia Жыл бұрын

Nothing proves America's impotence like having all of the evidence broadcast on national television for years and yet they're still "investigating" any wrongdoing.

@RobedLogic Жыл бұрын

didn't you regurgitate this on another video? you've got an army of ass kissing vote-swinging bots following your comments and this entire blue scene has become a disgrace. You people live in perpetual agony and fear, and bathe in hatred.

@gregparrott Жыл бұрын

I missed that! When did Fox get sanctioned and what was it that they were found to be hiding?

@ChristophBrinkmann Жыл бұрын

@@gregparrottProof they knew The Big Lie was that

@nicholashall4625 Жыл бұрын

@@gregparrott they were sanctioned in the last couple of days for withholding evidence. For example the evidence at issue included recordings a former Fox employee made of Rudy Giuliani, a lawyer for former President Donald Trump, saying before pre-taped Fox appearances that he did not have any evidence to back up the false allegations of election rigging by Dominion in the 2020 race that are at the heart of the lawsuit.

@joenisnapje712 Жыл бұрын

There is hope still 👍🏻 Fantastic both Justins were reinstated. Put them on your show Steven ✌🏻🇺🇸 The new heroes of democracy! Bright new stars ⭐️

@ClonedGamer001 Жыл бұрын

"The biggest problem we have in the whole world, it's not global warming, it's nuclear warming" Says the man who literally wanted to nuke a hurricane

@dthomas9230 Жыл бұрын

Justin and Justin deserved their time in the spotlight and managed to change things. It was true Justin Time Management.

@patsylvest Жыл бұрын

Outstanding, Stephen.... outstanding.

@aggressiveattitudeera887 Жыл бұрын

That last line alone deserves an Emmy.

@taylordiamond Жыл бұрын

Legends tell tale of the hero who bravely went up the fire ladder and came down carrying Joe's Corvette.

@Belzedar Жыл бұрын

Wait! Wait! WAIT! Isn't that the Corvette that shared a garage with the classified documents that were retrieved from Biden a few months ago? They were nearly destroyed in a fire??

@gretamurphy3704 Жыл бұрын

😂🎉 But we're so happy they did.

@rashidasnead865 Жыл бұрын

Trump and his people keep giving Stephen Colbert so much material… lol… Let Trump keep talking… it’s hilarious

@sharondowney9571 Жыл бұрын

Kudos to Colbert's audience! They know right from wrong! I love to hear their participation!!!! Makes me so happy!

@brianb8830 Жыл бұрын

You DF I will guarantee the audience is vetted. Woke weirdos only.

@krabz9390 Жыл бұрын

you mean they can clap when the guy is holding up the clap sign. Impressive.

@sakuraba86 Жыл бұрын

They're a bunch of Marxist puppets who don't even know that they're Marxist puppets. Very impressive.

@glenngallo8465 Жыл бұрын

@@krabz9390 No, they're not brain dead magats. They don't need to be told when to laugh or what to think. 😂

@matyheymer Жыл бұрын

I can tell from the back of nowhere in Australia that they are complete numpties

@milosterwheeler2520 Жыл бұрын

Way to go, GOP. You just managed to draw even MORE attention to the cause the three Representatives were touting - much more than they could have by themselves. Sensible gun laws!!!

@jeffersonselleck4772 Жыл бұрын

Darn right Milo! The GOP possesses some unknown but unavoidable bent towards irony and self-destruction, yet somehow they still get the votes (All eleven thousand…eight hundred.. and… however many, votes they need). Maybe they will have the remaining members of the Police play YMCA live at the RNC, and all the stalwarts can awkwardly dance to an anthem they so blatantly and regrettably will never understand.

@ChristophBrinkmann Жыл бұрын

@@sebastianc5155😂😂😂😂😂 Oh bless your heart.

@TheAwe50me Жыл бұрын

@@sebastianc5155 clown world everyone wants to be special

@milosterwheeler2520 Жыл бұрын

@@sebastianc5155 Get well soon.

@aubrey1633 Жыл бұрын

@@sebastianc5155 they know what gender they are. You're the ones who obsess over it. It's so creepy. Worry about your own life and learn how to mind your own business when it comes to shit that has no impact on your pathetic life.

@Daniel-ox2zr Жыл бұрын

Funny closing line and also true.

@seffishestopal5950 Жыл бұрын

"I'm surprised you're not in favor of gun reform because you just shot yourself in the nuts!" One of the greatest lines in Late Show history!

@AceOfHeartsTTV Жыл бұрын

I just wanted to take a moment to express my heartfelt gratitude for the joy you bring into my life. Your clever wit and humorous commentary always manage to make me laugh, even on my toughest days. Your talents as a comedian are truly remarkable, and I am continually impressed by your ability to find humor in even the most challenging of situations. Thank you for sharing your talent with the world and for bringing so much joy and laughter into countless lives. You truly are a gift to us all. With sincere thanks and admiration, RoboticAce

@judyk2987 Жыл бұрын

AGREED 🥰

@rosanneweeks2415 Жыл бұрын

I get my news from Stephen Colbert!

@s.t.martin7939 Жыл бұрын

“Wife, life, cat, Vette!!” Gotta Love President Joe!! (and Your Impression of him!!) Thanks Again, Always, Stephen & Writers, for All you do to make us laugh, 😂🤣 Especially before bed!! 😴 💤 Much needed & Appreciated!! 🙏🏽

@waryaawariiri1812 Жыл бұрын

Aa opposed to Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

@songOmatic Жыл бұрын

thank you stephen for attempting sanity in these insane times

@waynegray5568 Жыл бұрын

I've said this before.... Boycott all the advertisers who sponsor Tucker! Email them and say that you won't buy their products as long as they sponsor Tucker😢

@Wednesdaywoe1975 Жыл бұрын

I think they are down to My Pillow and Goya . Hard to boycott what you never wanted.

@Slo-ryde Жыл бұрын

The problem is that the many MAGATS who watch Fox are the main targets of these ads.

@ryanstatt9910 Жыл бұрын

@@Wednesdaywoe1975 2 of the crappier products out there. 2 that I've never bought and knowing that, never will

@_BK__ Жыл бұрын

Lol, ok snowflake. 😢

@ryanstatt9910 Жыл бұрын

@@_BK__ haha the calling card of the far right, the name calling. How old are you?

@naryanr Жыл бұрын

Just In: Justin and Justin Just In In Just Win.

@sandramosley2801 Жыл бұрын

🙌🏼

@golgariastronaut818 Жыл бұрын

The eloquence of that Cthulhu joke, the fact that Steven can say that smoothly is amazing. Thank you for all that you do to make news relevant, eloquent, and yet humorous.

@unowen9668 Жыл бұрын

Wasn't that wonderful!! So erudite.

@stephanie130 Жыл бұрын

Heck yeah! So hilariously arcane it's practically unnameable!

@BlairTindall86 Жыл бұрын

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

@superblondeDotOrg Жыл бұрын

Minus 1 to Sanity.

@TheOutside84 Жыл бұрын

The Sig P320 going off by itself was known a while ago. They already got sued, still getting sued, but have fixed the internal safety. Or so they say. The army still used the m17 and m18 a version of the p320, they're working fine.

@smokintruker27 Жыл бұрын

i'm a certified gunsmith and licensed FFL dealer, i'm all for more indepth background checks and if it takes a doctor to ok you then so be it, if you got nothing to worry about then you dont have a problem

@starrdust13 Жыл бұрын

“No Malarky Jack!” 😂 always gets me lol

@BaconTomatoCheese Жыл бұрын

“I’m surprised you’re NOT in favor of gun reform, cause you just shot yourself in the nuts!” Perfect summation🎉

@pamelabennett1492 Жыл бұрын

Classic!!😅

@WT..... Жыл бұрын

Probably due to those self-firing handguns.

@sonnyroy497 Жыл бұрын

😂 Wait. What?!? These ball-less wonders have nuts??!?

@marieroberts5664 Жыл бұрын

A genius response to a braindead situation caused by the Republicans. This needs to be on a t-shirt!

@djsmith4789 Жыл бұрын

That just made my day😂

@georgefernandez7558 Жыл бұрын

"They don't understand whatever it is that you have to understand". Enough said.

@wrohr15309 Жыл бұрын

"They don't understand whatever it is you have to understand." LOL

@NewMessage Жыл бұрын

In all honesty, I wouldn't think Tuckhead had a problem with 'Demonic Forces'. Heck, it's his home team.

@Seth-Halo Жыл бұрын

Exactly that's what makes it so damning because it especially proves that they don't actually care or believe in at least some of the bs they are spewing. Just that they care about the money and power that it makes them.

@Dunybrook Жыл бұрын

Exactly. The mistake was assuming that would be a negative from his perspective.

@kingjamos2422 Жыл бұрын

Well, he does hi-five Satan on his way out the door.

@137limon8 Жыл бұрын

Ahahagagahag

@liladara Жыл бұрын

And yet it was Tucker's head spinning around!!! 👻

@nereidatavares Жыл бұрын

Yes! The best way 2 start my day in Holland... Having me a bit of #Colbertfun... Have a lovely day everyone!

@goblinwisdom Жыл бұрын

Goedemorgen

@nereidatavares Жыл бұрын

@@goblinwisdom Jij ook, een hele goede en zonnige morgen! ☀️

@nereidatavares Жыл бұрын

@@Balletified 🤪🤪🤪 Het is echt een ding... vroeg wakker worden, genieten en tegelijkertijd verbazen over Amerikaanse politiek... Did I just wake-up from a crazy funny dream or are these crazy times we live in? In andere woorden... feels just like waking up 4 real... I'm extending that sense of confusion.... 😆 En jij? Ook een Colbert fan? 😃 Wanneer we ooit naar New York gaan, koop ik sowieso een ticket. Ik moet het een keer meegemaakt hebben... I gotta yell one day in my life during the opening of the show! "Welcome one and all, my name is Ste..." Me: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" 🤣🤣🤣 2 Bad there is no #fridaycrowd anymore... They are the best of crowds... 😅

@rosalie4797 Жыл бұрын

You have a great day. Here in the great Pacific Northwest, I'll have a lovely night going to sleep laughing about that closing line!

@nereidatavares Жыл бұрын

@@rosalie4797 Sweet dreams! 🤗🤭🙃

@nyerineu3388 Жыл бұрын

If alive today, Clarence Darrow’s infamous quote would apply to 45: "I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow, Chicago Lawyer, 1920s

@aggressiveattitudeera887 Жыл бұрын

"So good work, Tennessee republicans. You didn't silence these guys. They're still in legislature. You made them heroes of a movement, and national political figures. I'm surprised you're *not* in favor of gun reform, cause you just shot yourself in the nuts!" Couldn't put it better myself.

@Marijuanifornia Жыл бұрын

Americans are so desperate for a "hero" that they'll take anything that they can get. I read on a comment on KZfaq that said, "Stormy Daniels is a national hero!" That's how pathetic the US is now.

@jlee4039 Жыл бұрын

🔥 🔥 🔥

@runnergo1398 Жыл бұрын

Not just national. They were on the news in a LOT of countries.

@HylianFox3 Жыл бұрын

Such a pathetic attempt at making an example of their opponents, that only ended up making their opponents look stronger.

@freeman960 Жыл бұрын

👍⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

@id10t98 Жыл бұрын

I have to admit, the first thing I discussed with my 3 and 8 year old step-sons once their mom and I married was how they would of handled the USA response to the Japanese bombing of Pearl harbor by dropping the big bomb on Nagasaki first, or Hiroshima. They both seemed so knowledgeable about the topic of atomic bombs and their effects on human life so I thought it was appropriate.

@lizardog Жыл бұрын

Great comment, but we both know that Trump never talked to a child. It was just another of his lame self-aggrandizing poorly-put-together stories.

@Slo-ryde Жыл бұрын

@@lizardog it’s a troll

@videosrus8631 Жыл бұрын

Really? Do me a favour.

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Жыл бұрын

Pshaw! That's nothing. As soon as my youngest could talk, I had a profound discussion with them about the possible future impacts of Brexit. Just couldn't restrain the little mite. SO full of wise and profound insight! I would have suggested they arrange a meeting with Boris Johnson, subsequently, but there's not much that can be meaningfully said in exchange with someone that incapable of understanding...

@bsing2u Жыл бұрын

@@lizardog actually he did..... He was looking in the mirror 🤡

@ekdaufin1485 Жыл бұрын

Pencil one…good. And punch line. Yay Jones is back!

@KIMcastro667 Жыл бұрын

Whoever created that “Too Cool to Do Drugs” pencil knew exactly what they were doing.

@riverlove6820 Жыл бұрын

Or they were just stoned and printed it the wrong direction when the word "drugs" was supposed to be sharpened away first. Or what you say. he he

@mikeoxbig7931 Жыл бұрын

Indicted Don: Everybody cried for me. Police officer in court: Never happened 😆

@nanarose8537 Жыл бұрын

You're on a roll dude! I like it. 😂😂😂😂😆😆

@KnowTrentTimoy Жыл бұрын

More like Laughing at the Orange Lyin Loser Con Traitor Racist. So much winning!!

@stopfakenews8368 Жыл бұрын

Hunter business associates: 80 trips to the White House "I know nothing about his business dealings" - Brandon Libs: "Bu.. bu... bu.. bu... Stormy!

@teresalegler2777 Жыл бұрын

In his dreams!!!

@charlesstebbins7207 Жыл бұрын

@@stopfakenews8368 Judge from New York. "Trump's the one on trial, dumbass".

@kennetho2499 Жыл бұрын

Tennessee GOP effed around..and found out!

@NikkLiberos Жыл бұрын

The irony of giving the biggest megaphone to two young progressive lawmakers by expelling them for using a megaphone in the State chamber does not escape me.

@Rugelacharugula Жыл бұрын

Can I just have that clip of Pearson on a loop?!

@karlheinzegger9790 Жыл бұрын

How did Trump and Carlson manage to sit upright? Obviously both of them had their spine removed.

@hazelpearson7807 Жыл бұрын

The amount of bullshit inside keeps them upright

@candywarmuth6241 Жыл бұрын

No balls, helps balance them.

@grahamkeithtodd Жыл бұрын

i think the well know phrase "boom handle up their arse" springs to mind

@inafelsher168 Жыл бұрын

What is so beautiful and perfect is that both their names are Justin ( Justice) !!! No accident. These 2 young caring, eloquent, committed ,courageous and determined leaders are just the guys to change our country and really really really make it the democracy it is meant to be. I always believe in every negative situation there is a hidden gift. They received their recognition and Hero Status. God can fix anything and make it even greater. God Bless them❤️🙏🏻👍🏻

@moonhunter9993 Жыл бұрын

The names are great

@cynthiajones4332 Жыл бұрын

God bless all who speak out again these wicked people.

@WokeOne75 Жыл бұрын

Trump must have dirt on all these GOP folks.

@sylvialawrence4431 Жыл бұрын

That's exactly what I've said all along. I think they're all knee deep in Russian money!!

@davidanderson6222 Жыл бұрын

IKR

@sylvialawrence4431 Жыл бұрын

@@davidanderson6222 ...and they certainly know the loyalty is only one-sided!

@bjohnson1085 Жыл бұрын

‘Repubs shot themselves in the nuts’ thanks SC made my evening! 😂❤

@pamelabennett1492 Жыл бұрын

Me 2!;😂😂😂

@erichancock6815 Жыл бұрын

impressive aim for them to hit such tiny targets.

@nuclearhotseat1550 Жыл бұрын

Monologues like this are why I fell in love with Stephen Colbert. Tonight's is one of his best.

@tesladrew2608 Жыл бұрын

"They don't understand whatever it is you have to understand" 😂😂

@abthedragon4921 Жыл бұрын

"They don't understand whatever it is that you have to understand" 🤦🏽‍♂ I'd ask if he hears himself but I stopped bothering asking that since 2019.

@dethspud Жыл бұрын

Justice for the Justins? Good news 😊

@christaaffe8251 Жыл бұрын

no Justins, no peace

@ME-zp9co Жыл бұрын

Don't forget Justin Trudeau

@JoelPenson Жыл бұрын

Stephen is a legend!

@vinnykster Жыл бұрын

That's why nobody except pathetic commies watch him and his ratings are tanking just like the rest of late night shows. None of them are even funny which is their job. They're not supposed to be political ever

@ME-zp9co Жыл бұрын

How so? He's a talk show host

@carbon357 Жыл бұрын

@@ME-zp9co his timing is legendary. His inflection, pacing and clarity of speech - perfection. His impression - spot on with great hyperbole. Use of irony - comedic way to hold truth to power. LEGENDARY

@lizardog Жыл бұрын

@@ME-zp9co When you grow up, you'll understand better.

@victoriapearce6145 Жыл бұрын

The Justin's are celebrated on Canadian news and I'm sure around the world. Carry on Tennessee

@anne8511 Жыл бұрын

Always great Stephen Colbert. The band is killin’ it! So good!

@NewMessage Жыл бұрын

Is that 5 year old Donnie's speechwriter? Would explain a lot.

@susanhenry6834 Жыл бұрын

I thought he was talking about himself as the 5 year old.

@kingjamos2422 Жыл бұрын

@@susanhenry6834 So you aged him up?

@star2705 Жыл бұрын

Excuse you, five year olds are _much_ better at getting to the point XD

@susanhenry6834 Жыл бұрын

@KingJamos yes, definitely did! Lol

@susanhenry6834 Жыл бұрын

@@star2705 agree 100%

@jet44444 Жыл бұрын

Haha I love when Colbert wears the Biden shades.

@Gdji5fv Жыл бұрын

*DEMOCRATS MOVE ON DOWN TO INDIANA* *WE NEED MORE DEMOCRATS!*

@birbluv9595 Жыл бұрын

“Whatever it is that you have to understand” - the stunning specificity

@cescentreri5231 Жыл бұрын

If Humpty Trumpty would've told that fire story he would've said that he ended up saving the firemen. Also, after he saved the firemen (real strong tough guy) that the firemen cried and then thanked him for not only saving his life but for just being such a great, honest guy among some other nonsense.

@melaniedejonge5234 Жыл бұрын

And then the fireman would have told him that he’s never seen anyone treated so unfairly. 😂😂😂😂

@lenawagenfuehr53 Жыл бұрын

But we're okay with Biden bragging about all his possessions to firemen...4 story house, Corvette...🙄

@markrice4808 Жыл бұрын

They also would begin their effusive thanks with "Sir."

@janetlelham2816 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@mypillowguy445 Жыл бұрын

"Fox journalist" is a contradiction in terms, or a foxymoron.

@iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606 Жыл бұрын

😂👍

@johnsmith-ds5yt Жыл бұрын

Gold 😂

@johnbrowne3950 Жыл бұрын

You think they are one-sided you should check out CNN, the 24-hour Democrat Network.

@lenawagenfuehr53 Жыл бұрын

Like Buzzfeed is a news source

@mihaimoldo Жыл бұрын

@@lenawagenfuehr53 buzz feed actually has a journalistic department that has won awards. They have released numerous articles that were exclusive bombshells one of which was about Putin's assassinations camping. They even turned it into a book called "From Russia with Blood". I highly recommend it

@BrigitofBergental Жыл бұрын

Even one "unintentional firing" of a gun is too many.

@pilargonzalez8442 Жыл бұрын

LEGENDARY SHOW WORLDWIDE!!!!!

@TheSoulmantp2 Жыл бұрын

you just shot yourself in the nuts F’ng great closer! 😂 Thank you Stephen, in a world gone mad you make it worth ALL the laughter!!

@livfrehley Жыл бұрын

Just In! Justins, just in!

@PeanutsMommy Жыл бұрын

I'm so glad the news has been SO GREAT the last two months. Democrats and Independents can't stop WINNING!

@msde625 Жыл бұрын

The racism in America is so obvious, you have to be dead not to see it! The next Geico (Government Employee Insurance COmpany) commercial. 😂😂🤣🤣

@JoeNoshow27 Жыл бұрын

Tucker and Donny, 2 of the saddest people to ever share a room together.

@resulnaki Жыл бұрын

They just need mgt and desantis to compete as a quad squad

@gretamurphy3704 Жыл бұрын

They're not as sad as I hope they'll be.

@mikeoxbig7931 Жыл бұрын

My Ass Got Arrested: MAGA!

@Oooo-bi7bi Жыл бұрын

I like it. I’m hoping he’s wearing orange and eating porridge soon

@tomifost Жыл бұрын

or "Make Attorneys Get Attorneys"

@headgames3115 Жыл бұрын

Him staying arrested would, in fact, make America better.

@user-yu1lq2ye6b Жыл бұрын

The communists hate to make America Great. Leave our country, communists.

@prodemocracyseth Жыл бұрын

Minion Asshats Getting Arrested

@cguyre Жыл бұрын

Why did I laugh so hard at the Macarena deportation joke 😂

@sjwhite54 Жыл бұрын

Outstanding Colbert! 😂

@janeadams647 Жыл бұрын

I’m surprised that the five year didn’t come to Trump with tears streaming down their face. Then again, they probably did.

@morebirdsandroses Жыл бұрын

No. The tears were after his meeting tRump.

@Wednesdaywoe1975 Жыл бұрын

"Sir, you were the best President of my toddlerhood. Nobody was a better president than you."😢

@lizardog Жыл бұрын

It never happened.

@ryanstatt9910 Жыл бұрын

The 5 year old said "SIR!!!! Why did you eat my happy meal SIR????"

@ronitennant5253 Жыл бұрын

Crying because MAGA parents forced them to meet TFG. A lot of kids are afraid of clowns.

@alex35agm Жыл бұрын

That conversation Trump had with a five year old was actually him talking to himself in the mirror.

@pjmlegrande Жыл бұрын

An insult to 5 year olds everywhere

@marvinmartin4692 Жыл бұрын

Probably!

@up2itru Жыл бұрын

That is how I analyzed his character when I studied his natal chart.

@lostcat9lives322 Жыл бұрын

Hopefully that kid's parents were in the sme room.

@eldajackson1 Жыл бұрын

So right!

@jaelo2314 Жыл бұрын

Big orange had a conversation with himself, an emotional 5-year-old.

@dominikbeitat4450 Жыл бұрын

"Five year old came up to me, big guy, strong guy, tears running down his face..."

@nicholasstocker8864 Жыл бұрын

#JusticefortheJustins

@alansmitheejr. Жыл бұрын

The advice of a 5 year old is the only thing Trump can understand or relate to.

@Patrick-ip4qi Жыл бұрын

Naw

@jalabi99 Жыл бұрын

@Alan Smithee Jr. please stop insulting five-year-olds!

@headgames3115 Жыл бұрын

Maybe he should have had a whole presidential cabinet of 5 year olds. Maybe he would listen and not fire them every few months.

@LolUGotBusted Жыл бұрын

This too close to consulting experts to be believable

@samuellopez1957 Жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣🤣😅🤤🤤🥴🥴

@jamesl9371 Жыл бұрын

Twump = moderate sensible wise?! 😂😂😂 are you kidding?!!

@Slo-ryde Жыл бұрын

That was directed at the same people who think Wrestling is for real!

@kateuhler7803 Жыл бұрын

I totally remember that pencil!!!! 😂😂 We thought that was hysterical.

@danielsprouls9458 Жыл бұрын

Trump asking a 5 year old is smart. He is finally taking advice from someone smarter.

@carlsaganlives6086 Жыл бұрын

His peer group.

@philcool1968 Жыл бұрын

Most five year olds can’t point out Afghanistan on a map, but they’re still smarter than fat ass Trump.

@waynetaylor8082 Жыл бұрын

Too bad Trump NEVER appeared on "ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER?". Had he this never ending national nightmare MIGHT have been averted?!!! Just a thought 🤔?

@helenwheels3341 Жыл бұрын

Yep

@chonqmonk Жыл бұрын

Well, everyone is smarter than Trump. The problem is, most grown ups are so much more intelligent than he is that he cannot understand them. A 5 year old is close enough to his intelligence level that he can understand him, and realize that he is talking with an intellectual superior.

@davewilson9738 Жыл бұрын

And I quote "They don't understand life. they don't understand whatever it is you have to understand..." GENIUS.

@clickbait007 Жыл бұрын

"Just in: Justin just in"... Brilliant! 😂

@michaelparks7177 Жыл бұрын

Brilliant Stephen!

@cleverusername9369 Жыл бұрын

I'm 34 and this video made me realize I still remember the Macarena dance against my will

@danielgehring7437 Жыл бұрын

You know the _really_ horrible part about getting older? In a few years, you're going to hear a reference to the Macarena again and think to yourself "Oh jeez, that. I miss the good ol' days."

@oscargr_ Жыл бұрын

@@danielgehring7437 How old do you have to be for that 😂

@shermanculbertson6244 Жыл бұрын

Trump: “We need to be tough on crime.” Also Trump: “Why are you being so tough on me?”

@iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606 Жыл бұрын

😂😂👍

@adennicholas3835 Жыл бұрын

which crime?

@YAHsWay Жыл бұрын

In his tRUMP toddlet, whiney, voice.

@rebeccalyle8443 Жыл бұрын

@@adennicholas3835 pick one, he has committed 90 million of them.

@Sasukex1337 Жыл бұрын

You said hard on

@marlenefunk2137 Жыл бұрын

Good show to the two Justins and Tennessee's fast response for two good men!!!!! And get George Santos is still sitting there thumbing his nose at New York.