Tumblr Pun-ishment

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@fansonia 5 жыл бұрын

OKAY THAT ICED AMERICANO ONE HAS NO RIGHT BEING THAT FUNNY WHAT THE HECK TUMBLR

@iwillruletheworldyay 5 жыл бұрын

@Summer Meadows the captian was frozen so he was an iced americano

@iwillruletheworldyay 5 жыл бұрын

@Summer Meadows your welcome

@DeeCross 5 жыл бұрын

@Summer Meadows Geez. Cold reception.

@cherishorcoreymoore9509 5 жыл бұрын

I bet Steve gave them the cold shoulder after that I’m sorry I’ll just leave-

@Hanhan-fi1dr 5 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I like to think about how these puns were thought of. In fact it's something I like to *_punder_*

@hoingusspoingus2969 5 жыл бұрын

Keep making puns and im going to have to joke you

@demolisherinfinite8606 5 жыл бұрын

Oh come on, he's only having a laugh! Besides, I think Johnathan's puns are okay, bear-able even.

@trueaidooo 5 жыл бұрын

@@demolisherinfinite8606 the bear makes me need to fo-rest

@paxgallery6646 4 жыл бұрын

It's so hard to find actually good puns that use the word pun And gosh darnit you've done it

@akhilm9851 5 жыл бұрын

Don't talk about the elephant in the room Joke explained, and thus joke ruined... Enjoy

@tonygonzalez9211 5 жыл бұрын

I swear to God, if you throw one more peanut at me...

@SoluKissin 5 жыл бұрын

Actually, that made me enjoy the joke more because I could understand it. I am not a very lateral thinker and when I saw this comment, I laughed because the joke finally made sense. Jokes aren't funny for me unless they make sense for me and this comment made sense of it. And no, I don't have a tumblr account, so I'm not the one in the video.

@notzartasha 5 жыл бұрын

Mkay but there's nothing funny about it :'|

@quasiossie950 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah at least leave or have them leave before you tall about em...yeesh

@ataino 5 жыл бұрын

I etill don't get it

@givemebarleysugars1076 5 жыл бұрын

1:17 THAT POST IS ON THE WALL IN MY SCIENCE CLASSROOM

@TheSwordSmasher 5 жыл бұрын

You have the best science ever.

@givemebarleysugars1076 5 жыл бұрын

@@TheSwordSmasher IKR MY TEACHER WON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT THE BENEFITS OF PENCILS FREAKING PENCILS

@inactiveaccount6095 5 жыл бұрын

Alright, the door is right over there. *Points towards the exit door*

@dem0nicw0lffanficsmore72 5 жыл бұрын

But I a~door these puns

@lukalaa1764 5 жыл бұрын

It's my time to leave *transforms into a tree leaf*

@squiddymcsquidface3097 5 жыл бұрын

No, no it's over there. *Points to the trash can*

@kazbrekker16 5 жыл бұрын

squiddy mc squid face hey it’s rude to point at people, especially when that person is me

@otakyun3931 5 жыл бұрын

don't forget to close the goddamned door

@Crilyte 5 жыл бұрын

"These puns are bound to cause some kind of panic at the disco" it was only the start of the video, dammit!! well, doesn't matter. looks like we're doing this again, my fellow sinners! *OH, WELL IMAGINE*

@lichenblake7543 5 жыл бұрын

AND I CANT HELP BUT TO HEAR

@kazbrekker16 5 жыл бұрын

NO I CANT HELP BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WORDS -I LOVE YOU- -I LOVE YOU TOO-

@otakyun3931 5 жыл бұрын

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING

@tahearaspence2403 5 жыл бұрын

SAYS A BRIDESMAID TO A WAITER

@cjkelly7536 5 жыл бұрын

I... how did this end up to be so perfectly made? Aaaaand I just realized I ruined the trend. God damn it me!

@TheAdvertisement 5 жыл бұрын

I couldn’t completely afford it, so I decided to rent out someone’s TV speaker. I call it... A *guest speaker.*

@Sans-de2ip 5 жыл бұрын

I'm really tired of these puns. Please, I don't wanna *Seymour* ...

@samamv9893 5 жыл бұрын

that was too punny

@evanmaguire2688 5 жыл бұрын

I need to drink you and pour you over my eyes now. You have become the very thing you swore to destroy.

@Hanhan-fi1dr 5 жыл бұрын

Hello really tired of these puns, I'm Johnathan

@samamv9893 5 жыл бұрын

@@Hanhan-fi1drme too but it's fun

@minecraftoverlordpe2842 5 жыл бұрын

... I made it, despite your directions. Sorry.

@dem0nicw0lffanficsmore72 5 жыл бұрын

I would show this to my friends but I think it’s to much of a pun~ishment... But I a~door these jokes I don’t understand why potty humour is so popular, everything I come up with is shit

@lukalaa1764 5 жыл бұрын

I read this and I can confirm that your jokes are Tear-able. Why did you make them out of paper?

@ratthewtheratclown3079 5 жыл бұрын

I'm calling the authorities :)

@dem0nicw0lffanficsmore72 5 жыл бұрын

Can0Cringe #706 I can’t be~leaf how great these puns are, it must have taken a tree~mendous effort to come up with them

@Hanhan-fi1dr 5 жыл бұрын

You know I'm okay with these puns, in fact one might think that I'm Sayori, Natsuki, Yuri and Monkia, because I'm _okie doki_ with them!

@dem0nicw0lffanficsmore72 5 жыл бұрын

Walugi is God are they so good they’re criminal?

@tychowozniaki9269 5 жыл бұрын

Wow, I'm also narrow sclading and irrational.

@Hanhan-fi1dr 5 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, you're πfect

@chrisjensen1067 5 жыл бұрын

@@Hanhan-fi1dr pifect?

@breadleymcthicc5444 5 жыл бұрын

Sclading.

@cutesilver1012 5 жыл бұрын

The name of this video describes puns for me perfectly, I hate puns, yet I watch these videos

@dreamyvoid9704 5 жыл бұрын

When in the moment I hear "Fedaura" The only thing that comes to my mind ... "Now I understand why my friends do not pronounce my name well"

@Hanhan-fi1dr 5 жыл бұрын

Well yes, Aura Consoreto Dream is a bit of a mouthful, don't you think?

@dreamyvoid9704 5 жыл бұрын

*Sigh* ...... I was just trying to be funny... Teddy bear Joh.

@atrenchcoatfilledwithbeees5409 5 жыл бұрын

0:48 is how I contribute to conversations

@Elemental_Clash 5 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean... ConTREEbute

@atrenchcoatfilledwithbeees5409 5 жыл бұрын

ElementalClash I'm ashamed of myself for not making that TREEmendous pun

@Hanhan-fi1dr 5 жыл бұрын

I'll have both of yous arrested for TREEson if ya' keep this up

@demolisherinfinite8606 5 жыл бұрын

Wood you guys stop? I'm sycamore of your puns. It was oakay before, but you've branched too far.

@atrenchcoatfilledwithbeees5409 5 жыл бұрын

Demolisher of Worlds those puns were so great I have to reTREEt from this convo CEDER later ya BIRCH

@deanofarrell1881 5 жыл бұрын

Had to look at comments for explanation for the second to last one. Please say I'm not alone

@Hanhan-fi1dr 5 жыл бұрын

"I'm not alone" There, are you happy now?

@deanofarrell1881 5 жыл бұрын

@@Hanhan-fi1dr no im Dean O'Farrell

@Hanhan-fi1dr 5 жыл бұрын

@@deanofarrell1881 I've been played... at my own game no less

@DJ-xo6nb 5 жыл бұрын

When you’re so early the video is private. WOOPS. I didn’t get the joke either, don’t worry Oh and apparently since he explained it that’s the joke. So I wasn’t stupid lol. Also I’m sick so no school. I’ve edited so many times. But, tysm for the likes O mah gahd. Wth is with this likes :0 My friend threw a bread across the table. You know what I said? I guess you could call it, a bread roll..

@bigmanj4929 5 жыл бұрын

Wow ya lucky wish u was sick

@xvstar_ 5 жыл бұрын

I'm also sick, have a better day me compadre.

@vibey4649 5 жыл бұрын

same i is sick so i no school

@DJ-xo6nb 5 жыл бұрын

Champion Of Noobs I had strep throat and fever, how about you?

@DJ-xo6nb 5 жыл бұрын

Autistic Bacon00001 you gud?

@Hanhan-fi1dr 5 жыл бұрын

I'd call your actions "Les Friction" because it's Louder Than Words!

@Tues48 5 жыл бұрын

Ok I must be an idiot because I don't get the hipster shoe pun

@MysteriumArcanum 5 жыл бұрын

neither do I

@SabertoothDeathmouse 5 жыл бұрын

They "converse"

@JoeHabana 5 жыл бұрын

I right those were Chuck Taylors and was really confused

@SimonClarkstone 5 жыл бұрын

@@SabertoothDeathmouse Is the shoe called a "converse"?

@boldaction7175 5 жыл бұрын

Same

@AAA-dz8ed 5 жыл бұрын

About the elephant: Was it in a cell? Because if not someone needs to... *cage the elephant!*

@theanimeidiot8903 5 жыл бұрын

I’m just sitting here... sewing... reading and listening to tumblr puns. Trying not to poke myself with the needle from laughing.

@Some-Dingus 5 жыл бұрын

1:54 took me a second to get the second comments pun

@OfficialHexcraft 5 жыл бұрын

Mind telling me what it is, then? I feel like this one's going right over my head.

@ameteuraspirant 5 жыл бұрын

I feel similarly thwarted. I feel like it's a reference to classic literature

@CaffeineRequiem 5 жыл бұрын

These always make my day

@emmanuel8679 5 жыл бұрын

I love these videos. Theyre ma FAVOURITE

@autisticallyqueer2614 5 жыл бұрын

I've been watching this over and over I guess I want to SEYMOUR.

@brettdibble2763 5 жыл бұрын

1:44 no.... no no no that's tea, *tea*, not coffee, the joke is your acute tea pi, or a cutie pie...... but the less flattering one's still kinda funny.

@angel_artist6536 5 жыл бұрын

I love puns

@lukalaa1764 5 жыл бұрын

They are just so.... PUN-derful

@nivashsoma 5 жыл бұрын

You replied as the video went up. I’m guessing you’re very pun-ctual

@demolisherinfinite8606 5 жыл бұрын

Puns are great if you can punderstand them.

@kskitten8047 5 жыл бұрын

You are acute tea pi

@acatgif 5 жыл бұрын

*its like a personality fedora* *an internal fedora* *its their... fedaura*

@natethegreat6509 5 жыл бұрын

Life could be worse. Milk could have pulp.

@johnlaurens1282 5 жыл бұрын

I’ve watched this sooo many times and JUST got the elephant one

@kamaribrown9837 5 жыл бұрын

0:11 * again plays i write sins not tragedies *

@IamaPERSON 5 жыл бұрын

I'd tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.

@Hanhan-fi1dr 5 жыл бұрын

Well that joke better brie a gouda one!

@IamaPERSON 5 жыл бұрын

@@Hanhan-fi1dr it will be, with help of Colby and Jack

@Hanhan-fi1dr 5 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON Good, I've been having a rough day, and I'm feeling kinda blue.

@IamaPERSON 5 жыл бұрын

@@Hanhan-fi1dr I can't tell if you're joking or not, but you colored me impressed!

@paxgallery6646 4 жыл бұрын

Did you hear about the restaurant that they opened on the moon? I hear that the food they serve there is *out of this world*

@cinderhope9334 5 жыл бұрын

*throws everything off my desk and slams projector down* this is important teacher!

@Hanhan-fi1dr 5 жыл бұрын

Ah the joys of reading this while on my phone, and tires at the same town. *Thinking that you threw everything off your desk, and then slammed your teacher down*

@fairyhusky9265 5 жыл бұрын

I just thought of something. When you edit a comment... the replies and likes are the same YOU CAN LEGIT MAKE THE MOST PROFOUND COMMENT AND THEN ONCE IT GETS LIKE HUNDREDS OF LIKES AND REPLIES YOU CAN JUST EDIT IT TO SAY SOMETHING RANDOM!!! Edit:now with that in mind...was this even my original comment or did I just change it completely...DUN DUN DUNNNNN

@yoyos.6198 5 жыл бұрын

THE FIRST ONE THOOO THEY FORGOT ABOUT TWENTY ONE PILOTS BUT ITS STILL MY FAVORITE

@leeneedsfriends9843 5 жыл бұрын

okay but why is the iced americano one literally every dream of mine

@scarletstar3533 5 жыл бұрын

The elephant pun though At first, I'm the guy questioning it Then I process it and I am trying my hardest not to bust out laughing

@FewVidsJustComments 4 ай бұрын

1:11 “How do hipsters talk about shoes? They shoe” This one makes no sense

@arizmack6341 5 жыл бұрын

0:49 That poor guy just felt like they were going to _Leaf_ him out. His unusual response was understandable.

@The_Racr1 5 жыл бұрын

More puns please

@arukab3630 5 жыл бұрын

I love the last one

@SeaMager 5 жыл бұрын

Remember guys, the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

@vengeance4927 5 жыл бұрын

ICED AMERICANO THAT GOT ME

@K1ttyGam3r 5 жыл бұрын

Caesar Zeppeli likes his beer on the rocks

@kaliden1000 3 жыл бұрын

last one is more of a double tea cup

@yaboichase147 5 жыл бұрын

(Hears the iced americano pun) (WHEEZES IN PUN)

@threedicksonabench3141 5 жыл бұрын

0:47 I relate to him on a spiritual level

@madartz4287 5 жыл бұрын

This one time in elementary school, me and my friend were smelling tiny flowers when this boy who really likes to one up people walked up to us, he told us, "I bet I can smell these flowers better than you!", he picked one up and sniffed it so hard, it actually went up his nose! Like really deep! He had to get taken to the nurse and even after that he still kept showing people up. XD

@dontmindmejustcommenting8272 5 жыл бұрын

I got notified 6 days late

@YukiHano 5 жыл бұрын

The last one broke me

@corpsinn 5 жыл бұрын

s i g h

@3vercent 5 жыл бұрын

ishment? Huh. I could've sworn it wash choclit...

@castielwinchester4481 5 жыл бұрын

"one iced americano for the iced americano" I almost screamed a bad language word but I know Steve wouldn't like that.

@JoyOfCreativeService 5 жыл бұрын

I like your profile picture! :)

@maeveoconnor1171 5 жыл бұрын

KZfaq is drunk again.

@therealscottsterling234 5 жыл бұрын

1:45 acute tea pie

@RasheedaParker-qn9ec 5 күн бұрын

Awesome 🤩

@Kaeros77 5 жыл бұрын

*tears of happiness*

@antonio-up3tz 5 жыл бұрын

50 views 50 likes GOOD JOB KZfaq

@Hanhan-fi1dr 5 жыл бұрын

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

@daffyhat 5 жыл бұрын

I just want to point out that one of the people in cutiepie post had the name Bonerfart. I love Borderlands 2.

@lex_cat11 5 жыл бұрын

Can confirm 0:28 that fedauras exist

@jonahyogman6282 5 жыл бұрын

Me: sees the thumbnail Nope where is Thomas Sanders Me: sees pm seymour OH WAIT NVM I'M COMING BUD

@geeklylegend 5 жыл бұрын

The Steve Rodgers one-

@pepper5694 5 жыл бұрын

0:02 oh sorry for missing the talk Guys but I had to talk to Janes about his addiction

@PersianSlashuur 5 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who hears Jeopardy music in my head every time I'm trying to figure out a joke?

@fairyhusky9265 5 жыл бұрын

ICED AMERICANO OMG THAT IS AMAZING

@bloodshard18 5 жыл бұрын

Well, I'm in a good mood now.

@Hanhan-fi1dr 5 жыл бұрын

Hello in a good mood now, I'm dad

@ultrabrandon12 5 жыл бұрын

i dont get the shoe one. someone please explain.

@xvstar_ 5 жыл бұрын

1:12 please help I don't get it and I need to get it to move on with my life.

@SabertoothDeathmouse 5 жыл бұрын

They "converse"

@commieasbestos3269 5 жыл бұрын

The last one: teatties

@raresboldan4885 5 жыл бұрын

I do drums ! Is that a problem ? I usually play rock . I started in March . I hope this is not a problem

@prototype7414 5 жыл бұрын

"You punks are all so daft" I miss daft punk

@pedalbubbles509 5 жыл бұрын

0:58 this changed my life..

@AklyonX 5 жыл бұрын

That last one was good tho

@TheSpencermacdougall 5 жыл бұрын

I don't get the shoe one plz explain

@christianmoralesortiz4688 5 жыл бұрын

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFLAO YOU EARNED YOURSELF POINTS FOR THAT!!!!!!!!!XD

@vantheyuriconnoisseur8794 5 жыл бұрын

Dam.... whenever I sea these videos I just wanna wave to my life-vest goodbye In a good way..

@sageiversen3871 5 жыл бұрын

I COULDN’T HANDLE THE FIRST ONE WHEN THE EMO BANDS CAME IN

@kallie_wg1432 5 жыл бұрын

I luv puns

@malinabevan8285 5 жыл бұрын

for anyone wondering about the joke at 1:11, that shoe is called a "converse"

@thesnowboundcabin Жыл бұрын

goddess fuCKING DAMNIT

@martijnvanweele6204 5 жыл бұрын

Can someone explain the white shoe to me?

@sarahjinnah9981 5 жыл бұрын

0:54 ~ Anchor Tattoo by fetus Chase Atlantic

@shadow-faye 5 жыл бұрын

2:00 can i get an explanation

@AnubisFactsGames 5 жыл бұрын

I don’t get 1:15. May someone explain it to me?

@ihaveaname699 5 жыл бұрын

Yo wassup

@zanda0120 5 жыл бұрын

the fekin t cup

@crasher925 5 жыл бұрын

I don’t get the shoes pun can someone help

@PixelatedPerfection 5 жыл бұрын

My type of video

@mdalsted 5 жыл бұрын

I'm afraid I don't get the one about the hipsters and shoes. Is there a shoe brand called Converse or something?

@mdalsted 5 жыл бұрын

@Sweet Tooth Vulture Ahh.

@cyrus1942 5 жыл бұрын

2:00 I don't get it. someone explain

@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 5 жыл бұрын

0:26 aren't they called nice guys

@jaxsons7993 5 жыл бұрын

Did anyone get the hipster shoe joke cuz I didn’t help pls

@Murrlin27 5 жыл бұрын

Iced Americano sheesh XD

@andrewchapman2039 5 жыл бұрын

And then he did.

@charadreemurr7700 5 жыл бұрын

I don't get the shoe one...

@ryanwrites5531 5 жыл бұрын

I'm sad because fall out boy wasn't in the first one

@syweb2 5 жыл бұрын

I don't get the shoe one.

@2coolbrosand1coolsis 5 жыл бұрын

1:21 actually the guard still wouldnt run the cell, because the mitochondria gives energy to the cell. if he was a nucleus, however, he would run the cell. the reason the mitochondria is called the "powerhouse" of the cell is because it supplies energy to the cell. the nucleus is like the brain of the cell, it controls everything going on

@demolisherinfinite8606 5 жыл бұрын

I bet you're pun at parties.

@breadleymcthicc5444 5 жыл бұрын

Oh, I Wonder how these people thought of these puns. I think there had to be about 30 in all. If 30 were Seconds, it would multiply by 4 to get to 2:00. Alright, I'm gonna go eat a Mars bar. (I tried)