They capped insulin at $35 for seniors literally while I was working on this.
Пікірлер: 8 800
@brreakfastYT Жыл бұрын
I love that idea "cartoon villain takes over a real world industry with evil intent, but ends up running it better and more fairly than it previously was, and is mad that everyone is happier"
@alexanderkruszewski7306 Жыл бұрын
Would love to watch literally any show based on this premise. Any suggestions?
@Allyoutoo Жыл бұрын
@@alexanderkruszewski7306 I don't know about a show, but there is a light novel series with pretty similar premise: "I'm the Evil Lord of an Intergalactic Empire!" 🤔 Check 2/3 boxes, MC is intent on being evil, ends up running it better and more fairly, but doesn't realize everyone else is happy about it 😄
@pheonixrises11 Жыл бұрын
@@alexanderkruszewski7306 ProZD has a single short about a villain accidentally making things better, although doing explicitly evil things like poisoning the water supply
@hibye-die Жыл бұрын
@@Allyoutoo I've been debating reading that light novel is it any good
@Allyoutoo Жыл бұрын
@@hibye-die good enough that I've bought all the volumes available on Kobo 😂
@_gherf Жыл бұрын
Dude literally owns the healthcare system and STILL says it’s too expensive to call an ambulance
@nataliaborys1554 Жыл бұрын
I mean, it's like 1000$, who would want to pay _that_
@calebkemplay6040 Жыл бұрын
@@nataliaborys1554 lol😂 you think it costs $1000, the $4500 hole in my wallet would like to have a word with you...
@Demmrir Жыл бұрын
@@calebkemplay6040 It can cost a grand. Or five grand. You must have missed the part where the exact same care can cost up to thirty times as much money depending on where you get it.
@dr0g_Oakblood Жыл бұрын
That just means he’s not evil enough to be corrupt, nice of him
@kooolainebulger8117 Жыл бұрын
@@nataliaborys1554 expensive taxi ride
@negativeiquser5295 Жыл бұрын
if shadow wasn't here eggman would be called a hero by the entire world for his complete transparency with his motivations, lowering insulin prices, and also being a literally genius. Plus the military would be pretty happy to get their hands on that space laser
@calebkaminski6951 Жыл бұрын
He would get really confused when he says the new price and every one starts cheering for him
@Kj16V Жыл бұрын
Paying insane prices for insulin is uniquely American though, so I think the rest of the world would be like "Meh" lol.
@lealista_imperial11 ай бұрын
When I say USA is the greateat terrorist organization of the history and the USA government have the same right to exist as I have to become Germany's emperor they call me insane
@WhenDoesTheVideoActuallyStart11 ай бұрын
"The entire world"? Bruh I live in a civilised country insulin is free here.
@lealista_imperial11 ай бұрын
gracias a dios nací en latinoámerica
@CodenameJD Жыл бұрын
As an immigrant, the thing that caught me off guard is that even once I had insurance through my employer, I still had to pay huge fees out of pocket for basic appointments.
@whynot-tomorrow_1945 Жыл бұрын
It really is the craziest thing. Insurance is supposed to make it so people can “afford” healthcare, but all it did in the end is give healthcare providers an excuse to raise prices. Same thing happened with student loan programs. It’s a complete racket, but people are getting exorbitantly rich off of people being screwed over. And they use that wealth to back political candidates that promise change while maintaining the status quo.
@kendallpeebles7481 Жыл бұрын
@@whynot-tomorrow_1945 It's also funny how the mainstream media (MSN, CNN and so on) would never talk about real problems like this. They'd rather pedal fake news to divide the common person to distract them from anything that really matters so they can get a payout. Oh, and it's also insurance that makes the hospital trips so expensive. Not your insurance, but the insurance that the hospital has. Pretty wild right? They, "insure" you so you can afford it, while it's their fault it's so expensive in the first place.
@Eternal-ReTuning Жыл бұрын
@@whynot-tomorrow_1945 GOVERNMENT IS SLAVERY
@NutSaxs11 ай бұрын
@@whynot-tomorrow_1945so basically your whole country is just running by rich people kicking the poor ones by the balls?
@17DiamondMan11 ай бұрын
@@whynot-tomorrow_1945 Thats How People Stay in Power and Get Rich. We're All Slaves to a Corrupt Hierarchy we Call Life.
@definitelynotthequestion5359 Жыл бұрын
You either die a villain, or you live long enough to see yourself become the hero.
@labgoat6787 Жыл бұрын
In some cases, and then die.
@GoofySnoobertWasTakenSomehow Жыл бұрын
Megamind plot moment
@Drip_Wooper11 ай бұрын
You either die a villain or live long enough to see yourself becoming a babysitter
@KslovihEdahs11 ай бұрын
@@Drip_Wooper Piccolo Jr, taking care of Pan: Yup.
@Jay_D_Ashe10 ай бұрын
@@KslovihEdahs He was brought back by the Dragon Balls. Twice! And he's a reincarnation of his dad! So that pretty much makes three!! Do you call that a life?!!!! Why am I screaming?
@bob88793 Жыл бұрын
Realizing he is too late Eggman decides to make the world into a shining utopia, so the next generation of mad geniuses have something to destroy
@janusznasiruddin9380 Жыл бұрын
The long con evil plan
@skem9622 Жыл бұрын
Eggman, working to aid the next generation of villians
@spidey5558 Жыл бұрын
Wait, that's actually something I wanna see. A villain that turns the broken world into a utopia just so the next generation can break it again.
@ComedicLetter Жыл бұрын
Securing the job market for future generations
@paulinafirestone7868 Жыл бұрын
Why wait for the next generation? Just build it up, put someone else in charge and immediately go back to destroying everything :D
@blueblaze516011 ай бұрын
“Fine, I’ll just do the most evil thing imaginable! I’m going to charge mothers tens-no HUNDREDS of dollars just to hold their child after birth!”
@Aaa-vp6ug9 ай бұрын
Shadow: they already do that but in the THOUSANDS.
@jmurray11106 ай бұрын
And holding your baby is extra
@carljohnsson75936 ай бұрын
What the fuck
@sirembrum49thegreatmoth26 ай бұрын
Eggman: Damnit! They're more evil than me!
@Aaa-vp6ug6 ай бұрын
@@sirembrum49thegreatmoth2”We established that a while ago, Doctor.” -Shadow
@kaos3629 Жыл бұрын
Eggman: "I'm going to charge people for ambulance rides to hospital even if they refuse!" Shadow: "Right, uh..." Eggman: "No..." Edit: I don't live in the US I have no idea how i got it correct
@miro647010 ай бұрын
They charge people for ambulance rides in America??? It's not a meme???
@kaos362910 ай бұрын
@@miro6470 well...
@miro647010 ай бұрын
@@kaos3629 Oh lord.... that's so fucked up.
@RevanReborn3950BBY9 ай бұрын
@@miro6470you can be charged for an ambulance ride you didn’t consent to
@meganegan59929 ай бұрын
@@miro6470 Hundreds of dollars, *per mile*
@they65 Жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: When my mom went in for her cancer treatment, the health insurance company found a loop hole where if she took more than 30 days off work consecutively they wouldn’t have to pay for her treatments. My mom was throwing up in the hospital getting her treatments while having to work 8 hour shifts on her laptop
@contra5123 Жыл бұрын
That is absolutely vile.
@scout1696 Жыл бұрын
I hope those pieces of shit get cancer and have to work 25 hours per day. And no, that was not a typo.
@Celestial914 Жыл бұрын
What the hell how did they lose their morals.
@decaydjk8922 Жыл бұрын
@@Celestial914 capitalism and morals are incompatible
@potatoman7407 Жыл бұрын
@@Celestial914 capitalism, maximize profit. its really as simple as number go up
@JustALittleAcoustic Жыл бұрын
“I feel like i’m gonna have a heart attack!” “Should i call an ambulance?” “No it’ll cost too much!” the entire US healthcare system within 3 sentences
@CobaltCruiser Жыл бұрын
Squidward: "You're not gonna have a heart attack, are you?" Mr. Krabs: "NOT AT *THESE* PRICES!"
@coolchrisable Жыл бұрын
@@CobaltCruiser Mr.Krabs: "Pack your bags boys your going to medical school"
@BloodyMaryLPS1112 Жыл бұрын
@coolchrisable i wouldn't trust any of them 😭
@SeniorBactive Жыл бұрын
Money!
@Sin_Falimus Жыл бұрын
I could've died of anemia because I refused to get in the ambulance someone called and had someone else pick me up and take me
@MaximumHeresey Жыл бұрын
Eggman : Alright, the US legal sys- Shadow : You know you are being hopelessly optimistic there, right?
@rynemcgriffin17525 ай бұрын
Eggman: FINE, I’ll pick a system so esoteric there’s no way it hasn’t been corrupted by US Bureaucrats! Shadow: Which is? Eggman:………The US Wildlife Commission? Shadow: I….think you might be good there
@evylinredwood4 ай бұрын
@rynemcgriffin1752 Unfortunately, from what I'm aware, there's actually some corruption in the wildlife commission in relation to wildlife trafficking and poaching.
@MaximumHeresey4 ай бұрын
@@evylinredwood Eggman : GODDAMIT-
@rynemcgriffin17524 ай бұрын
@@MaximumHeresey Eggman: “WHAT PART OF THE GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN CORRUPTED?”
@craytherlaygaming28524 ай бұрын
@@rynemcgriffin1752 Shadow: "anything *without* the inituals U, and S, and even then as long as it's part of the US, I assure you.. its corrupt. You'd be better off trying to corrupt the norwegian healthcare system"
@ethanisnotsleeping Жыл бұрын
Whats funny is if Eggman went his route of making the healthcare system evil, he'd automatically be praised as a hero here because atleast its not as bad as it was
@jsw9736 ай бұрын
"Pick the lesser evil" is the only thing americans can do about anything in their lives, tbh. Assuming they can even do anything.
@salvagedude625 Жыл бұрын
man made an educational video about the US Healthcare system disguised as a eggman meme. Props.
@ChungusTheLarge Жыл бұрын
Seems more like satire to me
@CarlosAM1 Жыл бұрын
@@ChungusTheLarge is it?
@agent__berry Жыл бұрын
@@ChungusTheLargeas someone who has close family that falls under literally every point in this video. it’s not lmao
@four-en-tee Жыл бұрын
@@ChungusTheLarge Its both, satire often tends to overlap into critique anyhow.
@Axodus Жыл бұрын
@@CarlosAM1 it is
@Freshlydeliveredegg Жыл бұрын
Eggman would still do a better job than the current us healthcare system
@k96man Жыл бұрын
He could just make a bunch of robot doctors that don't need food,sleep or pay
@HunhowsShadowStalker Жыл бұрын
@Darktion And yet, here you are. On KZfaq, replying to random comments. Tell me, if your TikTok videos are so succesful, why do you feel the need to go out of your way to call attention to it? I think you're not nearly as succesful as you claim to be and you're just placing replies like this to make yourself feel better rather than actually consider making good content.
@tub1n Жыл бұрын
@Darktion you are literally using youtube to write this comment
@babooskidickerson1413 Жыл бұрын
@Darktion489 your body is built to stay inside your mom’s house 💀
@theviniso Жыл бұрын
Hey, look at the bright side: If the US had a free, universal healthcare system we wouldn't have Breaking Bad.
@limepelt2348 Жыл бұрын
Rethinking his life, eggman decides to quit evil and pursues a forklift certification
@UlyssesK40210 ай бұрын
"I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack!" "Should I call an ambulance?" "No, it'll cost too much!" Absolute scriptwriting mastery.
@Randy.Bobandy7 ай бұрын
Some people are very easily impressed.
@IanB.20226 ай бұрын
For real tho, just thinking about the price makes my bank account hurt. Anything less than absolutely life threatening, and I'm calling an Uber or just driving there myself.
@ChillaxeMake5 ай бұрын
@WillyFisher412no, this is an actual issue this is literally what happens
@dannybrandon28223 ай бұрын
My US friends were shocked, that I payed 10€ for an ambulance and whole treatment in the hospital after dislocating my shoulder outdoors. Its honestly shocking, how the system works in the states.
@pacifistichuman82649Ай бұрын
17/10 response
@Jay2JayGaming Жыл бұрын
I like how this all boils down to saying "You literally couldn't make the situation worse if you were actively trying to"
@lanereynolds4567 Жыл бұрын
i mean... he could have put rapists in charge of the rape kit section of the hospitals... or pedophiles in the children's ward... But then again, he's cartoonishly evil.... not real world evil, like some places on earth.
@noskalborg723 Жыл бұрын
Um. Canada. They try to push assisted suicide onto old folks who dare complain about their healthcare.
@noskalborg723 Жыл бұрын
@@SigFigNewton y'all shoulda gone with religion 😆.
@000Dragon50000 Жыл бұрын
@@noskalborg723 In the us Religion has been turned into an exploitative for-profit enterprise too. I mean not that organised monotheistic religions weren't already doing that, they have been for literally two millenia at this point, but yeeesh the US takes that to a whole new level.
@noskalborg723 Жыл бұрын
@@000Dragon50000 yes. "their lips draw near unto me, but their hearts are far from me" It didn't start with Christianity. It's just that with the apostasy, so called christianity started imposing it on other people. The Book of Mormon says that "were Priestcraft to be enforced by the sword, it would prove the destruction of this entire people", as it did for the 10 tribes of Israel.
@nessesaryschoolthing Жыл бұрын
Given his family's backstory, you could argue the only reason that Eggman was ever evil at all was because the government was MORE evil in the first place.
@TFSned Жыл бұрын
@@Lethargy514 The follow up to SA2 should have been about taking down G.U.N. They probably want to get rid of anyone who knows what they did on the ARK, even if Gerald already revealed some of it to the world. You don't even really win against them in SA2. They wanted Shadow gone anyway.
@GreenBomber Жыл бұрын
Now that I think about it, there's a non-zero chance of a game just being Sonic and Eggman fucking over the government together. --Or is that just SA2?--
@Sorrelhas Жыл бұрын
Do they ever give a backstory for Eggman being evil in the games? Or does he do what he must just because he can?
@nessesaryschoolthing Жыл бұрын
@@Sorrelhas Not explicitly, but it's sort of implied by SA2 that his initial motivation was carrying on his late grandfather's research (into things like the chaos emeralds, for example) while also securing a place for himself outside of the G.U.N.'s control (deforesting uninhabited islands to build factories and turning the local fauna into an army of robots loyal to him, which started the conflict between him and Sonic in the first place).
@ClashBluelight Жыл бұрын
The egg memos from Frontiers indicate that Eggman had a bad home life as a direct result of Maria getting killed. His family would only talk about her, and would neglect him entirely. Given how frustrated he is about this even in the present day, I'd assume this period of neglect and comparison lasted for a good while.
@villagerjj Жыл бұрын
do one for the US education system. one of the points could be that state lotteries help fund schools, so they don't teach statistics.
@fluffiest_rock Жыл бұрын
What? Is this true??? - An australian
@tr1ke435 Жыл бұрын
@fluffiest_rock well.. they technically do teach stats, but it requires 3 prereq classes to get into. in highschool. also yeah it's true. and most schools base their funding on how good grades are. there's like, a whole Simpsons episode on it
@dilutioncreation131711 ай бұрын
That's messed up for a different reason. Say I convinced a friend to give me a dollar towards owning a home, but then I spend a different dollar I used to save for the home on a gun. The friend would be pissed! That's how money "goes towards education" here
@mateuszkrytyk57118 ай бұрын
I am just happy that I do not live in USA They always laugh And I am just like Dude, I don't need a gun, I want a peaceful life and start a family without worrying if my kids will encounter a school shooting or if I will be able to financially cover a life saving operation of my wife I don't need to worry about that because I live in Europe, even if it is not top tier Germany or Nordic countries I am still living pretty good and I don't need more I was able to get an education I was able to go to university based on my skills not the amount of money I had and I am happy my kids will be able to study if they want to too
@phoenix124098 ай бұрын
@@tylerkudo well, from where i come. There are everyday finding out a corrupted dr who couldn't pay for their fees, so they started stealing organs from his pacients and selling them in some weird af place
@noneofyourbuisness1679 Жыл бұрын
You know something's fucked up when even a literal cartoon villain is horrified by it
@Nidvex Жыл бұрын
As the story progresses and Eggman realizes how truly beyond cartoonishly evil the entire system is, he has a midlife crisis that ultimately results in a change of heart and he starts actually fixing the problems.
@abadgurl2010 Жыл бұрын
That would be an amazing story I would pay to read! If I wasn't so broke.
@chikomitata Жыл бұрын
Now voiced by prozd?
@allster0crowly Жыл бұрын
well he cannot be evil, everyone already beat him to every punchline, to corrupt it he must first make it passable on a scale of at least some good to corrupt in the first place.
@M33f3r Жыл бұрын
@@allster0crowly Exactly what I was going to say
@juddakooda9520 Жыл бұрын
@@allster0crowly can’t corrupt what’s already corrupted so I’m turns he fixes things just to corrupt them agai.?
@thewildwil2544 Жыл бұрын
He actually tried helping us by lowering it to 200 bucks 💀
@Jay-LT_513 Жыл бұрын
Didn't Trump or biden make it like 40? What happened to that?
@salamander2468 Жыл бұрын
@Jay LT it was primarily for seniors with Medicare. only a small cut of the population. Whether it's still going on I'm unsure but it wasn't t for most of the population anyways
@Jay-LT_513 Жыл бұрын
@salamander 24 This sucks.. if it wasn't for modern technology, I would just say have it be supported through taxes, but doing so now will give incentive for entities to cause the condition. In older days, most would probably want natural selection anyway. Us weak health has only been supported in modern society. I'm not sure how you'd solve the exploitable behavior
@aff77141 Жыл бұрын
Shadow should've kept his gd mouth shut
@NoriMori1992 Жыл бұрын
*insert ProZD's "villain who unintentionally always does helpful things" here*
@level5650 Жыл бұрын
The worst part is that the people in charge of and enabling this system almost definitely consider themselves good, hardworking people just doing what’s best for the business.
@jacobrzeszewski6527 Жыл бұрын
It is not possible for anyone who suggests denying treatment to people at random in hopes that the slippage rate is high to not know what they're doing is wrong.
@boiwifeyasmr4U11 ай бұрын
Randism in a nut shell
@blueblaze516011 ай бұрын
No, there’s corporate propaganda out there that seeks to change public perspective from “people that consciously commit malicious actions for profit” to “people that are just trying to make money for the business, but are ignorant of the consequences of their actions.” After all, its a far worse public image to be seen as evil for the sake of personal gain than to “be willing to change if only they knew better.”
@thebaldpizzaman631910 ай бұрын
@@blueblaze5160 wdym they just need a disney song to become good people
@Lucid56309 ай бұрын
Denial is the first stage of grief. Tbh i see it as making paper. That dont make them good people of course but capitalism isnt about making money the right way. Its about making money in the least legal way as possible.
@JustAndre925 ай бұрын
"Guess they beat me to the punch there." "They certainly beat you to punching diabetics." is an S-tier dialogue exchange.
@rakago Жыл бұрын
Props to whoever voiced the U.S. healthcare system
@N0t_Swagger Жыл бұрын
@Darktion Beta male reply
@xeros672 Жыл бұрын
@@N0t_Swagger alpha reply to a beta reply
@resumethyvideo7631 Жыл бұрын
@Darktion it’s an axle clone *F U C K*
@woundwortrx124tr6 Жыл бұрын
@Darktion why is your goofy ahh maidenless beta arse still here, then? Surprised you're not a bot, with both your repeated replies and severe lack of intelligence beyond spamming worthless... I don't even know what to classify this cockroach excretion as...
@LostEngineProductions Жыл бұрын
should we tell homie what website he used to comment this or should we let him figure it out?
@CoolWhip_ Жыл бұрын
It was really nice of Eggman to take over the US healthcare system. He's a really good guy!
@villaniousmustache4898 Жыл бұрын
Still would be better than Obama care
@imnotpayingchildsupport4506 Жыл бұрын
Man the U.S. government one up Eggman before he was even born
@Dark_CaveJohnson Жыл бұрын
@Don't Read My Profile Picturenobody cares
@t74devkw Жыл бұрын
@@Dark_CaveJohnson Especially the US
@Dark_CaveJohnson Жыл бұрын
@@t74devkw exactly
@leearft6680 Жыл бұрын
As a Type 1 Diabetic, I’m glad to hear Eggman also is dumbfounded by current insulin prices
@elijahhilton47592 ай бұрын
My girlfriend is a diabetic and I can verify that insulin is in fact this high for some reason.
@PinkSakuraBunnie Жыл бұрын
He forgot how we also limit having doctors and nurses bc of our outrageously expensive higher education system. Ppl who might make great docs and nurses often can't afford to pay for college or spend that much time in school if trying to be a doctor. Totally messed up.
@KandyBoy697 ай бұрын
That's why private schools exist. Only the children of the wealthy are allowed to become doctors.
@riotkitty4 ай бұрын
Blame inflation and the fact colleges became too important. Everyone and their mother needs to have a degree now. More students means prices go up to maintain campuses. Less people can then afford college and cause many to be indebted
@idiotsandwich2984 ай бұрын
@@riotkittyThere should probably be an emphasis on the student debt system. As it is basically the insurance for colleges allowing them to increase the price as much as they want.
@m136dalie Жыл бұрын
He forgot about making psychiatric patients who were forcibly admitted against their wishes pay for the treatment they never consented to
@gengarzilla1685 Жыл бұрын
That's so evil, he never considered it.
@h3lblad3 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's fucked up in the same vein as getting stuck with ambulance bills for rides you turned down when someone else called them.
@michaeldimare3786 Жыл бұрын
I just keep getting more and more depressed by the systems realities everyday
@dazeyndrowsy Жыл бұрын
I... You could argue that as violating two of the bioethical concepts that doctors and the like gotta follow. First, autonomy. Of course, the hospital would argue that the patient was going through a psychotic episode, and that they can't make "informed decisions". Which I would think is a load of bs in most cases, and besides, people typically have to want treatment for it to have a positive effect. Otherwise it's imprisoning someone, and then asking them to pay you for it. Second, non-maleficence. Again, forcibly admitting someone into a hospital is NOT good for their psyche, no matter the hospital's intentions.
@m136dalie Жыл бұрын
@@dazeyndrowsy Generally forced admissions are reserved exclusively for people who are an immediate threat to others or themselves. Best example is the schizophrenic patient going on a psychotic rampage who will get others and themselves killed unless given treatment. That's how it's usually justified. What's not justified though is forcing that same schizophrenic patient a bill for tens of thousands of dollars that they'll probably never able to pay back. Something that, to my knowledge, only happens in the USA.
@realTGF Жыл бұрын
The fact eggman didn’t know any of this about the world he’s trying to takeover and is even surprised by how crazy the healthcare system is says a lot
@nobafan7515 Жыл бұрын
His 300+ iq couldn't figure it out.
@usopp9837 Жыл бұрын
Who wouldn’t be💀
@HabitualThinker Жыл бұрын
Is he even American?
@DehydratedDarkness Жыл бұрын
@@HabitualThinker Technically speaking his last name is a rare Polish/Czech name, but spelled like Polish. Gerald and Maria are also rather popular in Poland, so... A third generation immugrant?
@theivace9705 Жыл бұрын
@@HabitualThinker I thought most evidence pointed to him being Russian. Even if his Grandfather worked for the US.
@davidgeorge19434 ай бұрын
“I can’t be more cartoonishly evil than the United States’ healthcare system. And I am literally a cartoon villain!” Is both hilarious and depressing.
@normalguycap Жыл бұрын
This is daaaangerously close to a video essay about capitalism.
@TheKYLEdavid Жыл бұрын
Espio’s dream has finally come true
@PhantomAarantula Жыл бұрын
I love the idea that Eggman would unintentionally make insulin *more* affordable if he was in power. Dude would become the Dr. Doom of the USA's health care system.
@alanbareiro6806 Жыл бұрын
It's funny (sad) that his evil plans would actually _improve_ the healthcare system in America.
@Cybron2099 Жыл бұрын
If memory serves me correct, didn't doctor doom cure all diseases, end world hunger, and provide stable living conditions like.. 10 minutes into coming into power in earth's mightiest heroes?
@nathanielbass771 Жыл бұрын
@@Cybron2099 he did, and then he installed chips in everyone's brains to stop crime before it happens, turning the entire world into robots that hated anyone who did not comply or disagreed with doom in any way
@Cybron2099 Жыл бұрын
@@nathanielbass771 so like 99% of what he did was good then. K
@nathanielbass771 Жыл бұрын
@@Cybron2099 nope. He then began to try and conquer everyone else as well. I think he even went so far as to mention that humanity had lost its individuality and that individuals were thereby expendable for the "greater good" of the species. He was basically super-Hitler that had caused the extinction of the human race and replaced them with robot humans. gradually it became where they did not think, did not act and otherwise did not live without instruction from Doom
@TakkV2 Жыл бұрын
Eggman : "I'm just going to take over something pure and free of corruption" Also eggman : keep targetting the US
@nova_supreme8390 Жыл бұрын
When you control the US, taking control the rest of the world becomes so much easier. They do not talk about US global cultural hegemony for no reason. While military endeavours have become more tepid recently, Eggman could easily mobilize them too on a whim.
@user-kb9sl8un6m Жыл бұрын
@@nova_supreme8390 this is the most us thing I ever read
@synthetic_creature Жыл бұрын
@@nova_supreme8390 just because its slightly easier doesnt make it even feasible
@Lucifer_Nihilum Жыл бұрын
if it weren't for the Nuclear Arsenal, M.A.D., and how a country truly at its wits end would likely fire anyway, then the USA could definitely conquer the planet. If it had competent leadership, which is much less likely anyhow.
@foulbeans9693 Жыл бұрын
@@synthetic_creature I mean, Nazi Germany had the USSR and Japan, fucked France, and even before that ate a couple of countries before the war even started. That's a very generous hand considering they had the end goal of global domination. Basically, no matter how many things you got going for you, it's infinitely easier said than done. Though I guess the US would be one of the best picks for even attempting that.
@merylsmith8297 Жыл бұрын
As a teacher, that "oooh boy" hit way too hard
@Roberts_Stuff8 ай бұрын
Eggman: ugh fine. How about I force insurance companies to only pay off a certain percent of the treatment, still leaving thousands of dollars that the patients are still required to pay off! And I’ll charge patients thousands for basic appointments! And just to top it all off, I’ll force patients who were admitted against their will pay for treatment that they were never consented into receiving! MUHAHAHAHA! Shadow: well… Eggman: ARE YOU FU-
@michaelhuss0 Жыл бұрын
This should be a whole series about why Eggman can't outdo the evils of the real world.
@rjframe4410 Жыл бұрын
yes please
@bumblebeeyellowdragon Жыл бұрын
The US, not the world. Do not mistake the world for being as evil as the US system.
@EldenRingplayer407 Жыл бұрын
Except he kinda almost did in Sonic Forces, by burning the world with his massive robots
@theepic1944 Жыл бұрын
Because what's the point of taking over the world when you aren't able to, so might as well destroy it.
@williamdavis5711 Жыл бұрын
@@EldenRingplayer407 genocide? Stalin beat him to that by a few decades.
@Some_Shmuck Жыл бұрын
Y'know this might just be me, but something about this video feels like commentary on the U.S. Healthcare system.
@elevate07 Жыл бұрын
Nah you're reading too much into it
@wildstorm3486 Жыл бұрын
You’re totally reading to much into it.
@allyourpie4323 Жыл бұрын
Dude,it's just a cartoon.
@bluewhirlwind9830 Жыл бұрын
@@allyourpie4323 but he's not wrong despite the fact is he? The truth always beats the norm ugly or not.
@KipsterMc Жыл бұрын
You might be on to something there
@wasellc8888 Жыл бұрын
2:40 a true American.
@CypherNeoMetal Жыл бұрын
Every once in a while I want to move to the U.S, but then I remember *that* part. It's a good thing that in Brazil we have a single health system that is almost free.
@fusrosandvich3738 Жыл бұрын
Never come to the US. Going to somewhere in the EU would almost certainly be better if youre planning on moving.
@CypherNeoMetal11 ай бұрын
@@fusrosandvich3738I'm not really planning to move somewhere abroad other than my country, but maybe a vacation would be nice.
@nameless......................6 ай бұрын
@@fusrosandvich3738heard canada has free healthcare, is is better than the us?
@lesunshineworshiper116 ай бұрын
@@nameless......................I'm a bit late but yes it is. Free healthcare will always be better then this mess of a system we have. Oh to have "public servants" that actually care about their people
@lesunshineworshiper116 ай бұрын
@@CypherNeoMetalTo Americas credit the national parks all make really nice vacation spots. But never ever move here, the healthcare system is one of many horribly corrupt entities in this shithole
@AnonyBoiii Жыл бұрын
I love how Eggman makes the distinction between him and the US healthcare system: He’s comically diabolical The US healthcare system is actually diabolical
@Astro_Crunch Жыл бұрын
It's like how the Joker is more afraid of the IRS than he is of Batman
@noahkarpinski1824 Жыл бұрын
@AstroCrunch and also how *we're* more afraid of the IRS then the Joker
@YUKILOID39 Жыл бұрын
I like how Shadow knows all these things even though he just woke up after 50 years, like he woke up and immediately studied the state of the current american healthcare system
@Grey_World1 Жыл бұрын
Maybe it's that obvious? OR I guess you can call him woke!
@BaronSengir1008 Жыл бұрын
As a being created for mass destruction, it would make sense for him to learn about how the government handles stuff like that...
@SSBGogetaFTW Жыл бұрын
I mean his purpose was originally to cure incurable diseases and be a companion for Maria, who had an incurable disease. I'd wager he might be interested in the subject lol
@coolchrisable Жыл бұрын
@@SSBGogetaFTW i mean tbh Shadow bing a walking cure for diseases hes probley the reason the ark got shut down in the first place ( from the skit we all know why the ark was really shut down have to be specif for some people) cant let something like that that would cripple the enitre pham and medical business get out also gotta end everyone who worked on the project for good measure
@ExposingOreo Жыл бұрын
There's a reason why he has Twitter
@squishyseraph7780 Жыл бұрын
I love how shadow just prepared for eggman to learn about how screwed the educational system is.
@nepu-chan716711 ай бұрын
Wait, Eggman will set the price of insulin to just $200? Shit, I'd vote for him. Save me some money, Robotnik.
@Johndoe-jd18 күн бұрын
Vote Dr Ivo Robotnik. Why vote for the lesser of two evils when you can vote for the honest evil
@waffleauflauf4213 Жыл бұрын
Or how insurance agencies, which aren't even run by doctors, can just straight up deny letting you get a med that your doctor prescribed you, like "sorry, I don't think you actually need this"
@jex-the-notebook-guy1002 Жыл бұрын
You don't. Medicine is a trap. Better to get off that shit
@lyianx11 ай бұрын
Not just medication. Procedures *they* don't feel is "necessary" even though they are in no way qualified to determine that. And from what i can tell, they dont "deny" letting you get it.. they just deny letting you get it on "Their" dime.. even though its really YOUR dime, because you are fucking PAYING THEM for that insurance.
@dilutioncreation131711 ай бұрын
Let's say your doctor discovers you have a neurological disorder and that it is progressing at a rate that requires the most aggressive medication. Insurance demands that you try the other meds first and show they aren't working and work your way up to the most aggressive one. Meanwhile your mind has turned to Swiss cheese irreversibly and you finally get to have the med that might have kept you well longer. Isn't neurology fun?
@MarksterC11 ай бұрын
@@dilutioncreation1317 not as extreme, but the only meds my insurance covers for my ADHD are on backorder for like, forever. lol
@Belle_Diosa10 ай бұрын
Or "no you can't have this life altering medication because it doesn't come in a cheaper generic form".
@xion0713 Жыл бұрын
Shadow saying "they beat you to punching diabetics" is probably the thing that has brought me the greatest joy in life thus far
@webbedshadow2601 Жыл бұрын
Xion! Want some sea salt ice cream?
@luckystarplays1837 Жыл бұрын
@@webbedshadow2601 it’s salty AND sweet
@ZT1ST Жыл бұрын
Sonic Adventure 2's Shadow the Hedgehog briefly being possessed by Shadow the Hedgehog's Shadow the Hedgehog.
@iz2333 Жыл бұрын
Why do you hate diabetics so much
@Puzzles-Pins Жыл бұрын
As a diabetic, I can tell ya it was a hell of a punch, right to the balls.
@The_Story_Of_Us3 ай бұрын
Plot twist, this is the beginning of Doctor Eggman’s redemption arc, where he realizes he can’t out-evil the US healthcare system and just decides to make it good instead out of spite.
@Freaky_Perry2 ай бұрын
You should make a "Eggman Takes Over the US Educational System" as a sequel to this, LMAO
@SillyBirdSpottedInHell26640 Жыл бұрын
“I’ll take over something pure and free of corruption..like the U.S. educational system!” I almost went into a panic attack hearing those words
@Tzizenorec Жыл бұрын
Our education system is pretty bad, but Hitler already demonstrated how it could be worse.
@mewmew8932 Жыл бұрын
Heck tier suffering
@dashietheytpproductions2521 Жыл бұрын
“Should i call an ambulance?”
@WispHunter Жыл бұрын
@@dashietheytpproductions2521"No, it would cost too much"
@aaronlopez5163 Жыл бұрын
Little does he know that the educational system is also corrupted on the inside… just not as much like 80% less but that doesn’t make it pure and innocent
@Stigmaballs Жыл бұрын
"Should I call an ambulance" "NO it'll cost too much!" I actually spat out my water
@ryandoucette5388 Жыл бұрын
Unspit it out! We can't afford to have you waste water when the damn wee-woo mobiles cost so much!
@divinehatred6021 Жыл бұрын
@@ryandoucette5388 Supporting war in Ukraine*
@Immadeus Жыл бұрын
@@ryandoucette5388 a-are you going to drink his spit???
@zoynes4968 Жыл бұрын
DRINK THWT WATER WE’RE HAVING A DROUGHT RN
@dariusallison5333 Жыл бұрын
I’ve lived this, it really sucks and is sad as fuck but I can’t help but feel the humor now.
@REDSUN2422311 ай бұрын
“Idk whether to be proud of my country or disgusted by it!” “Maybe both.”
@MattyMatthew-m4o18 күн бұрын
"Huh. I mean I'm all for it, but improving things doesn't sound very evil, doctor."
@RedMoon814 Жыл бұрын
Population: We are saved! Eggman: I wouldn't say "saved", more like "under new management" Population: No, you don't understand, you literally can't make things worse than they currently are
@evrint Жыл бұрын
Timeskip to a genuinely glorious utopia. The tyrant, on his deathbed, mutters his last words. "I... failed."
@robertlupa8273 Жыл бұрын
@@evrint "Yes you did fail... successfully. Thank you for all you've done."
@theapexsurvivor9538 Жыл бұрын
Eggman: *Bails out banks and prints 1900% more money so everyone has an income over $10,000* Population: Oh No!
@__nog642 Жыл бұрын
Things can always be worse. Don't doubt that.
@JustARoamer Жыл бұрын
@@__nog642 one of the only ways would be to absolutely decimate funding, or make practicing modern medicine illegal
@BeanoNintendo Жыл бұрын
Eggman: “Ok, Shadow. I’ve finally got it. How about I make it so that not even medical professionals are guaranteed insurance with their jobs. If they get sick, they have to pay out of pocket for their own employer to treat them.” (Shadow stares silently) Eggman: “No. No. I refuse to believe you. You have to be making that up”
@razi_man Жыл бұрын
That would be a great slap in the face, honestly. I wonder why the video didn't include that.
@mr.killwolf6667 Жыл бұрын
lol
@mistermistermr732 Жыл бұрын
this is peak funnys!!!
@damien678 Жыл бұрын
say sike rn
@milaliah Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@Xtreme-qk5qg4 ай бұрын
"I'll just take over something pure, and free of corruption. Like, uh, the U.S educational system." Shadow:"oh boy, oh boy do i got news for you."
@Roberts_Stuff10 ай бұрын
The line, “That’s called insurance” from shadow in such a monotone and sudden manner has GOT to be the best line in this whole video.
@Zarastro54 Жыл бұрын
Always remember that Bob Par aka Mr. Incredible’s miserable civilian job was at an insurance company, and he was reprimanded for helping an old woman navigate the intentionally cumbersome bureaucracy through loopholes.
@gengarzilla16858 ай бұрын
I loved that bit. Heroes don't need suits after all.
@Memelord11178 ай бұрын
@@gengarzilla1685Capes would fit better for this-NO CAPES!!!... ...suits is is, then.
@WEB-08138 ай бұрын
They’re experts, EXPERTS BOB!!
@Goldy-tv3wv8 ай бұрын
ʷᵉ'ʳᵉ ˢᵘᵖᵖᵒˢᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ʰᵉˡᵖ *OUR PEOPLE*
@floricel_1127 ай бұрын
@@gengarzilla1685but he was wearing a business suit....
@TheDoctorofOdoIsland Жыл бұрын
Eggman having a phd in Women's Studies actually fits the lore. He does not (yet) have a teaching degree however, so he'd find it difficult to take over the educational system
@josephrasche7194 Жыл бұрын
I mean, he *did* take over the healthcare system in spite of not being a doctor. Comically large space lasers can make up for a lack of qualifications, apparently. -Hestia
@sploofmcsterra4786 Жыл бұрын
He really wouldn't
@TheClassyCharmeleon Жыл бұрын
Historically 'lack of experience teaching' hasn't really stopped anyone from making that system worse.
@birbbabybirb Жыл бұрын
In Texas, you can be a teacher or superintendent without any prior experiences or a degree. The schools don't even care whether you have a degree in what you're teaching. So while maybe Eggman would have a little difficulty becoming Secretary of Education, he could probably still get a very high position with only a lot of lying and money. He could even become governor of a state and therefore in charge of a statewide school system if he really tried. Well, if the politicians would accept the possibility of being murdered by robots, that is.
@davidwuhrer6704 Жыл бұрын
I thought his PhD was in robotics.
@funguy3259 Жыл бұрын
Eggman: *owns the healthcare system* Also Eggman: The ambulance is too expensive Now thats where i draw the line
@Otokogoroshi Жыл бұрын
As someone suffering under the issues of the US healthcare system... man this video is AMAZING. Thank you! I love this!
@Poke_verse Жыл бұрын
Bruh if Eggman really took over the American Helathcare, literally no one would complain. I mean it's not like he can f**k up it up any better
@villaniousmustache4898 Жыл бұрын
Obama care in a nutshell
@dominikk302 Жыл бұрын
Man that's a bit to real
@somerandolad Жыл бұрын
It's funny because it's true.
@mjc0961 Жыл бұрын
@@villaniousmustache4898 It was screwed up well before Obama.
@nobafan7515 Жыл бұрын
@@villaniousmustache4898 op said MORE not improve.
@hunterterrell5735 Жыл бұрын
If shadow didn't clarify it, Eggman would literally be a hero to everyone in the US
@asagothe_fander Жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@Kyumifun Жыл бұрын
Damn you, Shadow the Hedgehog!
@cpob2013 Жыл бұрын
And sonic would try to stop him claiming to be a hero fighting for the freedom of capitalist exploitation
@starkiller1289 Жыл бұрын
@@cpob2013 And then Sonic would be wanted by the police...again
@MrCamocat09 Жыл бұрын
"Being an evil dictator doesn't exclude me from being a feminist, shadow." I'm dying
@johnpike71414 ай бұрын
Fun fact: That joke actually comes from a mistranslation that was written for Eggman’s character description in the North American version of the Sonic Heroes game manual. (In the Japanese version of the manual, it describes Eggman as a womanizer, but somehow it got mistranslated to him being a “romanticist and a feminist” in the U.S. version.) Still, the fact that the joke is technically in-character for Eggman canonically makes it even more hilarious….😂.
@Cows095 Жыл бұрын
There should be a part 2 where Eggman takes over the US education system.
@TeamGentlementlemen Жыл бұрын
my favorite out of all of this is that even though they capped insulin at 35$ for seniors, they decided young people can just die or get rich.
@brandonvelde5774 Жыл бұрын
Best part is that $35 is still ridiculously overpriced for how easy it is to make.
@KlavierMenn Жыл бұрын
@@brandonvelde5774 No kidding. The inventor gave up the patent to make it to be free actually. and it IS free here in Brazil, as it should be.
@ernie39 Жыл бұрын
I guess less people will qualify for the elderly discount if you price people out of making it that far :-/ real humane maximization of profits there, US govt
@phoenixmarktwo Жыл бұрын
@@C00K13-Z_9 It's artificial selection. Nature isn't pricing insulin at more than 20x its production cost.
@C00K13-Z_9 Жыл бұрын
@Phoenix_MKII Ik, I just wanted to make a joke about how messed up the US is
@300IQPrower Жыл бұрын
as a type 1 diabetic I extend a heartfelt thank you to Robotnikare for capping insulin prices
@ruineka_one Жыл бұрын
I read that they are doing something about this to lower the prices in 2023. Any truth to this?
@MrToddino Жыл бұрын
@@ruineka_one It was lowered by mean twitter man, but the current "progressive" president decided to freeze the action if memory serves
@ChangedMyNameFinally69 Жыл бұрын
@@MrToddino Biden's not progressive though lol
@MrToddino Жыл бұрын
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 learn what quotation marks mean big guy, he's been called that by many
@ChangedMyNameFinally69 Жыл бұрын
@@MrToddino So are you pro-Bernie or Biden or what?
@Kartoffelkamm4 ай бұрын
Eggman: "O- o- okay, then, I'll just ruin... the democratic process." Shadow: "What do you mean?" Eggman: "Well, I'll create an unreasonably awful system, and then force the citizens to vote for a candidate to take over. Once they do that, I'll give up my power." Shadow: "Uh-huh." Eggman: "So first, I'll-" Shadow: "Make it so people have to register to vote, rather than being eligible as soon as they turn a certain age, set up voting booths so that it's harder for certain people to vote than for others, and also not make it a paid holiday?" Eggman: "... Shadow, what the fuck?" Shadow: "Because that's loosely what you'll have to beat if you want to make the electoral system evil." Eggman: "Th- then, I'll just... make only two parties, no upper limit for how old a candidate can be, and also, there are no measures in place to easily remove a president from power, or ban people from running for office unless they actively commit a crime. That way, there is no way to prevent even more evil people from coming into office after me." Shadow: "Oh right, forgot to mention that earlier." Eggman: "Please tell me you're joking." Shadow: "Nope, 100% serious." Eggman: "I don't get it, Shadow. There has to be something I can do for them to see me as evil." Shadow: "It doesn't matter what you do, Eggman, the USA is already evil enough. However, they _do_ value their freedom and hard work." Eggman: "So? How's that supposed to help me?" Shadow: "Make the US better, but force them to implement these changes. Most of the people won't care if it makes their lives better or worse, as long as they get to make the decision themselves. Make that decision for them, and you'll always be the villain, even if you give them affordable healthcare and education." Eggman: "Well, if you say so."
@xavierburval4128 Жыл бұрын
Eggman: what if I take over the IRS, and uhhh, make people do their own taxes and punish them when they do it wrong! Shadow: already do that Eggman: Transportation system, I’ll make them pay a bunch of money for roads, and make them terrible anyways. Shadow: taken Eggman: oh I know, I’ll take over the government, and force the country into a ton of debt, further exaggerating the other issues. Shadow: been in the trillions for years now Eggman: ok what if I just get rid of the government, and cause the entire country to fall into anarchy. Surely that will make a difference! Shadow: yeah… that’d probably make it better Eggman: ok I quit
@Freedmoon443 ай бұрын
Transportation is so f that you are never actually paying for the roads, you are paying for the next project of whoever is in power. In order to make more roads they gain governement finances to do it, and since the US's urban planning for cars only sucks they have giant roads that costs more to maintain than the current taxes would be able to pay for anyway, so roads end up terrible
@Man_Aslume2 ай бұрын
Eggman: then uh I'll start a war with a country for resources and cause massive damage! Shadow: they beat you there
@Eli_Guy Жыл бұрын
Having grown up with a mom working in the public school system, that last "Oh boy" was b r u t a l
@swagmaster699 Жыл бұрын
My high school experiences is part of the reason I have crippling depression
@noskalborg723 Жыл бұрын
The Teacher's Union is indeed super evil in a communist way.
@okuno54 Жыл бұрын
"Oh boy" was my _exact_ reaction
@robertlauncher Жыл бұрын
@@swagmaster699 Same
@e-meds557 Жыл бұрын
As someone actively studying to eventually work in a public school, that hit super hard for me
@AgentAnime95 Жыл бұрын
I love that Shadow already knows how corrupt the US medical and US educational system are lol
@Cookiekopter Жыл бұрын
Ye his is basically your typical all knowing internet user
@daizy7441 Жыл бұрын
@Darktion woah a tik tok advertisement bot? that’s new
@thefantasylife Жыл бұрын
I mean, his best friend was chronically ill
@rafaelmartinez9259 Жыл бұрын
@@thefantasylife yup
@AgentAnime95 Жыл бұрын
@@thefantasylife That's true cause he was quite literally made in hopes be some type of cure (I think?) for her.
@sync4606 Жыл бұрын
2:42 That's your problem right there no matter what you'll always be a cartoon villain, and nothing is more viciously cruel then reality itself
@shiningarmor283810 ай бұрын
This is like the end of that movie 'The Dictator' where Aladeen is describing why dictatorships are better than democracy, but he's actually describing American politics.
@elseggs65047 ай бұрын
Nah, he ended up describing most of the so-called "free world" with that one
@Freedmoon443 ай бұрын
@@elseggs6504 still more free than the rest of the world ngl
@elseggs65043 ай бұрын
@@Freedmoon44 From what I've seen the US government would much rather have us live in the illusion of freedom. Most countries dont have Patriot Acts, let alone nutjob agencies like the CIA.
@arcticthehunter7099Ай бұрын
@@Freedmoon44 Last I checked, our medicine is distinctly *less* free than the rest of the developed world
@Freedmoon44Ай бұрын
@@arcticthehunter7099 not my fault the US sucks, but better the US than a country like Afghanistan where medicine may be a prayer and some hope depanding on who and where you arr
@emilieyang6192 Жыл бұрын
The U.S.'s system is so thoroughly godawful that the video doesn't even go into the fact that EVEN IF you are covered with insurance in the U.S., you can still end up with a copay that's far more expensive than visiting another country for the same treatment.
@Dargonhuman Жыл бұрын
Oh and you _have_ to pay into the corrupt and broken insurance scam system or else you'll get a huge tax penalty AND STILL have to pay massive out of pocket payments because those same corrupt insurance companies are the primary driving force behind the sky high medical costs to begin with.
@klausd.6285 Жыл бұрын
Or the fact that once the squeeze ever penny out of your insurance they just stop treating you and put you on addicting drugs as their new way of “treating you”.
@ignacioamolio7682 Жыл бұрын
I'm from Argentina, My mom have a friend who lives in U.S.A, that friend finds more economic to fly here and check the dentista.
@Akanoyoru Жыл бұрын
But at least the US healthcare isn't suggesting MAID as treatment... yet.
@criticalthinker3262 Жыл бұрын
Americans pay more for medical than any other developed country on earth
@MysticiaDevHoopsMacabre Жыл бұрын
“I can’t be any more cartoonishly evil than the US healthcare system!” That made my day lol
@itselguapo4 ай бұрын
"Something pure like the us educational system!" Hoooo boy, I never studied, barely turned in any homework, was disruptive in a class, and felt like going to that school was a waste of time so I ditched school almost every day for 2 months just to hang out with my friends who graduated the year before me, I still graduated. The high school diploma feels worthless.
@yurichtube11624 ай бұрын
Damn
@basementdwellercosplayАй бұрын
Eggman wondering why people are celebrating his new system that has the double the number of residents and half the cost of insulin as the previous system
@batteriesnotincluded4734 Жыл бұрын
"You either die as a villain, or live long enough to save the people from the govt" - Eggman, probably
@thejuryofwolves Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@auxchar Жыл бұрын
Or rather, the joint conspiracy between corrupt government officials and private entities including private equity firms, insurance conglomerates, and pharmaceutical companies, among others. The left points the finger at the private companies, the right points it at the government, but the truth is they're both working together hand and hand to get as much out of their cattle (us) as the can possibly squeeze.
@mariokarter13 Жыл бұрын
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convince people he didn't create the government.
@Bloodlyshiva Жыл бұрын
"Die a villain or live long enough to become a hero"? Hmm. I suppose it is true, isn't it?
@lorenzocassaro3054 Жыл бұрын
@@mariokarter13 Or maybe people could just stop voting for other people who do not want to improve the US healthcare? And also starting to realize that voting for politicians to "keep the government away" might be a slightly idiotic way of thinking...
@gamer2oons552 Жыл бұрын
I wanna see a part 2 where he actually does take over the U.S. Education system.
@computernerd1101 Жыл бұрын
Eggman: First, I'll make teachers pay for their own classroom supplies, with no financial help from the school budget. Then, I'll make their wages so low that they're completely offset by the cost of the aforementioned supplies! Shadow: Doc, you're gonna wanna sit down. Eggman: DON'T TELL ME THEY ALREADY DO THAT TOO?
@uwishtobeme2 Жыл бұрын
Not even Eggman would make sure that student debt would be unable to be discharged during bankruptcy.
@computernerd1101 Жыл бұрын
Eggman: No matter. I'll create a social media platform that undermines teachers' credibility by spreading misinformation and conspiracy theories. Shadow: TikTok. Eggman: Don't rush me, Shadow! Shadow: No, I mean, it's called TikTok. That's the name of the social media platform that already does that. Eggman: Well then, um, I'll brainwash children into being so selectively gullible, they'll believe everything they hear on TikTok. Shadow: Generation Z. Eggman: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Shadow: No, but TikTok is. Eggman: And Generation Z just eats it all up? Shadow: Not all of them, but enough to make teachers question why they bother, especially when some of their students accuse them of being on the Illuminati's payroll. Eggman: But I thought teachers made no profit! Shadow: TikTok doesn't want Gen Z to know that. For all we know, the irony might be lost on TikTok itself.
@MoyShepard Жыл бұрын
@@computernerd1101oh! And you forgot the part about how they can only claim up to a certain amount as tax credits, and limit is so low, it only can account for about a third of the school year. (I really don't know why there is a limit in the first place! Let them claim EVERYTHING or freaking pay 👏Them 👏MORE 👏
@travissmith2848 Жыл бұрын
@@computernerd1101 It's the no budget help that gets me. Generally, teachers get a middle of the road wage. But, with wanting to make the classroom an inviting space and help students who can't afford needed supplies there really should be a set amount made available to teachers for classroom sundries.
@Emilstekcor3 ай бұрын
Don't forget if you break a bone they could give you extremely addictive pain killers then blame you for getting addicted.
@ryanmcclain82007 ай бұрын
Eggman: "When they come close to finding a cure for cancer, I'll have the government and big pharma cover up any evidence of this cure. The public will completely forget about it." Shadow: "They do that too."
@OvertheHedge06 Жыл бұрын
Eggman has enough money to make an endless robot army but not enough to afford an ambulance As a U.S. citizen this is completely accurate
@weirdofromhalo Жыл бұрын
Mass production is cheap
@kamhani7394 Жыл бұрын
@weirdofromhalo especially if it's outsourced. He has materials but no capital.
@romeokukita277 Жыл бұрын
I mean haven't you bought a badnik at grocery store, they only cost 15$
@TFSned Жыл бұрын
@@romeokukita277 Supply your own animal and save!
@queeffairy Жыл бұрын
If I didn't have insurance an ambulance ride from my house to the hospital would be around 5800 bucks which is ridiculous.
@naiba8948 Жыл бұрын
Eggman: Also insurance isn’t run by anyone with medical degrees! Shadow: … Eggman: *no.*
@elishafollet5347 Жыл бұрын
Shadow: yes 😈
@Tzizenorec Жыл бұрын
That's some real weaksauce evil. If you're trying to be _actively_ evil, then you put someone in charge who has a medical degree BUT also has sadistic and evil intentions, so they pick the worst option instead of the best.
@valroniclehre193 Жыл бұрын
@@Tzizenorec Soooo you mean like taking away someones highly effective migraine medication and forcing them to go through long term trials of cheaper but ineffective medication against the wishes of the patients doctor? Gee what a specific example. Guess how I know it.
@Tzizenorec Жыл бұрын
@@valroniclehre193 I was thinking worse than that. Make 'em take chemotherapy for migraines.
@spidey5558 Жыл бұрын
It's almost as bad as having the school board be run by people who have never had a teaching experience.
@P4ncakez_Stack8 күн бұрын
We need the sequel: “Dr. Eggman takes over the U.S. Educational System”
@user-ti1ml6wk5u2 күн бұрын
We do need that
@PSIHedgehogChris9 ай бұрын
Eggman: "Yes, that's it! I'll corrupt the US Educational system! I'll start by making it so you can't afford to go to college without paying for it for the rest of your life!" Shadow: "So...student loans? That's already a thing." Eggman: "Oh for the love of--"
@nameless......................6 ай бұрын
eggman: fine, i will just shut down the US government and make the US fall into complete anarchy! shadow: that sounds like an improvement eggman: MOTHER-
@Howardtheone Жыл бұрын
This video has informed me more of how the US healthcare system worked better than high school has ever done
@KozelPraiseGOELRO Жыл бұрын
But don't leave us, in the next episode we will explain to you why that happened...
@Free-4554 Жыл бұрын
"Something pure and free of corruption... the US education system" College Board: Allows us to introduce ourselves...
@Woopor Жыл бұрын
Student debt; corrupt administration; unsafe and insanitary conditions; taxing responsibility of both teachers and students; underpayed hardworking teachers; overpayed lazy teachers; bullying; and often outdated curriculums that don’t give youth the skills they need in a modern world; have entered chat
@jghifiversveiws8729 Жыл бұрын
Exclusionary educational districts have joined the chat.
@PercyPanleo Жыл бұрын
If Eggman took over College Board he'd literally have everyone's passwords, from what I've heard about with their passwords in my AP stats class, they seem to store their passwords as plaintext
@elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169 Жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the government funded schools & child molestation cases. People who make catholic pedo priest jokes need to get their priorities in order.
showed this to my father, a teacher and diabetic in the u.s., and it got a laugh out of him too ✌️
@RynimationYT4 ай бұрын
We need the sequel where eggman takes over the educational system
@whatever9097 Жыл бұрын
If you have ever wondered what being a health and human services major is like, it’s this video for 4 years.
@chaosinc.382 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like an easy way to develop depression
@thisIsFunnyLolz Жыл бұрын
@@chaosinc.382fr tho when I took some classes on global health my professor made sure to spread out the really depressing stuff and gave us some breaks while showing some positive achievements. Otherwise it’s a one way ticket to desperation
@hubanimations Жыл бұрын
Now I wanna see what Eggman will do to the US educational system. Imagine turning this into a series about Eggman taking over a bunch of US institutions and Shadow pointing out the flaws that exist in every single one of them to raise consciousness about the issues in America.
@dawsonzahnley4652 Жыл бұрын
It would definitely raise awareness
@UndertakerU2ber Жыл бұрын
I’d love to see them address the failure that is the Baltimore City public school system without immediately mentioning “racism.” Baltimore is a dump because the people there have the expectation that “someone else” should educate their kids, provide free food and welfare checks, give them some sort of “reparations” because someone else was enslaved, and pretty much tackle all of the responsibilities in their lives so that they’re not responsible for anything.
@HauntrAndrw Жыл бұрын
@@UndertakerU2ber lmao yeah feeding the poor and educating the next generation is socialism. And acknowledging the fact that enslaving a whole population for 400 years + being denied basic civil rights once you're free sets you back economically on a systemic level a few hundred years later is woke crt nonsense 🙄
@lanereynolds4567 Жыл бұрын
question becomes... which issue will shadow not tell eggman about at all? The rampant medical abuses? the darkly hilarious amounts of pedophiles who work in the education system? the constant miseducation on government's behalf?
@UndertakerU2ber Жыл бұрын
@@adam_stanheight “Modern” US history courses are mostly one-sided propaganda garbage that’s more interested in making sure you walk out the classroom thinking “America bad” than to have a full understanding and context of time periods that are being referenced. If you are interested in legit US history, listen to Thomas Sowell on KZfaq. He debunks so many of the bogus narratives passed around in modern America today by the hacktivists that profit off of senseless hatred of America and white people. Also, it’s not the world’s responsibility to raise someone else’s child. If the parents can’t feed or take care of their child properly in general, then they should forfeit their custody over their child/children and have them be taken care of by someone that’s genuinely interested in raising the child. Too many bad parents in Baltimore City use alcohol as a sedative for their crying infants, and straight up view their children as additional welfare checks.
@justalowlife15 күн бұрын
I immediatly called the educational system when he said "something pure and free of corruption"
@CV-TNAA4 ай бұрын
As a US citizen, I am able to confirm going to the hospital is a traumatic experience on my bank account.
@ericjohnson6120 Жыл бұрын
Given that Eggman has a vast knowledge of robotics and seemingly infinite resources to make them, he could probably just solve most problems with cybernetics.
@bluecanine3374 Жыл бұрын
Or the fact that he can create robots with AI close enough to mimic a level of humanity and handle complex tasks that require human interaction. He could just have an army of robot nurses to do the more routine parts of patient care. Move patients, clean them up, start IVs, administer meds, monitor vitals, handle requests, etc.
@alanbareiro6806 Жыл бұрын
@@bluecanine3374 I mean he already did that with Orbot, Cubot and Sage. Those are artificial beings with human-like complexity in their intelligence.
@boredmeditator6630 Жыл бұрын
Isn't that technically his entire plan anyway? He wants to turn people into robots in some TV shows comics and video games
@trustmeits610pm2 Жыл бұрын
Well. He does do that. Sort of. The problem is that he uses those cybernetics to make people his servants. Just another example of how if he weren't evil he could do a lot of good.
@mistertapman Жыл бұрын
"But I don't want to cure cancer, I want to turn everyone into d̶i̶n̶o̶s̶a̶u̶r̶s̶ Badniks."
@zerotakis Жыл бұрын
Imagine trying to be more evil than the US government when even the Joker fears the IRS
@YOSH931 Жыл бұрын
I understood that reference.
@nickkurzy2246 Жыл бұрын
Mr. J: I'm crazy enough to take on batman, but the IRS? No thank you! Al Capone: pathetic
@CaptainJZH Жыл бұрын
@@nickkurzy2246 i mean Capone SHOULD have been afraid of the IRS lol
@gaming_enthusiast Жыл бұрын
I learned more about us healthcare system in these 3 minutes then my entire life
@Hip.Username Жыл бұрын
Maybe Eggman can create affordable Healthcare against the government and insurance companies' wishes while gaining popularity with the citizens, it would be so diabolical to trick everyone into liking and respecting him because he improved their lives he should totally do that
@itsumikoroko Жыл бұрын
The Eggman Utopia BLUE SMEARS DON'T WANT YOU TO HAVE: •AFFORDABLE HEALTHCARE •THE RIGHTS TO GIANT ROBOTS •EASY TO FILL OUT TAXES •SICK (cool) COLOUR SCHEMING ON EVERYTHING •EQUALITY OVER EVERYONE •WELL PAYING JOBS Lose a limb? The good doctor can make it better (literally!)!
@littlevirus3562 Жыл бұрын
That's.... Actually pretty smart
@KipsterMc Жыл бұрын
@@littlevirus3562 That should be Eggman's plan in the next Sonic game
@blazewarriorwolf Жыл бұрын
Something similar actually happened in Sonic X. Half of the moon ended up getting destroyed and Eggman fixed it by building something to replace the half of the moon that was destroyed and using it to move the moon to create a permanent eclipse to cast the entire world into night. He then sold what were basically artificial sun orbs to light the world. Sonic destroyed the places that powered these orbs. It didn’t go well for Sonic until Eggman was exposed. For a time, Sonic was the villain and Eggman was the hero in people’s eyes
@leolordful Жыл бұрын
Soooo... kinda like Trump did with his insulin price reductions?
@TEBArceus Жыл бұрын
After Shadow let him know the issues with the education system, Eggman decided that his real goal should be a different organization. One that would NEVER be corrupt. The police force-
@luisfukumoto6838 Жыл бұрын
Oh boy
@marcusmoores7834 Жыл бұрын
for someone so smart he's so naïve
@johnathanegbert9277 Жыл бұрын
Police abuse their power and murder people (for some reason, only black people is reported though) every damn day! If Eggman wants something to make evil, he's gonna have to do it himself, and he definitely cannot do it to the U.S.A. because it is so screwed up!
@Daelyah Жыл бұрын
😂🤣😭 oh, that sweet summer child!
@JustPineapple Жыл бұрын
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@no-no-noku2 күн бұрын
I knew exactly what this was going to be going into it and still loved every minute.
@nevensass434310 ай бұрын
Eggman: So I took over the educational system and you say that’s corrupt too? Well then I’ll make it even worse! I’ll start by not allowing schools to update their curriculum without going through an overextensive bureaucratic process, resulting in school curriculums being several decades out of date!! OHOHOHOHOHO! Shadow: They already did that. Eggman: What! No way. Shadow: Yep. You’ll have to try a little harder. Eggman: Fine. I’ll make class sizes so large that the teachers have no time to guide the students, making it effectively independent learning while surrounded by a huge and loud crowd! OHOHOHO! Shadow: ……. Eggman: What! They beat me again? Shadow: Yep, this will be a tough challenge to beat. Eggman: Fine! I’ll underpay teachers so drastically that it will cause a mass exodus from the profession! Shortening the effective class day significantly due to an absence of teachers! OHOHOHOHOHO! Shadow: They did that too. Eggman: WHAT! Is there anything evil they haven’t beaten me to? Shadow: You’ll have to try pretty hard to beat them here. Eggman: Fine! I’ll give it one last shot. I’ll assign the same amount of class work to the students despite the effectively shorter day resulting from the shortage of teachers. Forcing the students to spend most of their “rest time” at home doing schoolwork! OHOHOHOHO! Shadow: That’s called homework. Eggman: FINE! I GIVE UP! I CAN’T BE MORE EVIL THAN THE UNITED STATES! I’ll try a different country. Maybe… The Russian Military-Industrial Complex. Shadow: Here we go again.