fresh ahh comment

real

Based.

wtf is the crwe

Who cares about a racing game

*Neuron activation, Poland sees action*

We don't. But we're not afraid if we'll have to.

A R T I C L E 5

DO NOT FUCKING FORCE US BECAUSE WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE AND NO PARTY WANT IT

END OUR SUFFERING POLAND PLEASE

Hoi4 players

@@rheinbewachen1211 don’t forget the German-Tuvan border

@@anaut1coo BRUH

@@BunnyhopsX bruh

@@anaut1coo they don't

​@@Alex_Guy1011 Bro, what are you talking about? I just wrote this, lmao, nobody's picking a fight here but you?

@@Alex_Guy1011 NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

@@Alex_Guy1011 Calm down. It's just a funny comment on the internet. There's a whole world outside, try and enjoy it instead of posting anal-retentive comments on someone else's video. The only reason I'm coming back here, into a KZfaq comment section of all places, is because your comments are _really_ entertaining with how aggressive they are - but from one person to another, try to relax. Reacting with this level of insecurity to unknown people on a website does not do wonders for you. I think the words often used today that concisely encapsulate this idea are "touch grass." But I don't think your own personal issues will let you read between the lines and see that. Instead, I'll simply say: The angrier you get at people repeating a youtube comment, the more people will strive to do it. Nobody is going to apologize to you. Nobody is going to stop because you told them to. If this is your first time realizing this about the internet, I'm truly sorry for you.

​@@Alex_Guy1011 You sound like the kinda guy(?) who would unironically buy into NFTs

@@Alex_Guy1011 Does it really matter daily people are plagiarising and copying stuff one youtube comment isnt the worst thing ever

Lmao

WE'VE GOT YOU ELINT'D COME GET YOUR STRIKE GROUP

when you know your fleet is going to die and your run is about to end you unleash the nukes

I HATE THE CRUISE MISSILES

We hate you too >:(

*Thermal Signature Detected!*

I hate it But it's so true

T H E R M A L E M I S S I O N

@@anormalphantom130 Turns on radar for literally 1 frame *WARNING RADAR EMISSION DETECTED* *THERMAL EMISSION* Dies to 6 cruise missiles

lmao the radar is terrifying to use. I use it to find hidden cities only. I still have no clue what the IRST does.

@@northernsoul0127 IRST is thermal. It's passive so the enemy can't see it, but it's shorter range than radar. Usually if you get something on IRST it's a missile, or if you're lucky it's a transport fleet that just happened to bump into you

Pretty non credible.

@@christopheralejandromezapa8934fym pretty not credible, it’s very credible

Дай ему ноты этой музыки

Found an NCD'er in the wild

Wasn't the Yugoslav Wars the deadliest wars ever since WW2? It even made the UN to bring out two new words to describe the conflict, Ethnic Cleansing and Balkanization.

At least we can make some s'mores as the world burns to the ground, eh?

@@arandomkobold8403 Thats the spirit

My friend, you absolutely called it

(Starts playing violin aggressively and summoning Azazel from the depths of hell)

​@@SuayipEdelli Given how fucked the world is, I don't think anyone would notice.

Pyotr. Get the nukes.

god my heart rate just increased reading that. The stress this game instills with minimal visuals is amazing.

@@taiidaniblues7792 can u tell the name of this game?

[sound of people runing up and down metal stairs]

@@michu7548 "Highfleet"

- Poland

*cracks knuckles* get ready for hell soldiers

lets commit 1610 all over again

Sikorski arrives

"How's an honest warmonger supposed to make a living?"

I am a loot goblin. So strike groups get the G U N.

Russia just bombed a nato ship. Article 5

@@iamarizonaball2642 lol no article 5, all the east European NATO countries are such pussies they won´t ever trigger it. they just piss themselves and cry about it. it´s quite pathetic really

How long did you listen to it now?!?

First run: I am dead. Second run: I’m still dead. Third run, this time with missile frigates, battlecruisers, and fleet carriers: _I am become death, destroyer of worlds._

or iraq

it certainly sounds like the end of the world

"Once the genie is out of the bottle, there's no putting it back in."

Well I guess it's because of how good it is at making you feel hopeless and desperate. This track is literally called Dance of Death (or smth like that, afaik it's in Hungarian? could be mistaken) and is supposed to play when you're completely *FUCKED.* Not dead yet but you are almost guaranteed to be in but a couple minutes.

@@unknowncommenter6698 it only plays when you fight strike groups which to be fair is a dangerous move in the game.

ssethtzentach

I'm sure it will happen soon.

@@jaffacalling53 I would certainly hope not.

@@AgarthianTrapstar Our moronic leaders are driving us towards it, both east and west.

@@jaffacalling53 that doesn't mean we can't have hope for something better.

It is a meme from reddit or what?

@@kapralo3285 it's a meme about recent situation near Polish borders and what Poland thinks about it Here one of versions: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mLV4dLtir73KdKc.html

@@errorban4755 thank you.

I sure do want to

To quote admiral Sseth; "The death of one is a tragedy, but the death of millions is a good start."

VTOL aircraft has been doing it since the 80s. But VTOL a whole battleship probably makes no sense unless the whole world is just one vast desert. Which is basically the situation in High Fleet.

underrated comment

KSP players: In thrust we trust.

Rebels hate being denied LOTS OF SEX

The triumph of thrust over aerodynamics is eternal.

Should we not survive til the dawn, I bid you all adieu.

I'll see you in the other side brother

@@zol4996 Oh, Bojack, no, there is no other side. This is it.

Update still alive i guess the fight goes on *VICTORY OR DEATH*

Indeed.

The proper custom job can make early game strike groups good gas money.

Or when you have the Almighty on your side and push through on pure military grade dumb luck.

Couldn't say it better than you, lad

@@typehere6689 Custom ships just break the game :P

2 different strike groups at once couldn’t kill the Sevastopol. The song wasn’t for me, *it was for them*

From a certain moment it is the music of the death of your enemies

@@alemasx6496 To an extent, perhaps.

Nani

@@jtho8937Сonfirm, destroyed.

*«NOTHING TO LOSE»* moment.

yes

The Song That Plays When You Screw Up

That or you're really ready to let loose some steam.

Not wrong because I personally get a sense of unease listening to this

and led by the right hand of God

Haha, you said "thrust"

@@Vityaz_Lightborn And imbued with the power of the sun

gay

*slaps roof airship* This bad boy has a co2 emmision rate somewhere between 'We don't care' and 'It's probably going to get warmer'

Thanks Poland, very cool

When you realize that having the only nukes on the planet pretty much makes you realize you are The Master of Mankind.

ONE FINAL HARDSHIP. ONE FINAL STRIKE TOWARD THE RABID BEAR.

@@JohnTrustworthy Nice one.

*Praise the Sun!*

it appears I'm not the only one equipping the Sevastopol every time I heard this music

*kill them, kill them ALL*

@@decespugliatorenucleare3780 same

I, too, have had encounters with this song and the sevastopol. I made my own comment about it, but will copy paste it here as well because it's a damn fine story: my entire fleet except the Sevastopol got fucking annihilated by a strike group, but the Sevastopol defeated them. I was riding an adrenaline high, and then I ran out of fuel in the desert. Another strike group found me, and I beat them too (got real lucky with a missile at the beginning of the fight hitting the bridge of one of them) and stole their fuel to make it to port. I didn't have enough money for repairs and gas, so I went with gas, but goddamn did I keep going! I got destroyed by a third strike group at the next town where repairs were cheap enough. The wait (with a landed ship) was 65 hours for full repairs. first it was 5 missiles, I shot down 2 but 3 struck home. I was barely flying, when the strike group arrived. I took out all but one, but he landed a lucky hit and my game was over. This song is burned into my brain

@@comradebusman3 'barely flying' describes a fully functional sevastopol

Tengan sus cinturones y su yodo listos.

This, is a bucket

@@istantinople4906 Dear god...

@@ArachD206THere’s more

@@glubglub7982 No...

Revenge at all cost.

Revenge, at, all, cost.

@@christopheralejandromezapa8934 I bet you will show the ukrainians who is boss, right? Right?😭😂

@@kugelscheier5035 We will ruthlessly provide them with actually working SAMs

@@christopheralejandromezapa8934 why so silent? No revenge?

The first SG is not a problem. The problem comes with the bazillion cruise missiles followed by the second and third SG.

@@riploljustforfu9929 I noticed you just fought off the first eight ships I sent your way. Since you seemed to enjoy yourself, here is three hundred more.

@@Poolehful I would like to negotiate surrender. *The Grand Duke is dead*

I was shocked to whitness my whole fleet getting instakilled by 3 nuclear missiles when i finally took Khiva. Ah, fun to see good hours of sweat and tears getting destroyed within a minute.

this is funny because this is the sound that plays at the End of the Prologue

yup

"Balance the World as much as you can, and when you can no longer do it, ¡Set Everything on Fire!" -Jozef Piłsudski Poland Marshall

@@Alfredo12 **presses Art.5 button**

Ikr

And then, against all odds, you win. Which makes it even more epic.

Hello there!

@@strawberryshower1175 General Kenobi! You are a bold one!

The genie is out of the bottle now.

I think you need to say it in japanese, mate.

​@@strawberryshower1175 General Kenobi

The context is literally is just, the player: "My fleet is gone, fuel reserves empty, and I'm backed into a corner surrounded on all sides by overwhelming forces. I lost, but the enemy will lose *more* than me."

The new context is Poland and the article 5

@@airplanemaster1 that makes so much sense with the Poland meme

The context with the NATO article 5 makes it haunting

@@CommissarChaotic trust me, not even this can be haunting than highfleet. That game manages to make everything seem so bleak

Тру

Maybe it'll fit 2023 even better

@@ApocalypseRay people thought 2019 was bad lmao

@@lovepeace9727 the Mayans got it wrong it was never 2012

@@Maa_aaV Worse. They got it right and we can't admit that now we live in Hell.

Bruh you literally sat on their face. o7

The best moments in this game where the David and Goliath moments. Twice I had a single gladiator almost solo a strike group while destroying their nuke carries. Weakspots go brrr

@@helohel5915 EXACTLY

FUEL 30 PERCENT!!

@@Shockwave1794 oh shit RETREAT RETREAT RETREAT

@@Shockwave1794 FUEL 20%!

"GO FASER YOU BIG PILE OF SCRAP!!"

Just take off some armor and place some fixed thrusters. I'm dabbing on enemy SG's with my 150 km/h sevastopol. The ship designer is there for a reason after all.

Just turn it into a light cruiser and slap a couple of trusters on the bad boy.

The fuel tanks add a lot of weight....

@@Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaah same, im only going for 120km/h ish tho. i dont want to get actually annihilated if my sevastapol get caught solo with no strike group of my own

Really? Russia?! Not the United States, which promotes the military bases of NATO (an organization directed specifically against Russia)? Believe the Russians, the seizure of the world and the revival of the USSR within its borders in 1945 did not give up at all - the conflict with Ukraine is a response to the threat of its national interests.

Sounds familiar..

based

​@@aman-hl9re just like with Russian libs and Ukraine. All it took was a little chat between the two groups and we've got the most zealous patriots!

POV: u share your last shitpost in social media and NCD before turning into glass.

POV: You're Polish and watched the news channel for 0.00001 seconds

What happened?

@@ofkelizehir9866 AA missile from Russo-Ukrainian war fell on Polish (NATO) ground, killing 2 farmers and everyone was like "brace yourself, Poland will smash the red button".

POV: You are hearing the voices of 600 years of Polish history and their bloodlust for vengeance.

💀

That's the most Imperial Russia thing I've ever heard.

Which is funny, considering it's in Hungarian.

bruh it doesn't even sound hungarian, stop talking nonsense

​@@woollyshapeshifter6430 what do you mean? It literally means Dance of the Spirit in hungarian.

yep, came here cause ukraine

Happening now. They made their bed, now they lie in it.

I mean highfleet is basically just the war in Ukraine if everybody had loads of nukes and apartment sized flying ships

A GREAT TRIAL AWAITS COMRADES! GENERAL YAZOV WILL LEAD US TO A GREAT VICTORY! HOORAY HURRAH

@@balabolv2451 Yazov died in 2020 though

You mean Poland pressing the button?

Metro is closer to what is going on imo :)

@@skellysoap8887 Gonna pack for a trip to finding artifact in Ukraine, if Poland press it.

In metro the war happens in 2013, and the soviet union never disolved

@@azyjmexcuseokstop924 where is it said that the USSR never dissolved? In the game, you can find (at least) documents with the current imperial double-headed eagle. I also don’t remember the books mentioning the survival of the USSR, but it has been quite some time since I’ve read them and played the games

You could have guessed it.

it was ukranian, humanity once again dodges a bullet.

Could? Is.

@@nihil2262 it's better cheer for orcs than pigs

those missiles were ukrainian.

Same. I cried when SplatterCatGaming tried evasive maneuvers against 3 enemies ships. This game is a rare gem!

Found it because a Ugandan warlord made a video

@@darkzerothe1 Thank god he is finally back after 4 months of captivity by the Hong Kong triad gang

@@darkzerothe1 hey hey, people....

@@darkzerothe1 Seth eh?

Is that true, because we know ussr drone hit in Zagreb

@@antunmaruvic8630 uhm, Ussr?, it isn't a thing now, it's now Russia, and no it is not, it is just a scenario.

@@vibe774 I mean, in ukraine was launch Tupolev Tu-141 that pass Romania and Hungary and hit in Zagreb

@@antunmaruvic8630 Oh god-

@@antunmaruvic8630 that was fake news

I too, watch SseethTzeentach

@@radelert_007 what a coincidence. I too am a Sseeth connoisseur

@@radelert_007 I love my African Warlord commit war crime

The you are going in the forever box song

Sseth said...like six hours ago

Do it Poland, do the funni

STRENG GEHEIM

help me, NATO

i tried to do a Battle of Midway reenactment, but the garrison fleet decided to keep it historically accurate by detonating the ammo racks under the flight deck on one of my aircraft carriers with an airstrike. from that point on, it all went downhill for me.

@@hang_kentang6709 Now I'm scared. Doing a carrier run right now, since every Tarkhan I meet and their dog seem to have one.

@@fluffythecat8280 its not every garrison, but due to the range of their aircraft, its very possible to get hit from multiple garrisons at the same time.

@@fluffythecat8280 2000km is no joke my friend, carriers are the sole reason I have a ship dedicated to AA missile spam

@@Airsickword Been lucky with my intercepts so far, and managed to bomb some bigger enemy ships. Started thinking about dedicated AA-ships after a single missile made it through two countermissiles and aa fire and blew up my veteran Lightning.

Don’t forget Hungary,Slovakia, and Romania

And Romania. They also have an open account

@@thedomtb5812 Hungary? Those Russian ass-kissers? Lmao

we'll send them running...

THE BEAUTIFUL, SHINY BUTTON THE SHINY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON

Reduce the creation to ashes

The trick is, if you destroy yourself, it's your own fault and actually good deed

From ashes to ashes, dust to dust

@@joseosegueraosegueracamare5542 from the cu- AHEM from the dust they came, to the dust they shall return.

No its not

@Deadpoppin But it is all the more excuse for Poland to "lose" a bunch of T72s only for them to show up in Ukraine

Hey hey people, Sseth here. Today, we are watching as Poland ends the war in Eastern Europe, by summarily and promptly turning it into a global conflict with catastrophical consequences

@@bernardosales1044 Hey hey people, Sseth here. Today, we are visiting a radioactive desert that used to be called Poland.

@Qatre Smokoza Yeah yeah, keep dreaming

@Qatre Smokoza Thx for the advice)))

@Qatre Smokoza А ты смешной.))) Я ведь только что из магазина, все есть, а пустые полки существуют разве что в больном воображении таких дегене... эээ альтернативно одаренных людей как ты. Так что, keep dreaming))))

Edit: You are a Kazakhstani protestor facing down sweaty Russian soldiers looking to turn you to gas

@@MrAsaqe Edit Edit: You are a russian solidier trying to not get beheaded while the forces north get glassed.

POV: you are Poland in current situation

@@doramonabelochka981 This aged like cognac.

Sseth predicted it

That just sounds like a normal day in Eastern Europe.

that's kinda the game in a nutshell when you think about it, but instead of a party, they're trying to survive against a larger force of enemies.

@@denseaf1582 Yeah, while in the ts-ivilized Uu-est, people just eat drugs because «real psychology and -ist» is shit-expensive. But why mention that? Let's talk like experts about undefined Eastern Europa.

Hey you good pal? he’s just making the equivalent of a Florida man joke, it’s not that serious

@@worldoftancraft what did you say that for, dude? Psychology and psychiatry in Eastern Europe (and by that I mean Poland, Ukraine, Belarus and Russia) is in a horrible state right now. You will not get diagnosed with any autism-spectrum illnesses except for the most severe cases, you will highly likely not get diagnosed with depression, and your mental health problems will simply not receive proper treatment. I live here and I know that for sure.

идеальный трек для того, чтобы давать залп из всех орудий

ooo well put

Me and some of my siblings used to go over to a neighbors house and fight with fake swords and axes. There were 5 of us in total, I was the oldest. Eventually everyone unanimously agreed to fight me, 4v1. This music perfectly embodies how I felt as I took them on. I took down one with my throwing ax, another with my sword, they just kept coming.

the Romani had an empire?

@@fuzzaybunnay8532 did you even play the game?

@@claytonthegrubkiller6430 Not at all. I'm here bcuz the song was used in a meme.

there are, these lyrics include... "WE'VE LOST A GENERATOR" "OUR FUEL TANKS ARE ON FIRE" "ABANDONING SHIP" "ENGINES OVERHEATING"

@Mialisus uhh those are called *"messages in a rocket strapped bottle",* comrade

Also lyrics: *_ARTICLE 5! ARTICLE 5! ARTICLE 5! ARTICLE 5!_* looped with no end.

DEW IT.

Happening status: It's

No Poland, that's not the anti-inflation button! It's the NATO Article 5 button!!!!!!!

Careful how you say his name dude amen 🙏

@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 yes, or god will 30mm you from heaven

@@NoFlu *Maniacal laughter* I KNOW!!!

@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 Your sky daddy did nothing good for the human race, we won’t do anything for him

Hello there again, Manuel Pardo

@@wujek7616 obviously I am not the highly trained, extremly smart, uncoruptable, tirelessly fighting for justice, popular, good looking and extremly well endowed Miami PD detective Manuel "Manny" Pardo. I am clearly the evil Miami Mutilator, who, only with fool's luck, could escape such a highly skilled man like the honorable Detective Pardo....

@@NoFlu cum

All of Switzerland be like

@@rheinbewachen1211 lol, my bunker is only an air-raid bunker with air filters but its now used for storage

See you at midnight

Sevastopol is built Ford tough.

@@calebnelson6796 THE SEVESTAPOL IS BUILT LIKE A DAMN GUNBRICK, AND IT KICKS ASS!

"sEvAstOPoL iS oVeRrAtED" * fights off 50 SGs on it's own before losing to the 51th one *

I just immediately think of the doom screen when I read this

i mean the sevastopol is the pride of the fleet for a reason

Strike Group: Negev (1x) + Borey (2x) My force: Rook (1x) + Navarin (1x) + Skylark (1x) *** Campaign restarts immediately ***

@@CP-jk3tc outnumbered and outgun

"I bring the Sevestapol to bear." ... Is that a Homeworld 2 reference that spy there!!!???

@@MrShadowtruth Bring Sajuuk to bear Bring Sajuuk to bear Bring Sajuuk to bear

My first strike group fight (at time of writing, mere minutes ago) went strikingly similar. I was on the run from missile after missile, then I massively overestimated the number of forces in a city when I saw 3 different fleets (which turned out to be the garrison plus 2 transports) and went all in (since it was a fleet HQ). This brought SG-VARGRAY (or similar) in, and after a pitched battle, the Sevastopol emerged triumphant. I already know a strike group is only two cities down, and there's a solid chance this campaign is over

Shoigu!!!

​@@christopheralejandromezapa8934SHOIGUUUUUUUUU!!!!

​@@christopheralejandromezapa8934GERASIMOV!

Lukashenko W

It never happens

Sus

Atomus

Multiplayer - NATO

You hear it come on, and while you have bitter dread, you are pumped to at least try.

which game is this from and whats sevastapol means ??

@@harshalpatel4801 Highfleet

This is my "UNLEASH THE NUKES" song

@@harshalpatel4801 it's by all means flying Heavy Cruiser, with nuclear warhead cruise missile and beside that also have like 30 anti ship missile with 180mm cannon to boot.

​@@harshalpatel4801 it's a strategic heavy cruiser shown on the video and named after the Russian city of Sevastopol

And poles went silent when it turned out to be Ukrainian missile

@@RH_5152 have you seen how much funding the polish military has gotten? Have you seen how much they’ve bought and how big they’re getting? If you consider that silence then I genuinely don’t know what to tell you lol

@@haydenk6459 try to cope and going not silent after one of your citizens got killed by ukies

@@RH_5152 Bro they’re bordering next to another country that’s at war, them spending money on better border defense so it doesn’t happen again isn’t silence… you don’t like Ukrainians go sign up you reek of orc

@@RH_5152 explain going silent

I was really iffy on this track when I heard it at first. The end of the prologue warmed me up to it, but finding out that it's the Strike Group theme genuinely made me go "ohhhh NOOOOO". It is, nonetheless, pretty inspiring to hear when you finally manage to punch up and take a strike group out.

@@whatever10production I didn't manage to stand up to SG normally yet, all I manage to do is preemprive nuking and meeting survivors with Sevastopol, then catching a couple of nukes with the latter) that's probably why I have this association, getting spotted == getting killed anyway. A bit of practice should make nukeless perfection tho.

That's why it's my favorite, so much emotion in this song.

@@vsevolodsokolov4217 Let me share a top secret Intel only here in this YT Comment: How to beat a Strike Group Fuckin 180 mm Armo-piercing Grenades ONESHOTS Cruisers! Also Palash System negates alot of incoming Fire and makes you tanky AF! You have to try it to belive it!

@@vsevolodsokolov4217 The moment you let loose the nuclear option strike groups suddenly become terrifying. If you don't deploy them then you can actually have your modus operendi be wiping them off the map to maintain control. Just be prepared to deal with A LOT of incoming cruise missiles.

i like to think of it as the rhythmic firing of the sevastopol's cannons as i get increasingly desperate lmao

Care to explain to me what the hell this music is? It's like queaziness in somg form

@@BestKCL It's meant to be very unsettling as the song plays when attacked by a serious enemy force and only then.

@@adamg7984 Ah, alright. Pretty interesting and unorthodox design choice, but I see the logic

@@BestKCL Specifically, there are five "strike groups" which all more or less match your fleet's assumed capabilities, and, most notably, have radar, so they'll hunt you down if they get a hint as to where you are. This music only plays when you go up against one of those fleets. (or what's left of them, if you bomb them into the ground with strike fighters, first, tbf)

Every attack is a boss attack when there's enough Strike Forces heading towards you.

No, your strapped in there because you want to end the world

Well yeah I'd assume so after the partitions

"MY FRIEND, I'M STRAPPED IN HERE FOR *YOUR* SAFETY!"

i'm not trappted with you YOU ARE TRAPPTED WITH ME

Earth is not big *YOU CANT HIDE*

There's a reason why aerospace and defense are one sector

I like the part when he said it's moebin time

Poland cannot into space but can go to Russia

NATO officials have seen an Alternative World where poland could Into space, they are doing their best to keep us down since then.

Poland can go into space, only in the form of ashes

Oh yes!

Perhaps the Imperial Japanese Navy would disagree but there isn't exactly a whole lot of them left to say

*Warhammer 40k has entered the chat*

@@aidenwarren246 I find it genuinely funny that almost every ship in the imperial navy. Has been reinforced specifically to allow ramming actions. And on top of that. They actually work. There is something to be said about hitting the center of your opponents ship with a few million tons of angry angled metal

Same

Keep refueling and ready the air craft

*THERMAL SIGNATURE DETECTED*

Same. It was really funny. I only regreat not having a cute GF before turning into glass.

thak you, sir.