Canadian Food Guide ha ha

Very funny

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BA-DUM-TSS

No pun intended😂

Micah Philson I

LOL so true

Marc, right? Usually, they're more like pipe-cannons, just really simple versions of muzzle-loaders that are fuse or electronic-match triggered, and take hours or days to make even very simple versions. And often they're almost as dangerous being _behind_ the barrel!

pulpnonfiction, that's all a gun really is. A metal barrel that can contain and direct an explosion used to propel a projectile. Literally all you need is a metal tube and an ignition source.

pulpnonfiction banned

C4rNag3 thats because usually when you stab someone you want them to die atleast that was the thought process back then wither i stab him or he stabs me non of this ok now if i stab him without self defence i will go to jail.

Not entirely true. Removing the blade would encourage bleedout. Leaving it in will do little to cause further harm.

Br!an Delta V leaving them in usually causes further tissue tearing/cutting as well as bleeding internally which is never good

Depends on how far you go. I know when it comes to bullets, you want the bullet to expand and deliver as much kinetic energy to the target but having just enough energy to exit said target thus creating two holes that blood can flow out of.

Br!an Delta V oh yeah, everybody knows how harmless having foreign bodies (let alone sharp and fragmented) in a laceration is. Just leave em in there, builds character!

Aaaaeeeeee.. Noice!

My guy...

Micah Philson yea man you should ask the Aztecs... oh... nvm

+christian mccualey: The Aztec's fall has little to do with their use of obsidian weapons over metal ones. The Spanish only actually had much initial military success against smaller towns and villages in Mexico/Guatamala. The first actually decently sized state (not tribe: the region's settlements were predominately urban cities with populations in the tens of thousands that had actual state goverments with courts, civil offices, and organized armies) the Spanish got into battle with, Tlaxcala (which was a confederacy of mainly 4 city-states that ruled via a collective senate), where the Tlaxcala beat them, even though the Spanish had already allied with the Totonac city of Cempoala and had a Totonac army helping them. The Tlaxcala decide to spare the Spanish at the last minute, and ally with them: Tlaxcala had been suffering due to wars of attrition and blockades by the Aztecs for decades, and saw an opportunity. Even this combined Spanish, Totonac, Tlaxcala and Otomi (I'm not clear on the details but they picked up some otomi soldiers as well) force are badly beaten and driven out of the Aztec captial with major losses, it is only after smallpox strikes, crlipping the Aztec captial, that the Spanish are able to flip many other Aztec cities, eventually getting a combined army of over 200,000 native soldiers, launch a long siege against the starving and sick capital that it falls; and it takes the Spanish over 200 years, while still relying on native armies, and while native states continue to suffer over Black Death level population losses, to fully conquer the region. The Spanish were able to win because the entire region was inflicted with the deadliest case of epidemics in history due to exposure to European diseases, and because that, combined with the existing geopolitical situation, allowed the Spanish to enlist hundreds of thousands of native troops to help them (who were often manipulating the spanish as much if not more then the Spanish manipulated them) to topple the Aztecs and then conquer other city-states, kingdoms, and empires around the region as they were sick and dying of said diseases. The Spanish's use of calvary, firearms, and steel weapons and armor was a factor, but it was a relatively small one, and was only able to prove useful after having native allies allowed them to negate the absolutely massive gap in numbers and logistics they had vs native states, Even with guns, horses, and steel armor, 800 Spaniards couldn't and weren't able to beat, say, a native army of 20,000 soldiers with more primitive weapons. I'd even question calling their weapons primitive: These weren't simple clubs and such: These were designed, manufactured weapons that often were quite expensive and laberous to make: They had varities of swords, knives, maces, clubs, spears, other polearms, and various projectile weapons. Likewise, these weren't bands of warriors just fighting in individual combat, these were trained armies with a chain of command, formal ranks, and that wore armor, fought in formation, and used stuff like flags, standards, and drums to coordinate troop movement and relay orders from commanding officiers. Their lack of use of metal weapons has more to do with geographic and cultural factors then a lack of ability as well: Mesoamerican cultures actually had rather extensive metallurgical practices, having fairly complex methods for smelting and alloying gold, silver, copper, tin, and bronze, and used it for a variety of religious, ceremonial, and domestic objects: They just didn't use it for weapons or armor. Consider that they didn't have horses, so all supplies and weapons must be carried on military campaigns by hand: Heavy, hard to replace or repair metal tools would be logistically disadvantageous; and furthermore metal was seen as a holy, religious material: It was wasteful to use it on a tool that would get damaged: This is why most of their metallurgy advancements were used to produce alloys of different colors, sheens, and tones when struck/janglees rather then for mechanical properties. Lastly, the climate was ill suited to metal armor: Even many of the Spanish that had metal plate armor chose to abandon it for native armor as a result of the heat and humidity.

Jabberwockxeno jesus christ you arent in school

Zachey McZachFace sorry to be a grammar natzi but it's spelled knapping, it's weird I know.

Actually thank you very much, I didn't realize I was misspelling it. I'm gonna edit the original post but leave this response as an indicator that I spelled it wrong in the first place. Thanks for being willing to help me enhance my spelling.

Ironically, it's spelled "Nazi" haha fun fun.

James Kinard *Nazi

Zachey McZachFace 8

Dutchguy u can just make a regular one why go nuclear

Cringy Kid because its better for area control?

Nayrosnofla Alfonso regular ones are Easier

If you have funds, it can be done. But I'd rather see someone make a cold fusion reactor.

i can tell you how and how one works

Noah Mitchell cause he's making KZfaq money whereas smaller youtubers with per say 500,000-1,000,000 subs arent

He might have just made a typo. He may have accidentally said "demonetized" while he meant to say "demonized."

*YuoToUB*

That's mainstream liberalism... Surprised they haven't endorsed PETA yet.

Pretty frustrating how much politics come into play for KZfaq. I'd love to see a list of all the reasons KZfaq has demonetized channels.

Ay I said that too.

I was going to say this but no

The Aztec swords were made to do that

Uriah Siner ... But he got some penetration.

HAHAHA

sharpbluntobject hmm yeah. Doesn't wood shrink after seasoning? Which would mean a tighter fit with the obsidian

depends on the wood and how it's seasoned, but wood gets less flexible and more capable to hold weight, you want seasoned wood for hammers, buildings, and anything that needs to be stable. if it dries too fast, it'll split, and it will definitely split if left to dry around a chunk of rock that's been shoved into it.

He probably won't listen to your advice. He's probably gonna ruin it with a shit ton of sriracha.

It is...

NeusDreams it’s just a snapshot, it’s no better than diamond right now

The name of the update is the slashing and bashing update 1.15 where theres obsidian weapons now and theres a new thing called "daggers". You can make a diamond dagger with a diamond in the mid and put a stick on the bottom to make a diamond dagger! But it does 6 damage but its cheaper than a diamond sword. And theres a new enchantment called bleed which goes up to 5 levels. Bleed is poison but less letal but the max bleed enchantment is like the poison effect 5% faster than the poison 2 effect. Thats just the snapshot so theres more coming out soon

@@eggboi4517 Well.

makes smoothie KZfaq: DEMONETIZED FOR VIOLENCE TOWARDS FRUIT.

cancer yesyes haha yes

Shika-U owwwwwhh

Somebody tried to demonetize youtube. There was a shooting in youtube's office.

XtreeM FaiL Waaaayyyy too soon man

Is it rare to like basic things?

Nate Dill Nope

Makes gun from gun powder. Fires gun. Gun explodes in face.

And to apply the glue first to set the obsidian.

Freizeitflugsphäre gun powder is just carbon sulfur and potassium nitrate

youtube don't give a shit if it's knowledge for the sake of knowledge, they jumped at the chance to join the kneejerk irrational emotion clouded anti gun bandwagon

Yes, I know, its very sad that it got took down...

That would be interesting

Rippertear simplest medicine? Carbon. From charcoal. It's a very basic general antidote/antacid.

It would be interesting

Interesting

then he should do weeeeeeeeeeeeedddd

Goat n00b u onlee nead 10 u succ att meinkraft

DrearyPlane8 fak yu 1v1 pvrp knoob

Goat u goin tooo lloose yuo scroob u rae sow bard at minkrat u praboblee tinc glod sod iz beddur dan ion

Goat achyalie ittd izzs inztant damije

Goat actually u only need 10.

Dysche "the tip fell off"

Dysche then he said the tip fell off soooo

Dysche I'm surprised he said that

Haron, haha, on patreon, we get to see the rough cuts, and there's often one or two jokes like that in there. I was surprised they left that one in! Though I'm glad they did.

yea bra you will be ok i think?😂

Ben H he reminds me of trump no ofense plz

Nah he looks like Roger Goodell

what does that mean :D

tiago almeida means he wants to kill you

Papa o no

With a pickaxe

He can rip through space and time and go to other dimensions

He can carry tons of gold without being affected. Breaking the planet would be ez

@Imran A he can Become a god by just saying /gamemode 1

@@vortiger7375 he can cheat in life just by turning on a button

What is white walkers

@@josuejuaneza5491 watch Game of Thrones, then you'll know

Likely. Another comment mentioned it's easier to work green wood with stone tools, and my wood was both very dried out and also a hardwood which might not have been ideal for stone tools either.

cool. TY for replying. I wasn't sure what you were using, but I've built some furniture in my day and found huge differences between wood varieties in terms of work-ability. This was my little attempt to give something back to such a great channel. keep up the good work. I hope you can figure out a way to get all the way to the firearm construction (though i doubt it). Thanks for the great content you produce!!!!

+How To Make Everything if you look at Aztec obsidian blades, they are very, very smooth, straight edged, and consistent in shape, vs your irregular, jagged edges and random shapes., additionally If you look up the surviving Aztec wooden drum we have, the relief work on the drum and the pattern carved into them are super fine in detail and artistry as well: I suspect you, in addition to being inexperienced making the blades, isn't using them to carve wood the same way. I don't know how the Aztecs used woodworking, but for metal, stone, and jade jewelry, they mainly only used obsidian blades to outline/mark where they wanted to carve, and then used abrasives, much like the sandpaper wheel you eventually used here, to actually cut into the metal or stone to make the pattern or design they wanted. I suspect it was similar for wood.

i scrolled until i saw this comment just so i didnt feel like the only one loool

How To Make Everything obsidian is sharp enough to cut a horses head off just search up obsidian deadliest warrior

Wait what is that from that sounds really familiar

Waw orang indo nonton ini juga

are you having a Stroke?

r/Ihadastroke

Uwe Montua have you heard of other languages?

@@CommanderBly5052 apparently not

Cinnamon Squirrel I don't see why not

yes. also circumcision

Typically sacrifices work better if it is a single piece, but this should work fine in most circumstances. If you really need the gods to love you, just use a single shard.

Yes, actually

Cinnamon Squirrel if you get it perfectly sharp with a single shard, yes. It also depends on what god you are sacrificing to, if it's to the flying spaghetti monster, slice the stomach and eat the noodle-like intestines and burn the rest

Tinker's construct :D

I'm Bored it was changed

Lucas Myers nice,thanks for notice me

I'm Bored no problem bro

What was the title???

Banklock01 it use then instead than

Searcot he’s actually gotten closer to making glass in his other videos just not clear

the thing is, the aztecs don´t have steel´s weapons, but they have obsidian, and with this they really don´t kill their enemies and with that they sacrifices them for their gods (i´m mexican)

He left mojang...

Obsidian sword x5 damage of diamond 1/10 the durability of wood.

A sell out more like, lol He's been hating the rich life now, he's talked about it before.

Heard he was working on 'Minecraft 2'

LooIsBoring he didn't He sold Minecraft to Microsoft. He still owns mojang

I thought the same thing. Dumb title, good video.

Samuel Johnson obsidian can be many times sharper than even high quality hardened steel

Ever heard of figurative language?

Yea but it a stupid title

+cole Te Rangiita but in actual sword Play its brittle and will most likely shatter or snap

He's got the flint,just needs to find some iron..then he can spark up the portal.

Dank Flui my exact idea my brother

KingAlex 21 OMG DAT BITCH DUN GOOFED REPORTED

Dank Flui no u

Got buckets of lava and water? Then we don't need no diamonds

Ieuan Hunt where?

Please just take a moment to google the word volcanic.

Kawaii Desu when the video was first uploaded it said. Sharper then Steel. Not sharper than steel.

LilBanana ...... lmfao!! You keep using that word.... I do not think it means, what you think it means.... vulcanic isn’t even a word.....

Jared Sanders i think he meant the title of the video was vulcanic but he changed it into volcanic

It’s because white people cant use knives

Stfu

1. Diamonds are not even that strong. The atomic composition of the molicules are made that from 1 hit from the side it is strong but cutting it from a diagonal will easily destroy it. 2. Who has enough money to make a pickaxe made diamonds

Technically he could make a diamond tipped pic axe. But it'll probably break

Joshua Armstrong its a joke why you gotta bored me out

craZy_ GamreZ Knowledge is Power my Dude

Robert Smith it's actually called "having a life"

CutieMoli stfu....its actually called "a joke"

Robert Smith maybe your life is

CutieMoli lol, I work for an airline.....I've been to places you couldn't even spell. As far as "my life"......You couldn't imagine.

Robert Smith *T R I G G E R E D* No but seriously mate I was joking the first time and was very surprised you didn't picked up on that :P Don't underestimate my knowledge in geography though, I'm not American

Gross

Antisocial Kid :(

;-;

*MINECRAFT LIED ABOUT OBSIDIAN BEING STRONGER THAN DIAMOND BUT OBSIDIAN GOT BREAKED BY A STONE LOL*

Icy wolf get outa here

Congrats on being 1 of the like 12 people who found the hidden link!

Yeah kinda suprise that more people didin't found that link.

I found it

How To Make Everything I watched it yesterday lol

I found it on my subscriptions tab

5 sec!? Wow! Must have combine two efficiancy IV picks for efficiency V. A beacon too? No... A beacon can't go that high in speed! Must be a haste 3 potion!

Why would he go to the nether?

MarufTIM netherlands??

GreenScreenMan JR. I see what you did there.

MarufTIM c:

Me...

Not me