"Thomas was taking it easy after a good night's shunting..." 😂

"What are you staring at you puncy little pillowbiter?"

At 6:00, "No one ever gave Thomas any bullshit ever again." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jesus Christ this predicted Edward and Henry getting kicked out of the steam team

I watched this as a kid and all the jokes went way over my head

“now come back into the shed and i’ll show you my funnel”

Percy’s having an identity crisis.

"What a bunch of ugly lezzos" lmfao

8:11 “Henry came puffing up.” *shows Percy*

this show predicted the future of Thomas

Jesus Christ, this video aged so well!

back in 2014, when I was on Holiday with my Dad, we watched Fast Forward and one of the skits was a Thomas one!

That first skit would NOT air today lmao

bertie? that's percy!

“In fact toby preffered working with female engines because they had nicer “couplings”

0:00 You guys came here from Sexy 87's video didn't you? I'm one of them.

This might be my favorite thing on the internet.

5:32 Mad bomber predicted in 1991?!

At 8:59, “Most of the engines were melted down, and sent over to Japan. And made into annoying little four-cylinder cars. Thomas wasn’t so lucky. He was put in a children’s playground in Ranwick, and ended his days covered in ugly graffiti. With possums shitting down his funnel.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

9:18 With Moss Shitting Down His Funnel I FUCKING DIED xD

Mate I love this sort of Sketch , this should be Thomas and Friends and then your throw in the Rail Union and it makes it so hilarious. I miss Fast Forward:(

9:09, sadly not much different to how Mattel treats Thomas

1:50 - Inspiration for Nia of Kenya from Big World! Big Adventures!.

LOL, This is brilliant

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING 😆

Thomas and the other engines were so frightened by this they fouled there coal boxes Pmsl can't stop laughing

‘Thomas is a sexist pig’ ‘Ban Thomas’ ‘Thomas reinforces gender stereotypes’ This predicted the next generation

Boo, hiss, boo, hiss...

BE87 brought me here.

“Is everyone here,” called the fat controller “Alfred isn’t here” called Damian the diesel and guess what neither is Damian there is no diesel in that scene

'' Let's party" Said thomas

RIP Childhood

0:07 "Bertie" (shows Percy) UUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

Bro literally called Percy "bertie"

5:54 sodor fallout origins

Brilliant, and truly funny

5:13 Thomas: Okay, punks! >:) Narrator: He mused. Thomas: Make my day! >:)

I remember this from like 6 years ago

Gee I miss these old shows, back when people had a sense of humour.

How come they're calling Percy, Bertie and Henry?

I laugh so hard at this. Lol 😂😂🤣🤣

This is fucking amazing

How they made the custom Ertl pull back faces?

6:46-7:05 Looks like they predicted All Engines Go!.

Jezz this is so good. I love it. This is a very funny comedy

8:43 everyone when they graduate

I miss old Thomas toys:(

yay your back i missed these

The first episode slash skit is series 22 in a nutshell with the female trouble

4:09 5:55 6:46 9:09 Thomas Derp Face LOL

"Ill show you my funnel" Nope!

I Love The comedys Because They Funny

“Thomas could go either way” Is this implying that Thomas is bisexual…

Percy ->Gordon->Henry... what’s happening here?

On the one hand, the humour is a bit on the primitive side. But on the other hand, they were ahead of their time; it looks like a Fan-made Thomas model-series before KZfaq was invented. My favourite segments are 4:31 - Proto-Mad bomber I have to say. 6:09, if only for it's 'mad rambling' side of things. And I am fascinated with their sunset at 3:58 - going quite the extra mile with that shot I admit.

I used to watch this..

2:06 same

Fast Foward Thomas Is Way Better Than Reboot Thomas

Those are the ertl large Thomas and Percy ertl fat controller and lego Diplo

This is funny and highly insulting at the same time

Sweet shrimp on the Barbie, this is the mother of all send up Thomas series, mate!

The last one is my favorite, I won’t spoil what happens in it for all of the people who haven’t seen it. I will say, “You are very noisy and you stink.” Really funny, oh also for bragging rights I have that same Thomas model

This is so funny

This short predicted all the anxiety-causing parts of the Thomas & Friends community, those being the following: Big World Big Adventures (More Female Engines), Sodor Fallout (The Nuclear Power-plant Exploded), All Engines Go (the reason behind the other engines’ absences.), Etc.

1. He said "Thomas was just finishing his breakfast", but he doesn't even have a plate or a bowl! 2. That's Percy, not Bertie or Henry 3. There is no Damien The Diesel.

Why is Percy called bertie

The model trains:ERTL The tracks:B A C H M A N N

The most funniest sh*t I have ever seen OMG

XD Thomas eats breakfast?????

recap - sexist railway 0:00 early up 0:20 what read on the sings 0:34 railway gate trouble 0:54 a pretty important announcement 1:49 new girls for thomas

4:31 Thomas Takes On the Eshays!

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING! 😂😂😂😂

I think Edgar could be a parody of Edward.

EDGAR AND TOBY LOVE WORKING WITH FEMALE ENGINE BECAUSE THEY HAVE BOTH: NICER COPPLINGS

Lol another funniest thing from Australia besides Comedy Inc.’s Ernest and Stevie.

I think Percy has a identity crisis

I was scared at crowd laughing when I was little

5:38 A clip from the missing episode "Thomas Goes Postal".

This video was funny!

Someone asked if they were any female Engines in the show and on the 1998 Archive of the official Thomas website it says gender doesn’t really matter for Engines and… they’re not wrong, do you look at Thomas The Tank Engine and identify as a male? We know he is but it’s not the same feeling right? Also there are plenty of moments in the show where female characters save the male characters anyway so…

9:08 Drayton Manor

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Cool Ertl Thomas!!!

This sure liked to poke fun at Thomas, didn't it, while using ERTL toys.

Narrator: * calls Percy Bertie * Percy: DONT CALL ME BERTIE PERCY!!!

1:58 Which one is Edgar and which one is Toby or is it talking about other random engines

lol hilarious

Can someone link a video of an episode where this is SHOWN in the show?

I think Thomas should go fast

Big world big adventures be like

Gold

Bag that was swell!

2:06 Me when it comes to the question of Coca Cola or Pepsi question.

oh ive watched this video when i was a kid since 2015 or 2016

No offence but 4:51 to 5:32 should be made into an actual Thomas episode with the words written on Clarabel's roof being less adult-themed.

Why is Percy misidentified as Bertie, Henry, Toby or Gordon? This doesn’t make any sense at all!

2:07 “thomas could go either way “ wait...... does that mean?.....

Remember Mavis, Lady, Emily, Molly, Rosie, Millie, Ashima, Gina, Frieda, Nia, and Rebecca

Suddy Soap-Bar Productions brought me here.

0:34-0:37 True with most sjws and tumblerites these days.

Thomas The Tank Engine Davey the yellow tank engine Percy the small engine (Who is Bertie) Caroline the saddle tank engine