Two and a half Men - Best of SEASON 3

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The best and funniest moments from Season 3 of Two and a half Men.
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@Malik_Free 4 ай бұрын

Charlie: "You're gonna learn to dance Ballet." Jake: "Wanna bet?" Lol

@leliawinfield8278 Ай бұрын

Jake's one line come backs are Hilarious !! I still love watching this sitcom with the ORIGINAL crew members and Charlie and Jake's characters are my FAVORITES!!! 💜 😘

@sclmplsoulstar 9 ай бұрын

"I don't think this conversation will make you any happier Dad" 😂😂😂

@maridepp53 2 ай бұрын

sclmplsoulstar: That line and the way he delivered it, is one of my favorite parts of the show.

@maddyonutube 3 ай бұрын

“Split the difference” “250” “Deal”😂😂😂😂

@lelouchvibritannia7809 2 жыл бұрын

"You must be Jake." "And you must be Jake's grandma." 🤣🤣

@jameshaggerty8348 11 ай бұрын

Hey Judith. Father

@lorimiller4301 10 ай бұрын

Yet didn't they end up being good friends ? Judith must've forgiven her for that little snide remark. 😅

@brianjonker510 4 ай бұрын

And the delivery was soooo genuine.

@malcolmmitchell5568 3 ай бұрын

D@78

@visakhc6352 2 ай бұрын

That one there was a violation 😭

@rosemaraffonsowessels2297 9 ай бұрын

I MISS TWO AND A HALF MEN ! 😂… WITH CHARLIE SHEEN 🤣😂😅

@marcusgreer3868 2 ай бұрын

Ashton Kutcher ruined this show bro! I also miss this golden era

@macklyfe9199 16 күн бұрын

🎉

@sanjaivkovic9126 12 күн бұрын

Charlie is a force of nature. Thx God 4 him. ❤

@litodat233 7 ай бұрын

Split the difference $250! 😂😂

@bobthebuilderhecanbuildit 2 ай бұрын

nowww he’s good at math

@elibertorodriguez8576 Ай бұрын

I was dien 😂😂😂

@Janee-jf9wn 19 күн бұрын

Priceless!

@lumbiaknight87 9 ай бұрын

A sad and lonely man. Then suddenly Charlie runs after the giggling girl past both of them.😂😂😂 The irony!😂😂😂

@arunk5307 9 ай бұрын

Laughing doesn't mean you are not lonely.

@KWCline91 Ай бұрын

@@arunk5307true. He’s probably good at hiding his loneliness

@danielmendez4073 Жыл бұрын

“I’ve sent billions of soldiers out there it’s time for one of them to finally take the hill” LMAOOOOOO

@antonkomarov9025 Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@ernestomiguelchaconcorrea4706 3 ай бұрын

Im laughing like a maniac with that one. LMAO

@gregmasch1343 Жыл бұрын

"I don't wanna go on a play date with some stupid kid just so you can have sex with her." That was a knockout 😂😂😂

@bolch88bb8 10 ай бұрын

I seriously lost it when he said that....jake owns!

@cuatro336 6 ай бұрын

Jake gave no effs

@marvinpatterson627 6 ай бұрын

@@bolch88bb8and z. Q

@ATs7vn 5 ай бұрын

Jake’s innocence 😅🤣

@mikej3187 5 ай бұрын

😊

@EagleOneM1953 2 ай бұрын

Jon Cryer is such a great comedic actor.... the way he says ' Talk? and 'She's been a very bad girl' is so funny...

@MisterPikol 8 ай бұрын

no other show made me laugh out loud like that one

@arunk5307 9 ай бұрын

20:21 unhooked even without looking, some serious skill.

@dallasmay4031 5 ай бұрын

As many ladies Charlie has been with I guarantee you 100$ he can get a lady undressed blindfolded

@skyhawk470 12 күн бұрын

skill developed.. hahahaha

@aanddone4747 2 ай бұрын

"I assume it belongs to one of your broothers whoo-ers." Alan: "One of his what?" 🤣

@NiVi192 7 ай бұрын

"I had an interesting talk with your ex-wife today." "Oh, can't we just have a nice dinner?" 😂😂😂

@keeanoagustiadi241 9 ай бұрын

I can see how Alan's jealousy and frustration turned him into Lex Luthor in the CW

@stevendchu 7 ай бұрын

That's how he stays a billionaire, he's super cheap!

@nuclearmatt8119 4 ай бұрын

"Wanna bet?" might be Jake's funniest line in the show. An absolutely perfect comeback.

@erichatu9352 Ай бұрын

The best show ever until Charlie left it!👍😉

@aanddone4747 2 ай бұрын

Alan: "We have a serious problem. Charlie: "We're out of pie?" 😂

@acrobatstar 2 жыл бұрын

Season 3 was so fire

@ferise1 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@1983TRIKER 22 күн бұрын

Too bad there's no comedy shows today. They're anywhere close to the laughing that you got from that show. Today's comedies suck

@rickroller420 Ай бұрын

The mechanic delivered his lines perfectly

@Jdat1212 5 ай бұрын

One of the best sitcoms ever! I miss this!

@idkwhodidthis2990 5 ай бұрын

Peacock 5.99

@Gk-oj7nc 3 ай бұрын

Thee best

@tsipher Жыл бұрын

Jake has got to be the worst answering machine lol

@wendypamphile7306 2 жыл бұрын

The best comedy ever

@seana9960 2 жыл бұрын

Facts! The writers were so good.

@rikkr1307 Жыл бұрын

Have to agree

@AFCAglory Жыл бұрын

Couldn't agree more. Best sitcom ever. Genius writing, especially the jokes💯💯

@NeroLeMorte Жыл бұрын

*always sunny

@AFCAglory Жыл бұрын

@@NeroLeMorte great show, but doesn't come close to taahm

@thebigjentz 9 ай бұрын

12:12 that was the best advice that Charlie ever gave Alan

@Piratedavessaltylife 5 ай бұрын

Best show in the last 50 years.

@johncronin1082 5 ай бұрын

The battles between Evlin and Lydia were the stuff of legends lol 😆..great show

@xdanbo1859 10 ай бұрын

16:45 - I'm getting a monkey! - that just slayed me

@thespot7804 7 ай бұрын

Earlier seasons of this show were really hilarious😂

@lizacosta5930 Ай бұрын

I love this show its hysterical

@fionanereah8660 9 ай бұрын

Two and a half men and Friends are the best comedies ever

@traxyboyzn-jn8hx 8 ай бұрын

The big bang theory is thee best comedy show ever

@keithbannister9271 3 ай бұрын

@@traxyboyzn-jn8hx🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@keithbannister9271 3 ай бұрын

The reason why I checked in on Friends was to see Jennifer's nipples 😋😋😋

@scotch1993 2 ай бұрын

Big Bang went off the deep end.

@RunningAWOL411 Ай бұрын

Two and a half men, yes, friends, no.

@wendyromero9488 9 ай бұрын

Always made me laugh!! Loved this show

@navylaks2 Жыл бұрын

Not only is Kandy damn fine, but she's hilarious too, I still remember the first time I saw those episodes 😁😁

@Stitchpuppy01 Жыл бұрын

They made her too stupid. Like, Patrick Star stupid. It hurts me to watch sometime.

@jeffbrehove2614 10 ай бұрын

It's amazing the same actress plays Rita on Doom Patrol

@Surfer041 9 ай бұрын

Women get older, meaner, fatter, and less compassionate.

@bradyryan5105 9 ай бұрын

April Bowlby played Kandi perfectly 😂😂

@cCiIcCo 9 ай бұрын

She was perfection 😍

@TheTuareg Жыл бұрын

They're like my second family. Best show ever! Greetings from Russia!

@JohnAdams-ds2nk Жыл бұрын

-10 Comrade Points for liking american tv show

@NataMessi Жыл бұрын

Тоже обожаю этот сериал ))

@TheTuareg Жыл бұрын

@@JohnAdams-ds2nk yeah, mate, our Komsomol leader told me the same while taking away my party membership card. So now I just drink vodka with my bear, we both say "Nazdrovye" and keep watching the show. Life is so good in USSR

@eSKAone- 10 ай бұрын

@@JohnAdams-ds2nkDude this is not Americas best show it's the World's best show 💟

@w41duvernay 10 ай бұрын

I didn't realize this show this was being shown in Russia.

@marlenerami3151 Ай бұрын

The funniest is when Rose plans a fake wedding to get Charlie jealous!

@ug1880 26 күн бұрын

Jake's acting is awesome 😂

@srinath6247 Ай бұрын

Jake's rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody was fire❤.

@johnpabelloren741 Жыл бұрын

20:22 "Can you unhook me?" It look less than 2 seconds. No look too. Jesus.

@nicemoves777 Жыл бұрын

What a Chad. In that moment he only had eyes for Mia.

@bozak2320 10 ай бұрын

Of all names to call in vein you carelessly choose to call the LORDS name Jesus. I would stop doing that immediately, He's not your common man, He's God Almighty in the flesh who has zeal for His name.

@johnpabelloren741 10 ай бұрын

@@bozak2320 Of all the places you can preach your religion, you chose the internet. You are an idiot

@idkwhodidthis2990 5 ай бұрын

And he didn't even break his stride 😂😂😂

@lesliefaske 2 ай бұрын

My favorite sitcom ever I still watch re runs with Charlie , best sitcom of all time besides All in the Family

@teresacox2511 Ай бұрын

I 100% agree with you. But you forgot FRIENDS. That was at least in my top 3 favorite sitcoms of all time.

@aussieoffroadmedia Жыл бұрын

Best show ever made

@dukefanai957 2 жыл бұрын

Gordon vs Charlie moment 🔥🤣🤣🤣

@bluecollarnobody4217 9 ай бұрын

One of the biggest blunders in television history was taking this off of the air I don’t care what Charlie sheen did or said

@GarthWatkins-th3jt 8 ай бұрын

Yep. You can't read between people ears all the time but reading between the lines can often prove to be quite accurate. In other words the official story is rarely the whole story and often it's a complete story front to back lacking anything based on truth at all. If Charlie was good to go on making the show, that's what should have happened, nothing else. ....but, how often does my vote actually represent a vote. Exactly.

@jackiesage4430 6 күн бұрын

COME BACK CHARLIE !!! WE MISS YOU !!!

@independentthinker8930 8 ай бұрын

April did a great job doing that part.

@denverdubois5835 6 ай бұрын

Angus Jones was absolutely such a treasure! So freakin' cute and funny!

@sandrobinari4433 5 ай бұрын

Yeah way better than his chip idiot Father!

@inncogneato6341 3 ай бұрын

And dumb.

@sbalmer132 18 күн бұрын

Probably the best actor in the show

@meatslacks2167 Жыл бұрын

I miss this duo...

@sony5244 10 ай бұрын

Really love this show. I keep watching again most the episodes .

@adriankline80 8 ай бұрын

Comedy gold 😂

@yep4630 9 ай бұрын

And people are telling me that Friends are better comedy show. This is a pure class comedy

@p.r.pattnaik584 9 ай бұрын

And after 3 to 4 season u will scratch your own hair So trust me friends is the greatest sitcom ever because there is not a dull moment not a single

@AdwoaFremah-nf1uy 6 ай бұрын

This could have overtaken friends... But they messed up after Charlie left.. so no.. friends is better

@chriswilliams4700 3 ай бұрын

@@p.r.pattnaik584Friends is one of the best, but it’s tough to say it’s the best. Maybe the most impact, but best in terms of being funny is another topic of discussion

@lr5102 10 ай бұрын

Kandi and Mia were the two most beautiful women on this show. Mia's face is prettier but Kandi's body is hotter as in smoking.

@RWAC685 Жыл бұрын

Sad And Lonely My A••. Two And A Half Men Was Perfect With Charlie Sheen.

@Lucas-ut2qn Ай бұрын

And you must be Jake's grandma 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣 best line candy said

@kfures3469 6 ай бұрын

20:19 When you're so good, you need only one hand and don't need to look

@murlgrover4713 2 жыл бұрын

I really love this show shit I'm now 22 years old I remember when I was 7 in 2007 still watching this wit my grandpa n so on shit was too funny it's even more funnier now tbh lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@YoMeeky Жыл бұрын

Facts💯💯💯

@hunt7572 Жыл бұрын

I did the exact same thing watching it with my grandpa. I’m 22 now too. Time flies man this is still hilarious 😂

@xolela-luvobenayo5229 Жыл бұрын

I'm 22 and a half!!!! 😅😅

@bluebellbeatnik4945 Жыл бұрын

'does the man know yet?' lol

@donaldrayprine5153 9 ай бұрын

Everybody knows its the writers,that made the show!

@ghostkilla931 2 ай бұрын

Candy was so friggin funny. Father Huggy Bear! 😂😂😂😂😂

@Cozy.Mood.B 10 ай бұрын

"With Alan it's like riding on the back of a car driven by a reeeeally smart kangaroo." - Kandy :D :D :D

@rzrzrz3898 Ай бұрын

"She makes me call it out" 😂😂😂

@Cgz-chris Жыл бұрын

Best show ever

@holyfrenchfry 3 ай бұрын

BEST SHOW EVER.

@r-w-r 7 ай бұрын

That auto mechanic should have his own show. They could call it, "Good For You." It would air right after Bobby the Waiter's show.

@maridepp53 2 ай бұрын

r-w-r: Those two were hilarious in their parts.

@duymadinh429 5 ай бұрын

alan really got some game with that father role playing

@robquin1525 Жыл бұрын

7:34 STALL 'EM, STALL 'EM, STALL 'EM!

@GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation 6 ай бұрын

Jake: I have a math test on Monday. Alan: Oh, so you’re praying for a good grade? Jake: No, that never works. I’m praying for the teacher to get sick. 😂😂😂

@deeannadorough7378 Ай бұрын

I think I actually prayed that prayer in the 70’s

@fansmaazakhan 2 жыл бұрын

Alan: “Split the difference” Jake: “250” Charlie: “Done” This always gets me!😂😂😂

@sanzianagoglinache8696 Жыл бұрын

Me too😂😂😂😂😂😂

@MiguelSRT392 Жыл бұрын

How much is that difference precisely?

@partyangel6675 Жыл бұрын

@@MiguelSRT392 Alan meant, we’ll split the difference 250 for Alan & 250 for jake but jake thought alan meant to literally split the 500 (250) & take the deal

@partyangel6675 Жыл бұрын

@Skuash wouldn’t he say “add” cause split means divide into half

@yosefshawarma3739 Жыл бұрын

@@partyangel6675 what @Skuash is saying, stands. This was too high level type of negotiation for Jake, to be able to understand. The asking price was $1,000 (dealer/Jake). Charlie (the buyer) suggested $500. Alan (broker/negotiator) instructed the dealer to "split the difference" (500÷2= 250), that is to be added to the suggested price, for a total of $750. The dealer (Jake) cost both of them $500, that Charlie was happy to save. After the broker's fee, Jake was lucky if he had $100 left.

@charleswhite5450 3 ай бұрын

I miss this show one of greatest 🔥🔥💯💯🔥💯

@donaldlewis-tp2dm 7 ай бұрын

She's chasing a rabbit 😂😂😂

@michals2351 5 ай бұрын

9:29 That's gotta be one of the funniest lines ever on this show lmaoo

@janeskey5042 Ай бұрын

7:24 + was pretty funny too 😂

@StacksMoney1000 Жыл бұрын

This show a classic

@JoanneBristow 18 күн бұрын

I love the face and laugh Alan did to charlie!🤣😂

@Jason-cj3ih 5 ай бұрын

We in the uk have ' only fools and horses ' and you in America have ' two and a half men ' ... Classics

@lufunomudzhigi7886 3 ай бұрын

2024 I'm still here 😂😂😂 best comedy

@NunyaBitness-xq9ed Ай бұрын

“Because it’s gay!” Should be brought back.

@teresacox2511 Ай бұрын

True. But unfortunately the woke crowd would never allow that. They are such crybabies. 🙄

@holyfrenchfry 4 ай бұрын

favourite show of all time. HOW AND WHY DID NETFLIX REMOVE THIS DUDE?!

@sijr6176 4 ай бұрын

Netflix is stoopid. Everyone knows that

@musingswithama Ай бұрын

Jake is the cutest😂

@magnamater4754 7 күн бұрын

Candy was the funniest character on the show ever 😂😂

@bluebellbeatnik4945 Жыл бұрын

charlie turned chuck lorre's tin cans into gold.

@neilgerace355 10 ай бұрын

22:09 "Jim never has two cups of coffee at home."

@stratosfire1943 3 ай бұрын

Ive sent billions of soldiers its time for one of them to take the hill. One of the funniest lines ive ever beared witness to 😂😂😂

@darenoeschler7048 6 ай бұрын

Frasier - Big Bang - Two and a Half Men The best sitcoms ever

@sakabula2357 5 ай бұрын

Forgot Seinfeld

@keithbannister9271 4 ай бұрын

Frasier sucks, as well as Big Bang!! But Seinfeld & Two and a Half men funniest sitcoms, plus Still Standing 😂😂😂😂😂

@scotch1993 2 ай бұрын

Friends in the 90s, How I Met Your Mother, Last Man Standing before “cancellation”, Parks and Rec

@debbieleeniva4581 2 ай бұрын

Fraser sucked

@livehabesha4642 2 ай бұрын

How I met your mother

@hudbud07 Жыл бұрын

Damn shame Charlie and Jake left

@shirleyminassian1547 10 ай бұрын

Yea, they should have stopped when Charlie was gone.

@jpdp7542 10 ай бұрын

Well Charlie makes jingles for a living so he for sure studied music theory, how to play the piano, basic grammar for the lyrics and a lot of life lessons for his humour

@benperreth1532 10 ай бұрын

Comedy TVs and Cinema Movies has be in the Grim Reaper's Death grave tombs for over 15 plus years to boot, but this, this is the Classics. Thanks guys!

@ngzel1301 10 ай бұрын

Really love that Jake says its gay and sing a song sang by a gay person

@zanarking9480 6 ай бұрын

Love this show 😍

@TheHosh01 9 ай бұрын

Best sitcom intro ever

@user-pt2ln7fe3e Ай бұрын

The portrait of a 'sad lonely man' will forever be etched in our minds! 😂😂😂

@dennishenry3319 6 ай бұрын

Up there with cheers as the best u.s comedy of all time😂

@loredanaborsan498 3 ай бұрын

".... Yes my child..." 😂😂😂😂

@emilioaparicio8731 Жыл бұрын

Best series ever

@joseyeastwood 5 ай бұрын

Anybody ever noticed Jake acted just like Charlie.

@jonathanbranum8976 Жыл бұрын

two scenes I cannot believe didn't make your 'director's cut'(of course season three has Plenty of 'simple' moments to choose from): 1. first time Kandi is at the house, the next morning with Berta is haha, 2 Kandi answering the door in her bikini for Judith *** 'You're right, he would look ridiculous in it' --- priceless --- season three is by far my fav plenty of eye Kandi :) and I really love the Mia arch... nice recap, thanks for creating it, I still really enjoy your 'funny, season moments' hey I just noticed/realized Sandy is in this, she is from s7 not s3, still one of my fav s7 moments, again thanks dude! EDIT** My bad, Sandy was episode 11 of S03 :)***

@jelenajelenic9069 Жыл бұрын

I DON' KNOW THE SEASONS OR EPISODES BCS,I LIKE THEM ALL😀😀😀😀👍👍👍💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

@msm2106 Ай бұрын

Man this show is one of the best made till now. Humor is good. Acting is Bang On. Maximum seasons. Dont know why no one talks about it. Its always office, friends or big bang theory

@primallove Жыл бұрын

_"Reward without effort is meaningless."_ Not always. The reward has value in itself, regardless of how it is obtained, otherwise it wasn't worth working for at all. The best (and most lasting) gifts are the ones that come freely from other people. In any case, 'work' isn't the only alternative to 'money', when it comes to finding happiness in this world. There are other ways to grow, challenge and enjoy yourself. Normies are so one-note.