"Lemme get serious... Do you have any idea what it does to a person's dignity to get arrested by bike cops?" And he kept a straight face the entire time!!!

"is he wearing a wedding ring" "uh... no" *stares straight into the camera* *" I"M ON MY WAY "*

“He’s walking on the side walk. But it feels threatening”. “Girl bye” 😂😂

"Hello 911,there are black people" 😂😂 I died😂😂

"Hello 9 1 1 there are black people". Had me dying.

I love Trevor’s way of highlighting even painful subjects, and making you laugh despite it.

"Do you have any idea what it does to a person's dignity to be arrested by bike cops?" I laughed so hard, then I thought about it, and laughed even harder because wow that is pitiful!

"Is he wearing a ring? " *confusion "uhh no.. " "Stay right there I'm on my way" 😂😂😂😂

This country is a joke, we became the laughing stock of the world

Being a Police officer should be a full 4 years study.

"Do they throw you on the back of a bicycle built for two? " Had me CRYING 😂😂

That is why i don't buy anything from that overrated coffee shop

I go to Starbucks and wait for my friend, sometimes 15-20 minutes, before ordering anything. I can spend 8 hours studying there and nobody would bother me. I can see the manager denying them access to the restroom until they buy something. But calling cops after TWO MINUTES? This comes down to a racist manager who went on a power trip. I hope she's fired.

4:47 "6'4" African-American male, broad shoulders driving a Benz . . . no wedding ring . . . Stay right there! I'm on my way!" Ha! Ha! Ha! 😀

"Hello 9-1-1 there are black people! Ma'am calm down, I'm scared too! Officers are on there way! " 🤣🤣👮‍♂️👮‍♂️

i just laugh my ass of when she said stay right there am coming .. hahahahahaha

“I want you to look real close”. “Is he wearing a wedding ring? “Um no”. “Hang on I’ll be right there “. That was funny 😄!!

"Is he wearing a wedding ring?" "Uh... no." "Stay right there. I'm on my way." 😆😆😆😆 Okay. Dulce's professionalism needs some work but I cannot condemn her priorities.

This is one of the sadest things i've ever seen, and im from iraq

The whole bike cop shit had me dying 😂🤣😂

The bike cop segment was brilliant.

"...Stay right there, I'm on my way"....lol

Doing wrong = arrested. Doing good = arrested. Doing _nothing_ = arrested. *Just what the f*ck are we supposed to do?*

4:57 -Is he wearing a wedding ring? =No ! -Don't worry sister! I am coming saving you myself! ✋🤣

That 911 Call Operator skit at the end was gold lmaoooo 😂😂😂

Ahhh the classic crime of meeting friends for coffee.

Female Caller :"Hello 911, there are black people" Operator: "Ma'am calm down, im scared too." 😂😂😂😂😂 wtf bruh..

When the phone talker says "Stay right there I'm on my way" instead of sending an actual officer You know something is wrong

Dude. I work at starbucks. It is not the company rule to only let paying customers to the bathroom. The only rule I've ever heard of is that you can't sleep in the lobby (and I've worked at Starbucks for 2.5 years). This story is so disappointing. I thought we had made more progress against this as a country.

Isn't going to the restroom the only reason to enter a Starbucks?

"stay right there, I'm on my way" Lost it ahahaha

Trevor is killing me softly. Great successor to John Stewart.

i've been homeless and stank, bearded and penniless and NOT kicked out of Starbucks.#blacklivesmatter

"For our safety, black people, we show up late. If you're early, you're loitering." Lmfao Trevor thanks for having my back.

"they're like ding-ding-ding-ding" killed me 😂

SMH, this was 2018... We're in 2020 now… repeating cycle….

Ok the black female 911 operator had me in tears... im still lol!

Is that a thing in the US? Where I am from, bussinesses are required to offer toilets to pedestrians whether they buy something or not. Because access to sanitation is a basic human right!

Is he wearing a wedding ring? 🤣🤣 Girl on the other line: No Agent: stay there! I'm on my way 😂😂😂

How is Trevor so funny? Literally almost everything he said made me laugh and idk why.

I just saw their interview with their attorney and they were LITERALLY IN THE STORE FOR LESS THAN 3 &$@$ing minutes!!!!! 3 minutes guys!!! 3 minutes is all it takes to get arrested for doing nothing!!!

To all the people saying Starbucks should have kicked them out: explain why corporate fired the manager, had the CEO personally meet with the two black men, and is going to temporarily shut down over ten thousand stores for racial sensitivity training next month.

The black 911 operator lady part was awesome.

There is a black man riding a Mercedes Does he have a wedding ring No? On my way That one cracked me

People are saying they "refused" to leave. They asked why they were asked to leave. That's not refusing. That's recognizing something wrong is going on and standing up for oneself. I'm tired of people assuming everyone of any other color has to explain their reason for living.

Shiittt I'm on my way too 😆😆😆😆 But on a side not: I keep reading comments on people saying they were trespassing and should have left when asked ... Have any of these people read or heard that the CEO himself said that "THIS IS NOT STARBUCKS POLICY"!?!? The manager was WRONG and was FIRED the next day. The CEO of Starbucks is SHUTTING DOWN ALL Starbucks on the 26th of May to retrain the employees on how to deal with such situations CORRECTLY. So in other words, if you're not the CEO of that company, stop going around crying trespassing and loitering, because the CEO of Starbucks know himself that that manager was and is WRONG. Now go and enjoy your Wawa coffee...

When I was young I used to think America is the land of making dreams come true I guess I was wrong I’d rather die in my poverty stricken Africa like the media portrays at least I’m respected our cops don’t even treat us like that

I can see ANGER in Trevor's eyes for the first time. Don't let them get to you, buddy

That bike joke was funny

“Is he wearing a wedding ring?” “Uh, No” “Stay right there. I’m on my way.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The early ones are taken away. To the sunken place🤔." Get Out " 😉

"Ding ding ding ding ding" this made me laugh so hard.

Wait outside of your car for 20 minutes at a friend's house in a wealthy neighborhood and the same thing will happen. Hell, a guy got arrested at his own house before.

I often go to Starbucks and DON'T buy anything until the person I'm waiting for actually arrives so we can order together. So the whole argument of they shouldn't be allowed to just sit and wait is nonsense. But racism is just pure ignorant nonsense, so I guess the argument fits the person giving it.

Trevor you had me laughing so hard tears came out of my eyes!

That 911operator is me 😂

I wish the Boondocks was still on the air, this bs would make a great episode in spite of how f*cked the reality of it is.

Bathroom or not... why did it go from 0 to police?

The police are called way to much man, people know what street justice is.

"..girl bye.." with that priceless waving of hand made my day. lol

Do you know how many times I have gone into a Starbucks asked to use the bathroom and was pointed in the right direction and went on my way without buying anything...but then again, I am not a black man. So it all makes sense, or it WOULD IN ALABAMA 50 YEARS AGO??? Boo on Starbucks and those unqualified officers, have they released an apology?

"Gurl, bye!" Hahahahaha😅

"girl bye" :D

I like the build up to the bike cop segment ...everyone agreed until he said "...by a bike cop" .CLASSIC

Love the special 911 dispatcher lol

Lmao ! He was on the back on the bike , handcuffed and peddling . Dead !

I'm always sad to hear about these types of stories, but thank you for making me laugh at the same time. the only thing we can hope for is empathy for one another, love you all

"You're custody but you have to peddle". 🤣

It’s horrible that law enforcement always assume that we blacks will cause some issue. While sitting in my garage in my home that I built in a waterfront community a officer approached me. At the time I was smoking and reading a book, his stance was slightly tilted to make him a smaller target and his hand was on his gun. Now I know that stance very well since I served 23 years in the military and was caught off guard to see an officer standing right in front of me. Normally my situational awareness is slightly higher but I was relaxing in my home. The officer inquired about a man that was setting on the curb a few houses down from mine and I didn’t notice him since my chair was at the midway point in my garage. Once I began to answer the officer he literally relaxed his hand was removed from his firearm and he let out a breath. Most people wouldn’t notice those slight body movements that we are trained to interpret, but for anyone actually paying attention you can learn a lot from body movements themselves. When the officer heard my tone he visibly relaxed and we continued the conversation about the young man. Initially I didn’t recognize him but when he said he had worked on my house, that jogged my memory of him looking way different. By this time the man is in the patrol car and he appears off, his pupils are dilated and his speech is slurred and he is showing signs of impairment. I asked him how was his wife who I had met previously when he had worked for me and his response was chilling. He said his wife was in heaven and just kept repeating that. I informed the officer that the couple were in their early twenties and the individual was obviously under some kind of drug. The officer asked me if I were willing to vouch for him and allow him to stay with my family because he was homeless. I had to decline because something wasn’t right. Later on my neighbor let me know that they had picked up a murder suspect in our neighborhood that same day. Overall the cop initially saw me as a threat but after speaking with me realized that I wasn’t a threat to him, but the young white male was taken in and found out to be a suspect in his wife’s murder. And me the black veteran who smokes in her garage just another law abiding citizen. My point with this story is that we blacks routinely are initially seen as a threat until proven otherwise and that makes it dangerous because of our darker skin. I pray the day comes when I can be judged on my character and not on my race. It really is dangerous right now if you have to have any dealings with people that may be scared because of the difference in race. The differences in the way law enforcement approaches a black person is with obvious fear and results are seen often with unarmed people getting murdered. It doesn’t matter what their history is at the time because the officers aren’t aware of that at the time. I hope that we as a society will change and come together with more understanding and less hate.

I’m so glad the manager was fired for showing such bad judgment in this manner. What harm where they really doing?

This is the definition of laughing at my pain. Thanks Trevor.

03:49 dude in the background playing sim City 😂

How many customers were sitting in Starbucks having not bought anything and not asked to leave after two minutes of being there? The manager was out of line & should be replaced. The cops were incompetent for arresting these men. The person they were waiting for showed up, affirming their reason for being there. If you're going to treat these guys this way, do it to all your customers. Cops should arrest anyone sitting in Starbucks who don't order anything.

The employees at my local Starbucks are constantly annoyed by all the non-black 'patrons' that show up with their electronics, chargers, stay for hours and don't buy anything. ...But they've never called the cops about it... Yeesh. Edit: Although I would love it if they'd start calling the cops about it now. That would give me a guilty giggle. Lol!

Mannnnn😂😂True comedy. Addressing the issues we're facing. 🔥🔥🔥

What system is this? where you are black is a sign of danger ... this is absurd!

All these people taking the cops' side clearly don't understand the Starbucks environment: 1. Tables are hard to get during busy hours so saving one for a friend is common 2. 45% of people sit and work before they order 3. 40% order first then leave 4. 10% go through the drive thru 5. 5% never order anything 6. People use their restroom just because they're known to be clean 7. Their biggest customer demographic dress bummy (yoga/sweatpants) 8. Starbucks is an extremely liberal company so racism from them is abnormal 9. The world could be on fire and there will still be hipsters and valley girls ordering a white chocolate frappuccino so no, this won't hurt their company in the long run.

Arrested by bike cops....oh man lol i died

" you see this here, this why black people should always show up late"😂🤣🤣

What is wrong with this world? I can not believe what I see and hear!!!

And the racists keep crying racism is long over.

Trevor Noah you are hilarious😂whenever I get mad about politics you chear me up by making it funny, thanks

I’m white, and I was in a starbucks waiting to go to the restroom. There was a police officer also waiting, and the guy in the bathroom was taking FOREVER (a solid hour). So the police officer LEGIT slammed on the door and threatened to break it down. The guy came out (terrified), I went it, said thank you to the officer, than left the Starbucks to go to a black lives matters protest a couple blocks down that I’d rsvp’d to go a week before. I flipped off a lot of officers, and I swear I saw the Starbucks guy there lmfao. A white guy waits in a Starbucks and gets helped by the police. A black guy waits in a Starbucks and gets arrested by the police smh.

Hahaha "we look adorable, though! We look adorable!" 🤣🚲

This seems like racism. I'm a very punctual person and often arrive places 20-45 minutes before others. I'll normally be seated waiting for 30 minutes, and I don't order until others come. I've never been asked to leave or told I'm required to order immediately, anywhere. I'm mixed English/Persian. I've loitered reading in Starbuck's for hours many times. I've also gone in to Starbucks, McDonald, etc just to run into the washroom. Never been mistreated or arrested. This was a racist individual.

wait what? I always pee at starbucks on road trips. -sigh-

How did they even get you back to the station 😂😂😂😂😂 thank you for bringing some humor to this situation

Trevor, i have loved you since the first 5 minutes of your first standup. you singlehandedly save the US from being intolerable. Bless and thank you.

I have no problem with non paying customers being asked to leave but at least be consistent. There were white people sitting around, who didnt purchase a damn thing and they werent asked to leave.

Dulcé about to stop and frisk very thoroughly!

Bike cops are the equivalent of mall cops. It's like "hey, if I'm getting arrested at least let me get arrested by a real cop "

I LITTERALLY WAITED EARLIER IN STARBUCKS WITHOUT BUYING ANYTHING. Hahahahahah.

I don't mind the ads And I don't mind the buffer But when the ads buffer, I suffer.

This is racist af. I like how as a white woman I can walk in anywhere and they let me use the bathroom. No one has ever even made me buy anything!

That black 911 operator though!😅🤣😅🤣😅💜❤💜❤💜

He used the n* word Trevor is boss🤣🤣🤣

I just want to keep my comment light. The whole bike cops part made me cry laughing 😂😂😂. Love you Trevor

As the manager of a store, if your inclination is to call the police on a customer who is basically doing what almost every customer does in your business. My question is, why do you feel the need that the police is the first step that you should take?? This is what happens when you have racial profiling and stereotypes. You assume a black person isn’t supposed to be there and has some ill will.

Lord. That woman was fkn hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

"stay there I'm on my way" should have been followed by "I'm gonna arrest his ass" 🤣🤣🤣