My Horse: I hate you. Me: *Flicks essential oils*

The blonde girl that came up and instantly told her want she was doing wrong is accurate. Way too many of those condescending brats in the horse world.

“You always wanna ask a horse if it wants to be ridden.” The horse: 👁👄👁

The western guy is literally the barn owners 6 year old son lmao he always wear a cowboy hat and talks "like a cowboy" 🤣

“Jag bucked me off at the third barrel and we still won!” Hahaha

when he pilled another lasso i died 😂

Ones you missed: The emo The dark horse The green The gamer The one that cant ride The Psycho The memer The one that buys a horse before they even ridden one I could go on lol

The weird western rider, the crazy dressage horse mom that is a tik tok vet, and the really talkitive stable hand. And then the weird horse lady lol

“What if she says no?” “ THEN YOU DON’T RIDE!”

“And at my second show Jag bucked me off at the 3rd barrel and we still won” 😂 Alyssa is killing me

omfg, this is so accurate lmao. everyone has such different opinions, it drove me nutty when I got my first horse 🙈

waiting for the horse person who gives you acute emotional abuse by gossiping and criticizing you at every turn. Where is that person? She is at every barn I have been to.

Why is the blonde one my favorite. “No, stop. You know what? You’re done.” *grabs rope and walks away* *grabs essential oil* “What is this? This isn’t going to help anyone, this is to make you smell good. Don’t listen to anyone, except me.”

the snob is my sister. It comes from entitlement, wanting attention, and no sense of what it means to respect others while trying to help others. They create drama with everything they say and do so that they become the center of the ‘crisis’ and get attention. They are authoritarian, arrogant, and dismissive because they lack respect (the heart of a loving teacher) for others opinions nor realize everyone is once a beginner. only they are smart enough to fix this and can’t be wrong.

Yeah... I'm that new boarder LOL

The thing with the lavender is an actual stress reliever for equines. But alot of the other hippy dribble doesn't work 🤣

I swear, we've gone through all of these people at our barn. I've been boarding at the same barn for 26 years. It's almost always been a Dressage barn, but in Colorado, we still had western ppl boarding. Riding Dressage, and in the same arena with someone doing western pleasure...yah, that was always an incident. "My horse walks faster than your horse lopes." "That bit is way too severe" (snaffle vs curb) "Why are his legs wrapped, are you expecting an injury?" "I keep the light on all the time, so his hair doesn't grow." Etc.. *sigh*

My horse when I put a saddle on him instead of riding bareback: momma ur so mean Me: I want to ride with a saddle sometimes Maze

LMAO 🤣😂🙈 this was a good one wow definitely have a little of each character at our barns lol

2:08 “What if she... says no?” The horse: *wait what are y’all talking about?*

Haha so fun! Why are some of these similar to people at my barn though 😂

I'm an old horslady [70yrs]. I absolutely love your humor. The best comedy is take off of truth. You girls and guy nail it. You make me laugh. Love you all

This video was pure comedic gold😂😂 and you looked so stunning in that blazer/coat!!

You had me at "Don't listen to Logan - he's crazy!"

This is so cringingly real lol ... the moment that I got my OTTB I had three different people giving me different advice and I was like "........"

I’ve actually experienced this type of craziness at boarding stables. Everyone has a different opinion on what is best for your horse. So I learned to be very polite and ignored all the advice. It was absolutely insanity.

the girl with the blonde hair and phone sounds like my trainer she always tellin me how to care for my horse xD thats wwhy i go somewere else now ;-;

Oh the Hippy Equestrian and the Old School Western. I've known two shining examples and those stereotypes were amazing.

The snob. Oh boy, did she have that one down! I know one of them very well.

The hippy made me cringe lolol I've totally met those horse people.

“Daddy, we need to find another barn” 😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣 this hilarious and mostly bc it’s sooo spot on!!! Obviously there’s people in between all of these “types” but, god haven’t we all met these people at every barn! And if you haven’t, you’re one of them lmao! Takes all kinds to make the world go round!

I need a TV show with this barn and these characters. It'd be like a horse girl show, but comedy

I cant even 😂😂 katie at the end kills me

Logan: "You gotta throw some tar on there and turn her out in the pasture, let her fend for herself." Me: "IM SORRY, WHAT?!"

At first when the spiritual person heard that the vet was coming she was pulling out like potions and I was like "ITS A WITCH!!!"

Okay, I'll admit I'm a bit of a chatterbox, but luckily for me, I'm not the only chatterbox at my barn. In fact there's lots of chatterboxes and occasionally there'll be a group of chatterboxes chatting is the hallway and any other chatterboxes that happen to walk by can just join in. It's actually pretty fun, especially now with covid because the stables are big enough to keep 6 ft apart while we talk, and it's pretty much the only socializing we're allowed to do outside the house.

Logan just grabbing another rope is like me in class when the teacher takes away my ruler because I'm using it as a helicopter. I just pull out another ruler 😂

Thank goodness for videos like this! 😂 It can really be overwhelming, when you have your first horse and then all kinds of people come charging at you imposing their preferences lol The tears I’ve cried thinking I was a horrible horse mom.

“Saddles are so abusive” -visual pain- “If they don’t wanna be ridden don’t ride the “ Me: PFFT HAH NOPE TO BOTH Ah i had so much triggers and internal pain in this video, funny though

The snob one is extremely accurate at my barn. I have SO many brats at my barn and I'm 15 (i'm older than half of the kids that go there) and they still have the audacity to be rude and bratty to me, not even like when it comes to riding just in general. I have no friends at the barn because they're all rude and just go to be with the horses obviously, they like try to fix me on things I'm already doing right?! Just so many snobs that try to tell me what to do. Then when I follow their instructions since I'm a beginner I end up getting in trouble because it's wrong. It's annoying, and i have extreme anxiety so it causes me to mess up even more and ruin my fun

logan doing the wordless "nah its just not the same if someone wants to be lasso-ed..." killed me.

“And don’t listen to Logan ok” 💀✋🏻

4:21 the dog in the backround is scared and confused. Lmao

i lost it at the "did you ask if she wants to be ridden"

4:05 Why does that remind me of Mrs. Bell from heartland LOL

On the bloopers I couldn’t stand it anymore I died

As the cowgirl in my barn the wannabe cowboys are sOooOO that way. 🤣

Ok, but I want to start dressing like the snooty one lol

I grew up around western riding and have only done 4 English riding lessons and in western riding I always call it canter,trot,whatever lol

The classically trained English rider and the laidback western rider: the love story of the century

“What is this?! 😡” “Don’t listen to anybody but me. 😝😡”

This is still so gold, even though I've seen it a few times 😂 and wow, your stuff is popping up all over my homepage and suggestions! Looks like the algorithm is picking up your channel! 🎉 It's about time!!!

The dedication in this video is seriously amazing. 😂

The hippie is hilarious!! 😂😂😂

This was amazing! So funny! Thank you! Sub titles makes it even funnier to 😂

Your poor horse having to pore up with your nonsense 🤣

"Don't listen to anyone else - except for me" 😂

That horse does not understand what is happening with these people XD

This is well put together! Way better than just lining up the types!

You're missing two types. The barn brat and the barn hags... 🤣

I love the all natural girl so much lmao

The neurotic demanding “especial” boarder!!

The blonde girl was like “urrrrr doonnne urrrrrrrrr done”

o my gosh, how accurate this is...

I love these humor videos you’ve been doing 😂👍

"DO ME! DO ME!" *Logan walks off.*

Just realized I'm somewhere between the chatterbox and the dressage trainer, hysterical!

the all natural equestrian is legit the best XD

This is hilariously true. 😆 If you could see every equestrian comment on Facebook come to life. This would also do as an example. 😆🤣😂

Love this!!!!!! It is so funny 😂😂😂😂! And I love the costumes

Her horse seems a tad annoyed with whole thing 😆

The bloopers were hilarious 😂

When the girl with oils came in it gave me goose bumps and made me feel calm and funny for some reason!! 😂🤷‍♀️

This is pure Quality stuff!

Great video as usual😝😂

I had that Cowboy at my barn. Except it was a woman, and she was a western "trainer" ( you know what I mean when you see the quotes ) Didn't matter I have a 4,5 ft Pony and I'm a grown woman that had to fit in a Pony saddle. And of course weight doesn't matter as well, especially since my Pony was 25 years at that time, so no problem putting 40 pounds extra weight on her. I had to smile her of for over a year until I changed to another barn. She even put her saddle "accidently" in my spot and asked her saddler if he had anything for my pony. Gosh that woman still haunts me...

She makes AMAZING content and she defentley deserves more subscribes. Somthing like 2 MILLION SUBS

She was holding the reins up which that tells the horse to go faster 😂 your supposed to let your hand rest until you want to turn

Why did this feel like I was watching some kind of Equestrian Hallmark movie😂

Love the beautiful dog that's just watching you guys do all this lol

This made me giggle 💜💜

the bloopers made me laugh so hard at the last part

this gave me strong heartland vibes

I actually love this video 😂😂❤️

I thought cowboy was going to say to put blu-kote on it 🤣

Me loving the sound of the oils

ask if they want to be ridden? i guess im done with riding then 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

THE HIPPY LADY I CANT BAHHAHHAha

Is it just me but is the horse just looking around wondering what the hell's going on?🤣

🤣 I identify with the gal in the headband

the 11th commandment: "Thou shalt not listenth to Logan."

So I would definitely be a toss up between Alissa and the adorable hippie chick. Lol. I absolutely adore your videos.

The rider reminds me of my old horse camp leader, Hailey

low key the horse was probably so confused lol

I am guilty of chatterbox 😂 also great video ( and very accurate )

The fact there is literally one of each in the show horseland

This is too accurate! 🤣🤣

Gosh when I won a comp my loved horse called OREO like reared and I fell down but I was okay... Good it was at the end of the comp lol

i ride western pretty much exclusively with a little bit of English a couple time a year, but when he told her to ask for a lope i cracked up, I've had English friends who i have been talking to and said lope, confusion ensued. i love it when western gets talked about, it is so much fun and the divide between some western and English riders drives me crazy, we are all here because we love our horses. i ride at a western barn so i don't have to deal with it much, but i have friends who ride western at a predominantly English barn and they have had a few bad apples. we all love our horses and we're all here because we want to work with horses.

I love these horse riding vid bc I love horse!