Quite a ratio

>trigger warning >actually triggers people i expect nothing less

First thing I realized after opening the comments 😂😂😂

You’re NOT him bro 😂👎

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Yeah it'll be so great to get the same help as any old person that could happen by in their boat just to be bragged at by fat sweaty dudes

At least the puddle pirates has some use

@@trypl3372 "puddle pirates" LOL

I wish I went to the Coast Guard instead of the Marines.

@@trypl3372 they'd beat you lmao

Why Crayons tho? 😆

@@MattFoleysGhost cuz Marines love crayons

The crayons are really good😫

@@juuzous5232 ikr

Lmao

yeah, like, at least the other branches deal with disasters _after_ the hurricane goes through, coast guard is stuck with being in the middle of the shit all the time, respect

Why so butt-hurt, Coasties? Every other branch is okay with getting joked on except the CG.

*They’re**

@@heliveruscalion9124 do the Coast Guard have to go through seeing the best friend get shot in the head? Do they got to pull the trigger on what they know may just be a kid fighting for some Bullshit reason? Are they the ones getting their legs blown off by I.E.D's? Once all that happens then they're part of the military.

@@mrfixit3666 so if you are in the army and never see your friend get shot in the head are you really in the army? Just because you don’t have traumatic experiences doesn’t mean you aren’t doing your job serving the country, enough with the big dick contest bud.

Army skills: marching....away from the battle....fucking pussies. Coast guard fucking destroys

Army one should be sweeping mopping and cleaning.

This meme was lame.. the Coast Guard is absolutely real & they need more skills than the Air Force.. he fails to realize that only maybe 15% of the Airforce are actually legitimate pilots. The rest of the jobs revolve around them.. I've met some complete hardhass Coast Guard individuals than would make an Air Force desk jokey quiver. Lame.

Outta all of them I would wanna be in the coast Guard the least I seen a lot of war movies I could Handel the training I mean no ones ever really ready fir real true war but the fucking cost Guard is like watched the garduian you can get me in pools u am so scared of water yet them MF will drowned trying to save u like place in Alaska gotta a bitch to be in charge in

@@kkandsims4612 You would end up get blasted by a cartel member during a drug search & seize. They patrol the waters & do more than 85% of the hAir Force.

What happened that day?

yep they dont mess about

Story?

@@david.6505 oh nice, good to hear you're safe

@@oddisire Thanks me too!

Steak n fries in a tube

Scrambled eggs in a can

More like freeze dried semen in a bag 🍆💦

@@Deadassbruhfrfr No, that's the Space Navy 🤣

@@timfirst3536 nigga what do you think, "astronaut icecream" is? 🍦🍦🍦 it comes in only one flavor. And that's "vanilla"

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Actually, you guys are the median between military and national security. You have both worlds, because you get military vehicles and boats while guarding your homeland.

The term you are looking for is Uniformed Service.

Yeah but it’s never funny because it’s always the same, army=basic marine=crayon navy=gay Air Force= rich. I mean I guess you can’t expect much from the military since they mostly recruit poor people who are uneducated.

@@pooperstalker2818 the military recruits poor dumb people? Have you heard of the Naval Academy... or the Air Force Academy? Pretty bold of you to call people who risk their lives for you dumb when you cry over stubbing you’re toe. Your name is fitting.

@@lilbig948 its not really a secret that the us military disproportionately recruits way more poor people than those in the middle class, not really sure why you’d be offended by it

@@pooperstalker2818 i get it. It's always the same. Typically made by army veterans calling Marine's stupid crayon eaters and the navy gay. I was a seabee building army FOBs In Afghanistan. We would catch army guy's doing each other in supply containers. Much more gays in the army compared to the navy. They call the Marine's stupid. I went to college and knew a lot of fellow veterans. Lot's of extremely smart Marine's and the one's barely getting it were army veterans. You do have a twisted mind set on the military. I served with plenty of men and women who earned a degree while serving and some even earned a masters. Most everyone else enrolled into a trade school or college after completing their service. So the military aren't a bunch a morons running around waiting for orders. They join to serve their country and travel. I've been to over 63 different countries. It would behoove of you to not be so bigoted in your views and realize, not everyone wants to enter college not knowing what they want to major in. Some people want to see the world and figure their lives out. Army, Navy, Marine, and Air Force. Lot's of smart individuals who serve with honor. Keep in mind. It's harder to get into the military than it is into college.

​@@lilbig948 They risk their lives for the interest of congress and those who have their hand up their ass. I feel pity for you.

CraZart crayons suckkkkk

Budget cuts

Dam I thought I was so creative thinking of this same comment idea and the first comment I see when I go to write the same thing is this.

Right SMH

@@alyzluke801 LOL I cant imagine a military that gets hundreds of billions of dollars a year could have budget cuts

*proceeds to eat Italian food*

🤣🤣🤣 I love that episode

*passes out from 6th helping of olive garden*

Even family Guy dedicated an entire episode making fun of coast guard and another ep with jokes about how airforce are stuck up lol

Look at this man over here spitting facts

@@kallmety5815 Baby. You eat the paper with it

I always eat the rapper of the crayons 😋

@@catty8722 yes the rapper of the crayons make great music.

😭✨😂

Facts!🤣

You mean medium rare right? T

@@SE-ih9pg as long as its not well done, its fine imo

And Here comes the boaster ...

@ツ - Yeah, I hate when people say that too. But some people think that they always know everything about everything and then when they get proven wrong, they get all butthurt.

Crayola

@@weewoahhh BRUH

Aren’t Marie’s like the badass of the branches tho like the air force can have its steak Marie’s bring us home our victories that world war 2 pic of the flag not army not Air Force not navy I have big respect for the cost so I’ll keep quite but marines yea

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Future marines

Yeah, in 1945. It’s an RGBWW LED mood light with a gentle pulsating rhythm these days.

@@luke_fabis Facts

@@luke_fabis and an Amazon echo to operate it

See... this guy gets it

Haha Lunchables are better than mre’s Trained with the Marines once, they got me hooked on the grape crayons.

Which is exactly why our coasties are degraded and mocked. Everyone else feels the need to try and drag them down to their level, lol, nothing drags down the Coast Guard.

I always thought I’d the coast guard as a police unit

Can't even have Roseart

Bro he gave the Navy cat food and raw hot dogs and the Marines a box of crayons. Clearly this isn't meant to be that serious bro.

@@mikeylikesit525 pp hotdog

And it better be Classical music.

😂😂😂

In Iraq I watched Marines sweat it out in tents while air conditioned pods were available, solely because their commander wanted them to "keep their edge." Marines make me nervous.

Lmao

@@fshn4x4"keep your edge" passed out of heatstroke cuz. Happen to me at my MOS school I went to was at twentynine palms I got the old butthole thermometer 🌡️

@@gabrielkelly2631 thank you for sharing

Getting full perks and pays, while doing so little that they tell you are not a real branch? Count me in lol.

Great way to put it. Prob a lot harder then people think too

Joke is on all the other branches.. You'll have a career when you get out.

I'm currently

@@issacs1646 its not thats why they get called out for not being.

They are no longer a branch of the military. That is what this guy is referring to

Puddle pirates were D.O.T. then D.O.D. and now they are homeland security, so not a real branch.

Yeah, well they aren’t made of sand so they can’t be a beach

@@SgtRudySmithbRet so the coast guard didnt seve in Vietnam, but they did on the Mekong delta. I was coast guard during that period. Actually during war time they are a department of the navy.

@@whatsupdoc9833 actually during times of "war" the coast guard falls under the dod. The US hasn't declared war since WW2. I never said that they didn't serve in conflicts they served in Korea Vietnam Iraq Afghanistan and Africa.

True,but they just seem like the navy but they DONT get drunk 24/7

@@lilteachr all my dad was get drunk in Mexico and Hawaii and he served in the navy

They're literally one piece marines

@@Smelly556 your dad is just a alcoholic, being in the navy has nothing to do with it.

@@tylerreeves7972 oh I know that,it was the navy that made him a drunkard,all the photos I have of he and his friends are all of then chugging a beer. According to him,his friends peer pressured him but I doubt it

You no regardless the branch if you enlist you are volunteering

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well this is the dumbest comment I've ever seen, congratulations

Idk lads, trollface pfp combined with the comment and misused form of they're. I'm gonna say this is bait.

The coast guard deserves respect *yes* Especially since they're all volunteers *Nani!??*

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how tf yall be steaming it tho? Sweat and body heat?

@@blackirontarkus2672 Obviously you've never seen an MRE. Those things come with steam bags for your crayons and a salt and pepper packet.

@@TerraHv1 Dont eat the nacho cheese if you value your innards.

Some are savages and they eat the off-brand crayons, others like them with spices and salt and pepper, and I personally color my teeth with them

It’s a joke. It’s just military banter that civilians take very seriously lol.

Every other military has airplanes so don’t even

Uh the army and space force kinda doesn’t so no

Then in flies the Navy with their carrier based jets.

Funny enough: Half the time air back up isn’t even from the air force! Other branches own planes too

True my friend, it’s just a joke tho. Clearly he’s a Marine/Ex-marine since he put crayons for food lol just know with these type of videos whoever they make look the toughest is most likely the branch they’re in lol it’s dumb

Umm national guard not cost Guard the second a disaster happens on us soil the national guard is sent out if it’s weather coast guard will help . Fun fact tho if us Americans started an insurgence the national Guard is the only branch who can fight with the people the government can call on there army but in defense the army’s job is not to attack its own people do in all reality we could totally start an insurgency and create a new government

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National guard lol

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Representing MREs

Representing meals rejected by the enemy❤

I completely agree. Just last night I was watching Deadliest Catch and the Coast Guard is held in the absolute highest regard with all the fishermen because there the ones that actually do the heroic rescues when shit goes wrong in the ocean.

i highly respect coast guards cuz idk how to swim.

I always feel like the coast guards were a emergency service like the police of firemen not military

_The coast guard isn't a real branch_ **Suddenly my boat hits something, and begins to drown with me. No help comes my way.** _I regret nothing...._

@@MirekFe I’d rather die then admit that the coast guard is a branch

Wait why- I don’t know much about marines

@@toponebiggestlosers if i remember correctly I looked up online, it supposed to be a joke towards them, it has been going on for a long time and they accepted the fact of that

@@ajaxsakaraplayz4070 Thanks

@@toponebiggestlosers np!

Cuz the red ones taste the best.

They don't need air support if they stop breathing on the ground 🤣

You’re right! Then they’ll call in the navy with their planes or even the army with their planes :]

"looks disgusting" wtf

Nah dude the joke with the navy is that they're gay. They love inhaling those wieners.

@@410x10 thats exactly what i ment 😏

I was in the CG. We actually ate pretty fuckin good.

Navy: looks like a delicious pile of dicks *

What you see: GLIZZY What I see: a joke about people in the navy being gay

I would go with saving lives before the bullshit like the failed drug war and immigration

Yeah but the coast guard, do save lives...

there’s nothing wrong with “illiegal” immigrants most of them are trying to find a better life for their families

there is, since if you don't own legal citizenship, you get arrested

@@cardinalskies2785 but how does that put the people trying to get better lives in the wrong

I dont get it can h explain 😂

@@tknieff72 my daddy was navy and would make some of the food he ate and it's cheap crap.....but gooood. Also he always said marines had no brains so the crayons had me too!

They love that sausage

Can u explain the Crayola joke to me? It's all over my recommended, but i don't get it (

@@uliana6684 because apparently marines are really stupid and dumb so the eat crayons because no normal person would eat Crayons

@@DeadeyeToya normal people cant taste the green, blue if for officers only tho

Yall are stupid, its because we get feed trash but do the most. We are in first an out last. We are badass an will eat anything. If you want to run your mouth about Marines, im in concord nc, come get your ass whooped

@@rebelyell4621 found "that guy"

My boyfriend prefers the purple ones, but to each their own

"flavour?"

@@sontalks yeah. Yellow is lemon. Red is strawberry. Never did much care for strawberrys

@@JorgNotGeorge may I ask why you spelled flavour the Canadian/British way? Just asking as a Canadian, or maybe you're a royal Marine?

@@Saister Yeah I'm from England

Yup! People suck haha

Coast guard rocks, saving lives instead of taking them

No one in the military takes these jokes seriously..they’re only jokes, everyone laughs at them. If anything if you get upset about it no one will like you as you can’t take a joke

My grandfather was a District Command Master Chief who did four years in the marines during Vietnam. He was infamous back in the day at Cherry Point Marine Air Base NC when he went through a gate and the guards didn't salute his officers he went ballistic on them and word of it spread through out the base and by the time they reached their destination he was already getting apologies. I've seen and heard a lot of things but Chiefs are scary CG or not.

I mean it's better then having to go away for 6+ months when declared war and can actually stay with family and friends less risk,more enjoyable

@@BlackPeople358 coast guard helps in war too they don't just sit at home

@@roryarmstrong6316 that's why I said when declared war

It's a thing in the military to basically bully eachother, kinda like siblings. You can shit on each others branch all day but as soon as someone not in the military says something then everyone bands together.

**Triggered**

So, do you live through your beloved son? Not even, right?

We all pick on each other for fun. It started when there were only two branches and it is all in fun because we will pile up in any none military person that tries to do it just like any other group of family members

14 USC 1

Highest ASVAB

But not actually fight, just drop them off.

@@daltonkent9901 and go back and drop more off in tiny little boats while they suppress fire with 50cal machine guns. Coast guard during dday really took some balls

Wait your grandma is a he

This comment is beyond anyone’s understanding

What

I'm so confused right now.

@Ache of Rectum at first I was confused, but your comment explained it all

Well said! People are constantly trying to put down the Coast guard, simply because they are ignorant and don't do any research

@@leoncw1172 the jokes basically should be looked at as we wouldn't make fun of you if you wasn't one of us. You wouldn't see a bunch of military people and a cop making fun of each other because the cop would get ganged up on because he isn't one of us

Exactly the Air Force does eat MRE’s during training and certain times.

same. they work really hars

Higher ups tend to eat better, the lower ranks not so much

Also the USCG holds the title of longest serving sea going service.

That's why us smart ones eat steak and you just whine

He said fun, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

No it doesn't. Its easily the Marines and Army and then theres a large gap and then the other 3.

@@JasonOwensYT statistically yes the coast guard has the second hardest bootcamp, it has a higher dropout rate than all the other branches besides the marines, and the coast guard requires the highest asvab score as well

@@godsteeth1574 No it doesn't. Again you are misinformed. And nobody cares about boot camp anyways so bragging or talking about it is cringe enough.

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Except on carriers

I am 14 years old I am going to be a freshman in 2 weeks I am going to have all my normal classes but I will be taking 1 college class to get a jumpstart because I want to be an Officer in the Air Force

In fact, it's not a branch of the Armed Forces, so it can actually defend people

Yeah, very small percentage of the armed forced outside the Coast Guard actually defend the US soil. I still don't understand how fighting 5000 miles away is considered "defending the country".

@@bsarioz ? So our troops in Europe in ww2 weren’t defending our country? Get yo head straight you don’t do shit for this country. Luckily because our troops you even have the right to say that

@@bullymaguire4640 literally like 2 people from that time are alive and none of them are in the active duty military anymore. Quit using them as scapegoats for your propaganda. WW2 was the last time troops fought for freedom and you'd have to be a brainwashed idiot to not see that.

@@bsarioz I mean..would you rather them stay at home and let the fight come here? No? Then you probably shouldn’t be talking. They’re helping by keeping the conflict AWAY from home soil. They take care of issues before they reach the US.

Every single Marine I've meet sounds extremly gay

@@4f52 it's probably all the crayons they eat

@@thatguyoverthereinth pink crayon

Coast guard is so independent that they cabt decide what department they fall under lol. They were even under Treasury lol

@@sionnachdensolas9787 the coast guard are their own branch bruh

Nah , we don't need them to get spoiled.

@@stanleyhape8427 You mean Crayolas or Marines?