Sorry for missing so many comments but I've been uploading at 3am for me :) still love yas

And this video was when Boris the so loved turtle tortoise was born

“Hey mom? How did the crusade of Australia go?” “Well....”

“Look at the feathers fly, look at the penguins die.” -lazarbeam A rhyme worthy of dr. Seuss

4:56 slightly sunny with some sun

Lazarbeam: “This looks like 10,000 mega turtles fighting 1,000 soldiers” Also Lazarbeam: *watching 10,000 mega turtles fighting 1,000 soldiers*

did anyone else notice he disliked his own video at 1:54

so sad how fast time has passed it actually worries me i remember watching this late late 2017 :( this was the second time i came back wow the nostalgia is upsetting

7:18 Lazar: alright I'm stepping up the dumbness levels Me: you have surpassed my expectations

this is your funniest video in a long time i laughed my ass off

10:11 Thar Rhymes "Look At the Feathers Fly" "Look at the Penguins Die"

"Look at the penguins die, look at the feathers fly" lazar 2017

Me: **see's the turtle fighting** **Top ten anime battles**

its just BORRIS!!!!!!!!!! hehehe thumbs up if you got the reference

I found your channel after watching JackSepticEye's video on this game. It looked so awesome and I wanted to see more of it. And then I stumble upon a video of 5000 footmen getting viciously, brutally, and savagely massacred by a fully automatic catapult. . .and now here I am watching an army of tortoises waging a war against everything from penguins to Chuck Norris. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. You have earned the sub! Heres looking forward to more laughs in the future!

No legend has been told when Kingdom’s were saved by these Turtles and his army...but it wasn’t just the army of mega turtles it was The legendary Boris who took on fight’s and bashed them up and pushed them as they roll them down the hill

10:07 Battle of the flightless!

10:40 I couldn’t stop laughing

8:46 constant newks! 😂😂

Back in the day when LazarBeam did more than Fortnite. I was here when this was new.

Best part is "THIS IS SO EXTREME" when the 2 tortoise were gonna kill each other

1:56 lazarbeam dislikes his own vid😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂lol

14:10-14:25 Me: *Alexa!...how do you become lazerbeam's turtle?*

7:07 it kind of looks like a bat from certain angles

Lazarbeam - Putting the fire rate of archers/catapults/etc to 1000x makes them fire faster than the game can handle in real time. In order to actually have them fire 1000x faster, you must slow the game down to .5 or .25x speed so it has more time to process what is going on. In one of your previous videos you actually did this - by using slow motion to view your super archers' arrows you allowed the game more time to compute and you can see their cloud of arrows get even denser. Only then will your arrows truly blot out the sun.

Blue: Is that a giant turtle? Red:That's a fucking dragon

Nobody Literally Nobody Lazarbeam: BoRiS tHe TuRtLe ToRtOuIs

How to rule the world in 5 steps 1: get a tortoise 2:make sure your Australian 3:become a good KZfaqr with over 15M subs 4: Name the tortoise boris 5: you have ruled the world

It's a tortoise I am triggered

And that kids, is why *tortoises* (not turtles mr lzrbem) have a permanent slowness debuff. Poor tortoises.

I luv penguins😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.anyone in 2019

Ah, you’ve combined a delightful mix of internet culture! Let’s break it down: “Skibidi”: This term gained fame from the Little Big music video titled “Skibidi.” The video features quirky dance moves and catchy lyrics. Imagine people doing the “Skibidi” dance in unexpected places, like the bathroom! “Toilet Gyatt”: Now, this is where things get interesting! “Gyatt” is Jamaican Patois slang for “get.” So, “Toilet Gyatt” playfully suggests someone getting down or dancing in the bathroom. Maybe it’s a secret dance party while brushing teeth or washing hands! “Rizz”: Ah, the mysterious “Rizz.” It’s like the secret ingredient that adds flavor to the meme. Is it a dance move? A sound effect? Or just a fun word to say? We may never know, but it’s part of the magic! So next time you’re in the bathroom, channel your inner Skibidi, do the Toilet Gyatt, and sprinkle some Rizz into your routine! 🚽💃🎉 !Skibidi Toilet Gyatt

Hello I'm a new subscriber. I watched your last video on the fully automatic catapults and fell in love with the content. Keep it up! You are doing things right :)

2:55 as a professional turtle/tortoise lover, I find that *slowly* becoming offensive

1:55 Lannan that’s 200,000 did you know that’s 200,000 more than me!

Lazar:AMAZING 1 Hour later Lazar:I can speed this up AMAZING

Do MEGATURTLE VS FULLYAUTOMATED CATAPULT VS FULLYAUTOMATED ARCHERS

Shows screenshot of likes on his video. Disliked his own video

2019? Or not

No one: Literally no one: Boris:I like murder

more kingdom and castles to plz.

I think lazarbeam gave those turtles some cocaine off camera😂

God I love how free yt felt only just 6 years ago. Now it’s just instant demonetization for just saying the word shit in the first 7 seconds

When lockdown ends since corona but you realise you Just had house arrest for ten minutes 4:42

I would like to point out that at around 2:00 in the picture he disliked his own video lol

im so happy to find this channel omg so funny

Turtles and tortoises are different by these ways: 1 tortoises can’t swim in deep water 2 tortoises have bigger shells 3 tortoises have stubby feet unlike turtles, so they do have a differences 🐢

6:16 wait and you might see boris has made a picture out of dead body's just wait a few moments

Can borris survive a nuke??

Lannan should buy a turtle and name it boris

I know this is a year old but chuck Norris vs mega turtle

Famous words “cmon Boris! sick em sick em boris!”💀 -lazarbeam 2017

‘Mostly sunny with some sun’

Chuck Norris vs. Boris

People: *throws plastic straws in the ocean* Turtle: Am i a joke to you?!?!

Before this I got an add of his sister advertising raid shadow legends

mega turtle vs knights=Marshawn Lynch vs Cardinals Defense

1:54 he disliked his own vid lmao

Hey mate love ur videos keep up the good work

I have already seen these but I always come back to the old vids

7:03 The bodies are in the shape of a turtle.

You should put all the units though a free for all

his computer be like: god why have you forsaken me XD

Hey Lannan, try 1 Boris vs 100 catapults! I would love to see that and I think you would enjoy it too.

under his face cam in battle it says weather mostly sunny with some sun

When lannan realizes tortoises have a melee block chance

your standing on your porch , eating a jar of veggieshite, and a slow wave of turtles comes over the horizon

Oh my gosh it's so exciting

lol when he said the last video had 20,000 likes, he had disliked it

did any one notice he disliked his own video 1:55 😂

11:36 “A seven nation army couldn’t hold me back

BLOODY LEGEND!

2019 anyone?

Try and beat chuck Norris with everything

Hi lazarbeam I love your videos you always find a way to make me laugh

My mega penguins may have fallen but I'll come back with a much. Much. Much more mega penguins.

14:25 lmao😂😂

When 2 tortise fight one dies in real life i am not kidding it is like battle to the death

5:19 A glorious moment for it was the creation of BORIS!!!!!!!!

10:12 “Look at the feathers fly, And the penguins die.” #1 poem goes to Lannan Eacott

I got an idea so... hmmm oh yea chuck Norris vs boris vs 100,000 chickens

slow and steady wins the race then you can finish on her face

The birth of a legend... Boris the turtle-tortoise, live long king 👑

Ah yes the origins of Boris the Turtle Tortoise

If Left vs right was on normal speed it would be 20 minutes.

boris vs chuck norris

Lazerbeam: How did I do with my third to Me: 35 seconds Lazerbeam: yaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!

I feel like this takes bird strike to a whole new level

Do Jesus versus zombies

There's a turtle in the sky with a gun in his eye

Laser beam: stupid shit Mr beast: rude shit Markiplier: scary shit Kubz scouts: swear shit gage shiet: secret shit

Little did he know that when he named that turtle he created a meme for years to come

R.I.P Boris😢😢😠😤

0:02 who else played this 1 million times?

Who else had no idea what the Boris references from new Lazarbeam until they saw this?

Right now as am texting he is doing a live stream but this is better :D

At 7:04 it looks like a turtle

ahh the og lazar nostalgic

that voice acting is accurate bro i thought u are editting the voice in but u are actually doing it

They heavily modified the tortoise into a weapon. Now we should weaponize the tortoises.