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**Joined by Justin, Chris settles caller disputes and weighs in on voicemails as he tackles the finer points of setting boundaries, how to marry for green cards, the etiquette of housewarming gifts, going through your significant other’s phone, foot fetishes, and favorite movies while Chris gets a little hot and flustered when a caller asks him out and we hear from a real life OnlyFans creator who gives us the unadulterated truth about what’s happening behind the paywall.
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@SarahELynchDesigns Жыл бұрын

I feel like this one should have been called 'Getting to know Justin while I sleep with my eyes open' 😂

@ambersmith8420 Жыл бұрын

i’m 6 and 1/2 mins in and i was already getting that vibe a couple mins ago 😭😭😭

@vron3013 Жыл бұрын

Yeah not the move lol

@hollyj5449 Жыл бұрын

My mom had a divorce party!!😂 she met my dad (her now husband) at it and he held her hair back as she was throwing up. A true chaotic love story

@Christina.N. Жыл бұрын

Awwh that actually is so sweet 🥲

@briankuhn_ Жыл бұрын

I love that for her. Obviously not the divorce thing but the finding a good man who’ll hold her hair while she’s barfing 🤮 thing.

@jenymaryjane Жыл бұрын

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@Feliciatanktop 10 ай бұрын

Finding her future husband at your own divorce party is a serve ngl. Your moms a living legend

@kattcastillo3017 Жыл бұрын

The first voicemail is so hilarious 😂”let me put my foot out for inspiration” 💀

@MelissaMasters Жыл бұрын

Sleep-deprived Chris is a whole ass mood 😂

@AlliexMariex Жыл бұрын

I don’t think Chris knows where he is in this pod. I don’t think he’s finished a single sentence. It’s a mood 😂😂😂

@abbyiscute Жыл бұрын

i genuinely think ill forever be obsessed with this podcast

@elliesiriwardena357 Жыл бұрын

why did i nearly cry when you got asked out by that guy. your smile was so cute, i think my period is due. anyway loved the episode and seeing my baby justin 💋

@sarahiggins9614 Жыл бұрын

Lmao I feel this!!!!

@deahanlon3203 Жыл бұрын

THE WAY CHRIS WAS BLUSHING FOR THE LAST ONE

@ally_h8742 Жыл бұрын

Not me manually folding my toes to flip myself off to see what it would look like 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@annasmith1836 Жыл бұрын

Chris, I’ve listened to the podcast here and there but im usually a listener of your main channel. Hearing that you’re helping teachers means the world to me. Im a 4th grade teacher and this has been the hardest month of my life. One of my students got expelled (which totally broke me), many of my students are facing some troubles at home, and this week my co teacher had a seizure at school and now I am left with teaching both classes by myself. I know that I don’t even have it the worst out of all the teachers out there. Thank you for thinking of us. (And today is my first day of spring break, yay!)

@taylorneumann638 Жыл бұрын

Lmao okay Chris trying to redeem himself after talking about Bridesmaids but then brings up Cheaper by the Dozen 😂💀 omg

@anniescott8726 Жыл бұрын

What the OF girl said is REAL! I promise you!!! Many many boyfriends, fiancées, and husbands!

@anniescott8726 Жыл бұрын

There are subreddits dedicated to guys swapping pics of their exes & current partners / significant others

@DeadlyLittleSecrets Жыл бұрын

Definitely need an episode w only fans stories lol that would be hilarious

@Chipdadippa Жыл бұрын

Chris is me at work talking to customers after I woke up 30 mins beforehand

@GirlyVloggingGamer Жыл бұрын

I need an update on voicemail guy ASAP

@PaigePlates Жыл бұрын

Same!

@stephanieghansen Жыл бұрын

I don’t think I’ve laughed this much in a WHILE, the exhaustion added to it and I’m here for it 😭😭😭

@kristenshoemaker4194 Жыл бұрын

The way "Aquaman and Barnacle Boy" made me cackle

@karakash6059 Жыл бұрын

My first thought about iconic movie scenes was Bridesmaids too. My favorite is when they are at the wedding dress shop and everyone has food poisoning. I died 😂

@MagalyxoAllStar Жыл бұрын

I ship Chris and the last caller already lol that was so cute

@chrisklemens Жыл бұрын

PLEASE GO RATE AND REVIEW THIS EPISODE ON APPLE PODCASTS: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/id1569917592

@whitneyjoanaune6366 Жыл бұрын

Stoners love a non-smoker!! It isn't a dealbreaker, unless THEY don't like the green, and judge us.

@coraaem Жыл бұрын

STAR QUALITY 💀 that put my reasoning into words & I love it I’m so glad you agree

@escobarflaka6934 Жыл бұрын

Omg a possible date!? Yesssss I’m so happy for you, stay strong 🫶 sending a lot of love and blessings

@rosewise5817 Жыл бұрын

Ive been waiting for this toe conversation my whole life, it is not the second toe in its the third and i can actually flip people off with my middle toe😂😂😂😂 love you guys❤

@rsinhilton Жыл бұрын

Cleaning my house and checking KZfaq over and over hoping you’d post 😂 thank you bb helping me get it done!!!

@oliviapeachy Жыл бұрын

Not me literally doing the same thing…look at us being productive 🤩 slay

@escobarflaka6934 Жыл бұрын

Same!

@babyscorpio7496 Жыл бұрын

It was fun having an episode full of Justin! and.... Chris..... You sound absolutely zooted rn 😂🤠

@captainlovebug Жыл бұрын

God you are a national treasure that should be protected at all costs. Thank you for being someone I can relate to.

@iselamick Жыл бұрын

Chris is clutch with the weekly content 😮‍💨🤟

@kelseymaddox8967 Жыл бұрын

YASSSSS CHRIS THANK YOU FOR BLESSING US 🎉

@joheansen9754 Жыл бұрын

Oh my god, when you said the braidsmaids scene I got a big fat throwback. It was my besties and I‘s comfort Film before we parted ways like 6 years ago. We recently started hanging out again :) Thanks for that Chris :) You are the best

@myafields6995 Жыл бұрын

I hope there is gonna be an update on the date! I loved the episode! Great job boys!

@megastar4459 Жыл бұрын

Omgggg Justin talking about the Pokémon movie, I’m glad I’m not the only one who was emotionally impacted by that lmao

@jamiestuhler4116 Жыл бұрын

Omg thank u so much for posting today seriously!!!! U save my Thursday evening! I been through it this wk @ my work(chef) 🤪

@sophie2001sh Жыл бұрын

chriss i love youu i was waiting for the podcast to finally drop. thank you for blessing my night

@jeremyconnolly2793 Жыл бұрын

Really needed this today thank you!!

@srsalesman67 Жыл бұрын

oh how i love listening at work ❤️❤️🥺🥺 getting me through the day

@piercetheraine Жыл бұрын

for the regristry thing maybe if people aren’t actually BUYING an air fryer or sumn they can give you stuff they don’t want/use anymore 😭

@secret99826 Жыл бұрын

his excitement at the end 😭

@itayecxialvarez6966 Жыл бұрын

Why is this video uploaded as I consider opening an onlyfans because I need $1,000 to pay my rent and have -$57 in my bank account 😂😂

@izzymiller2058 Жыл бұрын

Thursdays are the best! Chris, you liked my comment last week and I cried (I was drunk) 😂🎉

@emmawallace7681 Жыл бұрын

i love you and justin!!!!!!!!! so excited ab this mans

@camillewheel Жыл бұрын

I definitely want to be friends with the first caller!!! She was hilarious without even trying lol

@Alexandra-ng1ih Жыл бұрын

10:27 when I moved into a new house with my long-term boyfriend none of our neighbors came by with gifts or even introduced themselves, none of my family or his even came over let alone gifts. It was super odd to me but I guess people don’t do that anymore?

@alyssiamarie75 Жыл бұрын

i love this sweater so much !!!! does anyone know where its from ? also such a great episode as someone who also disassociates i get it

@smeamchin Жыл бұрын

Shoutout to Justin with the Stephen Stills reference 👍

@danikahuska5755 Жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh!! Thank you for answering my question!! I called and asked about your favourite movie scene-as someone who ALSO has a film degree (hi Justin!), Bridesmaids was a stellar choice✨👌🏻

@sophf.575 Жыл бұрын

I love you guys, I'm a fan from Portugal here As much as I'd love to have you as neighbours we have a huge problem rn with tourists deciding to move here and influence the outrageous pricing of rents and house purchases especially in the big cities in Lisbon and Porto (although it is also our own government's lack of ability to even pay us rightfully), but it's making it SO much harder for people who actually are Portuguese to get literally a room. A room with proper conditions a month costs almost as much as a year of public college fees here (with luck), making the average age of moving out to be 30's/40's. Yeah. Definitely give us a visit, but not a stay 😅 Lots of love your way!

@KendallNicole-gk8lp Жыл бұрын

a divorce registry would hit honestly

@bayASMR Жыл бұрын

Omg my older sister took my brother and I to see the Pokémon movie. We were bawlllling at 11ish years old and my sister was laughing at a theater of crying children hahahhhh thanks for reminding me of that one Justin

@marinahazelaar4837 Жыл бұрын

Omggg the last caller!!! Sooo cuttee 🥰🥰🥰🤪🤪

@salidge Жыл бұрын

Booger in the background and her sweet lil face has literally made my week 🥹🥰

@Ghoulsarehere076 Жыл бұрын

Justin’s keroppi plush is about the cutest thing ever, next to miss booger and the crew obvs.

@SabrinaAdelina Жыл бұрын

Sur la table LMFAO

@islamacdonald5861 Жыл бұрын

me watching boogie in the mirror and audibly saying “biiiiig stretchhhh” when she stretched 😭

@1818Pancakes Жыл бұрын

The house warming question is so real I was invited to a housewarming party and I brought a plant but someone brought a BLue MICROWAVE. Like it's expensive and ugly I was like OHHH didn't get that memo

@cheakingitout1423 Жыл бұрын

idk why but the idea of Justin making beats is so funny to me lmao 😭🤣🫶🏼

@Matt_H2O Жыл бұрын

OMG there better be a follow up to the date request, that was so good. So happy for you. I could hear in your voice you loved it. You must get asked out all the time, you Zinger burger you. Finger lickin' good!

@tomcoward16 Жыл бұрын

In the UK we dont often do the thing were you have to give an expensive wedding gift mostly flowers and a card or wine is completely fine.

@Priscill74 Жыл бұрын

I still cry at that scene from pokemon, as a 33 year old.. So your good Justin. 😅👌

@ambersmith8420 Жыл бұрын

i was genuinely surprised chris said he was sober in this one cause i genuinely thought the 2 hours of sleep and a PHAT bowl hit or two were the reason he was basically struggling to human the whole time 😭😭❤️

@JustMe_OhWell Жыл бұрын

I used to have an OF and omg the insane kinks are so funny. I laugh with my husband still. 🤣 No shame on most though!!

@manic_girl Жыл бұрын

Wait me too did people ever ask you to step on bugs barefoot? That was the weirdest one I ever got and I refused, but hey whatever works for them I guess 💀

@JustMe_OhWell Жыл бұрын

@@manic_girl Haha no! I had someone ask to call me mommy and they were humping the bed and saying it was me. Lmao! I had another one who liked to send me videos of him rubbing his beard.

@dabordietrying Жыл бұрын

@@manic_girl im so glad you refused thats just unnecessarily cruel to the bugs

@manic_girl Жыл бұрын

@@dabordietrying yeah that’s what I thought. I don’t squish bugs in my house, I take them outside. I couldn’t do that intentionally

@JustMe_OhWell Жыл бұрын

@@manic_girl Awww same here! 🥰🤗

@marthar7020 Жыл бұрын

GESUNDHEIT🤭 love it

@kelseyhawthorne9642 Жыл бұрын

The energy lol

@areka22 Жыл бұрын

happy thursday Klementines!

@jordancraig5204 Жыл бұрын

i was blushing for u when u got hit on hahaha

@jakechartrand7308 Жыл бұрын

It was so awesome. Yay

@tatumstratton7823 Жыл бұрын

Bruh I couldn't flip off anyone with my toes bc my second 2 are webbed together on both feet 😂

@bobbiebuckle9805 Жыл бұрын

Ok I’m checking his phone now…

@caitlynlindsey9302 Жыл бұрын

I watched this and bridesmaids on and off til dinner to please my adhd

@martadaniel8005 Жыл бұрын

Nice that Justin chose Lisbon, Portugal. I am from there. 🇵🇹

@elisaxsimmons Жыл бұрын

JUSTIN!!! You should definitely live out your dreams and go to Lisbon 🇵🇹 I will be going there this fall for the first time, so if you, or anyone else has recommendations of what places to check out, please let me know! ❤️

@breamcdade228 Жыл бұрын

Yes people make housewarming lists, for the house warming party. As well as weddings and babies!

@Momislitaf Жыл бұрын

Omg I love the crew ! ❤but when I tell you I have the biggest crush on Justin so this episode 👏☺️ loved it ! Chris I love you 💕

@hannahnelson6437 Жыл бұрын

I NEED YOUR FRUIT CUP!! So cute

@YepItsMarisa Жыл бұрын

Chris that sweater is everything and more.

@soccerbopper124 Жыл бұрын

lmao chris you did use the word unfounded correctly 27:56

@KandiNBeyond Жыл бұрын

I acctually ordered a Helix matress, I have the soft/side sleeper one, Should have come with a warning about putting you into a coma😅😬 I LOVE it

@calebritter4715 Жыл бұрын

take care chris

@xoxolaur Жыл бұрын

CHRIS WHERE ARE THOSE CUPS FROM W THE PRODUCE ON!!!!

@hopelexilove7014 Жыл бұрын

Is it omar apollo? HAHAHAHA MOOD that man is HANDCRAFTED

@mhandy1029 Жыл бұрын

love the sweater

@seanemrufo-curran5359 Жыл бұрын

love you boo boo! 🖤🖤⭐️⭐️

@rooboatdeer22yu51 Жыл бұрын

As an astrologer and somebody very aware of the dark egoic Energies in the world and the coming more of a person with a functioning filter. People like that woman who's the content creator who said she could probably never really trust anyone fully that's a total scorpionic mixed with Aries Capricorn maybe even Libra scent on it. The challenge is to see all the fucked up things that you've seen and learn how to forgive yourself other people and choose the right person to trust fully. No one really has a broken radar. We live in a toxic culture that's changing and working on ourselves sounds gross, it feels easier to stay in a place where you never fully trust anyone. You never fully love yourself with the capability and giving to others. But in the long run you'll be thankful. Yeah you see the worst parts of your family and the people you work with and the people around you. Traumatic things happen I want to but eventually you trust and live a little instead of just being alive.?

@chinamartin2276 Жыл бұрын

Tell Justin to hit my line for the Epcot pass 😉

@jaycarter9248 Жыл бұрын

CHRISSSSS 😩😩 i been waiting for the 1st viewer moment 🫣

@zosia7241 Жыл бұрын

i love seeing booger in the background of these he's so cute

@ashlayydee04 Жыл бұрын

2nd toe is DEFINITELY middle finger toe, 100%

@haileykarcic Жыл бұрын

Omg I need Justin to make music for my songs

@lovelycat62 Жыл бұрын

So earrlyyyy hey guysssss

@Yourlocalvamp13 Жыл бұрын

anyone else feel like they have a cold if they don't sleep enough ahaha

@44annarox Жыл бұрын

WE NEED A POST DATE UPDATE ASAP

@mhandy1029 Жыл бұрын

i dont have the longer second toe but I also feel like the second toe does make sense for a middle finger but specifically for those who have the longer second toe

@lindseylee3968 Жыл бұрын

i would just like to share that i can in fact flip people off with my toes, and it is with my actual middle toe and none of this next-to-the-big-toe nonsense

@calwagner5187 Жыл бұрын

Here is the meet-cute of the century

@yasamannooshinfar5447 Жыл бұрын

Love youuuu

@Thenonamepod Жыл бұрын

I lost so many brain cells watching this and I’m so okay with it 😅

@havenprizmich9217 Жыл бұрын

I lowkey understand the wife who wants to put a hit on her man… I considered k!lling myself or faking my death when trapped in a horrid relationship. I thought he would kill me then himself first tho.

@dabordietrying Жыл бұрын

i dont think she's in that situation tho? maybe she is and im wrong but im pretty sure she just doesnt want to get a divorce. but im sorry you had to go thru that and hope you are doing better and healing

@oliviabarranca7198 Жыл бұрын

I need a update on the mysterious caller who asked for a date pls 37:59

@dorinapenapoet Жыл бұрын

That guy at the end sounded mad cute tho Chris ❤❤❤❤❤❤

@tomcoward16 Жыл бұрын

You cant go through a relationship doubting each other and checking phones. its not going to work . you have to trust each other for a relationship to work. and that onlyfans worker is obviously attracting the wrong types of guys.because of her work. its obviously knocked her confidence in people sadly.