Uh-Oh, George Santos is in Big Trouble

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7 ай бұрын

Congressman George Santos, who was recently indicted on 23 federal charges, joins Stephen to offer perfectly good excuses for his actions. Special thanks to our dear friend Harvey Guillén!
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@mypillowguy445 7 ай бұрын

"There was a little girl who used to get bused to school everyday...and that little girl was me." - George Santos

@Fatbottomgirl666 7 ай бұрын

Rosa Parks was his great grandmother don't you know!

@user-zb9lv3gh8s 7 ай бұрын

@@Fatbottomgirl666and grandma Rosa got him his first job at NASA...

@user-rk2ln9eb6q 7 ай бұрын

he he he! ............................he he he! You should be a writer!

@VinceValentine 7 ай бұрын

@@user-zb9lv3gh8s ...where he made first contact with the Vulcans! They even made a movie about it.

@mrwilson7617 6 ай бұрын

@mtb095 7 ай бұрын

Santos went from carrying a phone with a screenshot of a phone call to escape reporters, to carrying a baby to escape reporters 😂

@Jeff-66 7 ай бұрын

Fun fact: that was actually Santos' baby, and he became the first male in history to give birth!

@gr8dvd 7 ай бұрын

@@Jeff-66 "Fun" but not "fact"… been done b4 🤮 Santos the 1st to have triplets, mixed race triplets no less!

@Powerball305 7 ай бұрын

I needed a laugh 😂

@Tommyoda 7 ай бұрын

4:51 …the triplets Steven! 😂

@karivierimaa5908 7 ай бұрын

“…and I don’t speak English” That’s hilarious 😂

@suninmoon4601 7 ай бұрын

"STEPHEN, you're going to wake up the triplets!" 😆

@toobasaurus23 7 ай бұрын

I love Harvey doing this character. He is an underrated comedic actor.

@LillyP-xs5qe 7 ай бұрын

Seen him in "what we do in the shadows"?

@C8zzzD 7 ай бұрын

Yes, Guillermo is killing it!

@camplethargic8 7 ай бұрын

What do you mean by "underated"?

@troyallen8223 7 ай бұрын

@@C8zzzDDuuuuude 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kingayy9267 7 ай бұрын

@8camplethargic8 It means nothing. People with small vocabularies substitute it for an actual compliment.

@michelehemlokhexwhite4310 7 ай бұрын

I would have thought Santos was used to being in serious trouble by now. He's so good at making up bs, he will probably try blaming it on his identical twin brother.

@GoldenGearGrinder 7 ай бұрын

Yeah, beware Fred Santos, the evil twin.

@michaelrmurphy2734 7 ай бұрын

The Evil Twin brother...!

@cronistamundano8189 7 ай бұрын

George Santos is Brazillian. If law abiding Brazillians are pretty used to being in trouble for more than a hundred years now because of dictatorships, terrible economics and corrupt politicians, imagine a crook like George Santos...

@dnelsdl 7 ай бұрын

dont give him ideas 😭😭

@bryceg5709 7 ай бұрын

cmon now we all know his evil brother isnt a twin but used Jewish space laser-therapy to impersonate him, the only problem is that during his first attempt boy george was in drag and the laser bounced off a ruby sequined foreskin shawl which would have been fine but that was refracted through the diamond on christ the redeemer reflected off the CCCP covid drone bats (no such thing as birds) and started wild fires that are burning down the house this forced David Byrne to come onto the night show after years in retirement to explain the wild fires because its all lasers.

@sweetmother2406 7 ай бұрын

Harvey is such a delight ❤

@lgator08 7 ай бұрын

I died everytime he says “Stephen”! 😂😂😂

@stoodmuffinpersonal3144 7 ай бұрын

Excuse you it's Gizmo. I mean, Gulliermo. 😂

@flameroad123 7 ай бұрын

Catch Me If You Can 2, starting George Santos. Coming to theaters to steal your money next summer.

@jeromemccollom936 7 ай бұрын

George Santo gave his life for his country at the battles of Concord, Bunker Hill, Gettysburg, Iwo Jima and of course who could not forget, the Battle of Endor. He personally saved the lives of 20 Ewoks that day. Have a little respect for an American and hero of the Ewoks, Stephen

@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 7 ай бұрын

I'm shocked that you forgot to mention that he lead the charge. Onto Omaha Beach & helped Captain America punch out Hitler in Berlin.

@kalipw0210 7 ай бұрын

@@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980I believe you meant The Battle of NANDOR.... credit where credit is due 😂😂

@mezmarionybarra 7 ай бұрын

OmGEee Hilarious, Ewoks!!!

@G4rr0. 7 ай бұрын

Fairly sure the GOP was on the other side at Endor ...

@sinistermalmente 7 ай бұрын

Harvey Guillén is the actor I thought of when I first saw George Santos. Bravo!

@dbmagee21 7 ай бұрын

If one of us did any of these crimes we’d be in jail immediately

@alvallac2171 7 ай бұрын

*crimes, we'd

@edwardmax9147 6 ай бұрын

@@alvallac2171 we'd, crimes*

@user-pn1fe6sg2w 7 ай бұрын

I didn't know George Santos is a Van Helsing.

@swampy6194 7 ай бұрын

We know what he does in the shadows, he is Dracula's bride....Crackula.

@Artista_Frustrado 7 ай бұрын

I'm loving this escalation race of nonsense between Santos & the comedians trying to catch up to his nonsense

@johnsmithe4656 7 ай бұрын

@@AbidingDude420 Eww....

@user-zb9lv3gh8s 7 ай бұрын

@@AbidingDude420low hanging fruit? Are you mocking the fact that he was a poor migrant farm worker for 36 years?

@Deseis 7 ай бұрын

@@user-zb9lv3gh8sNo we're mocking the 27 years he spent as a peach tree

@briannelson27 7 ай бұрын

@@user-zb9lv3gh8s Wait, I thought the low hanging fruit fell and hit him on the head, then he invented gravity?

@Artista_Frustrado 7 ай бұрын

@@briannelson27 right after he invented Fruits no less

@vickimcburney8977 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂STEPHEN!!!😂😂😂 Best GS bit. Nearly peed my pants I was laughing so hard. 😂😂

@elfsong713 7 ай бұрын

I nearly spit out my tea when he said, "I don't speak English!"

@notsure1969 7 ай бұрын

Nearly? Then it must not have been funny enough.

@user-rk2ln9eb6q 7 ай бұрын

same here!

@elfsong713 7 ай бұрын

@@notsure1969 I was trying not to destroy my computer.

@andreeze23 7 ай бұрын

Harvey as George Santos = Comedy Gold🤣🔥

@norarivers2744 7 ай бұрын

"You're FEC'd" 😂💛✨

@heartpng 7 ай бұрын

Love the panera bread reference, i see you harvey!!

@Deseis 7 ай бұрын

George will be fine. He survived both world wars, the sinking of the Titanic and the eruption of Mount Vesuvius, he'll survive this too.

@floppsymoppsy5969 7 ай бұрын

Seriously though, why are people even HANDING him their baby!?!?

@KathleenConnolly04 7 ай бұрын

Guillermo is gonna be in trouble when Nandor finds out he has another job 😅

@absurdseba 7 ай бұрын

Guiyerrmo, You’ve been hiding a little secret from me haven’t ju..

@howlingwolf7280 7 ай бұрын

I half wanted Lazlo to shout "Gizmo are you having a wank?" from offscreen.

@notsure1969 7 ай бұрын

Meanwhile, Nadja is all "Ooooh this is going to be good. 😏"

@lisaahmari7199 7 ай бұрын

❤

@lisaahmari7199 7 ай бұрын

@@absurdseba😅

@carter7246 7 ай бұрын

I'm always amazed at such talent, and then i remember that these Santos jokes are literally writing themselves.

@SaraMira-qi9vl 7 ай бұрын

THIS George is wonderful!!! "I don't speak English" .... HA!

@warren52nz 7 ай бұрын

*_WTF is going on in the Republican Party and why do they have ANY supporters at all???_*

@coolnewpants 7 ай бұрын

Brain damage

@warren52nz 7 ай бұрын

@@coolnewpants I blame a lack of education and religion which turns off people's brains.

@keirgomcginlay2044 7 ай бұрын

People tend to convince themselves 'the other guy is worse.'

@LoPhatKao 7 ай бұрын

all politicians are pieces of crap, some are just better at hiding their stench

@MARGATEorcMAULER 7 ай бұрын

A question for greater minds than our own.

@RagtimeAnnie 7 ай бұрын

That actor portraying Santos is GREAT ! I was watching pretty closely, and his comedic chops are "spot on." I hope there'll be some equally good (or better ) rolls for him to play going forward.

@iodinev 7 ай бұрын

He's in What We Do In The Shadows on Hulu! He's the best part of the show

@jayhensley9340 7 ай бұрын

Agreed! Guillermo is the best lol.

@byronic-heroine 7 ай бұрын

Perrito!

@yurielcundangan9090 7 ай бұрын

George santos calling a reporter disingenuous is a classic

@trump5838 7 ай бұрын

Yea bout like someone calling msdnc or CNN news😂😂😂😂😂😂

@AbidingDude420 7 ай бұрын

The modern GOP are all about hypocrisy, deflection, and projection.

@d1nonly14ever3 7 ай бұрын

@@trump5838loser troll. You mean Faux Noise....where they punish those who tell the truth.

@oldsalt8011 7 ай бұрын

MSNBC and CNN are gay.

@setsom2857 7 ай бұрын

@@trump5838 Yeah right! Meanwhile in your twisted alternative reality, the news you think is true fair and balance has been sued for $750 million for spreading falsehoods and continue to be sued. In your world, it’s not real news if you don’t like what you’re hearing or seeing. 🤣🤣😋😋🤣🤣

@bial12345 7 ай бұрын

So happy that George Santos finally realized his dream of becoming a vampire.

@Traveller0fAges 7 ай бұрын

I need to see Harvey & Bowen in the same scene together as Santos. I must have it.

@lisaahmari7199 7 ай бұрын

Fantastic!

@disavowalf3351 7 ай бұрын

Um…I’m not American but isn’t it kinda a congressperson’s job to know about Federal stuff like the FEC? Every time I think we’re living in political hell here in the UK I look across the Pond and realise, somehow, things can get even worse…🥺/*sigh*❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️

@A_A_K_123 7 ай бұрын

Harvey is hillarious!!!

@223Drone 7 ай бұрын

At this point it wouldn't surprise me if George Santos claimed that he fought in every single war in history.

@MofongoMondongo 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@kingjamos2422 7 ай бұрын

Funny you should say that. He is a real everyman. As in, he is every single man on Earth and in history. All of this time I had no idea that I was George Santos.

@chondominguez6995 7 ай бұрын

He did. Lol.

@nomenclature9373 7 ай бұрын

A stable historian once mentioned we won the war of independence because of airports. Airman Santos leading the way with his squadron known as the Magnificent Frigatebirds.

@baxtronx5972 7 ай бұрын

Maybe one of those Black Friday sales at Ann Taylor.

@user-tt5xj5ib1e 7 ай бұрын

He's a triplet threat :) 😆🤣

@charleyfrench3064 7 ай бұрын

Yes! Love Harvey sooooo much! If you haven’t watched What We Do In The Shadows (Hulu/FX), you are missing out and have a lot of catching up to do!!

@gomezaddams4347 7 ай бұрын

And the funniest part is that no matter how demented the performance is it still isn’t as loony as the real guy.

@amkb4649 7 ай бұрын

I wonder if Santos' lying is pathological at this point. He doesn't seem to be in control of it, especially as he continues to do it even while his lies are unravelling on him.

@squarepondstories3895 7 ай бұрын

I love Harvey Guillien!

@rascal_rae 7 ай бұрын

THANK YOU for bringing Harvey back!!! Best bit ever

@SpaceForceCommander 7 ай бұрын

We still don’t have any proof that “George Santos” is his real name!

@harrySinga-bg4gi 7 ай бұрын

When he goes to the courthouse he will deny he's George Santos

@lgator08 7 ай бұрын

Facts!!!

@howamilooking5952 7 ай бұрын

Like Obama, we need a birth certificate. 😄

@yankinwaoz 7 ай бұрын

I honestly wonder if he is even a U.S. citizen.

@spacespector 7 ай бұрын

The court only gets three tries to goes his real name or he goes free. Thats just the law. 😂

@Opinionsrnotfacts574 7 ай бұрын

If someone cares to find out where George got those babies from perhaps they could also how and why Matt Gaetz got his son Nestor from.

@user-rk2ln9eb6q 7 ай бұрын

creepy ha?

@InfiniteSoulRoots 7 ай бұрын

That Law & Order part! 🤣

@doobaa 7 ай бұрын

Harvey is Santos’s double body 😂 natural

@maskedmarvyl4774 7 ай бұрын

I was waiting for the baby prop to come out.

@GlobalDeeW 7 ай бұрын

Harvey Guillén is HILARIOUS!!!

@TheIndianalain 7 ай бұрын

A pretty realistic impersonation of Georges Santos, to be honest. And if some aspects of it seem far-fetched to you, well just sit and wait.

@TheAuRatio 7 ай бұрын

Making it rain including an old NYC Metro card in the mix was comedy gold to a handful of people. Thank you

@bluegreenglue6565 7 ай бұрын

Yes! The unexpected cackle I needed this morning. "You can't make this [stuff] up" applies so well to that guy, comedy writers must fall down laughing even as they have to edit for time...

@user-rk2ln9eb6q 7 ай бұрын

Mr. Colbert. First. I'm glad you are back. And please please bring this santos more often! He is hilarious! It just made my day! thank you both.

@cbeautifulworld11 7 ай бұрын

This made me cry!😂😂😂 happy tears, too funny!

@laalaa99stl 7 ай бұрын

Plot twist: That's actually Anthony Devolder playing _both_ Stephen Colbert _and_ George Santos in this sketch.

@swampy6194 7 ай бұрын

Best comment.

@user-zb9lv3gh8s 7 ай бұрын

That's amazing... But it does explain why both Erol Flynn and Meryl Streep sought him out for acting lessons

@oldsalt8011 7 ай бұрын

Stephen is gay bait.

@baxtronx5972 7 ай бұрын

This video is a deep fake from JFK Jr.....

@BennettKunert 7 ай бұрын

It took 3 years for Republicans to take up kicking Santos out of Congress. Santos can be voted out, next year, before Congress Acts.

@myriamkaye3418 7 ай бұрын

Congressman George Santos should be in prison NOT in Congress!

@Jenny_Oblivion 7 ай бұрын

😂 Harvey was great ❤

@songOmatic 7 ай бұрын

This is silly in THE BEST WAY. 😆😆😆

@kitesquela793 7 ай бұрын

I honestly thought that instead of a baby to block questioning, they were going to have George holding a puppy, leading to Stephen to ask if that's one of the puppies he stole from the Amish breeder.

@lealmelisa 7 ай бұрын

I can't decide which Santos impersonation in late night shows is my favorite, i love all of them. Harvey Guilllen is an amazing actor, i love him as Gullermo in what we do in the shadows!!

@calibby85 7 ай бұрын

George Santos is like the Anna Delvey of politics

@seaninness334 7 ай бұрын

At this point, Santos is arguably, a better choice for a speaker than Johnson. What a s-show the republican party is today.

@AmandaLeeHarrington 7 ай бұрын

When some kind of justice finally comes for George Santos, if that is his real name, can we get all the George Santoses together for a multi-verse breaking moment?

@Soylntgrnisppl 7 ай бұрын

That fact that Santos did use holding a Baby as a buffer to answering questions and that he actually did claim that his niece was kidnapped by the Communist Chinese, makes this sketch more of a documentary than a comedy skit.

@Dog_gone_it 7 ай бұрын

Sketch comedy is where Colbert thrives

@kpepperl319 7 ай бұрын

I would arrest the parents who let this man hold their baby.

@GoldenGearGrinder 7 ай бұрын

Let's be frank, not enough GQP have the guts to actually expel Santos for his lies.

@swampy6194 7 ай бұрын

....or his vote.

@Lisa-vb3gn 7 ай бұрын

They absolutely would get rid of him if they had a larger majority in the house. It’s all about his vote.

@GoldenGearGrinder 7 ай бұрын

@@Lisa-vb3gn No, no I don't think they would. Maybe two or three cycles ago, but definitely not this congress. Too many insane people.

@kingjamos2422 7 ай бұрын

@@GoldenGearGrinder Ssssh... Marjorie Taylor Green took over the space lasers. You have to be more careful now.

@GoldenGearGrinder 7 ай бұрын

@@kingjamos2422 Nah, that's impossible. I'm jewish, and it's my turn with the laser. Wonder if I can shave with it.

@AA-ws5xk 7 ай бұрын

We definitely need to get to the bottom of who that mystery baby was…🧐🤔🤨

@neuroisis85 7 ай бұрын

I have slides into Georgie's DMs so damn many times. He never writes back! He is my favorite politician who has ever existed. His compulsive lying, his Drag 'Queen' days, just everything comes together in one deliciously package of a never before discovered true gem of what it is to be a politician in this country. Trump can sashay away. My Georgie S. has more skeletons than the French catacombs and they just keep coming. If he isn't the picture of a crumpling democracy, then IDK what is. I love you George! Answer my messages!

@caseyschenkel1889 7 ай бұрын

It's so chaotic as to what Santos will do/say next in these sketches.

@landonewts 7 ай бұрын

Harvey makes me so happy.

@hazelgreen8219 7 ай бұрын

Joking aside, I’m starting to think Santos is actually delusional rather than a pathological liar.

@pirobot668beta 7 ай бұрын

The two conditions aren't mutually exclusive.

@marieroberts5664 7 ай бұрын

TFG writ small? Tho it's a guess which one is fatter...

@sunnydaysatl 7 ай бұрын

I’m thinking so to

@verseapocalyptica668 7 ай бұрын

Harvey Guillén is amazing.

@stanleycoleman 7 ай бұрын

George santos needs to be a recurring guest like Melania!

@swampy6194 7 ай бұрын

...or herpes.

@michaelrmurphy2734 7 ай бұрын

Yeah she should be back in the orange dress. Have not seen her in awhile.

@AmandaLeeHarrington 7 ай бұрын

It's always fun when Rudy Guliani is on.

@dixienormiss8192 7 ай бұрын

Harvey is so adorable 🤎

@nedludd7622 7 ай бұрын

Look at Santos, if you can. He says he weighs 251 lbs, so how does he look slimmer than 215 lb Trump?

@simgem 7 ай бұрын

This segment gets better each time!

@Ralphieboy 7 ай бұрын

George Santos is Human Performance Art.

@johnsmithe4656 7 ай бұрын

And he loves all this attention. He craves it. Like Trump.

@user-zb9lv3gh8s 7 ай бұрын

So it should be no surprise that his childhood art works have been exhibited at both the Louvre and New York's own Museum of Modern Art!

@dave1096 7 ай бұрын

Sacha Baron Cohen needs to show up asking Santos questions

@sandid1826 7 ай бұрын

Sounds like Santos is following the protocols of Scientology using people's credit cards. And 23 charges is nothing....91 is the number to beat.

@serendipityshopnyc 7 ай бұрын

It's hard work being more outrageously disingenuous than George Santos, but Harvey Guillen gives it his all!

@Mercury_Beetle 7 ай бұрын

I think George Santos also lies about living in a house with 4 vampires and doing their bidding.

@eschwarz1003 7 ай бұрын

Yay, it's Harvey Guillén, everyone's favorite Vampire familiar Guillermo, um or Gizmo or whatever from "What We do in the Shadows"

@lcflngn 7 ай бұрын

Omg for half a sec I thought the “real” Santos would turn up. ❤️Colbert, that’s all.

@AmandaLeeHarrington 7 ай бұрын

Is that not the real Santos?

@leafuller3153 7 ай бұрын

If he isn't sent to jail - nobody will be going to jail.

@divout6688 7 ай бұрын

Anyone else asking themselves if Santos is bipolar? The things he does is so wild that I can't help but wonder if he is in a manic-phase...

@AbidingDude420 7 ай бұрын

Possibly. Or perhaps just a classic pathological liar like Trump.

@cmdraftbrn 7 ай бұрын

last article i read on this loony stated he was openly gay. and the one thing republicans hate more than democrats is gays. "they're a bunch of pedophiles" -republicans

@alvallac2171 7 ай бұрын

*are so wild (because "things" is plural)

@divout6688 7 ай бұрын

@@alvallac2171 Sorry, it's my second language and was written in a hurry.

@user-rk2ln9eb6q 7 ай бұрын

who cares right? as long as he kiss ass to the republicons!

@AnantaAndroscoggin 7 ай бұрын

That should be: "The Alleged George Santos" to everyone!

@mattpayette4166 7 ай бұрын

#HarveyGuillen is amazing

@annesimon537 7 ай бұрын

I don't know who this actor is but he is hilarious! I want to watch a movie with him in it!!

@iodinev 7 ай бұрын

He's in What We Do In The Shadows on Hulu! I love him in that show.

@shellymcdaniel4183 7 ай бұрын

Y’all!!!! I’m in tears!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Heather-xz8fk 7 ай бұрын

It's hard for me to figure out who lies the fastest and the most often: tRump or Santos.

@stevej1154 7 ай бұрын

Santos, like Trump and Giuliani, is both a gift and a nightmare for satirists, because how do you mock what’s already absolutely insane and beyond belief? But this show does a pretty good job.

@ishouldhavetried 7 ай бұрын

When Stephen said "George Santos" was coming, I was seriously thinking Santos was a guest

@jen9647 7 ай бұрын

Protect Harvey at all costs. 😂❤😂❤😂

@shellymcdaniel4183 7 ай бұрын

Y’all so crazy!! Hilarious 😂

@Zerolink30 7 ай бұрын

Someone give that correspondent an Emmy! That was just *chef's kiss*

@chelseamorning6219 7 ай бұрын

Genius impersonation 😂 Harvey nails it every time! ❤

@amt2553 7 ай бұрын

Harvey Guillen !! ❤❤❤❤

@Opinionsrnotfacts574 7 ай бұрын

To think they actually made 2 of those awful purple jackets.

@aishx 7 ай бұрын

He wouldn't be in Congress if his master had turned him into a vampire 🧛‍♂️

@Artist_Kevin 7 ай бұрын

We need to switch to a sliding scale for justice in this country. This balance ⚖️ system is broken.

@blupunk01 7 ай бұрын

"Not you, George Santos." - Nandor the Relentless

@savannahm.laurentian1286 7 ай бұрын

The King of Space strikes again.🤦

@sekhmet9808 7 ай бұрын

Harvey Guillen is a fucking treasure who should be cherished always!

@alexanderdumas- 7 ай бұрын

For all we know that COULD be the real George santos

@allenlovell1604 7 ай бұрын

❤❤❤, LOL 😆 😂 🤣 😅! Asking Santos to tell the truth is like talking 👄 to a mirror 🪞; it reflects your image , even if it's warped - like a FunHouse Mirror ! Keep jabbing at him all you late night comedians ; we need all the laughs 😃 😀 😄 you can give us !