Uki and Kotoka's COOKING Stream but Uki is Slowly Losing His Sanity..

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10 ай бұрын

this was so funny i cant
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@kazclips 8 ай бұрын

Another cooking Collab with uki this week...

@Pastel_aster 9 ай бұрын

This felt like uki being the “EVERYONES SO CREATIVE” girl

@AD-lh3jk 9 ай бұрын

I haven’t even reached 1 min yet but could already see this being true I blame FutureCanoe for making the meme instinctively familiar lol

@omayajones2364 9 ай бұрын

IT AINT GOING TO SLID DOWN EASY IF IT AINT CHESSEY@@AD-lh3jk

@dongerydoo5736 10 ай бұрын

Kotoka dont want buy stuff that she might not use Also kotoka : buys a drill 😂

@kazclips 10 ай бұрын

a drill and a fork go woooshoo

@ShamaD274 9 ай бұрын

Wdym she's not using drill? It's a kitchen staple

@kazclips 9 ай бұрын

Sadly she had to choose between the drill and her life bc uki was ready to kill her

@sparo_splat 9 ай бұрын

She used it to make cotton candy it's useful 😂

@LloydShovel 9 ай бұрын

@@sparo_splatexcuse me? A what now to what now?

@FleshMelon_YesItIs 9 ай бұрын

Kotoka: adds milk Uki: Separate...S E P A R A T E 👹👹

@kito5248 9 ай бұрын

I like how the entire "do you have" was just "damn girl you live like this"

@kevsonkeyboard 9 ай бұрын

Uki is your supportive Gay Best Friend that isn't afraid to judge you and let u know when ur slippin'.

@deeuphrosyne 9 ай бұрын

Kotoka: I did well, Uki will be so proud Uki: I’m gonna kill her Kotoka: I’m afraid Uki will say “I’m going to kill her” 😂😂😂

@VampireSentoki56 9 ай бұрын

Uki: Wow, she knows me so well

@usagiayumi5 9 ай бұрын

@@VampireSentoki56”I’ll krill her” lol

@statixfear 9 ай бұрын

I love how Kotoka's practically built up her own identity and niche within the NijiEN space... for better or for worse 😂

@bored_boar 9 ай бұрын

Her own crusty, moldy, potentially inhabited-by-rodents space, inhabited only by Scarle and her

@tempaccount7024 9 ай бұрын

She's taken up the mantle of cooking horr- well in Niji! Yeah, definitely well.

@bonogiamboni4830 7 ай бұрын

@@tempaccount7024 why is it always the english-speaking japanese blondes?

@khushiebhat7242 9 ай бұрын

Love how she doesn’t have basic stuff but garam masala she does have 😂😂

@Draethiox 9 ай бұрын

and three parsley shakers

@white518 9 ай бұрын

And a drill...somehow...

@ppergemini5364 9 ай бұрын

This is so funny cuz Uki is always calm and now I wasn’t surprised when Vox yelled at Mysta. It’s really frustrating to see. 😂

@Fanimati0n 9 ай бұрын

Uki has the patience of a Saint

@Reverie5067 4 ай бұрын

@@Fanimati0nreal

@pank7621 9 ай бұрын

I've never watched Uki before but he's hilarious lol. The *thud* of Kotoka putting the baking powder in front of the camera and Uki going "...oh my God" had me going. 😂

@foreverdiceroll 9 ай бұрын

Uki is the new mom of niji

@VampireSentoki56 9 ай бұрын

ukimama about to disown all of his children, starting with kotoka lol

@Yin_Tasuni-San 9 ай бұрын

Well that's sad

@zeallia 9 ай бұрын

Sadge

@q3224 8 ай бұрын

Uki was always a mom tho lmao

@foreverdiceroll 8 ай бұрын

@@q3224 well he stole job after Nina left

@theslightlytiltedcat 9 ай бұрын

Out of all of Kotoka's mischief in her kitchen, this looked the most edible.

@kazclips 9 ай бұрын

Bless uki for keeping her in check 😭

@maggby 9 ай бұрын

I actually burst out laughing when Kotoka shows the center piece cake with little to no amount of coffee in the cup🤣

@-jennie_Bear- 6 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure there was more coffee on the little dish that tea cups are placed in then in the actual cup

@kishua9619 5 ай бұрын

With more coffee on the plate than in the cup ✋😭

@kayaa5359 5 ай бұрын

I honestly expected her to take a sip from the plate at that point XD

@Pandymeez 9 ай бұрын

Dude shoutout to Uki for being the strongest person ever during this 🤣 There’s so many times I would have given up just from being purely baffled.

@Theonesleepycell 9 ай бұрын

Uki is that one concerned parent who supports you from afar, but inside he’s just concerned, uki looked in pain through out the whole video/stream…but he’s coping, he’s that supportive parent

@jst1215 9 ай бұрын

The fact that Uki genuinely had to ask if she had salt is what really sells the whole Kotoka Cooking Experience

@VisualEnjoyer9756 9 ай бұрын

Kotoka actually lowkey could've saved this by buying oranges on a whim and add the zest of the orange to give it a very light orangy taste but at this point I'm scared to ask if she has a grater because I'm sure she'd put a knife on a drill and try to do it that way 🤣

@sweetmeloday5935 9 ай бұрын

Funny thing is she did got the zest but not with a grater but a peeler 😂 Edit: scratch what I said that wasn't a zest that's like pieces of the skin at this point hahahaha 😂

@VisualEnjoyer9756 9 ай бұрын

@@sweetmeloday5935 When she brought out the drill I felt Uki's silence ngl 🤣

@bdyussenov477 9 ай бұрын

They looked like tangerines tbh but maybe Japan has different kind of oranges idk

@jackelhog 9 ай бұрын

My condolences to Uki - the things you do for content is admirable

@nyawrgurasapostle5730 9 ай бұрын

At first he did that for content but after ingredient reveal he was fighting to save the rest of his sanity

@danteredgrave5238 9 ай бұрын

I am actually surprised that a lot of the livers are allowed to live alone and unsupervised 😂

@ruta_VA 9 ай бұрын

like why does kotoka have 3 bottles of parsley WHO EATS THAT MUCH PARSLEY

@blazingkite8983 7 ай бұрын

@@ruta_VA definitely just her forgetting that she has it so she went and buy another one lmao

@Laevatrien2 9 ай бұрын

My favorite moment watching this stream was when, Uki wondered about how previous teachers managed, I then opened the previous stream with Belmond and I happened upon a part where Belmond was absolutely panicking.

@st0rmy66 9 ай бұрын

Welp. Wet tatami is a nightmare to clean unless you spend a few hundred bucks to get it cleaned

@KaraShadows95 9 ай бұрын

Her tatami has seen some things

@suffocating179 9 ай бұрын

I am so surprised that they were baking the cake but not once measured anything 😂

@kazclips 9 ай бұрын

Kotoka doesn't have measuring cups because of course she doesn't 🧍

@suffocating179 9 ай бұрын

@@kazclipsWell at least you could use small spoon or a glass to approximate the quantity but it is what it is 😂

@justsomeguywithoutamask9602 9 ай бұрын

@@kazclipsshe's asian measuring cups are for pussies, asian people's measuring cups are the ancestor's calls

@blazingkite8983 7 ай бұрын

As a -good chef- ghost once said "COOKING IS FROM THE SOUL!" "FUCK YOU YOU'RE USING YOUR EYES" -a certain fisherman

@Zircaa 10 ай бұрын

uki's mind moving a mile a minute thinking of how to remedy this lmao thanks for clipping this! this is so hilarious yet wholesome at the same time ☺

@Mac_Spector 9 ай бұрын

Well... as long as she's proud of herself and Uki doesn't end her, seems good to me

@zanare88 9 ай бұрын

Kotoka: I can cook Everyone: "yeah...."

@Fanimati0n 9 ай бұрын

"Can cook" & "can cook *well*" are different things

@Lumari3 9 ай бұрын

Ukimama really had to get creative😭😭😭

@nyx_nycto 9 ай бұрын

As someone who literally has a Mother that is a baker, I know a lot about baking, so this was just painful to watch😭

@MaxSTSFXN 9 ай бұрын

Gaahhh! I think I got radiation poison from watching this 😭

@thelurkerbel0w 9 ай бұрын

Koto not knowing how to crack an egg threw me for a loop wtf lol

@gorbinbundle 9 ай бұрын

Uki: "That is...fine." Kotoka: "It's good!?" I feel there's been a leap somewhere between the two meanings that were trying to be conveyed.

@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty 7 ай бұрын

It opened so well with her ingredients and then the moment she said “coffee creamer” it was all down hill.

@moonmun 9 ай бұрын

How Uki was able to keep his sanity intact was a win in itself 😂

@CometNeverLanding 9 ай бұрын

I love how Kotaka predicted exactly what Uki said abt him killing her💀

@zieventeen 9 ай бұрын

I lost it when the tea cup incident happened. The silence has got to be the funniest response

@jonelervorths4110 9 ай бұрын

Woah, he must be a God tier instructor, if he can help Kotoka make something non-toxic.

@zaza1998ful 8 ай бұрын

As someone who bakes, my eyes just went really wide when she poured the amount of baking powder that she did HAHAHA Also, the way she’s having a hard time cracking an egg 😭

@Serje1227 9 ай бұрын

Dude the tension with that coffee. It truly was a ticking time bomb and my eyes were on it the whole time it was full

@madamadadane7989 7 ай бұрын

The way she fucking drank the milk and be was like “ARE YOU DRINKING IT??” 😂 This was legendary.

@maryro5591 9 ай бұрын

I'm not the same person after watching Kotoka cook, I'm not ok

@tsurifisher 9 ай бұрын

Not the tiny carton of milk 😭

@Gerrymon 9 ай бұрын

Kotoka cooking is really testing my sanity too lol

@ArkayeCh 8 ай бұрын

Uki was being so cautious asking if it was normal milk LMFAO.

@yugoxgc 9 ай бұрын

Ngl Uki's sanity is pretty OP

@666aron 9 ай бұрын

Someone who watches more Kotoka please put my mind at ease and tell me that this is just an act. I refuse to believe that this is reality. Just tell me that the tatami is slim prop and Koto knows how to follow instructions of cooking/baking.

@kkkggg19 9 ай бұрын

Hate to break it to you.

@azulmv 9 ай бұрын

she's so me so... we stupid people exist lol

@kazclips 9 ай бұрын

Real

@candi_appel 9 ай бұрын

watching her attempt to crack an egg was the emotional equivalent of watching that one guy try to cut a sandwich and repeatedly almost cut his hand for me

@jobreau1725 9 ай бұрын

I don’t cook and just from the ingredients I know this is going to be a désastre

@civildisorder 9 ай бұрын

Uki: "What spices do you have?" Kotoka: THUD

@Ele-May 9 ай бұрын

This stream was so fun to watch. The scares, the (unintentional) comedy and just the shifting of balance between Kotoka being lucky and unlucky, it was peak entertainment. The collab I didn't know I needed, but was glad to be able to watch

@darklordumbreon 8 ай бұрын

If mysta didn't graduate, I'd fear a cooking collab between him and Kotoka-

@changbinsalonemployee 7 ай бұрын

OML FR LMAO

@lucylovesgojosatoru 7 ай бұрын

SAME LMAO

@lemonjennie 9 ай бұрын

Not the "it is what it is" 😭 Uki literally surrendering in the start 😂

@ankaverous 9 ай бұрын

Everything was a disaster... props to uki for being patient cause if that was me I would've just left at some point

@randomtrainerx.3424 9 ай бұрын

Uki: i can fix her

@VampireSentoki56 9 ай бұрын

uki five minutes into the collab: nevermind

@Xuch 9 ай бұрын

I just randomly clicked to 12:14 and holy shit I bursted out laughing

@ThomasNing 9 ай бұрын

Kotoka stingy with money, but borderline intentionally ruining the tatami D:

@kazclips 9 ай бұрын

Idk if it's intentional she's just kinda...silly and quirky :D

@NyxEternal 9 ай бұрын

I'm only at the ingredient acquisition part and ooh boy am I already scared and simultaneously facepalming

@kazclips 9 ай бұрын

You're in for a treat 😁

@NyxEternal 9 ай бұрын

@@kazclips I love and hate it I applaud Uki's patience even if they were threatening murder at multiple occasions but hey, edible end product, which for Kotoka is definitely not a given

@Pastel_aster 9 ай бұрын

No cause the way i wouldve walked out that kitchen

@VampireSentoki56 9 ай бұрын

if this had been an offcollab i'm pretty sure uki would've actually killed kotoka lol

@remfumiki3823 9 ай бұрын

Poor tatami-kun been dealing kotokas' clumsiness during live stream😭😭 she also shows the drill

@raccoonchild 8 ай бұрын

"Parsley again 😂" "What the fuck?"

@meowmeowm30w 9 ай бұрын

shes killing me too...with her cooking ability...

@Hana-gd1vr 8 ай бұрын

this is actually the first video i ever saw of this duo (or either of them in general lol) and despite the absolute war crimes being committed in kotokas kitchen she’s so cute?? her energy is just encapsulating “happy to be here” and “all vibes no brain” and it’s shockingly wholesome also despite sounding done with her before she even gave him all the reason to, uki is a supportive & helpful lteacher lol

@zuzoozuzoozu 9 ай бұрын

uki mama is traumatised from teaching yet another child of nijichaos

@meeeeeiji3928 9 ай бұрын

I can't believe uki's sanity is still intact after all that happened😭

@ubekirai 8 ай бұрын

Uki is so patient and Kotoka is so cute lmao I can’t even get angry she looks so exited and adorable 🥺

@mx.marshall4538 8 ай бұрын

How tf is kotoka alive?😂 The aggressive and silent cleaning 😂😂😂

@kazclips 8 ай бұрын

She alive out of pure spite

@jpachu16 9 ай бұрын

“ its not even that sweet” an Asian’s way of complimenting pastries lol

@pekoeji 9 ай бұрын

the power drill insane laugh combo LMAO

@kressy 9 ай бұрын

Kotoka: I got chocolate chip- Me: oooh📈 Koto: -and cookie cream souffle cake Me: oh📉

@BloodyMobile 9 ай бұрын

Kinda scary how "done" Uki sounded already at the /beginning/ of the stream..... "I need to wake up..." - not sure if that's the reason why he sounded tired from the beginning or because it's already a nightmare...

@user-pt5cl2ro6f 7 ай бұрын

Nah Uki in general is a sleepy person. Idk what time it was on his side, but since they both live in different countries then there's definitely a time difference.

@kazclips 7 ай бұрын

Uki was in Japan during this live!

@nepple4201 9 ай бұрын

“Do you have cinnamon?” “Go fish”😂😂

@sagethegenshinaddict 9 ай бұрын

SHE JUST WANTED UKI TO BE PROUD 😂🤚🤚

@peachi_mixi 9 ай бұрын

watching this stream live was sooo stressful 😂😂😂 i felt Uki so bad i was so surprised Koto managed to make it edible, the absolute chaos

@Nakirium_Addict 9 ай бұрын

16:35 the cutoff to her laugh 💀

@nnsh8562 9 ай бұрын

As much as i like to complian but as long as koto is happy im fine look at happy she is

@ArchieDeZ 9 ай бұрын

"Do you have..." "No...."

@qraee 9 ай бұрын

her lack of knowledge and common sense is genuinely concerning 😭

@Mad___Hatter 9 ай бұрын

How is kotoka a real person wtf

@raizingsun8641 9 ай бұрын

That "no fucking way" from uki asking about baking soda was crazy😂

@MomokoStarlaSisters 9 ай бұрын

I feel so relatable to Uki 😆

@nna_ 9 ай бұрын

Watching this live was an experience

@kerngaming2565 10 ай бұрын

that oh my goood when kotoka left was so cuuute

@maeyenlee3963 9 ай бұрын

i love how every time she mentions the coffee, uki just wwww honestly, same xDD

@kukukk13 9 ай бұрын

I think my heart stopped at least 500 times during the span of this video

@yukimisouzou3036 9 ай бұрын

This honestly feels like watching that vox n mysta cooking stream again xD

@siralpha6020 9 ай бұрын

Man I don’t even bake, and seeing the ingredients at the beginning hurt my soul, holy shit Uki

@MaxSTSFXN 9 ай бұрын

I'm on hiatus from doing event concession and I'm sure this experience gave me radiation poisoning..

@niagg__ 9 ай бұрын

i cannot believe this woman 😭😭

@sunny4114 8 ай бұрын

honestly kotoka is such a sweet person and uki is always so funny but you can tell that he's proud of her 🥺 this collab is legendary istg lol thank you for the clip!

@ic6k 9 ай бұрын

i love uki sm he's such a mood 😭

@MM-pi6eb 9 ай бұрын

I can’t wait for Sonny

@Lmerc 9 ай бұрын

There's more coffee in the plate than the cup. HAHAHAHA

@favoinousscum3718 9 ай бұрын

TATAMI MAAAAT! When I went to Japan I LOVED how comfy they felt!!! Tatami mats are heaven

@nicogallardo2921 8 ай бұрын

As she's accidentally spill her coffee, it made me stand up and look at the ceiling for a few min. Still loved her though.

@rahelkoni114 9 ай бұрын

my laugh and uki's laugh at 26:03 is totally the same omg kotoka😭

@bbbrenda 9 ай бұрын

Kotaka loves herself the induction cooking top lol

@saibuh 9 ай бұрын

Wouldn't be a Kotoka cooking stream without her knocking something over and making a mess.

@rikacreature 9 ай бұрын

The giant chunks of orange peel oh my god

@maeyenlee3963 9 ай бұрын

bro was STRUGGLINGGG

@Swat9541 9 ай бұрын

as a gastronomy student: this triggers me and can relate at the same time

@Tsubasa_Tenshi 9 ай бұрын

i swear to *** this girl hahahaha is sure giving every one a heart attack hahaha

@CandyBoinz 9 ай бұрын

I feel like im watching one of those unhinged TikTok cooking videos...but without the several bricks of cheddar

@Yummymarshy 7 ай бұрын

This video is torture for anyone that has stepped into a kitchen