The security guards plucking angry and spitting feathers 😂

Tired of the entire snitch society

POLICE! THERE'S A MAN OUTSIDE SAYING HE'LL SHOW ME UP! HELP!

That ginger security guard really is the bullying type and oddly reminds me of an old boss I worked for years back. He would make up lies to get me and my team in trouble, grow an ego cause he was in a high position. After my mistreatment from him, I am glad my union rep kicked his arse to the stone age!

Muppets, calling the cops😂😂😂

It’s quite clear that SIA-registered security guards don’t attract the brightest individuals. How the man managed to pass his training is beyond me; he must have cheated on his exams. Can a security guard approach a member of the public on public pavement to stop them from filming? These people must possess very low intelligence to act in such a manner. Do these people use their brains? I am wondering what he will think when he sees this on KZfaq.

Another wannabe tyrant in a hi viz vest 😂 , they’re like overgrown prefects believing that they have some authority in public spaces .

Why did the chicken security guard cross the road?

That W⚓ security guard thinks he has some authority!

Checkens these days look awful in the supermarket. Breed them in cramped places on shit food.

Marks Laugh is the best😂 has me in stitches every time😂 keep the good work up👍🏻

His mum must be proud of him.....

Private 'security' enough said

The other security agreeing with you ahahahahaha when you said he's a muppet lol 😆

Walter Mitty has an SIA licence.

obviously that brown guys favourite word is "obviously"

Not ALLOWED..😂😂😂

Buckingham Palace is a private building/residence as far as I know but millions of people take photos of it from outside. They really don’t seem to understand do they.

MORE stupid security guards that do not know the law

"I'm not going to be in trouble am I?" had me dying another great video what a stupid security man.

I think he might of been a bit hen pecked

06:49 'Chicken Factory?' 'What? they grow chickens here?' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Genius...

Giving them cannabis chocolate 🍫🍫 😂😂

He must of have been smoking Chicken💩

The truck is on double lines buttery not asking why he has parked them tell him to go get plucked in the chicken factory 😂😂😂😂

Very entertaining Mark you stood your ground that laugh of yours would worry any security muppet...Auditing Britain and Yardley Ski are also on form 😅

nothing a small bar of chocolate cant sort out lol

Only you could think of giving out CBD chocolate UKMTT 😅 Fookin ell dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Be careful, that guard could be a boxer, maybe a featherweight. 😋

Security phoning the police?! Ffs what a melt

Do you want me to ring police again? Talk about wasting tax payers money he should be sacked hes too stupid to be interacting with the public.

It’s like when we get a bit of snow in Britain we get excited, when security see a man with dangerous camera 😂

To be fair that security guy knew he had been a buffoon and slowly came round well done mark,he picked on the wrong person with you

Everyone knows that given the current climate regarding terrorism that chicken farms are a high valve target to terrorists, I'm also scared of roads and I'm very intellectually short. Am I a cop now??

How Britains security get educated

More thick security numpties

"Move on" indeed - who do these folk think they are!?

Security knob has had too much Rooster Booster,,🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👍🤣

the ginger security guard has the skills to become a police officer.

Now this one's more like it

Obviously these companies get exactly what they pay for in security

Did he tell them he wet his pants ? 🤣

6:15 “IM A TRUCK SPOTTER” 🤣🤣🤣

Telling the police that it's his business is a blatant lie. He's wearing an SIA badge, which means, not only is it not his business but he doesn't even work for the business: he's a private security contractor.

What a pair of 🔔 ends!

that poor woman as a visitor trying to sort the stuff out-lol - made my day -laughing

Brilliant audit, you turned it around superbly, class mate.

I loved the friendly banter outcome on this one.

Embarrassing security clowns clearly are uneducated in there role , well done Mark for standing up for your legal rights . LOVE ALL YOUR VIDEOS !!!

This is a great video Mark, many thanks.

Security more use to chokin his chicken rather than being a secirity guard.

That chicken security guy had a foul attitude 😂

Chicken boy got her feathers rustled there Marky 😂😂😂😂😂

Roughing their feathers up i see again mark 😂😂😂

They need reporting to the Colonel

“You will be judged” 😂😂😂😂

I find it amazing, hilarious and sad all at the same time as to what people call aggresive and threatening today....in my day you had to pull a weapon, get inches from someones face or actually hit them to be considered aggresive...today if you dont answer a question your considered aggresive...its absolutely pathetic behaviour....then add the fact they know nothing of the law...

What's the point in security guards if all they do is ring the police. The receptionist can do that - save some money and sack them all.

Another banger 😂 nice one Mark

Mark…you missed a trick here, you should have told that rotund security chump to lay off the doughnuts !

for a minute there i thought you were gonna get in trouble

A chicken factory full of prize turkeys🤔 clueless as usual spouting the usual nonsense🤭

LOVE how you came back with chockies and turned things around mate. bloody good on you! top MARKS. ;)

The police obviously schooled him over the phone, the way he ran back inside, tail between his legs, leaving his mate stranded. Ha! I watch a lot of audit vids and I have yet to see a security guard who knows the law. And so it continues....

He said he feels threatened because you will show him up lol

Mark, he'll report you to head teacher but at least he didn't offer to meet you outside the gates at 4 o'clock!!!

I'm not a chicken plucker, I'm a chicken pluckers son..........😂😂😂

Got sum nackers on you mark 😂😂👍

This is bloody hilarious lmao gets me every time 😂😂😂😂

Jesus christ who the hell does he think he is Coming out aggressive

Marks laugh is just like a younger guy at my work when my colleague finishes a argument (with the same 2 or 3 other workers ) at where I work .Get back to work -obviously they don't want to ,no need for complaining from that guy.

Enjoy your KFC tonight guys

The standard accusation "You are being aggressive" when there was NO aggression except from the aggressive questionning and manner of the security guard. CRAZY!

Security thinking their coppers.

Do you have any 3 leged chickens?

Sausages...chicken sausages

Great work with a happy ending, I like that 😉

lol how he came striding over like the big i am, and was politely told to f- off ....lol

The brown man is nice! Tried to find him on grinder! However, he also turned into nut case! Just has, well, i didn't find him!

Lemon drop kid has a very short memory....Smile for the camera!

You need a refresher course in where your property is... it's not out here on the public footpath. This must be a national emergency..these chickens are a high priority to infrastructure

Chicken man? Los Pollos Hermanos? 🙂

Well said Mark. Not Allowed My A..se. Complete Muppets.

Yeah all help to take our country back we can do it

Yes, Mark really makes his mark every time!

Please someone give me the contact details to the security training school in the UK ,i kniw theg teach the sentence "Not allowed ....not allowed

Lollipop lady 😄😄

Respect my authority thinks he's got some kind of power over the public, he's a joke

T norrrthenerr must have been bullied at school.

Security always unprofessional clueless, and a waste of space . Great video retired lifeboatman.

Two male Karen’s

Those security are crazy. Barking mad and not fit for the job

The other guy is a wee bit embarrassed me thinks.

Ginger was a cock not a chicken 🤣, but all worked out in the end. Love the way you always manage the situation, great video 👍🏻🙏🏻

These guys have no idea on the law and a camera is not a deadly weapon and he needs educated

Do they grow chickens 😂😂😂

Good to know someone who doesn't work there will happily look into any complaints 🤔wot a clown 👎

Both were as bad as each other. The one with the none UK accent put his hand to your camera. Both poking their “BEAKS” in 😂

6:00 high alert security for chicken factory ,,oooh the opposition might learn that you work with chickens there

Admittedly, these particular guards have a good nature underneath given their protocol. Just again though, a demonstration of companies ultimately not feeding their staff true and legal directives. Well done Mark. Once again. Resolute but fair. 😊