SIMPLE SIMON SAID

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Жыл бұрын

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"Photography is not a crime" is a phrase often used to advocate for the right to take photographs or record video in public spaces without fear of harassment, intimidation, or legal repercussions. The phrase suggests that photography is a form of free speech and expression that should be protected by law, and that the act of taking photographs should not be considered a criminal offence. The use of this phrase is often associated with instances where photographers, journalists, or citizens have been stopped or detained by law enforcement or security personnel for taking photographs in public places, even though they have not violated any laws or regulations.

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@jamestait8676 Жыл бұрын

Bloke walks up to camera " don't take any pictures of me " classic 🤣🤣🤯

@cliffordbuttle4529 Жыл бұрын

I bet he was asleep on the job 😂😂😂 I love 😂😂😂😂

@TheCunnamulla Жыл бұрын

Over and over and over again.

@mmmmmmmmmm.m. Жыл бұрын

Pking mug 😂

@rickyraw5457 8 ай бұрын

Security guard looks like a wrong en....

@alanmetcalfe831 3 ай бұрын

Doesn’t want to be filmed in case the dole see it 😂😂😂😂

@Yaabbly Жыл бұрын

The SIA need to know about clowns like Simon

@Blind-Ghost-1980 Жыл бұрын

Straight up needs his badge revoking. No way I'd ever talk to someone like that. Threats of violence and criminal damage is more than enough. Even his initial approach was wrong.

@beaudavies1737 Жыл бұрын

I do security and I agree, people like that make the rest of us look bad, everything he did was all wrong

@Sylvia-Storm 15 күн бұрын

@@beaudavies1737I think he had an axe to grind. He was adamant about not being photographed there.

@jasoncdebussy Жыл бұрын

"You're really pushing my luck" - that had me laughing out loud 🤣

@nevilebardos5702 Жыл бұрын

😂

@nathanmoore7120 11 ай бұрын

I know! Classic! 😂😂😂😂 I’m still laughing “you’re really pushing my luck”! Too funny 😂😂

@nevilebardos5702 11 ай бұрын

@@nathanmoore7120 pure gold you couldn't right it

@nevilebardos5702 11 ай бұрын

There's some sayings you can mess up but that saying is unforgivable to mess up

@SuperBC10 8 ай бұрын

Reminds me of the short, posh guy on Fawlty Towers squaring up to Basil and saying “You’re asking for a bunch of fives you grotty little man” whilst looking up about 2 feet!😂😂😂

@paulhillen3469 Жыл бұрын

'give us a wiggle for grinder' 🤣🤣

@nosherz Жыл бұрын

I bet Simon fantasises he’s head of security at Area 51

@awintersnight1602 Жыл бұрын

is that cause you do?

@thebatman4279 Жыл бұрын

@@awintersnight1602Is that you Simon? 😮

@user-qf2vg3uc5h 9 ай бұрын

Exactly hahaaaaaa

@silverfox74 5 ай бұрын

More like they found him in area 51

@craigfeek2157 Жыл бұрын

As a retired loss prevention manager with over 40 years experience that security guard would be gone if I was his Manager, no training, no idea, no clue what's he's doing

@paulperrin2152 Жыл бұрын

Probably told his girlfriend he is the CEO of the company😂😂😂😂😂

@pradaman307 Жыл бұрын

BOYfriend ! haha

@paulperrin2152 Жыл бұрын

@@pradaman307 🤣

@reccerat4446 Жыл бұрын

Nahh he would have told him he was ex SAS the walt!

@petertaylor9384 Жыл бұрын

Girlfriend is his hand

@Andy-eu1ng Жыл бұрын

@@reccerat4446sas would have said good morning sir can I help you

@alphi888 Жыл бұрын

The masked bus driver brings STUPID to a whole new level. 🤣🤣🤣

@danajudd692 Жыл бұрын

Poor Simon is still having nightmares about street photographers.

@A2Z1Two3 Жыл бұрын

Simple Simon went from don’t take my photograph, to giving permission to post his photo on Grinder 😂. Now that IS being simple.

@esabatm4988 Жыл бұрын

You sure bring out the happiness in these security clowns.

@fireskycam9889 Жыл бұрын

That security guard will speak like that to the wrong person who will put him in his place physically one day

@blahblahblah742 Жыл бұрын

Simon didn't do well at school, Simon has a minimum wage job, Simon has a uniform, Simon still signs on, Simon is getting sacked in the morning.

@silverfox74 5 ай бұрын

Simon is now on Grindr

@gunzlepug 2 ай бұрын

Simon reminds me of Himmler

@Sylvia-Storm 15 күн бұрын

Perhaps he’s told his wife he’s an executive.

@kevinn5976 Жыл бұрын

He didnt want pictures taken, 'cause he's at work! He must be signing on 😅😂

@untold101 Жыл бұрын

A security guard is just a receptionist......in a shed.

@mogreen4393 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@jayhowell2218 Жыл бұрын

Thought he was a hard guy because he had a security jacket on but when it came to it he shit himself 😂😂😂

@volkswagent6raillad850 Жыл бұрын

Simon said he didn’t want to be on camera..Simon then proceeded to get in front of the camera at every available opportunity😂😂😂😂😂😂

@abeonthehill166 Жыл бұрын

That was a violation of the SIA Regulations regarding interacting with the Public . The abusive language and threat of violence was a section 5 of the Public Order Act and you should report him to the Law . Stay safe man……

@TheCunnamulla Жыл бұрын

Yep it was not acceptable

@MrCharlesWidmore Жыл бұрын

Someone please report him….

@adiohead Жыл бұрын

@@MrCharlesWidmore Nothing was done about that security guy who licked AB's phone, I doubt anything will happen to this guy.

@TallBoy-vf3tt 2 ай бұрын

Sec 4A actually

@MikeGMcDermott Жыл бұрын

Nice to see that Herbert from the Bash Street Kids eventually grew up to be a clueless bus driver in Blackpool.

@rudeboijasmithy Жыл бұрын

Lol that security guard 1m % got bullied at school 😂😂😂😂😂

@darrylkennedy2125 Жыл бұрын

It's a wonder that he's still got any teeth left..

@TheGlassman63 Жыл бұрын

Simple Simon picked on the wrong bloke when he gave it the `big un`. As ever Mark, great entertainment. 😂

@kaptain1x Жыл бұрын

poor fu$king simon ..initially he was furious but at the end he was like a little quiet kitty..job well done UKMTT ...u gave him a valuable lesson .

@IrishWealdstoneRaider Жыл бұрын

😂. You had him raging. Lol.

@cassandrade-wolfe6926 11 ай бұрын

This is hilarious 😂 *YOU'RE PUSHING MY LUCK* 😂😂😂

@colinlawless5654 Жыл бұрын

Who trains and employs these people.

@CCopperpot169 Жыл бұрын

Haven Holidays 😂

@Andy-eu1ng Жыл бұрын

Most unprofessional security guard ever

@briandouglas2123 Жыл бұрын

A numpty threatening to call the police is like a kid crying "I'm gonna tell me mummy"

@scottfowler4482 Жыл бұрын

Poor simpleton, he failed the interview to be a McDonald’s lavatory cleaner so this is the only job he could get…..security mong 🤣🤣

@Scott-lt8qt Жыл бұрын

Whilst I enjoy these videos. Don't disrespect the security industry. Some are good working people who pay tax.

@TransoceanicOutreach Жыл бұрын

@@Scott-lt8qt 1.5%

@roastedicons1234 Жыл бұрын

😂😂 yeah is a full blown sausage boy

@stebul7996 9 күн бұрын

Aww fkn brilliant 😂😂😂

@bobwallacejnr6852 Жыл бұрын

somebody please give this guy his own TV show

@Teknotion Жыл бұрын

You can literally hear this guy's double-figure IQ everytime he talks. I'm sure he was really happy when he scored 75 on the test.

@stuartwalker16 Жыл бұрын

You missed the - symbol 😂😂😂😂😂

@thesweeney80 Жыл бұрын

I reckon he was happy to score double-figures.

@robertwright7937 Жыл бұрын

75? I think you do him too much credit, my friend.😆

@thedad7313 Жыл бұрын

“Double figure”! Leave it out. That tree is more self aware than he is. I doubt he has opposable thumbs

@thedad7313 Жыл бұрын

I doubt he can spell I.Q.

@gdr38515 Жыл бұрын

It will take a decade for Simple Simon to get over this level of cringe & embarrassment which will exist online for posterity. As for the bus driver - "Don't tell him Pike!" If you added their IQs together you would be lucky to get into three figures.

@joshlevy3480 Жыл бұрын

So many people not wanting their picture taken, as they get as close as they can to the camera, thereby getting the best, most visible shot possible!!! Loving the logic of it all!!! Now get back to work!!!

@thesweeney80 Жыл бұрын

The irony of him calling you a "f'kn mug" while walking away after he couldn't get you to move 👏🏻👌🏻 Priceless.

@fireskycam9889 Жыл бұрын

"He's bottled it" "Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck". 🤣🤣

@GADGETVP15 Жыл бұрын

Buses have cameras in them recording people so if you get on a bus and tell them to stop recording as you don’t give them permission are they going to stop 🛑 THE ANSWER IS NO!!!!

@stuartcook8823 Жыл бұрын

When they say they're gonna phone the police you need to just say "fucking grass" 😂

@PamelaD963 Жыл бұрын

He usually does. 😂

@corpeedo Жыл бұрын

This HAS to be the funniest Audit Ive seen! Bloody gold! Awesome work mate.

@mathew8581 Жыл бұрын

That’s one ignorant aggressive security. Hopefully his employees see this and seriously address this idiots actions. (Is this a re upload?)

@milleniumsaucer8978 Жыл бұрын

yes it is

@tech10k14 Жыл бұрын

Jesus, that second guy is literally one generation from walking on all fours. 😂

@nomore6939 Жыл бұрын

HOw unprofessional was that guard !!! he's in the wrong job

@5183adam Жыл бұрын

How can a man who's earning minimum wage in a dead end job call anyone a mug 😂😂😂

@joeblow2069 Жыл бұрын

That guy literally shit himself when you said no. He was not used to that. How many times did he threaten you with bodily harm? Should have been arrested.

@wagner251 Жыл бұрын

Little poppet in a wendy house , how nice 😂

@stuartlew1229 Жыл бұрын

when he called you a perv you should have asked if he wanted some sweeties

@relaxreflect5888 Жыл бұрын

You’re pushing my luck 😂😂😂😂

@harvinderrishiraj5901 Жыл бұрын

The only thing he can push is an Aldi shopping trolley towards the wonky veg aisle.

@MegaDringy Жыл бұрын

Brilliant . Gets a tiny weeny amount of authority as a gate security at holiday park and thinks he’s the hardest man to walk the earth . Plonker

@missm81 10 ай бұрын

😂😂 go on go and ask him if i can film him ...hes not talking to me 😂😂 dying 🤣🤣🤣

@ARCHSTANTON61 Жыл бұрын

he is working cash in hand..

@deepfiix Жыл бұрын

"Filming is illegal" That guy is full of jokes.

@barrygoodman6285 Жыл бұрын

imagine him getting home that night , how moody would he be

@garlicgorilla6540 Жыл бұрын

His poor dog. Kicked to death.

@thesweeney80 Жыл бұрын

Marton Mere? Spent a few summer holidays there as a kid in the late 80s. Me and my cousin would have had this idiot running all over the site if he was around back then. We were right menaces, walking on the grass, playing ball games where it wasn't allowed, this guy would have had a meltdown with all the rules we broke 🙄🤣

@barrypotter5751 Жыл бұрын

Hello from Dundee scotland keep the videos coming

@sabbath.108 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for doing what you do to expose these absolute cretins. Love your videos. Keep up the very good work.

@thewhitbyphotographer Жыл бұрын

Is he in The Proclaimers ?

@dickweeeeeeeeeed Жыл бұрын

yeah...the laim part...

@weepor55 Жыл бұрын

just 400 left

@2FMradioInIreland4 Жыл бұрын

I'm surprised you let him say so much to you at the start before you let him have it, normally your straight in there the minute the threats start. He seems the sort of Security Guard that has a false sense of reality, you should complain and have his licence revoked for those threats.

@regkray Жыл бұрын

Nah, more fun when Mark lets them get into their stride thinking they control the situation, then he starts the takedown. 😄

@connect4glyn Жыл бұрын

I was suprised too

@2FMradioInIreland4 Жыл бұрын

@@regkray I some cases maybe, but this Security Guard went in for the kill straight away so in my view he should have let him have it straight away lol. Just my opinion I suppose

@reccerat4446 Жыл бұрын

He was just letting the melt dig a bigger hole for himself!

@PrivilegedWhiteRabbit Жыл бұрын

It makes for a more enjoyable experience for those who know what's coming! Love the slow build up.

@aq9133 Жыл бұрын

Hands in pockets, Simple Simon totally defeated. He’s not brandishing his threatening fists around at the end, is he?

@craigskayman8422 2 ай бұрын

They just give them a uniform and all of a sudden they think they are the camera police. 🤣

@stuartwalker16 Жыл бұрын

Cant believe a security gaurd at around 50years of age is acting like that also the bus drive looks too old to be driving

@anthonydowling3356 11 ай бұрын

Security guard is in his late 30 s and bus driver possibly 60 y which is well under retirement age of 66 y .

@richiestrich8079 Жыл бұрын

The level of aggression is brilliant, Mark is the best auditor by far.

@Marius_vanderLubbe Жыл бұрын

'Don't take pictures on me'...later that night on Grindr.

@HAS360 Жыл бұрын

An old classic one 🔝

@xMandalorex 11 ай бұрын

LOL i still come back to this.. lmao the exchange with Simon & Mark is hilarious.

@adrianbrowne7874 Жыл бұрын

That is undoubtedly a case of how "not" to approach and engage with a member of the public!!!

@timgeorge1009 Жыл бұрын

What an incredible muppet Rude AF thick AF aggressive AF it’s like an endless list of AF’s man But at least your video thanks to muppet boy Is funny AF Great content again man

@andrewshaw7343 Жыл бұрын

They're always all mouth.

@rdsparttimeDroneflights Жыл бұрын

What a wally of a security guard his missus must have turned him down last night

@paulbrew7022 2 ай бұрын

Did you not mean his husband!

@mykota2417 Жыл бұрын

Auditors must all realise that they are defending and fighting for the rights and defence n protection of the vulnerable and less able... Even if they don't realise it themselves...

@Platty6987 Жыл бұрын

I will never understand how dumb people are 😂 everybody gets filmed Basically everywhere they go but it’s illegal for somebody to walk about filming ? God forbid any tourists want to take photos or videos

@tichaonachamunorwa7334 Жыл бұрын

Simon has anger problems. He made himself the star of this video..

@biglounumber1 Жыл бұрын

😂😂 these vids tickle me. Am a fan of the talking your own language to people and they don’t know what to say 😂😂

@bucko321 Жыл бұрын

Simon the pretend soldier in his sentry box, There would be no video content without the Simon's of this world.

@JohnBoyBeattie 6 ай бұрын

“Well go and ask him for me because he’s not talking to me now” 😂😂😂😂😂

@SeatownFrank Жыл бұрын

2 radios ..one to talk to his arse 😅

@Its-just-a-camera Жыл бұрын

I walk up to a camera and demand not to be photographed, the logic of some people and these people walk around in public unaided.

@mixedbush9832 Жыл бұрын

Awww you’re intimidating simple Simon pathetic! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love your videos ❤

@cliffordbuttle4529 Жыл бұрын

You can’t hit a man ? With glasses make him ? Take them offfff😂😂😂😂😂😂

@larryaldridge1985 Жыл бұрын

Mark please for the love of God come to Milton Keynes, so much industry around and woke as fook.

@ukmeetthetyrants Жыл бұрын

One day soon😊

@mandexflagrantesallpolice2103 Жыл бұрын

Like a telephone tough guy 🤣🤣🤣tough as custard and twice as yellow !! Great vid

@robbiethomas6589 Жыл бұрын

Simon is comedy gold! "Back in your hut you brainless chimp"

@adrianbrowne7874 Жыл бұрын

Not exactly the smartest move by that security goon by threatening to call the police after he had "already made verbal and physical threats that had been recorded on camera!!!

@thevampirelestat1900 Жыл бұрын

This is by far the funniest audit I've ever seen 😂 simple Simon is very simple 😂

@mayshusalmighty7858 Жыл бұрын

Please make sure the boss of this company get a copy of this. A person with a temper like that, should not be working in security. Just imagine how that could have gone down if no cameras were present…

@A2Z1Two3 Жыл бұрын

Telling (a witless ) Simon to keep his wits about him was hilarious 😂

@TIMMY-ng4pd Жыл бұрын

Needs sacking on the spot that security

@andrewsmith8883 Жыл бұрын

Brilliant as usual Mark, I like it when the security officer nods his head thinking he is being clever and Mark tell him what a Comedian he is haha.

@constantinvaldor3742 Жыл бұрын

You're really pushing my luck 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i would've burst out laughing

@ChocolateTampon Жыл бұрын

Poor old Simon, should be at home trying to finish his 3 piece jigsaw.

@astra47420 Жыл бұрын

There is one in every job 😂😂

@jensun77wilson 2 ай бұрын

Indeed 😂😂😂

@user-nw3ro2zy2f Жыл бұрын

I know EXACTLY why he doesn't want to be on film. I was inside with him. He's a nasty human being.

@yagetmi5428 Жыл бұрын

Bounces at mother care this cyunt 😂 😂

@jamesrawson6659 Жыл бұрын

Always like your Vids. What a little big man that security guard is. Proper numpty .

@graememackay1152 6 ай бұрын

Keys stored in a yellow bucket marked 'keys'....... Looks professional 😂

@Polecat54941 Жыл бұрын

Amazing these weirdos get given an SIA licence let alone are allowed out without their carer in a public place?

@ianshepherd7507 Жыл бұрын

You crack me up pal "what lucky bag did you get that from" LMAO.

@mariac1448 Жыл бұрын

I love all your content. You’re great, no nonsense approach, brilliant. But most of all I love your laugh! Always brightens my day. I appreciate you 😊 thank you 😊

@uniqueoutcome6589 Жыл бұрын

I wonder if people like this security guard are guilty of having committed a sexual offense against children and is on some kind of public registry? That may explain why he and others like him are so worried about their face getting out into the public domain. He may be frightened of what would happen to him if law abiding people who oppose such behavior might recognize him and know where he works.