"wow this is the best tierlist I've ever seen!"

Definitely one of the tierlists of all time

I'm actually sad more skins werent added with the dlc, even if they are just palette swaps I feel itd give us something more to grind for, people love customization.

I don’t know if you noticed, but the void fiend has one small but cool feature. during the game, when the character is not in battle, he goes into standby position and in this pos you can inspect the model, and the character's head will follow the direction of the camera. Other humanoid survivors cannot turn their head behind their back, while the fiend's head can rotate all 180 degrees. P.S I'm not an English speaker I just shoved what I wanted to say to the translator.

100% objective tier list, this man is just a profesional epic skin gamer

You're wrong about artificer, her skin addes some lines to her head, and gives her a different robe. It really changes the model a lot, plus it also changes the colors. With all of these changes in mind, it absolutely deserves D Tier.

Artificer actually does have a relatively significant model change, I think she deserves a B tier

i like the fact that he said "everybody's favorite survivor" for 5 different survivors, and i'm not throwing shade, this just proves that this is 1000% objective tier list

If commando is in first, than everything is automatically correct.

The default commando skin possesses such an iconic presence that the gods themselves worship and kneel before the visage with vulnerable humility if only to seek wisdom from it's incomprehensibly powerful image. The gods themselves pray to higher powers beyond in hope for a moment when they can wield a slight fraction of such extraordinary and awesome might, to appear in such grandeur, to have a taste of the staggering dominion that it holds - though impossible, at best only ignominious mimicry could ever exist in comparison to such inconceivable cosmic power. To obtain such privilege to even stand upright before commando's true self, only to meet it with a disgustingly ungracious demeanor, the gods beyond would never dare imitate such ineptitude - to even suggest that an appearance could ever rise to challenge a shred of the unquestioned authority that it holds is undoubtedly beyond mindless. I do not pity your inability to comprehend, your stark arrogance will land you in unending tortuous ignorance for eternity, even beyond the death of the stars when they too realize they'll never stand up to the stunning brilliance - beyond the death of the Creator who will die with the knowledge that all they've made - the infinite cosmic nebulae of universes and beyond- will always pale in comparison to even a trace of the memory of it's likeness. They find solace in knowing that perfection can never be obtained by their hand, for it existed before them. I weep with the knowledge someone like you exists in any plane or time, being so close to perfection, to the apotheosis of existence, and being utterly blind to it.

Loaders classic skin is objectively better. Its colour scheme highlights the gauntlets and makes them easier to see when in motion. The default skin highlights her pants. Really? You don't need to pay attention to the pants. Looking at the gauntlets gives you way more information, such as how long until you can slap an enemy again. Also, loader classic skin is from RoR1 so anyone who prefers the classic is clearly a Risk of Rain connoisseur, and therefore, an epic gamer. Epic gamers rise up, thank you for listening. This is the end of my presentation. 10/10

Someone once told me Acrid's alternate skin looks like someone peeled his skin off, and I've never been able to unsee that.

No idea how someone can be this objectively right on all levels with this tier list

OK woolie but we want a risk of rain smash or pass

i have lately been doing monsoon obliteration runs to get a feel for monsoon and i have completed Commando, huntress and Bandit all thanks to your tips ! and yeah some of these skins are amazing :p

I did disagree with some of this, so thank you again Woolie for showing where I can improve!

Woolie: "next up the commando, everybody's favorite survivor" Woolie 2 survivors later: "next up, Loader, everybody's favorite survivor" Woolie another two survivors later: "next up, Mul-T, actually everyones favorite survivor" Woolie literally right after: "next up, The Railgunner, actually actually everybodies favoritee survivor"

5:27 You managed to nearly perfectly recreate the Home Improvement grunt

I love how he purposefully ignores the reference to Aliens in Loader's classic skin, makes the tier list so much better Edit: unsure if it's confirmed by the devs that Classic Loader (therefore, RoR1 Loader) is a reference to Aliens, but it's suspected that may be the case on the wiki.

I'm going to be honest, that was 6 minutes of pure gibberish. That being said, the energy and the absolute undeniable confidence had me rolling. I could never guess what you would rank something even up until the last words before the reveal. I had a really rough week at work and recently discovered your channel, I really needed this video. Thank you for your content and I look forward to keeping up on your videos.

Woolie sure believes that characters turning white is a amazing thing. and I would agree.

As much as I disagree with the bandit placement the tierlist is 100% objectively factually most incredibly correct

They always said commando mains huff glue. I never believed them until this video. Thanks Woolie!

3:20 audience retention dips for no reason whatsoever :)

definitely the best tierlist I've ever seen

Everybody's favorite survivor. Ft. Everbody.

"actually actually everyones favorite survivor handy but literally nobody likes handy" so many plot twists

Mans has a doctorate in mastery skins, you simply can’t argue against facts

Loving Star Wars prequel Commandy

10/10 tier list, greatest one known to man

I wish there was a void heretic alternative. Instead of getting specific lunar items you either get a certain amount or specific void items and transform. Edit: better yet but seems like it might be too much, but what if instead transforming into a new character, you just transformed into a void alternative to the character you're playing?

this is definitely one of the tier lists of all time

glad someone finally took up this decisive task

This man woke up and chose violence

i love how he says everybody's favorite survivor basically everytime

Nothing has ever made me want to make a 9 hour response video more than this I am LIVID

Finally starting to play the game on Monsoon to unlock skins as I can't play the DLC rn (console player) so I appreciate this video 😎

I might have argued with you if this wasn't a 100% objectively factual tier list.

S tier stands for Stinky A tier stands for A character B tier stands for Better then A tier C tier stands for Could be better D tier stands for Dude this slaps

this is the most tier list I've ever seen I think

LMAO THE FRAME OF HUNTRESS'S ASS IS THE MOST REPLAYED

Thank you Mr. Woolie, I have adjusted my factual opinions accordingly.

*Me knowing that this is a joke video* "OKAY HOLD UP. HE'S TALKIN SHIT ON MERC'S ALT SKIN!?" *S tier anyway*

It’s probably dum but I’ve always wanted to see a item tier-list based on there design on the survivor like the actual cosmetic value

Literally the only thing that triggered me about this was that Mr. Streamer said Artificer's skin was a "pallet swap" and she literally gets new clothes. Otherwise I laughed hard and loved how completely perfect and objectively correct this tier list is.

"Such a bad skin!" *Proceeds to place it to S tier

I'm shaking. Artificer in C tier. I want to throw up. My mom walked into my room with a plate of chicken nuggets and I slapped it out of her hand. I can't believe this is happening

"Look at my man captain, he just drippin swag good" -ice cube

WOW HOW IS THIS TIERLIST SOOOO GOOD AND FACTUALLY CORRECT OMFGGGGGGG ONG

I'd put this tier list in A in my "tier list" tier list

*Everyone's a Dunkey clone blaring ominously in the distance*

wow this is the best tierlist I've ever seen!

Woolie at the start of the video: This is a perfect tier list and it's not subjective Woolie at 2:14 in the vidoe

Gonna take the opportunity to make my own tier-list in the comments S-Tier: All alternates that have a different model Z Tier: All alternates that are just lazy color swaps

i know this is a meme, BUT THE COMMANDO REALLY DOES LOOK THE BEST

This was a wild ride and I enjoyed every second of it

Cannot tell if hes serious about anything at all and i like it

Woolie destroying our feelings with facts and logic.

wow this is the best tierlist I’ve ever seen!

So, this tier list is definite, it is undeniable and accurate. Is that what we’re getting at here? (In my opinion, (and yes, I have opinions) all mastery skins are sick. The artificer gets an outfit change, acrid becomes an albino, captains outfit befits that of an admiral, and bandit just looks like he’s gone for intimidation tactics. They’re all awesome. Also the fact they have names know is BETTER)

How has no one commented on how the Void Fiend spazzes out more the more he builds Corruption? He's chill, but then gets the caffeine shakes.

Most factually correct tier list in existence. Commando, Captain and Merc are the only characters I can't go back to default on. As for Acrid, good doggo.

Most consistent and digestible video I have ever watched

Commando is no.1 was worried for a minute Woolie with the fax again

"Actually actually actually actually"-Woolie, March 19th

This gives off major dunkey energy and I love it

the is one of the most tier lists of all time

Omg thanks woolie I didn’t know my favourite character was Rex until I heard commando was the best character, I cannot stop playing captain now

i don't know if the tier list is only a parody but i love the artificer skin since it's not just a colorswap she actualy got a small visor on her helmet wich im a fan of

anyone else feel like while he was giving his "satire" he was actually ranking them really well and accurately?

“uhh acshually mishtur shtreamer… “🤓

I saw the Acrid and Artificer ratings and thought for a second that this was going to be one of those “gotcha” videos where he’s actually ranking the skins by the first letter in their name

surprised how quickly you got this out. I thought we'd get to see this at the start of next month!

Cold hard facts, no biases only objective information.

Glad he mentioned everyones most favorite survivor

nah heretic gets an S dude, the skin where you become an alloy vulture? top tier trolling right there mr streamer although I do agree with commando's skin being the best

it took me a minute to realize what was going on here since I'm a noob and have unlocked all of ZERO bonus skins cause I frickin suck at RoR2 and play on normal mode (sometimes I even play on drizzle, but don't tell anybody I don't want to cause any heart attacks)

Everyone: Acrid needs a better skin than a colorswap. Me: Hey look! a shiny Acrid! :)

I love how it makes more sense when you watch it without sound 🤣

Man respect for giving just objective facts in this video and not feeling the need to force your opinions on us.

almost thought it was april 1st for a second

The most replayed is wild💀💀💀

time to send this tier list in random discords with no context

red shirt dude: "is this an out of season April fools joke"

wow this is the best tierlist I've ever seen

This video has some real classic Dunkey energy

Hi Woolie, i wanted to thank you for the help you give to the community. Specialy becose today i beat the game on mooonso

So many levels of irony that I had to do a loop.

wow I learned so much, next you should make a tier list based on the alphabetical order of the survivors names :)

My ACTUALLY ACTUALLY ACTUALLY ACTUALLY ACTUALLY ACTUALLY favourite survivor is Sentient Bungus

You had me nervous with the Mercenary talk, but then you put him in the right spot after trolling. That’s why this is the objectively best tier list Mr Streamer

wow this is the best tierlist I've ever seen! that check better be in the mail

Woolie: you're biased, I win, bye bye

100% accurate There is no room for argument

"Less is more" - Sun Tzu Artificer

This is definately one of the tier lists in the world

This has too many irony layers and I can't comprehend if it's all ironic or not

I've never seen objective opinion before but now I know

I believe that this is probably the tierlist of all time

This is definitely the tierlist of all time.