[post violence update] when the whole of act iii comes out including p-3 i expect to make a full release guide to every parryable attack after, including the ones i missed here already, so dont worry, i haven't forgotten about this video being out of date :)

loud, does in fact, equal funny.

"Prepare thyself!" Unfortunately for minos, v1 has prepared himself

Fun fact: you can parry the mysterious knights body after you kill him

this is some godly editing now we wait for act 3...

On flesh panopticon, after killing the eyes, you can whiplash them and parry them

I loved the part where V1 said, "It's parrying time!" And proceeded to parry all over the enemies

not only was this very informative, but very funny with perfect editing with no need of narration. what more could you want.

This is truly a magnificent video. Educational and not sugarcoated

Normally I don’t like too many edits in informational videos, but this was actually the perfect blend of funny without being too obnoxious like most Ultrakill KZfaqrs, thank you, you’ve earned a subscription. 🎉

7:29 my favorite moment

1:45 bro's usage of sound effects is really wise,this had me dead

holy cow thanks for the support :o i wanna say i did forget a few attacks, such as the flesh panopticon's eyeballs as a parryable projectile (similar to virtue orbs), i've addressed that in a short video that's in the description mysterious druid knight actually has similar behavior to drones, and you can parry him after killing him as he attempts to dive bomb you future content coming soon (tm) love you guys mwah

the reason why you can parry leviathan's forward bite (6:26) despite its blue shine is because it used to be yellow but hakita changed it to blue due to its strict timing (almost frame perfect, or probably straight up frame perfect) to discourage people from trying to parry it

Bro hearing that line from gabe in game is the best thing to happen ever

I never had any clue that the Leviathan's bite is parriable! Thank you, this will now consume my mind until I can do it perfectly. This whole video was very well made, though I do kind of wish the text specified whether or not the parry actually prevented damage or not. Like the Mindflayer's melee or most of Sisyphus's attacks will still go through and hurt you if you get the parry. But it's very hard for me to see all this work and say "do it again, but more, to please me." Well done regardless :)

you can stack parries on projectile casting enemies by parrying the animation and the projectile. its loud and very awesome

"parrying thy orb" made me laugh so hard for no reason

how have i not seen this yet this is one of the best and most hilarious videos of all time

Very good video. I'd expect this to have like, thousands of views

Holy shit, you're the most underrated ultrakill youtuber. You deserve much more popularity.

About V2, you can kinda parry the core eject, its not a parry but your punch redirects it basically

i straight up didn't even read the title, i saw the thumbnail and clicked without a second thought, only to be confused what am i watching lol

I have played more than a hundred hours of ultrakill and I've yet to parry a Cerb orb, and I've done a fist only playthrough. They're so fast I found it much easier to just avoid them

Pro tip: Dashing forward then immediately parrying while aerially lined up with the Hideous Mass harpoon will rather consistently parry it once you get the timing. Dashing backwards and then parrying immediately can help with the Erectionist's boulder. It's pretty much possible with ALL the boulder attacks.

4:05 hello calamity enjoyer

We are certainly not going to sugar coat it. “F”

You can actually parry the V2's Core Eject attack, but its very hard to do so.

really good video thanks for showing this, ill be using it on my violent playthrough :)

thanks for the knowledge and the memes traveler, hope we meet again

Fun fact: in the first fight with gabriel, if you keep him in air after you drained all of his health in phase 1, he will not enrage for a short period of time

no fucking way you only have a hundred subscribers, I was shocked to see the sub count, you should have more than 70k if you keep up this editing style and video style that is seen in this video

Greatest thumbnail in KZfaq history

i really enjoyed this video, its both educating AND fun with the edits and all. love it.

6:26 we should’ve known that we could still parry the bite. If we can parry the hands from the corpse of king Minos, we can parry the bite from a fish.

This editing style is gold.

This bully teaches you how to bully everything in Ultrakill like no one else

Imagine the perspective of V2 in 1:55: You meet the older you and try your best to be as fast and agile as possible to match him but instead of shooting he’s just punching your freaking bullets

Those are some amazing editing skills, man!

Bro, that's exactly what I needed

1:01 I love how Second scream can be Just V1 bullying swordsmachine for his goofy ahh scream

You can also parry the Panopticon eyes even when they're alive since those reuse the Drone AI and are in fact continuously attacking as they inflict hard damage upon you.

thank you bae for serving me such delicious information

I like the balanced use of humour in this video. 4:34 rok. 6:12 now. 6:18 aaaa

i think you’re missing parrying the boulder in insurrectionist stun animation (thats caused by another parry)

8:17 him: "do you guys remember when you couldn't parry him at all in phase 2 violent difficulty" also him: *hits him in the i dont think i should say this without noticing*

Goodness.. your editing is immaculate lmao

thanks for the showing when parrying

Bro dropped the cleanest transitions and tought we wouldn't notice

I didn't know that you could +FISTFUL OF DOLLAR V2 with their own coins, but now I have to, so thanks for that.

4:50 Fun fact: a single shot from the Red Revolver can instantly kill Mysterious Druid Knight (& Owl) if you shoot the blue projectiles in his Fuller auto attack

you forgot one, if you knuckleblaster the flying panopticon eyes, they turn into a parryable projectile, while they get sent in the direction you punched them, you can whiplash them and parry them onto panopticon, actually dealing damage

Ah, the good old "not gonna sugarcoat it" memes I still love them, and always will

That Minos prime intro was actually kinda fire

5:13 they should name that bonus “Fistful of COUNTERDOLLAR”

You can also! Parry blue flashes, but they are frame perfect :)

Royal Guard Dante: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

that minos prime translation is amazing

i never noticed sisyphus goes “Mmm” whenever parried. its really funny hearing “Be- Mmmmm..”

Beautiful

You can parry the rock without him attacking

man i remember punching swordsmachine and accidentally parried it felt like waking up and just staying in bed cause you dont got any school that day

“Your crime is existence” -Gabriel

Calamity music in the background: 🎶🎵🎵🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶

DUDE THIS VIDEO IS SO WELL MADE how do you only have 200 subs

Can you parry Divorce Papers?

Angry dummy theme is surprisingly fitting for P-1

Best editing ever

6:40 GUYS HELP, I READ "GABRIEL, THE PROSTATE OF HATE" INSTEAD OF "GABRIEL, THE APOSTATE OF HATE" 😭💀

I like your sense of humor

What a goofy video... I love it

This is some high quality content right here

Mysterious Druid Knight & Owl can have their suicide bomb attack (when it dies) parried

This is easily in the top 5 best ultrakill videos

I find it funny how even when you parry a lot of Sisyphus’s attack he does them anyways The man is built different

that poor swordsmachine didn't deserve that level of disrespect

Accidental punches always work against maurice, so, punch randomly while seeing at him.

5:55 This is missed opportunity to put low tier god dude with every lightning parry.

one day, V1 will learn to parry his taxes and proff of his war crimes.

i love ur editing its amazing cool video

Imagine V2 just parrying your bullets... Hell, I got and idea for ACT III

your video is FIRE bro!!!

I jusf love gabriel saying im dying machine

Actually useful, i finished ultrakill yet i didnt know most of the parries in bosses (and didnt know how to execute ferryman ones)

The thumb- tf2+ultrakill My barin: hen see this two together: YOU HAVE TO SEEE ITS GOING BEE AMAZING

Fun fact: The only way the parry the malicious beam is to p-cast it, Its impossible to parry it from a distance

Is everyone gonna ignore how when he railgunned minos prime, he aimed for his 🤨

Fun fact: the Hideous Mass uses the same sound effect as the Omega Blue armour set from Terraria’s Calamity mod

You can parry Gabriel’s sword swing attacks in the first fight, not just the throw

beautiful content

I love the act 2 opening is just the pillar men theme 💀

ULTRAKILL: "Blue attacks are unparryable" V1 to Leviathan: "How about I do anyways?"

Bro, the editing, the memes, the gameplay is all top tier. 10/10 You earned a sub

8:05 "Bee"

Its truly epic that V1 can Parry cerberus Dunk's

I loved the part where he used Infestation, was bobbing my head the whole time

Your the master of parrying dude

You can actually parry the lightning after parrying the ferryman

Sisyphus received some General Rahdan level nerfs when he first game out

2:45 UUUUUAAAAAAAAAAHHH 4:01 welcome to bible shrek