Uncle Roger HATES My Fried Rice (But LOVES My Chinese)

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Күн бұрын

Go to expressvpn.com/xiaomanyc and find out how you can get 3 months of ExpressVPN free! I saw a video going viral of a Chinese teacher rating the Mandarin of the Malaysian Chinese comedian Uncle Roger ‪@mrnigelng‬ and I thought it might be cool to try and surprise him by speaking some Hokkien which I thought he might be able to speak as it’s a variety of Chinese widely spoken in southeast Asia. But then he challenged me to cook some fried rice and it was a total disaster. But a comedic disaster, at least! He completely destroyed my fried rice recipe.
0:00 Introduction
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1:41 How good is Uncle Roger's Chinese?
3:02 What is "spa cuisine"?
5:08 Chopping the veggies
7:50 Preparing the rice
9:47 Frying the rice
12:19 The finishing touches
13:20 Trying the rice
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@xiaomanyc 6 ай бұрын

Go to expressvpn.com/xiaomanyc and find out how you can get 3 months of ExpressVPN free! Which KZfaqr do you want me to collab with next?!

@Dc-vd3wx 6 ай бұрын

KOREAN ENGLISHMEN JOSH AND OLLIE

@typerightseesight 6 ай бұрын

who buddy be stepping on that duck? huh? body?

@MarMarZ999 6 ай бұрын

Dhar mann or Raphael Gomes or Emmymade

@mysteryjudgejuryexecutione3443 6 ай бұрын

I did not know you were a chef i only fallowed the polyglot

@bhambhole 6 ай бұрын

I only use xiaomaVPN.

@mrnigelng 6 ай бұрын

Hope you do better next time nephew xiaoma 😂

@crocooo 6 ай бұрын

I feel disgusted by this cheese fried rice.🤢😥

@zPxffxn 6 ай бұрын

Yeah, me too! cheese on fried rice, ancestor cries

@lisastarshine2541 6 ай бұрын

hope you are ok after that uncle roger!! what the hell wrong with that newphew? too much talking not enough learning LOL

@lum8552 6 ай бұрын

America cheese on Fried rice is a big no no for me 🤮

@georgemitchellmusic 6 ай бұрын

Absolutely rinsed him 😂

@bingobot 6 ай бұрын

this explains why xiaoma has such a galaxy brain when it comes to languages. looking at his toddler-esque decision making when it comes to peeling onion AFTER chopping, the way he pushed the onions into the bowl, how he chops tofu and cracks eggs; he maxed out SPEECH on character creation and spawned with 0 in motor skills 😂

@bolo2265 5 ай бұрын

lmao

@CherryGryffon 5 ай бұрын

100% he rolled a nat 20 for Charisma and Intelligence but his Dexterity and Wisdom do be LOWWW thooo

@Fuzzball 5 ай бұрын

In one of the videos he goes to a Chinese restaurant drive thru and orders the most white food possible. Interesting how he’s so fluent without developing an authentic palate for Chinese food. I legit wasn’t sure if he was trolling or not. 😂

@mirandaandrews3399 5 ай бұрын

This comment slaps like an Uncle Roger roast Fuiyaaaa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mirandaandrews3399 5 ай бұрын

@@CherryGryffon 😂😂😂😂😂

@SabiBisceglia 3 ай бұрын

I now see why Xiaoma goes to restaurants and speaks the chef's language because the alternative is him going home and making this fried rice.

@SoroushTorkian 3 ай бұрын

LOL

@ThePandaPhotographer Ай бұрын

he can't cooked, lol

@wehcd Ай бұрын

HAHAHA underrated comment

@Texas_Swift 27 күн бұрын

😂😂

@moon_and_water 6 ай бұрын

Xiaoma is always so friendly and respectful in his videos I didn’t expect him to go full trolling mode :D

@Bobdibob 5 ай бұрын

Yeah I've never heard him swear before haha

@notoriousdoner5328 5 ай бұрын

@@Bobdibob new fans

@dightonazpeitia4350 3 ай бұрын

Lmaooo if trolling mode mean he got *cooked* in this weeijo, then yes! Mad trolling game!

@mofoyoung 3 ай бұрын

'Extra virgin? That who you are?' was so damn goood

@dummekunst7708 Ай бұрын

He can be cruel and hard. I saw him kick a puppy in Brooklyn once.

@evermoore66665 6 ай бұрын

The collab we needed Uncle Roger teaches Xiaoma how to make fried rice and Xiaoma teaches Uncle Roger how to speak Chinese.

@Tuetoberger 6 ай бұрын

Agreed.

@MarMarZ999 6 ай бұрын

Yes

@qizhu6913 6 ай бұрын

Uncle roger can actually speak chinese

@j.p.h.8126 6 ай бұрын

@@qizhu6913 Not as good as Xiaoma. 😁

@lbthingsstuffmore9513 6 ай бұрын

😆👌

@pastense 6 ай бұрын

This has to be the most Chinese we’ve seen Uncle Roger speak! Thanks Xiaoma for authenticating his legitimacy lol

@mfaizsyahmi 6 ай бұрын

Xiaoma's actually making Uncle Roger's ancestors cry for real, on camera 😭

@cullly 6 ай бұрын

Look up a video from "Chinese with Jessie". She reviews Uncle Roger's Chinese and you can see him talk more. Or if you want the full talk with him, look up "MY好玩". They did a video where they spoke in Mandarin and Cantonese.

@cullly 6 ай бұрын

Also, Uncle Roger has a different channel completely in Chinese: @mrnigelngchinese

@harizhashim8520 5 ай бұрын

You have 444 likes

@littlewishy6432 5 ай бұрын

Uncle Roger has an official Chinese channel where you'll find a few videos of him speaking Chinese. The rest are his main videos subtitled in Chinese for his Chinese-speaking viewers.

@axellock547 5 ай бұрын

this is my multiverse of madness. i’m a HUGE fan of both but i NEVER thought i would see them together. this is amazing. 我很开心！

@TechieBunny 3 ай бұрын

As a non chinese speaker, I understood the Fuiyohhhh! lmao

@talkandeattv 5 ай бұрын

LOL ive been watching xiaoma for years and this is my first time seeing him cook, as a chef it brought me physical pain

@sarassentiments 4 ай бұрын

Hahahaahha😂😂😂

@JusTanFreN 3 ай бұрын

KEKW

@ChineseKiwi 6 ай бұрын

You KNOW Xiaoma bought the packaged brown rice and olive oil as a troll LOL

@SolarAdrift 6 ай бұрын

and the american cheese lmaoo

@renarouge5558 5 ай бұрын

That was on purpose😂

@kittiecandy747 5 ай бұрын

the death stare

@sfckrbec 5 ай бұрын

Well he is from NYC, and you can't get good food outside a deli so....

@th3R0b0t 5 ай бұрын

I 100% thought he was reaching in the fridge for chili jam and not Kraft Singles.... just to elevate the pain for Uncle Roger

@leothecuisinart 6 ай бұрын

I love how he deliberately picked out the worst ingredients to troll nigel

@BankaiFever 5 ай бұрын

Especially the Leek 😆

@fallinginthed33p 5 ай бұрын

And he added a bowl of MSG in there. Anything would taste good after that.

@xFailage 5 ай бұрын

@@fallinginthed33p he is seasoning the msg with fried rice

@xFailage 5 ай бұрын

Cannot top jamie oliver with the chili jam etc.

@dightonazpeitia4350 3 ай бұрын

lol he looked legit afraid of the knife and hot pan. Back fired. 😂

@unLUCKY95 5 ай бұрын

It feels like you deliberately went into this looking for as many ways to trigger Uncle Roger as possible, and I'm here for every second of it 🤣

@CaramelSauce24 5 ай бұрын

The secret with the tofu is to fry them before hand to slightly golden brown. You two are a riot. This was so much fun lol

@diggity1039 5 ай бұрын

I thought the secret was to throw it in the trash where it belongs.

@user-ps1ft1hy4j 5 ай бұрын

I was surprised Uncle Roger didn't suggest that.

@littlewishy6432 5 ай бұрын

@@diggity1039Found the person who's eating tofu wrong and wasting it

@fallinginthed33p 5 ай бұрын

You can also dry fry them in an air fryer with a little oil sprinkled on top.

@SatieSatie 4 ай бұрын

@@Mikael-jt1hk Tofu is supposed to be a canvas for the other ingredients and spices. It tastes as good as your cooking is.

@fredirecko 6 ай бұрын

now I know why he spends so much time eating out 😂

@rado3880 5 ай бұрын

Absolutely right. 😂

@nicogervacio3760 6 ай бұрын

It's really hard to believe to see them in the same room. 2 uncles, Uncle Roger and Uncle Ben. Xiaoma trolled so hard.

@michaelboyle9512 5 ай бұрын

I'd go with a solid F+. Congratulations man you've got so much room for improvement.

@sambock9128 5 ай бұрын

You can tell xiaoma wife does all the cooking 😂 he looks like a 10 year old trying to cook for the first time 😂

@Schoritzobandit 6 ай бұрын

Xiaoma's cooking skills make me feel better about my language skills

@MajesticHF 6 ай бұрын

I think Xiaoma’s wife is the cook at home 😂

@davidmellish3295 5 ай бұрын

That's if he even eats at home,he always seems to have about 5 or 6 meals a day in restaurants 😅

@woolzem 2 ай бұрын

I mean is he providing her with her ingredients and rice cooker and other comforts if he didn't have them readily available here? It was so weird for him to pull uncle Ben's

@kevinsuryalikadinata2728 5 ай бұрын

Uncle Roger Before : There is no "too much msg" Unlce Roger Now : Nonono don't put too much, it's about balance Certainly learned from his experiences 😅

@SupCortez 6 ай бұрын

I think Uncle Roger almost broke character with that wok toss lmao

@willvr4 6 ай бұрын

I love how Nigel keeps calling Ari "little nephew" despite them being the same age lol

@mfaizsyahmi 6 ай бұрын

He's playing the character of one Uncle Roger, who's supposed to be your everyday Chinese uncle. With that context it makes sense.

@willvr4 6 ай бұрын

@@mfaizsyahmi Ah, I see. I've only seen a handful of his videos. Most recently the one with Cowboy Kent. That was a good one.

@aidanjanemcintosh6919 5 ай бұрын

Uncle Roger is in his 50s alright

@Peatingtune 5 ай бұрын

@@mfaizsyahmi His character's age is exactly how many years is necessary to be anyone's elder by a reasonable margin. You're 72? He's 95, and a damn fine 95 at that.

@humppapomppa1186 5 ай бұрын

Although I never realized that Xiaoma could be shorter than Nigel.

@evermoore66665 6 ай бұрын

We need to see Xiaoma react to Uncle Roger’s Chinese like how Uncle Roger reacts to bad fried rice.

@josealexi5141 6 ай бұрын

Huy-ya!

@maggyxchuu 6 ай бұрын

I second this 😂😂😂

@unusuario5173 6 ай бұрын

Xiaoma is too polite, not in his personality, hehe. But it sure would be funny 😂

@szewei85 6 ай бұрын

Hahahaha

@muffdvr5396 6 ай бұрын

@@josealexi5141

@anirai1516 5 ай бұрын

Xiaoma gave Uncle Roger the biggest headache of his life 😂 He trolled him so hard.

@MartiniBlankontherest 6 ай бұрын

Xiaoma walked right into the insults here😂 Started off with Keto-fried rice😂😂

@ThrealAc 6 ай бұрын

I don't think I've ever heard Xiaoma cuss this much before xD Uncle Rodger bringing out the more comedic side of him

@stevenmonserrate308 6 ай бұрын

That rice was a hate crime man XD Great video though. The collab that I didn't know I needed

@ferretzilla2976 6 ай бұрын

I love how Uncle Roger lost all restraint when it came time for the wok toss 😂 Just took right over

@dooday1 5 ай бұрын

Maybe Xiaoma was frying rice but he was getting cooked

@1Jetsurf 6 ай бұрын

This was amazing! Xiaoma playing off like he was embarrassed, but we all know he was having a blast messing with Nigel!

@Jsingle911 6 ай бұрын

It's about time you two met up. Thank you both for this.

@architectsrdumb808 6 ай бұрын

Not the crossover I would've ever expected but I love both of you and this was quality content lmaooo 😂😂

@XxxProFuzi0nHDxxX 5 ай бұрын

You are a brave man for putting craft singles on egg fried rice infront of uncle roger

@bluedude05 6 ай бұрын

As a long time Uncle Roger fan, I knew this was going to go downhill the moment you showed the first ingredient with olive oil. This was a good crossover! X3

@jiddick 22 сағат бұрын

Not only that, but also "extra virgin" olive oil which is not good for cooking, let alone high heat frying. Unless you want cancer.

@BenthovenMusic 5 ай бұрын

Honestly, Uncle Roger should start using Xiaoma’s sound effects library for his videos from now on 😂😂😂

@banthaexplosion 5 ай бұрын

I didn't know how much I needed this colab. Well done, sirs.

@dr.woozie7500 6 ай бұрын

Nephew Xiaoma can become Uncle Xiaoma when he learns to cook a proper fried rice 😂

@adrianhempfing2042 6 ай бұрын

Xiaoma reaches Next Level status now he has met Uncle Roger Fiyioh

@imMazn 6 ай бұрын

As a Malaysian (who doesn’t speak Malay or the local dialect that my parents spoke ) and a fan of both Uncle Roger and Xioma, I found this whole debacle hilarious! 🤣 Great collab! 👏🏽

@u2sharp Ай бұрын

😮 disappointment.

@prizegotti 5 ай бұрын

Xiaoma: "Do we have any bowls?" Me: "There's bowl right behind you!" *looks at bowls again, realize that they are HALF BOWLS GLUED TO THE WALL!*

@Glee73 5 ай бұрын

great to see this collab. been watching xiaoma even before uncle roger became well known. as a Malaysian, i can manage 5 languages, but i consider english as my main language.

@kevenbates4313 6 ай бұрын

It was not a collab I wanted, but it was the collab I needed. This was comedy gold.

@dightonazpeitia4350 3 ай бұрын

I’ve seen much better collaborations with Uncle Roger and other KZfaqrs.

@kurtiscleary9759 6 ай бұрын

Uncle roger was so distraught he even used metal utensil on non stick, just too get out of there.

@AntonLFG 4 ай бұрын

I found your channel today and goodness the content here is so top tier. I'm native Malaysian and you speak 100% better than I do LOL

@arivera1128 5 ай бұрын

The collab we disnt know we needed. Great way to head into the new Year

@philpalmer4877 6 ай бұрын

Wow...never heard of Uncle Roger before, but glad I did as he outshined Xiaoma this episode. Guy has genuine stand up comedy chops...and I loved when he said Xiaoma is the "Elon Musk of fried rice, doesn't make sense anymore." 🤣

@muffdvr5396 6 ай бұрын

He is funny but can be annoying if you take him seriously

@uhm175 6 ай бұрын

Nah, he is never annoying even when taken seriously cuz he is spitting facts @@muffdvr5396

@michaelhurley457 6 ай бұрын

He is an actual stand up comedian he doesn't even sound anything like that irl

@HCHSKaraoke 5 ай бұрын

elizabeth holmes lmfao 💀

@Skittl1321 3 ай бұрын

Uncle Roger is a character the comedian plays.

@sarahp9086 6 ай бұрын

No WAY!! Seriously, this week has been a series of personal Christmas miracles for me, and this colab is absolutely one of them!

@honbrolo 5 ай бұрын

My soul has left my body from smiling and laughing so much lol thank you so much for this treasure 🤣

@codeninja1 5 ай бұрын

Cant believe this colab. Hilarious. Thanks guys!

@Vicar307 6 ай бұрын

Literally every thing that triggered him in the past in one recipe 😂 Well played sir!

@leahkozlowski5628 6 ай бұрын

You need to do more cooking videos with Uncle Roger, this was so entertaining and had me laughing the whole time😂

@agapefaith 6 ай бұрын

I Love this video with These two! A Great comedian with a Talented Linguist that takes the Piss 😂❤️

@josephpreusser 5 ай бұрын

I'm a fan of both of you have been for a while. Love this video

@Timpuss92 6 ай бұрын

The comedic effect between you guys made this one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. Thank you and please do more together!

@syproductions456 6 ай бұрын

Wow, Xiaoma made Jamie Oliver look like a good chef

@LucifersTear 5 ай бұрын

Haha, love both of your videos, so good to see you collaborate!

@knowntalker135 6 ай бұрын

This is amazing!!!! You guys are so funny together

@skapunker21 6 ай бұрын

this collab was fantastic. uncle roger is living in the US now, so there's no excuse for not having him over once in a while.

@BellBivDeveau 6 ай бұрын

Ari, you look great. Keep up the good work. I love Uncle Roger and I’m so happy to see you two together

@adammentzer8267 5 ай бұрын

Bro been waiting for this collab 🙌

@kalmage136 5 ай бұрын

The collab we needed, literally pure comedy & absolute chaotic chaotic chaos

@80sGamerLady 6 ай бұрын

You are looking good on your fitness journey! What a collab! Great video. I'm currently on my firness journey also Its hard because I love to cook and bake and I just love everything bad for me 😂. Trying to retrain what ingredients I use and portions I eat.

@Tuetoberger 6 ай бұрын

Nice! The most unexpected, but rewarding collab ever!

@kpimc18 6 ай бұрын

Didnt expect this collab. So refreshing to see

@bryanho7376 6 ай бұрын

Looking great Xiaoma! Hard work is visibly paying off!

@minneman9137 6 ай бұрын

Woooo the combo we all needed!

@rikkefrederiksen2123 5 ай бұрын

I love this so much! First mark wiens, now xiaoma? This is so awesome! 😍 3 channels that I love and watch a lot, it doesnt get much better.

@alvinjohnballares7950 5 ай бұрын

Deymmm this is epic. Xiaoma, the best collab so far. 😊

@tomtomxxx 6 ай бұрын

Best video of all time from both of you. Two of my favourite creators coming together. Is is Christmas already?

@OGBison 6 ай бұрын

all jokes aside, looking leaner and healthier xiaoma! way to go, man. I’m trying to get on that same train this winter

@josiahhhh280 5 ай бұрын

omg this is a collaboration i never thought would exist... This is amazing!!!!!!

@HandGrip15kg 5 ай бұрын

Finally.. i was looking forward to both you guys to meet up 😊

@CJ-rx5fi 6 ай бұрын

“Fail on your own time, not on camera!” 😂😂😂

@mx_creator5009 6 ай бұрын

This was what I needed to finish off the year thank you!

@franc0lb 5 ай бұрын

ty for your channel because is a good way to learn and improve my english,good work

@lauracontino269 5 ай бұрын

Loved this. Great to see these two guys together 😂

@CalicoJo1312 6 ай бұрын

loved being able to see two awesome youtubers in one video.

@HerbalTeabag 6 ай бұрын

Xiaoma looking great! keep it up, great content as always

@paulpanzer4585 5 ай бұрын

this is the best video of him i've seen. uncle rodger presses him into a non comfort zone ... this is just awesome

@libbyrodriguez 5 ай бұрын

I love Chinese with Jessie!! That’s awesome that you showed her in the beginning 🥹

@hvnlystar 6 ай бұрын

with all the stress xiaoma was giving uncle Roger I was expecting the "emotional damage" but I didnʻt get it gahh the skit called for it

@RyanBentz 6 ай бұрын

4:49 "Spring onion is slender like Uncle Rodger. Leek big and fat like nephew Xiaoma." 😂😂😂

@barblesstv_shorts 5 ай бұрын

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS COLLAB

@lwinik Ай бұрын

Love this collab. Glad it finally happened,

@ParagonChumba 6 ай бұрын

This dichotomy is awesome I love how awkwardly wholesome one side of the coin is and how Asian filthy Frank 2.0 the other side is. They should do a podcast.

@armyaj 6 ай бұрын

Filthy Frank is half Japanese lmfao like the character too along with George

@mallart 6 ай бұрын

That was hilarious! Thank you both.

@jfjohnartist889 5 ай бұрын

The collab that I love and never expected

@user-gu8qi4me8x 5 ай бұрын

I actually genuinely cannot express how genuinely underated this video and this channel actually is

@Aleksandr68351 6 ай бұрын

Wait so uncle roger speaks English, Mandarin, Malay Cantonese and Vietnamese?

@hellodarknessmyoldfriends9729 5 ай бұрын

Hokkien probably in there too. Same as me plus Manglish , Singlish 🤣🤣

@hi_lol1912 4 ай бұрын

Eeeeeeeeeee

@Skittl1321 3 ай бұрын

@@hellodarknessmyoldfriends9729 he said he understands some but doesn't speak Hokkien

@sueKay 6 ай бұрын

The youtube collab I didn't know I needed until I saw it! Would love to see more! Also I'm more or less monolingual and have tried and failed to make decent egg fried rice so I need more content from you both in order to improve!!!

@Cachicochip 6 ай бұрын

The collab we were not expecting but kinda wanted it.

@BtheNomad 4 ай бұрын

The collab we needed, thanks!

@Psrj-ad 6 ай бұрын

This may have been the most unexpected collab i have ever seen.

@haroldnelson3734 6 ай бұрын

Uncle Roger is quite the card...and together, you two make a great comedy team!

@hommedterre1 6 ай бұрын

Thank you Xiaoma for featuring a plane take-off clip of my former employer USAirways. As someone who worked for the company here in Europe for more than a decade I am happy to say those were the loveliest years of my professional life. I have to say though that your fried rice made my eyebrows go up and had difficulty getting them down. 😆😉

@charky4331 5 ай бұрын

no wayyy, i could never have seen this collab coming LOL. love it

@coloredtoad 6 ай бұрын

Never thought we would see a worse fried rice dish than Jamie Olivers, yet here we are. A Christmas miracle!!!

@SatieSatie 4 ай бұрын

I think Jamie's was much worse

@sodaberryfox 6 ай бұрын

I never even thought of this collab but what a great one it was haha. A C+ from Uncle Roger is pretty good, especially considering it was brown instant rice and olive oil haha