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Whoever convinced the feds we wear jorts is an absolute legend.

The current administration needed this so badly, that when it fell apart and became a laughingstock, it got buried faster than a hunter Biden cocaine laced laptop story.

I am retired law enforcement officer. One day, when walking around the crowd at a large “animals may taste great but they have feelings too” or some damn thing protest saw someone dressed similar to the guys in the photo (distinctly not the unwashed-for-so-long-that-their-BO-has-become-self-aware thing most other protesters had going). But what I noticed most was the fact that this guy clearly had a IWB holstered pistol under a thin T-shirt- Stevie Wonder could clearly see that this guy was armed. So I walked up behind the gentleman and quietly asked him to walk with me, as I didn’t want to start something knowingly involving a weapon amidst a mass of unwashed hippies. Come to think of it, I wouldn’t really want to do anything amidst a mass of unwashed hippies, but I think that’s only common sense. Once out of the crowd, I step us into an alcove and secure him and his weapon. That’s when he claimed to be a Federal law enforcement officer. I won’t name the branch, but some of them seem rather Famous But Ignorant. After disarmed and cuffed (verbal claims carry no weight with me in such a scenario), I did come across a badge from said agency. Not considering a chunk of metal “positive ID”, I asked if he had photo ID to back it up. He seemed surprised I didn’t immediately release him at that point, but confirmed photo ID was also there. I looked and did find such ID. But being the thorough type, I placed a quick call to the field office who did confirm the guy’s status as one of theirs (he wasn’t terribly happy about my thoroughness in ascertaining his ID). But I did all that because I was certain that an Agent of this agency couldn’t *possibly* be so tactically ignorant as to stand out both in appearance and with his neon sign of “Hi, I’m armed” like he did. I was so thorough because I honestly believed I was dealing with someone impersonating an Agent, as I believe strongly in an armed citizenry. It honestly looked like a mall ninja playing Federal Agent. This was back in the early 2000’s, so such stunningly effective undercover tactics appear to have changed little over time.

That whole “Active-Duty” arresting an Undercover Fed bit would be like me as a Doctor shaking another doctor’s hand in the lobby and asking very loudly if their Chlamydia symptoms have simmered down. Yes, I graduated medical school. I am a real doctor. No, I have never done the Chlamydia bit. I had to resist the urge really badly, on several occasions, to actually do that bit in med school. So, frankly, I’m doubly pissed. That Fedboi and Capital Officer get to walk away scot free after that colossal mess up. Yet, if I pulled a Snafu that big while generating a fake illness, I lose my license and become eternally disgraced. These clowns get to mess up while almost being caught red handed trying to create a fake outrage incident. And everyone still keeps their jobs. Awesome. I’m not bitter, you’re bitter.

they’re literally standing there like… “what now?”

This whole """protest""" has that aura of "How do you do, fellow kids?"

love how they all also are holding the exact same bottle of water lmao

"The AK Guy, brought to you by black rifle coffee." They totally turned their backs on the community they claimed to back and the owner liked tweets that were against that young man who defended himself that we aren't allowed to talk about in many places.

Feds: “Do a terror, fren”

"How do you do, fellow insurrectionists?" - Totally not undercover FBI agents

Btw the haircut in that picture is an actual FBI required hairstyle for men. It's the same as or just very similar to the military's hairstyle requirement for men. It's meant to be short, ungrabbable, and clean. Which is also why they have very minimal or no facial hair. Enlisted soldiers aren't allowed to have long beards and are required to shave often, so I imagine this is also a standard that carries over to the FBI.

As prior military this is how every mandatory barbecue or group function looks like, Literally how every NCO dresses to the exact T, shorts, sunglasses, etc ROFL

The Abercrombie and Snitch fuckin killed me. Almost as funny as staging an event no one showed up for. #AKGnotificationsquad

That whole rally glowed brighter than Chernobyl. I'm honestly unsure whether or not I should be surprised at the sheer and utter incompetence on display.

10:20 yeah, as a fedex employee, I can say that the ammo shipped isn't exactly packed too well. who ships a straight up box of loose 9 mil in really crappy cardboard, sometimes a couple rounds will just fall out... (or at least that's what it looks like when it's about to go out) when we're taking it out of the ground trucks. I'd think it'd work better if there were multiple boxes inside the big box, or if they just used better cardboard without issues with the corner tearing

Reminds me of the time when huge street raves were a thing here in my country (Estonia) and young women wearing really revealing clothes kinda just blend in with the crowd and whenever someone offered them any sort of drugs they pulled out their badges and arrested them lmao

As a former LEO, that has worked some of the largest sporting events in the country, I can tell you for a fact. You never ask a possible UC if he is under cover. If anything during the "pat down" you discover a firearm, credentials and a badge you would very quietly ask "are you working"? or immediately remove them from the area to investigate... Freaking amateur hour with Capital Police... Not surprised...

Donut: "They're Feds?" My brain: "They're Speds?"

That whole thing SCREAMED entrapment. Every page I subscribed to said the same thing "THIS IS RADIOACTIVE! STAY AWAY!"

Loved the fed boi and government bashing. Best part of the day.

I swear our goverment is like the challenged version of Hydra.

Donut: _"So they're both feds..."_ Brandon: _"Both feds, yes."_ Donut: _"And he asked if they were undercover, around a bunch of witnesses with cameras..."_ Brandon: _"That is correct."_ Donut: _"...ooooh."_ Gave me a good bit of belly laughs for a solid minute

My favorite thing about the undercover feds photo is that they literally all look like the *SAME. GUY.* Except since they're NPCs in an rpg, they only have different looking hair and clothes. Like, TELL ME THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE THEY'RE ALL FROM THE EXACT SAME DEFAULT CHARACTER MODEL!

this was funny because my uncle was DEA and his last undercover job there were no criminals it was locales cops, FBI and another unit of DEA NONE know the others were there till they tried to arrest each other.

“Sus” is now in Brandon’s Vocabulary, we have truly failed as a community

I’m shocked they didn’t call this a bring your dog party so the feds had more targets

My brother was at the rally Jan 6 but the people raiding were already at the capitol building by the time it ended.

Worth the wait. Always excellent!!!!

When the feds are venting from room to room.

Undercovers practically come with signs. Their hair is almost always in regs, they tend to be in above average shape, no visible tattoos, and they tend to ask questions out of the blue like “bro, you have a secret gun cache?”.

As someone who works at ups some people can't load shit right and sometimes you have boxes rip open when they hit the ground I've seen all types of shit scattered across the floor ranging from human shit to Lamborghini parts sometimes with ammo boxes they open up and there's ammo everywhere in and outside the trailer door finding every single bullet isn't always possible

I worked in a ups sorting facility and we had bulk ammo boxes break in the conveyor machines all the time. There’s a lot of scrutiny and even metal detectors on the exit point

Feds in talking to other feds: "How do you do my fellow boog boys? I too hate this administration and wish to non-peacefully protest!"

Those haircuts are oddly “in regulation” for people outside of the us gov

Having worked at UPS ammo boxes, like every other type of package, constantly get crushed or destroyed and the amount of times I’ve had loose rounds on the belt… I’ve shot less rounds than I’ve had to repack into boxes

"either you know what you have and charge 20% over" Thats my search for a canik under 450-500$ in a nutshell

That cop who asked him if* he was undercover is either a really bad example of how cops are nowadays or knew what he was doing and might just be okay 🤣

we need a series of brandon trolling around in gunbroker/armslist postings, especially with using "custom" as a search term.

So good!! One of my favorite new channels! “im just here” 🤣🤣🤣

i work at UPS. would always get bullets from opened packages on the belt. i would then proceed to stash them al somewhere and slowly take one round a day. i have a small arsenal of ammo now

When Brandon started using „among us“ vocabulary we realized why god doesnt talks to us anymore….

Feds be like, "How do you do, fellow perpetrators?"

LMAO! They all have the identical sun glasses and watches on!! Must be standard issue🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So living in Virginia, I did hear about the “dc rally” and even before the event it was being called a sting/entrapment operation. Then the photos and videos came out and everyone was like “told ya so”.

It's been years ago now, but I was downtown in Savannah Georgia and noticed some guys in aviators, windbreakers, all with a very similar matching haircuts, and noticed at least one of the guys was wearing an earpiece. For a second there I thought it was like a student film, because they look like bad caricatures of what you would think a federal agent looks like. And then three white SUVs with homeland security tags pulled up, and the guys broke into twos and got into them. They drove off and a little while later a sheriff's department K9 SUV drove down the same road. I asked a buddy of mine with the sheriff's department "what the hell?" He said It was some politician that was in town on vacation, and when they do that the bomb squad dog follow them around in case there is an incident. I criticized how badly they were all dressed, and he said they all kind of dress like that, like they all shop at the same stores.

The “rally” that no one heard of or attended should be a warning for everyone. Just because they forgot to advertise on this one doesn’t mean they won’t the next time. I loved the look Brandon gave when talking about explaining what he does on KZfaq to his family. Oh so priceless.

"Abercrombie and Snitch" I fukin' DIED 😆 😆 😆

I work at ups, have straight up found box's of 556 just torn open and rounds lying everywhere around it, it was reported but odds are somebody knew what was in there.

Order ammo in freight quantities. Problem solved

Honestly, Ive had it the other way around. The UPS driver tips me off to when he just made a delivery to the gun shop next door. Lets me know what type of ammo he delivered and he even talked to the managers there and they agreed to hold some back. Thank you for your service UPS guy!

Love the Memes today, had to leave the office I was laughing too hard with you and Garand Thumb.

And I don't know anyone who supports black rino coffee either.

It would have been fun to troll the Abercrombie and Snitch group in person. “Hello, my fellow Fed bois! I, too, am here to entrap my fellow Americans in BS crimes! I think I see a red hat over there!”

My favorite part about the Glowies' Day Off is that now everyone has a fun new outfit we can wear whenever we ever go to any future political thing ever, and be all, "Hello Fellow Federal Agents."

I was living across the river from DC when this occurred and I had no idea it happened and know absolutely nobody who went.

I have had the USPS and FEDEX both "Lose" some shipments of ammo. In total their value was over $4,000. I was reimbursed by the website i ordered from and all. But it was a fuck ton of work to get that money back.

My grandmother was listening to the radio when they were talking about that rally the day before it took place. The Host was talking about how "People think I'm a Fed, or that there are going to be Feds and that it's a potential sting. I'm here to say it's not the case..." And continues to talk about how safe and legitimate the rally was as he had ok'd it with capital police. Well that was a goddang lie

"The Man who was Thursday" by GK Chesterton. A man helps a police friend to infiltrate a revolutionary group only to find out everyone in the group is an undercover agent for different police forces. Written as a satire in 1908;). Lived as lifestyle in 2021.

All those fed guys look like Air Force SSGTs at a Squadron mandatory fun event

Dude the fact you got the operator on the phone makes me like you even more! You two are my #1 & #2 yters but I won’t say who falls into place where.

When you get taught camouflage in the military, you try to blend in with your environment but I guess the feds miss that training. Hell even hunters know how to use camouflage when they hunt.

Me: *about to tell Brandon he’s a week late on gun meme review* Brandon: “I know what you guys are thinking ‘Brandon, you’re a week late on gun meme review’” Me: 👀

This is hilarious. Thanks for brightening my day.

these are always gold!

I haven't seen anyone mention the guy who was detained and questioned at the fedboi meetup. He is indeed a fedboi from New Jersey who works for CBP. Everyone is saying he wasn't there in an official capacity, but the US attorney has said they aren't pursuing charges against him. All of that info = that dude was definitely undercover.

That gunbroker meme is so fucking accurate. “Well I believe this gun was made in 1977 and it’s in really shitty condition and it wasn’t even popular when it was still being manufactured, I’ll ask for a thousand to start and see where the bidding goes”

I had a plate carrier stolen. Displayed as “delivered”… yeah till they picked it right back up

Haven’t bought bulk ammo online yet, but I have had stuff get “lost” by the seller themselves. I’m done with Bass Pro.

The "Printing harder than Xerox" line is a winner.. almost had me with a spit take.. lol

Feds setting up a "protest" and then going around asking people if they are going to attend: "Come on, you know you wanna riot!"

Least your government is trying to be sneaky about stuff, Australian police literally just go to journalists houses and tell them they’re not allowed to report on the protests…

As someone who has the same last name, seeing the subreddit spelled wrong at 8:36 just reminded me of every possible misspelled variation of it possible.

last time I ordered ammo, the FedEx lady made a joke and said to me "you're supposed to be stocking up on toilet paper, not ammo!" ahhh 2020, a simpler time.

Idea for anyone daring enough: set up a booth at any event with a big "Glowsticks for Glowies" sign. Offer free glowsticks to anyone who can present valid federal agency ID.

i know a guy who went and video taped the people going in from a small distance and on camera said "nope... not me" lol.

I also can't wait for that movie and excellent impression Brandon

Calling it now, this fedboy look is gonna be one of the meme costumes for Halloween this year.

"Hello, fellow Patriots! Would you like some black rifle coffee? It's badass bros!"

Not ammo but I’ve had numerous packages marked “delivered” and they were never dropped off. Absolutely nothing on my cameras, but because they were marked “delivered” the delivery company refused to honor the insurance, had to file a money back request with the seller and same thing. I had to jump through so many damn hoops it almost wasn’t worth the stress.

I was wondering what that light on the Eastern horizon was. They really do glow in the dark

“We’re going undercover boys, get your frat boy starter pack!” Gee, I wonder why our “intelligence” is always wrong.

‘I used the Feds to destroy the Feds’

“So uh what haircut should I do for this under cover op?” “Uh you could do a casua….” “GOT IT High and tight totally makes me look like a milita man and totally not like a fucking fed,”

The undercover fed being the only guys there dressing like they're going on a beach in California is priceless.

Lil Davie Chipman: "Aww, man! I lost the nomination AND nobody came to my big entrapment party! Nothing's going right for me today!" :c

“Abercrombie and Snitch” 😂

4:07 These are not the undercover cops you are looking for. 🤣

Imagine having 100 agents cover blown this easily. If we thought other countries were laughing at our administration before....

I CANT BELIEVE THIS , HE DID AMOGUS SUS MEME . MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

Years ago I went to the snow & while at the pub having a drink & waiting for my lunch a guy came sat down at my table asking if I wanted to buy drugs. I said na man I’m good! Without missing a beat he asked if I could sell him some drugs. I couldn’t help but laugh while thinking (as he just walked away) if you undercover cops can’t even decide weather you’re dealing or buying a product it’s no wonder you can’t catch criminals!!!

i bought an SKS once with an ammo crate and Canada Post left it on my door step together... right after the NS mass shooting no less like 3 days after.... i was even home they didnt even knock package said need signature on delivery but because of covid just dumped and went, the box with ammo even said what it was in clear writing on the side. good thing i have a camera so i knew it was delivered but still, god damn.

I heard about this event ahead of time, and everyone and I instantly said, "This glows like the sun, do you know anyone going to this? Organizing this? Hear about it anywhere before main stream media? No? Yeah, this is a false flag waiting to happen."

Yes! Last year I had a large order of ammo "disappear" that Fedex said was delivered. Never saw it and I was home when they claimed it was delivered.

Years ago a box of 9 mm fell from my shelf in my fed ex truck and busted open. Rounds everywhere. Put all i could find bavk in the box and wrote a note to the recipient. To call 1800 go fed ex sunday i cleanded my truck out and took him 30ish rds i had found amd a replacement came 1 week later

STG my most common used phrase/response to private sell ads is "When did you start smokin crack??" That meme is the realest!

"Welcome fellow boogaloo, mind teaching me how to hide any illegal weaponry?"

I remember hearing that the attendance numbers for Glowiecon was something like 600 media and less than 50 actual participants. 40 of which I'm assuming had a badge.

8:15 well, as our friend Scott would say "Just put a thumb in it, a garand thumb"

I had 500 rounds of 9m Hollow Point Remington "Lost" by Fed Ex sent from "Classic Firearms" in the factory box the Ammo came with all the ammo info exposed. Needless to say I don't buy from Classic Firearms anymore; they don't ship ammo in unmarked boxes. I did get a refund though.