For someone that drinks for a "living," PV3 has the alcohol tolerance of some houseplants I've met

Order of pours from left to right. Left being closest to the sink are Evan Williams, Ol' Santy, Old New England, Two Stars, Pennsylvania Dutch Ranked they were: Ol' Santy, Two Stars, Pennsylvania Dutch, Evan Williams, Old New England The only one he disliked was Old New England The Caramel one was Pennsylvania Dutch Sweet was Evan Williams

Best boozy eggnog recipe: 1. Lose your car keys in a snow. 2. Make a conscious decision to walk home, its only 4 blocks away after all! 3. Buy 12 oz of any rum and hide it in a coat pocket. 4. Buy an eggnog in a paper packet, any brand name will do. Don't try to put it in a coat pocket. Don't make THIS mistake! You will be carrying it in your hand. 5. Walk home slowly through the snow while taking sneaky sips from a rum bottle and eggnog packet. Try to sing Jingle Bells while substituting the words you've forgot with some mild obscenities. 6. When you get to your house realize that the house key is on a same key-ring with the car key. At this point you can safely switch to more coarse obscenities. 7. Continue drinking and having fun.

Malort eggnog, book it.

The commitment to the bit in this show is beautiful

For those of you who didnt want to bother keeping track but want to know the best, here is the info: Mystery Order: 1st: Evan Williams 2nd: Ol Santy 3rd: Old New England 4th: Two stars 5th: Pennsylvania Dutch Initial Ranking: 1st: Ol Santy 2nd: Two stars 3rd: Pennsylvania Dutch 4th: Evan Williams 5th: Old New England Final Ranking: 1st: Ol Santy 2nd: Pennsylvania Dutch 3rd: Two stars 4th: Evan Williams 5th: Old New England

These are the videos that make me keep watching. The descent into madness is like a heroine high. Is prescat still around? Good to see Dalton again

At first I was thinking, "Wait, did Dalton get recast like Pietro did in WandaVision??" but I immediately rewatched *Snacking with PV3: Mexican Spiced Worms & More (New Segment Alert!)* where we DO see Dalton's face and I can confirm that, even with the mask, this is the same guy. The continuity 😭😭😭 Prescott really knows how to give the fans what they want

How can I be expected to get in the Christmas spirit when I'm still worried Spittoon was left in the impound lot?! #Spittoon

Dalton's exasperated sigh that inflates his mask is the best thing I've seen all week. 🤣

Dalton out there with the good advice "I can pour you some water too" hahahaha

I knew from the start this was gonna end up in you absolutely shit-faced on nog and I'm glad I was right.

This was more of a "go blind" taste test

Recap: 1- Ol' Sandy is the best. Good nutmeg flavor. 2- Two Stars tastes like toasty marshmallows, but later receives criticism for having f-ing "caravel"- er, caramel. 3. Evan Williams doesn't have enough nutmeg, but has a prominent whisky taste. It's still "sh** compared to the others." Fourth place. 4. Pennsylvania Dutch might be in third place, with strong notes of caramel and nutmeg. 5. Old New England has strong nutmeg, but comes in dead last. Bonus: Mixing TwoStar+Penns+OldNew= strong desire for pancakes.

i like holiday cheer as a euphemism for being drunk.

Now that's an authentic holiday experience.

This is such a unique episode and did not play out how I expected. Amazing stuff

This man’s a god and must be protected at all costs.

I can't tell if this video was meant to be a joke or if it was just a chaotic review. Nevertheless, this was an epic eggnog showdown! Good job guys, Happy Holidays!

So happy to see the wooden guys back! They are the true cohost, not spittoon.

9:45 Wow, maybe Prescott v3.0 really does take after his old man Prescott v2.0 more than he thought.

A Christmas brawl for the whole family

What a wonderful descent into drunken chaos. Merry Christmas, PV3!

😆 ive never had eggnog before so this helped me decide on what to buy. Thanks man, i always appreciate your videos.

Love seeing ya have a good time sir!! Xo for the holidays! 🙌🙌🙌

That much dairy and sugar and alcohol, I'm shocked it didn't end in projectile vomiting 😆🤮

I’m now reminded that I have a bottle of Pennsylvania Dutch in the refrigerator!! Yep, I’m headed that way 🎉

Penn Dutch has the spice, vanilla & caramel- 1st time this year & my fave so far…..

It's nice to see you enjoying yourself, finally

This is too good. This man must either be stopped or supported. Can't decide.

"Whish one was the caramel one? "That one, that one and that one..."

Dude! It was so great to see you just let go and have fun and get freaking shmasherooed! Happy holidays and thank you for the great content!

Old Sante? is number 1? Shit, now I gotta rewatch LMFAO!!!!!! Love this!

As a boozy Eggnog culinary foodie and from Pennsylvania I highly recommend the Pennsylvania Dutch Brand of both Original and of course the brand new Peppermint Bark.

HOT BUTTERED MALORT

1-evan Williams, 5- Pennsylvania dutch, 4- whatever the red label was, 2-bottle with a label and no border, 3-label with border. Couldn't read half from the screenshot and too lazy to rewatch after I started writing. Bleh.

I see that you have gotten your car back. The wooden overlords have been returned safely

This evaluation we all needed

Poor Dalton! Great work Dalton.

one mannequin in the background is eggnogging onto the other two mannequins, who are eggnogging too!

I like it dude. Havent had egg nog in years, gotta buy some soon 🥳

And at 7:54 we can observe the transformation of pvIII into Jim Breuer 🙌

Blink twice Dalton if you need rescue from the Nog!

I miss Dalton and glad to see him back.

Good idea, should have been half as long as it was

3:55 Me wrapping up a night shift and trying to explain to my relief what I did all night

the manikins in the back already made me think something was gonna be diff about this😅

WAIT WE FINALLY GET TO SEE DALTON? I DONT THINK WE'VE EVER SEEN HIS FACE BEFORE

My internet Christmas gift was PV3 getting boozy off enjoying his drink selection.

That moment when you realize that you were hired to be an enabler.

i love getting drunk on eggnog

Malort, the Fear Factor of Alcohol

Timmy's Dad would approve.

It’s nice to see PV3 enjoying himself!

Good job crushin' the nog, brah!

I like my PV III like I like my eggs, fully nogged.

God as my witness, at least one person in the PV3 family tree is real.

"I am the egg nog"

More Dalton

I'm so eggcited for malortnog or is it Eggmalog?

Is that maquette pissing on the other maquette?

If only they had Hood eggnog down where this is filmed, it might end up alright.

Just noticed in the video thumbnail, 1 bottle of nog is empty. This man really likes eggnog

Whatever you're paying Dalton, it's too much.

That video was weird. Ever hear of the PBS cook named "Jeff Smith"?

I think this one may have gotten away from you, Prescott!

mix it with Kahlua Especial and it tastes like chocolate milk

This guy is a flog. He's pleasant when sober. He's arrogant and rude when tipsy

1 evan williams 2 ol sante 3 old new england 4 2 stars 5 penn dutch

Holy shit dalton is actually mac demarco

When comparing a lot of things to not confused which was wtch just keep the row as it is, just push better ones towards the camera, and worse ones away from it. Like sliders on a sound mixer.

i think he liked him all. cant go wrong it seems

You. Are. GOLD!!! haha i love you. Your ex wife missed out lol

god I wish they made eggnog with Smirnof Ice flavor

Thanks

Do we get to see Dalton??

Malort eggnog incoming?

Greg at TTD beat you to the malort nog. I’ll reserve judgment until I see yours!

@howtodrink just made a video on malort eggnog. Wonder if he got the idea from you 🤔

Hello Jonathan Flanders.

PV3 likes white creamy stuff 😉😉

Five star whiskey

This was great

Holiday cheer

It's a wash. He's drunk. Pa Dutch is a pretty good egg nog tho.

So many facial expressions.

Not Malort!

ooh yeah! I fu*king love eggnog. I usually just buy the non-boozed organic ones. Time to go shopping for some Ol Santy and two stars.

Nog, nog! Who's there? Why it's PV3 and he's sloshed off the nog. 👍

Look at the island behind him

God bless Dalton.

Prescott van Meyer the third?

Nice.

Idk if it's real or fake but I love it all ❤

Dalton, if you need help just let us know ok

Honestly same

Man. He got those first 113k subs fast! And in the last year he’s only gained another 4k or so. It’s your fault. The person reading this. You aren’t commenting enough. You aren’t sharing enough. The Malort stuff is so dumb. Really looking forward to him moving on from that.

Yea yea eggnog, cool, now put malort in it

Love it!

Best ever.