“If you have a baby, you can’t be the baby” -proverb

This is not a read but trixie is one apron away from singing in the mountains

"Acquire a baby" is such a vague phrase with such a specific energy.

6:43 the fact that trixie's baby photo is an instagram photo on her iphone and katya's is a printed photo in a leather bound photo book really shows their age difference lmao

This is the most on-topic they have EVER been

This editor took Trixie off a green screen, put her on a stock image crossing a crosswalk, and turned it into an Instagram post, to show for a second for a BIT. This is what my entire uni course revolves around and it takes me a week just to create that inc photoshoot. Does anyone realise how much WORK this editor does holy shit I hope they get paid A LOT and if not they deserve a RAISE.

Trixie getting weirdly serious about how she'd "make it work" was oddly sweet.

Trixie: I’ve done everything to a baby Katya: 🚨👁👄👁🚨

Katya: I was an easy baby Katyas mom: screams and takes off to China for two weeks

Katya is not meant to be a mom, she's meant to be the drunk, rich aunt

Could we actually have a movie of Trixie and Katya raising an estranged baby they found in the back room of Hamburger Mary's?

Honestly appreciate Katya’s comment at the end about the glorification of horrible people. They’re just awful. No reason to think they’re these exceptional people. The people whose lives they ruined were probably 1,000x more remarkable.

Be careful yall. Last time Trixie wore a bowl cut the world spiraled into a pandemic. 🤚🏼😳

Next episode should be named "Infant", and then "Toddler", "Child", "Teenager", "Adult", and to wrap this special series; "Katya"

katya predicted the whole jeffrey dahmer netflix drama oh my god.

"Babies are a casserole of utter foolishness." I'm am TOTALLY using that line next time someone asks me why I don't or when I am going to have kids.

Rumour has it Katya didn't walk till age of 4 'cause her legs refused carry a baby

“You want to hold the weird thing?” - Katya, who once held a dried leg

and with that last sentece, katya single-handedly just ended those weird tiktok kids glamorizing serial killers

as someone genuinely named "caileigh" - thank you katya for understanding my truth

Trixie: Mom who wants to talk to the manager Katya: Aunt who gave you weed for your 18th birthday

My mum: "When are you gonna give me grandkids?" Me: "Not one flickering fleeting millisecond of my life has been spent earnestly planning for a child."

"I have a question" "Yeah" "It's more of a story" "Okay"

Not katya saying shes never held a baby, meanwhile there are a bunch of pictures of her holding babies LMAO

Trixie poses with a baby at drag con like Thetis dipping Achilles into the river styx

Katya telling THE TRUTH all the time: "The glorification or the deification of serial killers... Mama they're a**holes"

Katya: "Not one flickering fleeting millisecond of my life has been spent earnestly pining for a child." Me: same.

"Poor people just want their baby to survive..... How about Beth?" And despite having no children, I felt that....

trixie living her bowl cut fantasy yet again

“Babies sometimes poop in the water” “No sh*t ho” “No there IS shit ho” Trixie’s comedic timing 😂

Katya: I would NEVER hold a baby KZfaq shorts: *Katya in multiple different photos, holding babies*

Trixie pulled up a photo from her phone and Katya brought a whole ass vintage photo album book… hi old

"rich people love to put weird names on babies" oh, you mean elon's robot child?

It's Trixie randomly saying: BEBI in her "swedish" accent multiple times for me

I thoroughly love Katya lying saying she didn’t hold her niece/nephew when she was posting so many pictures of it lmao aw

I’m a firm believer in giving weird baby names to dogs. Cause dogs won’t have to deal with the consequences of being named McNavy 😂😂😂

Trixie and Katya are everyone’s mom, whether they like it or not.

I love how confused Katya was when Trixie answered realistically to a scenario where she would have to take care of a baby lmaoooo

1 M views in days? Their backs must hurt from carrying this entire channel.

"I have a sneaking suspicion it turns into a child, and I hate kids." Trixie Mattel Best phrase ever

"I have a question" -'yeah' "It's more of a story" -'okay'

"can you return a baby if you don’t like it?" "To who? God?" That was actually pretty dark, Haha.

Everytime Trixie talks about being Ojibway my soul comes alive.

"are you trying to awaken me to my life's purpose? which is child abuse." Oh I'm gonna use that one next time a relative asks for grandkids/nibblings

“And im so so sorry but i just cannot have a baby in this weather”

Baby names in recent times are hilarious. “What’s her name?” “MckBrylaigh”

My mom’s coworker named her kid “Honda”. She didn’t even congratulate her on her new baby when she heard that. She rolled her eyes and walked away.

The way Trixie said “hello gurl”, I cannot determine the energy, but I love it

Katya: can you return a baby if you don’t like it? The Stauffers: 👁👄👁

I screamed when Katya said Moon Beam. That’s what my sister wants to name her son.

Not me finding out I'm pregnant and ✨️IMMEDIATELY ✨️ rewatching this episode for the 57th time

next time someone hand you a baby to hold, you say "thanks, but i'm not hungry"

that last bit about how serial killers aren't evil geniuses they're just assholes is so important

"it's like a puppy... but it's a human!" - tracy martel 2021

"That's like escaping Scientology and naming your baby L. Ron" 😭 😭 😭💀 💀

11:11 "I've done everything to a baby"

I'd actually want to see an episode dedicated to them talking abt serial killers, smthn like an extended version of what Katya was talking about at the end of the episode

*me a 30 year old* using this video to show my mom every time she asks for a grandchild.

7:54 the way they edited her leaving the house with that finger pointed like that is killing me

Trixie looks like a 3rd grade teacher who’s also a lesbian and I’m obsessed with it

it’s really upsetting me that the dress and the leggings are daisies but the earrings are sunflowers

Katya said "Kaleigh" and I'm like ........she really just came for me 💀

I love Trixie's pride about taking the title of "most famous gay person from Milwaukee" from Jeffrey Dahmer. Trixie to Jeffrey Dahmer: "Sorry flop!" 😂 11:45

“why would i hold a baby” EXACTLY

“I used to be a real life Ojibwe Native American”

11:53 THIS!!!!! 💯💯💯💯 happy katya mentioned this like shut up, becky that guy killed a bunch of people

Here to say that if someone asks you about having kids, and you don’t want even one, look them in the eye and say “This bloodline ends with me.” Real talk, do not let anyone tell you you have to have kids, do not let anyone try and pressure you into it. I don’t want them, they’re lots of work, very expensive, high maintenance, and don’t even get me started on my inherent fear of not being able to care for them if they’re born with a mental/physical disability or end up developing a mental illness. It’s okay to say you’re too selfish to have a kid. And plus, the more I look at it, there’s lots of disadvantages and negative side affects during the pregnancy that barely outweigh or equal the positives (Do not try and “convince me otherwise” btw, because I won’t hear it and I will slap you through whatever screen you may be using. I don’t have the time for people to try and tell me what to do with my future. The cheaper my future is the better, and not having kids is already getting one step ahead) *Edit:* I’m gonna get this out there before I could get attacked lol, I’m not digging anyone for wanting kids. I know my strongly-worded opinion could make it seem that way, and for that I apologize, but you are perfectly valid for wanting kids. If you know you can care for them and have the funds to raise them, then all the power to you. I do find it incredible that you can fully bring a new life into this world, and I will bow down to the lengths you go through to make sure your child is healthy. However, you become invalid almost immediately if you try to pressure others into having children just because you think they should. People, whether they’re a woman or not, do not owe *you* a baby, or anything for that matter, and it is frankly none of your business whether or not they should have children. Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk

“I’ve done everything to a baby” -Tracy martel 2021

I can totally relate to Katya's energy. I have nephews and I'm like grow up already because you're bothering me.

4:21 "i have a question... it's more of a story." is the most trixie statement

Katya: “Apparently I was an easy baby.” Me: “Aww, and now she’s an easy adult.”

Katya made such a good point at the end though - “Mama, that’s not a genius, that’s a dickhead”

Bruh Katyas got take on serial Jeffrey aged well

“Did your fat chunky ass just break that steel chair?” Always gets me together LMAO

"Are you trying to awaken me to my life's purpose which is child abuse?" I CANNOTAGAGAHJABD

Trixie's Days Of Our Lives moment at the start really fit this entire outfit. She literally looks like a washed up ex-soap-opera-star mom

Katya in this episode just embodies my feelings towards children and babies.

“Are you trying to awaken my life’s purpose which is child abuse?” 😂🤣

trixie talking about babies while looking like a rich pinot grigio chugging momager that clearly isn’t going to remarry

I was too preocupied by Trixie's lack of space from her wig, to realize how hard KATYA is serving today. GOD ANYWAYS TIME TO WATCH

3:42 NOT THE LITTLE "OLIVIA LUX" PURSE! 😂🤣☠💀

kayla’s closing bit about the deification of serial killers is way too real

trixie's bowl cuts have the exact same energy as her night gowns

“If u and I ever acquire a baby” - Tracy Margarita

Babies are a casserole of utter foolishness 😂🤣

5:32 "and I wish murder was legal" that took me OUT

It’s the Bimini babes fan that Katya was waving around for me

They are so attuned to each other that they don’t even finish interrupting each other before moving on to the next thing, I live

no bc katya making fun of my name isn’t the attack i needed today.

The name Guadalupe McGillicuddy has not left my mind for a single second since i heard it one year ago

This is by far my favorite show on the internet. I’m an old lady, who needs a laugh now more than ever. I re-watch these often, because they are both so relatable! I just absolutely LOVE Katya. She is the BEST. Her comments make me laugh like no one else. I have to be careful and not watch these late at night, because all my laughing wakes up my old man. Thanks for keeping me sane ladies!!! Love you both so very much! ❤️❤️

“ Casserole of utter foolishness” is my new resume header

forever in love with katy's versace (house down boots) shoes

trixie just casually mentioning that jeffrey dahmer used to pick up guys at the bar she now owns is so iconic

“Hi I don’t want to hear anything about this wig” is me coming into work almost everyday lol

Katya had the energy of a 90 year old British man when she said “Apparently, I was an easy baby.”

6:05 Trixie speaking FACTS about parents

HELP GUADALUPE IS MY DEADNAME AND ITS SUPER RARE WHERE I LIVE SO I HAD A PHYSICAL REACTION WHEN TRACY MARTEL CALLED ME OUT 8:40

next episode: Trixie and Katya have to spend 24 hours with a baby

“How to make money off a baby? Sell the baby” 👏🏼👏🏼