He's the gentlest vampire I've ever seen

At 5:39 he dies temporarily but pulls it back at the last second and goes on to live another few years, lengthening and widening backs and allowing necks to be free.

I did this everyday for 2 years and now my back is 8ft long and 12ft wide and my neck is so free and relaxed I haven't been able to lift my head since Thanksgiving 2019.

"I think I've done enough with you Dave." Dave was never seen again.

Me, sitting with horrible posture in an uncomfortable chair, staring at my screen: "Fascinating."

This party is out of control, I'm calling the police.

I just keep expecting him to ask the girl where the rebel base is...

Case No: 1755 Name: Dave (surname redacted) Status: Missing Details: Dave has not been seen since attending a group meeting in 1989. Attendees of the meeting recall Dave arriving normally but acting increasingly oddly over the course of the group session - as though sapped of energy. One group member recalls hearing the 'menacing' (description used by witness) phrase of "I think I've done enough with you Dave" at the meeting. Group leader Richard Walker however is adamant that Dave left in high spirits and is adamant "we didn't drain him - if that's what you're implying." No officers have implied this at any stage of the investigation. Richard and Elizabeth Walker are now over 115 and 110 years old respectively. Richard now has jet black hair, no wrinkles, if 6ft 5inches tall and recently led his local water polo team to a victory against Olympic class opponents. A hollowed of husk was found wearing blue jeans and a checked jumper 5 miles from the Walker residence but crumbled to dust when examiners approached it. The mystery continues.

The camera man over freed his neck at 6:52

When I see an asmr video with pre 90's video quality, I always know I'm in for a treat

Ahhh, the good old days when more than 10 people could get together in the same room.

Every single "person" in this video is an alien going "Yes this is how human male and human female rest their muscular system against gravity on planet earth yes indeed"

Why does this look like cult found footage

Bill Cosby sweaters will be provided for those without one.

“The Alexander Technique...is an educational process that was created to retrain habitual patterns of movement and posture. Alexander believed that poor habits in posture and movement damaged spatial self-awareness as well as health, and that movement efficiency could support overall physical well-being“. In case you were wondering...

4:58 - "I find your lack of faith disturbing, Dave."

I studied Alexander Technique in acting school and I ALWAYS got ASMR when my teacher would adjust me like this. It was the best! Soft spoken personal attention at its finest.

1:34 He's checking Dave for ripeness... lucky for Dave he wasn't ready.

Alexander technique practitioners seem to be a goldmine of relaxing voices

Came for the ASMR, stayed to experience one of the greatest collections of 70's knitwear ever assembled.

At 6:52 the person holding the camera, briefly succumbs to this gentle and pleasant sorcery.

6:28 C3PO deactivated in the background.

I've spent the past 30 years trying to let the neck be free, yet my head still weighs about 4.5 kilos. That's a lot, sitting on a little neck.

Man, you know I've watched too many ASMR videos when that guy said he was taught by Alexander HIMSELF and I gasped 😂

Dave has no idea what’s going on, Dave doesn’t care either. Be like Dave.

Freddy is the least accomplished cameraman whose work I’ve ever had the misfortune to try and focus on

I hate ASMR comment sections. I’m trying to sleep and yet I can’t stop laughing .

The hostages wear different clothes in different shots, indicating that this is a multi day ordeal.

The Alexander technique is often practiced by professional musicians, mostly classical musicians which have to practice every day for 8-10 hours sitting on a chair , and which need to be able to always give performances of absolute perfection. The Alexander technique includes more than just relaxation although it’s a very important part of it.

3:35 "Yes, yes, this body will do nicely when I transfer my soul into it."

Can’t believe we live in a world where the neck can’t be free

In a brief moment of carelessness, Dave stood up in the "usual" way. He was never seen again.

After they sacrificed and ate Dave I wonder what ever happened to his sweater?

What is this comment section, I've lost it 4 times already just reading these comments 😂

This comments section is gold. Thank you everyone!

1:50 Dave looks like a generic NPC character that you find in a barn in World of Warcraft that needs you to find his missing cow.

With all those little touches and soft movements and voices I would be collapsed on the floor!

I’m an alien, and this has some good tips on how to human properly when I go out in the skinsuit.

"I think I've had enough of you Dave".

What Nosferatu does at weekends

12 years later Dave hears a voice looming from the depths of a dark alley. "YOU SHOULD HAVE FREED YOUR NECK DAVE. YOU SHOULD HAVE FREED YOUR NECK. IT'S TOO LATE NOW DAVE. IT'S MUCH TOO LATE." (Camera fades to black as Dave screams)

So this is what the rectangle sandwich man is doing when he is not feeling peckish

I’m watching this at 4am trying to go back to sleep and had to go full screen because the comments made me laugh so much I was worried I’d wake the house up 😂

He was a quiet man, an artist.

Perhaps the real free neck is the friends we made along the way.

Dave wandered in by mistake and just went along with it. Dave got a free cup of tea so Dave was happy enough.

I’m sure they have their white Nike’s on order already, cuz their comet should be arriving shortly...

Finally! My newly lengthened arms fit my navy suit perfectly !!

You may find yourself sitting in a comfy chair. And you may ask yourself, how did I get here?

I freed my neck and now it's like 9 feet long bro

This was in the “before” times.

Dave looks like a man regretting a lot of life choices that led to this moment. Trapped eyes at the camera, the back not widening and trapped by the Cosby sweater. May the neck be free, unfortunately for Dave enough was done, and he never got to meet Lord Alexander.

Certain that the kindly old gentleman resides in a coffin when not furnishing us with forbidden knowledge.

I want to see the Jason Alexander technique, where you do the opposite of whatever posture comes naturally

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be... Unnatural

This is what we are all here for... 0:55 1:35 4:20 4:39 5:26 5:52 10:02

The guys voice was great and then the lady started talking.... good lord the tingles

How to sit in a chair and stand up, step by step video guide.

The People’s Temple of the Free Neck.

I literally watch this video over and over again. This is perfect ASMR for me, especially the women's voice 😴😌

Though this video can be one of the most calming videos I've ever seen posted, I can't help it for whenever I need a laugh at the same time I am most entertained by all of your most humorous and original commentaries!

This may seem odd to some, but this is a posture technique taught in quite a few performance schools. This is what’s known as the Alexander Technique. Helps with loosening the joints, bettering your posture, and overall allowing for more efficient movement. Developed for actors initially, it’s been adopted by classical musicians, and is sometimes taught to pregnant women and the elderly to help fight against back pain. I was taught the technique when I was in high school while in the honors choir. I’ve certainly slipped in some of the teachings but my posture still is great. I know because people often comment on how straight I stand and carry myself.

2:08 "I'm going to strangle you, you'll be very relaxed when you're unconscious."

6:24 "it all becomes much too serious" *loud male pleasure noise in the background*

Watching this - what the folks attending are responding to is the soft spoken instructions and the gentle placing of hands on their bodies by the instructors - it had a calming effect - and kept them coming back to attend these sessions.

I am in the process of refining this technique. I’m building a small flight of stairs, terminating right above my office chair so that I can climb the stairs and walk off the end. I theory, I will fall straight into the chair with my spine perfectly straight, vastly reducing the risks normally associated with entering a chair.

Dave's expression tells he already accepted he'd entered his final moments.

This makes The Exorcist feel like a Disney movie

This is a great addition to the Alexander ASMR series

this is more like a class on how to fall asleep sitting straight up

Emperor Palpatine starts a sitting cult ASMR

Love how after the neck is freed and the back is lengthened and widened, the neck and back have done neither.

That elderly couple were so beautifully well spoken . Xx

"Transmitting directions with my hands" is my new favorite way of showing someone how to do something.

Sure, this was relaxing in an odd way, but I enjoyed the string of comments best.... some of the funniest shit I’ve read in a while.

This Twin Peaks episode explains everything.

This is simultaneously relaxing and unsettling.

This looks like a found footage of a cult, and Dave is the sacrifice...

imagine playing musical chairs with this guy

I just want to hear him say something like “the master has retired to his chambers”

Dear old Dave is so polite. Beautifully executed though and so hypnotic to watch.

It's good to see the Grim Reaper has a hobby

it’s a technique developed in the 1890s for long term vocal volume dynamics, especially on stage in theater

The woman in blue is super zoned out by his voice. You can see it.

I think dianna dawson from the other Alexander technique video was trained by these two. Alot of there mannerisms are in her videos as well.

10:04: "It's important for the pupil not to be concentrating on what their teacher's hands are doing, but going on with their directions elsewhere" -- said the bishop to the actress

I've been hoping you'd do this one! I find a lot of the original video immensely relaxing and you cut out most of what startles me. Ty.

Dave - 'Can you please stop putting your hands around my neck like you're about to throttle me? ' Old man Hal 9000- 'I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that'

8:57 that’s gotta be one of the top 3 Walter Carrington jokes I’ve ever heard. Classic.

It's all good stuff and works. And yes the voices help you relax and re position as it were.

Dave smiled confidently as he knew he was an experienced student, not one of those newbies that doesn’t know how to stand up or sit down

“You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that lumpy blue sweater, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you don’t know is that that sweater is not just blue, it’s not turquoise, it’s not lapis, it’s actually cerulean.”

I never knew Voldemort could be so hypnotic.

4:44 “I guess this is when he kills me. He’s already drained all of my life essence. At least I wore my nicest sweater, here at the end of all things.”

Lindsey's giant sweater puppies have me all kinds of lengthening and widening

Even after 3 yrs I’m still convinced the old man is stealing their life force to keep himself going!

The expectant mother’s child is now 34 years old since the video was recorded.

Richard (‘Dick’) Walker (1911-1992), UK teacher of the Alexander Technique and Head of Training. Elisabeth Walker (1914-2013), British teacher of the Alexander Technique. Elisabeth and Dick gave lessons to Nikolaas Tinbergen and his family. (Tinbergen subsequently devoted half of his Nobel Prize Speech in 1973 to a praising description of the Alexander Technique.

“I’m being caressed by an elderly...”

That old woman’s voice is pure gold 🤤