Robbie Stanton 😂🥴

Robbie Stanton. This is the best comment on this video. Well done man, well done.

Well crafted comment.

😂😂😂😂👌prime comedy.

Khooooosh - Wood bucket, I'm your father! xD

CaptainSpicard My original comment was The Darth Vader of the crafting world, but you weren't far off mate! 😉

lol 6:19

"I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH IN MY WOODWORKING ABILITIES DISTURBING."

I'm altering the bucket. Prey I do not alter it any further.

Pssh. That's what basic people like you would consider amazing. Mine was carved over 10 generations by Swiss woodworkers using only their fingernails on every first Sunday of each month.

Otto Niittymäki 😁😁😂

Pssh! Amateurs! Mine was carved in a village along the Iberian peninsula by nine dwarve families who almost lost their entire lineage thrice to two world wars and a milk shortage in '78.

Under Bridge r/wooooosh

@Under Bridge Ever heard of a joke? You might also want to chill

John M And he sounds like he's really struggling to. He's to old to he doing that imo but good on him.

Morganthe well as long as you're able to you will never be too old to do something

He's probably fine with it relaxing people. He s making people happy and entertained/ interested

This was recorded in '92. Pretty sure he is not around any more, but if he was, he probably wouldn't mind.

As a woodworker let me tell you, I learn some new stuff from this man!

Yeah, now if they would only return that stolen Nazi loot!

@@PhilfreezeCH Please do a little more homework and you will find that your country held a lot of stolen valuables that were placed in Switzerland by the Nazi government at the time. Nazi Germany engaged in wartime transactions with your country, and Switzerland was a willing participant. Please read the link I included below and other sources online. It's a reality you should know about. If you choose to ignore it, the rest of the world is already aware of it as there as been so much light shed on this dark chapter of human history. www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/nazis/readings/sinister.html

Straw Berries Dude chill, were just safekeeping the gold until the rightful owner or an ancestor with a valid death certificate comes and collects it and if it just so happens that they didn’t get a valid death certificate because they died during the holocaust there is nothing we can do about it; policy is policy 🤷🏻‍♂️

@@thierrymine "Neutral" Switzerland established in 1291, home of the Knights Templar Egyptian pharaonic bloodline and their stolen cache of Jerusalem gold, bankrolled artist and forceful charismatic German orator and propagandist Adolph Hitler, to undertake the biggest heist of financial, physical and human capital ever seen, 1939-1945. The Bank for International Settlements was established in the early 1920s with a stated purpose of facilitating German WW1 reparations. Nothing was further from the truth. The Swiss Pharaohs using the BIS started to raid European countries for their wealth. In the late 1930s an enormous storehouse of oil was found in Saudi Arabia. The House of Windsor (UK monarchy, formerly 'Mountbatten', formerly 'Battenberg' Germans) quickly embraced Saudi Arabia as its vassal and the Swiss pharaohs of "neutral" Switzerland set up a shipping fleet (purportedly "aid" ships) that transported Saudi Arabian oil to Germany. A war would soon begin. The finance and the energy source had been found to protract a war between Pharaohs, by and on behalf of Pharaohs, for a half decade. The Swiss Pharaohs of the European and British elite families would begin their extermination of the common people, their slaves. Thus began World War II.

@@PhilfreezeCH Switzerland had nazi trains go through it and gave hitler tons of money when he visited. He left the swiss alone because he was with them and his money was there.

I agree. I've been watching this video off and on over the last few years. I enjoy specific sounds, people writing on chalkboards being one of my favorites; however, most of the videos I find the person writes or draws really really slow. I'm not sure why "slow" became the norm for ASMR. I remember loving the sound of my teachers writing on the chalkboard all the way back to early elementary school. It didn't help with learning as I would close my eyes and feel these waves of chills/tingles as the teacher wrote and spoke. And yeah, the weird awkward whispering is very off-putting to me; especially the women who are nasally and the whisper is uneven where it sounds kinda like their voice is cracking.

That's how I believe I first experienced ASMR. Not only the noises of him woodworking, but his normal speaking voice had this tone that could cause it, too. Whether it was telling stories, or anything that lasted a longer length of time than chitchat and I got it.

@@Knight-Bishop 6,who lûuufi

RZAJW playing with his wood no less

xD guys stoppp pls

@@AbsoluteAbsurd yes daddy

Trump said the same thing about putin

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Gave

I bet his grip was like a VISE

Yep, the shit is too hard for the toilet. That's why he needs the bucket.

Knight Gale Absolutely I bet he is fitter and stronger than the idiots who are Bitchin about his breathing.

It is possible to appreciate the man's labors but still dislike the editing done by another person which accentuates the breathing.

It's the microphones used for the recording. They might be boom mics which are designed to pick everything from a distance without hanging any around the set or around his neck. It's just professional sound equipment. Not cheap mics used on camera or video audio

I don't know. That doesn't soumd like me.

Bonnie & Clyde Ride we buy everything from China cuz dumb asses in America like to over regulate business

@@carrcorp2 or china can make shit dirt ass cheap for no money for workers.

@Bonnie & Clyde Ride as an American I can confirm 😆 also I try not to buy all my products from China because I'd feel guilty not supporting my local people.

Bonnie & Clyde Ride we’ll this whole problem started with over burdening the American business man with taxes and regulations which only big companies/corporations could afford. And yes certain things are ok to buy from China since saving money helps the economy. If you’re looking for quality then buying from China doesn’t make much sense

@Bonnie & Clyde Ride you do realize China is far more reliable in making real products than knock offs? Learn about economics before you speel off in a KZfaq video about a old man making a bucket

Lmfao

JamieA242 lmfao

Weezy isn't he lmfao

Clearly it's relaxing hence asmr title and channel

Must be bitch to remove

And these buckets are for decoration....not use. Buy the cheap plastics for actually washing the car....😎🍀🍀

Yup, prettymuch😂😂👌

Thank you

You won 🤣✌🏻

Gay

The old man breathing and working is not at all sexual hence yes, relaxing. The Hot girls get ones blood warm...hence, not at all relaxing, good but not relaxing. Nothing gay at all about it.

thanks:) I kind of realized that too, although I still like some "intentional ASMRtists", but mainly when they don't play a role...

My first experiences of ASMR were just watching people focusing on things like drawing, writing etc. The intentional stuff isn't bad but it's things like this that really relax me.

This is what real asmr is. The feelings you get from watching a natural act. That's why scientist researched it. They definitely didn't see people sucking microphones and thought "They're onto something!". I love tapping and mouths sounds etc but it has to be unintentional (or acted well). Most of the best asmr artists turn into people with 45 microphones ripping up sponges whilst tapping everything in the room to excess, it just annoys funk outta you .

I would (still do) listen to Bob Ross painting on here to relax & as a sleep aid. Didn't realize was ASMR until a friend told me. Did ASMR searches on here and didn't like all the popular ones (mostly hot hewers that suck at ASMR imo) felt too forced & fake. Switchscissors is a good, natural one. Korean Barber.

That wheezing loudly part on your comment made me burst into laughter and killed my relaxation hahahahaha i got tired of laughing and got sleepy, so it served it's purpose anyways

I'll buy ten as gifts for my entire family

omfg 😂😂😂

Don't forget "play ball" and "exsponzer"

Where can I buy one? I gots money 💰 💰 💰 💰

Shut up and take my money!!

Is Swiss German that much different from Standard German?

Luke yes

@@Skyggen24 It's not understandable for Germans at all. The words AND the accent are completely different from German.

😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂

He’s secretly the emperor.

Oh wow “ *almost* “ poor you -_- , need an ambulance?

"nemo!"

Prabytqp King what are you on about

@@Alninio He says, "Primo!" Which is like, "Very good!"

Seth R.C sounds good expect for the whole raising animals to take their stuff. I'm an animal rights activist and I can assure you animals were not put here to serve us. The eggs belong to the hens. The wool belongs to the sheep. And the cow needs her milk to feed her calf. Sorry for this response I just get upset sometimes.

Seth R.C sounds good expect for the whole raising animals to take their stuff. I'm an animal rights activist and I can assure you animals were NOT put here to serve us. The eggs belong to the hens. The wool belongs to the sheep. And the cow needs her milk to feed her calf. Sorry for this response I just get upset sometimes.

Otakun The vegan They don't mind. Eggs are some of the best foods for protein, and wool is one of the best materials for string and cloth. I'm fine with veganism, and if I could survive on a vegan diet, I would consider it. But raising happy, healthy animals is faultless as I see it. If not, where do you draw the line? Is it okay to have pets? Is it okay to interfere with animals at all? Hens can lay useless, infertile eggs, and you would waste them? Milk cows with no calf produce milk as long as you milk them, and you would just choose to give that up? Animals are not consciously thinking "I hate that guy, he takes my useless eggs", or "he milks my udders". That's akin to saying that your dog understands you when you speak to him. They don't. They respond as they have been trained to, genetically and in life. I think veganism is an honorable lifestyle, but it's not for me.

Eggs do not have protein that's a myth from egg farmers and company's. If you take a cows milk you need to separate the calf from the mother and that is a horrible thing to do. If you take a sheeps wool they can freeze and even die in winter and that's the time most farmers sheer them. And hens may eat their own eggs as a source of food for themselves. Bees make honey to feed themselves and bee farmers kill their own bees after honey season is over. Please do not exploit animals, they were not put here for you.

Otakun The vegan I just got trolled, didn't I? Dang.

Carr869 ... I think hes dead.. this was back in 94 he looks to had been in his 70's.. but yes mad respect! 😉

I just did a silent muttley laugh about 3min straight from that...couldn't breathe haha

@@just4youtube245 Same. I died, in fact. Still relaxed, though.

Oh god loool.

Play Ball!

Neymar😂

@@ahuman449 Nemo*

yup. ouvih Neymar* The name of the Brazilian football player.

@@ahuman449 I will hurt you

Primo

thanks, it's ok - it's fun to restart at (almost) zero :D

“Soo!”

Selbi Inkille soohoo

So...

I literally do not remember writing this comment wtf

@@AbsoluteAbsurd probably you where high

Fnm_ Javier lmao

Put that bucket over your head and you'll find where my comment went.

@@kryptkeeper457 the roasts tho.

There has got to be a better way to roast somone?

There is but where is the satisfaction in that? Knowing that you made something can be quite uplifting.

x)