Unlikely chat-up lines | Mock the Week - BBC Two
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Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis examine the events of the week
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@docking9532 6 жыл бұрын
"Your father must have been a thief. AND IM GONNA CATCH HIM, IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO YOUR FATHERS GOING TO PRISON!"
@oreotink3979 5 жыл бұрын
I love that one
@syedmuntaqimrashid9957 5 жыл бұрын
Don’t get it
@Baiko 5 жыл бұрын
@@syedmuntaqimrashid9957 It subverts a well-known, super cheesy pickup line "Your father must have been a thief, because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."
@nailarahman2420 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly all my friends would say this
@theruthmyster 5 жыл бұрын
Syed Muntaqim Rashid you and me both
@pippa8726 4 жыл бұрын
americans: british boys are so charming and cute british boys:
@runningfromabear8354 4 жыл бұрын
First conversation my parents had, my Dad told my Mum about getting the shit kicked out of him and his mate when his mate slagged off a rugby players girlfriend. But... he did make her laugh.
@Thawhid 4 жыл бұрын
@@runningfromabear8354 kk😂
@runningfromabear8354 4 жыл бұрын
@@Thawhid Are you suggesting he wasn't charming and cute? 😜
@antonymilne1346 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, if someone has a stupid sense of humure these work!
@davidvegas6112 4 жыл бұрын
This is glorious, I've been looking for "good chat up lines for girls to guys" for a while now, and I think this has helped. Have you heard people talk about - Venevelyn Female Fornify - (search on google ) ? Ive heard some great things about it and my buddy got amazing success with it.
@alex-fs9yt 4 жыл бұрын
*"Hey girl you must be tired, cause you look real tired. Get some rest, lady!"* 😂😂😂😂
@abseiduk 3 жыл бұрын
Hey girl you look tired because you been running in my mind all day.
@ryshow9118 3 жыл бұрын
He killed me with that one
@maijapoppanen218 3 жыл бұрын
That's the best one from this video 😁
@plestrange511 3 жыл бұрын
I fact i knew this was going to be Nish b4 i watched the video 😂
@technicplayer7299 7 жыл бұрын
The parking ticket joke was hilarious!
@lawsyjnr_7740 7 жыл бұрын
that guys from football daily
@RICHSTERGAMING 7 жыл бұрын
Lawsyjnr _ the football Republic
@Tezureck 7 жыл бұрын
will he quit the KZfaq channel job and get a job at the BBC?
@barvdw 6 жыл бұрын
He had some good jokes, but I didn't really appreciate that one.
@obama8814 6 жыл бұрын
TechnicPlayer 72 no
@theghost6244 6 жыл бұрын
*nope should have gone to specsavers*
@Munki 6 жыл бұрын
Yao Ming that line slayed.
@Cinedragon 5 жыл бұрын
Savage!
@gameronna8600 5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was specs service? XD
@SiliconBong 5 жыл бұрын
Specsavers have some shit products; just FYI: OPSM have much better quality.
@moaoun1304 5 жыл бұрын
Yank here, what’s the joke??
@thomasmahoney4991 5 жыл бұрын
"You don't look like you did through the binoculars" then that smile, just brilliant from Hugh Dennis
@tombstoneharrystudios584 5 жыл бұрын
Thomas Mahoney comedy legend!
@ethiopiandancinggoatherder7894 4 жыл бұрын
Very funny, it’s not stalking if they give in!!
@passerbytanuki2456 3 жыл бұрын
First time seeing him but he's a genius! This one send me 🤣
@saileshkumar9529 3 жыл бұрын
Can anyone please explain ?
@thomasmahoney4991 3 жыл бұрын
@@saileshkumar9529 the idea is that he has been stalking her before the 1st date through binoculars so it ruins it when he says that
@kelseywu4319 4 жыл бұрын
I love how James does a little dance when he's trying to be charismatic
@FunniesRS 3 жыл бұрын
but why does it work blissfully? XD
@oracle7017 3 жыл бұрын
And Failing!
@misialubiejewska2041 6 жыл бұрын
'i like my men like i like... women' lmao same i got u girl
@tinman8311 5 жыл бұрын
4 some?
@tinman8311 5 жыл бұрын
@Nik lol yeah okay cool... we'll wait patiently for her answer then
@xFinalxArenox 5 жыл бұрын
@@tinman8311 3 months in.... i think she's dead
@sarahelster6835 4 жыл бұрын
Prime bi energy
@dorothyanngoh184 4 жыл бұрын
@@sarahelster6835 i think it works for aces too
@jamesthewizard98 7 жыл бұрын
James Acaster is awesome.
@bubbly912 7 жыл бұрын
James Wilson he's fantastic ☺
@walks316 6 жыл бұрын
Not really
@DunkdaHunk 6 жыл бұрын
Just cause you're not mentally adept enough to understand his humour.
@elvinimali706 6 жыл бұрын
He's utter dogshit. He just rambles about a load of bollocks
@Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1 6 жыл бұрын
Nah, even Milton or ed is better than him!
@mattmerchant3524 6 жыл бұрын
This surely has to be one of the best rounds - all of them had a funny joke and there was no weak link - plus there must have been 6 or 7 REALLY funny ones!
@44BlueFoxes 6 жыл бұрын
I was crying three jokes in, that never happens usually.
@CliftonPhotographer 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely, I just got in a rut of watching these and this is like my 40th one and it was the best!
@baylinkdashyt 2 жыл бұрын
It sure as hell was...
@jimwantsaliens Жыл бұрын
Agreed. I think this is a contender for the best ever Scenes We'd Like To See
@burner8504 Жыл бұрын
James, Nish and the bird were shit as usual
@MrRyang2001 7 жыл бұрын
Dara's laugh makes it 10 times better😂😂😂
@Inghamproductions 7 жыл бұрын
Ryan_cfc o
@jamesdeane280 6 жыл бұрын
Ryan_cfc Gives it the seal of approval 😂
@piparoni4842 5 жыл бұрын
I miss robot wars
@thesurgeon6473 7 жыл бұрын
This was the best episode of this show for years
@DomenBremecXCVI 6 жыл бұрын
The Surgeon I feel like the guy in a white shirt brings something much needed to it.
@jacksonbrown4112 6 жыл бұрын
That's tragic
@thesurgeon6473 6 жыл бұрын
Jackson Brown - You're also extremely late
@perceptoshmegington3371 6 жыл бұрын
What, since Frankie Boyle was on it? Mock The Week has been shite since then.
@thesurgeon6473 6 жыл бұрын
Percepto Shmegington - Thanks for your input. You'd only know that if you watched it, and you wouldn't watch it if it was shite. Pointless comment
@pyanbredersen1235 6 жыл бұрын
"Hey girl, are you the Bible? Because I'll misinterpret everything you say to fit my needs"
@MrBraddles3128 6 жыл бұрын
You win at Internetting.
@beatricecringecultureisdea4997 5 жыл бұрын
w h e e z e
@k3nechi572 5 жыл бұрын
well that's blasphemous
@Sergeantmajormario 4 жыл бұрын
@64Fabby That moment when your retorts aren't even humerous
@Sergeantmajormario 4 жыл бұрын
@64Fabby Not exactly the most creative person in the world, are you?
@fiteme6925 6 жыл бұрын
ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE RED THE SKY IS RED I AM BLEEDING IN MY EYES
@elliotyamamoto38 5 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE RED
@Jay-lr3me 5 жыл бұрын
That was so dumb it made me laugh out loud 😂
@hazeltree7738 4 жыл бұрын
Roses are red Violets are red You are red The sky is red It's the solar apocalypse Everything is red Oh god help me
@lucille3549 4 жыл бұрын
IN YOUR EYES
@ThunderstruckElectronix 3 жыл бұрын
What's the name of that dude
@yjh031 3 жыл бұрын
That “Get some rest, lady!” Had me cackling😂😂
@mdntctyvlcn 6 жыл бұрын
James, Ed, and Rhys should have their own buddy TV sitcom.
@ItIsEllieTheElephant 6 жыл бұрын
100% would watch
@YuriNator557 5 жыл бұрын
james and ed have their own podcast now i think
@jacobwy9795 4 жыл бұрын
I don't like Rhys
@maddiehewitt1057 6 жыл бұрын
I love how James always makes Dara really laugh
@bluelit4830 8 ай бұрын
He’s the most uncunny funt
@JudgementPlays 7 жыл бұрын
Rhys James should be on here more often.
@janmaciejewski6129 6 жыл бұрын
He's quite funny but unfortunately uses his previous stand--up material quite a lot
@s1lun 6 жыл бұрын
TheProcrastinatingWolf watch football republic
@JudgementPlays 6 жыл бұрын
I do. That's how I know him.
@munrom93 6 жыл бұрын
TheProcrastinatingWolf I
@munrom93 6 жыл бұрын
TheProcrastinatingWolf Ij
@andrewpark2563 7 жыл бұрын
0:35 One of the funniest things I've ever heard
@n1kurd 5 жыл бұрын
Can you explain this joke please
@_t.m_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@n1kurd The original/well known version of the pick up line is something like "Your father must have been a thief, , because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes" so his joke placed a twist on that.
@n1kurd 4 жыл бұрын
@@_t.m_ thanks mate
@TanyaTurner06 7 жыл бұрын
I found Hugh's first one funnier than I should 😂
@pewdiepiesmosh2055 7 жыл бұрын
TanyaTurner06 i couldnt understand what he said can you tell me
@TanyaTurner06 7 жыл бұрын
Pewdiepie smosh 'Nope. Should have gone to spec savers'
@shak9558 6 жыл бұрын
Pewdiepie smosh basically she's ugly and he should have gotten his eyes tested before looking at her
@carlisroy6666 4 жыл бұрын
@@pewdiepiesmosh2055 Specsavers is a shop in the UK that performs eye tests and sells prescription glasses.
@johnmartinez7440 3 жыл бұрын
How funny "should" you have found it?
@MidNiteParis 6 жыл бұрын
Love James' delivery. This is probably one of my favourite Scenes We'd Like To See rounds.
@riverstyx97 3 жыл бұрын
"hey girl you must be tired because you look real tired get some rest lady" has me in stitches every time
@thedarksidealwayswin 7 жыл бұрын
A wonderful time to share a comment I saw online: I like my men like I like my coffee, nowhere near my genitals
@impossibleeatable501 5 жыл бұрын
From_ashes_to_fire I like my men like I like my whiskey Straight
@rhia7883 5 жыл бұрын
@@impossibleeatable501 just like james charles
@captainwhiskas8538 4 жыл бұрын
I like my coffee like I like my women. Without other guys dick in
@stitches768 5 жыл бұрын
2:03, the more times I watch it the funnier it gets. Is it just me? Because I was in tears when I'd listened to that for the 10th time 😂
@simon4632 5 жыл бұрын
“get some rest lady” lol
@ech-pi-el 7 жыл бұрын
YOUR FATHERS GOING TO PRISON
@1liamstar 6 жыл бұрын
What’s his name?
@davidbaird4606 6 жыл бұрын
liam barton James Acaster
@BeingBeaden 7 жыл бұрын
"kinky stuff in clogs" cracked me up 😂😂😂
@patrickbonham949 4 жыл бұрын
😆😂
@loriwhite8501 3 жыл бұрын
Her partner is Dutch
@petermcdonald4973 4 жыл бұрын
"Your father must have been a thief... And I am going to catch him if it's the last thing I do, your father's going to prison!" 😂😂😂
@millsr21 5 жыл бұрын
*“you don’t look like you did through the binoculars”*
@jordancooney9619 7 жыл бұрын
hey! it's the football fuck ups guy
@gabsimich7597 7 жыл бұрын
jordan cooney yeah haha he's the reason I clicked on this
@thesurgeon6473 7 жыл бұрын
williamsk011 He's a standup comedian. He didn't start off on KZfaq
@MarcLesan 7 жыл бұрын
I like him more now.
@liamkelly8246 7 жыл бұрын
Rhys James
@ciaranfarry6648 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah I noticed that too
@moxgirl5 5 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best rounds EVER, nearly every single joke was hilarious!
@NosajKnows 7 жыл бұрын
Yo, that guy in the white shirt is actually really funny. What's his name? Also, James is a genius.
@thesurgeon6473 7 жыл бұрын
Nosaj Rhys James
@FrancoisDressler 6 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@sebd3560 4 жыл бұрын
+Nosaj rhys james
@jacobwy9795 4 жыл бұрын
Rhys James
@johnmartinez7440 3 жыл бұрын
No one was wearing a white shirt?
@beingsocialwasnevermyforte 4 жыл бұрын
“i’m so lonely *god i’m so lonely* “
@shaunna1912 4 жыл бұрын
"Get some rest lady" 🤣🤣😂
@Tildybean42 5 жыл бұрын
"I like my men like I like... women." Yep sorry but I'm using that one
@ItIsEllieTheElephant 6 жыл бұрын
Glad Rhys James is getting the attention he deserves! Always thought he was hilarious 😂
@thegreathufflepuff7877 5 жыл бұрын
That parking ticket joke. I'm weak😂😂😂😂😂
@johnmartinez7440 3 жыл бұрын
This was possibly the best round I've ever seen. Huge laughs for every joke.
@Chebab-Chebab 7 жыл бұрын
You could be a model... for Weightwatchers.
@duraab27 7 жыл бұрын
"Nope, should've gone to Specsavers!" - Best part yet!
@Luke-ut4ep 6 жыл бұрын
James acaster and Hugh may just save this show
@Afroman764 6 жыл бұрын
John Smith Hugh’s been trying to save the show since Rory and Frankie left. He’s finally got some help
@tnzn4951 5 жыл бұрын
Hugh is the reason I still watch, just the delivery of his lines makes it so bloody hilarious
@LiamEFC. 5 жыл бұрын
rhys is really good as well I think
@NorthernSeaWitch Жыл бұрын
Well that comment aged badly. Rip mtw.
@tedhendey9005 7 жыл бұрын
My entry: "Do these napkins smell like chloroform to you?"
@sheepception2049 7 жыл бұрын
I thought it was pretty good...
@drquirk2023 7 жыл бұрын
Ted Hendey You copied it from Jimmy Carr
@Dragonair08 7 жыл бұрын
it's way older than Mrs Brown's Boys and older than when Jimmy Carr said it. It's funny either way.
@dejavu1948 7 жыл бұрын
Ted Hendey I laughed way too hard at this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@fox2569 6 жыл бұрын
That's been done.
@Danwell86 3 жыл бұрын
This whole skit is amazing. Not a single weak link
@charlotteleto6500 5 жыл бұрын
My favourite from mock the week will always be “roses are red, violets are red, the grass is all red shit the gardens of fire” 😂😂
@TonyHavenMusic 4 жыл бұрын
Daras snort laugh at the your fathers going to prison joke is so good haha 😂
@zgblanche1815 4 жыл бұрын
The bi joke paired with the bi flag colors in the background just really sent it home hskdhsm
@danielredmond6101 6 жыл бұрын
I died at the Brexit one. Best episode in a while.
@nomore5668 5 жыл бұрын
Brexit jokes are the ones the worst comedians do. Everyone can make a shit Brexit joke, as demonstrated by the shit comedian.
@amberlily_ 4 жыл бұрын
_you know it's gonna be good when you see james acaster_
@rusticgiraffe4262 5 жыл бұрын
As an American who’s never even heard of this show, this is my new favorite thing.
@gcurtis8512 7 жыл бұрын
My entry, "Do you like the music of showaddywaddy?"
@mdntctyvlcn 6 жыл бұрын
Moonimoop The supreme Well dammit, Hugh really should've pulled that joke. I miss his Showaddywaddy jokes. 😞
@youngdolo8 6 жыл бұрын
He doesn't do them anymore. I really shouldn't have to explain why.
@cadkls 6 жыл бұрын
Sergeant Goldust I don't know why, please explain.
@cadkls 6 жыл бұрын
Johan Sjöö Ferm I thought he already knew that and that was the reason he was making the jokes in the first place
@cadkls 6 жыл бұрын
Johan Sjöö Ferm I thought he already knew that and that was the reason he was making the jokes in the first place. Also, nice to know your second name is a lake.
@thepeacetimebookclub3029 6 жыл бұрын
Acaster is on another level.
@dez3540 3 жыл бұрын
Rhys' last one was savage 😂
@ghostcrystal7930 5 жыл бұрын
“I can read your face like an open book... specifically the Call of Cthulhu”
@darthvader2812 2 жыл бұрын
James, Hugh and Dara are just brilliant.
@phunkymind23 6 жыл бұрын
"So, do you come here often?" "Well, if I stare at those strippers for long enough, yes."
@akrai94 6 жыл бұрын
The prison line had me on the floor.
@joshm2274 2 жыл бұрын
This is the most fun I’ve ever seen Dara have on this show.
@flocowley432 7 жыл бұрын
James Acastar is hilarious
@Games_and_Music 6 жыл бұрын
So his chat up line would work on you? Because, not only is your father a thief that should be in prison. Your mother must have been an angel, that fell from heaven and now she has to pay for her sins! YOUR PARENTS ARE CRIMINALS!
@dylanf2980 4 жыл бұрын
This is my unlikely chat line "Roses are red Get in my van"
@rinisfriendnotfood786 6 жыл бұрын
"Nope, should have gone specsavers" I died 😂😂😂😂
@acecake2052 5 жыл бұрын
James Acaster probably has the best delivery of any comedian.
@Master_Petes_Theater 5 жыл бұрын
Love Hugh! But all of them were stellar in this scene! 👍👏😂
@Therock18 3 жыл бұрын
One of the best clips for quality of jokes. So many to choose from
@no1bandfan 3 жыл бұрын
So many bangers in this set.
@MrBraddles3128 6 жыл бұрын
People talking about James Acaster saving this when most of them had hilarious lines. Mkay.
@pacjabpategg2833 7 жыл бұрын
Best show- good so see the f*ck up guy making waves
@Denis-89 7 жыл бұрын
Don't know if it i because I'm tired or it's Friday or both, bur I laughed at every joke!
@TheCheesyNachos 7 жыл бұрын
"And at number one, it's Arsenal"
@thesurgeon6473 7 жыл бұрын
The Cheesy Nachos What does that even mean?
@user.10. 7 жыл бұрын
First Name Surname It’s a joke about a KZfaq series called “Top ten fuck ups of the week” which is football related (hence why he said Arsenal) and Rhys James hosts it.
@thesurgeon6473 7 жыл бұрын
Rogue Electro It's not really relevant to "unlikely chat-up lines" though is it
@user.10. 7 жыл бұрын
First Name Surname Considering the host is in this video, I’d say it’s kinda relevant.
@ggeverytime6760 6 жыл бұрын
Rogue Electro must be an arsenal fan😂
@user-ep5cc3cj2v 5 жыл бұрын
the loyalty card one has me crying😂😂
@musefan12345 6 жыл бұрын
lost it at “your dad must of been a thief”
@scottyh8494 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant.
@nerdwreck 6 жыл бұрын
lots of good advise! thanks!
@pollycon 4 жыл бұрын
so many things... but "like my coffee always getting my name wrong", had em cracked up
@Showmetheevidence- 7 жыл бұрын
One of their best rounds
@onenightblitz 2 жыл бұрын
3:09 the fact this was recorded in 2017 makes PERFECT sense
@OldRaver 5 жыл бұрын
‘You look like a million dollars, not as impressive as 10 years ago’. 😂😂 (Took me a second or two to get that one)
@jackhind1586 4 жыл бұрын
1:16 literally killed me
@tombstonerforever9374 4 жыл бұрын
RIP
@charlieowen3200 5 жыл бұрын
I've watched this so many times and I still laugh at James' joke about her dad going to prison
@fatbelly27 3 жыл бұрын
James is just different class.
@johnathonf1 6 жыл бұрын
LOVE this one!!!!
@professionalmemeenthusiast2117 7 жыл бұрын
2:34 Frankie Boyle version: To be honest, I'd put I together with anything just to keep it away from H and V.
@lilypond8798 7 жыл бұрын
Hugh's the best.
@majorali242 6 жыл бұрын
That's what she wanted, but i'm small.
@Glyvenator 3 жыл бұрын
All of them were on point in this video
@enzyl6181 4 жыл бұрын
0:16 fact: Ed literally stands for Erectile Dysfunction
@elsmell 5 жыл бұрын
JAMES ACASTER I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
@DollOfTheDamned 5 жыл бұрын
Eleanor Xoxo YES, HE IS SUCH A TREASURE TROVE OF FUNNY AND CUTENESS!
@ellademore1506 2 жыл бұрын
“Your father's going to prison!” Best. Line. Ever.
@BarackObamaJedi 2 жыл бұрын
a close tie to *air quotes * "get off your lips!"
@eccentricpickle2127 5 жыл бұрын
Rhys James is just too funny 😂😂😂😂
@elvisleeboy 4 жыл бұрын
To 95% of the commenters: We heard it in the video, thanks.
@EzraDair 5 жыл бұрын
Look at how Ed reacts to James jokes . The man is in love with him
@DollOfTheDamned 5 жыл бұрын
Ezra Daßer THEY ARE TOO CUTE.
@oludotunjohnshowemimo434 5 ай бұрын
Hugh's first joke, simple and short but absolutely funny.
@kjamison5951 11 ай бұрын
James comes out with some of the most surreal things. It’s no wonder everyone else cracks up!
@CliftonPhotographer 4 жыл бұрын
"You're the most beautiful woman I've seen in 20 years. Yeah prison was tough!"
@VoltzPlayer 6 жыл бұрын
They forgot the classic: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pornhub is down, Your facebook will do.
@TheUKNutter 6 жыл бұрын
Elliot Day Where’s that one from?
@tanker4516 6 жыл бұрын
TheUKNutter SovietWomble
@tnzn4951 5 жыл бұрын
@@tanker4516 I mean he probably didn't originally make that up, he also probably stole it from somewhere and so on
@nigelb5341 2 жыл бұрын
....can't believe I'm still watching this clip, and it gets funnier each time!
@ricshmitz83 4 жыл бұрын
1:37 - the Hugh Dennis shoot down is a killer
@India.H 6 жыл бұрын
Four seasons ago one of the suggestions would've been "Hello, I'm Dara O Briain."
@petercasnocha5340 7 жыл бұрын
i like my women like i like a coffe ... black and free trade :)
@DanTheStripe 7 жыл бұрын
An old Lee Mack joke...I like my women like I like my coffee - from the corner of the street, and I'm not willing to pay more than £2.50...
@steffan147 7 жыл бұрын
I like my women how I like my coffee... without a penis.
@thesultanofbrunei7983 7 жыл бұрын
Steffan Kitchener Are you saying some people prefer coffee with penises?
@d1v1k40 6 жыл бұрын
I read the first like as he said it.
@liamstreet4834 6 жыл бұрын
Learn how to spell Coffee, you 'bean'
@AngusJones 6 жыл бұрын
All of these were great for once
@jacksonbova9923 6 жыл бұрын
Acaster is golden
@theluckiesteh9058 7 жыл бұрын
My Entry: "I Love my Women like I love my Chocolate: Smooth, Brown & With Nuts!"
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