Up The Ramp!! | Miami Boat Ramps

Up The Ramp!! | Miami Boat Ramps | 79th Street

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Ай бұрын

Welcome to the Miami Boat Ramps channel. We are dedicated to bringing you all the craziness that goes on at the boat ramps in South Florida! Sit back and enjoy the show!
Ramps we currently cover: 79st (La 79!) / Black Point Marina / Haulover
We are working on adding 2 more ramps to the roster. Stay tuned!
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Disclaimer : We receive a ton of emails and messages from people telling us we filmed them at the ramp this past weekend and they want to know when the video will air. This is not a question we can typically answer. We film from three or more ramps every week and have a massive back log of content and sometime it could be weeks or months after an event occurs before we air the video. We put stuff out as fast as we can but we only air three videos a week and in a typical weekend get 6-10 episodes worth of content meaning we get content faster then we can air it. Thanks for watching and just be sure to keep watching looking for your content it will air but probably not immediately after it happens!

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@Endor2001 Ай бұрын

Thank you for including the actual background noise so we can hear everything. Much appreciated. I cant believe they tried to take that boat up the ramp. 😂

@TomCat13461 Ай бұрын

5:14 I think the "mechanical problem" is between the wheel and the throttle, if you get what I mean.

@artlife6210 Ай бұрын

Miami does it best 😂😂😂

@edwardhugus2772 Ай бұрын

Between the Left and right ears......

@edwardhugus2772 Ай бұрын

Dock to blue boat: Come on and DOCK HERE Captains brain: ERROR 404, File not found.......

@RudyF6 Ай бұрын

I don't know why you don't see more people using a boat hook. We've had one on board since I was a kid - and now I'm an old man!

@FJB2016 Ай бұрын

Agreed. My son always grabs the boat hook just in case when we are docking.

@RANGERIZZY Ай бұрын

he hit the concrete,if you ask me .

@thatotherguy1 Ай бұрын

That last boat is a fine example of a Online Captain's License graduate. Calling him Captain is like calling me Dr.

@andrewp7509 Ай бұрын

Like calling Jill a doctore .p

@saberridge6867 Ай бұрын

You give some of these people too much credit for having mechanical issues when I think it's more likely a combo of moron + alcohol

@socal33 Ай бұрын

He hit it. Pivoting on the bow.

@Traildude193 Ай бұрын

Broncos guru love your videos they make me laugh all the time.😊

@robbiehakstor806 Ай бұрын

Sorry, I couldn't concentrate on the boat...😮😊

@Eighty8Fitter Ай бұрын

Same dude, one hell of a trunk

@kurtis105 16 күн бұрын

Simps

@shnill Ай бұрын

Got that cake

@jtfuller5624 Ай бұрын

@shnill If I had that red in the boat w/ me, I would have beached the damn thing😂. Jesus what a dime! Beautiful thing just a bouncing.

@drunkn4769 Ай бұрын

thanks to people like this california makes us get boat licneses

@rawleydavis8881 Ай бұрын

Are they not required in Florida?

@floridagirl386 Ай бұрын

@@rawleydavis8881not before birth year 88

@floridagirl386 Ай бұрын

@@rawleydavis8881granted it’s a safety course not a license

@dennislockhart7290 Ай бұрын

Did anybody see that dump truck on that boat... 😮

@treashurehunter800 Ай бұрын

That kid wrapped that line around the front so many times I laffed now that's committed.

@richstiner7404 Ай бұрын

That last boat looked like a twin with one engine out. I don't know how a twin jet handles with one engine out, but I bet you have to do some goofy looking stuff when trying to dock.

@Rb23344 Ай бұрын

He’s trying to look to cool with his gear shifting 😂 too funny

@andrewp7509 Ай бұрын

He a big time credit card captain,style first babyyy

@jvjoe4376 Ай бұрын

For sure he hit the ramp. That's what saved him.

@arribaficationwineho32 Ай бұрын

Boathook and line!

@GoatsAndChickens123 7 күн бұрын

It looks like wifey is going to step to the bow and be like, “Yo, give me that stick. Let me work it and see if I can get us on.” Don’t tell me that wasn’t on purpose.

@andrewp7509 Ай бұрын

My man driving it like hes in a Kia on the jersey shore "fist pump"

@artlife6210 Ай бұрын

lol its always a great show in Miami, the place surrounded by water where only 5% of people are mentally capable enough to operate a vessel or a truck and trailer...or even a piece of rope for that matter😂😂😂

@haunter_1845 Ай бұрын

How to operate a boat like it's a car to impress potential mates 101.

@Zzrdemon6633 Ай бұрын

Why would he not leave the PWC in its host boat? It would keep it a float and pull it out with the boats trailer!

@garygolfer3243 Ай бұрын

There are questions at a boat ramp that will never be answered. 👍

@russellstewart5414 Ай бұрын

That’s what I’m thinking. The jetski docks into the host boat . I must be missing something here. As the host seems to be floating fine , worse case is to lash both together. I’m curious

@Lynchfan88 Ай бұрын

O.K, 41 seconds in if he doesn't hit the actual concrete of that ramp he was damn close.

@willtell7023 Ай бұрын

Lept saying the Yamaha boat having some sort of mechanical problem. It could be do not know what they are doing. That has my vote. LOL

@jrking178 Ай бұрын

Yup that will work.😂

@FATHERSOFBASS Ай бұрын

4:33 he’s drunk it’s what’s going on hahha😂😂😂🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

@drjekelmrhyde Ай бұрын

Her BBL is making the boat act that way

@cradz4979 Ай бұрын

The gaudy neck chain on the clown at the beginning 😂🤡

@ericwright3382 14 сағат бұрын

I would rather see wealth in a necklace and boat, over a front yard full of broken down Chevy's.

@100GTAGUY Ай бұрын

All hail the Navigational Boat Hook of 79th St! Who needs a competent captain when you got one of those and three people to use it? Lmao Im just glad the entry to aviation isnt quite as accessible as boating and driving is. Seems they're giving licenses to anyone with a pulse and money for the fees.

@AbNomal621 Ай бұрын

Almost every episode makes me wonder how many of those driving the boat are drunk.

@timfrederick9992 5 күн бұрын

Booty shorts needs to put the phine down and grab a dock line and help out

@KevinJohnson-ge5xs Ай бұрын

If you watch the stern of the SX210, only one engine was running, and unless the cap is a total ... it seemed the operating engine would only idle or blast.

@dwawa23 Ай бұрын

The boat with the ski is called a Sealver Waveboat

@christopher4207 Ай бұрын

0:09, 1:17 It's pretty clear who wears the pants in that relationship! Hell, as we approached the dock, my wife would have had a bow line in her hands and offering assistance wherever she could, instead of barking out orders like that princess. smdh...

@jonboatnationandstuff3301 Ай бұрын

Can you tell what make and model the first boat was?

@christopherfarrell9227 Ай бұрын

Pretty sure that looked like the problem was with their c.a.p. component on the vessel.

@xx-pm5if Ай бұрын

HOGZILLA

@armusc757 Ай бұрын

Holy guacamole had no idea there are Soo many googans out there. 🤦🤦

@100GTAGUY Ай бұрын

Are googans akin to bogans?

@ganbramor Ай бұрын

First video, lady in red, took her long to get off her phone and participate in the world around her.

@detangojet Ай бұрын

Power trim?

@RupertFoulmouth Ай бұрын

Less time on hair gel and spray tan and more time at captain's school. At least she is sporting ample fenders, fore and aft.

@brucem6442 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@holeeshietpyro4072 Ай бұрын

is that the situation with the red cake cakes?

@alexcawthorne811 Ай бұрын

I love to see the incompetence of US boat owners.

@danpiraino Ай бұрын

You cannot tow certain Sea-Doo's & Jet-Skis without the engine running.

@Dagotown Ай бұрын

She was bad!

@user-gn9wr3fw6c Ай бұрын

That guy in theYamaha simply can’t and shouldn’t drive a boat

@garygolfer3243 Ай бұрын

Yeah, that captain in the blue shirt is incompetent and definitely not boating material. He needs to find land-based recreation.

@sAILIN817 Ай бұрын

That jet boat has a steering cable that is failing

@claytoncoolidge992 Ай бұрын

i was coming to put that it was pretty clear he didn't have steering or very very limited steering and was having to use the torque twist to turn at all

@Finn-FrenchGaming Ай бұрын

I have only seen this in America, far too many amateurs with boats. If you can't handle a boat, be mature enough to admit it and take lessons.

@mjodr Ай бұрын

I can't cringe any harder when I watch these.

@christopherwatson283 Ай бұрын

? They after Attention.

@craigmolson1407 Ай бұрын

Glad non of these guys have a inboard boat 🤦‍♂️

@fishheds Ай бұрын

Dad needs to lay off the caffemphetamine

@akshonclip Ай бұрын

Definition of a Credit Card Captain. It also looks like he Motor Boats often. (•)(•)

@WhiskeyGulf71 Ай бұрын

I don’t think you could do a worse job of docking as that last boat ! Even if you had never driven anything in your life, I feel like you could do better than this guy. It was like he didn’t want to dock. Boats can be tricky when wind & currents play their hand but the control principals are very basic.

@scott0902 Ай бұрын

Question about these videos, which I am addicted to. Why is it that 99% of the time the husband is driving and the wife has the lines? Seems that it should be the opposite, as the husband will typically be taller (thus longer reach) and stronger (able to pull the boat to the dock).

@762BLACKOPS Ай бұрын

Captain should never leave the helm unless 100% safe to do so (boat is secured) I usually do the same, the boat is floating so its not heavy at all for my wife to pull

@scott0902 Ай бұрын

I guess my question is why the wife is not the captain for docking with the husband on the lines?

@762BLACKOPS Ай бұрын

She might not know how to maneuver the boat, which is a good thing to know as if anything happens to the cap, there is a backup

@davidrose9955 Ай бұрын

My wife is the captain and she won't let me use a boat hook.

@100GTAGUY Ай бұрын

@@scott0902 are you familiar with truth in stereotypes?