I LOVE that none of the fights are 100% clean because Little Mac intrinsically adds an infraction to each matchup because of his age

Seems like the only two rules of the WVBA are as follows: *1:* Wear boxing gloves. *2:* Don't kill your opponent.

Little Macs infractions is literally the basis of “Aren’t you a little young to be boxing?”

Its makes me unreasonably happy that the last opponent you face (sandman) plays the most fair with a whopping 0 infractions

I love that a solid half of these are "who let this literal child in the ring"

The fact that he was too young to fight in all of these fights implies he did all of that within a year.

I love to imagine use of magic as an actual specific Infraction in actual boxing

11:27 Lastest Infraction: - USE OF MAGIC - USING A CLONE That implies the existence of a rule against this

I feel the biggest infraction is that the loading times were still noticeable even at 480% speed.

I can't believe we live in a society where you're not allowed to whip out some dark magic in the middle of a boxing match

Macho Man single handedly rendered every infraction as meaningless and alowed down time for a breif moment all because of 4 simple words, what a man

Imagine getting a ticket for one of these fights, and then it's over in less than a minute

I love how the speed increases everytime Tiger disappears after a punch. Every. Single. One of them.

I love how Donkey Kong's very existence is already five infractions.

favorite part was that the infractures were building up at a pretty moderate and steady rate until you get to great tiger who just won't stop teleporting around the ring man singlehandedly added like 23 infractions

The first 4 fights, Mac shouldn't be penalized for being too young. It is the Minor Circuit, after all.

Honestly I'd count every instance of Popinski drinking soda as 2 infractions. One for drinking when you're not supposed to be drinking and another for steroid use.

Great Tiger: *Does literally anything* That’s another infraction.

Infractions You Forgot: Weight Imbalance Anger Issues Lights That Can Blind The Opponent Stealing Gloves Trying To Hit Again After Knock Out

I love how they have separate rules for someone being too young to fight and being too young to hold a title

Keep in mind, this is WITHOUT the weight class thing put in check.

Worth pointing out that to my knowledge, Great Tiger's turban actually *would* be permitted, as it is recognized as a religious headpiece. The gem on his would not be allowed as it's not normally part of a turban (plus it's apparently a factor in his magic tricks, so would count as illegal use of a foreign object). Glass Joe's headgear in title defense would normally not be permitted without Lil Mac also wearing headgear, but as it's under doctor's orders, it's perfectly legal.

That 1st Glass Joe fight was just pure incineration.

the sonic-speed beatdown td bald bull gives himself in his pre-game cutscene will forever be funny to me

26:55 Fun fact: In this training sequence, Mac breaks the sound barrier 17 times reaching Mach 17, but this is not enough to effect others living in New York This is reference to how Mac is 17, and isn't old enough to hold a title or fight.

Imagine you wanted to go to heaven but God said *MAC IS TOO YOUNG TO FIGHT*

I love how they played so well they probably missed a bunch of infractions because the boxer never got a chance to commit them with how short the fights were

Technically, all of Soda Popinski's Title Defense drinking infractions should count double, one for drinking during a fight, and another for specifically DOPING DURING A FIGHT HOW THE HELL

I love how you included release the bogus as an act of good lol

I'm shocked that Super Macho Man's use of shades in the fight alongside the fact that he's definitely signaling the audience to flash their bulbs to blind mac doesn't count as an infraction

In Bald Bull’s first match, his Bull Rush would be counted as an infraction due to him having unchecked anger issues that the WVBA would force him to work on before boxing, in case his anger gets out of hand and he kills his opponent.

I wonder how many infractions could have been solved if Mac waited a year to fight

I’m absolutely floored that the Bull Charge isn’t an illegal move.

I appreciate how Sandman in his first fight is the only title holder to fight completely clean

15:07 - Dropping the soda bottle on the floor while passed out should be considered littering.

I love how he points out that Mac is too young every single goddamn fight

15:22 - The amount of infractions became so ghastly, the player was forced to switch controllers.

I wonder if things like "use of magic", "teleporting" and "use of clones" is something they actually wrote in the rules.

When Great Tiger appears you know it's all over for the video speed

Every time Ryan throws a punch it's likely an infraction Intent to cheat with the horseshoes is an infraction but using them is a different infraction

This video made me realize boxing rules are a lot stricter than I imagined.

the fact that “mac is too young” appears before every fight makes me die laughing

31:40 count self-branding because of the tie saying DK

"Quick feet mac, quick feet" proceeds to jump rope at mach speed

I find it wild that Aran Ryan had so few infractions in his contender fight due to getting IKOed.

I actually feel like seeing what actions count as a infraction or not actually gives some character more personality. Best example for me would be bald bull, where despite his anger problems doesn’t do commit a single infraction.

Words cannot describe how funny the Bear Hugger fight is with that speed

WVBA rules: 1: Wear boxing gloves 2: Fight 3: Background in boxing preferred but not necessary

The two most motivation shattering infractions; - Mac is too young to hold a title - Mac is too young to fight bruh why you gotta ruin his dreams like that D:

After watching the video I've concluded that *MAC IS TOO YOUNG TO LIVE*

29:40 I love that it's slowed down only for the “Release the… bogus” line.

In regards to Little Mac: -Jump attacks are infractions. -Exposing your back to the opponent is an infraction since you are not allowed to hit an opponent from behind. It would he considered throwing the fight. --In addition, hitting Super Macho Man's back AND hitting the back of his head are infractions. -If the W.V.B.A. uses Golden Glove rules, then his age is *not* an infraction. Otherwise, he must be 18. -Big circuit professional boxing does not allow fighters to wear torso coverings during the match, so each World Circuit match incurs an infraction. --Little Mac would also not be able to wear any headgear during the World Circuit, by the by. -Hitting Aran Ryan while he is going down (despite it being very well-deserved) is an infraction. You are not allowed to hit someone going down nor someone who is already down. -In order to compete in professional boxing, the boxer is required to compete in 20 matches... so this is definitely an infraction you commit in this playthrough when you hit World Circuit. Some stuff for opponents: -Hair must be short or styled correctly as to avoid vision being obscured OR it getting yanked out. -Attacks with the sides of gloves are not allowed. -Taunting is an infraction because it is disrespectful and unsportsmanlike, though this is typically up to the ref to decide. -Doping is very against the rules.

I love that Mac's age is counted for EVERY fight

Little Mac became the champion, defended his title, fought DK and retired all before he was actually allowed to fight

Donkey Kong has his own branding on his items

You have forgotten Mac's tank top, after the first circuit it would have been an infraction

I sat here like "I wonder how many Aran Ryan is gonna add to this" only to see Great Tiger adding the most just for existing.

Technically offering an opponent a free hit would be an infraction. Aran does that a few times

18:14 "Twenty One"

I always forget Mac is 17, I always think he's like 20 or at LEAST a legal adult

I would love to see Books on Boxing Rules and Regulations that state: “ No Magic including but not limited to teleportation and cloning, and no manhole covers.”

When you really think about it, during title defense, how many boxers legitimately wanted to kill Little Mac?

Infractions: - Use of magic - Using a clone Yeah, normal infractions

Just goes to show, if you want to box with little rules, just apply for the wvba

The game: **Going only at a slightly increased speed** The entire world circuit minus Mr. Sandman: "Now this looks like a job for me"

you forgot the infractions for mac being in the wrong weight class, he's not even heavy enough to face glass joe

Aran Ryan SNES: Played fair Aran Ryan Wii: Cheat here, cheat there, infractions everywhere!

"Use of magic," "Teleporting," and "Use of clones" being illegal is amazing

Mac is such a good boy that the only rule he'll break in a fight is being too young

I'm surprised that the Cleanest Fighter is a tie between Mr. Sandman and _Bald Bull_ of all fighters, though if you did include the losing animations against all the fighters, I'm certain Bald Bull would get an infraction for *attacking the referee* in Title Defence.

“Use magic” and “use a clone” cannot be a real documented infractions 😭

once went down a fandom wiki rabbit role and read through every punch-out character's list of (incredibly in-depth) rule infractions so i am so hyped this video exists

I like how Great Tiger pretty much almost doubled the speed due to his magic use, the gym they fight at must be mafia owned to allow all this

Consider how fast the video would be if all the corner infractions were included

16:19, not only the last digits are 69, but the infraction counter is 69 too

14:36 Soda Popinski has turned into Alvin Chipmunkski.

Infraction #69: Mac is too Young This shit writes itself.

Mac started Super Macho Man at 69 infractions and ended Super Macho Man 2 at 169 infractions. I’m sure that means something, it’s gotta mean something.

30:03 “hi guys im mike tython”

The crazy thing about Aran Ryan is that if we sped up from every one of his infractions, he alone would speed up the video by 4×

I like the “Mac is too young” and watching him beat the living shit out of each boxer in quick succession

For king hippo, you’ve should’ve counted the crown as an infraction for it being unstable, as far As I know, head attire for decoration is allowed in minor circuit boxing as long as it’s stable and won’t fall off and for great tiger, that turban is likley worn for religious reasons and is therefore allowed

Disco kid having a Disco Ball before the match is an infraction Donkey Kong bringing gloves from home "aka D.K Island" and not having them inspected, having his gloves and tie advertised, eating banana's during an intermission, dropping down from a staircase out of nowhere with a barrel and bananas, taunting are infractions

29:41 *R E L E A S E T H E B O G U S*

You've forgotten the obvious infractions of nobody wearing mouth guards

The 2x speed infinite Don Flamenco combo was just the funniest thing to me

You could add weight classes being completely disregarded too tbh.

10:00 Who let a large Minion inside the boxing ring?

I liked the part where it said that Mac was too young to fight and too young to hold a title.

You missed an instance of taunting when Bear Hugger sticks out his tongue in contender mode

Thank you for SMM’s Release the BOGUS.

I like how it goes to absolute hell whenever it gets to king hippo, bear hugger, great tiger, and Aran Ryan

It’s funny how even as slight a difference as 8% things start sounding weird

I definitely think a lot of maneuvers should count as unsportsmanlike conduct and/or throwing the fight. Like, say, Bear Hugger stopping to blow a raspberry at Little Mac or Piston Hondo _bowing mid-round._

It is funny on how the mid game has all of the characters sounding like minions or the chipmunks from Alvin and the chipmunks

29:28 technically there should be an infraction here on the cameraman for discrimination against fighters I think

Might be a minor thing, but wouldn't Great Tiger's teleporting before the start of the match be considered part of stage theatrics, and therefore not be an intraction? The rest of his magic, though, definitely illegal.

Gotta say hearing Alvin say super macho man and then spinning while missing all his punches and THEN getting an uppercut is quite funny

12:40 Mac committed a rule violation here now that wobbling is illegal

11:15 im sorry.... USE OF MAGIC?!? how in the HELL did they make a rule on that...