I ate that whole breakfast everyday. Crushed it. The key was eating your eggs and prep other stuff while you're chewing. French toast in FL was better than the pancakes though

I had a dude in my class who was an actual 5th RTB worker (OpFor) and was going through the school with me. He was sneaking out and going home every night banging his wife and eating a shit ton of food. One night they pulled the fire alarms and he was no where to be found. All the sudden he comes out of the woods and says, “I fell asleep in the shitter.” Never saw him again.

Never use a fork when in a military school. If it can't be eaten with a spoon or your hands it wasn't meant to be eaten.

FYI: Nick is an officer and therefore obligated to deploy utensils

Imagine if Matt Stonie went to ranger school. 😂

The REAL key is to take a sip of liquids after every bite of solids to melt it down faster.. All American, all the way!

"You need to eat this as fast as you can" Eats cereal with a fork Dafaq?

When I went through a kid sat down and asked for the remainder of another ranger students syrup... RI seen him talk made him stand up and throw his whole plate in the garbage. Didn’t even touch his food... Welcome to Mountain Phase 👍🏻 😂

I like the strategy you used in eating breakfast at Camp Merrill. Back in 72, I just stuffed everything in my mouth and washed it down with the juice. I didn't even melt the butter. I ate it as is on the pancakes--which, to this day, are the best I've ever eaten--and smothered them in a pool of syrup so they just slid down my throat. Unfortunately, I never finished the cereal but then I wasn't much of a cereal eater.even as a child and I had no idea that the uneaten cereal would haunt my thoughts during the 10 day mountain FTX. I will say the french toast at Camp Rudder was also very good. I can't remember the name of the place but there was a restaurant just outside the base (Victory area) that served a Ranger buffet for students. After I graduated, I went there and ate until I puked and then repeated several times. I also went to the PX and picked up probably the one thing I fantasized about the most in Ranger School--Hershey chocolate and Skippy peanut butter. I stuffed myself with that for about two weeks straight.

Why not just drink the cereal instead of trying to use a fork or spoon

Those pancakes are not as good when you go back (as a non- student). Also, always volunteer for the detail. You get to pick off what others are throwing away. I went 13 years ago. Didn't have tater tots. Gravy went on the eggs.

Eating Cereal with a fork #Savage

Matt stonie: 4 minutes for a breakfast? P A T H E T I C

4 minutes to eat? What about I suppose to do with the other 3 minutes?

Ok if your not eating in the line your wasting timr

You just brought back a lot of memories and yes the bathroom/latrine scene was inevitable.

You forgot coffee cake my dude... I loved that coffee cake

my stomach hurts watching this haha

Just use the pancakes as tortillas/crepes and boom ure killing 2 birds with one stone. And interchange between the orange juice and ceral as ure drink. Sucess 💪. Probably easier said than done 😂💀

The eating cereal with a fork pissed me off

This is the most informative and important ranger school tutorial I have ever seen.

Wow!!!! Ithas been 25 years since I've been through Ranger school.... good memories!!!!!!

Cereal with a fork. lol SAVAGE MOVE. Like that shirt!

Some days I regret not going to ranger school. But I had just finished 18 months in Afghanistan, most of which was spent barely surviving at an OP over Kamdesh.

Looks like a cake walk...... *into hell*

So essentially I have to pull a Matt Stonie

Army ranger school was one of the toughest things to go through* it is no longer, it is so watered down now...

Ain’t no Matt Stone😂

Obligements for your service Nick. Terrence Popp said he'd devour what was put on his plate while still in line. -former recondo sgt. 82nd abn. 11b4p 1/504 inf '71-'74

We lost 4 guys in the Florida phase while I was going through in 1995. 3 officers and 1 Sgt. Tough day in Ranger land but we touched it out for those boys and honored them when we graduated.

The trick I was taught is to drink the soggy cereal/ goes down a lot faster than a spoon

You mix it all together, pour the syrup on top and make a sandwich out of it. Utensils are only a tool to make the sandwich. Also, cup the sugar and stash it for later, you'll need it.

Not a Ranger....however did anyone else NOT go to the bathroom for like five days while going through boot camp in the beginning? Lol.... Had a buddy during one of those speed-freak breakfast days whisper "I haven't shxx in five days. You?" I bugged out realizing I hadn't done the same with all the GO! GO! GO! .. I didn't think that was humanly possible. A trip how the body reacts to stress. I had no problem once he triggered the thought! 😁

*Goes at the cereal with a fork. It doesn’t get anymore savage than that.

I always mixed my eggs on top of my pancakes or FT would Crush that down then move onto the cereal and juice.

Missing the coffee cake (amazing), we always had a banana not an orange or apple, plus jelly packet, plus cup of water. I timed every time and it came to average at 7 mins on the dot ( Mountain phase of June 2018 )

Milk and oj. Ya ain’t doing yourself any favors.

You got a FORK!!! in Ranger school. Only spoons were allowed. Great Video Ranger.

Is there still the "pogey bird" in Florida phase? Pilot handed me a loaf of bread pre-made into PBJ sandwiches!

I low key would end that in 2-3min with my hands and drink the cereal.

When I went through they had 2 sausage links, 4 slices of thick white bread, and a piece of coffee cake as well.

Dont forget about the malnutrition, sickness, dehydration and sickness; on top of all this if you sit down you end up falling asleep

I just graduated Ranger school. The breakfast now is. 2 pieces of bread, peanut butter and jelly, diced potatoes, 2 blue berry pancakes, sausage gravy, eggs, 3 sausage links, honey nut Cheerios, coffee cake, milk, water, Gatorade. 10 minutes. To easy to finish my first mountains, 2nd time I hooked my squad up

I will never forget those blueberry pancakes 🥞. When I went through Ranger School there was a desert 🌵 phase. So at the end of Florida we got to party for a couple hours . Did they have that when you went through .

You have to put this out as a challenge for charity through Social Media!!!! If you don't finished in the recommended time, your donation doubles!!! Just a thought!

My dads a ranger hoping to be one in the future only 4 more years and I’m going to enlist at 18

I’m so glad I’m a fast eater, this is going down in about 2:00 minutes

Ahh ranger school, where you run too much, are constantly constipated, and will lose more muscle than doing anything in your life. Great training (kinda sarcasm but not really at the same time)

I always mixed the food in my mouth with a sip of liquids to help get it down quicker. Eat it now taste it later 👍

i can tell that last bite of pancake was difficult lol

This brings me back to Marine Corps boot camp when I was in the last squad to eat, I would be drinking chocolate milk with every bite

NIck Bare the type of guy to eat cereal with a fork

Awesome video! You inspire me to work hard, I can’t wait until I go to Ranger School.

Yo where tf is the coffee cake and grits. Mix the PB and milk into the grits and toss the coffee cake in it. Bomb.

The Tab is a school the SCROLL is a way of life!

Not too shabby! Let's see if Joey Chestnut and Kobiashi can do it, in the same amount of time? I think they can. The boys from the I.F.O.C.E. haven't let us down yet!

That SOS is going first....the rest doesn't matter! Haha! I've been out since before some of you were born ('97)....and still crave that stuff!

That’s luxury compared to the Corps.

I put my eggs and everything else in between the pancakes and eat it like a sandwich during mountain phase. The syrup help me being able to gulp down huge amount at a time. Cereal I mix it with just enough milk and I crushed it and drink it. Then I eat my fruit and lastly drink my juice.

you just forgot to microwave everything before start eating. I remember burning my tongue with the gravy every day

I did basic at Harmony Church, yeah the old barracks. DI stomped a bunch of cookies sent into the sand and red clay. We dove at the chance to find a chocolate chip...20 grown men sifting through dirt to find a crumb....was fkin good too...

Lol I’ve been doing this everyday for years who knew it was a challenge

Your video reminded me of the last patrol in Florida. I mentioned that I was in a screwed up platoon. We had an LT. who's father was a big shot general in the Pentagon. This LT flunked every graded patrol in Florida and had only passed one in the mountains. So he got the actions at the objective and had to pass to graduate (think it was his fourth attempt in Florida). We opened fire and the squad leader told us to move out (and my platoon was so screwed up that we didn't exercise any rifle squad tactics--we just walked to the objective. This was before squad leader was an evaluated position.) I remember my M16 jammed. By the time I got it unjammed, the rest of the squad was about fifteen paces in front of me. So I got up and ran to get in formation and tripped and fell just as I got on line. That action resulted in the rest of the team and squad hitting the ground. From that point on, the entired platoon approached the objective exercising rifle squad tactics and the LT was given an "above average" grade on the patrol. It was the only time we did that on the objective while in Florida. Fortunately, I passed both patrols in the mountains; and my only graded position was a movement from the objective to the patrol base.

The fatass in me is thinking that using the pancakes as buns and stuffing eggs with tots inside would be rather delicious. Good shit brother!

So cute!! Breakfast is one minute in my home. French foreign legion

I see a bunch of "Matt Stonie would crush this" comments. I mean, yeah he's a competitive eater lol

What you do is make a sandwich out of the pancakes, eggs and potatoes!!!!!

One of my favorite videos

Just drink the cereal. Make sandwich with pancakes, eggs, tater tots and gravy. Chew as little as possible.

Air plane omlets yep got pushed thru line , get your air plane omelet I'm like wtf just eggs no ham just eggs and air

Put everything on the plate except for orange. Pour milk over and make into goopy mush. Drink/chew mush. Grab orange between thumbs and forefingers . Turn orange inside out and consume orange in one bite drink juice.

At Ft. Bliss I ate more than that alot of mornings during Basic Training about 18 years ago. And yes, the pounded on the table when you were "done". I still to this day eat like this sometimes..lol and if you dared to say one word while eating... God rest your soul

If you were really hungry you would have eaten that meal in 2 min.

This is gonna sound gross, but it might be a good idea to put the butter and syrup into the eggs. Reason being that it would hold it together better for larger bites. The pancakes are already difficult to eat fast so adding to it isn’t a great plan. Good idea letting the cereal soften but try to drink it next time with the milk. Those are my thoughts on it.

Love your videos man!!

I hear buds you enjoy hot meals and are highly suggested to bring in protein powder for meal replacement....

what am I gonna do with the other 2 mins? lol jk. you said about being a fly on the wall, I was able to go back to parris island after I graduated (vowed to never return but I lied to myself) watching the new marines hit the PX and engorge themselves with snacks, candy, pizza, anything they were deprived for the last 3 months, that was entertaining. not quite as entertaining as watching em get to play in the sandboxes but still

Haha reminds me of the warrior’s breakfast after completing the Crucible

Rusty???? You killed it

Hell yeah brother! You did great.

I am a super slow eater for some reason. I can eat a lot at one sitting but I can't do it fast. I am afraid the chow might make a return visit if I stuffed it all in there in 4 mins. I would probably alternate tater tots and eggs til I ran out of time? Chug the juice the last 20 seconds? Running after that is sketchy for he guys behind me.

The key is to bring a blender and then you can make a smoothie from those ingredients. Your stomach doesn't realize what's happening before you've eaten 3000 kilocalories.

Alright... here’s the true question...... do you ever get time to take a shit during ranger school

Very difficult,it would be way easier with a big,huge,globe spoon.You should pour the or. ju. also on the puncakes and not fork with cereal,drink them.You had no head movement and the speed of the bites must be rabbitty ones.

Warning: Do not consume 1,600 calories and sit on your a** playing call of duty. U.S. Army Rations have a high calorie content (including MRE) for sustained activity in the field in combat or in training. Be smart eat a soldiers meal do a soldiers work.

you deff miss being a ranger

Damn that looks good...I eat around 1,100 for breakfast. It takes me 20 min to chef it up and 10min to eat and clean.

Those pancakes looks good 👀 😋

This is the type of videos that I love to see.

This is insane😂

Gotta lubricate the throat before you start and after each mouthful of solid foot. Personally I always go for oranges over cereal. I've found that Oranges are the best for re-hydrating especially during long runs and is far superior than anything else. Fructose? I dunno why but I can do 20-40km much better with oranges than any other supplement or food. Also on courses you always risk getting sick due to communal living so the extra vitamin C is highly desired.

Our RI's only let us use one utensil in the chow hall, glad we chose big spoons

Let’s not forget that coffee cake we get now as well!

This is my fantasy breakfast experience. Damn you Nick. (In Dr. Claw voice)

Skills to finish that in 4 minutes! Was that the only meal in a day? If so, i would have just inhaled that stuff!

Could you use the pancakes like taco shells to stuff the eggs mixture diwn?

I always dumped some of the milk on the pancakes to make them softer.

We only had blueberry pancakes 1 time in mountain phase.

Maybe they should start doing 6 minutes.

i used to chop and throw firewood all day every day. these are practically starving rations.