Jose Hernandez shitty dfac>crayons

@@Jay60888 jose over here pack some PX shelves faster than any army bitch haha.

Jose Hernandez what branch is delta force? Oh yeah army. You got to be have multiple years in the military and combat experience to even be invited to try out. It’s the best of the best of the best.

Army drill instructors try to get in your head. Dont tell them about your girlfriend. They'll start playing all these scenarios about your buddy back at home giving it to her.

Noooo, Marines: absolute fuckin' hellfire Army: have some cake

I guess you can never be screamed at enough in the USMC I guess

@@yeetboi3286 correct, there is never enough screaming

Lmfao

Fun fact: most fun facts on the internet are not true.

Yeah, its fricking fun bro

U got 311 likes as in 0311-Rifleman

"GET OVER HERE CRYBABY"

Just goes to show “Marines don’t die!” I was 0311 RAH!!! 04-08 served 3 tours in Iraq. If I went in the army I would have probably been dead. Agree with you 1000%. Semper Fi we hump til we DIE!!!

That’s why they are called devil dogs

I beg to differ. My drill instructors were no bullies. They were bad ass......

Best comment ever

That's not what was on the poster *you stole this from.* It was the 4 branches of service during a rain storm with the Navy saying "it sucks", Army saying "I like the way this sucks", and the Marines saying "it doesn't suck enough". The special forces were never mentioned.

@@janepatton8100 You must be real fun at parties.

@@PlaskiJakDeska Absolutely! And I also know how to tell a joke correctly *(the way I heard it)* without taking credit for it as if it originally came from me... 😉. Party on!!!!

@@janepatton8100 The Special Forces are Army, idiot.

a while = about 10 seconds

The most relatable comment I've ever seen

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And that's why all the drill instructors sound like they have shredded vocal cords.

lmao!!

DOOM RAPTOR eventually you come to understand it 🤣

Nope. Gibberish to anyone who wasn’t there. If you were there, you didn’t want to be better.

😂😂all marines Drill instructors do is yell..Army drill Sargents yell and grill ya ass like the 4th of July at the same time

@@deandremartin1007 define yelling cause that first half was a lot of talking loud 😂😂😂

Knife hands and murder fingers. Huh.

Honestly Drills, whether DS or DI, are just the funniest motherfuckers lol. I was on fire guard one night at like 3 am during basic, and someone came and complained that the dude in the bunk above him was beating off so hard it was shaking the whole bunk. The drill sergeant happened to come in to do a random check at that moment and asked what this guy was doing out of his bunk, so we explained the situation to him. He asks us to point the dude out and then sneaks up to his bunk, mounts up so that he's at eye level with him and screams "WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU IT WAS OKAY TO SPANK THE MONKEY ON GOVERNMENT PROPERTY!"

Poor souls

Lol, it really do be like that.

😆

bro if i were that dude i would be cracking up. i plan on the navy, if i went into the marine corp i would get discharged for laughing at the drill instructer

@@SGAFISHING true that, not laughing at other recruits getting slayed for no reason was the hardest thing

*SEMPER FIDE BITCH*

Which one is more effective?

Dusk 2004 I don’t know, I only know Marine DI’s. I will tell you this though. I had a DI at Paris Island that you literally could not talk to for the first 6 weeks of boot camp. If you even tried to ask him something, he’d just tell you to shut the fuck up before you even got a whole word out. Marine DI’s are brutal

Army does the same thing including airforce and marine and navy seals, the drill sergeants are breaking you down in that branch and if that's the case then the army drill sergeants ain't doing there job which I highly doubt that they go easy on you.

Silent Skull739 No. If that were true, then why can you join the Marines, do your 4 years, then get out of the Marines and go right into any other branch of the service without going through their Boot Camp? There’s no fucking point that’s why. Waste of time. Also Seals(BUDDS) isn’t boot camp, it’s a school. You can quit anytime if you just can’t do it.

James Denoia Not only would you be going home, you'd be going home in a box

"Do you have a problem with me!?" "Yes, Sergeant! We're do you get that dazzling eye-liner!" "Drill Sergeant *Blush*

Two Mouse That comment was perfect in almost every way.

Two Mouse HAHAAA what the fuck!?

TheCreepyGamer instructor not sergeant

They don’t seem like nightmares, they just seem like goons. It’s amazing anyone actually learns a single thing with that kind of absurdly toxic behavior. It’s no wonder SWAT crushes every branch in drills and games-they actually treat each other with respect and train like human beings. And I’m not even talking about veterans who go SWAT either.

@@jasonfrost5025 the whole point of marine boot camp is to break you down, then to build you back up so you don’t break under pressure

@@minhle2315 Studies show that this doesn't work well at all. Like the other dude said, treating eachother with respect yields better trained, disciplined and motivated soldiers. Most other NATO countries has stopped the "break down, build up", because, to no one's surprise, it's bullshit way to create warriors.

“SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! NEEEEDSSSS!!!”

Marine DI: Do you understand, scream "aye sir!" SCREAM!! SCREEEEAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!!!!! OPEN YOUR DAMN MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey E lol you learn to understand them the longer you get yelled at. If not oh well they will find out later and make sure you understand. Probably the hard way but it makes you listen carefully every other time after that.

Recruit: “YES SIR”

@@nolancruzsmith NO ITS SIR YES SIR. DO YOU UNDERSTAND. SAY IT OPEN YOU DAMN MOUTH

Bullshit!!!! ..... You don't scare me..... Work on it!!!!

You gon be a goddamn general one day you know that Private Gump!

*death

+Unknown Person it was auto correct

+Derrick Plyler (K4DGP) Full Metal Jacket, the best movie ever, I've watched it so many times, since the first time I watched it when I was 11 year old, just watched it last week on Netflix

GODDAMNIT GUMP, you're a Goddamn Genius.

And you laugh no more; because DI render you permanently silent

Trust me, you would not. Have to be there.

He sensed a disturbance and spawned 😂

THIS MRE IS FUCKING RAW

bruhhhhhh

+bman4099 WAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! You sir, have just won the Internet, a gold star, AND a smiley face on your homework. Damn near pissed myself from laughing so hard. Have seen a lot of funny shit on youtube over many years, but that is the best I have read yet. Thank you for it.

+James D He would sound like a fucking pirate, ARGGGGGGGGG hahaha

I CAN FUCKINF BAKE A CAKE IN THE TIME IT TOOK YOU TO RUN 3 MILES GIVE ME 25

flashdrive09 airforce: peaceful difficulty

Nancy: Custom difficulty

Now imagine the navy seals

Busy Poptart true.. Navy Seals: Game crashed difficulty

ADOX not true, the Royal Air Force training is one of the hardest

Because DI works for a living? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Until they're in your face

Drill instructor. Drill sergeants are for the army.

No she’s correct, she’s talking about the army

Having graduated from army bct about 2 weeks ago (on hbl, its almost over!) This is scarily accurate.

Congratulations friend

Where was the time I didn’t hear it

SHUUUTT UUUUPPPPP SSHUUUUUUT UUUUUPPP SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU

AiErudito __-_-__ SHUT UP WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU!!!

Y'all be quiet I can't see!

+ Rigbone TV Rigbone TV I closed my eyes so I can't hear you.

There are no Drill Sergeant’s in the Marine Corps..

@@staff72 Did you understand the core message? Good, then go be a nuisance somewhere else.

Seems to me the hat angle is crucial.The further the hat is tipped forward, the scarier the DI.

Why do you want to punch a man who does his job and cares about your health,your own good and surviving?

Anyone who says that says that until they are face to face with a DI or DS, and the 5 other ones with him begging him to do it. Then reality sets in.

The harder it is to see the eyes, the scarier they usually are. Same with the Nazi uniforms, where they’d wear the visor caps lower so it covered their eyes better, adding to their already intimidating appearance. Also, a lot of these dudes are buff AF, have fun fighting these guys who probably have time served in a war or at least have a good amount of combat experience. Good luck is all I gotta say.

Why would you punch someone you damn well know has extensive military training, including hand-to-hand combat?

I know I couldn't stop laughing. Imagine showing up to Paris Island or MCRD San Diego with that! LOL 🤣

Shirl See What are you laughing at woman, you would be destroyed in 5 seconds and sent home a mess

0:58 Especially with the happy music playing lol

“Got a blue suitcase, thought he was going on vacation”...

1:02

Then a 4th 😂😂

*National Geographic Dramatization* : The US Marine drill instructor will intimidate it's prey, they hunt in packs one will approach the recruit and begin to feast on it, after a few seconds more will join in to finish the job. The marine DI is a ruthless animal, it shows no remorse for it's victims and yells at unbearing decibels.

@Morgan Freeman Lol thank you

@@Raven27495 couldn't have said it any better, perfect description.

Zombies in Left 4 Dead be like:

PTSD after boot camp is def. right.

Mmm not true. If you quit marine boot camp maybe but if you complete boot camp and become a marine you look back and laugh at the times you got destroyed in boot camp. Although they were horrible times I look at my drill instructors to this day as marines who knew exactly what they were doing and they did a great job.

Haha. I remember during bootcamp you could hear kids yell “aye aye sir” in their sleep. You can also yell eyeballs to a group of us recruits and we’d all look in the general direction and yell “click sir” without even thinking.

Went to benning for ait harmony church and they had marine corps detachment. Most undisciplined group of fuckwads ive ever seens. One of them kids got lit up by our drill sergeant

@@Truelies0630 depends on how early they are in bootcamp, after phase 1 they are, well should be more respectable, and disciplined, it just depends

The good thing is they will help them without screaming into their B.O zone

I grew up under a dishonorable discharged marine and I almost didn't survive

John Holifield wait so your dad was dishonorably discharged and you joined? Is that what you’re saying

My coworkers brother in law has PTSD from serving in the air force and never been in combat. Hmmm. What traumatized him?

@@MaynardFreek i was sexually molested by 2 marines while my drill instructor watched and laughed. marines are mentally damaged. i was able to forgive through Jesus. i wanted to kill them 3. "Vengeance is mine" -The lord God almighty

No way 💀

bruhh

Most recruits from bootcamp scream ay ay sir in there sleep ! Fire watch be freaking out when they hear that shit 😂😂😂

Evan for real though. I remember waking up guys to take post on firewatch and they’d start screaming “aye aye sir” all confused and shit

Same in the navy 😂

Our drill instructors in the Marine Corps told us our mothers should have swallowed us

lmao that's great.

Love the In Utero pfp

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Army DS's will yell, then wait, because they know that the worst part is the pause during which one has time to contemplate the poor decisions in life that have led them to this point, and to experience the dread of wondering what comes next. Marine DI's just yell without stopping, and layer one on top of another, because they know this kid is just thinking about eating his next box of crayons.

kasra khatir air force-mom navy-gay brother coast guard- baby tht was put up for abortion

kasra khatir are the marines going to touch me too

kasra khatir show some respect you god damn curry mucher. a marine could have you on your back within an inch of your life in seconds!

well i guess the uncle saw some shit

Golden Touch reminds me of my drunk uncle

Frog voice, saves your vocal cords a lil, not much but it helps.

I'd imagine they're sucking on cough drops half the time when the recruits aren't looking

I DISAGREE. WHEN I was in boot camp, had 2 dis no one could understand. The order would be (drill) left flank, half of the platoon would go right. because the di s could not speak english

They don't sound like they have lost their voice. They HAVE lost their voice.

Burn in hell for using niv

Why u complaining when U.S military is nothing more than a joke fucking mercenaries

Tabletop Painter your the joke around wanna be ass bitch

@@arthurmorgan4952 no ur not my type and you could not even take care of a wet dream

Why the excuses. Make the crime do the time

Tabletop Painter says the 40 year old virgin who has no clue what hes talking about how about you take your pathetic ass back to your mothers basement

Rick Grimes I knowww lmaoo

Rick Grimes that happened to me except my bag was a little smaller, I remember the first thing they said was "oh look we got a lawyer here"

eleven up and three down, eight up like a soup sandwich

"Sergeant kelly..." Hold up... I know a sergeant with a similar last name

@@LouJNT that's fucking gold

A7x critical acclaim

@@aridicaexmontaudon1296 absolute banger of a song

No: _Swing Low, Sweet Chariot_ plays when dealing with USMC Drill instructors! Oh, and a word of advice: *DO NOT* call them "drill sergeants"!

Doom OST starts playing. Remember Doom Slayer was originally a marine.

@@aridicaexmontaudon1296 absolute banger

TimStamper underrated comment 😂😂😂

TimStamper he’s like that looks like so much fun tbh

TimStamper Ok

Lol he was in there, no messing!

That poor fella...

They're gonna hang him from one leg upside down off a heli next

Did that at the crucible. And my DI made me go on every high obstacle first and made sure we did it. Fun times

Also never say the word “Need” or in any way display any normal human emotion besides fear.

@@FumblsTheSniper whoa whoa whoa not even fear once they now you have fear they push it so dont even show fear

@@charleneclark731 fair

Army: "Too easy, dont worry I got you. PLATOON ATTENHOOHHH HALF RIGHT HUUOOOOHH FRONT REST LEANING POSITION AUUHGHH IN CADENCE, EXERCISE"

xD

Rykehuss it’s funny every time we get half right face cuz in my platoon dey teach us to be motivated no matter what we do and we jus got a new sergeant so every time she half rights face us and put us in the front leaning rest everyone start cheering yellin and shit she be like wat da fuck 😂😂😂

+QMoneyBags While I DO realize that this isn't "The Washington Post", I do believe that you should try to clean up your grammar at least a little bit. You're representing the USA; and your grammar is waaaaay off. I don't know if you did it like that on purpose, but you shouldn't.

Yorick Aname I️ don’t care about my grammar on a fuckin KZfaq comment dawg shut up

No joke lmao

Shoot you think that’s a joke but nah that happens lol

He didnt report his post

The fact that the third guy runs in, and just starts screaming kills me haha

Guy who thought the marines were like his jrotc class

you cannot be friends with an Army DS, lmao

Army seems more like “I’m here to make a solider out of you. We can do that the easy way or the hard way.

That's why one DS challenged a private to a fight right? That would scare me more than a grown man dancing around saying lord knows what.

Idk what you see in videos but when the cams arent around they are not friends

My Senior Drill Sargent would smoke the fuck out of anyone who tried to be buddies with him, but I also went to Ft Benning so

Nothing, and I mean absolutely nothing is being taught. The Marines in this video are just being psychos.

@@jordanharrison8769 Good observation of nothing is being taught. You are observing reinforcement of what has already been taught. That is how discipline is learned. You learn how to perform under pressure. This is not a beauty contest, lol 😆

@@gordonparker1478 if that’s the case then it’s fine. But from what I’ve seen this is day one shit. You have drills going absolutely bat shit throwing duffles at screaming at privates or whatever the fuck the marines call them, recruits. I got no issues with the black Marine that sounded like his vocal chords snapped talking about port arms, or the ones talking shot about the pizza box, or really the majority of it. But day one shark attacks over nothing where you have incoherent yelling and alternating and conflicting messages doesn’t teach anything. You wanna pt someone till they die so be it, you wanna scream orders at someone 2 feet away as long as they are coherent, reasonable, lawful and manageable I got no problem with that. This video made the army look pretty soft and those drills were pretty nice for the camera as I believe that was a news deal on recruiting, but they did get one thing right, Army is about teaching you first. And not just screaming for intimidating effect. I at least respected my Drill Sargents. Theres only a few marines in that video who would be respected after training

Well on the Air Force you would need more brain, for obvious things lol

Facu Okinggton you need more brains to make it back home as a infantry man. You need brains to do any job in the military

average players yeah by you also have to have serious brains on top of that to be a cryptologic language analyst

@@stone65037 Perhaps, yes, but the Air Force have to do more calculations when they are on the air, since they are using high and expensive military equippment, that's why I think you would need even more brain on the Air Force

Air Force BMT was anything but peaceful.

LMAO

Hahaaaa

SI: MOTIVATE ME TO FUCKIN JUMP

😂

No it's DI: I, I, I, ITS THIS RECRUIT, NOW FACE, PUSHUPS.

Best comment lmao

America- the incest gay brother

Coast gaurd DI's are no joke bruh dont disrespect them

Fresh outta boot camp some RDC's are fucking walking devils.

but whos the mom

you'd need to put the 8 year old in therapy after that lmao

The drill sargeant adopts his ass

Let's put a fortnite player against a drill sergeant now

Drill sergeant would lose imo. They aren't even scary....

@@mercsan117 but their insults are

That's pretty accurate. Mine "dropped" me. I was trying to L out on the tower and he was holding slack, then he dropped the slack all at once and I had to catch myself on the tower.

For sure, all the footage filmed is what the Marines want you to see... the parts unfilmed are the truth. Broken limbs, missing teeth, black eyes, split lips, suicide attempts, recruit on recruit animosity/abuse, running naked through showers, standing on line and doing a twirly do dance butt ass naked in front of the entire 60 man platoon for a Navy doc to look at your body for injuries, being told exactly what to say when medical staff ask questions on how injuries were sustained just to cover a Drill Instructors ass for doing crap or not preventing crap he wasn't supposed to do or prevent in the first place, not to mention all the stress fractures, all of this that never makes it to the final cut... but all in all I guess I had fun doing that... or at least that's how I was taught to view it as.

@@MattDaBoneless Were you in Boot Camp?

@@Zionist654 of course I was. All 13 weeks of it plus months of training afterwards. Fun times. 😵‍💫

That was over 2 decades ago tho.

@@MattDaBoneless going boot camp next year October can you give me some tips?

AYA QYAY SIR FDJDNDJ

AYE SIR!

GOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

so true... i had a drill instructor with all metal teeth that you could see shining in the middle of the night as he smiled at you and than you knew you were dead! for three months we could never understand i single word that man said

buzz Haha lol😆

You have no idea what you're talking about. This much is clear. Wow!

@elevenb6967 Says the one so hooah his username is his mos

@@thiksnicker1664 That's an adorable comeback. Bravo! Unfortunately for you, it doesn't negate the fact that you're about as clueless as Alicia Silverstone. Please refrain from posting regarding subjects about which you obviously know nothing.

Quincyyyyyy😭😂

He's saying "Scream, Scream!" Telling him to scream ay ay sir

@@sieannabarber8131 r

FegoMLG r

BKAAAAA BKAAAAAA

Kieran Foster lmao

The Reasonable Nazarene *white girls* Black girls would be McDonald's or KFC . Get your stereotypes right . Gahhh 🙄😂

😂 i can't breath !! ahahahahah

lmfaoo 😂😂

That is true af

Wolvenfire86 lmfaoo

You sound like a lil bitch

😂 it's just boot camp lol

Branden's Outdoor Channel That seems like something that a pussy would say to justify the fact that they're a pussy

Wolvenfire86 NO SHIT.

Funny enough they have this crazy technique that lets them yell as much as they want without damaging their vocal chords.

Yay im the 3 hundredth like 🙌 XD

@@hemprope4326 it takes awhile for them to learn that however, and even over time they still lose it, but vocal chords never damage permanently, the most scary DI's were the one with almost no voice left because you could tell they weren't new

My bro was a DI in the marines. He would come home sounding like he was a smoker for 80 years. Dude had no voice for yelling at those dudes. Served 25 years I think?

Gotta yell with your chest

Earrape

I would not be able to take that seriously tbh

@@iannordin5250 all about building a soldier.

I always swear I’d just laugh because it’s so funny but I fucking know they’d probably make you run on your hands and breath from your ears if you do 😂

@@formangrilling111 lol breathe from your ears

It's meant to teach you how to keep your bearing under extreme stress conditions.

Marines: Haha scream go AHHHHHH

Marines: *glances around* "I'm not even a Drill, I just saw then yelling at some boot and joined in cuz I had an extra 5 minutes."

Army drill sergeants be having s me funny one liners

IDONTCAREWHO hats what army boot camp is nothing but a vacation

Same, but that would be me lol.

IDONTCAREWHO 😂

This... Isn't Hawaii...

They all dead shake there hands around to get the reactions going too 👍🏻

A demonic one

Christian Vennemann that’s what I was thinking😂😂

3:55 he be flapping like a bird

I was that recruit in the video its called frog voice all marines have it

Where *do* you people find these servers? No, seriously, most servers I've played on are dead silent.

Thenextworldwar There is no forced gamechat in BOIII that's why you don't hear as many people.

That goes for every COD game I've ever played. Sure, there have been a few, but most of the time it's quiet.

Thenextworldwar you play on PS?

I've played on PC, PS3, PS4 and Xbox 360.

He wasn't even part of that training platoon; DIs are like that, just show up out of nowhere and start yelling.

Smelled blood in the water!

@@WO1Josh quite literally. I had a guy in my platoon who basically quit on day 1 but had to wait until we got out of receiving to our actual platoons and it was written all over him. We had an all Gunnery Sgt DI team and they did exactly that in the video.

hahaha tell me about it I felt like joining just hearing them.

It's 9pm and I'm about to clean the floors and my room

this want to make you work so you wont have to live this.

+Zak St-amant Nobody has to. It's a choice. Some are just given the better option.

+Senator .SmellyPants don't worry, I get the reference.

Yeah I made that same mistake in boot camp 😂

Thats when find out that there are no needs in life...

This recruit request permission to......

Yōkai nah man he’s fed up he’s contemplating if the white hat and the shiny shoes is worth it😂😂😂

NEEEEEEEEEEEDS

I was that recruit

Thats me in the video

@@snillum5004 Oh man, that must have been fun hahaha

@@snillum5004 god damn

@@snillum5004 you don’t have to lie to try and make yourself look cool, it actually makes yourself look more lame

The Marines do not have Drill Sergeants, we have Drill Instructors.

Pope HD. fuckin oorah

you mean a Marine drill instructor not sergeant

It's instructor not sergeant

join the Corp and then pull a gump and say yes drill sergeant and see what happens

I just got done with army BCT and at one point there was five drill Sgts. yelling in one dudes face lol

It's like a pack of wolves. Once one howls, all the others join in. Once on drill sergeant yells at a recruit, all the others join in lol

Scytar if you're talking about the Marine Corps part those are drill instructors not Sergeants

288theabe you right!

Scytar if they're deaf before they go off to war that's somehow beneficial duhhh

That’s exactly what they do. It’s all part of breaking down the civilian and building a soldier. Also makes it really fucking stressful

Capt. Badger that's what it is.! Loud noise yelling and confusion to prepare your mind to stay steady and focused while protecting our great country.!! Sounds crazy but it works.!! When you've been through hell once, the second time is a walk in the park.!!😉👍👍

That's exactly how it was. Once I became a Marine my drill instructor was talking to us than he hear a recruit getting blasted he said he would be back and left to join in.

@@FattsMcGee building a soldier? Dude..... That's building a US Marine.

Shen Yean Chok hahaha you’re right. Lemme correct myself, “breaking down the civilian and building up an absolute killing machine.”

Lol

lol3d

rock and roll hallelujah

you one fucking funny man I tell you that .. hahahahahaha .

lol