Useless Minecraft (#1)

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10 ай бұрын

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@teksatan4699 10 ай бұрын

The first time in history the chat saying "DID YOU TRY RIGHT CLICKING" was actually valid haha

@mikef5951 10 ай бұрын

I'm at 10:20 , and I'm hoping he realizes that breaking the torch doesnt actually count as a tool use (neither did the sugar cane)

@robotninjago 10 ай бұрын

yep thats what i was thinking exactly

@FoxSlyme 10 ай бұрын

BRO I PAUSED AT THE EXACT SAME TIMESTAMP to read the comments if someone mentioned THIS EXACT THING!

@opfu1237 10 ай бұрын

@@FoxSlyme Risky

@FoxSlyme 10 ай бұрын

@@opfu1237 wdym?

@opfu1237 10 ай бұрын

@@FoxSlyme You never wanna check the comments before the videos done. Why? Spoilers.

@viktorgvj1333 10 ай бұрын

When Jordan doesn't realise in the first room that breaking things like the torch and sugar cane doesn't count as a tool use

@DrakeSingularity 10 ай бұрын

Always adorable seeing Jardon pretending he’s not just reading chat’s suggestions when he’s trying to figure something out

@Whoopsies745 10 ай бұрын

Time to indulge myself with some more captain sparkles

@foreva4eva385 10 ай бұрын

…I’m gonna 👍🏾s this up

@cozycascreates 10 ай бұрын

It's everyday bro!! 😂

@alphachiu 10 ай бұрын

@matcha3661 10 ай бұрын

Ngl, I read this as “Captain Sparkless” 😂

@firstlast1735 10 ай бұрын

Literally my words when I see a new upload

@nickdanvers547 10 ай бұрын

I'm at 14:37 and I am still waiting for jardown to realize it only counts when the tool loses durability. I want to facepalm so hard right now.

@Agent_Matt_6 10 ай бұрын

As a person who specializes in fireworks and firework related shenanigans, I am disappointed you think I don’t craft a crossbow An 8-star rocket is really fun to use in SMPs where no one’s past iron

@Ender_Onryo 10 ай бұрын

Fun Fact. You can place the reset level block in the tutorial and it won't delete it. So I was able to clear it with 0 tool uses.

@ktgaming2266 10 ай бұрын

You can also break two blocks instead of 3 at the end by mining the wall instead of the opening

@skyphi 10 ай бұрын

I realize the 2nd episode is already up, but I'm betting that you need to use that cobblestone above the water to block yourself from standing (on the last stage of this episode) and then crawl to the bookshelf.

@animehair05silently88 9 ай бұрын

i bet you could use the one stick and the wool to smelt the boots to get the nugget to finish a second iron ingot for a pressure plate and put it in the hole before you release the water

@MrGamerInDisguise 10 ай бұрын

use the 4 string to make wool and see if you can place the wool to where the water flows further

@bastederbeste 10 ай бұрын

pretty sure its just the bucket. you need 2 blocks where sparklez used 4. instead of breaking the water block and the 3 to get to the bookshelf you just break 1 iron and the plank with the sign.

@extremecube 10 ай бұрын

@@bastederbestehe could also use the block he broke to get the water out too, possibly. He was acting like he needs to rush to fill up the hole, when in reality, the timing doesn’t matter, and I don’t think the hole will affect it from that far away.

@harpersmith7889 10 ай бұрын

@@extremecubeor he could just break the side wall and only break two blocks instead of three

@Jtb421 10 ай бұрын

he also could just make a boat as its only 2 blocks to break instead of the 3 which would get the 3 stars

@drumming_cat 10 ай бұрын

if a block mines instantly, it doesn't use tool durability

@notaseat5934 10 ай бұрын

What about the leaves

@drumming_cat 10 ай бұрын

@@notaseat5934 they don't quite mine instantly

@mister_mayhem6117 10 ай бұрын

He made the perfect cow noise ever im dying help!!!!!! @50:00

@duckerdoo 10 ай бұрын

Use the door. I hear that's a great strat for all these puzzles.

@tobithesergal 10 ай бұрын

Little did he know that breaking a torch does not contribute to durability, and therefore does not count as a break

@ryanredmond3524 10 ай бұрын

i’d love to see a second part !

@SuckleHoney 10 ай бұрын

I’d love to see this whole map, very exited for next VOD :)

@craigwalker7008 10 ай бұрын

Can you imagine if you played normal Minecraft in this way. Just efficient as all heck.

@kirbyhypno2522 9 ай бұрын

Captain: "Oh ut's like Mario! World 1-1, World 2-1" 2 seconds later: *Wait, why does [second world] also say Stage 1?" 10 minutes later: "Why does this stage say 2-1?"

@PeChips 10 ай бұрын

That’s such an original map, I hope you continue it and make it as a series !

@TylerDollarhide 10 ай бұрын

Can we have some more of this but on the main channel?

@jeroennature 10 ай бұрын

This is gonna be a exciting video as always.

@UnluckyLilly 10 ай бұрын

I think it’s pronounced Use Less Minecraft, Jardooon.

@johnlegend5232 10 ай бұрын

Same thing /s

@Christian_Minecraft 10 ай бұрын

47:54 Jardon cursed with the most vulgar word in the world. This is the first time for me.

@Geekanomicon 10 ай бұрын

Love maps like this

@gabrielglouw3589 10 ай бұрын

In the crafting a cartographer table, would the sugar cane have broken if you placed the crafting table in that corner? They would no longer have been adjacent to a water block and that would have saved a tool use.

@jonathonmodders7808 10 ай бұрын

I believe they disabled growth ticks for sugarcane so you didn't get more unintentionally. the sugarcane will only break after the water is removed AND an update occours around it, i.e by a growth tick

@ceuphoriazen2539 10 ай бұрын

doesn’t matter either way because breaking sugar cane doesn’t use durability therefore not counting as a tool use

@theworfer27 10 ай бұрын

I played the map last week! Unfortunately you have to block update the cane after placing the table, requiring another block! But because instamining is free, you can just break the cane

@AbhishKernerVids64 10 ай бұрын

Numbers being talked about here and then just being a mess and then trying right clicking being very funny to see abf calling being cool

@zzartah 10 ай бұрын

Puzzle maps are my favourite kind of maps

@Tee_N_Biscuits 10 ай бұрын

47:54 Jordan says wtf 😂

@hairypumpkin4259 10 ай бұрын

I CAUGHT THAT ITS WEIRD HEARING HIM SAY THAT

@willratcliff6111 10 ай бұрын

At 19:20 I was so hoping he would break the grass block to get the dirt and pot. But I guess that wouldn't have gotten the trapdoor. But great vid!

@beenv. 10 ай бұрын

pots don’t break when u break the block beneath them i think

@godemperorjay116 10 ай бұрын

Was anyone else fuming at the start when he didnt realize the wheat and suger cane didnt add to tools used also at the end with the water even if it did work thats a one way trip

@HyperspaceGamer0 10 ай бұрын

In the last puzzle, if you break the two stone blocks next to the torch that's next to the crafting table, that'll let you in and out of the bookshelf room, and will have cut down the cost of entry into that room from three breaks to two.

@gagemonster555 10 ай бұрын

don't know if he recognizes this at some point but the metric by which you're scored is "minimum tool durability used" and breaking blocks that "instantly break" (torches, grass, tripwire, redstone, etc) with pick/axe/shovel/hoe/sword does not use any durability

@evancrow2191 9 ай бұрын

10:36 I believe a much more simple solution was break 3 pieces of dirt and make a parkour path by starting on the chest and place the dirt blocks.

@CityNaturePig 10 ай бұрын

23:22 Shouting 4 sticks at Jardoon Maroon

@ThePigLord 9 ай бұрын

The crafting table probably has to be broke and the wool can be crafted making it so you can crawl under the 2 of those, the craft table being placed towards the crawl space so you can still reach it after getting the books

@thesplawn 10 ай бұрын

During stage 3-1 I was literally like, "MAKE THE F-ING STICKS JORDAN!" 🤣🤣

@unnaturalredhead1559 10 ай бұрын

14:16 because wheat is instabreak, it doesn’t use durability on the hoe

@nemesissombria 9 ай бұрын

31:02 -> SLABS ARE THE SOLITION TO BREAK THE GRAVEL

@benjaminlewis4667 10 ай бұрын

What an interesting puzzle game!

@miraclewolf2760 10 ай бұрын

I love this

@ge118 10 ай бұрын

at the end you could just try breaking through the wall it's 2 stone rather than 3

@thefourthdymensionmusic 10 ай бұрын

he didnt make an enchantment table, he made an entablement chant

@Alloy_Dreemurr 9 ай бұрын

43:30 ive been yelling theres a sign to my phone for like 10 mins now

@Tractorsareawesome 10 ай бұрын

Last level, you might be able to only break one block to get close enough to break and book then maybe fishing Rod the book to you?

@Obviouse 7 ай бұрын

Bro i was yelling at my screen about that door in his inventory, felt real stupid afterwards XD

@YourAverageReinMain 9 ай бұрын

for when u break sugar cane u can put crafting table blocking water source that auto breaks it

@FishPit 7 ай бұрын

I for sure thought maybe you would've had to put the crafting table in the water to force the sugarcane to break.

@malfusgaming1497 10 ай бұрын

The cartography table could have been done with 1 less action by using the shovel to mine a sand or grass/dirt block and placing it in the water next to the sugarcane, this would make the sugarcane spot invalid and they would break themselves, needing only one tool use not two

@FishPit 7 ай бұрын

One less if you placed the crafting table in the water. 😉

@Westopia 9 ай бұрын

wasnt he supposed to bridge with torches and dirt lmao

@guthixwolf7016 10 ай бұрын

Try to lower the roof on the water stream by the 1 block gap by placing a wool there

@xd3athclawx554 10 ай бұрын

i hope he realises that breaking stuff like torches or sugar cane doesn't take up a use.

@cathie9504 10 ай бұрын

my god the last one... Jardoon always make stuff harder for himself stg

@jacobc7114 10 ай бұрын

You could've gotten into the book room at the end by breaking 2 blocks

@EmilyMarie1003 10 ай бұрын

on the last one can you place the minecart inside, then ride the minecart to get in.

@jacobpugpoirier3350 10 ай бұрын

5:53 gardener moment

@dino_drawings 10 ай бұрын

This hurt my brain to watch, as half of the things he struggle with I already know😭

@straightvibin6972 10 ай бұрын

I swear some people just join his stream and not read the title or watch like 10 minutes of the stream before commenting some dumbass shit that doesn't apply at all because they didnt bother to actually look at what is going on.

@Robin-93 8 ай бұрын

Hi, what is the red book in the inventory? 14:55

@gagemonster555 10 ай бұрын

what is that red book in the inventory?

@lemonuncle 10 ай бұрын

Bookmark: Completed

@cassee2179 10 ай бұрын

Fishing rod the book!

@rrroooooooooo59 10 ай бұрын

You only need to break one iron ore. It would replace the stone you broke to let out the water, then you would be able to get into the bookshelves!

@bastederbeste 10 ай бұрын

plus a the shield plank for fuel.

@mathematicskid 9 ай бұрын

16:43 you can by eating the mushroom soup in the chest, not sure if you figure that out of not.

@mathematicskid 9 ай бұрын

16:55 oh you do okay then

@mathematicskid 9 ай бұрын

45:38 are you trying to make a nugget chestplate

@dylanzarzyna1618 10 ай бұрын

Who said use a door because you killed a puppy last night as one of my dogs was having a litter of puppies but the 2nd of had a full cleft palate which made it incapable of breathing properly which led to it passing on

@matsnordstrom1969 10 ай бұрын

Did I hear a SWEAR at 47:55? ;)

@snaketail114 10 ай бұрын

The last level you did is possible in 8 uses if you swim through the crack and use wool and a chain to reach the bookshelves in crawl. Swimming through the crack is possible, but it will take many tries.

@mistersnowy5619 9 ай бұрын

never thought i would be roasted for using crossbows but realising i know lots more then him makes me realise that i shouldn't care a plank is 1.5 items in smelting and a stick is 2 and he doesn't know how to use a furnace and he litterally asked if wood pick breaks iron

@samzthemonkeysheep7960 10 ай бұрын

did you try the door?

@user-ku5yq5uq9y 10 ай бұрын

guys do you know what mods CaptainSparklez used in this map ?

@aiodensghost8645 10 ай бұрын

"The less you use tools, the more shit youll be awarded with." Thats ehat I read at first, anyway...

@catalin9637 10 ай бұрын

break the wall beside the buckshelf...

@alexanderwoods2618 10 ай бұрын

Hi Jordan

@mathematicskid 9 ай бұрын

22:46 smelt the door

@daphnedherbert 10 ай бұрын

commenting for algo, want more of this

@bravok1lo 10 ай бұрын

Last level: one iron ore, block of wood that supports the sign, and the chestcart contents to craft a bucket. Use the bucket to create obsidian, mine 4 and the diamond, swim into the bookshelf room and break the bookshelf. 9 broken blocks

@pyroflame04 10 ай бұрын

Wood = 1 Iron = 1 Obi = 4 Diamond = 2 Bookshelf = 1 That’s 9 chief

@SidOfThe7Cs 10 ай бұрын

If you can actually use bucket he can get 9 otherwise he can just break 2 blocks in the wall instead of the 3 on the floor to get to the book for a score of 10

@johnlegend5232 10 ай бұрын

ah yes, enchantment table with 2 obsidian

@madjazz_3200 10 ай бұрын

I think jordan is getting a bit too old… speed is not one of his strong suits anymore

@rinzler12345 9 ай бұрын

hey thats me on the thumbnail

@meepsoleruler444 10 ай бұрын

Use the door

@unldmonster7047 10 ай бұрын

Break through the waallllll

@Tyler-wg6ck 10 ай бұрын

38:45 Smelt the crafting table 😂

@casparstanford382 10 ай бұрын

The sign was bugging me

@KickbackGames 10 ай бұрын

watching you do puzzles makes me irrationally angry

@thisdudoe7969 10 ай бұрын

Yay

@hecatesowl8688 10 ай бұрын

You had a door

@Vernoncore 9 ай бұрын

I am offended. I make crossbows and tripwire hooks :( (this is a joke)

@LinusThorberg 10 ай бұрын

jordan has been playing minecraft for over 10 years and he doesn't know how much you can smelt with two sticks 🤦‍♂or how to look at right part of the screen and see how many times he has used a tool

@andrewwupori6163 10 ай бұрын

collectively it appears twitch chats are some of the more un intelligent groups of people. The amount of times you see people telling him to do something he had just stated was not possible is... well its stupidly high.

@matthewapplegate2618 10 ай бұрын

🎉

@Scapularbore 5 ай бұрын

I guess i am nobody because I craft the crosswob

@rollikonto2448 10 ай бұрын

the torch didnt wvwn count

@samthemisfit 10 ай бұрын

@unavailableun 10 ай бұрын

Who crafts a crossbow? me

@krismechlenborg6902 10 ай бұрын

When I saw your "get on the tree" level, I think its hard to belive that you have played Minecraft for that many years. Everyone knows to put the torch in the off-hand...