Karen the emu is hateful, Stanley is a treat thief, Michael the alpaca forgets how to eat and needs a moment, Craig is in a trash mood, and Keith is an absolute s l u t for berries and grapes.
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@bhing14832 жыл бұрын
Clearly the blueberries are the fav. Except for Karen, who prefers skin and bone.
@soulstarmusiclover12542 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Nan-10172 жыл бұрын
Funny!🤣
@amyshort56252 жыл бұрын
And the souls of the innocent
@maxazoff98242 жыл бұрын
She thrives off the flesh of her enemies.
@Lexxs0482 жыл бұрын
I love Karen!
@Shabidoo12 жыл бұрын
In Michael's defense, it's nearly impossible to remember how to eat every single day.
@bonnie39372 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@zoezzzarko11172 жыл бұрын
😁🤣😎👊
@azmom20202 жыл бұрын
That is hilarious! 🤣
@marshabraswell56812 жыл бұрын
Bless his heart.
@gmunden1 Жыл бұрын
He missed that 1950's black&white video for young adults etiquette class.
@teresataylor29162 жыл бұрын
Michael is always covered in straw, hay, grass, dirt, something. He reminds me of Pig-Pen from the Peanuts series. 😊
@bonnie39372 жыл бұрын
He is my favorite, he is a little special,lol!
@LauraSmith-il8en2 жыл бұрын
I know!!!! Michaels hilarious!!!!
@marshabraswell56812 жыл бұрын
Great analogy of Michael and Pig-Pen! He's so sweet though.
@gmunden12 жыл бұрын
Michael always looks like a hot mess. LOL
@kevinmcconnell94262 жыл бұрын
With some hanging out of his mouth;) I’ve made similar comments.
@midgeymidge94032 жыл бұрын
Michael ain't winning many games of Scrabble, is he. Poor love.
@oslo152 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂😂😂
@LauraSmith-il8en2 жыл бұрын
Lmao!!!!
@oldschool99322 жыл бұрын
Grapes seem to help alleviate Keith's 17 types of anxiety....or at least a few.
@brendafitzgerald37972 жыл бұрын
Not so sure that any amount of treats will alleviate Karen's hatred of Amanda 😂
@A_o7_2 жыл бұрын
Every time I see Keith I mention his 17 types of anxiety. I love that you referenced it 😂😂😂 She's so funny with their back stories 😂😂😂
@terrybynum56882 жыл бұрын
Michael: "Hmmm, I was camouflaged... how did she know it was me?"
@whatnext90492 жыл бұрын
Karen needs a casual bonnet for everyday use. I'd feel better FOR you and I'd feel better ABOUT her. I may learn to knit so I can send you a box of bonnets.. for my anxiety.
@kellyd2202 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@winykittygirl2 жыл бұрын
Great idea!!😘🥰💞💞
@beewalsh41332 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the bonnets keep her a bit calm? She wasnt attacking Amanda w/ the wee yellow one on.!
@winykittygirl2 жыл бұрын
@@beewalsh4133 exactly!!!🥰🥰
@fluffyhead63772 жыл бұрын
Karen looks so cute with her little bonnet, they all need one.
@junkieluv53262 жыл бұрын
I love when she tells Brad to shutthefuckup!! So funny!!🤣🤣🤣
@charlesbarnes69122 жыл бұрын
Michael's nose and mouth up close looks identical to the luck dragon on never ending story lol
@StoneColdFox172 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing ya beat me to it 😁
@mck15422 жыл бұрын
Keith’s life coach is doing a good job. He wasn’t afraid to ask for what he wants. 🍇
@bassfingers2 жыл бұрын
Love how Robert Fish gives a courteous little nod when he’s given his grape 🙂
@shawnaleewhitney66302 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Amanda, for these moments of sweetness and joy. Though I always enjoy your videos, they have been particularly appreciated these last few days as a reminder that there is good in this heartbreaking world. "So shines a good deed in a weary world."
@useless_farm2 жыл бұрын
Omg! Shawnalee!!! This was the sweetest! Thank you for your kind words. Hugs from all of us except Brad.
@kevinmcconnell94262 жыл бұрын
@@useless_farm Brad is that friend everyone has, but just can’t quit in hopes they will stop their stupid bullshit;)lol
@derekhager57702 жыл бұрын
It's nice to know that people like you exist. I'm happy for those animals
@burnttoastspacegirlfriend87692 жыл бұрын
I see Karen has decided to go full carnivore 😏 And poor Doug getting pushed around by the alpacas, he just wants some blueberries!
@susanmiller60232 жыл бұрын
You can tell they all fully trust Amanda and are so gentle with her, apart from Karen. I often think how Karen was treated in the zoo's, I wonder if she was hurt psychologically by the zoo staff because there's times when she buffs up and makes the sound but looks like she stops or pulls back as soon as she hears Amanda's voice. In the world we're living in at the moment, where one stupid action could cause so much disaster, it's nice to have a few moments of escape. Thanks Useless Farm and my spirit animal Michael.
@azmom20202 жыл бұрын
Michael is my spirit animal too! I love him! ❤️
@skyes3332 жыл бұрын
Dude, seriously… your videos give me so much joy. It’s been a very difficult time for me and really. These are so helpful. Please don’t ever loose your pep, Amanda. And please don’t ever stop delivering these. You and your farm are such a bright light.
@ginnymurphy9982 жыл бұрын
Skye - ditto the last few weeks the joy and laughter I’ve managed as a result of Amanda and Useless Farm Crew have actually soothed me xx
@skyes3332 жыл бұрын
@@ginnymurphy998 just checking in on you. I hope yr happy and doing well. ❤️
@ginnymurphy9982 жыл бұрын
I have responded not sure if I’m the right place!
@ginnymurphy9982 жыл бұрын
@@skyes333 I worked it out! All good still fighting the battle. Even tho I’m winning you can’t see - but I’m demonstrating ppl are duplicitous and have the evidence for the end run finally!! Hope yr ok and how lovely of you to check in - hugs, stay safe and I’ll look forward to hearing from you soon xx
@ssoozee2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I could watch these videos all day. I love the sound of farm equipment, squawks, lip smacking, llama spitting, rooster warnings, and Karen’s continued quest for a death knell in your honor. I adore your whole set-up! Wishing you success and so much more. Thank you!
@paige-vt8fn6 ай бұрын
It really hits home to hear Amanda say "would you just shut TF up" to poultry pout down there. This is by far one of my favorite channels. I love it!😂❤
@lamontejohnson90792 жыл бұрын
Ernest Hemingway wrote..." The World is a fine place and worth fighting for", I believe in the second part. I rescue abused neglected dogs...and ur farm is a dream of mine...one day hopefully. Please keep on....these animals need people like you...and thank you for sharing them all with us.
@AstroMoonGoddess2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why it’s so gratifying to watch all of them eat. Even Karen.
@JohnSmith-mk1rj2 жыл бұрын
Brad - for the love of Gawd, man... _Give it a rest!_
@diane92472 жыл бұрын
We start with a llama at the drive-up window...a lot of other stuff...and end with a llama blowing blueberry snot all over the place. That's the Useless Farm! 💥😀🙋
@GlitterBomb172 жыл бұрын
I live for the endless variety of detritus on the alpacas.
@lesbethtacioni17332 жыл бұрын
They're being extra with chewing something bite size is hilarious
@LindaC6162 жыл бұрын
Love the ducks' appreciation for the blueberries!
@msjetta58182 жыл бұрын
Stanley likes blueberries….. Karen wants blood - lol lady, that looked like that hurt!
@annamedina44492 жыл бұрын
The uselessfarm is not useless it brings so much joy to me and many others.❤❤🧡💛💛💚
@oslo152 жыл бұрын
Karen, would you like to try a blueberry? *takes whole finger* Karen: “And I’d do it again.”
@louiseh32342 жыл бұрын
It's cute how all the animals come back for a second and third helping of the sweet treat!!
@catherinecostanza89042 жыл бұрын
Sweet little Michael always has straw and or weeds hanging off his face. Gary perching up on your shoulder maybe not be the best perch for you hahaha
@sidneygreenglass1062 жыл бұрын
The only thing Michael can win is our heart(s).
@connieohara73012 жыл бұрын
Michael has the most innocent face. You just want to hug the beejeesus out of him.
@loanokaharbor83032 жыл бұрын
Yeah! A fruity day for the fruity fellas and ladies on the farm 🚜!! We all loved 🤣 that "Shut the fuxx up" for the farms fav chicken!!
@chrisgerry91812 жыл бұрын
Keep you head on a swivel around Karen!
@JACKIElovesBLUE2 жыл бұрын
The peacocks are absolutely stunning!!
@ashejudd15862 жыл бұрын
Keith gives the vibe of that one nice person that have alot shit going on their own life but still warm you whill you are down. sweet angel boy🥺🥺🥺
@TaureanMale022 жыл бұрын
I just wanna tell you how much I love your channel and your babies. So happy I ran across your channel!❤🤗
@moda78z2 жыл бұрын
You guys always make me laugh and smile 😃. Except Brad.
@useless_farm2 жыл бұрын
Never, ever brad.
@christinalee20724 ай бұрын
So my veterinarian niece recently rescued a goat, removed one of his eyes which was injured and named him William. He actually attended her wedding reception where he enjoyed cuddling with the guests. I thought it would be a good idea for William to submit his resume to the HR department at Useless Farm to see if he could get a gig as a motivational speaker - perhaps some zoom meetings or an artist residency (although I’m not sure of William’s media… Anyway love your content and channel Amanda!
@marykaren75422 жыл бұрын
I see Gary Goose must be using Charmin! You are brave putting your hand out to Karen like that!!
@Ambah8182 жыл бұрын
I like to think Michael is me as a mom.... He always comes up with some type of stick, twig, dirt or who knows what... U name it.... Stuck to him. For me, it's usually snacks and snots and spit up all over me. 🤣
@Erika-gm2tf2 жыл бұрын
I love all their little berry gobbling snoots. Just precious. 🫐🍇🫐
@sixpackbinky2 жыл бұрын
That spitting cracks me up! 😂 I need to borrow Michael to introduce him to congress.
@juliekaye64782 жыл бұрын
Your videos are definitely what have kept me going. I lost my sweet mama a week ago today from Covid. And your videos help so much. They bring me so much happiness. I love your sweet animals. Mom would have absolutely loved your videos and your animals. Thank you. ❤️❤️❤️
@angelagunn79862 жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry Julia -- may your mum's memory be for a blessing. And definitely, these videos are good for the soul; a respite in these difficult days, whatever difficulties we're each individually facing...
@juliekaye64782 жыл бұрын
@@angelagunn7986 Thank you so much. ❤️❤️❤️
@Candace222 жыл бұрын
My gosh Julie, I’m so so very sorry. ❤️ I’m so glad you have these sweet videos to help your heart.
@KhaeLikesCoffee2 жыл бұрын
Why are ducks so damn cute when they eat? I could watch that all day lol.
@phoebebee42502 жыл бұрын
Michael =Camouflage Master.
@barbarasimoneau57182 жыл бұрын
What is your peacocks name? He is beautiful! I have a juvenile trio and the male (named, "Goose"), hasn't gotten his adult plumage yet.😍 BTW, my farm is a lot like yours, but a few less animals. I have wanted emus for a VERY long time, but my family is afraid that they would kill, or at least, maim me!😆 So, I have to live vicariously through you and Stanley (the emu relationship I want) and Karen (the emu relationship I would get) 😁. Stay strong and keep the awesome videos coming!💕
@mck15422 жыл бұрын
Chiming in just in case Amanda cant reply. She has referred to one of them as Steve. He seems like the ringleader. How cool that you have your own! I’ve been fascinated by peacocks since I was a kid. 🦚🦚🦚
@lizhanbury18762 жыл бұрын
SOOOO WONDERFUL to see these beautiful furry and feathered creatures. They ooze love because they are so loved and well cared for. Thank you for filming and sharing them and you with us. ❤️❤️❤️
@annanderson72 жыл бұрын
Thank you for taking such good care of the animals! They are all so cute! Even Brad and Karen!
@AL-il5uw2 жыл бұрын
The Live Laugh Love in Karen and Stanley’s room is everything 😂
@donnaelkins1862 жыл бұрын
Gary goose is hilarious 😂. Michael is to funny. Love ❤ your channel and animals. Karen scares the shit out of me..lol..
@linda777---2 жыл бұрын
I love all animals but Stanley and Micheal are my favorites on this rescue farm! Love Amanda 100% it takes a special person with love in their heart to do this.
@jtrujillo28845 ай бұрын
There's cutie pie Brad making his presence known. He makes me smile...so cute. Never thought a Rooster would give me such joy. Than there's sweet Michael, without a care in the world. Just chilling and being so freaking cute. 😊❤
@Lexxs0482 жыл бұрын
I love watching your channel! All of your animals are beautiful and have different personalities. I gotta say Karen is my favorite! She just loves to pounce on you!
@FifthHorsemanofApocalypse2 жыл бұрын
I am a regular viewer of the Urban Rescue Ranch and stumbled upon this channel and the similarities between Uncle Ben's relation with Kevin , and your relation with Karen is hilarious 😂 Even Stanley is docile like the other Karen (Kevin's wife)
@vanessanedd80642 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 Micheal reminds me of my nephew, he doesn't care how he looks as long as hes happy.
@Rue7122 жыл бұрын
Karen eats so aggressively. A major difference from how Stanley eats.
@Bobsbud1002 жыл бұрын
I love ❤ this channel so much. Karen is classic. Thanks for always making me smile 😃
@Erika-gm2tf2 жыл бұрын
I love this video. Just watched it again. Thank you, Amanda for being so funny and so sweet to all your animals and sharing the blueberries with all of us. Magic moments.
@teamsomegirlsdo2 жыл бұрын
Why is Karen so bitter?? She’s officially bitter party one one. 😂
@marshabraswell56812 жыл бұрын
I think she's jealous of Amanda’s relationship with Stanley.
@ml56682 жыл бұрын
A useless farm coffee cup would be great. Love your videos. Thanks
@burntout42682 жыл бұрын
The joy I get from watching "Useless Farm" is priceless
@Kimberlea1112 жыл бұрын
I lost it when she told Brad to shut the f**k up🤣 It’s the first time I’ve laughed since I lost my only son a few months ago who was 21. My Cameron died in a motorcycle accident that wasn’t his fault. My grief is so bad and I watch these videos and this amazing lady who makes them and runs this farm and it’s the first time I’ve laughed in 4 months. Thank you✨♥️
@sugar2th1732 жыл бұрын
Awwww the Angels 😇. And kisses 😘. I love these videos. We need this now ❤️
@christinemosley14752 жыл бұрын
Idk why but so relaxing to watch.
@MUSBFRANK2 жыл бұрын
Karen was like "yeah I'll take a grape, can you hold it next to your eye?". 😠
@KevinM88TR112 жыл бұрын
Please watch your back around Brad. It's blatantly obvious he has been planning something for quite some time now.
@bushelapeck15012 жыл бұрын
When keith ate that grape & looked so blissfull w/ his ears laid back was priceless! He was certainly being a stinker spitting @ everyone, tho! At least he didn't spit @ you, Amanda. I guess michael expected you to chew it up for him & pry his mouth open 🤣 he's such a dweeb & oh, so derpy 🤪 but such a cutie patootie! They all are, except karen & brad 🤭
@janetac17382 жыл бұрын
Haha I just love the diversity you have on your farm!
@Mrimperfections777 Жыл бұрын
Stanley looked like he was freezing to death and his quivering lips trying to pick the pellets up.. I love Stanley xx
@allisonjames29232 жыл бұрын
Gasp 😱 How could Doug 🐴 ever be bad? He’s a complete sweetheart
@Bee-zw3ng2 жыл бұрын
Thanks so much for uploading. Working full time plus this and then looking after all the animals, you must never sit down! Really appreciate the longer video this morning and getting to see my favorite, Doug, being a bit naughty 😈
@D-MARIE772 жыл бұрын
Love the way the animals interact.
@aleayahart79852 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why you telling Brad to “Stfu” gave me so much satisfaction
@lisaboolee2 жыл бұрын
Mmmmmmmm...... everyBody likes those grapes 🍇 😋 ❣🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾💞🥰
@michelldurbecq29012 жыл бұрын
I love how you give them one treat and they come looking for more
@Nan-10172 жыл бұрын
I love your videos! I especially love that there’s no dumb intros and endings, just start and finish. Thank you🥰
@kasslue18772 жыл бұрын
That deep noise Karen makes is creepy! So many personalities. You handle Karen so well. This is my favorite farm. Take care.
@Here_Today_2 жыл бұрын
It may be a useless farm but it sure is a sweet one…sans Karen w/o her hat 😂
@larryg9137 Жыл бұрын
Everyone loves blueberries and grapes, amazing little piece of knowledge. Even Karen, although she loves hers swimming in warm blood.
@lindagatti7796 Жыл бұрын
They are misfits of the animal world. You've given them a chance of life. You are a kind heart.xx
@oreoorva2 жыл бұрын
Michael being a mess🤣🤣💕
@kamieaguilar90682 жыл бұрын
How precious it's a consensus they all love the grapes
@christinescott50022 жыл бұрын
Michael is so adorable. I'm glad Gary didn't shit on you while he was hanging out on your shoulder! OMG! You have peacocks! So cool to see them fly.
@Godisgood173 Жыл бұрын
I’m surprised you have any fingers left with how aggressive Karen comes in with that beak! 😊
@judymorlan89702 жыл бұрын
I love all your babies..especially Michael.
@daveb8559 Жыл бұрын
"Would you shut the f**k up" lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dejabluek82972 жыл бұрын
Doc update? So happy to see him hanging out with the family again. Also…grew up in the suburbs, live in the city…but I NEED this coat! *ICONIC* It will look good over my Useless Farm tee ♥️
@julierandell753 ай бұрын
Keith 's. Face when he got the grape was priceless😂❤
@marawatson62572 жыл бұрын
I love your battles with Karin and how you finally won her over and I can't believe what a sweetheart Stanley is. Also love your special connection with all the animals and how you play with them that's what I do on our farm, animals are the best. Love from Sydney Australia.
@joannevelazquez19953 ай бұрын
They are all beautiful especially Karen she makes me laugh every time I see your videos
@Ian-mj4pt11 ай бұрын
When I'm sad and depressed I now watch you along with the goats in pajamas 😅brings a smile and lightens the mood .😅😅
@Jenn-ie5vf2 жыл бұрын
Is it sad that I can tell the difference in her alpacas? LOL The video started and I was immediately like oh there's keith LOL
@twilacarson23082 жыл бұрын
I'm a new sub and I love to see you share some fruit with your animals. It's just lovely for their health to get those fruits and you give it to them freely with love. Everyone has a personality and you bring it all out!!!!
@jennifermurray43872 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing this, it was so relaxing and warmed my spirit ❤ 💖
@FreeRangeChiHuaHuas2 жыл бұрын
I never thought I’d be glued to a farm channel. Amanda you are so beautiful on the inside aswell as the outside. Your videos are so relaxing apart from Karen lol
@agnesrobakiewicz56392 жыл бұрын
Watching you inspires me to be more patient with my critters' antics. If you can laugh about being attacked by a prehistoric monster-bird on the daily, I can chuckle about goats jumping on my car roof and dogs leaping five foot fences to chase the FedEx truck.
@A_o7_2 жыл бұрын
Keith has such great eyelashes!!! Just like his momma ❤
@GlitzyWitch2 жыл бұрын
Keith is such a grumpy old man isn't he 😂😂
@julierutkowski76542 жыл бұрын
every one of them had the BEST reaction to the grapes. OMG that was awesome ❤️
@vnette97772 жыл бұрын
Awe Gary loves you so much,it's stinking adorable.They all love you and so do we!hehe💐🙂💯💖