VADER & Tarkin Blow Up The WRONG Planets

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2 ай бұрын

Darth Vader and Grand Moff Tarkin blow up Hoth, Naboo, Bespin, Endor and Aldeeran.
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@GeneralKenobi03 2 ай бұрын

Dont worry. I survived it. Planets gone, carry on.

@-Alfox- 2 ай бұрын

Wow, no way!

@GeneralKenobi03 2 ай бұрын

@@-Alfox- it helped that i was high on deathsticks.

@TheTranscendentForce 2 ай бұрын

@@GeneralKenobi03 hardshit done and more to come!

@JohnSkao 2 ай бұрын

You are a bold one

@dimastyrkas 2 ай бұрын

General Wasabi!!

@cadehenderson8916 2 ай бұрын

It’s reassuring to know that Tarkin would never kill innocent people by mistake

@PhantomCitadel 2 ай бұрын

Phew, that’s a relief!

@VestedUTuber 2 ай бұрын

Leia: "They're on Dantooine!" Tarkin: "Very well. Initiate destruction of Tatooine" _End Credits_

@DartLuke 2 ай бұрын

Robot chicken did it

@andrewmurray1550 2 ай бұрын

Well at least Vader won't have to return to the planet he hates ("I hate sand!"), and they're doing Han a favour by getting rid of the Hutts in one swift stroke. Hopefully, he and Chewie are off-planet and it's destroyed AFTER they leave with Ben and Luke. Luke did say he wanted to get off that rock and there was nothing left for him there.

@VestedUTuber 2 ай бұрын

@@andrewmurray1550 Seeing as this happened during Leia's interrogation and before Leia was brought to the command deck of the Death Star, they'd be cutting it very close. Alderaan was destroyed while the Falcon was in flight, but that was significantly after the prison cell scene.

@colej.banning2419 Ай бұрын

@@andrewmurray1550 I thought there were other Hutt planets besides Tatooine?

@Stoirelius 2 ай бұрын

“Dude… I feel I’m on another planet!” “Who are you??” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@fehkmehl7489 2 ай бұрын

high ground🍁

@Mad_racc00n Ай бұрын

He's stoned as shit😂

@IdeI2StOnEd Ай бұрын

let's go

@matiasvidlund1672 2 ай бұрын

Vader: Are you deaf! You must to fire on... Tarkin: Mustafar? ok! Vader: Wait no...! 💥 Vader: My fortress was on there!

@brickbanditstudios6037 2 ай бұрын

Tarkin: Oh… fortress gone, carry on.

@csabaczibere697 2 ай бұрын

Your fortress wasn't there? What a relief.

@TheBFBomber Ай бұрын

And it wasnt paid yet

@sugdolomar Ай бұрын

Vader:"The rebels weren't on my fortress, nor my planet!" Tarkin:"Commence destruction of Nur!" Vader:"You idiot, my inquisitors are there!"

@lastphantom4243 4 күн бұрын

@@sugdolomarthe real reason Vader ends up having a fortress on Vjun.

@TheTranscendentForce 2 ай бұрын

And they all were a good friends.

@mungofinalfi4480 2 ай бұрын

*-a

@Atommagi 27 күн бұрын

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?

@TheTranscendentForce 27 күн бұрын

@@Atommagi dude, you telling that story every time we meet!

@-Alfox- 2 ай бұрын

Obi-gone, carry on.

@PhantomOutlaw 2 ай бұрын

We’re slowly approaching the final Obi-gone

@Vader-Reacts 2 ай бұрын

🦾

@andrewmurray1550 2 ай бұрын

no that's Qui-GONE.

@Batman-Gothamsbat Ай бұрын

Nah i survied

@thecarolinabull01 2 ай бұрын

Vader: Oh, man, I dropped my Cheeto. Tarkin: Initiate destruction of Mygeeto.

@alexfischer7876 2 ай бұрын

*Vader:* Dang... on my boots, there's alien slime. *Tarkin:* Initiate the destruction of Hosnian Prime. *Vader:* The casinos were shut down tonight. *Tarkin:* Initiate destruction of Canto Bight. *Vader:* Remember that salt planet raid? *Tarkin:* Initiate destruction of Crait. *Vader:* Beskar plates? I need more! *Tarkin:* Initiate destruction of Mandalore. *Vader:* That domed planet in between- *Tarkin:* Initiate destruction of Plazir-15. Casinos gone. _Carry on._

@CoffeeSuccubus 2 ай бұрын

Palpatine: He did *WHAT* to my home planet?!

@alexfischer7876 2 ай бұрын

It's gone. Carry on.

@Felix-gk7hb Ай бұрын

*paper plane

@VeryEvilGM 2 ай бұрын

Vader: I'm gonna have to visit a meth bar after this. Tarkin: Initiate the destruction of Death Star! Vader: What!?!

@andrewmurray1550 2 ай бұрын

Tarkin: "On second thoughts, we'll just sit on our asses waiting for the Rebels to exploit the ONE weakness none of us saw coming - that darn exhaust port!"

@MisterMarin 2 ай бұрын

Vader: All this death and destruction is going to scar me for life. Tarkin: Is that so? In that case, initiate destruction of Scarif! Vader: No, that's not what I... Tarkin: Fire! Vader: Oh well. Scarif gone, carry on.

@kenobiiiiii 2 ай бұрын

wow its amazing how vader teleported from the death star to bespin and how luke teleported from bespin to endor and then leia teleported from the death star to alderaan and became younger, truly talented people

@Aquilenne 2 ай бұрын

Let's not forget Obi-Gone's ability to grow a beard at will

@kenobiiiiii 2 ай бұрын

@@Aquilenne of course, obi-dog is a very wise and poweful bounty hunter that some consider his abilities to be unnatural

@masere 2 ай бұрын

Han manages to survive the destruction of Hoth, but did he survive the destruction of Endor?

@radient1943 Ай бұрын

The force works in mysterious ways…

@ArtemFoxovsky 2 ай бұрын

Let's destroy a random one😂

@alesksander Ай бұрын

Afterall they dont want too destroy wrong one, XD

@HmmYesInteresting... 2 күн бұрын

Sir, you're blowing up all the wrong planets Very well, initiate destruction of alderaan planet

@Tahkaullus01 2 ай бұрын

Tarkin: [still quite miffed, marches right up to Dart Vaporator in his fluffy pink slippers] As stated previously, Darth, I am destroying all the _right_ planets. But not _necessarily_ in the right order.

@jojotheswede8444 2 ай бұрын

Ah, the slippers. One of my favourite bits of useless star wars trivia.

@A_Small_Game_Cat Ай бұрын

Nods in Eric Morecambe

@alesksander Ай бұрын

@@jojotheswede8444 imagine right hands of emperor wears slipper like a boss.. i know i would be disturbed at minimum. Even shat in mine pants a bit

@TheTranscendentForce 2 ай бұрын

"Jeez, relax" talking to himself, actually.

@kenjamin9147 Ай бұрын

Vader: STOP IT! You MUSTN'T let all these deaths tarnish -- Tarkin: What's that? They're hiding in a Death Star niche? FIRE! Vader: WHAT? NO, YOU IDIOT! HOW IS THAT EVEN PHYSICALLY POSS -- 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

@TheGrievousChannel2 2 ай бұрын

Tarkin is a good man, he totally doesn’t like to hurt innocent people!

@alexfischer7876 Ай бұрын

Trillions gone. Carry on.

@tickletorture 2 ай бұрын

Sir, you're blowing up all the wrong planets. Very well, initiate destruction of Alderaan planet. THAT WAS AMAZING.

@grigorymakarov3461 2 ай бұрын

Looks like me in childhood playing with all lego mini figures i have, breaking all the laws of logic and lore

@SizweMhlaba-tl6kw 2 ай бұрын

Tarkin: Okay then. Initiate destruction of Mandalore. FIRE!

@myautobiographyafanfic1413 2 ай бұрын

I love how all of Star Wars is happening at once.

2 ай бұрын

And Vader being on the death star while getting shot by it

@madelinegarber7860 2 ай бұрын

Vader. Man you’re getting the lore all wrong. Tarkin: Ok initiate destruction of Mandalore. Vader: No not yet! Oh never mind.

@rafikz77 2 ай бұрын

“I don’t want to hurt innocent people” 😂

@Sraye Ай бұрын

When Palpatine invented a Time Travelling Death Star and put wrong people in command. Anyway, should've blown up Coruscant. Senate gone, carry on!

@alexfischer7876 2 ай бұрын

*Vader:* Man... I really need some alcohol. *Tarkin:* Initiate the destruction of Exegol! (seconds later) *Palpatine:* Oh well. My cloning facilities are gone. _Carry on._

@Moth-pz9vg 2 ай бұрын

0:23 "she is kinda hot" How can a father crush on his daughter??

@rockervdrive 2 ай бұрын

It's okay. Obi-Wan is the father. 😂

@alexfischer7876 Ай бұрын

To be fair... he never knew that he was Leia's father at the time.

@christoferazal 2 ай бұрын

Vader: "What did you do? Why do you blow up Naboo?! It's my ex wif-" Tarkin: "Initiate destruction of Exegol, FIRE!" Palpatine: "I sense my secret planet is in danger"

@alduintheanti-dragonborn 2 ай бұрын

Knock knock Who's there? Jack Jack who? Alright, intiate destruction of Jakku!

@donadas2301 17 күн бұрын

Audience cheering.

@Sraye Ай бұрын

Vader: What's the matter with you? Are you deaf? Pay attention to the conversation before- Tarkin: Target Coruscant, FIRE! Vader: ... Senate gone, carry on.

@julianirwin1173 2 ай бұрын

Well……there goes Alderaan planets😂

@Redozas 2 ай бұрын

Planets gone, carry on👊

@TheGrievousChannel2 2 ай бұрын

I love how they blow up Darth Vader on Bespin while Darth Vader is on the Death Star at the same time.

@maksymilianziele28 5 күн бұрын

the Emperor: "Hm, maybe building a planet killer was not that good plan after all... wait a minute... Naboo?! That's my homeworld, damnit!"

@swatgamerslynx6380 2 ай бұрын

Bro, blowed up half of the planets and when it’s indoor he’s like are you sure about that Darth I don’t wanna blow the wrong planet It will be a disaster. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@frname7665 2 ай бұрын

The roger roger from the Death Star trooper made me burst out laughing more than it should have i didn't expect it lol

@jAaronGend 20 күн бұрын

Obi Gone carry on is the best catch phrase ever!

@NewMilleniumDawn 2 ай бұрын

More planets gone, carry on.

@MykelLinden 2 ай бұрын

Vader: I think we should paint this room fuchsia. Tarkin: Very well. Initiate destruction of Felucia. Vader: What? No! Someone should stop giving you the power! Tarkin: Very well. Initiate destruction of Utapau...er... Vader: WHAT? NO! Tarkin: Very well. Initiate destruction of Ach-To. Vader: NO!

@SithLord69k 2 ай бұрын

Planetcide done, carry on my wayward son, There'll be peace when you are done. Lay your weary head to rest, Don't you cry no more

@dabatmanrulz95 2 ай бұрын

Planets gone, carry on

@boqndimitrov8693 2 ай бұрын

the funniest version of :- i am your father.thanks luke! 😂

@user-hu9dw4yp9i Ай бұрын

That work will make peace forever.

@HaloSIayer99 2 ай бұрын

Vader : i need to go get a loaf of bread. My diet isnt going very well. Tarkin: alright commence destruction of lothal

@myautobiographyafanfic1413 2 ай бұрын

Oh no! I've bingewatched all your videos and want more! Backlog gone, Carry on.

@Borastheantichrist 2 ай бұрын

Leia should have told him it was a secret cell on Coruscant. Tarkin: The death of the Emperor is a small price to pay to assure the destruction of every last rebel.

@user-tk6li9li5n 2 ай бұрын

It was destroyed in a previous episode.

@Pa1ad1no 2 ай бұрын

Meme done, carry on.

@julianparsons3027 8 күн бұрын

Wow. The death star laser transcends time and alternate dimensions!

@jackadams3878 19 күн бұрын

"obi wan never told you about your father" "he told me enough. he told me you are my father" "no, i am your fath- wait, what?" XD

@mysticwraith6667 2 ай бұрын

I love this Vader he's just so done with everyone 😂

@frname7665 2 ай бұрын

Oh my God the Allthewrong Planet joke flew over my head completely lmaoooo

@danielradatz3092 Ай бұрын

This time he Blew up Bespin, Endor and Alderaan.

@Jolgeable 2 ай бұрын

Thank you again, Alfox! 😄

@-Alfox- 2 ай бұрын

My pleasure! ;)

@charliedallachie3539 2 ай бұрын

lol let’s just blow up the all the know planets in the galaxy 😂😂

@luckygamermemberofvma7903 2 ай бұрын

Camino and Coruscant must be first

@Dwayne_LaFontant Ай бұрын

I should not have given the empire that pelter-D turbo v2.

@HaloSIayer99 2 ай бұрын

Vader : im gonna go to the pet store on the death star and get my chameleon lizard Tarkin : Alright commence destruction of Kamino.

@brucedelamotte1990 2 ай бұрын

“Yanno what, stuff it. Destroy the galaxy!”

@Scorpion-Gamer82 8 күн бұрын

Imagine if Leia had said the rebels were on Exegol and Tarkin went ahead and blew it up.

@alphakraut 2 ай бұрын

Obi gone carry on 😂

@cambuxton6835 2 ай бұрын

Vader:…. Tarkin: what do you say when oops does not cover it?

@officerdoggy8958 2 ай бұрын

Darth Sidious: Remind me to order Tarkin execution

@Cnw8701 Ай бұрын

Man, this was hilarious! 😂 I love how the Imperial guy said: "Roger, roger."

@Unlucky1776 27 күн бұрын

She's hoth LMAOOO

@shalalalalom Ай бұрын

I died at the Endor cut

@maestro-zq8gu 2 ай бұрын

Oh no Vader just called his daughter hot.

@michaelrobertson4562 2 ай бұрын

That naboo part was great man😂

@ddnidd6466 2 ай бұрын

Every dream has meaning My dreams:

@dobrorhei 2 ай бұрын

Best one so far 😂😂

@paul-roblox5174 Ай бұрын

Vader:"Tarkin be you start firing at Planets my friends on...." Tarken:%Ok, that is good is enough for me, FIRE!" Vader:"Dude, I was going to say my friends are on Moon, but since you interrupted me and Moon is gone I don't get see my friends anymore" Tarkin:"Oops, I was having to much fun, oh well, FIRE!" Luke Skywalker:"Don't worry Yoda, I will try not do or much not there's no try, and I get my airplane out of this pond" Yoda:"First off, This not pond it is swamp, Second, you don't have airplane and that is not airplane either that is space ship and you have space ship, also are you sure you can able get your space ship out that swamp?" Luke Skywalker:"Yes I'm sure Yoda"

@crism8868 2 ай бұрын

Vader: "I was only being curious and..." Tarkin: "Very well. Initiate the destruction of Coruscant" Palpatine, back in Coruscant: "The republic will be reorganized into the First Galactic Empire, for a safe and secure society" *Everyone gets blown up*

@Antifrost 2 ай бұрын

VADER: Don't underestimate the raw power of the Dark Side. If I had you in an arm bar, I'd make you tap out! TARKIN: Understood. Initiate destruction of Utapau.

@SmoMo_ 2 ай бұрын

Oh yes, this is very good indeed. When they blow the planet with darth but darth is also in the other room, I thought to myself, this is really something fresh. This is really going somewhere that most narrative never goes. Thankyou for all your short star wars parody videos, they are very artful and I enjoy them a lot.

@-Alfox- 2 ай бұрын

Haha, thank you ;)

@karlhutte9007 Ай бұрын

Its on Korriban...its on Korriban!

@user-pu4vc2sn2g 14 күн бұрын

2:53 earth gone, carry on

@Mikeb813 2 ай бұрын

Haha-- noble, proper Qui-Gon giving Maul a, "what's up my dude?" was priceless!!

@BeefyWaffles 2 ай бұрын

We need more pls

@CarMrazomor 2 ай бұрын

These are pure gold

@-Alfox- 2 ай бұрын

Thanks!

@danielradatz3092 Ай бұрын

Yoda on Dagobah no, if I have to say about this a word...!

@danielradatz3092 Ай бұрын

About Palpatines last Sentence.

@TheLIMAK8 2 ай бұрын

The moment when Vader got a bounty on a planet

@KartikPlays 2 ай бұрын

How is Vader on Bespin and on Death Star? 0% logic, 100% laughter

@andrewmurray1550 2 ай бұрын

warp 10 barrier. YOu're everywhere at once. Without the salamanders.

@princesscadance197 2 ай бұрын

Hold up, doesn’t the lore state that the Death Star needs to consume an entire star to fire? Sheesh, how many stars did it eat?

@bloodred255 2 ай бұрын

Vader needs im sorry to daughter card.

@cha02psc 2 ай бұрын

Anderson getting forgetful in his old and incredibly burned and scarred age

@isaaccraig8711 Ай бұрын

Vader: "Tarkin, did I ever tell u how my wife died while giving birth?" Tarkin: "Understood, initiate destruction of earth." Me just relaxing peacefully at my back garden: "Man I sure hope nothing bad ever happens to our planet. Hey why's that giant green laser heading towards us?" 💥

@TripDarlin 2 ай бұрын

Videos are great

@wrotek_roblox 2 ай бұрын

1:27 Tarkin destroying planets when vader is while talking with the vader. seems logic

@andrewmcmillions3138 2 ай бұрын

Oh yeah, this fights gonna be one for the history books -darth mauls last words

@U.N.S.R Ай бұрын

2:53 THATS EARTH!

@Justicsgenie 2 ай бұрын

Darth vendor: i dont like sand Tarkin: blow up coruscant?

@user-lu4xu9bf1u 2 ай бұрын

Is Dart Vegan uses dark side powers to teleport in time and space?😮😮😮😮

@-Alfox- 2 ай бұрын

Yep

@jamesvan2201 3 күн бұрын

Hindsight being 20/20, the empire could have easily won the war had they started with this.😂

@unr34L- 22 күн бұрын

Somehow, Naboo returned.

@TheRealNormanBates Ай бұрын

2:40 "I shall buy all the drugs."

@NoenMar 5 күн бұрын

They destroyed HOTH lolololol

@alphakraut 2 ай бұрын

hahaha you made a German laugh congratulations 😂

@-Alfox- 2 ай бұрын

Haha, bin selber halb Deutsch ;)

@alphakraut 2 ай бұрын

@@-Alfox- Ok das kam unerwartet :D

@xbirdshorts5075 2 ай бұрын

Vader casually disposing of obi wan's and his own ghost clones like in that one rick battle royale episode of rick and morty

@andrewmurray1550 2 ай бұрын

I love Maul's "Hello there!"

@danielradatz3092 Ай бұрын

He killed Luke and Leia with the destructions is right for the Sith.

@Vader-Reacts 2 ай бұрын

Tarkin, remind me again why we're not letting the droids handle the targeting systems?

@Batman-Gothamsbat Ай бұрын

Nah i survived it two times

@dosidicusgigas1376 Ай бұрын

Id be down for an endor rave