This has to be one of your best videos.

"History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce." Pretty well summarizes the last half of this video.

If Valefisk ever jumps into politics (probably never) his opposition is going to use the company of heroes videos to easily dispose of him

The best WWII reenactment on the market, right here ladies and gents

“Time to spam pioneers.” -Hitler 1945 as he recruits the young and old for the battle of Berlin.

you know, historically speaking, this was pretty accurate, all the way down to the useless teammate.

"Without getting me on some kind of a list in the Hague" Implying your not on several such lists?

What the V in V1 Rocket stands for? Valefrisk because of the amount of warcrimes commited with it

"If he doesn't lose the engine" *_turns the tiger's engine towards the anti tank guns_*

I'd like to recommend the COH2 mod "The Advanced Powers", seems to have the ethos of making everyone op as shit. Each faction has several specialisations, which can all completely change the way they're played. Wehrmacht has : The Japanese, giving them access to a bunch of new infantry, and a rather effective suicide bombing truck. The Ubersoldaten program, leaving them with very few vehicles, but much more powerful and varied infantry force (such as gmg emplacements) The Panzerkraft program gives them a BUNCH of different vehicles, all of which can be customised. Most importantly, it has the Maus, which can also mount propaganda speakers. OKW has : Zombies. Unrestricted chemical warfare (and Phosphurus Spewing Hetzers) Soviets have : Mass Armour rushes, decreasing the cost of tanks, and increasing the numbers available, but decreasing ammunition income and variety of infantry available. Infantry spam, allowing them to bring out 20 man squads of partizans with pistols, but they can hijak enemy vehicles, taking them over like absolute madlads. US has : Mass, indiscriminate explosive usage, including bombers and big guns, including minigun exoskeleton soldiers. The MARINES, OORAH British have : Resorting to trench warfare with a standard infantry squad you can upgrade into pretty much any role. Raid tactics, to make them almost as cheesy as in CoH 1, which, among other things, gives ALL of their units camouflage, including tanks, so you can bring in Invisible Churchills.

V1 just means there's 1 condensed Valefisk in that rocket V2 was more powerful, because there's 2 Valefisks in it V3 could apparently reach the East Coast, that's because it had a war crime propulsion

"We can pull this back, it's okay" -Hitler, hiding in the bunker

*sees Valefisk video* *war crimes intensify*

Vale impersonated Hitler even more by keeping his tanks in a defensive emplacement and only moving them forward when it was to late

"All I want to do is burn people. Is that really so bad?" -Valefisk, 2019

"The allies repaired the bridge to the west and are moving in on our base" "Our panther and King Tiger are going to push to their base" "Valefisk... the panzers" "The panzer were destroy by Airbornes and AT guns. They cannot push anymore"

Vale, the Geneva Conventions is a list of things you AREN'T supposed to do, not a guidebook!

"This is not gonna end well, this is the end of me" holy shit lmao

I was just for him to yell "FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN FEGELEIN!"

*puts friendly AI on easy and enemy AIs on hard and normal* “This is gonna be a bit harder than I expected it to be”

You deserve a award for being the first non-eu to pronounce Wehrmacht. Well done!

The map at the start of the video is already looking like a waffle.... *...I Like where this is going...*

Loving your vids Vale. Keep the warcrimes coming

now do a "TRY NO TO COMMIT WAR CRIME" challenge

Vale "Bomb everything" FIsk has returned!!!

Valefisk: sector clear Ai: pushes across river Valefisk: NOT CLEAR SECTOR NOT CLEAR

"This was not how it was supposed to go!" Sounding really Hitlerish right there.

Pro tip: when you put a goliath on the bridge, just leave it there. let the enemy shoot it while crossing and blow themselves up.

Quick, no one tell him about Blitzkrieg and the Afrika '43 addon.

0:46 Vale, relax, we all know Wehrmacht troops were innocent and didn't participate in any warcrimes. They were just standing close. Watching. Siletly judging. Just like ther most innocent man in the world, Hirohito...

"Lets bring the Wirblewind" Send an Ostwind instead

Hans. .... Get ze Flammenwerfer.

You're favorite imperial guard regiment must be the death korps of krieg... I know that you're every kriegsmans favorite KZfaqr do... You would make an excellent krieg commander as well!

If I had a quarter for every time Vale said "this isn't good," I'd have enough to pay off his legal fees.

when war crimes aren't enough for valefisk

Me: Launches Company of Heroes 2 Steam: Hippity Hoppity time to crash your desktoppity!

Plagued by a combination of airborne, AT guns, and mortars hunkered down in one point of the map? Allow me to introduce my friend, the Nebelwerfer.

But how about this Valefisk: COH, but with the blitzkrieg mod? eh? eeeeh? there's some good crime to pull off there.

On ai difficulty normal and up the AI has no fog of war, gets extra starting resources, has increased armor, and has increased accuracy. It also has significantly less cooldown on abilities. Basically, the ai cheats to win because it's so brain dead.

Vale, your videos keep me alive

Can't wait to see some double Sherman Calliope shenanigans with the USA Armor Company

I just started watching your channel with a Skyrim video and now this... I can't believe it. Two of my favorite games. You're now my God

Valefisk, teaching us history since 2019.

Thank you for putting extra effort into this video, it made the video one of your best.

this is the best COH video i ever seen so far keep up the work

Valefisk love your content man! Keep it coming

Valefisk: continuing to bring players to a now mostly dead game.

The most accurate historical recreation of World War 2

For more war crimes try the US Sherman with Mine Flail. Run it into infantry and laugh like a maniac.

You know things are bad when you hear your commanding officer muttering something about Eldritch Horrors lurking in the fog.

If you like choke points, you will LOVE 38th Parallel. Your love of choke points is the same as mine, as the experience of your enemies fruitlessly throwing themselves at MGs is just so god damn SATISFYING.

Nothing like Warcrimes to start the day

I am now subscribed for your CoH content. This is amazing

This video was ridiculously entertaining, funniest thing I've seen all week!

Pounded by pounders lmao But with that much manpower ya could've just gone for mass Whirlwind x AT for double penetrating action!

yay a new Valefisk video thanks mate :D

Just found your channel today, and I'm liking what I'm seeing. As a thing though, watching this CoH seems much more involved and fleshed out than CoH2

This has to be your best Company of Heroes video ever

One little tip - you can move tanks backwards!

17:00 Mustage man approaches casually* Hey kids wanna fight for the Fatherland?

So accurate for the moment that is history XDDDDD

11:32 you needed those guys *A LONG TIME AGO* lol

Thing you missed, Vale, is that if you use terror doctrine, the scary propaganda is actually super effective for getting rid of infantry. If there's no infantry, you can kill the AT guns with your own infantry.

Sabaton:They are the Panzer Elite, born to comp-- Valefisk:They are useless

You were right that date plus what ur saying g matches perfectly well

1945 “Commit Seppuku” OMG I’m dying!!! 😂

great vid man don't stop getting on those lists

Finally first you get me to play this and now I know how to meme with my favorite faction

You should do a playthrough where you don't do war crimes in the first 3 minutes

The Battle of the Bulge part was TOO spot-on xD

This is gold, thanks for video!

Inject this directly into my veins.

Game of childhood ♥️ Thank for bringing back memories

Spartans would love you with the whole choke point thing

“Ah damn we didn’t get it though the bridge is still intact” -historically accurate depiction of Germany

I like how every cut is: "oh for fuck's sake" "omg" "fuck" " *sigh* oh fuck"

"Holy shit" - Hitlerfisk after seeing the effect of the V1 rocket

Vale: You had firestorm. FIRE. STORM.

Oh my, “the strongest defence is a good offence” is still to be confirmed.

Thanks for the upload mr.Fisk

No matter how many times you use it, the V1 always makes you go 'hooooly shit'

You should play the Wikinger Mod for CoH2. You can commit more war crimes with a Sturmtiger and Flame Hetzers and the SS.

inb4 3 reuploads oh wait this isnt ISP

Operation Citadel and he says "If we can just take out these guns, I think we could make a little push for the centre... OH!" - that's so accurate it got me laughing out loud

I’ve seen V1 impacts in game, but I had no idea they could do thatz

Vale, I must say, this has to be the most historically accurate video I have ever seen. When in doubt *gO FuLL BaTtLE Of ThE BuLGe On THeM*

the wait for this video was worth it.

Love your CoH videos!

This is scarily accurate.

IN THE SKIES ABOVE THE ISLE, ACES IN EXILE PREVAIL

when you have firestorm but you wait for ze v1

As a tank nerd I have to say that you're killing me with that Stug pronunciation

Oh the Wehrmacht. I have exactly 1 instance using them that would have been video gold. It was the map Route N13. I was playing vs my dad who was US and went ranger tree. I got a King Tiger and made a push on his base. It didnt go well, but as I was retreating my lone King Tiger down the center road back to my base, my dad was chasing it with 2-3 ranger squads with their Zooka's and an M8 Armored Car. He got my KT down to a sliver of health but every single round he fired into its ass, the entire way back to my base, bounced. I got my King Kitty back to base and repaired it. I think my dad gave up after that...cuz I dont remember much else about that fight. Wehrmact truly do make Wunderwaffe.

'Vale-it's not a warcrime if it goes faster than light- fisk' is back my boys

The Firestorm is lethally against light vehicles too. It can even deal some good damage to Shermans. You should use often that power!!

11minutes... You have fire storm ready to go riiight there

I loved the WW2 documentary

“Make a push for center” More like army group center

It's ok Vale. Choking people appeals to me too.

WONDERFUL WUNDERWAFFE