Valentine's Day Special: Bobby Lee & Khalyla | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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Bobby Lee and Khalyla sit down with Theo Von to talk about their relationship & the Slept Kingdom pledging allegiance to Chris D'Elia, as well as to give listener's advice on their own relationships.
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@TheoVon 3 жыл бұрын

Be good to yourself, you deserve it. bit.ly/theo-von

@charliec4385 3 жыл бұрын

@Just Matty thats a brilliant cover for a stalker..... stay away from this one Theo

@TherealNOTrealArtist 3 жыл бұрын

09⁹

@raul8259 3 жыл бұрын

Funny ass fuck

@jameskelleher1032 2 жыл бұрын

@@charliec4385 op. Ovoivvbb v v o

@abrampena6385 2 жыл бұрын

I just noticed how Bobby was fucking with Theo because he noticed Theo's half chub through his loins! >.

@sirsmokealot705 5 жыл бұрын

That was the longest stare ever from Bobby lmaooo

@kevinyeager9023 5 жыл бұрын

Haha right awesome death stare lol

@Dave-mk9bw 5 жыл бұрын

What's with the subliminal constant frame glitches though?

@rickybizzness7364 5 жыл бұрын

LOL! Fuk thats funny!

@Baniq1986 5 жыл бұрын

he never blinked once the whole time, impressive

@Guitarfailtastic2857 5 жыл бұрын

he's only mad cause he's height challenged

@_Vader_ 5 жыл бұрын

"If I'm hard, I tell everyone in the room now, cause I don't want a crime." LOOOOOOL

@evanabbott2737 4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha

@Americansikkunt 4 жыл бұрын

I'm a foreigner, is that really what I should say?

@PKaddicted 4 жыл бұрын

Wish I knew this sooner , fuck

@emmamadgini4139 4 жыл бұрын

I'm not white soo maybe somebody kind enough to further more explain what does he meant? 😕😑😨

@shazaibbiazahs 4 жыл бұрын

@@emmamadgini4139 He's saying that if he has an erection, then he will tell everyone in the room about it. He's basically referring to how men can easily get accused of sexual harassment so this is somehow a good way to ensure he doesn't get accused of anything.

@eamon4279 3 жыл бұрын

“He was using his Psalms” was the best hitter of this episode and it went unrecognized. This is why I love Theo Von.

@evanhooker1061 3 жыл бұрын

I died when i heard it

@ruthh3496 2 жыл бұрын

right, i literally just came here to check if anyone else clocked it haha

@natebergeman 2 жыл бұрын

Yes!!! I was wondering who else caught that

@jimmyjunk8498 2 жыл бұрын

I'm SO glad you shared your love for Theo. Very important.

@qnzmar10 Жыл бұрын

18:58 around we he says it

@Truth4peace4freedom 3 жыл бұрын

Bobby: "You can't say retarded, right?" Theo: "Ummm, you can say it one time."

@needjesus3846 Жыл бұрын

@hackshawridge Жыл бұрын

Which he did already🤣

@joaquincutz Жыл бұрын

XDDDDDD

@HighPriestess999 6 ай бұрын

Hilarious 😂😂

@chriscash1982 5 жыл бұрын

Theo has the best analogies " Like you were playing ski ball and just won two tickets" 😂 😂 😂

@daniataylor6783 5 жыл бұрын

What did he say, Polynesian something or another lmfao 🤣

@jromero17 5 жыл бұрын

Dania Rodriguez Polynesian Hush puppy

@Kloppsserialbottlers 2 жыл бұрын

Like he's testing out a lava lamp to see is it expensive

@Moneybaggbanda Жыл бұрын

Like a truck fell over and the are crawling out the side .

@steveyobs551 Жыл бұрын

21:40

@h.p.3072 5 жыл бұрын

"are you asleep or awake" lmao

@willharrison6982 5 жыл бұрын

H. P. You tryna get coffee?

@peasantt- 5 жыл бұрын

dev dow wow man. chill.

@h.p.3072 5 жыл бұрын

gang gang

@willharrison6982 5 жыл бұрын

Jekyll Hyde I’m looking for YOU to take my TUBE

@willharrison6982 5 жыл бұрын

dev dow sick bruh, is that what the fox says?

@KCsheets88 3 жыл бұрын

When Bobby just sits there staring at Theo for like 5 mins and then Theo asks if he's awake... I died laughing 🤣😂☠️☠️ funny asf!! These two together have a good vibe and very funny.

@bltn7469 2 жыл бұрын

Calm down , breath ...

@feezible Жыл бұрын

@@bltn7469 ahah

@illkissyourightnow Жыл бұрын

@@bltn7469 breathe

@ken_thatswild Жыл бұрын

I died at that part

@ThePolarBearSquad 11 ай бұрын

I think Bobby was a lil upset that he interrupted him and said he’s talking to his girl 😂😂

@sambruhn1027 Жыл бұрын

"Hey can I see that knife? No but you can hold the case" that just broke my reality. I think that's my favorite part!

@oobydoobytooby4430 5 жыл бұрын

Bobby giving that DEATHHHH STARE to theo when he said im talking to the girrrrrl Lmaoooooooo

@Flipindabird23 5 жыл бұрын

Oobydooby Tooby I was dying. He has a direct line to my funny bone; and it’s a conference call with Theo. “I fell like I’m watching that show ‘Yellow Mirror”

@yomama847 4 жыл бұрын

7:20 for anyone who wants to watch

@samster2626 4 жыл бұрын

He mean mugged tff out of Theo for 3min as he was getting roasted 😂

@AEM479 4 жыл бұрын

Omg. So.....................awkward.

@websurferwizard 3 жыл бұрын

@@yomama847 IM DYING

@smoovetoons2092 5 жыл бұрын

19:04 "Wow dude, it's like using his psalms" Underrated joke.

@Camlikesfitness 5 жыл бұрын

Thought so too!

@evanabbott2737 5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha

@evanabbott2737 5 жыл бұрын

But what a weird way to jack off in public....!🤔

@FeastTheStoic 5 жыл бұрын

Smoove Toons wordplay

@brendanballard2216 5 жыл бұрын

Damn that flew right over my head. King of the wordplay

@christinearmentor8813 2 жыл бұрын

At 8:11 i lost it 😂 bobby has been staring at theo since theo said “i was asking the woman” and theo finally acknowledged him by saying “are you asleep or awake” lmao 🤣

@gonzalonovaco7548 Жыл бұрын

1:27:57 The way Bobby looks at both of them after she said she was in a relationship with 2 men and theo locks eyes with Bobby was hilarious The silence had me dying until Theo smirked 💀

@asherweck Жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@alextheshrimp. Жыл бұрын

The way they were glancing at eachother WAS HILARIOUSSSS

@somethinglame5472 11 ай бұрын

Didn’t she end up doing that again?! Why Bobby was relapsing? Shadddddy

@geofferywilliams5844 10 ай бұрын

Theo trying to scoop on in that relationship ahaha , Theo the man haha Khaliyla choosing Theo over Bobby weooo

@anonv790 7 ай бұрын

@@somethinglame5472 Dude said he didn't give her dick for two years in a podcast. If your lady has holding out on you for TWO YEARS with no real explanation you'd probably wanna go try other people yourself.

@koovvv 4 жыл бұрын

19:10 "he was using his psalms" 😂😂💀💀 genius af

@ICYPROFITS 4 жыл бұрын

He's got some serious chops

@eatingrightwithavi9613 4 жыл бұрын

I thought this was an underrated comment too. Theo is super quick with play on word

@G_Ozare 4 жыл бұрын

His brain is NUTS. He just made that shit up on the spot. He's like the Eminem of comedy.

@clintwestwood4545 4 жыл бұрын

funny af and impressive af

@Snyjnz 4 жыл бұрын

Fam I cried

@dienjames1082 5 жыл бұрын

“Burning thighs, hidden Dragon” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@miks2819 3 жыл бұрын

"Using his psalms"....went over everybody's head

@mikesemie5028 3 жыл бұрын

That was true genius

@JudePhilips 3 жыл бұрын

This didn’t go over anyone’s head. Everyone got this... 😂

@miks2819 3 жыл бұрын

@@JudePhilips i dont think you got it

@schnagalaga 3 жыл бұрын

So good

@_onthemike_8899 3 жыл бұрын

There were many parts that had me crack up but this right here, made me lose it. Theo is a Fucking genius.

@LouiePGallo 3 жыл бұрын

Look at Bobby's stare from 07:20 to 08:45. I LOVE how Theo and Bobby are basically playing a game here. You can tell Theo is doing his BEST to get Bobby to break. hahaha

@poopymcnuts 2 жыл бұрын

You asleep or awake?

@cruton8_6 Жыл бұрын

I noticed that too 😂

@josephjoestar995 Жыл бұрын

I’m askinggg.. the womennn 😂😂😂

@Gibson1961SG 5 жыл бұрын

@7:19 Bobby's face when he says "I asked the woomaannnnna." Hahahaha!

@MIngalls 5 жыл бұрын

Dude, he stared at him for sooo long!!! I was getting uncomfortable

@Gibson1961SG 5 жыл бұрын

@@MIngalls I thought there was about to be a real fight.

@jackfox4216 5 жыл бұрын

More like womannnn

@javalavao8 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@JohnnySideburnsX 5 жыл бұрын

He wanted to kill him!

@MFRiley 4 жыл бұрын

8:05 "Are you asleep or awake" LMFAO

@TheAgingGermanicFoid 4 жыл бұрын

shit was so racist 😂😂😂

@jeffreyhenderson3908 4 жыл бұрын

8:05

@jpk9902 4 жыл бұрын

Theo felt zero intimidation by that stare.

@jeremylecocq826 4 жыл бұрын

Chris is only prettier because he's younger, Theo was way handsome before he had those wrinkles.

@xXJMZJrXx 4 жыл бұрын

jeywas_here whatchu mean they are the same age 😂 theos only 10 days older

@joeyomen4118 Жыл бұрын

Theo + bobby Lee is a combination that will never get old . I love the beginning how Theo is just being that friend that wants to know about his homies relationship

@mikemiller5637 3 жыл бұрын

It’s awkward that Bobby crashed Khalyla and Theo’s date.

@switchkick9153 3 жыл бұрын

Dude, I’m gonna be honest... she’s staring right at Theo the entire time. Like Bobby definitely notices too, it’s just if he says anything it will look weak and insecure.

@sarahh1933 3 жыл бұрын

@@switchkick9153 she just tends to look at people that way no matter what she’s talking about or who she’s talking to. they’re clearly friends and all parties seem to respect one another

@switchkick9153 3 жыл бұрын

@@sarahh1933 nahhhhh living with two guys at the same time previously?........ that’s sketch if you ask me

@Scottierolls 2 жыл бұрын

@@switchkick9153 you must be an insecure person yourself!

@milliesmith495 2 жыл бұрын

@@switchkick9153 but her previous relationship doesn’t mean she can’t be trusted with men?? lmao they all chose to be in a throuple now she’s choosing to be with only bobby. not really a hard concept. Men are always so judgey when it comes to woman.

@scotth.ferguson7693 5 жыл бұрын

19:04 "It's like using his psalms" That is absolutely brilliant

@anthonybrindisi9151 5 жыл бұрын

Literally just realized the double entendre thanks to your comment.

@str8todamoney 5 жыл бұрын

@@anthonybrindisi9151 Hate to be that guy, but was the entendre?

@scotth.ferguson7693 5 жыл бұрын

@@str8todamoney Jerking off with a bible, in that fashion literally using your palms, or psalms as Theo put it, as in the Book of Psalms of the old Testament

@str8todamoney 5 жыл бұрын

@@scotth.ferguson7693 I'm stupid as fuck.

@timothyharkin Жыл бұрын

@@str8todamoney psalms as in a sacred song or hymn found in religious books and palms as in the inside of the hands.

@alexteo6273 4 жыл бұрын

Lee: but when I hit high school. My parents went bankrupt. My parents had to sell the house Theo: a house. Sounds nice

@fitzyakamcsyke 4 жыл бұрын

Put 'em in there with Stiopic, g'head I dare ya, Stiopic is crazy!

@SnailHatan 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks, I’m incapable of listening

@effu9593 Жыл бұрын

Pfft parents?? Must be nice bro.

@sethbishop6890 Жыл бұрын

You had a dishwasher??

@daavids55 Жыл бұрын

Theo had 5 rooms, kitchen and 2 bathrooms in his house 🤣

@dejarno9739 3 жыл бұрын

Theo's emotional intelligence is outstanding

@cmap1503 2 жыл бұрын

its average

@kiddykraft4480 2 жыл бұрын

@@cmap1503 😂

@Ali-et9oz Жыл бұрын

@dejarno It rlly is

@yiyomi3749 Жыл бұрын

@@lilykay8733 we know you’re single

@cheyennetomiska7779 Жыл бұрын

This guy literally saved my life, from my own depression. Laughter is the best medicine

@gastonlarson1640 Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@primetimejabroni903 Жыл бұрын

I haven’t laughed in ages

@bradlindsey4485 Жыл бұрын

@@primetimejabroni903 haha, that's funny

@suncat5160 11 ай бұрын

Factual information. Word.

@zdotspade 7 ай бұрын

@@bradlindsey4485🤣🤣

@mamabear7110 5 жыл бұрын

"I'm so angry that my insides are like making noises." - Bobby Lee I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

@uzaira9088 2 жыл бұрын

That boi hungry.

@seagulhead12 5 жыл бұрын

I'm asking the woman. Long stare. Theo acting like nothing is wrong. That shit was hilarious. Then he asks if he's awake. Ha!

@zen4189 4 жыл бұрын

Dude that stare was looooooooooooooong...no blink

@nic4006 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like we are on an episode of yellow mirror....yall seen that show yellow mirror? 😂🤣😂

@joschwan89 3 жыл бұрын

i laughed soooo hard

@nic4006 3 жыл бұрын

I've yet to find a podcast moment that has made me laugh as hard as this

@mrcrster 3 жыл бұрын

@@nic4006 what’s yellow mirror? Is it black mirror, but saying yellow as an Asian joke? I could be way off

@shaf331 Жыл бұрын

“Are you asleep or awake?” 😂😂😂

@stephaniewestrick5772 Жыл бұрын

Bobby gave him the stare down

@camiscute3578 Жыл бұрын

"are you asleep or are you awake"

@MSP106 5 жыл бұрын

Kahlyla: Bobby likes the smell of poo! Bobby: looks at the camera *shrugs*

@davidbacio 5 жыл бұрын

1:05:12

@jasonsmith9959 5 жыл бұрын

I timestamped this immediately for posterity. Bobby is a LEGEND

@obbah1818 5 жыл бұрын

How did they not cast him in The Office

@stormcorrosion176 5 жыл бұрын

@DmgNebulaa 5 жыл бұрын

@@obbah1818 what character would he have played?

@heywhohithelights 5 жыл бұрын

4:09 “Reset my um” “chi?” “Straight stare” 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@jamarusjackson9665 4 жыл бұрын

EmmiElevated - you bad

@CasaDeLeonas 3 жыл бұрын

Yooo Bobby was actually mad at Theo for saying “I’m asking the woman” 😆

@TrTveT 2 жыл бұрын

They're doing a bit

@drinny2214 2 жыл бұрын

“r u awake or asleep?” 😭

@littlejackalo5326 2 жыл бұрын

Nope. He wasn't mad. It's just comedy you don't get.

@michaelw7327 2 жыл бұрын

@@littlejackalo5326 no how tf is that comedy?? Clearly Bobby was mad at Theo for shutting him up and was trying to hold his anger in the best he could

@leetheflea4096 Жыл бұрын

I think he was definitely pissed but they're friends and he knows Theo didn't mean it bad. At the same time Bobby did make it clear not to do that

@justinlundy2142 3 жыл бұрын

"Theres three of them, but they only use two. Like the Mary, Kate, and Ashely Olsen thing." -Theo

@Sergio-fu7mv 4 жыл бұрын

“When are you gonna take that thing to the bank brotha? *SILENCE* 😂😂😂

@ryan6689 4 жыл бұрын

"You little fucking chim churri." Haha

@stevesanchez8686 4 жыл бұрын

When he called him a pokemon lol

@andrewfreeman88 5 жыл бұрын

That silent treatment Bobby gave after Theo said I'm asking the ladyyyy. HAAAAAA LOLOL

@Kaluth 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah he got insecure for a moment there

@matthewspence7653 5 жыл бұрын

and Theo in the middle of that death stare asks Bobby “Are you asleep or awake?” fucking killing it man 😂😂😂

@systematik 5 жыл бұрын

@@Kaluth I don't think you understand what the definition of "insecure" is.

@danielg3924 2 жыл бұрын

man that moment when Bobby is trying to tell Theo he loves him and Theo can't look him in the eye, feels like I'm watching a therapy reality show

@TempestRisq 2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit Theo turning round to Bobby saying are you asleep or awake then continuing his conversation killed me

@flex_piper 4 жыл бұрын

"Dude I feel like I'm on yellow mirror have you seen that show?" - Theo Von.

@lucasm999 4 жыл бұрын

what show is that i cant find it?

@Adrian-zp1yb 4 жыл бұрын

@@lucasm999 its a play on words my guy. He is referencing black mirror but since bobby is korean he said yellow mirror which im pretty sure you could guess what that means lmao

@lucasm999 4 жыл бұрын

Saguh tra that’s what I figured thanks

@graciousgifts1221 2 жыл бұрын

Lame

@SincereDoper 5 жыл бұрын

4:19 theo: you seem like a nice lady khalyla: i am theo: thank you smoooooth

@jackfox4216 5 жыл бұрын

SincereDoper 😂😂

@GodsNode 5 жыл бұрын

I don't get it.

@gurralarre816 5 жыл бұрын

@@GodsNode same

@GodsNode 5 жыл бұрын

@@jackfox4216 sometimes I think I am.

@jackfox4216 5 жыл бұрын

Sonny Torres 😩

@dalesollars2294 Жыл бұрын

Bobby reminds me of the lion on wizard of oz when hr laughs and shrugs his shoulders

@samsonlink8146 Жыл бұрын

This has to be the funniest podcast episode I’ve ever watched 😂

@TigerBelly 5 жыл бұрын

Theo we need you on TigerBelly soon!!! (Maybe if y'all Rat King supporters subscribe, cross-collab will happen sooner than you think.... or, it will happen anyway and I'll pretend it was thanks you your support.... either way, come on over to our channel next week for a surprise that may not be a surprise but you'll be happy). -PD

@seand5942 5 жыл бұрын

Already subbed to both but I'll pretend to be surprised and happy

@andrewhapple3422 5 жыл бұрын

#GangGang

@rpsanchez87 5 жыл бұрын

Can u dudes get callen or Schaub on the pod.

@mixedbysherb3244 5 жыл бұрын

TigerBelly look into it

@xxcosmicwarriorxx5108 5 жыл бұрын

Nosotros papaya Slept King!!!

@andrewharris1391 5 жыл бұрын

@7:23 hahaha Bobby looks like he wants to fkn kill Theo

@glight23 5 жыл бұрын

LMAO! I saw it! He held that stare for a minute!

@kurt2869 5 жыл бұрын

I thought he was actually going to kill him lol.

@alexjacobs2080 5 жыл бұрын

yo im fucking dying

@paulb2608 5 жыл бұрын

Bobby such a lil baby sometimes... Love the guy tho

@jamesbael6255 5 жыл бұрын

That's fear...

@melissafritts4955 2 жыл бұрын

The way Bobby is staring at Theo when he’s talking to his wife 😂😂😂

@MrEdlawrence 2 жыл бұрын

He's not even blinking lmfao!!

@TechMetalRules 5 жыл бұрын

Bobby "Can I just say this" Lee

@sarahtea9272 5 жыл бұрын

TechMetalRules : ahhh! So glad to see this comment, I noticed he said it a few times but then started listening for it specifically and thought maybe I just got hung up on it. LoL

@hittman1412 4 жыл бұрын

"is is that..."

@vitor3000 4 жыл бұрын

What it is is, is the thing is, is is that

@preppysteppy3395 4 жыл бұрын

Yea yea yeah!

@growitall7652 5 жыл бұрын

Rat king and the slept king!

@Dave-mk9bw 5 жыл бұрын

Two Kings (Consules) were standard in Republic Rome. Now it's watered down to 1 president.

@unfadeablecivic 5 жыл бұрын

And the awake queen.

@growitall7652 5 жыл бұрын

@@Dave-mk9bw gotta keep power amongst the few.

@peapool5420 5 жыл бұрын

👑 😴 👑 🐀

@ryanbowen9718 Жыл бұрын

Theo playing a guy asking about girls telling long stories to have it be answered by khylila stretching her answer out like an essay is so funny. Bobby looking around the room during it bc he knows what’s going on lol 😂😂

@juniorlemke5484 2 жыл бұрын

Bobby bringing up the chemistry they have and 10 min earlier I'm thinking I need to watch everything they do together ❤️

@DHaile83 5 жыл бұрын

"He was using his Psalms"

@nedisahonkey 5 жыл бұрын

Underappreciated joke at the time.

@brandongomez6786 5 жыл бұрын

A truce between the Rat Kingdom and the Slept Kingdom... For now..

@edwardlindley6269 5 жыл бұрын

Fuck the slept kingdom

@jamesbael6255 5 жыл бұрын

Fuck them slept kingdom, no ice having motherfkers in their sideways buttholes

@jamesbael6255 5 жыл бұрын

And really, don't...them dark arts don't suit you brah

@alexjacobs2080 5 жыл бұрын

truce over

@iTzDeyo 5 жыл бұрын

Not by the power move by Theo, and it was a power move, followed by Bobby's stare @ 7:20 no one is safe o.0

@governorsweatyhands5763 3 жыл бұрын

"do you know if someone is asian or not can you tell" "oh my god this guy"🤣

@freetoplayaccount3487 Жыл бұрын

I love how Bobby stared at Theo for a while. I was laughing so hard.

@RicardoSanchez-sd7qr 5 жыл бұрын

Damn Theo. With that double hittas for vday!!!

@obbah1818 5 жыл бұрын

When I heard that both were coming on the podcast, I thought Bobby would sit on Khalylas lap.

@MimikNoFear 5 жыл бұрын

LMFAO Theo Von is so genius with his comebacks wtf does he have them all stored for the right times

@JOOLVAUR 3 жыл бұрын

Wow, when Bobby talked about kalaila being a survivor and the way she helped his father was really warming, she’s definitely something special nowadays

@wondergogon057 Жыл бұрын

I hate her

@Shutityou Жыл бұрын

She is a skank. Straight from the streets

@potatoesfordays8849 Жыл бұрын

This didn't age well lol

@marklawson1458 Жыл бұрын

Bobby does this every episode where he goes "look at me Theo" and then tells him "I'm really proud of you ect ect" and it geeks every single time.

@sp-uf6tx 5 жыл бұрын

bobby shrugging when he's laughing is the most adorable thing I've ever seen

@malinko35 5 жыл бұрын

Bobby with tha stare of death

@chicagoparker 5 жыл бұрын

Remember when he shit his pants eating wings.

@thismothafuckasaid7304 5 жыл бұрын

Nah, it just looks that way bc his eyes are slanted

@bernadetterogers4006 2 жыл бұрын

when khalyla talked about being in a relationship with 2 men SO many thoughts went through Theo’s head i’m sure lmaoo

@diadem03destiny29 10 ай бұрын

Yes those pistons were shooting at full speed In both heads boyee.

@averyherriman8202 2 жыл бұрын

The way Bobby looked at Theo after he said I’m talking to the lady. I’m crying😮‍💨🤣😭

@OM3N1R 5 жыл бұрын

1:23:50 Slept King stopping to smell the flowers Mutters to himself "those are real." IDK why but that shit is funny

@rustyshackleford2799 5 жыл бұрын

Jesse Rockwell I saw this too, wasn’t sure if anyone else caught it! 😂😂😂

@rigatoni_pasta 5 жыл бұрын

I just saw it again because I missed it. That was indeed very funny. Just outta nowhere.

@aaroneusjames2342 5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

@chancewilson7123 4 жыл бұрын

bobby: "6 hrs of debauchery" Theo: "f*cking too?" hahaha

@midwest4237 8 ай бұрын

the Polynesian hush puppy story is the funniest thing ive ever heard

@culpritmedia7026 3 жыл бұрын

When Bobby and Theo get together, you know incoherent hilarity will ensue!

@JVAnimeContent 5 жыл бұрын

7:23-8:45 i couldnt stop laughing. Bobby held that shit

@Everlast1974 5 жыл бұрын

THE most awkward passive aggressive moment in podcast history.

@helco2856 5 жыл бұрын

Shit killed me lol that stare was insane. Theo notices and keeps going. I rewinded it at least 5 times in a row

@flavourpunchh 5 жыл бұрын

LMFAO OMG

@focusconcentration8 5 жыл бұрын

Can't blame Bobby. I would have kicked Theo in the face.

@Brettsparadox 5 жыл бұрын

Are you asleep or awake? Lmao

@zeta2325 4 жыл бұрын

"You guys are Viet... Nobodys Vietnamese!" Killed me lmao

@corallaroc4449 4 жыл бұрын

I was at work and had to pause the video to stop from laughing at that part

@torrencarter7260 Жыл бұрын

Are you asleep or awake is so underrated😂😂😂😂😂

@OkOk-lk5zj 2 жыл бұрын

Theo Von has really grown on me. Thank you for your work man.

@geronimo2485 5 жыл бұрын

I knew it n David Spade Knew it and he finally passed the torch to Theo by giving him that Joe Dirt hat. Theo von is the modern day Joe Dirt

@MurrzDeeziee 5 жыл бұрын

Thats true, I never thought of it like that

@MUFFINHEAD1985 4 жыл бұрын

Spade cruches pussy. Norm Macdonald mentions it. Von bangs too.

@williamgemmel4522 5 жыл бұрын

"hey that's a cool knife can I see that?" "Nah you can hold the case, I'll hold this part." lolol

@florgonzalez1211 2 жыл бұрын

Haven't seen that part yet but it sounds fuckin hilarious

@JoeKing704 3 жыл бұрын

8:06 in.....are you asleep, or are you awake?!? After Bobby is staring thru his soul the entire time. Gets me every time

@FranciscoVillegas-wg5gv 19 күн бұрын

"using his Psalms" is so underrated !!!

@E-II 5 жыл бұрын

7:15 - 9:00 was one of the funniest things I've seen on a podcast, I come back to watch just that part from time to time.

@yeatray6455 5 жыл бұрын

"Wow. Are you asleep or awake?" Lol

@TheJediBird 2 жыл бұрын

The way he stares at him had my dying lmao

@PNW_Chemist 2 жыл бұрын

I clicked on this video and was reading through the comments when I clicked on your time stamp, holy hell so hilarious 😂 just imagine Bobby’s immediate thoughts during the moment

@kuunami 2 жыл бұрын

Me too. In that moment Bobby really wanted to rip Theo's head off.

@The1986er 5 жыл бұрын

The mastery Theo have over the English language, creates more words than E40..Walletry 😂😂😂

@scottyp4834 4 жыл бұрын

That Polynesian hushpuppie

@florgonzalez1211 2 жыл бұрын

Hes fuckin genius, also I just called him stupid on my last comment on here lol... in a good way also btw

@DD3UCES Жыл бұрын

35:55 “Oh you can say it one time” 😂😂😂💀

@8VacationLover 3 жыл бұрын

1:17:13 Bobby: Can I see that knife? It looks cool Theo: No you can't, you can hold the case to it and I'll hold this part Comedy gold 😂🤣

@sizzdawizz3032 5 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂 Bobby: Can I see your knife? Theo: No, but u can hold the case.

@BucKt0 5 жыл бұрын

8:00 ARE YOU ASLEEP OR AWAKE AS HES JUST STARING AT HIM LMFAO

@jamespratt7627 2 жыл бұрын

How can you not love Theo and Bobby together 😂😂 so funny

@trxy1503 3 жыл бұрын

Theo just be saying words that dont even make sense but make me die laughing. Lunch bunch and polynesian hush puppy had me rolling

@moviepitches 5 жыл бұрын

The quickest weirdest wit in all of comedy, Theo Von

@cor4neb 4 жыл бұрын

Riff Raff needs to do stand up

@ksligh4893 3 жыл бұрын

that Polynesian hushpuppy

@noahbixnash 2 жыл бұрын

Perfect description

@florgonzalez1211 2 жыл бұрын

Always thought he was funny but starting to look him up daily for the past few days and I'm loving his sense of humor , he's so stupid but ina good way ool

@russBwright 2 жыл бұрын

Who gives a shit what you think

@UnderClassBoy 5 жыл бұрын

How fast was Theo with the yellow mirror thing? Crazy

@GodsNode 5 жыл бұрын

He had it left over in his mind from the first attempt at a yellow joke. He was hinting at "Yellow Fever" before but neither of them got it or finished the term for him. It was like right before.

@MachSea 5 жыл бұрын

Theo is honestly extremely quick. I'm very impressed with his comedy and how it seems so natural.

@menwithven8114 5 жыл бұрын

Chinkmate is still one of my all time favorites lmao

@joeyvesh13 5 жыл бұрын

What’s yellow mirror?

@stormcorrosion176 5 жыл бұрын

joeyvesh13 play on words of the show "Black Mirror" on netflix

@RogueHunter7124 3 жыл бұрын

he way bobby death stared at theo when he said I was asking the woman had me rolling

@ryanallen5801 2 жыл бұрын

That “using his psalms” had me 😂😂😂

@shaunr6014 5 жыл бұрын

This dude did not jusT say the Polynesian hush puppie 😹😹😹😹😹 you got my sub Theo you madman lol

@nabr0n 5 жыл бұрын

theo: *is funny and makes eye direct contact* everyone: theo is flirting!!!!!!!

@seanpaulson9098 5 жыл бұрын

Right like she's on the podcast. Is he just supposed to ignore her?

@GrandmasterFerg 5 жыл бұрын

Just a bit if innocent southern charm

@TERRORCAR 5 жыл бұрын

She's the one flirting with him.

@willjay7607 5 жыл бұрын

You can tell they both want each other

@insomthegreat 5 жыл бұрын

Already smashed

@searchandestroy69 3 жыл бұрын

Leo’s analogies are so off the wall. I love it. Testing a lava lamp to see if it was expensive hahahahaha

@oll6611 2 жыл бұрын

Leo

@KiraPlaysGuitar 2 жыл бұрын

Leo

@davenoelperkins 2 жыл бұрын

Leo

@moonchild1432 Жыл бұрын

Leo

@bobina321 Жыл бұрын

Leo

@dumshark6873 3 жыл бұрын

“That polynesian hushpuppy” lmao

@jeffpomietlarz5245 5 жыл бұрын

Bobby Lees gang bang story while Theo throws in his one liners.... just gold

@jonhubler6226 4 жыл бұрын

It’s funny Bobbi mentioned Joe Rogan doing so much with his podcast for comedy. I never heard of Theo Von until he was on a JRE podcast and I’ve been watching him since!

@josepreciado6798 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@fleadoggreen9062 4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@derekpredmore1516 3 жыл бұрын

Rat kingdom for life

@BibleThumper94 3 жыл бұрын

JRE was the first podcast I ever watched. And from there I picked up TFATK, KATS, TigerBelly and Your Moms house. I wouldn’t know about any of it if it wasn’t for Joe. He really does put a lot of people on. Shout out to him.

@trey5171 3 жыл бұрын

@@BibleThumper94 same brother