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“How many balls jokes can we get in here?”😂😂😂

Rogue touching Eyeboy and Cyclops though and using it together would be insane.

But how did Bailey learn that he has that ability? How do you even discover that you’re a mutant when your only ability is to explode?

He said “balls” like 30 times in 45 seconds 😂

You get squirrel girl off that thumbnail!

Talk to sea creatures has to be one of the most broken abilities to have and the fact he can flood the whole earth with an entire army of all unknown creatures that lurk deep in the ocean at the bottom, aqua man definitely deserves more respect.

Aquaman doesn't have the ability to talk to fish. He has the ability to control them. It was mentioned multiple times in the comics by him that just controls them, and fishes don't have the ability to communicate that well.

Defeating Doctor Doom was impressive, but she had the help of many, many squirrels. When she defeated Thanos, she did it with the help of only Tippy Toe. Remember that the Watcher confirmed that Squirrel Girl and Tippy Toe defeated the real Thanos, not a clone, robot, or simulacrum, and by doing so, saved the multiverse. I am still waiting for Milana Vayntrub to play her in Live Action.

He's got the goldest balls of them all

Lol. "You're the bomb," is low hanging fruit. "Balls" is high brow humor 🤣

Color Kid seems like he might be effective against various Lanterns.

You were having too much fun coming up with jokes for egg weren’t you😂?

With Egg, I thought of so many “That’s what she said” lines.

Color kid can be invisible. All wavelengths are color.

Good Afternoon everyone!

i gotta stick up for Squirrel girl, she has a bunch of powers from super human strength, durability, and speed, shes also outmatched Taskmaster because of her tail. i just want more credit where its due.

The Almighty Dollar tempts me. This is not the Infinite Crisis, or Final Crisis, this is the Midlife Crisis... .

Egg being a part of the mutant circuit that resurrects people is pretty important though.

I absolutely adore the fact that Squirrel Girl can't control squirrels and can only talk to them, but she's so nice they just follow her everywhere and do whatever she asks them to.

I'm more curious how Bailey found out he could detonate himself as a superpower.

The Jaws Pinball game is good but the new John Wick pinball is superb!!!

I can just imagine what James Gunn can make with these characters

You leave my girl Doreen alone lol. I love Squirrel Girl.

Nah the color man bit was funny af I'm crying😭😭😭

You just couldn't resist the balls or you're the Bomb jokes could you lol? I fully support your decision with it😮

“Anyway, his balls are also able to bounce” lmao

Talking to fish is a great super power yeah......until the deep comes to the picture.😂

12:30 I thought we might see Soft Serve considering he mentioned ice cream.

It would be funny if Colour Kid was asked are you gay and says “what! No! Why would you think that?” The other person says “you wear a rainbow on your costume”

Pt.2 please

There is a difference between superpowered and superabled. These guys are superabled

This might be the Variant's video with the most balls in it. Should I say... A ballsy upload?

I had Superpro issue 1. I gave it to a neighbor when I was a kid in exchange for a Spider-Man issue about not smoking cigarettes.

No mention of the guy whose only power is coming back from the dead, or the doorman (extremely limited teleportation/phasing).

Shout out to the Super Duper team from The Boys. They don't really count because the team was written with intentionally useless powers.

Now this was a cool video. We need more.

Another terrible superpower is that of Big Bertha XD

Goldballs seems pretty dope.

Interesting. Can you cover The Leader next, go over his origins, powers and appearance in Captain America 4

“Squirrels are ruthless!! We’ve defeated Dr. Doom, Thanos, AND Mark Rober!!!” xo, Phat Gus

Infectious Las From Legion Of Superheroes Now I'm Only Familiar with the 2006 Kids WB show but the ability to automatically make people sick Is a gross power but those American Idol style superhero Auditions where lightning Lad was basically Simon Cowell were a highlight

😂😂 enjoyed this episode. Arm fall of boy 😂😂😂

Goldballs. Amazing.

Dogwelder deserved the number one spot

Chairface Chipendale. “What am I a joke to you?”

Can you do history of the characters mentioned in this video?

We need a Part 2 if possible, please.

You don’t know Doreen. Her power is the power of coincidence. And friendship. And squirrels!

Man if can come up with ridiculous characters like these I still have a chance😂

Enough of these balls 😂 am dying laughing 😂😂😂

This was a good video 😂

Color Kid saved the life of Superman by changing the color of kryptonite, as useless as that power is it’s still a literal lifesaver 🤣

His Bawlz 😂

Who thought up the chick that poops ice cream . That power has to be one of the most disgusting powers I've ever heard in my life .

J. Pennington Pennypacker was, I think, one of Kramer's aliases on Seinfeld.

Did you do ANY research? Goldballs later became Egg, and he became one of The Five on Krakoa, essential to their cloning secret of kamikaze missions. Each egg was filled with raw genetic material, so they just needed to download the DNA of whoever died, then Cerebro would download their last daily memory upload, Tempo would age them to proper age, and Hope would then activate their mutant genes. And you come for Chuck, you come for the LEGION! Dude married a girl who could split herself into three bodies and she claims she could still barely keep up with him! He's also good buddies with Tenzil, too! While Chuck and Tenzil made the cut for the Legion, Color Kid did not, but was a founding member of the SUBSTITUTE LoSH. His powers were mostly played for laughs, as was the rest of the team, but Geoff Johns changed that by binding the powers to his already insane "Emotion Corps" that he expanded the Green Lantern Corps into, what is it, 11 different Corps, now? (ROYGBIV, White, Black, UltraViolet, etc) Also, at some point, Infectious Lass "accidentally" infected him with a gender reversing virus, so he is now she, but I understand prefers nb? and you thought Sean/Shvaughn Erin was confusing! I'm glad you used 1970s art for Squirrel Girl, who was pretty much forgotten until the 2000s. Also, she soloed THANOS. Even the Watcher confirmed it "was not a clone, robot, or other impersonator, but the REAL Thanos!" Her "secondary" ability is being able to defeat anyone who tries to fight her.

Polka-Dot Man

Color kid has the ability to raise or lower his credit score at will

Color Kid would give all the Lantern Corps some problems and also anyone whose powers are solar generated, plus, he has the power to blind.

7:04 kind of reminds me of cannonbolt from Ben 10 and look at how useful that alien turned out to be

Squirrel Girl claws can literally negate healing factor, she can kill Deadpool and Wolverine if she wants to

Could Color Kid make like a red square, then change specific parts of that square into different colors, and make a whole painting?

This video is really balls to the wall.

Color kid could be a decent villain for silver age green lantern, just trap hal in a room and turn it yellow.

Penny packer is underrated. I’m saying. If he just duplicated the money he made everyday starting with one penny. He’d be a millionaire in a year. He could quite literally be the richest man in the Marvel universe and become an awesome villain or the president. There’s potential there.

Friendly Fire is my number one for worst powers.

Not entirely fair to Bouncing Boy - combined with a Legion flight ring, he could be surprisingly effective against projectiles and battering opponents (as long as they're not Daxamites or someone in that league, he can just thump them into unconsciousness.) And he and his wife were very effective at running, and teaching at, the Legion Academy. A big part of the appeal of the Legion is that a lot of its members have relatively weak powers but work well as a team, especially when well written - I have undying hate in my heart for what Bendis did to the Avengers, but he was, surprisingly, really good on the Legion.

How dare you call Squirrel Girl's powers bad... commanding swarms of extremely agile, clawed, rodents with teeth that can chew through almost anything... it's terrifying how strong that is and that ignores her own heightened agility and speed not to mention the extra balance that her tail gives her... plus she has claws. Doreen Green is unbeatable!

Matter Eater Lad can eat a bomb without issue. That's dope.

Seeing Bouncy Boy makes me wish we got Legion Of Superheroes season three!! 😩

what’s funny about these powers is that some of them exist in one piece and it works in that universe

Since you did the history of Midnight Man, Are you going to do history of other Moon Knight villains like Arthur Harrow, Shadow Knight, Bushman, the Zodiac Cartel, Stained Glass Scarlet, Moon_Shade and the Sun-King?

The All Mighty Dollar doesn't sound right when he's shooting pennies from his wrist; he actually sounded more on point shooting half dollars, courtesy of Arris' suggestion.

Of the original Generation X team when it came to the male characters for me he was the most interesting and best developed. I still want a Generation X video game, X-Men Legends style.

After watching one piece all the American stretchy characters have been criminally underimagined. With the exception of maybe Plastic Man.

8:01 "It's a incredibly dumb power" Then Im assuming Cannonbolt from Ben 10 has a stupid power too-

I feel colour boy is maybe a dig at the inkers at the comic getting a big head , also surely the best/worst power uas to be forget me not from xmen as soon as you look away from him you completely forget him

Squirrel Girl is so cool. Hank Pym needs tech to speak to ants. Squirrel Girl can just do it. And tiffy is so cool. Her personality is what makes her great, also. You can't help but love her and want to see her succeed.

You forgot to mention that Squirrel Girl is one of the very few characters to solo, and defeat Thanos... By kicking him in the balls.

They did little research, as Egg's golden balls are eggs, not balls, and they used those eggs to save the Mutant race.

Almighty Dollar should rename himself Inflation. That's his real power. He'd be a huge hit in Japan!

Matter-Eater Lad saved the LSH and possibly the galaxy from an otherwise invincible villain created by a deranged Braniac 5. How? By eating the Miracle Machine, which Braniac 5 used to create the villain. Not even Wildfire could defeat him. However, eating the machine made MEL completely insane.

Colour Kid could turn himself yellow and beat up Green Lantern

3:06 simply write a story that ends with him saying goodbye to his family and friends, have e him accept him total power and standing in the universe and confront a global issue then nuke himself. signifying that he's basically the star brand but able to use it at will after acknowledging his respective power

I think it's bogus that Animal, Vegetable, Mineral man was not on this list!!! Or least an honorable mention.

Something I do find rather derpy is how when it comes to... "weird powers" and similar. They *do* do things with males downstairs. But not females. Other areas are fine, but that one in particular is just off limit design wise xP

Soul fighter - Mutant crippled teen from the 1960s in a wheel chair . he needs to be barried alive then his soul emergeas from the dirt as a soul Knight warrior . dig him up and he comes back to life .

FUN FACT: The fruit Orange came before the colour Orange.

So I just learned about Mr. Imortal's existence in comics would not be fun to have his unique and depressing level of immortality lol

Gold Balls... Think you guys missed a good ManScaped Ad Read... lol EDIT: "Low Hanging Fruit" hahahahahaah

There was one mutant that magnetio Recruited called maggot he was a kid in Africa that made giant tape worms come out of his stomach his only appearance he ate wolverine claws

In the silver age color kid turned a cloud of green kryptonite into blue kryptonite so it wouldn't effect superboy and super girl.

I'm pretty sure there are two mutants with stupid powers that haven't been mentioned. One I think secrets Ice Cream and the other you completely forget about his existence when you're not looking at him. I can't recall their names but I was hoping they'd show up here. Ironically the latter didn't which proves his power.

Being a Mutant.

Am I the only one who thinks Bailey "The Bomb" Hoskins looks like Alfred E. Neuman from Mad Magazine?

Dr. Doom got beat up by Squirrels!?🤣🤣🤣 That's not good for the F4 and PR!

Couldn't Color Kid assist the Green Lantern Corps by changing Sinestro's Yellow light of fear into Saint Walker's Blue light of hope?

How long till you do history of the Thunderbolts and the Young Avengers since they're slowly forming in the MCU?

I bet bailey has an explosive personality 😭