Latino Boy Jim I mean, being brought up by Vault Tec, I’m not surprised lol 😂

222nd like

Child: Now this is an adventurous level threat

0-100 in seconds

Why did they get rid of it, children are little shits in fallout games

Korol lol me too, I thought he was in the game xD

omg me too i was too broke to actually buy the game lmao

Same..

vault boy technically IS in the game as bobbleheads you can collect to increase specific stats

Make the character look like Him. Done.

Especially considering how annoying they can be in games (i.e. Skyrim)

And speaking without mods. In doom 3, there is a BABY demon called cherub. And you actually can kill them with a CHAINSAW....damn.....

Micheal Bateman especially assassin creed when your trying to do something and kids start coming to you for money and it gets super annoying

Yeah it was a huge bug that got into skyrim and fallout 4 its pretty insane how that happen

Now i know why gta not include kids in the game

Jack Remington offical I love that band

my dad once called him fallout boy and i legitimately thought he meant the band

...Fallout boy C:

Jack Remington offical YUK!! DONT EVEN SAY IT!! 😖 Just kidding man 👍🏻

Fallout boy

Was it an old person or someone who isn't a gamer?

what in the god damn

@@platenoise256 In case you don't know: Tintin is a comic book character. He's a journalist that is good at solving mysteries, basically.

Should've slapped them like a lil bitch

Tin Tin is a journalist that goes on adventures that rewards him trillions in cash

i already knew there was Fall Out Boy but i still called vault boy "Fallout Boy" anyway

yes

you are cancer for many reasons

DUKE NUKEM and you must be 12

me too

But how was slaping invented?

HariboBie Car bees

@@haribobie when irma slap wanted to hit someone wit her palm

@@buggeta694 And hitting?

@@haribobie when Robert hit wanted to cause bodily damage with his hands

Promethe S in fallout 1 and 2 you could kill chilldren

I downloaded the mods and blew that Guard kids head

@@hammerite6418 Maccready?

Koko Kazumi yes it was so fun to see his head explode

@@hammerite6418 Waste of time

are they serious?

+insert username No,but knowing buzzfeed,it's not at all a stretch.

if they actually make a video about that, i've lost all faith in humanity.

later on buzzfeed, 2 NEEDS TO BE REMOVED FROM ALL ACCESS POINTS BECAUSE IT ALLOWS CHILD KILLING

Sad but most likely true.

I know right

Μιχσλης Ραγγας-Πανταζης 😍

Vault Boy have you seen any cram and beans to treat my wounds

true

Μιχσλης Ραγγας-Πανταζης so true

Lol

Is this 4 real

My fetish is definitely feet.

Lost Vikings feetish?

@@nikolas_schreck6196 *huh*

Simply_michaelgaming didn’t everyone copy this comment, I mean I didn’t even know there were other comments till a few minutes later

And then mii gunner released vault boy mii gunner

AW YEAH

or starting as a prisoner (elder scroll series)

Dude. Its a child in a video game. In a *_VIDEO GAME_*. The amount of times i wish i could've gutted or blown up some of the children in Bethesda games... and if you tell me that you dont want to throw bitchy Braith in the sun i'd say theres something wrong with ya.

Having a kid get killed in a video game can get you into some hot water with pegi and esrb

I know right I just want to vaporize those smug little assholes

+Jay Arostm Welcome to the world of Bethesda modding communities. We have a mod for that!

Hello

Vault Boy hi

You... U CAUSED THE NUKES

How?

Look it HE just did because who else would and vault boy is mainiac

idk, that sounds like BS

@@zacharyclark8296 he is as a mii fighter

What REALLY??

Not true

@@sarahlawn3356 no

+The Dragon “Super Shenron” Of Gods I can crack him I got max charisma

The Dragon Of Gods in Fallout 5 you will be the one i test my Melee strength one in the trailer

The Dragon Of Gods in the future i will use The Owner's Glitch on you. The most overpowered gun to exist. It burns through anything, and anyone, shoots at a range of 20 miles, and a lot more. Dimension buster is like a fucking joke for someone with the gun. It can destroy the whole universe easily.

The Dragon Of Gods millions of your army? Topkek, i can spawn clones of any person in the world. No matter how much.

The Dragon Of Gods i just type 'killall' and they all die in seconds

Czech Lukas Oh it gets worse than that. Theres a topic where a guy raped and killed a little girl and kept her teddy bear as kink for when he hooked up with prostitutes. Cook Cook killed raped and ate children as well. That's just in New Vegas.

Morbjorn However though that game was made by Obsidian who are multiple people from the people who made the first two games.

You're talking about Billy Peabody?

Morbjon at that point a bullet to the head almost seems like mercy compared to cook cooks method, crazy bastard.

Bethesda didn’t make those games. They only made 3, 4, and >barf< 76

BBnanner No it wasn't you are using the restoration project oviously.

What that other guy said

RIP

wow

Considering the Vault program's true purpose, then all the vault-boys (and girls) are either dead, insane, horribly mutated, or simply trapped in a vault they can't leave. From what is anyone's guess. Vault door not closing, psychoactive drugs in the ventilation system, a live panther, FEV testing chambers, the Enclave popping open the door and gunning down everyone in a blue jumpsuit, raiders storming the vault, white noise in the PA system that turns people crazy, genetic experimentation, yearly sacrifices, dividing up paranoid people into groups and watching them tear each other apart, gambling as a legal system, vault full of drug addicts, overstocked armory, Gary, the possibilities are endless.

Except For the player, he still survives somehow

+Redeye, He could have been in one of the control vaults, there were a number of them.

Its very Australian i should know i live here

+JTM-17 what state or territory

+Damon Ames-Klein mostly all Australians sound the same but i'd say maybe Northern Territory

***** dash can you do an ASMR video?

dashie

Fallout one and two have a lot of references the best being in fallout 2 a doctor who reference where you go back in time and cause the events of the first game

I thought that by "Bucket head" they meant a securatron.

I didn't even realize that it was animation at first...

bro it is so underrated too... no one talks about how good it is,it was made long time ago too

What a good film was

Or what about no thumbs?

You're screwed

Just remember they also taught people that hiding under school desks would keep them safe from the blast, I'm going to guess that it's one of those things they taught to make people feel safe

+Jgriff7546 Well there's two scenarios that hiding under desk can help. One) It makes you feel like you do have a chance. Two) If you do survive you won't get radiation burns. (Still get a hell of radiation probably you'll live for a good week)

obviously if you'rr is larger it should be able to resist more explosion

thats like sourceing wikipedia for a school project

+ThePeaceMaker28 That's like sourcing KZfaq comments for a school project

+ThePeaceMaker28 Wikipedia is a reliable source.

Myles MacInnes yea i know but they dont let you use it because "anyone can change george washingtons name to something vulger and you cant tell whats real or not even if you know its true"

+ThePeaceMaker28 you just have to be weary.

I just want to start a flame in your hearrrrtttt

In my heart I hvae but oneeee deeeesireeeeeeeee

Our boys; keeping the peace in newly-annexed Canada!

*COUGH* fallout 3 *COUGH*

Nepheos Ragna i only want to start a flame in your heart

I thought about Chucky at first

:)

me? thumbs up guy.

me too

Well, I used to call him Pipboy yeah I'm stupid

+What am i doing with my life I used to call him Mr blonde I know I'm stupid

oh yeah I call him..Bill

please

i can see austin now: "dear bethesda.. you should make an amusement part you pissfuckers"

Good ole' Austin

he knows what im talkin about

They did it's called 'Boston'

Dog meat likes everything..... even murder

Yeah

The horror. The horror...

I would like a Fallout movie, it did ALMOST happen at one point

A fallout movie would be completely idiotic. The games are already heavily inspired by every post-apocalyptic piece of media ever, so it would most likely just turn out to be a bland movie too similar to all its predecessors.

Oh, well then I guess thats why they canceled it

NinJumper46 Same lol

You guys should! Fallout New Vegas, Fallout 3, and Fallout 4 are recommended.

Yea I’m pretty sure it is cooper

i agree i knew all of it from just playing the games except the vault man but ye who reads that shit

Same here nothing new

well I've just started playing fallout in general so all of this is news to me lol

Yeah it is

Victor Juarez same

@rng r/cursedcomment

Shrek: Am I a joke to you.

Vault Boy is!!!

fr@@arfn1973

I won't spoil any thing for you but by now you have most likely figured it out your self, you can look into his back story and see who he is.

Johny boy k thx bro

spoiler 👏👏👏

If you speak to Macready in FO4 he actually tells you about his past and where he grew up. So all you have to do is ask him!

He needs to calm down.

Yep...I loved that little nod too.

Of course Fallout has plenty of homages to Mad Max and A Boy and his Dog...amongst others. Dogmeat is the same type of dog Max finds in the very first movie.

+Syn's Arcade The-LordofSyn second*

+KlayMineGuy Yes... sorry. It has honestly been decades (sadly) since I sat down and watched Mad Max 1-3. Thank you for the correction.

But what if one man enters and two men leave?

Yes, this. 800 series Cyberdyne model 101

Or he the immediate replacement of Walton after his downfall

let’s hope we don’t find out if it’s real irl

I am a scientist also from the future (approximately 11 days ahead of your timeline). Yes, the thumb thing is a crude measuring system for when you have no other means available to gauge your safety.👍🏽👍👍🏻👍🏿🤯💣

Wasen't there a Boxer easter egg in the Iron Fist perk in Fallout 4

Blizzardman1998 You and I have the same profile picture

@@SalveSandWonk Well isn't that a cosmic shot into the light...

lol i'm wearing mine right now.

my profile pic is currently a badly drawn vault boy that i drew

not that bad m8

My boyfriend bought me these cute vault boy crew socks and I’m super excited to wear them to school but idk if anyone will recognize bc they’re all like mid fucking 40s it seems... since everyone else was sharing

@@blazereho811 my father in law is in his 50s and played the original Fallouts as well as all the newer ones.

The Terminator, also known as a Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 or the T-800, is the name of several film characters from the Terminator franchise

Flixxy, Model 101. He said “T-101” when it’s called a T-800

@@gcon.807 yes I know, and T-101 is a nickname for the T-800

Typical lore problem, when even franchise isn't consistent with naming schemes.

@@Flixxy0 No it's not. It's the T-800 Systems Model 101, nobody ever calls it the T-101 because thats the wrong designation. He's part of the T-800 series, not the T-100 series. Only time the T-800 was ever called the T-101 was in a NES game.

Green Day is Lyfe because he wears a vault suit, and he represents the vaults a doy

***** yeah dude

Meg Wieting I`m so confused rn

There is band that can sue them for using the name of there band.

Mel Manvence Fallout Boy is from the Simpsons. The band named after the character didn't even exist when Fallout 1 came out. So no.

The Terminator, also known as a Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 or the T-800, is the name of several film characters from the Terminator franchise

101 is the model, similar to how one series of cell phone can have different color models. So he's technically correct, but he's addressing the Terminator by its skin instead of endoskeleton variation.

That's a nice name

I know right

Noooo, that's the narrators KZfaq channel name.

I think it's pretty awesome - Dash

Gazebo

I like me better. 😜 Got any lizard eggs? The child is hungry.

He had a thumbs up in the "VAULT TECH SURVIVAL GUIDE"

The thumbs up thing makes no sense as you could be just outside the blast radius upwind and be basically fine or many hundreds of miles downwind and get a lethal dose of radiation. It's also not present in any civil defense stuff that anyone has been able to find. It's a myth.

​@@davidthompson7723 If one watches and "sees" a nuke blast, it is usually already too late for you. The rays travel just as fast as the light flash did. So not likely that any civil defense 'test apparatus' (your thumb in this case) would incorporate ANY activity that involves looking at a blast take place. AND in the Vault-Tec wasteland of 'their' future it would appear that the radiation is survivable. The fix-it-all "stim-pack" is also a fictional aspect. So, like in movies, one has to immerse oneself into the game's reality and dismiss some known things... of course. It's a game, silly. (talking to myself)... So nope... WE never did that stupid sh*t. So it is part of the fictional VT lore. Even the very start of the game where they do not drop the vault elevator pad until AFTER the nuke blast is 'seen' and even the shock wave hits as they are barely below ground level. Not very realistic there either. First thing I noticed, in fact.

I/m gonna go out on a limb and say, so fucking what?

***** There's a Perk for that

I turn into a lawful psychopath, completely murderizing anyone and anything that violates the law. Shooting people in the groin, pickpocketing grenades into peoples pockets, beating the crap out of someone until they are a pile of unrecognizable meat, nobody breaks the law on my watch.

I'm usually the charming rogue I pickpocket NCR cash into a sleeping NCR while watching her sleep for an hour Seduce brain jars Get teabagged by girls Get the lady killer perk Holster my weapon in Gamorrah Oh, and turn Ceaser's legion into bullet sponges 

I like stalker, I'm basically a guy that dies a lot and drinks vodka.

snark567 I'm more of a beer guy, and hard to kill

Johnny Fallout BRUH 😭I didn't know anything about Fallout until recently and I just knew him as "Hold-Up" because of the meme 💀

that aged like milk

@@katherinehunt9415 pardon?

ok sounds like u are lieing though

+That Guy why do I sound like I'm lying?

Gabon?

+That Guy Why would he lie?

to get attention

intro for fallout 2, have you not played?

Second.

cry of the banshee wtf is that one from and why does that exist?

The sxe one though...

@@Fortune.V DUDE WHAT THE HELL?