Cronos singing voice: Evil Cronos speaking voice: Yeah ay wot m8

These guys are friggin hilarious. Not only are they great musicians, but they actually have a sense of humor and a personality as well.

"He was trying to sell his kidney or something and they took his leg instead." The way they did this with straight faces - fuckin hilarious !

Cronos : "he keeps his head down" Rage : "He has to because his fucking forehead is big" you DON'T joke about someones big forehead when your band mate is Cronos

Nobody can insult people like a bunch of Englishmen. I was laughing the whole time.

Look at Kronos face when they are talking abour forehead ;D

They have great accents

Never rip off Cronos...

You know, I listen to black metal on a daily basis: Mayhem, Dark Funeral, Funeral Mist, Behexen, Dodsfall etc, etc. They're all so serious and evil. it's actually refreshing to see black metallers and "The Godfather of Black Metal" himself actually joking around and having fun. Brings a bright side to the genre. Much respect to Venom. Ave to having a laugh with the dark side! Hails \m/

Cronos: "I thought something went horribly wrong in a brothel one day, that's what I heard, there's all these rumors." the fact that they are considered to be the Godfathers of Black Metal and can still joke around is partly why I got into Venom

"One leg and one ball, isn't it ?" 🙈😂

I'm proud to be 40 mins from Newcastle where these dudes formed. Its so good to have such legends so close to home

"The drummer from deaf leopard only has one arm." That's great and all but the drummer from Hard Steel only has one leg.

You’d think this was some random interview with some cool dudes you knew at school or in some tavern instead of cult legends. Very laid back.

1:19 - FUN FACT: The middle dude is actually Gary Busey.

“They were three actual lemonades and he got pissed”

Oh, that was comedy gold! Cronos is a natural comedian, for damned sure, and those awesome Geordie accents only made it better. I laughed my ass off!

Cronos sings totally different than the way he speaks!!!

These guys fucking make me laugh, especially Cronos. There geordie accents and funny personality seal the deal XD. Even when they are not happy, they still make me laugh XD!!!

I’m 46 .Solid dad.3 kids.Ive just began my RETURN to VENOM.Couldnt Be happier.They scared the shit out of me IN THE BEST WAY WHENI WAS 13,my little bro Daymin too.I think I’d like to go fishing with Cronos,Abbadon and mantas.Good company that lot!

Funny indeed.... I always like to see musicians of dark music with sharp-witted humor.

Is Cronos cool or is he just drunk as hell?

You gotta love Venom Crazy bastards crack me up These guys would be a riot to party with

Loved this series. Was there ever a hard steel ep? If so where can I get hold of it? ( this is not a joke)

Ha ha Classic Cronos still the same as on the ultimate revenge video from years back, cracking jokes and taking the piss outta people, I'd love to slug a few beers back with this lot, they'd have you cracking up with laughter after a couple of Newkeys!

these guys started black metal....their early eighties mtv video scared the shit out of me ....with the satanic imagery....i kept listening though....been a fan ever since...

Epic trolling if u ask me :) And i bet a bunch of peeps fell for it hehe Hail Venom

He's like ''I swear to Christ'' HAHAHAHHA

LOL! This sounds like "Spinal Tap."

For those who are going to look up this band.....don't venom made the most accurate description of this band. They suck lol

New drinking game: everytime they say "fuck" or "fucking", take a shot. Happy hangover! XD

Feels like an hour of entertainment from only four minutes of piss taking, what a fucking riot.

I LOVE THE INTERVIEW. THANKS ALLOT.

what is the song playing at the beginning?

Thank you for posting this dude, I needed laugh for tonight! Great outro song too, not enough Ramones fans in the world. Cheers and a chin chin gentledudes! -Tim "The Fresh Prince of Darkness" Ficker

Hard Steel is the funniest parody metal comedy since Spinal Tap. I wish it didn't end that way. There should be more episodes

Is cronos smoking weed ? lol

I love hearing Cronos talk sh*t about posers.

1:19 "we caught our old drummer there actually" wait what

what ever became of the original line-up? i am curious about Mantas and Abaddon in a "where are they now?" sense.

Track at start ?

Brilliant band - hope they continue playing and recording for many years to come.

"Vomitted on a dog" hahhahha!!! With the imagination and sense of humour these lads have, it's no wonder they release a new album ev'ry second year or so! Respect.

I must say I've met people with personalities similar to Cronos and you just know it, they are just the type that others like being around and people just feel as if nothing will go wrong because they are such a strong presence.

Can someone please tell me what the opening riff is?

Mantas now has a band called M-pire of evil and Abaddon I'm not so sure. Mantas' band was supposed to play around here in Pennsylvania with Raven and Sinister Realm on the 21'st of October but he had trouble with his visa so they cancelled.

These guys are legend, they're music is just extremely good, and both black metal and welcome to hell are like the best contribution to metal music ever!...

when was this done?

Anyone noticed Hard Steel's singer looks like Jeff Hanneman? Why would they disgrace Jeff that way /:

Venom always did the BEST interviews!!

"You fuckin jokin aren't ya" I love Cronos 😂

What makes this even more funny is the insults being spoken with Geordie accents

I wish I could see Venom live. But every time they supposedly come to Vancouver Canada they cancel. Hopefully one day we'll be lucky to see them. PISS ME OFF. Its almost as though I wished the band never existed.

Go to our channel and check out the Hard steel webisodes

Otto was in Stryper??

We love you CRONOS!!! REAL METAL!!

"Hard Steel" Even the name sounds too fucking Generic to a real band with real talent. They do have a KZfaq video. I checked it out-It was nothing to write home about, the singer sucks the music sounded run in the mill generic average, below average production Cronos knows that in order to survive in the music biz, you still have to follow rules-don't shit or piss off fellow musicians, cause they can give you a bad rap Really that is a rule for basic human existance that is unviversal. It doesn't matter how you make a living. Guess the dude screwed over the wrong man. Good Job Cronos - put the fucks under a microscope, for the world to see! I hate posers or lip synchers. I hate 2 faced people Only part I didn't care for was the part when they mentioned Stryper. Anybody who talks negative about Stryper hasn't listened to their recent stuff. They have evolved into something much more than a pretty boy Christian Glam band. They have gone more classic metal , like some old Priest or Maiden, but it isn't a ripoff. because they are seasoned musicians in their 50's. I am more of a Styrper fan now than I ever was in the 80's-I think they kick major as now

"Hands like fucking spam" LMAO

“He says its a cup of tea, but we know its not”

Can somebody put subtitles please!

ty, M-pire of evil, I'll check it out.

This is hilarious! Spinaltap, but more relevant!! Is this going to be a film besides webisodes?

Cronos, if you had only kept quiet, I would never have seen that video. Yeesh!

This reminds me of 'Spinal Tap'. By the way, where is the drummer of Venom from? Is he from Manchester? I know the other 2 members are from Newcastle.

There is nothing more British than this. We are absolute pottymouths for one of the most polite and mannered nations on Earth.

whats the name of the song in the beggining??

if you close your eyes it sounds like a typical conversation in witcher 3

Cronos is about as cool as you can possibly get bro.

If they were playing in my backyard, I'd shut the curtains on it. Greatest put down ever...

I won't be listening to Hard steel then

Did you even read the description? They get people to talk shit about them for their video.

comparing a dude’s drumming to operating a crane. that was funny \m/

Cronos is a trip.

Do you guys know that this is a parody right?

this makes me so proud to be a newcastle metalhead

The vocals of chromos can never be compared to anyone

Challenge: Take a shot every time Venom swears in this video

This is like a scene from the office. Chris finch all over

I met Danny the drummer in a local club in 2018,he was a canny bloke.

My first metal band

Is Cronos actually Bob Mortimer in a wig?

I like it how Stuart La Rage Dion when he hears the band name hard steel he just goes pftt & cronos is like who LOL

I want the guitarist's Pentagram shirt

I can't help but like Venom. If you want to talk Spinal Tap go Manowar. The most boring stiff band you could listen to

I don't why but this cracks me up!!!

I want these guys to do a review on the vegan teacher.

Cronos is like a real life longhair Begbie

what do you think about the Band "Hard Steel".-.##+ WHO !!!!???? ROFL

I don't know how he does it with one leg and one ball!!!

Still my favourite video on KZfaq

They are the Metal version of Liam and Noel

Just came to this video and, all of a sudden, the KZfaq page changed. WHAT THE FUCK?!

These guys should have their own show

see ya in Kilkim Žaibu

hail venom...true metal,,

Anyone From NEWCASTLE !!!!!!!!!!!!

if it wasn't for venom their would be no thrash or black metal

wait a moment, they have grogg in that pub! GROGG! GROGG! GROGG!

"who?" you fucking joking aren't ya?" always cracks me up😁

Had never even heard of Hard Steel so far.