I will forever love that Kurtis' entire sense of humour revolves around taking common phrases literally. incredible.

i love this podcast because i can zone out for minutes at a time and i will have simultaneously missed nothing and everything

kurtis really said "this you?" with Aidan Gallagher

harry styles: now performing exclusively on kurtis’s wrist

kurtis: **laughs** everyone: 🥺💗✨🦋💘💖🧚🏻‍♀️💕

aiden gallagher's comment just sounds like he's trying to impress you lmao

Aidan Gallagher is my age and man I feel like I just know what kind of person he’d be in drama class and I don’t like it. He’s a good actor though ig

when kurtis said “they think I’m skinnnnyyyyyy” I FLEW LMAO

Sorry Kurtis but, imagining what happened in the story where you hurt your back made me laugh just because of how far back my brain imagined you bending

as a 16 year old, i also could be hit with a car and be fine but the moment i get a paper cut it’s over

im a mathmortician ✨💅🤩❤️ bc im always dead wrong 💕😍🧚‍♂️🦋

i can’t comprehend the fact that aidan gallagher charges $100 a minute for the fan like zoom calls

why did i imagine kurtis bending back like a folding chair

no one: literally no one: aidan gallagher: :}

The one dislike is Aidan Gallagher

Aiden Gallagher is so full of himself its funny.

the funny thing is that aidan doesn't even have 3 million followers on insta

i saw that kurtis commented nice under the #10 years of one direction more reasons to love this man

My dad used to call the bath tub the “math tub” as well cause my name is Matthew, so he’d say “Matthew it’s time to bath you!” And put me in the “math tub” cause it rhymed, so hearing Kurtis talk about a math tub brought nostalgia

petition for kurtis to do a skit with his green screen for the guy with the skyscraper girlfriend with the golden fluorescent speedo

I'm okay with you saying that arm wrestling is the gateway to gay relationships, as long as we all acknowledge that "Streaks?😍🔥"is the gateway to straight relationships

No one: Kurtis: Ok Arm-wrestling.......WWE.....no.....Ok Arm Wrestling.....no.....Ok Arm Wrestling

The sleep paralysis demon at the foot of my bed is actually Aidan Gallagher singing “LOVE LOVE LoooOOoVVvEEE” loudly and on loop.

people were joking about Aidan and his singing and he said something about their body being found in a ditch?? like is he gonna kill them?

I just love the fact that he barely edited this episode but added in the punch sound effect

Kurtis: I'm getting old Me: haha funny joke Kurtis: *talks seriously about how hes old and has a deteriorating body Me: 👁👄👁

the comments r filled with stuff about kurtis's laugh. i love it his laugh is so cute

i screeched when kurtis said he thought aidan gallagher was 38 because he’s not wrong

im surprised he said "acapella doctor" instead of "docapella"

Every time Kurtis posts a new podcast it feels like christmas day when i was 12, except with more I Hardly Know Her jokes 🥰

I want to put this thought in all of your heads, including kurtis’s if he sees this. One day, kurtis will be an old white man. From head to toe, tucked in shirt, sandals, khakis, it’s going to happen one day, it’s inescapable, and I for one am mortified yet exited for when that day comes.

...anyone else worried that they also can't count backwards from 100 by 7s? thank god I'm not the president i guess

Aidan Gallagher is 5’3 I don’t want to height shame or anything but that should provide some explanation

Body type: slim Kurtis: they think IM sKiNnYyYyYyYyYYyyY!!!!!!

Aidan fans🤝trump supporters Not being kurtis conner fans

For a moment, I thought @ BabesforTrump45 meant there were 44 other @ BabesforTrump accounts. But, yeah, the 45th president thing. Sure.

I'm just gonna go around arm wrestling girls and hoping they end up marrying me

everything about kurtis is just so comforting and happy like soup

weed? no. arm wrestling is the gateway drug here. arm wrestling time.

why do i feel like we're never gonna hear the end of the "kia sorento sandwich" joke

This is very really good

aden gallagher is like :]

kurtis: I'm so dumb, I'm so stupid Literally everyone else: ᭙ꫀ ᥇ꫀꫀꪀ 𝕜ꪀꫀ᭙ ડⅈડ

Aidan Gallagher haunts me.

sipping iced coffee like the lesbian you are ❤

I won’t be able to watch umbrella academy bc of Aiden Gallagher. Like will he just smile like :} in it??...

if i am ever diagnosed with mesothelioma and my doctor doesn’t tell me the way kurtis did, i’m suing

"You ever had that before? When it hurts to rest?" Laughs in Fibromyalgia

Man, I sure wish I had a trampoline in my life to say hey "it’s time to get your life together" I never had a talking trampoline.

kurtboi threw the cake back too hard on the trampoline

The fact that he thought adien was like 38 had me rolling

he said i heard a rumor then proceeds to talk about aidan gallagher 😳

you had the oppurtunity to name the episode 'I'm loafing Wolf'

What if the arm wrestlers only had one super strong arm and the rest of them and the other arm were lanky and skinny cuz they only use the one arm

the way you said ''they think i'm skinny'' is perfect

Did aiden comment yet someone tell me when he does

I laughed way too hard at “He’s going to boot camp? He’s a boot.” 😂

We love a 2 minute intro about how this is episode 105

Kurtis is gonna be upset when he sees nickelodeon already did a thumbwrestling wwe styled show..

Sorry if I'm late about this, but I just found out there is a census-designated place in Hawaii called Kurtistown

Kurtis’ intro used to be ‘Kurtis Conner, Kurtis Conner’ over and over again so technically celebpie isn’t wrong

this episode really gonna scare me into doin yoga

*Something horrible happens* Everyone else: freak out Kurtis: but it's all good 🙂

the PUNCH line of the arm wrestling joke needs a punchline??? bro you walked right past it

"who's to say there aren't 3 million edits? maybe he made the other 2.9 million" LMAOO he would

i like your podcast without other people as it feels more like you’re talking to me but whatever you enjoy as it’s yours and i think others like it

the little thank you after the slim body type thing is killing me 😂🥺

i would watch a vid of kurtis conner saying "kurtis conner" on a "kurtis conner" channel

Kurtis explain this wrestling bit is the most kurtis thing kurtis could have done

Me listening to his bit about the arm wrestling makes me feel like I suddenly have a 5 year old with the wildest imagination

lauv😝laUV😡lauv😅by LAAAUUV😿😋

kurtis singing “no noo” gave me dopamine thank u kurtis

The fact that you felt the need to apologise to Aidan makes me sad like he’s the one in the wrong

you really missed the opportunity to say docapella

Kurtis: this new number system Me, French: *sweats nervously*

kurtis didn’t acknowledge that he could’ve used the word “punchline” as a punch line :/

kurtis: stay young forever danielle cohn: oops

my favorite thing will always be that he clarifies hes joking after every single joke je makes

You can tell Kurtis doesn't do much physical shit-talking. Lol. So awkward at it. Love him for it though.

Hi Kurtis Conner. I am a big fan of your podcast! I love to listen to it while I drive. I also like watching it so I can see the segment about tik toks. I think your new advice segment is a good one. You could do different things with the segment if you want instead of JUST advice. As in, different subjects for people to email about. But, the advice is good and great, I like it a lot. I can’t even think of any examples about other types of things to email in about. Thanks for making this podcast, it brings me lots of joy. - Amelia H.

i’m so glad you talked about aidan gallagher again bc he’s become even more of a meme now and you hadnt yet talked ab how truly problematic he is 😳 look up some twitter threads if u havent heard ab all the stuff he’s said. and also look up joshua rush and aidan because it’s so funny (especially joshs responses )

oh to be a tattooed man

I’ve been having back and knee problems since I was 16 I feel your pain Kurtis. When he said “it hurt to rest” I felt it

I see podcast, I click

aidan please comment again so i can reply to it with "who? who asked?"

you should do a full podcast episode of just stand up

i can’t believe the singing guy was actually in glee and criminal minds

josh conner is my favorite youtuber

Kurtis: my back hurts when I sleep Me: some days my back hurts when I take deep breaths for no absolute reason 😔🤟🏻 Also I am 16 🙃

LÃÛF læuv LÂÚF låUf

his podcasts make me laugh yet make me feel so cHill what

kurtis saying "they think im sKiNnYYyyY" in a squeaky voice will forever be the most adorable thing in the world to me.

OH WE TALKIN AB AIDAN GALLAGHER???? lemme strap on my seatbelt lets go

but hear me out: the acapella doctor starts a group called docapella. i’m gonna go tweet this hold on

v thankful you watched the tiktok i suggested. that's a big ~*yEaH YeAh*~ from me

Poopie poo poo

Hurts to rest huh. That definitely doesn’t happen to me every month when I get my period. Nosireebob

I feel so connected to Kurtis when we he says the joke i was thinking 😂

Speaking as someone who pulled their back out putting a baking pan away, its definitely a matter of getting old.

wow my fav episode i love it so much ive listened to the whole episode already