can we talk about kurtis’ rant on the double standard on women confidently posting their bodies and pictures of their bodies getting leaked to the public without their consent. it’s fucking gross, and im glad kurtis brought attention to that

The more Kurtis says "Cheug" the more it sounds like an obscure slur.

“How old are you, Kurtis?” “22” “How long have you been 22?” “A while”

Zoning out and then trying to understand what’s going on again during this podcast is wild

I'm sure in the alternate universe where his name is Curtis Connor he's a huge "cheug".

I'm so deprived of the Kurtis Korner I'm going insane

All my fellow citizens of Kurtistown are legally required to pog because I JUST GOT MY PUBERTY BLOCKERS ADMINISTRATED AND MY FAMILY IS SUPPORTING ME THROIGH MY TRANSITION

Yes I’m 25 and when someone asks me how old I am I literally want to say “oh I’m 19”

kurtis be like #adulting #livelovelaugh

The secret is that kurtis is actually 69 years old and thats why he has so much wisdom

Does anyone else try to guess what sound effect kurtis is gunna use while he's looking for it lol

He’s my most favorite person. But don’t tell it’s a secret lol

the 14 things i’ve learned in my 14 years of being alive, as a list: #1 you have to poop eventually

"Saturdays are for the boys" is 100% male cheug

I love how men exclusively sexualize women but trash them for having the agency to profit off of that 🙄 it’s so blatant that it’s because they find it threatening.

what's up kurtistown

watching this video and thinking man ill never be 27

Some men who claim to be heterosexual really do be hating women. Like are you sure you like women? 🤭😩🤔

my biggest criticism of those “hot tub streams” is that twitch pushes those girls but doesn’t promote other female streamers, they only pay attention to women on that platform if they’re half-naked. no hate to the hot tub girls, they’re getting easy money, just wish woman could be successful on the internet for something other than their bodies. don’t hate the players, just the game.

hate to admit this here but ive watched 3 seasons of masked singer. not because i enjoy the show, but because my grandparents like the show and i watched a few episodes with them because i had nothing else to do but now they thinks i like the show more than i do and so now they record the show every Wednesday and i watch it with them because i don’t want to tell them that i don’t like the show because they do. so anyways, im gonna go watch the masked singer with my grandparents because it’s 8:00.

My mom thought if I read the secret it would cure my depression

Of all the critics they could give of hot tub streamers, "they're taking viewership away from me!" Is one of the dumbest. That's like me saying memes should be banned from Instagram because memes get more likes than what I post.

Those farmhouse barn doors on every wall and entertainment center is super cheug. Top it off with a live laugh love sign in your kitchen and a sign in the guest bathroom that reads, ‘ El baño’.

Being very vocal about one’s obsession with bacon is the gold standard of male cheug.

I left my hometown and lived in NYC for 10 years, and then I came back to my hometown and the longer I'm here the cheugier I become...and dude you're right, cheugs are way happier. I don't know shit about shit anymore. I am so offline. All my footwear is comfortable. This is great. I remember back when it was "basic" and I was trying to explain it to my therapist and she was like "It sounds like it's just people enjoying things" and I was like...yeah that's kind of it. Leaving a comment this long is fucking cheugy.

"Happy wife, happy life" and the cheugier the person the happier, apply the associative property: cheugy wife, happy life

“yes i’m 22 put it in both my eyes” will forever be one of my favorite kurtis quote

I feel like these podcast episodes are just like you doing a "just chatting" stream, but without the chat, so if you need more hours, you could try streaming your podcast? 🤷‍♀️

the secret is just "youre not praying hard enough" for spiritualists

this upload is the first good thing that’s happened to me today

male cheug is stormtrooper memorabilia on literally everything and graphic tees that just have slogans on them

The way sex work innovated the internet in a way that allows for concepts like Twitch but streamers throw a fit whenever a women is remotely sexual

I didn’t choose the Cheug life... the Cheug life chose me. ✊😤

To person that struggles to find friends - i would suggest finding yourself a community based on what you like for example D&D, alternative fashion, coffee making etc. People don't even realizes there are communities of people until they get interested in the topic, i found a lot of friends just because i got into Japanese fashion and i had no idea community is so massive and spread all over country. If you get really interested in something you will eventually meet people who likes the same thing either by just walking on a street, searching social media or going on a convention (post covid ofc). I'm friends with people i met through hobbies and interests i no longer have, don't limit yourself to just a college and your peers.

anyone else 20, barely able to wrap their head around being 20 let alone thinking that one day they will b 27 like our lovely amazing mayor kurtis connor?

to have the stereotypical astrology girl response, i feel like kurtis being a taurus makes so much sense

what i’ve learned from this is that the cheug aesthetic is a requirement to be a high school language arts teacher

cheugy was the popular aesthetic when i was in middle school oh my god the flashbacks... thank god i wasn’t a cheugy (no hate just minions aren’t my thing)

omg kurtis we love our mayor

kurtis has said cheugy so much that saying cheugy is starting to seem cheugy

You can't just bring up Flowers for Algernon like that all casual. I can't handle the emotional weight that that book title holds

So what do the people that think being in a bikini is sexual do when they go to a beach, or like swimming pool? Just tell the women that they are using their bodies? What would they want them to do, go in a parka?

kurtis i know some people don't like your hair n mustache but it looks so good on you.

I don’t know when the poopcast about Hank green came out but I can’t get hank green got that stank peen out my head, help ;(

I hope our mayor had the best bday

i remember being on tumblr when millennials were in full swing with saying "i did a thing" and finally there was some younger person saying "y'all sound stupid when you say that. stop it" and sooo many ppl were pissed they were like "we WORK all day at JOBS and have to CLEAN and COOK so let us talk like BABIES if we want to because ADULTING is so hard and you just wouldn't get it!" lmao

GOOD MORNING FROM AUSTRALIA FELLOW KURTISTOWN MEMBERRRS. Have a good day, remember to drink water, eat some fruit and give yourself some luuurve. ✨💛

I'm about to be 28 and I still sometimes cant comprehend that I'm older than like 24.

Yo the permanently 22 thing... SAME like why can’t I progress past 22

my little sister is going to be born tomorrow, thats such a coincidence- happy almost birthday! :)

Kurtis sounding like a math teacher talking about "I did a thing" and proposal posts. "She said yes... to what???" "5 WHAT??? APPLES? BANANAS?"

things i’ve learned as a list: (saw this somewhere else) 1) don’t wash your socks. because if you wash them, that means they’re dirty. so don’t wash your socks. DONT BE STUPID

r we feeling spiritual sky burger today?😇

The word “cheuge” brings me pain I can’t explain

I was so desperate to get the vaccine before my first shot, i literally said to a friend “they could put it in my eyeball and I wouldn’t care. Just give it to me” and my friend was like yeah but it doesn’t go in your eye, it goes in your arm. And i was like, you simply don’t get the point, I just want to be vaccinated. I felt so dumb because they didn’t get it. I can’t believe you just said they could put the vaccine in your eyeball omg #moderna

I have to write an essay about what happiness is (because my English teacher loves to make her students realize how depressed they really are) and now I need to change my thesis to “your level of happiness is dependent on your level of cheug”

ok 8 minutes in and i learned that im old for reasons beyond my random joint pain. i LOVED dilbert comics when i was like 9

The Secret is 'reality shifters' for 40 year old women

I usually only listen to the podcast on spotify but today I couldnt find it on there and came here, and the COMMENTS i dont know if im ever going back to spotify because yall are the best

Kurtis, if I raise a child and they turn out anywhere near as awesome as you, I would consider that a success beyond my wildest expectations.

It’s so rich for xQc to say that the hot tub girls are pathetic when he makes his living sending his fans to hate on other people and being a general villain on Twitch...

kurtis will explain something in the most insane nonsensical way and say "y'know what I mean?" and I will always say yes every time

the only thing that bothers me about the hot tub streams is that they’re v obviously s**ualized and get posted to the home page while there’s tons of kids on the site, i think there should be a system in place to keep kids from seeing that but that’s twitch’s fault not the streamers

I turned 17 on may 4!!! We have the same bday and are 10 years apart. I feel like this means we might have to fight to the death or something?

On the topic of the secret, when I was working at a bookstore once, a lady came in looking for the DVD copy of it, and she was trying to explain to me that with it once she says something into existence then it happens, and I so badly at the time wanted to say “so if I want you to leave I just have to say it?” But I didn’t want to lose my job

may the 5th be with you dawg

I feel like people using the word "Sportsball" is pretty Cheugy

leev, louv, lauf

That “milk comes from cows” comment gave me big Trisha Paytas energy. They said that, unironically.

Tip for first advice brobrah, so Kurt boy didn't cover what to do if you're older than the usual age (by more than a year or so) and starting community college, like I'm 28 and had to start at 27 cause of some chronic illnesses. Legit all you gotta do is get there early or walk in once like half the class is seated, look around for someone w a t-shirt or binder or some shit you enjoy, and sit next to them and start talking about whatever it is. "Whos your fav character/song/etc" for example. Ask questions about them, ppl love talking about themselves. Foolproof system, hasnt failed me yet.

happy late birthday kurt boy!

kurtis actually made me appreciate podcasts so much. some time ago i naver thought i would listen to a podcast but now look at me

"Cheug" is just the kids calling me lame in a new non-ableist way. Nice.

cheug is just what i’ve been calling ‘white republican apparel’ all this time

kurtis: cargo shorts are so cheug me: immediately after gets an ad for cargo pants

IM SO GLAD YOU LOVE CHEUGY KURTIS OMG it came from my former sorority and I've been waiting for it to catch on for years Also cheugy came from people who are currently 22-25 I think

I cannot wait for Kurt to do standup again 😩

Male chugie: getting obsessively into marathons or cycling, craft beers, and grown up hipsters. Female chugie: Anthropologie

i had a dream your name was kurtis comrade and that you were secretly a spy and you made a coming out video but coming out as a spy

3:33 Me at age 18 thinking I’d die soon of some freak accident but now being 22 and having to decide actually decide on a career path 🤠

thanks for posting dear mayor 🥰😍😗🤗 (happy late b day btw !!)

Its exhausting to never be able to win as a woman, but I feel a stronger urge to keep going anytime someone like you talks about it sincerely. Thanks my guy

kurtis u have no idea the joy that flows into me when i see that there is a new very really good episode

On the age thing I do the opposite ghjffh,,when people ask for my age I mindlessly tell them I'm like 2-4 years older than I actually am,, my brain just feels REALLY old and tired all the time lmao

I'm so baked I keep clicking out then realizing I didn't finish your video then coming back.

im time traveling back to junior year when I got bangs and posted a pic saying "I did a thing" and slapping myself

Its so comforting when a funny and successful person opens up about being insecure or struggling in life in general. Thanks for sharing kurt 😎❤️

that article is making me fume, he sounds like a guy who dates freshly 18yo to abuse the power dynamic and "solve" any relationship problems by saying "you'll understand when you're older" 🤢

Kurtis is the same age as my music teacher with gray hair and dad vibes and i physically cant perceive that theyre the same age. (My music teacher is 27 or 28 and half his hair is gray cause we stress him out so much)

Kurtis: Everything in existence? Cheug

So just found this video… I think I’m in love with this mans humour 🤍✌️

Fun fact: Kurt is actually a time traveler and he turned 123 today. Happy birthday! ❤️

Happy Birthday 🎉 Mayor Kurtis 💜 Another year older Another year wiser 💯❤️

the whole thing about age, i really feel the exact same, Kurtis.... my birthday is close to yours (may 10th), I'm a year older than you, I'll be 28 in a few days and goddddd..... i just really don't feel 28 AT ALL, I don't even feel 27, it just feels so weird to grow older, my mind is still stuck at years ago, it's all so strange and insane to think about oh but!!!! happy birthday, dear kurt-kurt 💓🥺 i hope this year treats you well

I don't get this trend for overly categorizing people. I mean yeah it's funny and all but like... weird how people are obsessed with nametagging anything they don't like or find kinda old fashioned. also just like the Karen meme for some people it's just a new way to hate women

its hard to believe that in 20/30 years people will be dressing 'vintage' like some do today but instead 70s/80s it will be egirl or early 2010s 'aesthetic'

thank you for posting kurt

I clicked on the video and didn’t realize the volume on my AirPods was all the way up. And then good ole Kurt boi apologized for the volume and I’m all good now HAHA

happy birthday tomorrow kurtis

Happy birthday king 🤠🤠