the free cookies story is the most painful story he's ever told

The first half of this bit really hit different from quarantine...

One time the guy in front of me had nothing but boxed wine and laxatives and all I could think is "he's got a fun night planned"

I used to work at a grocery deli counter and our store was small enough that the bakery and the deli were staffed by the same people, so I did end up giving free cookies to kids. Also learned how to write on cakes.

I've been on the other end of this! I was the deli employee, and I definitely chortled to myself when the guy went to the bakery department (our neighboring department) "I'm using a big saw to cut this chunk of roast beef, I smell like chicken blood, why would I have cookies?"

Justin repeatedly talking about his toilet paper anxiety and Griffin talking about how much he wants to eat bugs from The Lion King it's the type of personality trait I hope I can stumble into one day

Imagine being such a chad that you make the video one second UNDER ten minutes on KZfaq

Onetime my friend Michelle and I went to pick up a few snacks and the lady at the register had the audacity to say, “Oooh, having a big party this weekend?” 😑😩

Walmart actually has a lot of the things the brothers suggest, haha. They have some associates that will walk around the store and check people out anywhere in the store (Check Out With Me associates). They also don’t care if you eat something while you’re shopping, as long as you bring the package to be scanned when the rest of your stuff is put on the belt.

justin....................

I've been searching for Justin's cookie story for days!

I work at a kroger meat department and listen to mbmbam at work every day but if someone did that shit id bodyslam them sorry juice lol

My dad, returning from the store with over a dozen 2 litre bottles of Diet Pepsi and nothing else: There was a sale :)

Remember, if you see someone stealing food, no you didn't

Can't believe Tesco took travis' idea at 5:55

Im the activia pervert. It helps with my female anatomical health!

Is this a thing? I don’t ever look at other people’s groceries.

I'm torn, because Justin is annoying me so very much in this segment. WHY did you keep saying it louder if getting noticed wasn't what you wanted? The rest of it is whatever, grocery stores can be laid out stupidly and maybe it wasn't clear where he was, but I'd be like, "This guy has been 'casually' getting my attention for two minutes, I thought he'd be better prepared when I finished my thing." But then ... he's Justin, he doesn't like getting noticed, it makes him forget what he was doing, and it sounds like he wasn't firing on all pistons today in the first place. I am often not on my best day either. But, DAAAAD! pull it together! You wanted attention!

ooooo this did not age well