Xdd

As drunk as he was, it was kind of funny that his memory was so sharp. 😄

You meant to say, "the 23th time."

@@ragnarrothbard3418 um...you're the wrong one. It's twenty-third, not twenty-thirth.

@@hmr0470 This has got to be the funniest example of somebody not getting a joke ever. BTW, only a douche starts a sentence, "ummm..." It's douchey When you speak like that. Doing it in written form... WOOF!

Theres a show called beforigners, you just made a pretty accurate description of the show.

That was before we saw his poorly-developed legs.

Excellent comment!

I did not know Vikings had to deal with detached ducks

His ancestors were Bersekers. 100%

Black metal

Basically or the third one, immigrant children with identity crises

This is such a funny comment! Happy little mountain elves....lololol thank you I am laughing so much right now!!

This made me laugh quite a good bit. xD

@@elmstreet2036 stop being weird

Shut the fack up, its funny to drink and get high!

An angry toddler who's angry?

Absolutely! 👍

I'm sure they are normally professional, but I'm also sure being on camera was a helpful reminder to be so!

@@alexgamble4718 In which country do you live? USA? In MY country we don't need phones for correct policemen!!! We simply have them. It would be the same procedure, you see here.

They speak more viking-ish on Iceland, but I've never seen an Icelander angry, so :)

@@jeschinstad you forgot to tell him about the incestial low population.

I dont think they have as much violet crime as the US.

I had a DNA check. My Y chromosome is Norwegian origin . It came to UK via North France Normandy invasions in 1066.

Hagar the Horrible

even the dark lord needs some kindsness to remind him what he stands for from time to time :3

Best comment!😂😂😂

Anonymous Annie 😂😂Fantastic 🤣

Oh sweetheart Satan is no more

Satan? He's just a drunk

The doctor is a coward

@@zerkku7916 username definitely says it all lmao

@@zerkku7916 no he's a jelly

Lmao

That made me LOL too haahaha

du lever?

@@axxy6879 Lever och frodas. Jag är faktiskt väldigt aktiv i kommentarsfälten.

What does heart-dead mean? Is it like dead inside or something?

@@catboy_official "Hjertedød" (literally heart-dead) is the cessation of blood circulation, breathing and brain activity, also knows as "clinical death".

@@knugenavswarje734 Thank you

Yeah, but he could bring all his body parts.

@Gbenga Oladipupo if it hangs on

+Africa Starguide in danish, hjernedød/hjertedød = braindead/heartdead

It's norwegian but thank you for wanting to inform me :)

+Africa Starguide almost exactly the same thing. the nordic language is very close all around except finland wtf happened there

+cartman2dk What happened with Finland, is that they were under Russia for some time, and have taken a bit from there too (nowadays it's more similar to the rest of Scandinavia though). :)

Tell me what windshield wiper is in Finnish, because it is in now way near vindusvisker in Norwegian... :P

It was quite fun

He's from Lofoten that's why!

Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan probably somewhere in Norway

@brother uncle Haha no. Its a beautiful place, look it up.

@brother uncle , we from the northern part of the country have a fresh vocabulary. At times a lot of swearing XD

🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

LMAO

Ein pudding 😂

95% is exactly the same tone = attitude of language where a drunk Slovak guy can ever use on some police. But the insults is way worst and totally uncivilized!! Like 1st grade stupid student. I liked to see (a Norwegian drunk guy vs a Slovak drunk guy). This guy even drunk have humor! I liked the police at the end of video, their laughs!

The correct translation is pudding, he called the cop a pudding😂 These cops are having the time of their life.

Weird translation for jelly lol. He actually said “pudding”

Or in this case drunk idiots

ngl. That's probably the best way to deal with someone like that. Just make them realise that you aren't scared and you just find them funny.

​@@LongLiver I think it's more to do with the fact that the cop approaches the guy as if he's worthy of respect. Once he feels respected, he notices it feels good, and so he returns that respect back. The guy who didn't do that gets kicked.

Norwegian police officers are not armed. They only carry hand cuffs. And brains..... They're trained to stay calm and collected in situations like this. Using common sense to reason with drunks and other minor offendors. Yelling back using brute force, rarely if ever has a wanted effect on anyone being arrested..... Wether drunk or sober.

​@@ninaelsbethgustavsen2131 They have been armed in Oslo for a while now. We know because they keep having negligent discharges. It's kind of embarassing to be honest.

@@ninaelsbethgustavsen2131 They have been armed in Oslo for months. I think u need to carry ur eyes with u

@@postyloner2317 Oslo isnt the only place in Norway, also the situation is oslo is an exeption to the norm

@@halfcool5014 Ok but I was talking about Oslo and I never said that there isn’t any other places were the cops arent armed

Its like playing gta to him but in real life

It was

@Tuco Salamanca it was

Sorry, coming from the U.S. that's pretty hilarious.

Tuco Salamanca You’re right. It wasn’t funny. *It was hilarious!* 😂😂😂

As a teen one of my favorite humans ever was my supervisor at work. A Norwegian woman with daughters a bit older than me. I adored her. She called me Vendy. When we were busy she'd go a little nuts. Bea 💕

imagine being in jail 23 times

@@evanpeterson1798 i mean i wouldn't mind jail in Norway is not that bad

@@vitoscalita Prisons are the things that are usually pointed out as being opulent in Norway, jails on the other hand aren't that great. They aren't anything like solitary confinement or anything, but they are usually just very basic cells. People aren't supposed to spend a lot of time in them.

@@TheHenkalv well u know i think a normal jail cell isnt that bad after all u know in the us or brasil for example prisoners rape each other they kill each other and they do many more bad things i dont think that this happens in Norway

@@TheHenkalv i mean that often

+The Third Reichu Hence the cops treatmens. They know their usual drunks.

Yeah, he’s just a drunk. He’s not a horrible person, he just says stupid shit and kicks people who bother him. They are usually pretty calm if they haven’t been pissed off by anybody lol

General rule in Scandinavia, be more cautious if you see a sober person walking towards you in a dark alley rather than drunk.

Most people are not evil. Addicts, in most cases, self medicate due to mental issues or physical pain.

mirusvet Guess that goes for the world in general. Not necessarily a Scandinavian thing.

lightningspeed reaction...beside the humour, that actually impressed me :)

European cops are usually like that. The society's fathers

He says his prays and goes to sleep 😂

And by warning shots you mean center mass shots?

norwegian police arrested an drunk us "veteran officer" :)

"Yeah, captain said we don't do warning shots..."

@@thomasstuhr7243 It's a warning to everyone else

@@fenrirunshackled4319 lmao, good point.

Police stalking homeless man.

@@alfabartek what

@@alfabartek Norway, dont have homeless people, its against the law. Something you Americans should look into

@@alfabartek It is virtually impossible to be homeless in Norway. Have you ever heard of *'a snow'* ?

@@Northerner-NotADoctor Police is stalking all over the world. This is their job. Sometimes helping people. Organized mafia like goverment.

US depends on state, some put you on the streets after just 2 weeks. Of course you'll reach for your gun if you only have a 2 week crash course in de-escalation.

​@@LaughingOrange In Norway you need a bachelor to become a police. 1year school, 1year practise with active police (to see if you are fit for the job), 1 year school again. Quality is important. I know you Americans have let your elected politicians cut public costs alot, cuz of the tax reduction to the rich and big businesses that are founding your politicians to do so. In Norway a politician have to publicly announce any gift over 500 NOK/45 USD. And its looked down upon in society and looked on as corruption, several politicians have had to step down cuz of it. But in America its the norm. Its time for you Americans to wake up and start taxing the rich and big businesses alot alot alot more and privatise railroads and other stuff for the greater good.

Per Sandberg you're not dead. how did you type that? Liar!

Per Sandberg unless web md diagnosed you.

A better word for word translation would be "insanity hospital" (mental hospital) - norsk slang: sinnsykehus

to add to this and correct the guy above. it's not Norwegian slang, although it's often used very informally in modern day, it's the old term for psychiatric hospital. the word translates literally word for word as "mental/mind" (sinn-), "sickness" (syke-), "house" (hus). the house of the mentally sick or sick minded. the usage of the word "sinnsyk" in Norwegian is equivalent to how the word "insane" is used in English.

theblackbull55 xDD

theblackbull55 he actually says "what he cant handle a d**k up his ass" But i guess for the sake of youtube he translated it into shoes xD (I am Norwegian so i understand the whole thing which makes this waaaay more fun😂)

Veggy Vaggy He doesn’t say dick, he says ‘tupp i ræva’ which is basically the tip of his shoe in his ass, therefore a kick in his ass.

Veggy Vaggy probably sounded like kukk but he said tupp

Veggy Vaggy no he doesn’t.. I’m Norwegian too, so I know that you misheard it.

Police in other countries seem to be looking for an excuse to use violence at every moment

Amerikan cops would have beaten this man to death!

@@bruceleeroy872 To be fair this man only tried to kick them. In the U.S. people do stupid stuff and they got shot for good reason. If an officers life is in danger it's only right to eliminate the threat, no need for them to potentially get hurt. Of course you only read news stories saying "Unarmed black man shot" but if you did your research you'd find that they pretended to pull a gun on police or got into a fight and tried to take an officers weapon. Sometimes they are even armed! Theres almost always a reason.

@@JoCE2305 you need to come to New Orleans, I can promise the cops don't care what it is! They will give you a beating to make Rodney King look like love taps!

@@bruceleeroy872 I haven't seen that personally but its probably far better than China, North Korea, Venezuela, and all the other countries where police beat you and then you go to jail without a fair trial. I am also quite confident you probably don't know how the fights with police started, what crimes they committed, who started it, or any other information other than the fact they're fighting. Theres probably good reason.

I am giving u 1 1/2 million likes thats a perfect comment :)))

True. Too funny!!! 😂🤣😭

Lmao 😂 I can’t lol 😂🤣

Bruh he clearly sounds like a really viking

Their tools were kindness and laughter lol I died when he took his pants off!

"fiste-fine-pussy's"... Very decent.

Yeah and he said brain dead and not heart dead like the subtitles said, but still

Norwegian guy Han sa hjerte død.

@@lw1529 stick with the English for our sake please, will ya? 😉🤔😎

"Please only speak the language I happen to speak because that suits me"

Viking chad vs virgin cop

@@voodooozo3755 Strange use of the meme, but ok

This got me too 😂

As the cop said at the end; he was adorable (han var jo herlig). How anyone could call this cutie satan is beyond me. Might be a Norwegian thing though..

@@homla8116 his voice is why people are making the joke. Because his voice is deep and cracking almost like a demon.

😂😂😂 that made be actually lol, and I scared the cat...speaking of cats, Satan clearly missed a signpost to Moscow, and the alone meant was his cat companion still roaming free?

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@@homla8116 What do you expect from a nation that has a town called Hell?

Underated comment

mead*

You should watch agents of shield

I doubt Thor can get drunk Superman can't.

No, its Odin

Hell-lo-galand førr **tta!!!

😂😂😂

I was going to say Grover!

😊😊😊👍👍💜

Cookie withdrawal ain't no joke yo

Haha cookie monster's got some serious issues

It's one of the things I dislike about Norway, there are different laws to different regions. As a person from the south I can't call the police anything, but a person from the north can call a police a horse cock and it's ok. Likhet for loven, sier jeg.

@@OriginalPuro egentlig e d bare at alle vi oppe i nord e jævli chill, å ofte har god kommunikasjon med politi (spesiellt på plassa der d ikke e store byer)

@@OriginalPuro Kulturrelativisme heter det. Er ikke vanskelig å forstå.

diabolical is a direct translation, "fucking" is a more... proper? translation.

Diabolical horsecock is the best insult I’ve ever heard

Norway doesn't exactly have a gun crime problem either.

@@meadandmilk They have guns at deposal in their vehicles if need to use em. but they only withdraw them if the other person wear, but 99.9% of the time the person surrenders before any gun get open fire

@@MrDalgard I know. Because they don't exactly have a gun crime problem in Norway. However somewhere like the United States where gun crime is high, it's pretty necessary for police to be on their toes.

@@meadandmilk Norway has almost as much guns per capita as the US, but we are not allowed to carry them in the streets.

@@feonor26 I'm guessing those guns are hunting rifles and not assault rifles though.

The problem in the USA is the police education. They graduate with just 12-24 weeks worth of training... While in Europe, most police training is 96 weeks (2 years) at a minimum...

@z What are you talking about Socialism for? Norway is not a socialist country and neither are the other Nordic countries beside us. We run on the Nordic model which is primarily Capitalist with a very small amount of socialist ideas, only a small amount though. Not comparable to Socialism at all and very insulting to be honest. We had to deal with both the Communists and the National Socialists a few decades back.

@@vergil5931 they are the same social democracies that Sanders refers to when he talks about 'democratic socialism' -- the term has been slightly misused, and so while the nordic countries are not communist they are certainly more socialist than the USA, if that makes any sense.

@@vergil5931 you have universal healthcare, welfare state and subsidised higher education..(also the most expensive pizza/beer combo I've ever bought in my life) It's communist be American standards.

@@vergil5931 what you describe as "capitalism with a very small number of socialist ideas" would actually be the USA. Norway would be capitalism with lots of socialist ideas mixed in.

A more accurate translation would be "pudding", which is even more hilarious imo.

@@lapp lulz that's adorably nice! Made my day haha!

@@sushimuncher282 it's an offensive term you would use for a fat and untrained person =) I think it's funny too =)

custard

Oh, yeah. And you know that name stuck. "Hey pudding, are you headed out for patrol?"

He actually said "hjernedød/braindead", but the subs are wrong.

Ama Jeg er norsk så jeg vet;)

Ama Han sa ikke hjernedød heller da hør bedre etter

Ho e no iallefal dø på en eller ana måte

What's does he say after that? The fiste fine pussy? Don't get it

norsk morro

You can still fight him with mid-level weapons. Stamsund Raider* 14

Aberchrome that killed me

Aberchrome ppfhahah

self check for hidden weapons xD

Aberchrome Did you see how quickly the cop closed the door when he started screaming? 😂😂😂😂

Aberchrome “DONT mess with the dark overlord wanting to be comfortable for the night”

Bruh

You understand they changed his voice to keep him anonymous? when they do this it is either very high pitched or like this.

@Spongebob Schwanzkopf its CLEARLY not... and knowing where this video is from they are not allowed to also why they blur his face.... that is not a human like voice aswell.

Nah, just every fat drunk german 40 year old ever

@Spongebob Schwanzkopf Naja, hört sich find ich trotzdem so an

lol

"You have an awful temper" "Yeah, I'm from Lofoten for fucks sake!"

Lmao

lmao

If you live in northern norway where this guy is from you’re legally allowed to call a police officer a horse cock.

@@mariadeac8336 I cant seem to understand what it is that you're asking? No offence, but your grammar is a bit...all over the place xD

Mr. Tobjohn I’m sorry my englesh is poor

@@mariadeac8336 no problem xD

I think I saw a video on KZfaq of someone that got pulled over by the Swedish police. And the officer in that videos very friendly as well

They are nice aslong you behave :) I got stopped and the officer told me if I was drunk. And i said to him "No, I'm not drunk! I'm headin' for work soon! And if you asked because of the size of my puppils, it's because my glasses make my eyes bigger!". Then he told me to take off my glasses and look at his finger. And I respond "Which finger?" And he pissed himself ;p

Your Dad must be a very patient person.

Is your Dad the jelly?

@ haha yes

I literall died at this part hahhahahhaha :D omg

Laura 1996 R.I.P.

+Hodoss Horsecock xD

+Hodoss Better translated it's like this: What, he cant take a "little kick" in his ass?

Sorry for destroying the sweet moment. But the translation is incorrect. hjernedød is braindead. He thinks they have brought him to a metal institution, (often they will send addicts to a mental institution instead of locking them in a jail sell for the night) and he is asking if she is braindead. Every one that is going to the drunk tank at the police station has to be checked by a doctor at the ER before being locked up for the night.

@@TrondOleJensen No it isn't. He actually says "Hjertedød" not "hjernedød".

@@CyberGeekzGaming You're deaf. You probably just read the subtitles and assumed they were correct? The subtitles are wrong. He says hjernedød.

@@thomasnorb4077 Sure assume it all, usually the way to go. He pronounces a hard consonant between R-E, being T. Close your eyes and listen. However, it is interesting if people hear "N" and not a "T" being very different sounds.

@@CyberGeekzGaming I hear hjerne which is the word for brain in Norwegian, I am very certain he’s asking if she is brain dead

How do you know when you don´t not know norwegian?

@@korny19989 bitch I am Norwegian

korny19989 I lost 20 brain cells reading that.

@@titangig er norsk jeg og. tror ikke du skjønte det.

Ikr

The drunk guy said this is a Psychopathic Hospital cops could stop laughing 😁😁😁😁😁😁

I feel so bad, watching this guy getting arrested by the Norwiegn police, for I can't stop laughing.

Scandinavians be like

Well, why shouldn't they? Horsecock is a funny word :P

Don't forget, all Americans have guns, they can shoot you in a second if you don't react fast enough. I understand the paranoia of the police there

@@papillon5839 Oh no. It's almost like it's not a good idea to have a population armed with firearms or something...

@@papillon5839 maybe they shouldt have guns then.

@@papillon5839 yeah okay thats what police are for to take control of that sitiaution and descealte as USA police officers are the most well geared in the world and dont forget they took this job and they know their life is on the line so they chose this.

@@papillon5839 there is no excuse

😂😂😂😂✌️

🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😂😂😂

When thor gos Hitchcock

😂😂😂😂

Yes!😆😂

Even tho we are drunk, we have some decency and respect around others who is ill..

He actually didn't ask if she was dead, but I can understand why you think so, the translations are wrong, he isn't saying heart-dead, he's actually asking if she's brain-dead, like.. If she's in a vegetable state, not completely there, kinda thing.

but he insults her with sexist, predatory things?? it's not funny and he isn't lowering his voice from being careful or respectful when insulting her, but of being a horny creeper..! he says "fiste fine pussy" it's even in the translation of subtitles. that's disgusting and the police shouldn't put a defenseless woman or girls near a drunk, agressive creep..

@@user-xj4yv3qo3v The policeman said "people like this get scared of you when you are angry" and then the intoxicated guy proceeded to talk about them in general and say "fisle-fine" which is basically calling them pussies because they get scared, and he mixed the words up to "fiste-fitte" which only means what you think it means, but it doesnt even make sense because he obviously didnt mean it in that way and you can see that the policemen didnt pick it up because in norwegian it doesnt give any sense what so ever.

He asked "e ho hjærne-dau?" (whispering "is she brain dead?")

Martin?

It's a psychological trick,the victim will feel ashamed if he does it, and honored if he doesn't. The "promise me" part is Important, it doesn't even matter if he says yes.

@ yeah, cause every cop that got ahold of me put a round or two in me. Nah lets be real. I've have encountered cops and never have they been violent or mean. Its called co-operation and respect. Police are only being demonized and that's all people learn to see. I'm assuming you're not from America?

I think you need to realize that they've anonymized his voice, in addition to blurring his face. Up here, it's not legal to show anyone's face in the media unless they consent, or they've done some *really* horrible shit.

@@ojkolsrud1 no way sherlock!!!

@@josequispe8241 Yours was just one of many comments talking about his voice. I thought maybe an international audience wasn't used to the idea of protecting people's privacy, even when they're the "bad guys".

It takes almost the same tho, two yrs there two yrs there

They also get a lot more respect also a higher loan so they arent pissed the hohle day.

@@ergosum5755 yes respect a lot of it. When i see a police officer im literally pretending to be the most perfect citizen in their eyes and im not even doing anything bad or illigal lol

@@answers_for_all4379 I not meant us police, i mean the northern eu state police. In austria they arent that calm so i aint got respect for this diabolic horsecooks. ^^

@@ergosum5755 yes i know whachu mean, but im actually agreeing with police however they want to take things. Why should they be gentle with someone who is out to hurt them and others or not safe for society in general?

The direct translation is even better: "Everything that hangs on your body can come too"

I know they are caring ! I have met quite few Norwagians on you tube & in person ,but they are kind in general ! 💜💜💜🥁🎵🐉🎤🎶💕💞👍

@Chandler Grant We don't have mattress, blankies, or cups?

American Police can't be like this cause of their gun laws and such that there is so much guns in America. Everywhere else can be calm and forgiving cause they know their lives at at stake , just put yourself in their shoes and understand what they go through life and death situations everyday.

@@denyewll3153 Yeah I feel like Chandler is in the right here. It's not so much the use of guns, but more about the culture which leads to the widespread use and indoctrination of guns in the first place. Think of it like this: Whilst it's true that Norwegian policeman don't have to worry about being shot as much as their American counterparts, and that yes, a reason for this is due to the lack of guns, someone in Norway could just as easily yield a knife, or a hammer, or perhaps acid. Take it from me, as someone from the UK, the danger is still prevalent even if the guns are not. To put it another way, it's not the guns that the USA policeman should be worried about, but the people that yield that' and as for the people that field them, the American police actually seem much more accountable than the citizens themselves, since their obviously the one's who are most armed, yet daily I see at least one video in my feed whereby an American policeman brutally victimizes the public they are meant to serve, and I saw several daily at the height of the protesting. Afterall, the police involved in the death of George Floyd were a group of four. Thus it is not only a few bad apples that spoil the bunch, every cop there seems rotten. They act as a group, and carry themselves like gang members, rather than as actual policeman. To clarify a point, however, I don't claim that every cop is bad in America, but it seems like the majority are. There are videos out there too of American cops displaying heroic acts, but unfortunately, they seem to be vastly outnumbered by the cops who are willing to victimize its own community. And whilst the cops themselves should take some of the blame, they shouldn't be blamed for it all, as their only the way they are because of the culture they were raised in when they themselves were children.

I agree! Understanding, compassionate and respect are key words.

12 timer senere "halloo.... øøøhh.... kofr hakke æ bukse på?"

Im dead 😂😂😂

Nei, Dovahkiinen bare kjedde seg.

Lmao

Hahaha

KDJFKDKKS

A more correct one would be something like ''Your so fucking soft'', because that is the meaning behind the translation.

yes, jelly has different connotations these days 😅

@@moonliteX Yeah. In Norway ''Du er en pudding!'', directly translated to ''You are a pudding/jelly'' is correctly translated to ''You are soft'', because that is the meaning behind the sentence, when someone calls you a ''Pudding'' in Norwegian, they don't refer to that you are actually a pudding/jelly as in the desert, but it means that you are ''soft like a pudding cup'' sort of thing. Another sentence with the same meaning behind it is if you call someone, ''Du er en blautfisk'', blaut meaning something soft or wet, often refered and used in a sentence to describe something wet, but ''Blautfisk'' is refering to a ''soft fish'', something with less substance, or ''soft''.

@@moonliteX what connotations does it currently carry?

@@connormcintosh4828 for example "jealous"

how did you know its him

@@merttar4935 Probably the voice. And the dialect. It's not too common in Oslo.

He told me after I bought him a drink. From his look and voice I didnt doubt him.

Fun fact, Norwegian police hasnt killed anyone since 2006

Quixy Lados not true.

klevdud what? Why do you say no without even checking. I know it is true

klevdud actually it is true, I’m from Norway so I know it’s history.

+The trash can in the 'Fire' MV yeah I'm also from Norway and it is actually true..

+Viking88 The crime is the same in norway like in the usa, with gun's and all that.

Remi Andre' Pedersen But not nearly in the same scale.

+Viking88 True.

Everyone can comment if i'm Wrong +Viking88 USA, police brutality on daily basis. Norwegian, police almost never used police brutality. Swedish, same as Norway. Finnish, police, probably the same as Norway and Sweden. Denmark, to lazy to look up.....xD Germany, litle more than Sweden Norway, Finland and Denmak. If i got this all wrong, tell me. I'd like to know. Thanks

Larum Dexsterium Sounds about right, but Finnish cops are the nicest to drunken fools. And that's coming from me, a Swede. The way the US cops treated us was like if me and my friend was armed and hostile. Such pointless aggression is not needed to get two drunk guys of the street. Most of Europe ( I can add Italy, Belgium and France to my list now) has treated us just fine. A quick check to make sure we were ok and a check of our ID's and away we went. No violence, no shouting, no guns. Just some good cops doing their job. ( And to all you who might be asking why the hell I'm drunk all over the globe, me and my best friend is on a beer trip. A long and funny beer tasting trip. 228 brands/sorts tasted so far. We are aiming at 300. )

American police already do all of that. It is usually the civilian who usually escalates stuff

"you're funny." hahaha he is a spectacle to behold. Lovely accent, but **sus christ!

Slartibartfast not in norway it isnt😂

@@pappaabdityrone6685 if someone called me "Horsecock!" I would thank them ;)

@@pappaabdityrone6685 it means you have a FAT DICK

Could Be Anybody that’s not a bad thing, ask a girl 😂

It means you ARE a fat dick...not you HAVE one 🤣 EDIT: That's not coming from me, that's just what it means.